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Australian Linux User Group Fights Back Against SCO

ashitaka writes "The Sydney Morning Herald is reporting that an Open Source group has gone on the offensive in response to SCO's latest demands that Linux users must buy a Unixware license to avoid any possible future unpleasantries. 'Open Source Victoria today filed a complaint with the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission, asking it to investigate SCO's activities in light of 'unsubstantiated claims and extortive legal threats for money' against possibly hundreds of thousands of Australians.' I especially like the last bit: 'One feels that this whole fiasco is the IT industry equivalent of a Nigerian scam or internet extortion ploy.' Oh yeah.."

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  1. Patriotism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aussie Aussie Aussie!! OI OI OI!!

    1. Re:Patriotism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do we think of Open Source Victoria?

      THEY'RE ALL RIGHT!

    2. Re:Patriotism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AUSSIE

      OI!

    3. Re:Patriotism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aussie

      OI!

    4. Re:Patriotism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not singing

      You're not singing

      You're not singing ANYMORE!

    5. Re:Patriotism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aussie Aussie Aussie

      OI! OI! OI!

      Rock on Australia...I still love you.

    6. Re:Patriotism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Barmy Army

      Barmy army.

      Barmy army!

    7. Re:Patriotism... by CyberKnet · · Score: 1

      Proudly AC Free, wearing my patriotism proudly!

      So. From across the pacific (sadly away from home right now):

      Aussie Aussie Aussie

      OI! OI! OI!

      --
      Video meliora proboque deteriora sequor - Ovidius
    8. Re:Patriotism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bugger Australia. Can any Aussie tell me what that means? :P

    9. Re:Patriotism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or as that song someone wrote for the 2000 Olympics went:

      "Go you good things
      Put a gap in 'em
      Go you good things, go!!!"

  2. Good job! by ultrabot · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Expect to see more of this in the future! And more publicity these counterlawsuits get, the better...

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    1. Re:Good job! by ultrabot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ... and before anyone starts whining, this is of course not technically a lawsuit (yet). But investigation by a public commission might be even better, as things there are not dictated simply by who's got the most money.

      Someone (Mad Dog?) said that Linux and OSS are international treasures that should be protected, and government intervention might be just what we need. Obviously US government would never intervene (Bush & all), but there is hope that e.g. EU or Oz might have something to say.

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      Save your wrists today - switch to Dvorak
    2. Re:Good job! by phorm · · Score: 4, Interesting

      e.g. EU or Oz

      What about Canada? We use linux too eh?

      Maybe somebody needs to go out and help dig up the various ways we can legally fight back against SCO et al. Various countries, various investigative bodies, various laws.... it's confusing. If somebody in the legal "know" gives us the options, then perhaps more groups will form together as an organized coalition again the "evils that be (tm)".

      Yes, I already know about donating to the EFF, etc... but how about organized legal or political opposition? What are my options there

      p.s. from experience I can say that Linux is gaining ground within various branches/sectors of the Canadian gov't... so perhaps they'd be more open-minded about such things?

    3. Re: Good job! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 0, Redundant


      > Someone (Mad Dog?) said that Linux and OSS are international treasures that should be protected, and government intervention might be just what we need. Obviously US government would never intervene (Bush & all)

      They might intervene to kill it off...

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    4. Re:Good job! by Ded+Mike · · Score: 3, Informative
      "What about Canada? We use linux too eh?"

      You have already contributed and are continuing to contribute.

      O! Canada. Thank you.

      --
      Remember guys, this is Amerika. Just because you have the most votes, doesn't mean you get to win.--Fox Mulder
    5. Re:Good job! by arivanov · · Score: 4, Informative
      EU

      In germany SCO is already under an injunction for anticomptetitive practices. All it takes now will be for Linuxtag to go into courts again and make it stick. 300000 per case will drain the SCO battle chest very very fast.

      --
      Baker's Law: Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it
      http://www.sigsegv.cx/
    6. Re:Good job! by Badanov · · Score: 2, Funny
      Here is what Linux users can do:

      1) Go to the store (online or realtime)
      2) Buy your favorite distribution of Linux (or download the software if you can't afford it)
      3) Install on favorite computer
      4) Repeat as necessary
      5) If SCO decides to make extortionate letter to you, you:
      a) Fold the letter in half five times
      b) Use it for a floor pad for your computer.

      Really, a kind of no brainer: Ignore the cheating bastards, and continue to use Linux.

      --
      Dawn of the Dead
    7. Re:Good job! by evil_roy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is actually better than a lawsuit. The ACCC has real teeth in Australia and can demand and enforce instant compliance. The fact that they use these powers for somewhat dubious outcomes is a point of contention here, but a referral their way has to be at least investigated.

      These guys love publicity and this is win/win for them. They get to flex some muscle and no Aussie company(read Packer or Murdoch) will be asked to do anything.

    8. Re:Good job! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      The ACCC, should they choose to follow through, are one of the better government funded Consumer/competition watchdogs. They have an almost free reign on who they investigate. A year or two back, they placed so much pressure on some major petroleum companies that the same companies were screaming for them to stop. They went through all the paperwork more thoroughly than a dose of the salts.

      If SCO are bending the truth, this organization has the power to force them to submit all relevent documentation to prove their case without NDA, or alternatively they can forget about pressuring Australian Businesses into the licencing agreements. If the latter happens, it won't look too good for SCO elsewhere.

      I hope they still have the teeth they had when Professor Allen Fels was in charge.

    9. Re: Good job! by lovebyte · · Score: 5, Funny

      They might intervene to kill it off...

      Linux is a Weapon of Microsoft's Destruction.

      --

      I'll do it for cheesy poofs.

    10. Re:Good job! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see the possibility of Class Action by Linux users/businesses against SCO. Can someone with legal background comment?

    11. Re:Good job! by alfarom101 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Suggestion: every linux user buys a couple of shares of SCO, rename the company the linux kernel company, chuck their management, donate the IP ... throw away our stock...

    12. Re:Good job! by saitoh · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It may be true that because of the current Bush administration appearing to favor corperate interests over the common good of the country may prevent them from interfering, but if IBM were to do any ammount of real lobbying, something would happen. I mean, look at it from the eyes of an elderly bumbling technologically incompetent public official. The odds they recognize IBM's muscle over whatever SCO appears to have seems to be a preatty clear cut answer IMHO, and with the appearance that "bigger is better" for corperation size to this administration, I think its rather evident who they would side with. Just sit back and watch the fireworks *if* it happens (doubtful, but interesting if it did).

      --
      We don't need an "overrated" so much as we need a "you completely missed the parent's point, dumbass..."
    13. Re:Good job! by computechnica · · Score: 1

      5) If SCO decides to send extortionate letter to you, you:
      . b) Whipe ass with letter
      . c) Flush

      Have a nice LINUX day ;^)

    14. Re:Good job! by tdemark · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be:

      5) If SCO decides to send extortionate letter to you, you:
      . b) Whipe ass with letter

      . c) Mail it back to them, postage due

    15. Re:Good job! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice troll you fucking asshole. The mods rode in on the short bus again this morning

    16. Re:Good job! by broeman · · Score: 1

      Doesn't mean that those guys can't get into another unix(family)-company (with all the money earned by the increase of stock-value) and start the whole thing again. But maybe you are right, when they are fat and rich (/richer) they probably get something better to do.

      --

      (yes this can be compared with sex)
    17. Re:Good job! by chundo · · Score: 1

      Even thought it's not a lawsuit, I expect lawsuits will follow. To be honest, this may be the best possible defense by the Linux community. If thousands of local groups file complaints and/or lawsuits again SCO for their actions, it's inevitable that SCO will receive some judgements against them. The only way they can avoid this is if they have legal precedent to back them up. This means that to cut losses, they would need to expedite the IBM case. Dragging out the IBM case is their only real ace in the hole; the longer they can put it off, the more chance there is that companies will actually believe their claims and purchase licenses from them.

      -j

    18. Re:Good job! by GNUman · · Score: 1

      OK, I have a question, it is not illegal to send an ass-wiped (with all the organic implications that conveys) letter over to someone/some-company, is it?

      That is, it is not considered to be some kind of biological attack/threat, or is it?

      I mean, just in case...

    19. Re:Good job! by PFAK · · Score: 1

      They don't use Linux. The canadian gov't uses *BSD because of the licensing issues with Linux (e.g. the GPL).

      Some gov't agencies such as NCR *may* run it, but its just the development network.

      --

      Free means no restrictions, ironic the FSF's GPL forces restrictions, isn't it? What's your definition of free?
    20. Re:Good job! by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      Serious question - What can a US citizen do in this case?

      Exactly which US laws are being broken when SCO lies in a press release, or makes outrageous claims? Is there a public commission that could, as in Australia, make SCO "put up or shut up" - if so, which one, and how does a person get them moving?

      Germany found a legal 'OFF' button, it looks like Australia may have found one as well, where is the US equivalent?

      As a user of Linux, I can not claim injury - YET - so I seem to have no standing in our (the US) legal system. Is there some legal hammer that can be used to squash the SCO gadfly - and how does it get set into motion?

      --
      Acts of massive stupidity are almost never covered by warranty. --me.
    21. Re:Good job! by classic66coupe · · Score: 0

      man I hope someone drains them, stupid SCO aholes.

    22. Re:Good job! by Directrix1 · · Score: 1

      No, its quite illegal actually, as shit would most definetely be classified as hazardous waste. You would need a permit to ship it.

      --
      Occam's razor is the blind faith in the natural selection of least resistance and in universal oversimplification. -- EF
    23. Re:Good job! by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      ... and before anyone starts whining, this is of course not technically a lawsuit (yet).

      Well, it's about time somebody did something other than rolling overs and taking it up the ass. The latest extortion spin should be actionable in most countries.

    24. Re:Good job! by Ruds · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it kinda does mean that. SCO owns the rights, not the management. If we all buy a share of stock (13.1M shares outstanding, but linuxcounter tells us there are ~18M users), then WE own the company and thus the rights to Unix that SCO has.

      Not that I'm suggesting this is a good course of action, but there you go.

      Matt

    25. Re:Good job! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Yes. Someone in the know needs to put together information regarding what we as individual and corporate users can do against SCO in the US. Can those of us that are independent consultants sue SCO for some sort of cause of action?

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    26. Re:Good job! by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      It may be true that because of the current Bush administration appearing to favor corperate interests over the common good of the country may prevent them from interfering

      Even if this is so, this is still a case of a pip-squeak never-was has-been corporation trying to shakedown at least 1500 big-boy corporations. I think that the major corporate interest should be obvious.

    27. Re:Good job! by jo42 · · Score: 1


      Like, sorry, eh? But Canada is the home of OpenBSD. We don't need no stinking Linux!

    28. Re:Good job! by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Can those of us that are independent consultants sue SCO for some sort of cause of action?

      If you've ever contributed code to GNU/Linux, then you may have some room to sue them for copyright violation and/or breach of contract (I think you'd defintitely want the legalese version of and/or).

      One possible approach (especially for people with copyright interest in Linux code) would be to sue for a declaratory judgement that SCO has no rights to sue people for copyright violation or patent rights to any Linux code that's been distributed by them (or, at the very least, been distributed by them since they "became aware" that the impugned code was in Linux).

      I think that one could also include suit for slander/0. 1libel -- especially given what they said in conjunction with their original complaint.
      [note: you can't sue them for the original lawsuit, itself. Court filings have some sort of limited immunity against libel laws, but what they say outside the courtroom -- especially in press releases, et al. is potentially legally actionable].

      I think that any such action should also include an injunction against them extorting companies for payments to prtect themselves against such actions.

      The basis of the action would be that SCO is clearly now aware of the impugned violations, but they have not only continued to distribtute that impugned code under the GPL -- they have wilfully frustrated attempts to determine precisely what code is supposedly in violation (which would allow it's removal from the public code).

      In frustrating attempts to determine which code could be removed to place Linux into compliance with any claimed copyright and/or patent rights, SCO is not only condoning the continued distribution of that code -- they are effectively forcing it's continued distribution. They are now claiming to have effectively poisoned the entirety of the Linux code base and, in that context, they are claiming effective control of that entire code base and attempting to effectively extort companies into buying 'protection' from SCO against this legal phantasm.

      Note also: In the digital world, there is no way to tell the difference between allowing a copyright notice to remain in a piece of code and removing, then replacing that same notice. SCO's affirmative placement of GNU licence notices on their impugned code is indistinguishable from passive acceptance of its presence in code that they are distributing.
      (That would be another declarative relief to ask for)

      The longer-term relief to ask for from the courts would be for copyright violation. By attempting to limit the distribution of the Greater Linux code and by attempting to limit licencees to binary-only rights (in their latest moves), they are clearly in violation of both the spirit and letter of the GPL. As such, they have lost the redistribution rights to any Linux code that is not theirs, as of the initiation of their anti-linux campaing. Their continued distribution of that code absent the permissions given by the GPL are a copyright violation.
      ____

      One final note: If the code that SCO attempted to NDA turned out to have not been code that was solely under their own copyright control, then attempting to NDA that code without the permission of the author who GPLed it would also be a violation of the GPL.

      IANAL, but I like to play one in court sometimes.

      --
      Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
    29. Re:Good job! by gmack · · Score: 1

      You are correct it is illegal to send that in the mail.. it's not been that long since some girl got charged for sending her used underwear in the mail (and that was to willing recipients).

    30. Re:Good job! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone (Mad Dog?) said that Linux and OSS are international treasures that should be protected

      Yes. They should be locked up in the British Museum where the peoples of the world can come and see them (subject to obtaining visas and paying the fare of course) along with the other treasures of the world.

    31. Re:Good job! by ultrabot · · Score: 1

      I think that the major corporate interest should be obvious.

      It's not that simple. MSFT and Sun are on the side of SCO.

      --
      Save your wrists today - switch to Dvorak
    32. Re:Good job! by riko_at_anubics · · Score: 1

      I live in Europe. I can tell you that even if all we had interest in supporting Open Source and Free Software and Linux, goverments are not likely do do anything. UK's gov is close to Bush. Italy is ruled by a bunch of big companies owners and their servants. President Berlusconi used to say he admires Gates a lot. Everything which helps big corporates is considered good, against what helps common people. The more they pay a Windows Licence, the more they are happy. Europe is afraid of America. They'll let Linux die, as far as they are concerned. We've got to do it with our own energies. And think about the way new laws against consumers are approved... you know, now I pay a blank CD twice as I did before, and the money goes to SIAE (italian RIAA). I can backup my software, my pictures. Still I have to pay SIAE. No, they are trying to tie us down. They won't do anything.

      --
      I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors but I think that God's got a sick sense of humor. DM
    33. Re:Good job! by juhaz · · Score: 1

      You know, Europe is a bit more than Bush-licking band of thugs led by Blair and other band of thugs led by Berlusconi.

      Germans, for example, already showed their teeth to SCO criminals.

    34. Re:Good job! by riko_at_anubics · · Score: 1

      yes. you see, i'm italian. so i'm really afraid, since here things are going really bad, and to me it's hard to realize that in other places things are going better.
      But you know, as far as I know in Germany you (if you are German) use GNU/Linux and OpenSource Software in Public Administration (for example). I mean you are a bit more advanced in this sense....
      But many european countries are not, and that precludes any "european" action. There could be a "German" action, or a "French" action (for example), but not a common action.
      Am I wrong?

      --
      I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors but I think that God's got a sick sense of humor. DM
  3. The joke is on them. by niko9 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I especially like the last bit: 'One feels that this whole fiasco is the IT industry equivalent of a Nigerian scam or internet extortion ploy.' Oh yeah.."

    It would almost be funny if this whole mess were not true. sigh

    1. Re:The joke is on them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      I got a few interesting pieces of spam today.

      The first, "Your IP address is being broadcast to the entire world every time you use the Internet! Send us money!"
      The second, "You are using Linux! Send us money!"
      And apparently someone thinks my penis isn't long enough so I should pay them for that too.

    2. Re:The joke is on them. by Bush+Pig · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Hey, do you belong to the Short Penis and Small Breast Lodge too? Greetings, brother.

      --
      What a long, strange trip it's been.
    3. Re:The joke is on them. by azzy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      > And apparently someone thinks my penis isn't long enough so I should pay them for that too.

      Your girlfriend? Ooops, sorry, this is /. you aren't allowed to have one.

    4. Re:The joke is on them. by kasperd · · Score: 2, Funny

      The second, "You are using Linux! Send us money!"

      How about: "We found your email address on a newsgroup and thought you might be interested in this Windows program". When I read something like that I wonder, did they loose their brain somewhere? It was a Linux newsgroup!

      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
    5. Re:The joke is on them. by kasperd · · Score: 1

      if this whole mess were not true.

      If you want something untrue, just read SCO's claims.

      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
    6. Re:The joke is on them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tee hee... direct hit, mr.sulu

    7. Re:The joke is on them. by vidnet · · Score: 4, Funny
      I think their theory is that since most of us don't pay for Linux, there is so much more money up for grabs.

      Half of the slashdot crowd would starve if it wasn't for mom's cooking! The joke's on you, SCO, you pathetic losers... Oh wait.

    8. Re:The joke is on them. by sisukapalli1 · · Score: 1

      Except that in case of nigerian scam, the end user has to be dumb and greedy to lose money. For SCO extortion, one just have to be a clueless IT manager or an IT person with an axe to grind against Linux.

      My coworker (windows guy) mentioned, "anyway we will have to pay money for SCO for Linux licenses".

      S

    9. Re:The joke is on them. by cshark · · Score: 1

      I think that's why it is funny. In fact I think it would be even funnier if the nigerion business man scam actually said told you don't have a choice... dear frend... heh heh

      This whole thing actually reminds me more of IM mugging. You know, people going around on AIM saying stuff like "this is a hold up bitch, gimme yo password!@"

      And their continued existance means that it must work... well, at least some of the time.

      --

      This signature has Super Cow Powers

    10. Re:The joke is on them. by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      Could all of us then who were threatened by their claims sue SCO for damages, loss of income, or something else?

    11. Re:The joke is on them. by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      see my sig...

      --

      There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    12. Re:The joke is on them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like: "How to Build Your Own Toll Booth on the Public Freeway", by Tony S'prano

  4. This is welcome news by harryk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is truly welcome news. The community there is actually standing up, which, honestly, is more than I can say for the general LUGs here in the states. I am not referencing IBM, I know that they've got to keep quite until their day in court. But aside from the random ranting, I haven't read very much about Linux standing up against SCO. Understandably, there is little to defend, since SCO has been too vague.

    Additionally, I really enjoy Linus' comments in his recent interview.

    Good work guys!

    --
    think before you write, it'll save me moderator points.
    1. Re:This is welcome news by falonaj · · Score: 5, Informative
      But aside from the random ranting, I haven't read very much about Linux standing up against SCO.

      In Germany, SCO was already stopped by a court to continue unproven claims about copyright violation in Linux - on the grounds of law against unfair/untruthful marketing.

      If the Australians are successful with their complaints, then hopefully North Americans will be at last inspired to do similarly.

    2. Re:This is welcome news by quigonn · · Score: 5, Informative

      A sign that clearly shows how successful the legal action against SCO Germany was is SCO Germany's website.

      And I can tell you, SCO is going to get even more big problems with the assertion that SCO will license Linux to companies. Since SCO doesn't own the complete copyright to Linux, licensing it under a different license than the GPL and earning money with these licenses is a crime in Germany and Europe. This can get the CEO of SCO Germany 2 years in prison.

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      A monkey is doing the real work for me.
    3. Re:This is welcome news by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Funny
      Der deutsche Web-Server der SCO Group GmbH ist derzeit nicht erreichbar.

      My German is a little rusty. Can someone help me with this. The german web server of the SCO group is definitly not an Irish bar??

    4. Re:This is welcome news by quigonn · · Score: 1


      The German webserver of the SCO Group GmbH is currently unreachable.


      The webserver says this for several weeks now.

      --
      A monkey is doing the real work for me.
    5. Re:This is welcome news by grahamlee · · Score: 2, Informative
      Der deutsche Web-Server der SCO Group GmbH ist derzeit nicht erreichbar.

      The German Web server of the SCO Group GmbH is not at present attainable.

      And even if you don't know German, I believe Google language tools is available in America these days.

    6. Re:This is welcome news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Salut,

      >My German is a little rusty.
      >Can someone help me with this.

      It just says that:
      'The german web server of SCO Group GmbH
      is currentently not available'.

      'GmbH' is a limited liability company.

      Actually it's not available for quiet a while
      now.

      Best wishes,
      Peter

    7. Re:This is welcome news by falonaj · · Score: 2, Informative
      A sign that clearly shows how successful the legal action against SCO Germany was is SCO Germany's website.

      Indeed. SCO decided to more or less stop all business in Germany rather than show evidence for their claims against Linux.

      Complete translation of all site content:

      The German web server of the SCO Group is currently not reachable.

      To answer you questions we are pleasantly available for you at any time. Please contact us directly at:

      The SCO Group GmbH
      Norsk-Data-Strasse 3
      61352 Bad Homburg v.d.H.

      Telefon: 06172 4867-0
      Fax: 06172 4867-12
      E-Mail: infod@sco.com

      We thank you for your understanding.

