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I am sad to announce that YOU FAILED IT! and that I am about to poop on your pitiful failure. Please ensure that you do not fail it next time to prevent further poopings.
This was my last victim. WARNING: GRAPHIC PHOTO. She failed it miserably.
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Me!
Its the sound of me taking a gigantic Africa-sized dump on your FAILURE.
Your failure has merited the biggest dump yet!
Would you like some FART SAUCE with that?
I POOP ON FAILURES
Heh, scared you should rightfully be. I just dumped a load of hot smelly and steamy poop onto your failure! I will not be retracting it either.
I POOP ON YOUR FAILURE!
p.s. do you have have an asswipe? it took an amazingly large dump to cover your enormous failure
Can I have some of your VA stock certificates to wipe my ass clean with, you pompous jerk?
Oh, is that a jar of anal lube sitting next to your keyboard? That explains your grammar skills. Too busy staring at the picture of a lubed up ass on the bottle to pay attention to spelling you incompetent queef.
How would you feel if your webmaster maliciously took your web-site offline,
then, when you demanded its return, put up a site attacking your company at your
old URL? It happened to a group I was involved in, the Censorware Project,
currently at http://www.censorware.net/. The purpose of this essay is to put
the behavior on record, and to give you some impressions and inferences about
it.
The Censorware Project was originally an informal collective of six people
who collaborated online to fight censorware: Seth Finkelstein, Bennett Haselton, Jamie McCarthy, Mike Sims, Jim Tyre and myself. Several of us
had never met or even spoken on the phone, yet for some time -- around two years
as I recall -- we had a remarkably easy collaboration. There was no funding, no
hierarchy, no titles, not even project managers. Someone would suggest a project
and take the responsibility for a part of it, others would sign up for other
elements, and proceeding this way we got a remarkable amount of work done,
including reports on X-Stop, Cyberpatrol, Bess and other censorware products.
Even though two of us were attorneys -- Jim and myself -- we never
incorporated the group or wrote a charter or any contracts among ourselves. Mike
Sims was obliging enough to register the domain, just as other members paid for
press releases and the other incidental expenses which came along. Mike also
served as webmaster of the censorware.org site and did substantial work for the group, including writing
contributions to several of the reports and lead authorship of at least one.
Seth was the source
of our decrypted censorware
blacklists and managed many technical tasks, but later felt he had to leave
the group because of the increasing
prospects of a lawsuit, particularly under the Digital Millennium Copyright
Act (DMCA). After Seth left the group, the remaining five continued.
Robert Frost said that "nothing gold can stay," and the Censorware Project
was no exception. Over the summer of 2000, Mike Sims' reaction to a perceived
slight from Jim Tyre was to take the site down for a week. He sent us mail at
the time saying something like "The Censorware Project is now closed." I replied to him that,
given that the group was a collective and we all had an interest in its work
product, the domain, and the goodwill it had achieved, the decision was not his
to make. Sims did not reply.
After Seth created a partial, text, mirror, Mike put the site back up a week
later without explaining, let alone apologizing for, his actions. Given his
continuing failure to answer any email from me (and I think from others) and the
overall signs that Sims thought the group was exclusively his, I wrote him
several emails requesting that he turn the domain over to Jamie or Bennett, as I
felt we could no longer trust him to administer it. We also found out during
that time that important email from people trying to contact us, including
members of the press, was not being answered by Sims, nor being forwarded to
other members.
I ultimately became exasperated that my name was listed as a principal on
what had
Slashdot Mirror
Your failure merits a nice steamy load! Click Here!
YOU FAIL IT!
::fart::
YOU FAILED IT!
and deserve to be pooped on
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WANKER LIKE I ASKED YOU TO
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you still FAIL IT my losing friend.
the fact that you dont know the proper technique of getting FP shows that you are a l0ser and n00b
I POOP on the SJP!
As Slashdot's failure expert, I have to let you know that the grandparent did NOT fail it. You failed at finding failures!
YOU FUCKING FAILED IT!
YOU FAILED IT!
YOU FAIL IT!
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YOU FAIL IT! (Picture of poop warning)
YOU FAIL IT! (don't click if you dont like poop)
Be sure to clean you face before you post again.
I am sad to announce that YOU FAILED IT! and that I am about to poop on your pitiful failure. Please ensure that you do not fail it next time to prevent further poopings.
This was my last victim. WARNING: GRAPHIC PHOTO. She failed it miserably.
and allow me to POOP on it
YOU FUCKING FAILED IT!
SURRENDER YOUR POST TO MY INCOMING LOAD!
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Me! Its the sound of me taking a gigantic Africa-sized dump on your FAILURE. Your failure has merited the biggest dump yet! Would you like some FART SAUCE with that? I POOP ON FAILURES
Heh, scared you should rightfully be. I just dumped a load of hot smelly and steamy poop onto your failure! I will not be retracting it either. I POOP ON YOUR FAILURE! p.s. do you have have an asswipe? it took an amazingly large dump to cover your enormous failure
Michael Sims, Domain Hijacking and Moral Equivalency
mailto:jw[at-sign]bway.net
How would you feel if your webmaster maliciously took your web-site offline, then, when you demanded its return, put up a site attacking your company at your old URL? It happened to a group I was involved in, the Censorware Project, currently at http://www.censorware.net/. The purpose of this essay is to put the behavior on record, and to give you some impressions and inferences about it.
The Censorware Project was originally an informal collective of six people who collaborated online to fight censorware: Seth Finkelstein, Bennett Haselton, Jamie McCarthy, Mike Sims, Jim Tyre and myself. Several of us had never met or even spoken on the phone, yet for some time -- around two years as I recall -- we had a remarkably easy collaboration. There was no funding, no hierarchy, no titles, not even project managers. Someone would suggest a project and take the responsibility for a part of it, others would sign up for other elements, and proceeding this way we got a remarkable amount of work done, including reports on X-Stop, Cyberpatrol, Bess and other censorware products.
Even though two of us were attorneys -- Jim and myself -- we never incorporated the group or wrote a charter or any contracts among ourselves. Mike Sims was obliging enough to register the domain, just as other members paid for press releases and the other incidental expenses which came along. Mike also served as webmaster of the censorware.org site and did substantial work for the group, including writing contributions to several of the reports and lead authorship of at least one. Seth was the source of our decrypted censorware blacklists and managed many technical tasks, but later felt he had to leave the group because of the increasing prospects of a lawsuit, particularly under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA). After Seth left the group, the remaining five continued.
Robert Frost said that "nothing gold can stay," and the Censorware Project was no exception. Over the summer of 2000, Mike Sims' reaction to a perceived slight from Jim Tyre was to take the site down for a week. He sent us mail at the time saying something like "The Censorware Project is now closed." I replied to him that, given that the group was a collective and we all had an interest in its work product, the domain, and the goodwill it had achieved, the decision was not his to make. Sims did not reply.
After Seth created a partial, text, mirror, Mike put the site back up a week later without explaining, let alone apologizing for, his actions. Given his continuing failure to answer any email from me (and I think from others) and the overall signs that Sims thought the group was exclusively his, I wrote him several emails requesting that he turn the domain over to Jamie or Bennett, as I felt we could no longer trust him to administer it. We also found out during that time that important email from people trying to contact us, including members of the press, was not being answered by Sims, nor being forwarded to other members.
I ultimately became exasperated that my name was listed as a principal on what had
::gets up from atop your post::
Ah yes! I just let a steamy load off on your post. Yes, thats me taking a dump on your failed attempt at first post.
I POOP ON FAILURES!