      Business manager: Hans Bayer, Robert Kirby Bench, Mike Olsen * location Bad Homburg * trade register HRB 4841 * tax number: DE 114 220272

    8. Re:This is welcome news by BlueWonder · · Score: 2, Informative
      Der deutsche Web-Server der SCO Group GmbH ist derzeit nicht erreichbar.
      My German is a little rusty. Can someone help me with this.

      "The german Web Server of SCO Group is presently not available."

      The german web server of the SCO group is definitly not an Irish bar??

      LOL!!

      (The German suffix -bar is very similar to the English suffix -able. Erreichbar means available here.)

    9. Re:This is welcome news by fstanchina · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And I can tell you, SCO is going to get even more big problems with the assertion that SCO will license Linux to companies. Since SCO doesn't own the complete copyright to Linux [...]

      I have contributed code to the Linux kernel, and I suppose many other people here did. Can I sue them? This is a serious question.

    10. Re:This is welcome news by DaBj · · Score: 4, Informative

      I am not referencing IBM, I know that they've got to keep quite until their day in court.

      In a way IBM already has told SCO to bugger off.

      --
      "GNU's not Unix....it's Linux" / Kami "kokamomi" Petersen
    11. Re:This is welcome news by quigonn · · Score: 4, Informative

      As soon as they start offering licenses for the Linux kernel, and they don't have an agreement from you that SCO is allowed to license your code (as you are co-author) under another license than the GPL, you can sue them. For more information about this, write to ffs@ffs.or.at. Although we (the FFS) are the Austrian Associate of the FSF Europe, we have a very good jurist in our team, who should be able to help you out. Just write that Andreas Krennmair told you about this.

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      A monkey is doing the real work for me.
    12. Re:This is welcome news by brrrrrrt · · Score: 1

      Mind you getting yourself involved in a lawsuit in the u.s. is something many freetime hackers would not be inclined to do.

      Contrary to the e.u. or australia, where there is a more sane judicial system, you could be in for a lot of trouble if you even just become a party in a high profile lawsuit like this one.

      It could cost you lots of time and money for little or no gain.

      So I understand the u.s. Linux people who just don't bother because they think they could get themselves in trouble, so instead judge that they had better spend their time on continuing development.

      I also think like most people, that SCO is going to lose this silly case anyhow. So it's just a matter of time.

      If they win (quod non) any part of the coming lawsuit, I'm sure we'll hear a lot more from Linux advocates from all over the world, also the ones in the u.s.

    13. Re:This is welcome news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      let me help you out:

      <font name="fraktur">
      EIN WEBSERVER
      EIN SCO
      EIN FÜHRER
      </font>

    14. Re:This is welcome news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am not referencing IBM, I know that they've got to keep quite until their day in court.


      Would someone know when will they actually go to the court?

      SCO has already been spreading their FUD for months now. Too bad they have nothing to lose.
    15. Re:This is welcome news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Der deutsche Web-Server der SCO Group GmbH ist gar kein Irisches bierkeller?

    16. Re:This is welcome news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mate, I don't want to comment on how much you like Linux or if it is quality software -that's irrelevant.

      There is a serious issue here. The Linux branch leaders (including Linus -the governor), do not appear to have publicised a framework for testing IP issues related to incoming source code -just the compatibility with GPL.

      This of course pisses off all that people that have contributed legal code to Linux and made it what it is -you might be one of them.

      I can't really see why you believe there are no (any, not SCO necessarilly) IP issues associated with the Linux kernel. Is that faith to the contributors' honesty or the reviewing of the code for IP issues which is not established?

    17. Re:This is welcome news by harryk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hadn't read about this case, but I'm glad to see that the boys in Australie are not alone. Kudos to anyone standing up against SCO.

      I can't wait for the trial to come about. I'm curious to a couple of things:

      1. What will it do to the current prices of both the IBM and SCO stock?

      2. Assuming that SCO does win, what would be a guestimate time frame to correct the Linux kernel. Are we looking at a kernel freeze so that just these corrections could be made? Is it serious enough to warrant that?

      3. Assuming IBM wins, from a legal standing, where does that leave SCO?

      --
      think before you write, it'll save me moderator points.
    18. Re:This is welcome news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, SCO licenses Linux under GPL -that does not change, but requests the branch-leaders that accepted the unlicensed code to be removed. If that has happened on purpose, then it is an isolated event and the cullprits pay the price. If it happened accidentaly things are worse because this will be a public demonstration of IP violations being a 'feature' of OSS.

      I think that if you have contributed 'clean' code to Linux, you would like to see the culprits being exposed so that Linux keeps on.

    19. Re:This is welcome news by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 1

      Es gibt Aale in meinem Luftkissenfahrzeug.

    20. Re:This is welcome news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but SCO doesn't have a case. Period.

    21. Re:This is welcome news by Picass0 · · Score: 1

      Der deutsche Web-Server der SCO Group GmbH ist derzeit nicht erreichbar.

      Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?

      Fuer die Beantwortung Ihrer Fragen stehen wir Ihnen jederzeit gerne zur Verfuegung. Bitte wenden Sie sich direkt an:

      See the løveli lakes

      The SCO Group GmbH
      Norsk-Data-Strasse 3
      61352 Bad Homburg v.d.H.


      The wøndërful telephøne system

      Telefon: 06172 4867-0
      Fax: 06172 4867-12
      E-Mail: infod@sco.com


      And mäni interesting furry animals

      Wir danken fuer Ihr Verstaendnis

      Including the majestik møøse

      Geschaeftsfuehrer: Hans Bayer, Robert Kirby Bench, Mike Olsen

      A Møøse once bit my sister...

      We apologise for the fault in the
      babelfish. Those responsible have been
      sacked.

      Sitz Bad Homburg - Handelsregister HRB 4841 - Ust-IdNr.: DE 114 220272

      Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

      We apologise again for the fault in the
      babelfish. Those responsible for sacking
      the people who have just been sacked,
      have been sacked.

    22. Re:This is welcome news by hendridm · · Score: 1

      > The community there is actually standing up, which, honestly, is more than I can say for the general LUGs here in the states.

      I sent out 4 letters last week to my representatives, the DOJ, and my state's attourney general highlighting my concerns. What have you done?

    23. Re:This is welcome news by MuParadigm · · Score: 2, Funny

      Laura Didio (of The Yankee Group): Darl, is it true that SCO has ended all business ties with Germany? McBride: Yes, and it's their loss. We're not gonna let them use Linux anymore.

    24. Re:This is welcome news by SQLz · · Score: 1

      The US Gov is not going to step into this battle. If congressman no get paid to help, congressman no help.

    25. Re:This is welcome news by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > I have contributed code to the Linux kernel, and I
      > suppose many other people here did. Can I sue
      > them?

      Probably not, because they are not proposing to license Linux. They are promising not to sue UnixWare licensees who also use Linux for copyright infringement.

      On the other hand, you could threaten to sue them for appropriating your code into UnixWare...

      --
      Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
    26. Re:This is welcome news by Kismet · · Score: 1

      SCO is not licensing Linux under another license. They are selling a license to UnixWare and saying that they won't sue you for using Linux if you have the UnixWare license.

      In other words, "Buy UnixWare or risk being sued."

      I would say that this plan fits very nicely under the dictionary description of extortion, and I recommend all Linux users file a complaint with the FTC. SCO has not proven that they have any rights over Linux at all, and therefore any such threats used to sell licenses are illegal.

    27. Re:This is welcome news by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      There is a serious issue here. The Linux branch leaders (including Linus -the governor), do not appear to have publicised a framework for testing IP issues related to incoming source code -just the compatibility with GPL.

      What do you propose they do, take every submission to SCO and ask them "does this violate your IP?"

      --
      Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
    28. Re:This is welcome news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > This can get teh CEO of SCO Germany 2 years
      > in prison.

      No surprise here. Germany effectively stopped
      the Roman Catholic Church from getting rich
      from indulgences. Granted, it's almost 4
      centuries back, but I'd assume that to them
      SCO is small fish.

      Toon Moene.

    29. Re:This is welcome news by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      The reason no one thinks there is no issues is that this isn't how you fix a copyright violation. First and foremost, you notifity them of the infringing part so they can remove it. Absolutely no one can be liable for anything until they have received (not under an NDA, that does't work) legal notification of their use of copyright code. If they stop, you can sue them for past damages, if they continue, you can get triple damages.

      But as SCO hasn't done that, they aren't even, at this point, capable of suing for copyright violation.

      That's how a copyright infringement process starts, it's a fairly well defined process.

      There's another well defined process by which you make wild claims about what's infringing without showing any evidence, and try to get people to pay you money without any proof.

      This is called a scam.

      --
      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    30. Re:This is welcome news by dolo724 · · Score: 1

      hehehe thanks for the full monty treatment

      --
      But you just gotta have another sigarette
    31. Re:This is welcome news by QuMa · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be 'reachable'? Not that my german's any less rusty than the grandparent post's poster.

    32. Re:This is welcome news by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Have a digital camera with CCD defects? Then you need jpegpixi. [sf.net]

      Why can't digital cameras simply let the user record which pixels are dead and then interpolate values automatically when you take a picture. The dead-pixel detection could also be automatic by snapping a close-up picture of a light bulb (white) or with the lens cap on (black). This would save manufacturers a lot of headaches and returns. At worst, a consumer would come back to the camera store and the clerk would configure their dead pixels.

    33. Re:This is welcome news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually they've raised an index finger to SCO and said "keep this warm!"...

      Offering Linux for free on an SMP machine is a pretty powerful way of saying to the market that they couldn't care less what SCO threatens. It's also a good "hearts and minds" thing; the legal case may take ages to get to court but this shows PHBs etc in a very concrete way that IBM isn't fazed by SCO.

    34. Re:This is welcome news by Neurotensor · · Score: 1

      That's actually kinda funny as I posted the link to the SCO press release on the Canberra LUG mailing list (Australia), and we're also having discussions about what to do in response to SCO. I think the Victorian group must have their meeting before us or something ;) Ours is tonight, we'll see what we decide.

      I'm impressed with the ACCC idea, my best legal one was to sue them for libel in a class action (since they put up a pretty harsh attack on our reputations without a shred of evidence).

      I vote for flying a plane into SCO headquarters ;) We're obviously commie terrorists anyway, might as well act like it.

      Seriously though, we're talking about giving away lots and lots of copies of Knoppix... well I'm talking and others are still deciding. But it's easy, not that expensive, and gives you a chance to demonstrate it to the recipients if there's some kind of stall being set up for it.

  5. I apologize ahead of time, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    A dingo ate my license! And, at their LUG meetings, do they serve Bloomin' Onions? Because if so, I'm moving there and joining.

    1. Re:I apologize ahead of time, but.. by Aussie · · Score: 1

      do they serve Bloomin' Onions?

      What the hell is a "Bloomin' Onions" ? Some kind of cockney foodstuff ?
      'cause it ain't Australian.

    2. Re:I apologize ahead of time, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's this great big fried onion thing. Here's a picture of one. Most people either love or hate the taste, not much in between.

    3. Re:I apologize ahead of time, but.. by cheese_boy · · Score: 1
      What the hell is a "Bloomin' Onions" ?

      An appetizier at outback steakhouse, a restaurant with an annoying "australian" theme and annoying radio ads.

      recipe to make a similiar one yourself

    4. Re:I apologize ahead of time, but.. by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this little Aussie went to an 'Outback' Stakehouse and almost pissed himself laughing. The menu has absolutely nothing to do with Australia. It's still basically the same old stakehouse (we don't even call them stakehouses) with Aussie names.

      --
      "She's a West Texas girl, just like me" - G.W Bush Iraqis
    5. Re:I apologize ahead of time, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup - looks like a pretty lame excuse for Aussie - not even any Tooheys or Penfolds on the beer/wine list, plus they're missing the Aussie Pizza - toast with grated cheese and vegemite : )

    6. Re:I apologize ahead of time, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they DO want to sell food.

    7. Re:I apologize ahead of time, but.. by jasontheking · · Score: 1

      sort of... after the meeting when we go out for pizza, you might find onion on the pizzas.

      At the meeting any food you can get has high amounts of caffiene in it :-) (penguin mints , hypermints, etc)

    8. Re:I apologize ahead of time, but.. by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1, Funny

      We eat FUCKEN onions here pal, not bloomin' onions.

      --
      What a long, strange trip it's been.
    9. Re:I apologize ahead of time, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I also went to the "outback Steakhouse", after I read the menu I asked if there was anything we'd actually eat back home. With a straight face the waitress apologised that they didnt have any kangaroo.

      After I stopped laughing we packed up and went to Chevies Tex Mex.

    10. Re:I apologize ahead of time, but.. by ShineyNewSlashdotAcc · · Score: 1

      Yep. I lived in good old SoCal for about a year and went to an Outback. They had a Tooheys poster on the wall... I asked the waitress if they actually served Tooheys... she looked at me blankly so I pointed at the wall... she said... Oh you mean thats a brand of beer I always wondered...

      Every Australian should read their menu at least once... the inapproriate use of Oz slang is something that could only have been written by an expat taking the piss... "Yep we really say bonzo fries... all the time.. really".

    11. Re:I apologize ahead of time, but.. by wondergibbon · · Score: 1

      Ah yes... The Outback Steakhouse menu... Where the only thing I recognised on the menu was Fosters- that was brewed in Canada. And the server thought my accent was South African.

    12. Re:I apologize ahead of time, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, Penfolds -- I love the Coonawarra Shiraz.

      As for Tooheys, it's impossible to find in the states; I've wanted to try it for years ever since hearing about it from an Australian. Guess I'll just have to go there sometime.

    13. Re:I apologize ahead of time, but.. by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

      What the hell is a "Bloomin' Onions" ? Some kind of cockney foodstuff ? 'cause it ain't Australian.

      Probably the same way French (no excuse me "freedom") fries aren't french....

      A blooming onion is an onion that has been sliced across the top in a kind of star pattern then lightly seasoned, battered, and fried. It is often served as an appetizer in some of the newer family restaurants and steakhouses. I find them tasty at first but don't want very many bites of it. In my case, a strong onion aftertaste builds up and it starts not looking good in a hurry.

    14. Re:I apologize ahead of time, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Moik, Moik, the license, the license"...

  6. Bravo Ozzies!! by haruchai · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I hope that they put the boots to SCO. Whatever their contributions to Linux as Caldera, this is flat-out extortion, built on as yet unsubstantiated accusations. All this to drive up their stock price and extort money from IBM. No matter what the outcome of this, I will never do business with any future incarnation of SCO ( let's hope there are none) nor with any company that their executives end up leading. I hope that the rest of the community remembers this for a long time to come.
    --
    Pain is merely failure leaving the body
    1. Re:Bravo Ozzies!! by blackwing0013 · · Score: 1

      Just saw your sig
      We do not inherit the world from our parents; we borrow it from our children - Anonymous

      As if the slashdot crowd has a spouse, what make you think they have children? ;)

    2. Re: Bravo Ozzies!! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful


      > I hope that they put the boots to SCO. Whatever their contributions to Linux as Caldera

      These aren't even the same people. These are ambulance chasers who bought the body in hopes of suing on its behalf.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    3. Re:Bravo Ozzies!! by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Sperm donations. I think most slashdoters don't realize they can be sued for child support even when they donate their sperm to a sperm bank.

    4. Re: Bravo Ozzies!! by vidarh · · Score: 2, Funny
      Uhm.. The "ambulance chasers" were Caldera and the "body" was SCO. The ambulance chasers then quickly assumed the identity of the body and pursued a new career as evil undead...

      Yes, there's new management, and I'm sure the engineers at SCO are good enough guys, but the company suing is what used to be Caldera.

    5. Re:Bravo Ozzies!! by pngwen · · Score: 1

      We do not inherit the world from our parents; we borrow it from our children - Anonymous
      Emphasis mine

      Actually that is not Anonymous... that quote comes from Chief Seattle. Since when do oppressed people count as anonymous?
      Now you know, what you do with it is up to you.

      --
      I am the penguin that codes in the night.
    6. Re: Bravo Ozzies!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The original Santa Cruz Operation now operates under the name Tarantella. If I don't remember wrong, they are doing Java stuff nowadays.

    7. Re:Bravo Ozzies!! by NerdlyMcGeek · · Score: 0

      >I will never do business with any future incarnation of SCO And add to that All Canopy Group and LDS holdings as the LDS Church has a VERY big hand in this scam as well!

    8. Re:Bravo Ozzies!! by sig+cop · · Score: 0
      OMG ROTFLMAO!!!!1!!!! Stoopid geeks get NO sex evar! Yuo slay me w/ comic wit sir! Please keepyour comic stylings fresh and original and frequent!! No SEXXX for stupd NERDS! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - . Hil-fucking-arious ! You drive right to the heart with your keen insight and odor-free mind!! Thank you for making my day a funnier place to do business in. ROTF_ROTF-ROTF-ROTF_ROTF.

    9. Re:Bravo Ozzies!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes goodonya, mates!!

    10. Re:Bravo Ozzies!! by haruchai · · Score: 1
      I first heard that proverb at the end of an episode of Counterstrike - it's one of those things you wish
      you'd thought up yourself.
      Before I added it as my .sig, I went looking for the author but all the links I found at the
      time said it was anonymous. After seeing your message, I decided to search Google again,
      this time including Chief Seattle's name. Well, this link : http://www.gbpca.org/tour/connection.htm as well as this one:
      http://demelza.sphosting.com/DancesWithWolves.ht ml DON'T credit Chief Seattle but they, and other pages,
      DO identify it as an American Indian proverb.
      Therefore, I'll modify my .sig accordingly.
      --
      Pain is merely failure leaving the body
  7. Well, if it's like the Nigerian "scam"... by cliffy2000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then I'm all for it! I just collected my $23 million dollars from the Nigerian government last week! I mean, seriously, what is there not to believe about such an offer? Now I'm all in favor of SCO! Maybe they'll give me ANOTHER $23 million! So I can buy some overpriced movie tickets! Boo MPAA ! (+5 Anti-MPAA)

    1. Re:Well, if it's like the Nigerian "scam"... by pmz · · Score: 1

      So I can buy some overpriced movie tickets! Boo MPAA ! (+5 Anti-MPAA)

      Well, the MPAA derserves what they get when they make taking a family to the movies as expensive as a week's worth of groceries or two new tires. I haven't been to a full-priced movie in years (saw Star Wars and LOTR in matinee mid-week or at the $2 cheapie theater). Movie theaters suck, anyways, when some piece-of-trash teenagers starts rapping in the front row and someone has to get an usher to kick them out.

    2. Re:Well, if it's like the Nigerian "scam"... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      And if you can find Saddam, you get another $25 million!

      Wow, things are really looking for you!

      Since I told you about the Saddam fee, I expect 50% when you find him!

      And since I agree with you about the MPAA, I expect 50% of your Nigerian payoff, too!

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  8. Many hands make light work by arvindn · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Just like many eyeballs make bugs shallow, the distributed nature of the community could work to our advantage here. If we fought them separately in each country, we would be fighting from a position of strength, wouldn't we (not to imply that we aren't already...) Just a thought.

    BTW, /. should probably stop posting SCO stories every few hours and have a "Weekly SCO digest" feature (or "SCOback" like slashback) or something like that.

    1. Re:Many hands make light work by flacco · · Score: 1
      Just like many eyeballs make bugs shallow, the distributed nature of the community could work to our advantage here.


      A bunch of little lawsuits would force them to reveal the "stolen" code piece by piece.

      --
      pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    2. Re:Many hands make light work by Cowculator · · Score: 1

      How about a daily "SCOreboard" to keep us informed?

  9. Buisiness Plan by patch-rustem · · Score: 3, Funny
    From the article:
    "They're basically saying 'you owe use money'. But if someone asks 'why do I owe you money', they reply, "we can't tell you why, but you have to pay us anyway'," he said.
    so that's:

    1 you owe us
    2 why?
    3 ?
    4 Profit

    These SCO guys are really onto something.
    --
    Karma: Bad due to google bombing - Robert Watkins woz 'ere.
    1. Re:Buisiness Plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These SCO guys are really [uklinux.net] onto something.

      What the heck is that link?

    2. Re:Buisiness Plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you realise that the above link contained images of children?

  10. Man. by AntiOrganic · · Score: 0, Redundant

    When all the trade commissions of the world are done with SCO, it's going to be one guy buried up to his neck and covered in Brazilian army ants marching aimlessly about his body consuming his delectably tasty flesh. Or maybe I'm thinking of someone else.

  11. A Genteel Confrontation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    MR. MCBRIDE. Lads, in the previous weeks, I have made vicious accusations and threats against you! Now, I demand that you pay me a large sum of money! If you do not, I shall make further outlandish threats!

    AUSTRALIAN LADS. Sir, this is unacceptable! If you do not desist immediately, we shall take action of our own! So stop, sir, or we shall file a complaint immediately!

    [[MR. MCBRIDE makes further outlandish threats.]]

    [[AUSTRALIAN LADS file a complaint.]]

    - Exeunt -

    1. Re:A Genteel Confrontation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What you have to realise though is that the ACCC actually has teeth - they can ban SCO from doing any business in Australia, and slap whopping great multimillion dollar fines on SCO subsiduaries in Oz. They can also petition the Courts for Prison Terms for Company Officers.

      OK, so maybe all SCO would do is stop doing business in Oz, well then Oz becomes a leader in OSS development and consulting to the USA's detriment.

    2. Re:A Genteel Confrontation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you have to realise though is that the ACCC actually has teeth - they can ban SCO from doing any business in Australia

      And 0 - 0 is what again?

    3. Re:A Genteel Confrontation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm... So what's the process for Australian citizenship again?

    4. Re:A Genteel Confrontation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No idea, just don't use a boat to get here.

  12. IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... by raehl · · Score: 2, Funny

    SCO posts numerous redundant articles about Slashdot.

    1. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... by nathanh · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah, in Soviet Russia there's even Mo' Sco than on Slashdot.

    2. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... by zangdesign · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, thankfully, you would be jailed for making that joke.

      Can we please get some new material?!

      --
      To celebrate the occasion of my 1000th post, I will post no more forever on Slashdot. Goodbye.
  13. Breaking news by Rude+Awakening · · Score: 5, Funny

    More news from the SCO front: Recent revelations that SCO copyrights did not extend to the NUMA, SMP and RCU code in Linux has lead to a new copyright audit by SCO's legal team to investigate the copyright status of Synchronous Queue Utilization Auto Tracking code (SQUAT).

    "It appears from our latest audit that we may not have aquired SQUAT when we purchased AT&T's System V code."

    When asked how this would effect SCO's plan to license the Linux kernel, "We never really believed that SQUAT had been copied from the UnixWare source code into Linux, so the fact that we don't own SQUAT has little bearing on our plans to sell Linux kernel licensing"

    1. Re:Breaking news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they may not own SQUAT but they sure do own the DYNAMIC IMMEDIATE DUAL DATA LOGGING Y-TREE section of the SQUAT code!!

  14. File an SEC complaint by kuwan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I suggest that those of us that live in the US do the same and file a complaint with the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC).

    You can file online here.

    1. Re:File an SEC complaint by smokeslikeapoet · · Score: 1

      I don't think the SEC would really care. They deal with internal corporate practices as they relate to the purchase and sale of stocks and bonds. I believe you meant the FTC Please see my post below (threaded view) for a direct link to their complaint form. I've already filed one.

    2. Re:File an SEC complaint by kuwan · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Ah, you're probably right, though it probably wouldn't hurt to file with both. The following is from the SEC's complaint page:

      We welcome hearing from you because your complaint may be the one that alerts us to a bad broker or firm, an unfair practice in the securities industry that needs to be changed, or the latest Internet fraud.

      Certainly SCO's new licensing scheme would qualify as the latest Internet fraud. Also, the following complaint types appear on their complaint page:
      • Manipulation of security price or volume (a pump and dump scheme)
      • False or misleading statements about a company (including false or misleading SEC reports or financial statements) - Do we really need to list the false or misleading statements SCO has made?

      I know I'll be filing complaints with both the FTC and SEC. And just because I'm doing it means that you should do it too. ;-)
    3. Re:File an SEC complaint by BJH · · Score: 1

      When the SEC talk about "Internet frauds", they probably actually mean pump-and-dump spammers - you know, those mails saying "The Buy of the Year!!!!" or something similar, urging you to buy a particular stock. Those are illegal under current trading laws.

      Unfortunately, while SCO may well be pulling a pump-and-dump, it'll be quite hard to prove at the moment. Wait and see if good ol' Darl sells some of his SCO stock - if he does, there might be a case.

    4. Re:File an SEC complaint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see

      1. SCO executives net profit from stock sales since October (nearly all sales are since March which just happens to coincide with when their stock price started going up and up). All purchases are options, all sales are at current stock price at time of sale

      BAWA OPINDER 132,746.40
      BENCH ROBERT K 174,951.50
      BROUGHTON REGINALD CHARLES 160,006.50
      HUNSAKER JEFF F 103,500.60
      MCBRIDE DARL C -9,047.00
      OLSON MICHAEL P 135,928.00
      WILSON MICHAEL SEAN 121,365.00


      TOTAL 819,451.00

      2. Canopy (SCO major shareholder) and other SCO venture capital backers get to sell over 300K shares (which in itself offers no help or profit to other SCO shareholders or SCO the company) as a direct result of the SCOsource initiative

      3. SCO (largely owned by Canopy) buy Vultus.

      Turns out that Vultus owned by Canopy.

      Result: SCO gives their money to Canopy

      While this might be in Canopy's interests, it would presumably be only in SCO's other shareholders' interests, if SCO really needed to buy this particular web services company, who just happen to already be in the same building as SCO.

    5. Re:File an SEC complaint by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      actually i dont think america has any particular agency like the ACCC.
      Actually, there are two places to go:

      * Your state's secretary of state.
      * Your state's attorney general

      Both of these officers typically have powers that matter. State has control of the registration of businesses to do business and is usually responsible for securities fraud investigation. The AG has a more traditional "protect the citizens" role. They also have big budgets.

      --
      -- $G
    6. Re:File an SEC complaint by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      How about this...

      Every single person that receives a demand from SCO goes to the local prosecutors office and see's if SCO breaks any local or state laws regarding extortion.

      It would be in essense a distributed legal attack that would cost SCO a great deal of money.

    7. Re:File an SEC complaint by Zachary+Kessin · · Score: 1

      A polite letter to your state's AG would probably go a long way. Esp if you are a developer with code in the the kernel (I am not) I may try to write to the Mass AG today and see if they can help.

      remember if you are going to write to the local AG, be polite and include your legal name and contact info.

      --
      Erlang Developer and podcaster
    8. Re:File an SEC complaint by PolR · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What would be wrong with a class action for slander? The Linux/Debian/OSS hackers have made conscious efforts to develop Linux independently of other OS for the exact purpose of avoiding a situation such as this one. They are willing to promptly fix any infringing code that may have escaped their efforts to keep Linux clean. The hackers have been harmed in their reputation by SCO's unsubstantiated allegations, being depicted as people that do not care about other's copyrights when it is the exact opposite. Reputation is one of the major rewards for the volunteer work of a hacker. Worse even, the hackers' ability to do business as consultants is affected by their customers' fear of lawsuits. All this could be the basis of a class action.

      The best defense against slander is often to claim the allegations are the exact truth, meaning that SCO might have to disclose the infringing code. If they don't, they give in to the action. A class action may work as an effective put up or shut up legal action.

      The class action could request a temporary injunction to stop them making further allegations until the trial. Either they are shut up by the court, or they try to demonstrate they have a sufficiently good case to make the injunction unnecessary. This may force them to disclose the infringing code even faster.

      Once the infringing code is disclosed, the FUD is over. Either the allegations will be refuted, or the infringing code will be replaced. The IBM lawsuit will become a contractual dispute like any others without impacts oustide SCO and IBM.

      Remember the whole idea of this lawsuit is in the FUD and the FUD is allowed to exist only because they don't disclose the code. The real battle is in getting them to disclose the code. All the rest is only skirmishes.

      As always IANAL.

    9. Re:File an SEC complaint by BardicStorm · · Score: 1
      People may also want to try filing complaints with the Better Business Bureau. While they won't directly investigate a company, they could cause a few problems.

      http://complaints.bbb.org/Welcome.asp

      From their complaint site is a list of problems they do handle:
      The BBB can handle the following complaints involving marketplace activities:
      Misleading Advertising.
      Improper Selling Practices.
      Non-delivery of Goods or Services.
      Misrepresentation.
      Unhonored Guarantees or Warranty.
      Unsatisfactory Service.
      Credit/billing Problems.
      Unfulfilled Contracts.
      Add this to your SEC and FTC complaints.
    10. Re:File an SEC complaint by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      The closest we have is the FTC. Won't do you any good to file a complaint until you actually receive something directly from SCO, though.

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      Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
    11. Re:File an SEC complaint by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the Secretary of State as SCO may be balooning their stock value with false statements.

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      -- $G
    12. Re:File an SEC complaint by noldrin · · Score: 1
      I think that in the US we would have to hire a lawyer and file a court document seeking an injunction against the company.

      I would like to see a trusted source set up a linux defense fund. Not being a trusted source, I can't do it.

    13. Re:File an SEC complaint by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Reporting attempts at extortion is not a legal 'attack'. ;)

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    14. Re:File an SEC complaint by Spl0it · · Score: 1

      Is there an agency in Canada like the ACCC????

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      No, this is
  15. Article text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant


    Open source group files complaint against SCO

    By Sam Varghese
    July 23 2003

    An open source grouping has gone on the offensive against the SCO Group after the latter told companies using Linux to pay up or else face liability for running the open source operating system.

    Open Source Victoria today filed a complaint with the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission, asking it to investigate SCO's activities in light of "unsubstantiated claims and extortive legal threats for money" against possibly hundreds of thousands of Australians.

    OSV member Con Zymaris said "We take serious issue with The SCO Group's latest ploy, namely that of seeking licence fees from Linux users. As such, we have filed a complaint with the ACCC. We call on any Australian Linux users who feel pressured by SCO's actions to immediately contact the ACCC and file a complaint. You can do this online."

    Zymaris said that with its latest move, SCO had crossed the line. "They're basically saying 'you owe use money'. But if someone asks 'why do I owe you money', they reply, "we can't tell you why, but you have to pay us anyway'," he said.

    In March, SCO filed a billion-dollar lawsuit against IBM, alleging the latter had included SCO's Unix code in the Linux kernel. SCO also claimed that Linux was an unauthorised derivative of Unix and warned commercial Linux users that they could be legally liable for violation of intellectual copyright. SCO later expanded its claims against IBM to US$3 billion in June when SCO said it had withdrawn IBM's licence for its own Unix, AIX.

    Another OSV member Andrew Pam said the organisation believed there may be a case to answer on the issue of "misrepresentation of need", where an organisation was suggesting that people must make payments that they were not obligated to make.

    Pam said: "All of the Linux operating system has been released as Open Source software. We want to remind the IT industry that by definition, there are absolutely no licence fees payable on Free and Open Source Software. Anyone who claims that licence fees are required for Linux is deliberately misleading and confusing the public."

    Zymaris said SCO's recent registration of copyright to the legacy Unix System V source code, on which SCO already claims copyright, in no way affected Linux. "Copyright registration is a simple filing procedure which merely formally registers a claim and does not in any way constitute proof of ownership," he said.

    "SCO has yet to prove its claims of the existence of any disputed source in the Linux codebase. Linux was written from scratch by a global community of free software volunteers and IT corporations.

    "We believe that SCO will find it extremely difficult to cement their claims in court, and until they do, they are spreading fear to extract money from innocent users. We believe this is unethical and possibly illegal in Australia."

    Zymaris said that even if SCO could show that any Unix System V source code was present in the Linux kernel (and was not intentionally contributed by SCO's own staff) SCO could not absolve itself as for the past few months, it had been publishing all such code publicly under the GNU Public License.

    "This releases all supposedly disputed code from any additional encumbrances from SCO, meaning that all users can use Linux with impunity. Through their insistence on withholding public disclosure of any worthwhile evidence in this case, The SCO Group are leaving an impression that they have no such evidence," Zymaris. said. "One feels that this whole fiasco is the IT industry equivalent of a Nigerian scam or internet extortion ploy."

  16. OSV is an industry cluster, not a users group by cyanide · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the website:

    "OSV is a marketing, advocacy and focus group, which aims to raise the profile of Open Source Software (OSS) in Victoria."

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    1. Re:OSV is an industry cluster, not a users group by jasontheking · · Score: 1

      That's true , but there's a bunch of members of OSV who are in the local user group(s) anyway , so its not a big deal.

      OSV can concentrate on evangelism for companies and other groups , and the LUGs can concentrate on helping their members.

    2. Re:OSV is an industry cluster, not a users group by BobConsole · · Score: 1

      OSV is very Linux oriented, but please understand that Open Source covers much more than just Linux. Windows code for example.
      Would you expect the Linux group to ask Governments to use Windows software (like Open Office)?
      Probably not.

  17. Evil! by urbanbrian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    SCO..
    Microsoft..
    DirecTV..
    MPAA/RIAA..

    Did I miss something? Is this the Chinese "Year of the Evil Corperation"? Is modern business even legitimate business anymore? When did the underlying ethic behind fair competition become, "Enlist your friends, sue your enemies"?

    Maybe if we stuck all SCO/Microsoft/MPAA/RIAA/etc's lawyers in a Monty Python worthy blender, grinding them into a fine red (or black, as some might claim) paste, we'd have enough environmentally friendly biodegradable waste to restore a rainforest somewhere.

    Finally, a practical use for lawyers..

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    They came, they saw, they left, disguisted.
    1. Re:Evil! by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      SCO kind of reminds me of the "Legitimate" businessmens club...

      And I can picture "representives" from each business sitting in a dark, smoke filled room lit by a single lightbulb suspended above the table.

      As the head of the organisation, the Microsoft representative welcomes everyone to the meeting and then introducing the newest member to the "family"; SCO.

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      it is only after a long journey that you know the strength of the horse.
    2. Re:Evil! by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Is modern business even legitimate business anymore? When did the underlying ethic behind fair competition become, "Enlist your friends, sue your enemies"?

      It's the end of capitalism. The US corporate complex has cut costs by outsourcing, downsized, and generally f*cked people and each other over to the point where its largest customer base (i.e., the US consumer, corporate and non-) can no longer afford to buy its products. Because of this, deflation is becoming a very probable result. Once the housing market collapses under the weight of refinace-happy consumer debt, it's all over, baby. But I digress...

      Since the companies cannot keep raising their prices to the customers, they need a new business model to keep the money coming in and growth appearing to happen. Hence, the "sue everyone and hope some of it sticks" strategy. SCO, being a weak sister, is one of the first to try this ploy. Look for IP (and other) lawsuits to get even more flakey and corporations to reach ever further down the strategic toilet because they can't make and sell product anymore. This kind of crap is admission of the same and just another sign of the slide towards economic collapse leading to either anarchy or a fascist state.

      Gosh, I'm cheery tonight! Good luck to all - we'll need it during the next few years...

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      That is all.
    3. Re:Evil! by Poor+College+Student · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If Microsoft and the RIAA could ever be pitted against each other, I believe would we have to call it the "Ultimate Lawyer Deathmatch Smackdown"

    4. Re:Evil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody loves you man. I have a post similar to this and the mods decided to give me (-1, Troll).

    5. Re:Evil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jack "vampire" Valente: "Uhh Bill, you're just holding up a sock-puppet over your hand."

    6. Re:Evil! by Simon+Kongshoj · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, at new year, the chatterbox topic / MOTD at everything2 was "2003: Year of the Lawyer"

      I'm not really sure you'd want to fertilize rainforest soil with bottled evil, though :)

      --
      Six sick .sigs, the Number of the Beast!
    7. Re:Evil! by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      It's called a recession, man. Get over it. Nothing new is happening today that wasn't happening 20 years ago.

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      I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
    8. Re:Evil! by Azghoul · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's hardly the end of capitalism. It might be the end of unchecked greed (which you anti-capitalists will say IS capitalism). I don't see very many people who "can no longer afford to buy" stuff. Go to Home Depot on any Saturday morning, the place is packed. Look on the highways, new cars are all over the place (maybe not in your garage, sorry).

      I think the pessimism running unchecked around here is getting, well, out of control. The world is NOT coming to an end, sorry to break the news to you.

      I could go on, but at some point, I figure, what the hell's the point, the anti-capitalists and pessimists will never be convinced.

    9. Re:Evil! by edwardd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe if we stuck all SCO/Microsoft/MPAA/RIAA/etc's lawyers in a Monty Python worthy blender, grinding them into a fine red (or black, as some might claim) paste, we'd have enough environmentally friendly biodegradable waste to restore a rainforest somewhere.

      What make you think that that toxic sludge would be environmentally friendly?

    10. Re:Evil! by vandan · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      It's the end of capitalism. The US corporate complex has cut costs by outsourcing, downsized, and generally f*cked people and each other over to the point where its largest customer base (i.e., the US consumer, corporate and non-) can no longer afford to buy its products. Because of this, deflation is becoming a very probable result. Once the housing market collapses under the weight of refinace-happy consumer debt, it's all over, baby. But I digress...

      Ha! Unfortunately it's not going to be that easy. You see the world is full of 'terrorists' and 'drug havens' and 'secretive regimes' that are ripe for the picking. I'm pretty sure that the US can keep their corrupt, greed-driven cess-pool they call an economy going indefinitely simply by invading another country every few years, stealing their natural resources and loaning the locals loans that they can never pay back for 'reconstruction' that wouldn't have been needed if it weren't for the damage caused by the 'shock and awe' / 'fuck 'em all' tactics to begin with. It's worked for 100 or so years so far...
    11. Re:Evil! by Lobo93 · · Score: 1

      "Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the
      nastiest of men, for the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for the benefit
      of us all." - John Maynard Keynes

      "(maybe not in your garage, sorry)."

      What an arrogant and indifferent person you are! Those words are some of the worst concealed thoughts of a deranged sociopath that I've ever seen, excluding Usenet! Granted, we are predators, but we also have an evolution to attend to; being cocky, greedy bastards won't do a friggin' shit in that respect!

      --
      "The only clear view is from atop the mountain of our dead selves." - Peter Carroll
    12. Re:Evil! by rosie_bhjp · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah no shit, look at the UK, France, Germany, Italy, and Japan. The US fucked them over so good with all their "reconstruction" their economies will never be prosperous!!!! Certainly all those former Eastern Bloc nations are just mired, absolutely mired, with zero economic growth and no positive outlook indicators on the horizon for hundreds of years all because of the US stampeding around the world and 'fucking 'em all'. Lets not forget South Korea either. I think I read somewhere where something like 98% of all South Koreans were bitter because what they really wanted was to be annexed by the good and true, pure and kind hearted, North Koreans. Look at the economic situation there! North Korea is a bastion of freedom and individual liberty AND they have managed to keep up a top notch economy, while South Korea is just a cess poll of greed and corruption where 70-80% of the workforce is unemployed and those that do work make something like $3 a month!

      I'm going to go out on a limb here. But I think that if we could just get rid of the USA, like some sort of neutron bomb or something, the entire world will once again live in the tranquil peaceful Utopia that existed before 1903.

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      A radio maverick jumps to internet only. The Future of Rock n Roll
    13. Re:Evil! by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      Well, "Evil" was in the subject line, I guess in your world-view, I'm evil.

      There are so many things to say here, I don't even know where to begin. Let me just say briefly that I hold out hope for a higher standard of human, not the pathetic greediness that infects people and makes them cheat for a few more million.

      As to your silly "sociopath" comment, my only point about the garage was this:

      I don't subscribe to the pessismistic worldview of the average liberal / socialist (note the word 'average' back there). I see new cars, new homes, people buying all kinds of good stuff, which flies in the face of the people crying out that the U.S. is coming to an end.

      I don't have a problem with what Keynes says there: it's probably true. What does a rich man do with his money? Save it. Invest it. Okay, follow the trail: Where does the money go that is saved / invested? Well, into an investment bank. Hmm... okay, people work there (making a salary). What do the people at the investment bank (for example obviously) DO with the money they've been given by a rich man?

      THEY INVEST IT IN COMPANIES THAT HIRE WORKERS! WOOHOO! "The benefit of us all".

    14. Re:Evil! by NotClever · · Score: 1

      Where oh where are mod points when I need them!?!? +99 insightful

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      Hell, there are no rules here. We're trying to accomplish something. - Thomas Edison
    15. Re:Evil! by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      Leave the UK out of it - we got no help at all for reconstruction after WWII, and it was only a year or so ago that we finally finished paying off the generous loans that the US gave us when we were (with the Russians) the only bastion against Hitler.

      We don't owe the US a damn thing - in fact if we'd had the same treatment as the Germans and Japs got, we'd have a much healthier economy than we do.

      I'm not saying the US is bad - you're just not as good as you think you are, and you certainly didn't do the UK any favours.

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      oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
    16. Re:Evil! by vandan · · Score: 1

      Fine then.
      Stick your head back in the sand.
      It's far easier to thump your chest and call yourself freedom-fighters than admit that you are wrong and your foreign policy stinks worse than George Bush's arse.

    17. Re:Evil! by Quintin+Stone · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are a fucking idiot.

      --

      "Prejudice is wrong; you should hate everyone the same."

    18. Re:Evil! by member57 · · Score: 1

      "THEY INVEST IT IN COMPANIES THAT HIRE WORKERS! WOOHOO! "The benefit of us all"." In other countries... I'm not benefitting jackshit..

      --
      If Kerry was the answer, it must have been a stupid question.
      The UN - The largest "political" cause of death.
    19. Re:Evil! by member57 · · Score: 1

      The US has many successes and some failures, but at least we try. The world is a much better place than is was a century ago. And yes, the job market in the US is going down the toilet, I now, I'm severly "underemployed" right now, and no hope of getting better anytime soon...

      --
      If Kerry was the answer, it must have been a stupid question.
      The UN - The largest "political" cause of death.
    20. Re:Evil! by I_redwolf · · Score: 1

      Couple of things, the US didn't provide reconstruction of economy for UK, France or Italy, we simply loaned money to them. Germany and Japan are pretty fucked over, especially Germany, which as of today is doing pretty fucking badly; Japan operates solely on an export basis same with China of manufactured goods. Mainly to us here in the US, their economies have both been shit for about the last decade.

      South Korea's economy is solely subsistent as well on the same manufactured goods at a very low price. The avg South Korean is only living so much better than the North Korean because of leadership decisions. North Korea could have gone into mass manufactured goods and other economic areas and they'd probably do just as well as the South Koreans. The reason North Korea is so fucked up is because of it's leaadership, you can only make so mch money selling mineral/organic goods/crops. The point is this, the US didn't make any of these countries better or save any of these countries from an economic recession/crisis or their current situations. They've only influenced these countries by keeping them producing goods at low cost so that the avg US citizen can have a different cost of living. Does it make that countries economic situation better? No, they are still poor but it keeps low prices in check as they clamor to fight for business. The same thing continues today but this time it's at the expense of the US citizens themselves, sadly the Gov't doesn't reflect it's people in the US so much so at the end of the day it's just the rich and the poor, nothing in between.

      You're free to say it isn't true, but it is and I'm a US citizen and i'm not poor; yet. It's funny how Americans, including myself can travel around the world and be so happy to see that our dollar is the strongest, the world is obviously our resort, right? and yes.. I'm an American who served in the military up until last year in an intelligence battalion and military police battalion who was against the war against a country with 35 air planes. 15 of those operational.

    21. Re:Evil! by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      Only a percentage of their investments go to other countries, at least if their professional money managers are doing their jobs (hey, more jobs).

      A well-diversified portfolio (something the average person thinks very little about) should only have a fractional amount (20% maybe) invested in foreign countries.

      It's up to the shareholders and investors to demand what an individual company does. If the shareholders of IBM show up, in force, to demand that the company NOT ship tens of thousands of jobs overseas, IBM management wouldn't have much choice, now would they?

    22. Re:Evil! by spitzak · · Score: 1
      Those "new cars" are replacing "old cars" and thus absorbing tens of thousands of dollars from each consumer and preventing them from buying new stuff. And all those people at Home Depot are buying stuff to fix their houses, they are not buying new vacation homes. They are being told what to buy by H&G TV, which is owned by a big conglomerate just like Home Depot and the manufacturers of every single item in that store. Check out how many different brands of the same item you can get at home depot, in almost every case there is ONE brand, and thus zero competition.

      I would agree that true capitalism is dead, it has been replaced by the current system. And "capitalists" who defend the current system are as big of hyprocrites as the supposedly librearl Democrats who pass the DMCA and defend the RIAA/MPAA.

    23. Re:Evil! by pmz · · Score: 1

      we'd have enough environmentally friendly biodegradable waste to restore a rainforest somewhere.

      Actually, there would be so much noxious evil in that waste to rival plutonium in its ability to kill anything it touches. Think two-headed turtles near nuclear facilities is bad? Imagine a 450-ton evil nine-headed (with the faces of Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer) kraken ascending from a swamp destroying one-third of a continent before the world's militaries takes it down. The area surrounding the kraken's grave site will be so polluted that no live will thrive within 150 miles for another 145,000 years.

      See, this is what happens when we try to screw around with nature?

    24. Re:Evil! by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      No, what he's saying is:
      "They invest money in companies that invest in workers."

      The company is US based. The workers are working for $1.50/day in Malaysia. Granted, I don't know any Americans that would be willing to work for $1.50/day, but them's the breaks.

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      If you were me, you'd be good lookin'. - six string samurai
    25. Re:Evil! by phallstrom · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between being *able* to buy something and being able to *afford* to buy something... credit can be a nasty thing.

    26. Re:Evil! by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      Then it seems to me it's up to U.S. consumers to take it upon themselves to buy only from U.S. companies that employ U.S. workers. You won't get the cheapest, but you'll get "the best".

      It might take a while before the world economy settles down, but take heart, we won't all be living in squalor, fighting for bit parts in an Escape from NY scenario... :)

    27. Re:Evil! by wkjel · · Score: 1

      "I see new cars, new homes, people buying all kinds of good stuff, which flies in the face of the people crying out that the U.S. is coming to an end."

      A business commentatory on today's CBC Toronto morning radio show, while discussing the possible effects of the massive US Federal deficit on the Canadian economy, noted that the American consumer is currently spending (in aggregate) 111% of income. The American economy has been pumped up by the funds from homeowners remortgaging their houses to take advantage of all-time low interest rates. This in turn has led to an inflated housing market. If interest rates rise it could lead to financial disaster for middle-class Americans.

      The record US government deficit coupled with a record current account (imports over exports) deficit, all financed by foreign investment, are creating the conditions for a major world financial crisis. The "end" may well be near.

    28. Re:Evil! by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Well, it will depend on several factors:
      1) the consumer public saying "NO" to foreign produced consumables. This doesn't require a union or legislation, but mass action. Unfortunately, most people just don't give a shit. What I find is absurd is that people KNOW that those Nikes only cost Nike about $3 in material, labor and shipping, and yet still have no qualms about forking out $120 for them. I guess there are suckers born every day..
      2) Workers refusing to work for companies that employ such employment practices. If you disagree with your company's policies (employment or otherwise), then leave, but make sure your discontent is heard. If enough people had enough backbone to say "fuck you" to the companies that give bad names to major employment everywhere, then the companies would have to change their behavior just to attract workers. I know a lot of people say "I'm just a worker, I don't make policy", but frankly, if you continue to work for an employer whose ethics you abhor or disagree with without trying to make a change, then you're just as guilty. Times are tough, but sometimes you just have to put your foot down. America has been placated by TV and mass-media and the courts have been bought out. Maybe it's time for a change? (this is coming from a guy who just put in a 5 week notice to one of his current employers... Yeah, I'm a loser)

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      If you were me, you'd be good lookin'. - six string samurai
    29. Re:Evil! by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Those "new cars" are replacing "old cars" and thus absorbing tens of thousands of dollars from each consumer and preventing them from buying new stuff.

      First of all, if they buy a new car, this doesn't prevent them from buying new stuff. The new stuff they bought is the car (duh). I could expand more on this, but the stupidity is self evident.

      And all those people at Home Depot are buying stuff to fix their houses,

      Actually, if you ASK, you will find they are NOT fixing their homes. They are adding features, improving them, making them more comfortable. Building a deck is not the same as replacing a toilet. Remodeling the kitchen is done not because the old one fell apart, but because you want "new".

      Check out how many different brands of the same item you can get at home depot, in almost every case there is ONE brand, and thus zero competition.

      As someone who shops there several times a week, I can say your arguement holds no water. The REAL competition is NOT from brand A or B at Home Depot. Its from either going to Home Depot, Lowes, 84 Lumber, or another home improvement center anyway. Yes, you might only find one brand of drainage pipe at Home Depot, but I can shop elsewhere if I don't like the brand they have.

      And "capitalists" who defend the current system ....

      Many of us defend pure capitolism, which is different from the over-regulated version that has been shoved down our throats by liberal thinking over the last 50 years. With the exception of that last point (which is partially opinion and can be debated) your entire post is either the result of a total misunderstanding of the economy, or a willful attempt to distort the truth to make it fit your version of reality.

      This is beyond a simple mistake, this is willful ignorance.

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      Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
    30. Re:Evil! by spitzak · · Score: 1

      Whatever. I was not complaining about either the current system or pure capitalism. What I was saying was that the current system != pure capitalism. Yes it actually employs a lot of people and most of the people using it are happy. But defending it as "capitalism" is as hypocritical as defending affirmative action as "freedom".

    31. Re:Evil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can blame everything from the Liberals to the Conservatives, the Democrats/Republicans, Neo-Nazi's/Black Panthers, TV, Music Videos, Rap Music, or anything else for the problems with the vision people have of America.
      You can blame Capitalists, Socialists, Communists, optimists, pessimists, fatalists, atheists, agnostics, Christians, Muslims, Jews, Transcendentalists, Bhuddists, Taoists, Shintoists, etc... And you can bet someone else will be pointing their finger at you. But if you want to know a real reason America is a land of consumers with little reason to care about anything but what they can buy today, read this essay written by John Taylor Gatto, NY State Teacher of the Year in 1991.

    32. Re:Evil! by Lobo93 · · Score: 1

      Yes sir, may I have another, sir?!

      In reference to your website: we both want freedom - the difference being that you want freedom to be a true patriot, and I want freedom from extortion; as implied in anarchism.

      Btw, got an USP myself - a very nice pistol. Kicks like a mule ;)

      --
      "The only clear view is from atop the mountain of our dead selves." - Peter Carroll
    33. Re:Evil! by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      Now THAT is an indication of some true evil. Thank you for the link, I have it bookmarked so I can refer to it when I have children...

    34. Re:Evil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope this leads to a post apocolyptic collapse. I can wear football pads with spikes and get a cool mohawk and a matte black dirt bike and a sten gun and a dual shot crossbow as I roam the countryside fighting evil gangs/master blaster types, to protect hot, scantily clad women with enormous boobs. I will miss electricity though.

  18. FTC complaints? by smokeslikeapoet · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe U.S. users should start taking the same action. Would the FTC listen?

    1. Re:FTC complaints? by Hanno · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In fact, the FTC accepts international complaints about US companies, as well. I just filed mine against SCO. :-)


      Subject of Your Complaint: Investment
      Name of Company You Are Complaining About: The SCO Group
      Street Address: 355 South 520 West, Suite 100
      City: Lindon
      State or Canadian Province: Utah
      Country: UNITED STATES
      Zip Code or Postal Code: 84042
      Company Web Site: http://www.sco.com
      Phone Number: (801)7654999 Ext.

      Explain Your Problem:

      SCO is under new management which is currently engaging in a scheme that appears to be an elaborate "pump & dump" scam.

      I urge the FTC to investigate recent stock market events and related SCO press releases and SCO legal threats against Linux users.

      Thank you.

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    2. Re:FTC complaints? by smokeslikeapoet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I filed mine, too. The FTC will only wake up and listen if enough of us file complaints. Remember they represent the people of The United States of America, not individuals, so if the FTC realizes that SCO is trying to extort money from a large number of Americans they will act.

      I played pretty dumb when I filed my complaint. In short, "I've been using Linux for a long time, and now this other company, SCO says I owe them money because they own Linux and I don't know why, I didn't get my Linux from SCO"

    3. Re:FTC complaints? by Wiseleo · · Score: 1

      This is my complaint:

      The SCO Group is engaging in a global scheme of extortion that is squarely aimed at removing a technologically superior competitor and limiting consumer choices in the field of operating systems.

      Such action will produce grave damage to most of the connected world and especially the United States of America.

      The Company is making unsubstantiated claims against millions of users and is attempting to extort an undetermined amount of money from its victims. It literally calls this license to be an "insurance policy" for companies who need "protection". It is my understanding that racketeering is illegal under the laws of the United States. It is also my understanding that there is no other definition to describe what the Company is doing.

      I urge the FTC to consider this matter as being crucial to national infrastructure and interstate commerce and to take appropriate action against The SCO Group immediately.

      Thank you,

      --
      Leonid S. Knyshov
      Find me on Quora :)
    4. Re:FTC complaints? by bigjocker · · Score: 1

      I have just filled mine too. Since I am not an US resident (but have business with several US based companies) my voice may not sound as loud as individuals and businesses from the US, so please mod the parent and grand parent up su more people will join.

      --
      Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
    5. Re:FTC complaints? by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      Beautiful!

      Here's mine:

      Up until a few months ago, SCO distributed software under a license that stated the software was free for anyone to use. Now they are saying that people need to pay them in order not to be sued for using this software. Isn't there a law against this type of thing?

      --
      Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
  19. Don't piss off the Aussies SCO... by canning · · Score: 3, Funny

    You could be heading for a booting.

    --
    I love the smell of Karma in the morning
    1. Re:Don't piss off the Aussies SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense." Mandatory Simpson quote.

    2. Re:Don't piss off the Aussies SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From The Simpsons:

      Australian: It's a bloody outrage, it is! I'm going to report this to me Member of Parliament.

      *walks around the corner*

      Australian: Hey! Gus! I've got something to report to you!

      Gus: I'm going to take this oll the way to the Prime Minister!

      *walks over a hill to a swimming pool, where the prime minister is floating with a beer.*

      Mister Prime Minister !!

  20. Why bother standing up? by raehl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We all recognize that SCO is blowing hot air. Why not just ignore it? You get a nastygram from them, throw it out. There's no reason to prevent SCO from talking if no one is listening in the first place.

    If SCO claims copyright infringement in the middle of a deserted forest, does the claim make a press release?

    1. Re:Why bother standing up? by ultrabot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's no reason to prevent SCO from talking if no one is listening in the first place.

      On the contrary, a lot of people and companies are listening. If they are allowed to say anything they want, with nobody providing counterarguments, the unwashed will start believing that they are right.

      I am almost happy that they are openly attacking Linux right now (it was bound to happen sooner or later). At least this forces everyone to wake up, instead of just ignoring the case as a contract issue between IBM and SCO.

      --
      Save your wrists today - switch to Dvorak
    2. Re:Why bother standing up? by LinuxGeek · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Why not just ignore it? You get a nastygram from them, throw it out.
      I have to respond again to add this:

      If a lawsuit happy company contacts you directly, do not just 'throw it out', show it to a good lawyer. Since you are linking to college-paintball.com, it appears you may still be in college. That usually means a limited exposure to the Real World(tm), remember these important items.

      - Any lawsuit can be bad news, even if you are right.
      - Most good liars can convince judge and jury.
      - A half-hearted defense looks like a guilty defense.
      --

      Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
    3. Re: Why bother standing up? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful


      > We all recognize that SCO is blowing hot air. Why not just ignore it? You get a nastygram from them, throw it out.

      Surely it will be a valuable collectors' item in a couple of years?

      > There's no reason to prevent SCO from talking if no one is listening in the first place.

      Problem is, they're not spouting this nonsense for the benefit of well informed geeks. They're either targeting clueless PHBs (kamakazi attack on Linux hypothesis) or else clueless suckers wanting to make a quick buck on the stock market (finance golden parachutes hypothesis), and those people are going to listen whether we do or not. Far better that we should listen carefully and then point out the bullshit very publicly.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    4. Re:Why bother standing up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a lawsuit happy company contacts you directly, do not just 'throw it out', show it to a good lawyer.

      That advise does a lot of good for people who can't even afford a "bad" lawyer, doesn't it?

    5. Re:Why bother standing up? by LinuxGeek · · Score: 3, Informative

      Many lawyers do pro bono work, but you have to ask around to find who can help. Most areas have legal defence groups that work for very little. Don't confuse cheap legal advice for bad advice nor expensive advice with good council.

      Advice should be evaluated on a case-by-case basis.

      --

      Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
    6. Re:Why bother standing up? by stephanruby · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Why not just ignore it? You get a nastygram from them, throw it out.

      I used to work for a Fortune 500 company and they were taken in by the International Business Directory scam. Some employees/managers preferred paying them off instead of receiving more harrassing phone calls. I have no doubt those same employees/managers who paid off those scammers would also pay off the SCO scammers as well.

    7. Re:Why bother standing up? by screenrc · · Score: 0, Troll
      The media cannot just ignore the Calder/SCO
      story. They get lots of ad reveniew from Microsoft
      and Sun, and journalist are always on the take. Hey,
      even the Slashdot editors have SCO on the
      front page almost every day -- they love the
      hit count are very willing to hype and overload just for the extra pennies.


      They media will not ignore SCO, but you can
      ignore the media!


      ( Expect more media FUD after EU approves
      software patents in this Fall. Much more FUD
      is planned for the future. We have not seen nothing
      yet. )

    8. Re:Why bother standing up? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      If a lawsuit happy company contacts you directly, do not just 'throw it out'

      Keeping in mind the method of contact. If by email, "what email?". Anyone who attempts to deliver legal notification by email is an idiot.

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    9. Re:Why bother standing up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, there are many people looking for short-term gains in the market. These people see current and pending litigation as a quick way to make money (and man, do stock market players need it).

      If you have insider info, you are watching the news (not on /.), etc, you are going to make some cash buying their stock.

    10. Re:Why bother standing up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, no he's not.

      Chris Raehl is the President of the NCPA, the National Collegiate Paintball Association. His bio on that site says he attended the University of Illinois.

      Incidentally, the paintball industry is in the middle of a very similar case of SCO-ism. The company "Smart Parts" recently got an old patent broadened to cover basically all guns that are electronic, which includes just about anything you see on the tourney circuit. They want to license their 'innovation' to all the other manufacturers now. Sound Familiar?

      The owners of this company have gotten in trouble with the FTC for patent scams in the past, and there is plenty of prior art out there, but who has any confidence that a judge is going to make a sane decision about this given their track record lately.

      The best place for up to date info on all this is http://www.automags.org

      See you on the field!

    11. Re: Why bother standing up? by belroth · · Score: 1
      > We all recognize that SCO is blowing hot air. Why not just ignore it? You get a nastygram from them, throw it out.

      Surely it will be a valuable collectors' item in a couple of years?

      For a real collectors' item, i.e. to have any value there needs to be scarcity. These nastygrams will be far too common to be valuable! :-)
      --
      I hereby inform you that I have NOT been required to provide any decryption keys.
    12. Re:Why bother standing up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Advice should be evaluated on a case-by-case basis.


      That's the catch, isn't it. In effect, you need to be a (good) lawyer to even know whetere the advice you are getting is sound.

      While there is pro-bono legal help for the poor, this is little help to the middle class who can be destroyed by a legal attack/defense. Sure, after I lose my house, my car, my family, some lawyer may see fit to do pro-bono work for me.

      Until then all I can do is watch the lawyers (theirs and mine) take everything.

    13. Re: Why bother standing up? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > For a real collectors' item, i.e. to have any
      > value there needs to be scarcity. These nastygrams
      > will be far too common to be valuable! :-)

      Has anyone actually received one yet?

      --
      Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
    14. Re:Why bother standing up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and, in fact, ignoring a lawsuit, no matter how righteous your are, results in an AUTOMATIC DEFAULT JUDGEMENT AGAINST YOU. All the plaintiff need do is show up in court; if you're not there, he 0wnz your ass.

    15. Re:Why bother standing up? by lightcycle · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but AFAIK e-mails have no legal significance whatsoever

      --

      The stars that shine and the stars that shrink
      in the face of stagnation the water runs before your eyes
    16. Re:Why bother standing up? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Worth reading to see what they're on about, but legally not worth the electrons printed with.

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  21. Listen up, kiddies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Whichever one of you fuckies is DOS attacking irc.freenode.net, STOP IT! God damn little fucking cocksuckers!

    If you people want to DOS something, take on SCO. They are deserving of such pummelling.

    1. Re:Listen up, kiddies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the parent does clearly discuss SCO and punitative actions against them, and since the story is about taking punitative actions against SCO, could you please explain to me HOW IN THE LIVING *FUCK* THE PARENT IS OFF-TOPIC!?

      The parent posted as an anomymous coward which automatically makes them "off topic".

  22. Nah, but make sure it's actual news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot should continue to post news about the SCO-affair, but it should be actual news, not the story five posts down but with a new headline.

  23. w00t 4 Oz! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give 'Em the Boot!

  24. Global SCOresheet... by jkrise · · Score: 4, Funny

    US : Lots of noise, only 3 sane voices so far. ESR, RMS, Linus. Okay, Bruce.
    Germany: LinuxTAG kicks SCO, gets injunction.
    Australia: Fightback - no FUD please, we're Aussies.
    New Zealand: InstallFest proceeds smoothly despite arm twisting from big gorillas.
    Poland: Injunction.
    India : Please use OpenSource (President of India)
    Japan : Consortium of Electronics firms pledge to adopt Linux. Bride's personal visit futile.
    UK : Refer US, above.
    France: Do the French use computers?

    Please fill up for remaining countries....

    -

    --
    If you keep throwing chairs, one day you'll break windows....
    1. Re:Global SCOresheet... by TheMidget · · Score: 1
      France: Do the French use computers?

      Yes, they do.

    2. Re:Global SCOresheet... by Panoramix · · Score: 1
      US : Lots of noise, only 3 sane voices so far. ESR, RMS, Linus. Okay, Bruce.

      Just nitpicking here. Shouldn't Linus be counted under Finland?

      In his place, I'd put professor Eben Moglen, from Columbia Law School. A really together guy.

    3. Re: Global SCOresheet... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > France: Do the French use computers?

      Yes, they just call them something else.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    4. Re:Global SCOresheet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      France: Do the French use computers?

      Yeah, but they don't call the computers, they call them ordinateurs.

    5. Re:Global SCOresheet... by borgdows · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      France: Do the French use computers?

      No! They use Freedom Computers!

    6. Re:Global SCOresheet... by lovebyte · · Score: 1

      France: Do the French use computers?

      Not that many. But France gave us ADA and Prolog!

      --

      I'll do it for cheesy poofs.

    7. Re:Global SCOresheet... by imtheguru · · Score: 1

      ... and Mandrake

      --
      Yet Socrates himself is particularly missed.
      A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
    8. Re:Global SCOresheet... by ZvlvLord · · Score: 2, Funny

      >>>
      France: Do the French use computers?
      >>>

      Naaaaaaah... We ze French uuuuzze a device called 'ordinateur'. I've never heard of zat 'computer' thingie you seem to be referring to. Could it be related to zat thing the rest of the world weirdly calls 'e-mail' ??

    9. Re:Global SCOresheet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > France: Do the French use computers?

      They don't need to, they have superior brain.

    10. Re:Global SCOresheet... by JamesP · · Score: 1

      True Story

      In windows (Us) I use: net start smartcard (for starting the service)

      In windows (france) I must use: net start "Carte à Puce"

      Excuse-me while I puke...

      --
      how long until /. fixes commenting on Chrome?
    11. Re:Global SCOresheet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What ???
      In French version, i use "net start smartcard" not "carte à puce" ...
      !!!

    12. Re:Global SCOresheet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pffff !
      another joke ?

    13. Re:Global SCOresheet... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      And the name for Pascal!

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    14. Re:Global SCOresheet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cant you get some kind of cream for that?

    15. Re:Global SCOresheet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ireland: Corrupt politicians pass whatever laws that are written for them by American corporations. Corrupt Irish MEPs campaign for software patents in Europe.

      ILUG members say how terrible and disgraceful it all is, then go back to the pub.

      Microsoft and now SCO gratefully set up european branch headquarters in Ireland (close to eachother in Dublin city, BTW)

    16. Re: Global SCOresheet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Le computer? :)

    17. Re: Global SCOresheet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pe Pe Le Pew-ter.

    18. Re: Global SCOresheet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the most hilarious part is that you're right on!

      In French, a computer is "un ordinateur". ;-)

      Artaxerxes

    19. Re:Global SCOresheet... by just+fiddling+around · · Score: 1

      Canada: SCO lost in snowbank. May thaw following global warming in an estimated 40 years.

      --
      You're not old until regret takes the place of your dreams.
    20. Re:Global SCOresheet... by javatips · · Score: 1

      This does not work!

      You should use : reseau démarre "carte à puce"

    21. Re:Global SCOresheet... by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      and CAML of course.

      --
      oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
    22. Re: Global SCOresheet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      {SteveMartin}
      The french word for "hat" is "chapeau".
      The french word for dog is "chien".
      It's like those french have a different word for everything!
      {/SteveMartin}

    23. Re:Global SCOresheet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      and the ext2 filesystem!

    24. Re: Global SCOresheet... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Abacus.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  25. <obvious> by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    request for urgent business relationship

    first, i must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. this is by virtue of its non disclosure agreement as being utterly confidential and 'top secret'. i am sure and have confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of this great magnitude involving a pending transaction requiring maxiimum confidence.

    we are top official of the sco group executive panel who are interested in imporation of money into our bank account because of intellectual property which are presently trapped in linux. in order to commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into our account your said licensing funds.

    the source of this intellectual property is as follows; during the last decade here, the ibm officials set up linux and incorporated various technologies which are the property of sco. the present sco executive board set up an intellectual property panel and we have identified a lot of infringing lines of code which are presently floating in the linux kernel.

    however, by virtue of our complete and total lack of any evidence or a legal leg to stand on, we cannot acquire this money through the courts. i have therefore, been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues of the panel to harass and threaten with lawsuits linux users from whose account we would transfer the sum of us$21,320,000.00(twenty one million, three hundred and twenty thousand u.s dollars) in unixware licensing fees. hence we are writing you this letter. we have agreed to share the money thus; 1. 0% for the licensee 2. 100% for us 3. and maybe we won't sue you later.

    please,note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope to commence the transfer latest seven (7) banking days from the date of the receipt of the following informatiom by tel/fax; 234-1-7740449, your company's signed, and stamped letterhead paper the above information will enable us write letters of claim and job description respectively. this way we will not sue you for using the linux operating system.

    we are looking forward to doing this business with you and solicit your confidentiality in this transation. please acknowledge the receipt of this letter using the above tel/fax numbers. i will send you detailed information of this pending project when i have heard from you.

    yours faithfully,

    ceo daryl mcbride

    note; please quote this reference number (ve/s/09/99) in all your responses.

  26. I would if I did by Kris_J · · Score: 4, Interesting
    We call on any Australian Linux users who feel pressured by SCO's actions to immediately contact the ACCC and file a complaint.
    As an Australian Linux user I must say that I don't feel so pressured.

    Meanwhile, on Monday the company where I work received two fake "renew your domain" letters. Welcome to the modern business world...

  27. This is what I sent by nihilogos · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can file a complaint supporting OSV at http://www.accc.gov.au/about/fs-contact.htm - look for the complaint form.

    Dear Sir / Madam

    As the representative of a small business (XXXXXX) I am writing to support a recent complaint filed by the Open Source Victoria regarding the actions of the SCO Group.

    SCO is making unspecific and unsubstantiated claims that it owns copyright pertaining to the Linux PC operating system. It is asking any companies using Linux to purchase licences or face the threat of legal action.

    Would you please investigate the claims that SCO is making so that small businesses and other companies are not pressured into making unwarranted payments.

    Sincerely,

    --
    :wq
    1. Re:This is what I sent by MrMickS · · Score: 1
      Linux PC operating system
      Pedant mode here. Linux is used on more than just PCs. IBM pSeries for example.
      --
      You may think me a tired, old, cynic. I'd have to disagree about the tired bit.
    2. Re:This is what I sent by Neurotensor · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the great idea - I did just that. Lucky I'm running a small computer business ;)

      The major change I made though is to change "Linux PC operating system" to "Linux operating system kernel". This is a big deal as Linux is not an operating system, so it's not a good sign when people write in thinking it is.

      Thanks for the great idea!

  28. Tomorrow's news headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Change of strategy-
    SCO's Darl McBride states that Linux users in Australia and Germany are indemnified from potential litigation at this moment. McBride, in his trademark bold manner of speech, continues, "cuz they are all good folks, ya'know."

    1. Re:Tomorrow's news headline by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      McBride, in his trademark bold manner of speech

      Trademarked? So he's going to be suing over that too? :^P

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      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  29. Anyone? by Karem+Lore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone know the European equivalent of the competition and consumer office? Is there an online complaint form that I can use?

    Thanks,
    Karem

    --
    When all is said and done, nothing changes...
    1. Re:Anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in the UK there are a couple places to contact: the Monopolies & Mergers Commission and the Trading Standards Office. Of course, you could also write your EU Parliament Representative and/or your local MP/government representative, but if you live in the UK or France, don't hold out much hope that _they_ will listen; it seems that the MPs of these two countries are looking out for themselves and damn the rest of us.

    2. Re:Anyone? by Karem+Lore · · Score: 1
      Actually I live in the heart of Europe, Brussels. Maybe I can make a banner, and try and lob it out the European Parliaments window...

      Then again, not.

      However, I may just give them a call to find out if there is a complaints committee...There must be...

      Karem

      --
      When all is said and done, nothing changes...
  30. Standing up against SCO is important by LinuxGeek · · Score: 5, Informative

    Because this is a battle of credibility at the moment. With no actual evidence on the loose, people will believe what appears to be the most credible information. The more people that fight and the fewer that roll over for SCO, the better it will be for the Linux community.

    The more Linux groups fight back, the more the casual and business users will disregard the threats from SCO. The more dignified resistance we put forward, the more credibility the non-computer press will give us. I think this is great news coming in from Australia.

    --

    Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
    1. Re:Standing up against SCO is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AC of the Year!

    2. Re:Standing up against SCO is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Because this is a battle of credibility at the moment. With no actual evidence on the loose, people will believe what appears to be the most credible information. The more people that fight and the fewer that roll over for SCO, the better it will be for the Linux community.

      And don't forget, the more we give SCO free press with hundreds of articles all over the place the better! We need to get the word out that Linux is potentially infringing on SCO's copyright so every user is aware before they make their decision to isntall it. If Slashdot hadn't made it into such a huge news story I might have just quietly waited a couple of years until a page 15 story in the Wall Street Journal mentioned IBM winning some Linux lawsuit and some company named SCO filing bankruptcy. Way to keep this fiasco in the spotlight guys! Woohoo!

    3. Re:Standing up against SCO is important by Famatra · · Score: 1

      Yes, now is not the time to sit back and do nothing; SCO has crossed the line demanding money for what should be free software.

      As well, asking a segment of the Australian Government to investigate was a good idea, it costs little money, if any, in comparison to litigation.

      Are there any competition enforcers, or other agencies, elsewhere that could be used to file a complaint?

  31. The fake invoice scam by panurge · · Score: 4, Interesting
    SCO increasingly reminds me of the fake invoice scam. The one in which you get an invoice for your entry in a "Trade directory", the idea being that many corporations cannot be bothered to reconcile invoices to orders for invoices under, say, $100. Having realised that IBM is not simply going to buy them at an inflated share price to make them go away(using FUD to try and boost the share price) SCO then proceeds to this type of scam which has the advantage that if anyone decides to pay, you can write a contract which makes it legal (include a clause that if SCO is found not to have IP rights, they will refund the licence money).

    I conclude that SCOs next step will be to write to Microsoft explaining that they have a large amount of IP tied up in a foreign software product but are unable to get it out themselves. In exchange for 15% of their share capital...oh wait, they already did that. I guess it's going to be buying Utah politicians and going round selling "insurance" against your server being ripped out of the rack and thrown out the window next.

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    1. Re:The fake invoice scam by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      Maybe the ACCC will see it that way as well.
      The ACCC on fake domain registration:
      17 October 2002 Internet Domain Name Resellers Warned Against Misleading, Deceptive Conduct

      --

      You are in a twisty maze of processor lines, all alike.
      There is a lot of hype here.
    2. Re:The fake invoice scam by QueenOfSwords · · Score: 1

      Yeah... would be nice...
      But the ACCC doesn't necessarily have the teeth to deal with even the domain scammers. We've had several rounds of misleading letters since then, often repeatedly by the same firm under a different name. :(

      --
      -- INTX Grouch. http://www.midnightblue.net
    3. Re:The fake invoice scam by hobsonchoice · · Score: 1

      you can write a contract which makes it legal (include a clause that if SCO is found not to have IP rights, they will refund the licence money).

      I don't think there will be any refunds (assuming they get anyone to pay). I expect they will say something like "This purchase is for UnixWare license, but also covers any SCO IP that may be found by a court to be present in Linux".

      This way, they'll say you aren't entitled to a refund as you bought a Unixware license - and it's your problem if you're not using it.

      P.S. My guess for the price of the license, $1500. I think they have to set the price high as 2 million X $1500 = $3bn. If they set it low, this might undermine their damages claim against IBM.

    4. Re:The fake invoice scam by OneFix+at+Work · · Score: 1

      No matter how many times the SCO situation comes up, someone says that they're just trying to get IBM to buy them or something like that...

      But it's just not going to happen.

      Some ppl might remember back in the 70's-80's, IBM went through a whole round of anti-trust suits.

      The outcome of this was that the company split itself internally (this is where PSG, Systems group, IGS, etc come from)...Some have changed over the years like the split of the Server group into Storage & Systems, etc...but it was all their way of reorganizing the company to bring the suit to a close...

      Now, I'm absolutely certain that Sun, HP, SGI (not som much any more), etc would have major problems with this...

      A move like this would be considered as an attempt to gain a monopoly on the *NIX OS market...a big no-no for IBM...

      The most likely action by IBM is to quietly ramp up efforts to migrate servers away from AIX and toward Linux. Giving deals on servers that ship with Linux, migrating custom tools & software, etc. Doing this covertly means that IBM will be ready when companies want to start switching to Linux/BSD.

    5. Re:The fake invoice scam by Sanction · · Score: 1

      I think I see a problem. A contract requires an exchange of value. The customer gives them money, but they give them a UnixWare license, which to anyone who has used it, has at best no value, at worst a negative one. Would it still be enforceable?

      --
      Well I'm the doctor and I say you're dead, so shut up and take it like a man!
  32. Re:Even if SCO proscuted them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    australia was a colony of british criminals and outcasts.
    america was a colony of british outcasts and criminals.

  33. Re:Global SCOresheet... forgot China by jkrise · · Score: 2, Funny

    China: If you see SCO and SARS, kill SCO first.

    -

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  34. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Informative

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  35. SCO buys out Vultus Web App Co by jobsagoodun · · Score: 3, Interesting

    See lazy zdnet press release regurgitation

    Anyone else noticed this Vultus company is a Canopy funded company too? They hang out in one of SCO's buildings. Check their website especially this picture!

    Question: Who owns/funds ZDnet & the like?

  36. Excellent. by pb · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's about time someone called a spade a spade. Now to do the same thing in the US...

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  37. Ahhh! Libel! by Daniel+Baumgarten · · Score: 2, Funny

    SCO Seeks Lawsuit Against College of Optometry BY DANIEL BAUMGARTEN (MISINFORMATION, LTD.) MEMPHIS, TN 12:41 AM EDT - Caldera, otherwise known as SCO, has announced today that in addition to filing a lawsuit with IBM/Linux for violating its intellectual property rights, it will now be looking for monetary damages from the Southern College of Optometry for trademark infringement. "I really don't think (SCO) has a well-founded argument," commented William E. Cochran, O.D., president of the Southern College of Optometry, in an interview. "Just because we're both called SCO doesn't make it trademark infringement. I've spoken with my lawyers on this one." SCO, which is a registered trademark of the Lindon, Utah-based computer company, is also in the URL of the Southern College of Optometry's Web site (http://www.sco.edu/). SCO senior vice president Jeff Hunsaker stated in a brief press conference that "this Web address is a legitimate violation of SCO intellectual property rights. The misleading nature of the URL draws potential customers away from our Web site and instead encourages them to enroll in an optometry school." When asked how a school of optometry threatened SCO's business, Hunsaker replied, "We're just looking out in the best interest of our shareholders." Dr. Cochran issued a public announcment shortly thereafter encouraging SCO to challenge the California State Controller's Office (http://www.sco.ca.gov/) in a federal court of law on similar charges to those being pressed on the Southern College of Optometry. Mr. Hunsaker declined to comment in reply to Dr. Cochran's announcment.

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  38. Ahhh! Libel! (non-sucky version) by Daniel+Baumgarten · · Score: 2, Funny

    whoops! Forgot BR tags.

    SCO Seeks Lawsuit Against College of Optometry

    BY DANIEL BAUMGARTEN (MISINFORMATION, LTD.)

    MEMPHIS, TN 12:41 AM EDT - Caldera, otherwise known as SCO, has announced today that in addition to filing a lawsuit with IBM/Linux for violating its intellectual property rights, it will now be looking for monetary damages from the Southern College of Optometry for trademark infringement.

    "I really don't think (SCO) has a well-founded argument," commented William E. Cochran, O.D., president of the Southern College of Optometry, in an interview. "Just because we're both called SCO doesn't make it trademark infringement. I've spoken with my lawyers on this one."

    SCO, which is a registered trademark of the Lindon, Utah-based computer company, is also in the URL of the Southern College of Optometry's Web site (http://www.sco.edu/). SCO senior vice president Jeff Hunsaker stated in a brief press conference that "this Web address is a legitimate violation of SCO intellectual property rights. The misleading nature of the URL draws potential customers away from our Web site and instead encourages them to enroll in an optometry school."

    When asked how a school of optometry threatened SCO's business, Hunsaker replied, "We're just looking out in the best interest of our shareholders."

    Dr. Cochran issued a public announcment shortly thereafter encouraging SCO to challenge the California State Controller's Office (http://www.sco.ca.gov/) in a federal court of law on similar charges to those being pressed on the Southern College of Optometry.

    Mr. Hunsaker declined to comment in reply to Dr. Cochran's announcment.

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    1. Re:Ahhh! Libel! (non-sucky version) by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      >:[=

      I hate companies that exist only to litigate.

      STEAMROLL THE FSCKERS!!!

      That should teach those mofos not to play games with the law.

      -uso.

      --
      Dreams, dreams, don't doubt dreams, dreaming children's dreaming dreams. Sailor Moon SS
    2. Re:Ahhh! Libel! (non-sucky version) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I hate companies that exist only to litigate.

      STEAMROLL THE FSCKERS!!!
      Microsoft already do that ..... but the other way around :-(
    3. Re:Ahhh! Libel! (non-sucky version) by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      I don't think M$ is out to protect Linux by steamrolling SCOrdure.

      YFI

      -uso.

      --
      Dreams, dreams, don't doubt dreams, dreaming children's dreaming dreams. Sailor Moon SS
  39. Vegimite? by phorm · · Score: 3, Funny

    Vegimite? I'm think that last time I heard they were using it to poison the rats.

    All-in-all... I figure if aussies can eat the stuff (concentrated yeast extract, black... not overtly tasty though I found it tolerable) then they are a force to be reckoned with. Just sit on the SCO execs and force-feed them some until they come around...

    "Good god, they enjoy this stuff??? They're not human!!! we repent... we repent!!!"

    1. Re:Vegimite? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vegemite is made from Beer. Fair Dinkum!

    2. Re:Vegimite? by webbunny · · Score: 1

      Well, Vegemite is just a rip off of the Brit original... Marmite. And if any of you know any Brits, you'll know Marmite is a national institution. Although even the company that makes it admits it's a love it of hate it thing with Marmite, not one is ever indifferent to it!

      I visited a Brazilian friend a few years ago, and she had heard of it and asked me to bring a pot of 'this very British thing'. The first thing she said to me was 'You really eat this stuff?!'. She was almost ill :)

    3. Re:Vegimite? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first thing she said to me was 'You really eat this stuff?!'

      Was that before or after tasting it? :o)

      The thing most foreigners don't understand about marmite is that they spread it like peanut butter - very thick.. and then complain that it tastes foul.

      Properly spread, marmite should be almost transparent.

      *sigh* I've been away too long - it's been almost 20 years since I've had some.

  40. In Australia by hayden · · Score: 5, Funny

    We call a spade a fscking shovel mate.

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    Nerd: Derogatory term typically directed at anybody with a lower Slashdot ID than you.
    1. Re:In Australia by pspeed · · Score: 1

      Am I the only geek that knows that a spade and a shovel are two different gardening tools?

      --
      Edu. sig-line: Choose rhymes with lose. Chose rhymes with goes. Loose rhymes with goose.
      Comparing? THEN use THAN.
    2. Re:In Australia by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      no. Most Australian geeks know that too. It's just that, for historical reasons, we call a spade a fucken shovel.

      --
      What a long, strange trip it's been.
    3. Re:In Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two problems: incompetant or corrupt pollies (how on Earth did that 'anti-terrorist' indefinate detention law get passed?!) and a voting population who will vote for anyone who panders to their xenophobia.

      The current government seems hell bent on destroying everything that made Australia a great country. Good going, Lil' Johnny.

    4. Re:In Australia by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

      How right you are. Oz used to be great but now is going downthe gurgler!

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      -- Karma Karma Karma Karma, Karma Chameleon - Boy George
  41. Re:Global SCOresheet...japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Japan : Consortium of Electronics firms pledge to adopt Linux.

    Not only that, the Japanese government is somewhat in favor of Linux.
    In a decade-long recession, they are steadily shifting from costly proprietary to open source. It is amazing as the Japanese bureaucrats are generally the most conservative idiots in the universe.

  42. 2nd country by sniggly · · Score: 1
    The ozzies hopefully follow a German court's decision on this matter last may.

    Does anyone have a followup on that story? It seems only logical to put a restraining order on anyone or anything that tries what appears to be blackmail or extortion.

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    Of those to whom much is given, much is required.
    1. Re:2nd country by Groote+Ka · · Score: 1
      Sure. But is more likely they follow any decision in the US.

      Australian government has stated many times before (openly) that they will follow US policy, for reasons of economical interest. One example is the grant of business method patents.

  43. If you hate SCO, show it publically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO SUCKS Button by GeekProdigy

  44. In Australia by dmiller · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I love Australia. We manage to get organised about insipid and vexacious cases about software but are apathetic about real issues: the copyright amendment act (DMCA), anti-terrorist leglislation (PATRIOT), the continual incarceration of asylum seekers in desert gulags, etc, etc. Maybe it is because we have a chance against SCO whereas our governments (state and federal, both sides of politics) are utterly unresponsive.

  45. URGENT REPLY REQUESTED by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 5, Funny

    FROM: Mr. Darl McBride

    A close business friend has given me you electonique address for communication as I have PRESSING CIRCUMSTANCES that require your assistence.
    You see, I Mr. Darl McBride Esq. have a sum of US $100,000,000,000,000.00 due to me but can not on my own acquire these outstanding funds. You see I am the PRIME MINSTER OF CALDERA IP and as you may know have been DRIVEN INTO EXILE by IBM and their TYRRANICAL LINUX CONSPIRATORS AGAINST OUR SOVERIEGN NATION. Our matter of greatest importance demands that WE SEEK YOUR HELP. In return for assisting me, I will provide you 30% of the US $100,000,000,000,000.00 (US $30,000,000,000,000.00), all you need to do is provide me with your bank account number, a fascimile of your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, VALID DRIVERS LICENSE OR ID and CONSENT TO OUR NDA and LICENSING AGREEMENT.
    YOU SEE, YOU HAVE MUCH TO GAIN and I trust and pray that you will provide us the assistence we require in this time of need.

  46. Re:Even if SCO proscuted them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Australia may have been a prison colony ... but atleast it was not founded by a bunch of 'wanna be' aristocrats who built there fortunes on the back of African slavery ...

  47. Year of the Sheep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Year of the Sheep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully, the Sheep's love of harmony and keen sense for coexisting with his enemies will preserve this year from many upheavals. The moderates and doves will be heard and heeded. Wars, international conflicts and mutual animosities usually end in the year of the Sheep.

      Boy, was THAT ever wrong...

  48. Canada Is Taking the Fifth by ratfynk · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Living next door to a country that mostly dictates our economic policy, and the interpretation of our business law, is like sleeping next to an elephant. You hope it hasn't eaten too much green grass, and that it doesn't roll over on you. We have a regular habit of putting up with excrement from south of the border so it doesn't matter what we think. We wind up going along with the situation. The only company that is benefiting from this fiaSCO in Canada is Microsoft. By the legalised theft of good ideas by leveraging their OS to work better with their office and communication software, Microsoft have successfully modeled their business relationships on corporate despotism. Almost a Conquistador style conquor and plunder of the competition. As such Microsoft software in Canada has become like a business religion. YOU USE IT OR YOU DO NOT GET WORK, plain and simple, there is no choice.

    From what I see and hear in computer stores everyone is hedging that Unix, SCO and IBM will self distruct and take Linux and open source with it. Such is the business attitude in Canada, they are all good MS sales people and will not rock the boat even if it sinks. The situation has become so monopolistic that it stinks.

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    OH THE SHAME I fell off the wagon and use sigs again!
    1. Re:Canada Is Taking the Fifth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just keep at it. If you manage to install 1 server in one company, you'll be so busy installing more you will wonder what happened....DO NOT RUSH THE JOB, do it right.


      This is from experiance.

    2. Re:Canada Is Taking the Fifth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I see and hear in computer stores everyone is hedging that Unix, SCO and IBM will self distruct and take Linux and open source with it.

      Computer stores? You mean the places that sell shoddy PC's loaded with Windows so people can play games? Give me a break. Those people know nothing about the computer industry.
    3. Re:Canada Is Taking the Fifth by |<amikaze · · Score: 1

      It may be a Microsoft-environment around here, but there have been a few things opposing it.

      For one, the school boards around here are all running Sun thin-client servers, with Linux on x86 serving up some of the apps. A lot of them are moving away from Windows entirely.

      For two, the rampant piracy around here never ceased to astound me. Microsoft may have their software everywhere, but that doesn't mean they're making money on it.

    4. Re:Canada Is Taking the Fifth by ratfynk · · Score: 1

      What I mean is that the majority of MS based small intranets are sold and serviced by small computer vendors. Thus even though there is rampant piracy of the office software, small businesses do not even know there is a choice when it comes to the OS!

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      OH THE SHAME I fell off the wagon and use sigs again!
    5. Re:Canada Is Taking the Fifth by I_redwolf · · Score: 1

      I happened to be in Canada visting.. If i'm not mistaken.. SGI headquarters is located in Canada, I was wondering if I could just stop in and see what the hell was going on, sort of a tour thing when I passed it by on the highway. Then I thought about moving to Canada simply because it looks like a cleaner version of the US and even though SGI isn't doing too well I envisioned having fun working there. Then I forgot about all that until I saw your post.

    6. Re:Canada Is Taking the Fifth by just+fiddling+around · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I beg to digress.

      As a Québec government IT worker, I can tell you that Microsoft is getting more competition every day from OSS in general. Most branches of the government use Apache (mine is lagging, but overwhelmed with the financial difference: our website is now on Apache/Netware; just wait...) And Linux has a whole lot of visibility.

      As someone else has pointed, what stores want to sell and what is used is different (try to sell free stuff and make a profit!)

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      You're not old until regret takes the place of your dreams.
    7. Re:Canada Is Taking the Fifth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As such Microsoft software in Canada has become like a business religion. YOU USE IT OR YOU DO NOT GET WORK, plain and simple, there is no choice.

      I work for the Canadian government and that's not the environment at all. It's still mostly Windows on the desktop, but Linux is gaining ground everywhere - from the desktop to servers.

      Replacing Sun servers and SGI workstations with inexpensive hardware running Linux is a huge cost-saving that cannot be ignored. And since the staff already have Unix experience, its a no-brainer to keep expanding the penetration of Linux. Some of the new employees had already been exposed to Linux so that was their platform of choice when they were hired.

      If anything did come out of this SCO crap that forced us to abandon Linux or pay for it, then we'd do it when that day comes. No point in worrying about it now or abandoning ship at this point.

  49. Re: Penguins defending their brethren... by jkrise · · Score: 0, Troll

    Have you ever watched a colony of penguins under attack from a few seals or bears. Nary a protest, just a little noise, and the hapless prey is simply devoured by the predator.

    I think that Penguin Apathy beautifully reflects the feelings of the Linux User Community. The only defence for the penguins is by their sheer numbers. I see your point - we need to stand up to SCO and tell them on their face: Get Lost, We've got Better things To DO!

    But then, who exactly is gonna bell the cat? ESR, Linus, Bruce and RMS have spoken, but they aren't directly affected by the SCO extortion gang. Corporates can't stand up as a gang, since most of them use similar tactics that SCO does - hell, I'd bet many Corporates would love to be in the same position as SCO - pay a few million - pick up Copyright - blast everyone else with that weapon! Excellent business strategy, in their eyes.

    The only group that can pick up cudgels against SCO would be the Linux User Groups, Firms that promote Linux - IBM, HPaq, Siemens, SGI, RedHat, SuSE etc.; orgs like the FSF EFF etc. None of the above would be directly targeted by SCO - you can be sure.

    Sometime back my sig was:
    Linux Users are Apathetic.
    Windoze Users are Pathetic.

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  50. Phone it in! by StrayLight · · Score: 5, Informative

    As someone who works down the hall from the people at the ACCC who will end up handling these complaints, I should probably mention that they generally prefer contact by phone, rather than over the website's complaint form.

    The number is 1300 302 502.

    They'll want to ask you questions, and in theory they will just call you back if you put a complaint in through the web.

    1. Re:Phone it in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shame Dr Alan Fels has retired.

      He would have attacked this injustice with all guns ablaze!

    2. Re:Phone it in! by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      By email then I can send it now so I don't forget. I'm happy to answer over phone wherever I can help. The other advantage is I don't need to go through any tedious voice systems they might have.

      And, most of all, I don't have to initiate any kind of social conversation :)

    3. Re:Phone it in! by Neurotensor · · Score: 1

      Thanks! If I don't get a reply shortly I will give it a call. If the ACCC is in Canberra (where I live) then I might even offer to help out with the technical side of things.

  51. Australian LUG,,, by bytesmythe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bruce: Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce a chap from across the pond who's going to be joining us here at the 'Straylian LUG.
    Bruces: G'day!
    Darl McBride: Hello.
    Bruce: Darl McBride, Bruce. Darl McBride, Bruce. Darl McBride, Bruce.
    Bruce: Is your name not Bruce?
    McBride: No, it's Darl.
    Bruce: Mind if we call you Bruce to keep it clear?
    Bruce: Gentlemen, I think we better start the LUG meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask the padre for a prayer!
    Bruce: Oh Stallman we beseech thee!
    Bruces: Amen!
    Bruce: Crack tube!
    Bruce: Now I call upon Bruce to officially welcome Mr. McBride to the 'Straylian LUG.
    Bruce: I'd like to welcome the slimy bastard to God's own OS, and remind him we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.
    Bruces: Hear, hear! Well spoken, Bruce!
    Bruce: Bruce here is a kernel hacker, Bruce here is a system administrator, and Bruce here checks source code for copyright infringement. And is also in charge of the BitKeeper repository.
    Bruce: What's New-Bruce going to do?
    Bruce: New-Bruce will attempt to undermine the legality of the linux source code, mislead the public about the nature of SCO's copyrighted code, question the validity of the GPL, and possibly have a secret partnership with Microsoft to reduce the spread of linux in the server and desktop markets by using a smear campaign.
    Bruce: But that's a load of bullsh%t!
    Bruce: Awwww spit!
    Bruce: Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!
    Bruces: Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love ya! Amen!
    Bruce: Another tube!
    Bruce: Any questions?
    Bruce: New-Bruce, Are you a monopolist?
    Bruce: Are you a monopolist?
    McBride: No!
    Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the LUG member rules:
    Rule 1: No monopolists!
    Rule 2: No member of the LUG is to use SCO source code in the linux kernel... if there's anybody watching.
    Rule 3: No monopolists!
    Rule 4: Now this term, I don't want to see any member of the LUG not infringing on SCO's copyright.
    Rule 5: No monopolists!
    Rule 6: There is no!--- Rule 6!
    Rule 7: No monopolists!
    Right, that concludes the reading of the rules. Bruce!
    Bruce: This here's the penguin, the emblem of our source. You can feed it nasty SCO code, if you don't get caught, of course. Amen!

    Liiiiinuus Torvalds was nearly bald and made his own O-S, and linux it was called.
    Billy Gates came to take it away, but his server couldn't cut it. Linux was here to stay!
    Big Blue, Big Blue was supporting it too, and linux's growth seemed assured.
    Then Darl McBride came along and tried to sucker punch linux in the gut.

    There's nothing Stallman wouldn't call 'em when it came to G-P-L.
    He figured all the naysayers could die and go to hell!

    Buuuut linux wasn't taken and linux wasn't shaken. It wouldn't be that easy to kill(1)
    The penguin's here to stay, and if McBride won't play he can take his silly lawsuit and go away.
    Billy Gates, Billy Gates just stews and waits for the day when his junk is obsolete.
    And come that day we'll all go play Doom 3 on our linux boxen. Sweeeeet!

    Yes McBride can take his silly lawsuit and just go away.
    'Cause the GPL will hold up and open source will save the day!

    ====

    Sincerest apologies to Monty Python. And Australia, too. And linux... And the Australian LUG... And anyone mentioned in the above spoof. I'm truly sorry. Really. (And for the fact that the song meter isn't exactly correct... and that many of the facts mentioned are probably distorted. It's all just a joke, I promise!)

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    Hypocrisy is the resin that holds the plywood of society together.
    -- Scott Meyer
    1. Re:Australian LUG,,, by bigbird · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm an Australian called Bruce who uses Linux & I found it funny!

    2. Re:Australian LUG,,, by ectoraige · · Score: 1

      You forgot to apologise to anybody reading it...

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  52. SUE SUE SUE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    SCO has started this bull....

    We must end it!

    We need to fight them in the courts of every country on Earth.

    We also need to target all the associated companies of SCO directors to teach them a lesson!

    1. Re:SUE SUE SUE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need to fight them in the courts of every country on Earth.

      Go ahead.

  53. World Top 10 - IT Wankers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is just a draft list ...

    1. Bill Gates ... still clinging onto that number one spot due to Microsoft's long term business plan of unrelenting skullduggery and greed

    2. Daryl McBride ... coming out of nowhere rockets up the charts ... looks like Bill better watch out for his number one spot now appears to be tenuous

    3.

    4.

    5.

    6.

    7.

    8.

    9.

    10.

    1. Re:World Top 10 - IT Wankers by smokeslikeapoet · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      3. Hilary Rosen

    2. Re:World Top 10 - IT Wankers by mbrod · · Score: 1

      You can make Larry McVoy of BitKeeper #3.

      http://developers.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03 /0 7/19/1728240&mode=thread&tid=185

      > If you are trying to copy BK, give it up. We'll simply follow in the
      > footsteps of every other company faced with this sort of thing and change
      > the protocol every 6 months. Since you would be chasing us you can never
      > catch up. If you managed to stay close then we'd put digital signatures
      > into the protocol to prevent your clone from interoperating with BK.

  54. Are you kidding? by LinuxGeek · · Score: 1

    Are you part of a Linux users group? Now is a great time to hold an installfest. No local Linux group here anymore (small town) but I may try to get an installfest going.

    Make sure to have verifiably correct info about SCO and the questionable validity of their claims and plenty of Linux CDs to install.

    Lots of people like to join an underdog fight so this could be a great time to enlighten more folks that haven't run Linux before.

    --

    Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
    1. Re:Are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you part of a Linux users group? Now is a great time to hold an installfest.

      I'd join a LUG, but I'm afraid they'd expect me to attend an install fest :-/

    2. Re:Are you kidding? by LinuxGeek · · Score: 1

      Just tell them that you have to stay home and sort your pr0n collection; they will believe that excuse...

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      Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
  55. Prison colonies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    america was a colony of british outcasts and criminals.

    Top three countries that incarcerate the most people:

    2,071,686 USA
    1,428,126 China
    977,700 Russia

    We're number one! USA! USA! USA!

    1. Re:Prison colonies by Adam9 · · Score: 1

      Obviously, it's because that damn DMCA made it a thoughtcrime to even consider backing up a music CD.

  56. I was always wondering by jsse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    why we haven't seen such thing happen in US yet. iirc threatening someone with lawsuit without any intention to take legal action, especially when money is involved(licence fee), is illegal in countries under common laws system. This is a serious case of anti-competitive business practise, and in worse scenario it can be regarded as blackmailing. Those FUD letters and 'offers to switch' falls perfectly into both.

    I was kinda expecting the massive lawsuits against SCO from those fortune 500 companies whom SCO sent FUD letters to. Those fortune 500 lawyers are either too whimp or too lazy to actually look into the case.

    1. Re:I was always wondering by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1
      I was kinda expecting the massive lawsuits against SCO from those fortune 500 companies whom SCO sent FUD letters to. Those fortune 500 lawyers are either too whimp or too lazy to actually look into the case.

      Patience, Grasshopper, patience. A good legal department will wait to receive a printed demand for payment before moving. You want to wait until they put it in writing. All else is hot air and bullshit.

  57. Re:Even if SCO proscuted them... by mcbridematt · · Score: 1

    What difference would it make?! Australia is a *prison colony*. What are they trying to accomplish?

    Excuse Me, but I take that as a very offensive statement. Not all of Australia is a prison colony. (i.e South Australia). Even though I am not a descendant of a convict, as an Australian citizen I think ./ is not the place to shame countries. Find somewhere else to spam. In Australia, we always take the end-customer seriously

  58. What if ... by thepanger · · Score: 1

    What if SCO musters up some good liars, er lawyers (J. Cochrane) and actually is sucessful with their lawsuit against the masses?

    I read somewhere that without said System V code, the Linux kernel would be reverted to v2.2. Is there some group of developer planning for disaster and developing to v2.4 functionality naive of the code that all this fuss is about?

  59. No, _American_ year of the evil Corporation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You capitalist pig dog! [those two _are_ chinese years]

  60. Re:Why NOT standing up? by Mr+Europe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No we shouln't ignore it because there are many who really believe SCO ! Why did SCO's stock jump 20 % ? All can't see the bluff of SCO .

  61. God damnit by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    You know there's more to nigera then scammers and spammers!? Sheesh.

    --
    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
    1. Re:God damnit by mrselfdestrukt · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Like the correct spelling of NIGERIA???
      Anyway, I lived and worked there for a while. Lagos is absolute chaos.Yes, it is as bad as they say.

      --
      "I used to have that really cool,funny sig ,but it got stolen."
  62. Desk of cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where can I find a deck of cards top 52 SCO people?

    Here are the first cards:
    Ace of Spade: RalphYarro,lll,38 Chairman
    Ace of Club: Darl McBride, 43 Pres, CEO
    Ace of Diamond: Robert Bench, 53 CFO
    Ace of Hart: Opinder Bawa, 39Sr. VP-Technology
    King of Spade: Christopher Sontag, 39 VP, Operating Systems Group
    King of Club: WILSON, MICHAEL SEAN Senior Vice President
    King of Hart: HUNSAKER, JEFF F.Vice President

    Who is their attorney??

    They have 340 more employees here:
    355 South 520 West, Suite 100
    Lindon, UT 84042

    Phone: (801) 765-4999
    Fax: (801) 765-1313

    I'll pay $20 for a deck so I can recognize these people on conferences, airports and other places.

    1. Re:Desk of cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is more info at the SEC including these cards: Bawa, Opinder Bench, Robert K. Cakebread, Steve Iacobucci, Edward E. McBride, Darl C. Mott, Darcy G. Raimondi, Jr., Thomas P. Skousen, Ph.D., K. Fred Sontag, Christopher Thompson, R. Duff Wilson, M. Sean Yarro, lll, Ralph J.

  63. Anyone have the writing skills to do this in EU by zander · · Score: 5, Informative
    The europe equivalent can be found here

    I'm not much of a writer for this kind of stuff; but I hope this link will make others interested to the possebilities!

    1. Re:Anyone have the writing skills to do this in EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm No that is for complaining about the EU administration itself.

    2. Re:Anyone have the writing skills to do this in EU by lovebyte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No that is for complaining about the EU administration itself.

      Correct. From this press release about a guide for citizens.
      This Guide highlights the Ombudsman's efforts in recent years to solve citizens' problems with the Community's administration... I hope that it gives citizens a clear picture of the service that the European Ombudsman's office can provide.

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  64. Re:Deck of cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Deck of cards of course

  65. Excellent by ColaMan · · Score: 4, Informative
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    There is a lot of hype here.
    1. Re:Excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah the ACCC is great.
      They nearly always come down on the side of the consumer, and I can't think of a single decision they've made (recently) thats has been politically infulenced.

      Of course a lot of this has to do with Fells. I love that guy! He looks like a real nerd. And is obviously super intelligent.

      He gives really good interviews as well, doesn't dumb it down, doesn't give those answer-the-question-without-really-answering-it politician type things.

    2. Re:Excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And unfortunately Fells is on the way out, and some new dude is on the way in. Hopefully the ACCC will continue to battle for the consumer like it has in the past.

      JC

    3. Re:Excellent by silne · · Score: 1
      The legislation outs consumers and small business interests ahead of powerful interest groups seeking monopoly profits.


      Can we call them PIGs for short?

  66. In America by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    We call 'fscking' fucking, mate.

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    1. Re:In America by hayden · · Score: 1

      We call 'fscking' fucking, mate.

      Yeah but I thought I'd tone it down for the Americans.
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  67. Aussie style by mm0mm · · Score: 1

    Australia is great. You can hack Xbox and install Linux without worrying about litigation from M$ or SCO, and most importantly the country is free from DMCA. Its IT and hacker culture has evolved very independently with no pressure from Corporate America. Now people are standing up against extortion by American company.

    "Visit Installfest in Sydney next week! Bring your Xbox and we'll help ya install Linux on it!" No wonder so many unique creatures have evolved in outback. Maybe it's better place for us to live than the US.

    1. Re:Aussie style by ashridah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd be interested to know where you get your information from.
      At least one australian distributor of xbox mod chips has been sued into oblivion that i know of, if not several more.

      I'm sad to say that the government here in Australia happily pays lip service to America's godawful copyright laws, and what's more, we've got far FAR less 'fair use' rights to media than you do (we're not actually even allowed to create 'backups' of copyrighted media).

      Go live in europe. We're better off than america is, but not by much.

      ashridah

  68. Re: Penguins defending their brethren... by AlaskanUnderachiever · · Score: 2, Informative

    Seeing as how I don't know of any area of the world where pengiuns and bears would interact. . . no. I really suggest you watch more discovery channel before using these comparisons. They're insulting to penguins.

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  69. Re: Penguins defending their brethren... by jkrise · · Score: 1

    I don't know of any area of the world where pengiuns and bears would interact. . . no. I really suggest you watch more discovery channel

    Huh... I watched a furry white creature attacking penguins on Discovery Channel - I thought it'd be a Polar Bear, am I wrong?

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  70. I love the ACCC by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

    Professor Fels is my hero. HE stands up for the little guy. To bad he is retiring soon and his replacement will no doubt be a HOward chosen corporate whore!

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    1. Re:I love the ACCC by ZenJabba1 · · Score: 1

      Already retired.. 30th June.. A Costello Corporate Whore already appointed over NSW, QLD wishes

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    2. Re:I love the ACCC by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

      Oh well. Nice knowing u ACCC!!!

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  71. hi autoporn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    could you tell me what SCO stands for?

  72. What does SCO stand for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i tried asking at k5, but no one seems to want to give me a straight answer. could anyone here tell me? tell me what SCO stands for?

    1. Re:What does SCO stand for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It used to stand for "Santa Cruz Operation", but right now, it doesn't stand for anything.

      (well, maybe it stands for barratry and lying :o)

  73. Mob politics by Ektanoor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The way SCO is acting reminds more a mob going wild over the street.

    They come up with a full set of "services" to its customers. Their Web site just looks a Christmas tree full of that. Meanwhile, when you come up to it, the first thing you see is "Relax, worry free software" which is some sort of double-minded threat.

    The court complaint is also pretty interesting. Most people believe that SCO is threatening IBM for some disclosure of trade secrets. In fact SCO is accusing IBM of conspiring against SCO by disclosing Unix code to Linux. All the comaplaint is a mess of distortions where Linux pre-2.4 looks much like a simple hobbiyst OS without any significance for the market. Then came IBM, changed the whole 2.4 kernel by inserting SCO code and started a campaign to drive SCO from the market. Worse than that, it seems that IBM is to blame for Linux being a workable kernel on the Intel platforms, as, in SCO's claims, they were nearly the exclusive producer and distributor of UNIX for Intel architecture!..

    Among the claims filled to court one may clearly some foggy statements against the Linux community in the whole:

    "This prohibition extends to derivative work products that are modifications of, or based on, UNIX System V source code or technology. IBM and certain other UNIX software distributors are violating this prohibition, en masse, as though no prohibition or proprietary restrictions exist at all with respect to the UNIX technology."

    "As such, Linux 2.4.x and Linux 2.5.x are unauthorized derivatives of UNIX System V."

    Note that SCO, in its complaint, is eager to generalize. Besides it leaves in the dark certain things as "other UNIX software distributors". And also it seems that BSD does not exist in SCO's Universum at all.

    So what we have here? Considering the above, and the situation among the community, we have here a case that surely will take some good time to settle. SCO is clearly distorting reality so well that I fear that the court will have to take some time to digere all the confusion they created. Yes, SCO will loose it. Everyone who have seen the evolution of Linux since its start, knows perfectly that they pushed too far from reality. But courts need facts, and need testimonies, documents and expertise. And SCO seems to know that it will be rather difficult for the Linux community to gather all developers in one court room. That seems the strategy they are trying to play. If all developers gather, then SCO will have nothing to say. All the story will just be a soap bubble without any serious ground. But can IBM gather all the developers they need to counter the oversized history of UNIX, SCO is trying to tell the court? Personally I think it will be a bit difficult... Anyway, it will take time until the court gets into some conclusion. Which may be longer the DoJ vs Microsoft.

    Meanwhile, even without court orders, SCO goes further and knocks every door with foggy threats of liability, if one doesn't pay for Linux. Now this clearly reminds mobs that created a FUD climate and then extorted money for "security" and "protection" services. In the whole this seems the main strategy SCO is playing. And, as in old times, commerces seem to bound to the new Capones of the 21th century, stocks are rising and SCOrface is getting richer.

    1. Re:Mob politics by fwr · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's kind of hard to follow. However, one correction is that IBM does not need to "gather all the developers in one court room." How would a court be able to hear testimony of all those people at one time? Can't be done. It is usually handled by depositions, which can be accomplished in a variety of ways (I believe). Usually only some of those deposed are actually called before the court to testify, and then they are done maybe a few a day at most. It's not like they run through tens of witnesses in one day...

  74. Has there really been a court-case in Germany? by corlie · · Score: 1

    Has there really been a court-case in Germany which stopped SCO from unproven claims about copyright violation in Linux - on the grounds of law against unfair/untruthful marketing?

    I cannot find any articles on the internet about it, also not on german sites. Can the previous author provide some hyperlinks to such articles?

    Thanks in advance!

    Cor

    1. Re:Has there really been a court-case in Germany? by falonaj · · Score: 5, Informative
      Has there really been a court-case in Germany which stopped SCO from unproven claims about copyright violation in Linux - on the grounds of law against unfair/untruthful marketing?

      Yes. A court ordered SCO not to make these claims against Linux until they could be proven in a full court case. To avoid a public court case in Germany, SCO signed a contract saying that they will pay 250.000 Euro if they continue such claims and took their German web site off-line.

      A German article with Babelfish translation, another English article.

      Several people submitted this story at the time, but somehow it got rejected.

    2. Re:Has there really been a court-case in Germany? by olderchurch · · Score: 1
      The english article talks about a temporary restraining order and that SCO will come with evidence in 2 weeks. That was 7 weeks ago (The article is from May 30, 2003), so where is the evidence?

      Have there been any hearings after the preliminary injunction?

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    3. Re:Has there really been a court-case in Germany? by falonaj · · Score: 1

      No, SCO chose not to show evidence and rather stop doing business in Germany.

    4. Re:Has there really been a court-case in Germany? by MuParadigm · · Score: 1

      In order to prevent Alta Vista getting getting /.'ed, here is the Babelfish translation for all to puzzle over:

      The ex-Linux-ex-Linux-Vertreiber SCO may not maintain no more for the time being after provisional orders, Linux is an illegal beneficiary protected Unix code. After a warning by the LinuxTag e.V. now a provisional order is opposite SCO been issued that the enterprise may not state for the time being any longer, Linux contains to injustice code from the Unix existence by court. During offence SCO a punishment of 250.000 euro threatens; with a just as high penalty clause that occupied of Bremen regional court the German SCO address in the case of the expression mentioned, after the software house Univention had become before digit there - - this case is limited the effect however to the German address of SCO.

      The today's SCO resident in the US Federal State Utah, is from the Linux linux-Vertreiber Caldera of system, Inc.. come out, the 2001 the active of the servers software division and the Professional services division of the 1979 created The Santa Cruz operation (SCO) took over and thereupon as Caldera international, Inc.. firmierte. Only in the year 2002 the new Caldera in SCO designated itself over. The new SCO bankruptcy-endangered in the meantime had arrived by the entrances from the original Santa Cruz operation into the possession of copyrights at the operating system Unix and in March IBM for a billion US dollar compensation sued, because Big Blue hurt the Unix vested titles by its Linux commitment allegedly.

      Although in the public fast the suspicion arose, SCO wanted to provoke by in the meantime gratefully the action supported by Microsoft against Linux a firm buying up as last rescue , continued to heat up the SCO strategists the conflict lively and threatened meanwhile also the Linux author Linus Torvalds with legal steps. This showed up however little impressed and followed the being correct leaders, that wanted to see first proofs of SCO. Also Novell had denied and sees themselves the SCO requirements on Unix percentages of profits publicly now obviously likewise in the line of fire of the SCO lawyers.

    5. Re:Has there really been a court-case in Germany? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Altavista getting slashdotted? You must be joking...

    6. Re:Has there really been a court-case in Germany? by Darby · · Score: 1

      SCO signed a contract saying that they will pay 250.000 Euro if they continue such claims and took their German web site off-line.

      So let me see if I have this straight.
      If someone with web server penetration skills were to put the removed content back up in place of their "We're offline" message and then spam lots of Germans from an @sco.de address telling them to go there they'd get billed a quarter million per person?

      anybody up to the challenge?

  75. Sounds familiar. by twitter · · Score: 1
    They also have "developers" as well as companies.

    The groups aims sound familiar. Oh yeah, there a lot like my LUG's mission statement:

    The Baton Rouge Linux User Group's (BRLUG) mission is to advocate the use of Linux both in the home and the enterprise, to support the existing base of Linux users in the city of Baton Rouge, and to have a great time. In addition, we encourage our members to use the LUG as a platform for forming both non-profit and for-profit organizations to better establish Linux within the community. As such, we welcome both business and hobbyists discussions at our meetings and on our mailing list.

    The name is a little fancier than "User's Group", but that's what they are doing. Similar things can be found:

    What you have to realize is that all of these groups are fighting SCO everyday. Everyday, millions of free software users voice their opinion of the SCO's ownership of Unix, the Linux kernel and everything. Don't you hear them? Neither do SCO's accountants. Microsoft is about the only company that's bought into this extortion. The people who know, think SCO is full of bull and don't waste much time on it.

    Reasonable opinions have been delivered by the Open Software Initiative, the Free Software Foundation, Linus Torvalds and the German court system. The local LUG would be happy to talk to you about this, and their mailing lists are amazingly free of Astroturf. Not even Microsoft can buy enough fake roots to cover all the LUGs in the world. It's nice to hear from this OSV, whether you call it a LUG, marketing, advocacy and focus group, or friend of the court.

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    1. Re:Sounds familiar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from that link to the German court ruling: "We expect to be able to have a hearing within the next two weeks on this, where we will be able to present affidavit and testimony"

      That was May 30th. Today is...almost two months later. No affidavit or testimony.

      And apparently they weren't even planning on using code as evidence.

  76. Re: Penguins defending their brethren... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Polar bears live in the north pole.
    Penguins live in the south pole.

    Might be a polar bear on vacation? ;-)

  77. Shows U.S. legal system is part of the problem by Nice2Cats · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This shows one very important point that is not often made: A major part of the SCO problem is the American legal system. In Germany, SCO has either had to put up or shut up (and wow did they shut up quickly), Australia and other countries are going in the same direction, but in the U.S., SCO can go on making claims seemingly forever that damage the repution (and therefore livelihood) of Linux companies and professionals.

    One commentator pointed out that the SCO farce was bad for the U.S. -- true, but more to the point, it is a symptom of a larger problem facing America. The legal system has ceased to function in any sane form, and it is hurting the U.S. bad. The lottery of trial by jury, abolished for good reason in almost all other western democracies, means that SCO could actually win this case in the U.S., while the rest of the world tells them to go jump in a lake. German companies such as SuSE won't be paying those license fees, that's for sure.

    American readers should take note that the Constitution doesn't specify the details of how courts should be set up. Congress could overhaul the system any time they choose, and give the U.S. a system that doesn't suck money and talent from American companies and waste it on millionaire lawyers and legal fees. But then, Congress is full of lawyers...

    1. Re:Shows U.S. legal system is part of the problem by kcbrown · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The lottery of trial by jury, abolished for good reason in almost all other western democracies, means that SCO could actually win this case in the U.S., while the rest of the world tells them to go jump in a lake.

      The problem isn't the trial by jury. In the U.S. it's widely believed that it's supposed to be a trial by a jury of your peers. To me, that means people you interact with regularly, or who are likely to have shared similar experiences to you, so that they have the capacity to judge you appropriately based in part on the insight their experiences bring.

      But the Constitution calls for an impartial jury, and as a result the concept of a jury of one's "peers" has completely disappeared, to be replaced by a lottery system that almost guarantees that the people sitting on the jury will almost certainly be unable to properly judge you.

      I think trial by jury may well be a sound concept when done right, but unfortunately it's not done properly at all here in the U.S.

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    2. Re:Shows U.S. legal system is part of the problem by rjkm · · Score: 1

      I would not generalize this that much.
      The same German law which this time was used exactly as it is intended to also is abused very often.
      There are lawyers who are specialized in this and just try to contruct false cases of unfair competition to collect fees. The case against SCO is one of the few instances which make me believe there is some good in this law.

    3. Re:Shows U.S. legal system is part of the problem by yoshi_mon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think one of the major things in issues like this is the speed at which such cases are able to move.

      When a persons life is at stake and they face the prospect of losing years of their lives or their very life itself I can understand why the US legal system might tend to seem slow, providing the defandant every opportunity to make sure that they are getting a fair trial.

      However, when a reputation is at stake there needs to be either a) a swift resolution (Which I understand might not always be possable.) or b) if a swift resolution appears not to be possable then some sort of gag orders on both parties to prevent them from using the delay to boost stock on false claims, pressure clients to do something based on the outcome of a trial that has not even happened, etc.

      Who knows how this would work in practice since IANAL but I agree something needs to be done.

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    4. Re:Shows U.S. legal system is part of the problem by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      True. The so-called "peremptory challenge" can be issued by lawyers for either side during the initial jury review. This means that, if the attorneys determine that you are a well-educated, intelligent person, able to analyze the information and testimony provided and make sound judgements, you will be dismissed without any explanation. This has happened to me four or five times. In spite of wasting several days in courtrooms I've never actually served on a jury. Soon as they find out that I a. like science-fiction and b. am a software engineer with twenty years experience, that's it ... I'm history. Here's nine dollars and thirty cents for your time. Thank you and come again.

      What these guys want are ignorant, ideally stupid people that can be easily swayed by emotion and are incapable of separating fact from fiction. Why is that? Because "winning" the case is far, far more important to both sides than "Truth" and/or "Justice." "Jury of our peers", spare me. Unless the defendant is a moron he or she will not receive a trial by a jury of his or her peers, and even if said defendant is a moron, who in their right mind would want to be judged by twelve more of them?

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  78. Coffee by Cackmobile · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    S C O

    B E E R

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  79. A measur for nothing by Jarth · · Score: 1

    SCO stated it's going to demand a Unixware license fee from all >> company's
    AFAIK, SCO's trying to get money from the larger company's around wich are getting a monstrous return-on-investment from using kernels wich contain code wich SCO claims has either been derived or copied from their codebase.

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  80. Re:Why NOT standing up? by fstanchina · · Score: 1

    Not exactly. Some see it and know that many other don't.

  81. Not so funny, after all... by Larsing · · Score: 1

    It's funny when the Beafeaters at the Tower of London tell the Australian tourists "Welcome back!" before showing you the dungeons.

    Here is another actulay funny example of the theme:
    The British prisons are filling up.
    Survivor and Big Brother are very popular TV shows.
    Why not kill two birds with one stone and do Inmate Survival: Put a bunch of convicts on a desert island and the one who survives get's pardoned?
    When I suggested this to my British collegues, they replied: "We tried that. We called it Australia, and now they beat us at cricket!"

    For the record, I'm neither Aussie nor Britt...

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  82. Re:Even if SCO proscuted them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "australia was a colony of british criminals and outcasts.
    america was a colony of british outcasts and criminals."

    Now that Britain cant export them anymore .
    Britain is a nation full of outcasts and criminals

  83. Where's The US community? by OzPhIsH · · Score: 1

    Well, its 5:30 am EST, so I guess most of us are sleeping. But we seem to be sleeping while this SCO bullshit is going on too. Why can't we get this kind of action going on here? Is it community apathy? Is it that the government won't listen? I know a lot of people are pretty vocal about this, but who's telling anyone in power who cares. Do they care? Honestly, I haven't written my congressmen, so I'm not really helping either, but I think if I did they probably wouldn't read it, or care about the issue, or care what some 20 year old hacker/cracker/slacker thought was the right thing to do about it. Someone or some organization with clout and connections, or a fuck ton of money needs to step forward or I think we're gonna get screwed. Why is it that the biggest and richest nerd of us all has to own Microsoft?

    Oh, one last thing. 10 minutes ago, I just finished watching Takedown for the first time and I want to say 'w00t' where someone else will know what I'm talking about. w00t.

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    1. Re:Where's The US community? by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      You guys in the US *really* need a ACCC equivalent. That is , a quasi-government agency (outside the party system etc, but with teeth) that looks after the consumers in all aspects of interaction with businesses.

      From my limited view from the outside, it appears that you have a number of groups that each do a small piece, but no real coherent entity. Perhaps you should lobby your representative for a ACCC of your own.

      The ACCC has done wonders for the average Australian - it may not have generated front-page news all the time , but there have been a lot of quiet, corrective actions taken against the entire spectrum of the Australian business community. Businesses here are generally much more aware of the 'proper' way to do business and nowadays are very much aware of the poo they can get in if they try to get sneaky.

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      There is a lot of hype here.
    2. Re:Where's The US community? by OzPhIsH · · Score: 1

      I'm all for something like the ACCC here. I'm just skeptical about the effectivness of lobbying my representative for such an organization. Then after that gets created, I still have to lobby THEM to have something done.

      a quasi-government agency (outside the party system etc, but with teeth)

      I don't think such a thing could exist in the US government. Outside the party system? Yeah right. Who decides who gets to play for our version of the ACCC? The current establishment. And they've already established they dont give a fuck. And with the ways corps have now 0wN3d our government, the only kind teeth such an agency will have are false teeth.

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  84. Re: Penguins defending their brethren... by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Informative
    Huh... I watched a furry white creature attacking penguins on Discovery Channel - I thought it'd be a Polar Bear, am I wrong?

    Only in Disney cartoons do polar bears (Arctic) meet penguins (Antarctic). (There are penguin colonies in southern Australia and Africa, but no bears there either.)

    Until they became extinct in about 1850, there were Great Auks in the North Atlantic. They might have had problems with bears.

  85. Re: Penguins defending their brethren... by more+fool+you · · Score: 1

    you've never heard of a drop bear?

  86. It'd be funny if... by atcurtis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It would be funny if the disputed code in question was part of BSD-Lites and ended up everywhere.

    Because BSD-Lites and it's derivatives are protected by a prior court case.

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  87. Ordinateurs by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    And of course they translated all the meaningful and self-evidently english commands in Linux, such as "ls" and "pwd" to their french equivalents.

    1. Re:Ordinateurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "ls" is "la liste des fichier et repertoire s'il vous plait" and "pwd" is "c'est quoi le repertoire où je suis, s'il vous plait" of course, that's more an less longer, but it's ok. a french.

    2. Re:Ordinateurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's to easy when I use this "commands" in script ;)))
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    3. Re:Ordinateurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "ls" is "la liste des fichier et repertoire s'il vous plait"

      Vous? Pourquoi pas toi? On n'aime pas les ordinateurs?

      Pourquoi on déteste un laxatif? Parcequ'il fait chier!

    4. Re:Ordinateurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      mais c'est pas gentil de tutoyer ceux qu'on ne connait bien...

  88. Re:EvilKarma! by JamesP · · Score: 1

    Suggestion:

    Instead of using Positive/Excelent/etc. for Karma I suggest something like this:

    From top to bottom

    FreeBSD (higher one)
    Linux
    WinRAR
    Lindows (medium)
    BillG
    (MP|RI)AA
    McBride (Don't ask)

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  89. Re:To capture the authentic nature of this article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "You do not have access to this document"

    bah :(

  90. In the UK by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    Who should we talk to?

    Someone in the UK or the EU? Competition commission? Watchdog? Trading Standards?

  91. Exercise your democratic right to protest... by elgeeko · · Score: 3, Informative

    Are you in Las Vegas on the 17th-19th August?

    Make you feelings known, drop in at the SCO Forum 2003.

    I'm sure SCO representatives will be very happy to answer all of your licensing questions or maybe you just want to hand over your cash in person.

    1. Re:Exercise your democratic right to protest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > 17-19th of August in Las Vegas ...

      That's funny; actually I will be in Las Vegas
      (that whole week) for the 165th J3 meeting.

      Toon Moene, current GNU Fortran maintainer.

  92. Re:Patriotism Sux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God bless the USA and our great military! Shut up or we will send cruise missiles and stealth bombers to your house!

  93. Much better term for our sound-bite world by Empiric · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm glad to see the term "extortion" is now getting widespread press. The previous common description for SCO's activities has been "FUD" (apparently Linus' preferred term), and this unfortunately implies a semi-respectable strategy that many tech companies employ against competing products.

    It's important not to underestimate the effect that labels can have in arguing one's case in a busy, harried world of people marginally familiar with an issue. Calling something "FUD" might not sway an IT manager or politician for whom the SCO issue is not completely clear; calling it "baseless extortion" is much more likely to raise the kind of ire needed to counteract this particular FUD in the mindset of the public and relevant decision-makers.

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    ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  94. Possible contempt charges too by kjj · · Score: 1

    Here is a link that says not only did this go to court but that SCO may be found in contempt of court for not complying.

  95. Hear Hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sydney 2000 ... "best Olypics ever"

    Look what we do about our, sometimes dodgy media ... and it is shown on the Government owned, national TV station :

    Media Watch - top right - real player required unfortunately.

    What is even better .. the host is a journo on un-paid leave from the Sydney Morning Herald, one of the newspapers the show gets into if they do something wrong. I hope he doesn't want his job back in the future ...

    Sometimes our media tries to do the right thing ... here is the answers, and a number of questions, set to the Australian Recording Industry Associate (Oz RIAA), regarding recent survey results ARIA published about file swapping / stealing music.

    ARIA refuses to answer queries about survey

  96. Why not do it back to them??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hello. First of all, I'm not a programmer of any sort (medical registrar in Oz). I've been following this SCO thing with some interest. I was reading in eweek.com that SCO basically wants to draw this thing out (doesn't go to court until 2005) so Linux might die a thousand cuts from drawn out FUD.

    It has been suggested that SCO UNIX might actually contain tainted code from Linux. Surely with all this passion and number of talented ./ people it might be possible to create a competition where the first people to find offending code in SCO UNIX wins a prize or the most number of tainted snippets ("yes!!!.. we have found LOTS of offending code... we'll make it public any day now..." etc)wins the most money, just like the XBox and Linux thing. I'm sure the big Linux companies will help out :)

    I can't comment on how feasible it will be but if this is handled in the media properly, i.e. in a blaze of publicity just like what SCO did and looked half-way organized and leaked media reports at appropriate times, at least it will create FUD for SCO investors. Just a passing thought.

    1. Re:Why not do it back to them??? by trouser · · Score: 1

      It's a good idea, but while I have a copy of the Linux source right here on the very machine I'm using to type this message, I don't have, nor can I easily aquire, a copy of the SCO code.

      Of course if for some reason I found myself in posession of the code which they allege has been copied I'd be spending a whole heap of time diffing and grepping and such like.

      --
      Now wash your hands.
  97. Re: Penguins defending their brethren... by orcrist · · Score: 1

    Um, The Zoo? ;-)

    --
    San Francisco values: compassion, tolerance, respect, intelligence
  98. Seems to me by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

    That all you have to do in the United States to legally get away with extortion is to incorporate...

    Any non corp did the same thing SCaldera is doing, THIS PUBLICALLY, they'd already be under arrest.

    --
    Corporatism != Free Market
  99. Not Evil, just Munchausen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    From: The World of Commander McBragg Lyrics
    This is the World of CEO McBride
    Your hair will curl in the World of McBride.
    He fights monsters galore
    And then asks for still more
    Or so says the brag of McBride.

    When on the hill the marines plant a flag
    They may be led by CEO McBride.
    With a cannon in hand
    He can beat any band
    Or so says the brag of McBride.

    Fencing and fighting and round table knighting
    And slaying of dragons, too.
    Shipping and sailing and great harpoon whaling
    There's nothing McBride can't do.
    Hunting and trapping and gold miner mapping
    And flying to Timbuktu.
    Roping and riding and Indian guiding
    CEO McBride comes through.

    This is the World of CEO McBride
    Your head will whirl in the World of McBride.
    He can do anything
    In his world he's a king
    Or so says the brag of McBride.

  100. Better Business Bureau by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    BBB has anyone filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau since they are a member... if they get enough complaints they can kick the company out.. and that hurts their bottom line..

    1. Re:Better Business Bureau by dentar · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Better Business Bureau is a scam all by itself. They're very useless. Don't bother. Go to the FTC and REAL trade groups instead.

      --
      -- I am. Therefore, I think!
    2. Re:Better Business Bureau by ddavis539 · · Score: 1

      I've looked them up at the Utah BBB, but their account is "being modified" so no complaint information is available at the moment.

  101. If you get a US Nastygram do NOT throw it out by voss · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Instead file a complaint with the
    Federal Trade Commission.
    http://www.ftc.gov and click on
    file a complaint right at the top.
    Tell the FTC that SCO is making demands
    for license fees based on unsubstantiated
    claims. Keep the nastygram as evidence
    for the FTC.

  102. Something funny by Ektanoor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While roaming this /. discussion I occasionally fell into US Copyright office... Once there I decided to search SCO's claim on copyright. Found it, but also I found something more interesting:

    UNIX system V : release 3.0 INTEL 80286/80386 computer version : programmer's guide.

    Searched on the Web for a little more of the book:

    Published - February 1988

    Copyrighted by AT&T and edited by Prentice Hall and Unix Systems Laboratory.

    On its complaint, more specifically on paragraph 35 and 36, SCO lawyers nearly fill the world with tears by claiming that SCO was the sole developer of UNIX for Intel platforms. But they seem to forget that SCO developed its System V Release 3 only a year after USL's work. And that by the time they were releasing their version, USL was already launching Release 4, which 3 years later became Unixware.

    It seems they the mind they have to fill new copyrights and patents is not enough to search those same copyrights and patents...

    BTW. the book can still be found for sale...

  103. Don't get Australian humour do you ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Most Australians are very patriotic, but are pragmatic about it.

    Some examples :

    * Most Australians struggle to remember the first verse of the anthem, let alone know the other three verses, or even that three others exist (at least I think there are three others, of course I don't know the words to them).

    * A significant number of Australian's probably think "Walzing Matilda" is the anthem, not "Advance Australia Fair".

    * We're not sure if we have to stand up or not when the anthem is played. Thankfully, when it is important to stand, there is usually an announcement of "Please stand for the playing of the Australian anthem". Never seen anybody put their hand over their heart while hearing it though.

    * Most Australian's wouldn't care if the flag is burnt or not ... it is just a symbol. I'm not even sure if burning it is illegal or not ... I mean, in an emergency, if the barbie is going to go out, and your snags are going to get cold, anything that burns'll do. The only thing that is supposed to be cold at a barbie is the beer.

    * One of our national heros - Ned Kelly, a bush ranger - was a criminal and murder !

    What makes us different - we _know_ we aren't better than anybody else (well, excepting cricket maybe, running Olympic games, swimming occasionally ...)

    1. Re:Don't get Australian humour do you ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was an excellent post and I concur.

      The other great thing about Aussies comes out when the song "will I ever see your face again" is played.

    2. Re:Don't get Australian humour do you ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * Most Australians struggle to remember the first verse of the anthem, let alone know the other three verses, or even that three others exist (at least I think there are three others, of course I don't know the words to them).

      There were originally 5 verses to "Advance Australia Fair". I think there are only three now that are included in the National Anthem.

      The second starts with "Beneath our Radiant Southern Cross".. which should be dropped.. as (1) its not only ours (NZ, South Africa, Argentina and Chile can all see it too) and (2) You can only see the three brighest stars from Sydney, and four from Melbourne. ie.. more than 1/2 the Australian population can't even see "our" constellation.

      * A significant number of Australian's probably think "Walzing Matilda" is the anthem, not "Advance Australia Fair".

      Yeah.. but they all live in Queensland, and theyve got their own version of the song anyway.

      * Most Australian's wouldn't care if the flag is burnt or not ... it is just a symbol. I'm not even sure if burning it is illegal or not

      Its not illegal (nor should it be in a Democracy), tho they will probably hit you with "disturbing the peace" or something. Anyway. 25% of it is the Union Jack which puts us in the same boat as a whole of lot of coconut growing pacific islands. Get that bloody stain off our flag and maybe people wouldn't burn it so readily.

      * One of our national heros - Ned Kelly, a bush ranger - was a criminal and murderer !

      If he was a septic they'd make him President. Look at Bush's record.

      What makes us different - we _know_ we aren't better than anybody else (well, excepting cricket maybe, running Olympic games, swimming occasionally ...)

      Never rooted an Aussie, have ya? :)

    3. Re:Don't get Australian humour do you ? by brandonY · · Score: 1

      >Most Australians struggle to remember the first
      >verse of the anthem, let alone know the other
      >three verses, or even that three others exist

      Interesting fact about America's anthem, too. It's known so well from ballparks singing the first verse that most people would look at you funny if you implied there was more.

    4. Re:Don't get Australian humour do you ? by tkg · · Score: 1

      I was one of them, so I looked it up, although it seems to me I must have known this way back when. Here's the full text.

      The Star Spangled Banner
      By Francis Scott Key

      Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
      What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
      Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
      O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
      And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
      Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
      Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
      O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

      On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
      Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
      What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
      As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
      Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
      In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
      'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave
      O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

      And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
      That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
      A home and a country should leave us no more!
      Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
      No refuge could save the hireling and slave
      From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
      And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
      O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

      Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
      Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
      Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n rescued land
      Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
      Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
      And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
      And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
      O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

    5. Re:Don't get Australian humour do you ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Interesting fact about America's anthem, too.
      > It's known so well from ballparks singing the
      > first verse that most people would look at you
      > funny if you implied there was more.

      Actually, its the first _chorus_ they sing:

      Katie Casey was base ball mad.
      Had the fever and had it bad;
      Just to root for the home town crew,
      Ev'ry sou Katie blew.
      On a Saturday, he young beau
      Called to see if she'd like to go,
      To see a show but Miss Kate said,
      "No, I'll tell you what you can do."

      "Take me out to the ball game,
      Take me out with the crowd.
      Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack,
      I don't care if I never get back,
      Let me root, root, root for the home team,
      If they don't win it's a shame.
      For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,
      At the old ball game."

      Katie Casey saw all the games,
      Knew the players by their first names;
      Told the umpire he was wrong,
      All along good and strong.
      When the score was just two to two,
      Katie Casey knew what to do,
      Just to cheer up the boys she knew,
      She made the gang sing this song:

      "Take me out to the ball game,
      Take me out with the crowd.
      Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack,
      I don't care if I never get back,
      Let me root, root, root for the home team,
      If they don't win it's a shame.
      For it's one, two, three strikes, your out,
      At the old ball game."

      Author: Jack Norworth ©
      Composer: Albert Von Tilzer
      Published on: 1908, 1927
      Published by: York Music Company

    6. Re:Don't get Australian humour do you ? by hdparm · · Score: 1

      Do you feel The Pain yet?

    7. Re:Don't get Australian humour do you ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Um, I don't know where in the world you're from, but I don't think you're from Australia ... You really have no idea, do you?

      btw - there's only two other verses to "Advance Australia Fair" after the first verse, and the second is not sung these days since it's all about the "discovery" of Australia by Captain Cook, which is a bit politically incorrect these days. (And although I've never met anyone who thinks "Waltzing Matilda" is our anthem, historically it very nearly was - it was the personal choice of both the Prime Minister and the Opposition Leader (Whitlam and Frazer) at the time the choice was made)

      And does *anyone* put their hands over their hearts when they hear their anthem apart from Americans?? It's a pretty bloodly stupid thing to do, isn't it - I've never seen it as a sign of patriotism, but rather as a sign of an imminent heart attack ...

    8. Re:Don't get Australian humour do you ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went to a Catholic school and I shit you not: we had a verse that started "Oh God who made this ancient land, and set it round with sea/Sustain us all who dwell within, one people, strong and free." I forget the rest, which is probably a good thing.

  104. Time to fight fire with fire by salesgeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We need to fight fire with fire at this point. Please as you speak, write or post about the SCO situation use the following terms. They have stronger meaning, and are "stickier" ideas - that is they are more likely to be reproduced:

    * Use the SCO scam to refer to the situation and use extortion letter to refer to correspondence for SCO to a company.

    * always use unproven allegation and unsubstantiated claim before the mentioning copyright.

    * Describe SCO's letter: a letter that demands payment for a product I simply don't use. or this letter is asking me to pay a lot of money, speculating that they might win a lawsuit one day and then come after me. or this letter demands payment without any basis at all!

    * Be quick to point out that Linux was not written by IBM, it was written by individual programmers all over the world.

    * Point out that no industry group, supports SCO's unsubstantiated claims.

    * On SCO's motivation: SCO is failing and is desperate to make money by any means. And, SCO's core product which is being replaced by a more cost-effective solution Finally: SCO is attemting to hijack Linux because their core product can't compete.

    Finally, if you get a letter from SCO, send a copy and a cover letter the situation to your state's attorney general and secretary of state. One state AG or SecState has the budget, resources and clout to pull the plug on the SCO Copyright Scam nationally. Believe me, SCO is not the Tobacco Industry...

    --
    -- $G
    1. Re:Time to fight fire with fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It would be nice is someone put up a letter and an automated way to send it to state's attorney general and secretary of state. I'm sure thousands of linux users would sign it. You know, ask them to make them shut up until they can sustain their claims. Like they did in germany. It would also be nice if it showed in the main page at ./ so that it would really get reader's attention.

  105. my compliments by phrostie · · Score: 1

    my father always told me Aussies were good people.

  106. Mac Bride by jodo · · Score: 2, Funny

    **** For Immediate Release ****

    Las Vegas, July 23, 2004

    Mr Daryl McBride, form CEO of defunct SCO, announced today the opening of his wedding shoppe Mac Bride. "You can't miss it on the strip," McBride said, "Look for the two Golden Circles." "I own the IP, you know."
    McBride wants all his friends, "We'll all easily fit in the chapel, a former MacDonald's location" he said, to come to his grand opening.
    Daryl indicated an IPO would soon follow and he hoped to reap billions in license fees from those selling golden rings to brides and grooms. "It's my trademark and intellectual property now", he said.
    McBride thinks his IPO will rocket further in value when investors learn he is threatening MacDonald's over their use of "golden half rings" as their trademark. "It's half mine," he said.

    --

    "Don't Follow Leaders." Bob Dylan
  107. Hey now... by raehl · · Score: 1

    Don't be pulling that "Real World"(tm) argument out on me. I get my fair share of legal nastygrams unfortunately.

    In the "Real World(tm)", someone might put up a discussion-prompting open-ended post on slashdot too. ;)

    1. Re:Hey now... by LinuxGeek · · Score: 1

      Now that I know you are president of the College Paintball Association and you get plenty of nastygrams, I'm kind of stunned. You were suggesting that people just "throw it out" if they get contacted by SCO, you should know that isn't the smartest move.

      I only brought up the "Real World(tm)" thing because you sounded like a college student that was dispensing advice based on ignorance of dealing with real businesses. Guess I was only wrong about your college student status.

      --

      Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
  108. How Linux can lose by Crashmarik · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This is not a good thing.

    Rather than waiting for SCO to take action. The Australians have played their card early. SCO has now been made aware of a countertactic to their actions and can take appropriate countermeasures.

    What SCO has been doing is the equivalent of tossing explosives into a mine field to detonate the mines. The linux people have been cheerfully blowing up at SCO.

    Let SCO make the mistakes and then hurt them. Believe me if they actually get money from licensing and then are attacked it will cost them a hundred times what they have taken in to defend it.

    1. Re:How Linux can lose by wcdw · · Score: 1

      How does it benefit SCO to have yet another credible player questioning their operations? Even if one assumes that SCO planned for the backlash, *not* getting it only sends an implicit message to John Q. Public that everyone thinks it's ok. *THAT's* frightening.

      The entire affair smells *highly* of SPAM/SCAM, and the more people who say so, the better.

      Also, the latest inquiry can hardly be laid at the door of "the linux people", unless you number the Aussie gov't amongst them. And if you do, what does that say for Linux?

      I see no reason to let the ignorant masses pump the stock ever higher, so that in the end, nobody at SCO cares about the lawsuit -- only about how much they sold their stock for.

      --
      If you're not living on the edge, you're just taking up space!
  109. If you go to Red Hat.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a letter about SCO, it basically tells all that SCO is full of vaporware.

  110. however by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there really is their code in the kernel ( and they have no legal or good reason to make that "publicaly known"). Then SCO's argument and tactic is very legal in many countries.

  111. Re:EvilKarma! by matlhDam · · Score: 2, Funny

    Having FreeBSD above Linux could cause flame wars, though. In order to avert any such problems, I'd suggest using something less emotional. Why not have vi as the highest karma entry and emacs as the lowest?

  112. Someone mod the parent up by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 1

    it may be slightly off topic, but the reference to the paintball industry getting squeezed is something that we ought to know about, also.

  113. No!, Don't do that!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're liable to get a nasty rash in a very sensitive spot from chemicals in the ink and paper!!!!

  114. Parphrasing the Hollywood Bowl... by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

    Bruce: SCO's case is like making love on a manure pile.
    McBride: Making love on a manure pile?
    Bruce: It's fucking close to shit!

    --
    R: That voice. Where have I heard that voice before? B: In about 365 other episodes. But I don't know who it is either.
  115. My FTC complaint by div_2n · · Score: 1

    The SCO Group has made unsubstantiated allegations about IBM and the GNU/Linux (Linux) operating system concerning alleged intellectual property and copyright issues via a contract between IBM and The SCO Group. In the process they are threatening legal action against companies using the GNU/Linux operating system unless they pay for a license for their software.

    My company uses the GNU/Linux operating system and as yet have not been contacted by The SCO Group. However, their actions are disrupting our business flow as we try to ascertain the implications of their threats.

    I urge you to investigate their current practice of making legal threats and demanding money from companies based on as yet unsubstantiated allegations concerning an ongoing legal battle of which those companies are not involved nor party to the contract in question.

    Thank you.

  116. We need to get the message out... by Cletus+the+yokel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because SCO sure is. Evety ounce of FUD SCO can generate, every column inch they can get in the press without clear and credible rebuttal makes their clais more credible in the eyes of the PHB. The Laura Didios and Charles Coopers of this world are making SCO's job easier by lending an air of legitimacy to this farce. The press in general have NOT been doing a good job of presenting the true facts of this case, and often print SCO's assertions about UNIX ownership, among other lies and half-truths, as given. The mainstream press needs to be cahllenged to dig deeper into, for example, the likelihood that this is actually a 'pump-and-dump' scam: Thousands of shares issued at $0.001 in January now being sold en masse at $10. This is easily verified and I've seen it on Slashdot and some other sites, but the story has not broken out to the mainstream press. If the above were to break in, say, Forbes, CNN/Money, Motley Fool, etc., there would be an immediate effect
    - SCO stock valuation would implode
    - There would be an SEC investigation
    - The whole SCO drama would gring to a quick and ugly stop.

    So I urge everyone to write letters to the editor, call the paper, do whatever it takes to get the truth out. No screeds, no overblown rhetoric or anti-SCO insults, just clearly, coherently, and as objectively lay out the facts in this case. SCO has been trying this case in the courts of public opinion. So can we.

    --
    Wanted: One witty yet thought provoking .sig - Apply here.
    1. Re:We need to get the message out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would add that helping reporters understand some of the complexities of the issues involved can be very constructive.

  117. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's a resident of the US. He lives and works in the US. It's where he and his family have made their home.
    I'd much sooner call RMS an alien :-)

  118. SCO Clean Sweep by xcomm · · Score: 1

    1)
    Don't write to your senator, either write to your MC Donalds & Co. representatives.
    One way to hurt this SCO bastards would be to put public pressure and complaints at there last costumers.
    (e.g. MC Donalds should have a high level ov awareness on costumer protest as they are familiar with this.)

    2)
    A more funny way would be what I readed from fyodor in the nmap changelog.

    'o Added a new classification system to nmap-os-fingerprints. In addition to the standard text description,
    each entry is now classified by vendor name (e.g. Sun), underlying OS (e.g. Solaris), OS generation (e.g. 7),
    and device type ("general purpose", router, switch, game console, etc).
    This can be useful if you want to (say) locate and eliminate the SCO systems on a network ,
    or find the wireless access points (WAPs) by scanning from the wired side.'
    (empathized by me) nmap changelog

    Regards

  119. My complaint by delcielo · · Score: 1

    While I initially felt this matter should simply work itself out in court, it appears to me that recent announcements by The SCO Group have crossed the line from publicity and/or advocacy to something close to extortion.

    The FTC is no doubt familiar with The SCO Group's lawsuit with IBM. Although no claims have been proven, and no evidence offered to back their claims, The SCO Group have sent letters to companies warning them of The SCO Group's intent to push these claims, and of the companies' exposure to liability regarding the use of the Linux operating system.

    They have also recently announced that they will offer these companies a SCO license to use Linux, for a price, that will absolve them of any present or past wrongdoing with regards to SCO's alleged Linux intellectual property issues.

    So, though they've proven nothing in court and have offered no evidence to the public, SCO is telling companies that if they use Linux they are liable to SCO, and that they can remove that liability by purchasing a SCO license.

    This seems very close to extortion to me.

    Thank you for your time and attention.

    --
    Hot Damn! It's the Soggy Bottom Boys!
  120. My E-mail from SCO. Ironic Nigerian scam? by usurper_ii · · Score: 3, Funny

    It is funny the Australian group mentioned that it was like a Nigerian net scam. I got this e-mail from SCO quite some time ago:

    ----- Original Message -----
    From: Darl McBride
    Sent: Saturday, May 31, 2003 12:05 PM
    Subject: URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL

    ATTN: MANAGING DIRECTOR/C.E.O

    LINDON, UTAH

    REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

    First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. This by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and 'top secret'. You have been recommended by an associate who assured me in confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of great magnitude involving a pending business transaction requiring maximum confidence.

    We are top officials of SCO Group (formerly Caldera International -- Nasdaq: SCOX) who are interested in obtaining your services. We are presently in negotiations in a business deal we feel will be quite lucrative. Since we may leave the country quietly in the middle of the night, in order to commence this business transaction, we solicit your assistance to enable us to transfer a large sum of money into your account to hold until further arrangements can be made.

    The source of this fund is as follows: We have leveraged IP that we originally thought belonged to our company in order to solicit a rather large monetary investment by the company Microsoft. We have in turn sued IBM for contractual violations and IP violations, as well as sending out thousands of threatening letters to various corporations and Linux vendors, in a move carefully designed to drive up our stock and put us in a position for our company to be purchased simultaneously. You see, this is a carefully executed plan modeled after what some might call, "a house of cards." We hope very much that we will collect from all parties involved, sell our stock before it tanks, and head for some fun in the sun, IF all goes as planned.

    However, by virtue of our position as members of the SCO Group, we cannot acquire this money in our names.I have therefore, been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues of the panel to look for an overseas partner into whose account we would transfer the sum of US $21,500,000.00 (Twenty One Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) Hence we are writing you this letter.

    We have agreed to share the money thus:

    1. 20% for the Account owner (you)
    2. 70% for us (The officials)
    3. 10% to be used in settling taxation and all local
    and foreign expenses.

    It is from the 70% that we wish to commence the importation business.

    Please, note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope to commence the transfer latest seven (7)banking days from the date of the receipt of the following information below

    (a)company name and Beneficiary of account (b) Your Personal TeL. Number and Fax Number
    (c) Bank account/Sort/ABA/Routing numbers were the funds will be transferred to
    (d) Your Bankers Address, Telephone and Fax Number.

    The above information will enable us write letters of claim and job description respectively. This way we will use your company's name to cover our paper trail. We are looking forward to doing this business with you and solicit your confidentiality in this transaction.Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter using the above tel/fax number. I will bring you into the complete picture of this pending project when I have heard from you.

    Your faithfully,

    1. Re:My E-mail from SCO. Ironic Nigerian scam? by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

      I gotta steal this one
      ROFLMAO

      --
      Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. Will Rogers
  121. time to dump SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's time to dump SCO. Drop their UseNet news groups. Don't accept email from SCO. Don't accept requests from SCO browsers. Drop support for SCO operating systems in OSS applications..

    1. Re:time to dump SCO by xcomm · · Score: 1

      Yeap - first I will do this for the bunch of Web sites I'm responsible. Regards, Jan

  122. IBM or Utah by MuParadigm · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Given Bush's electoral strategy, he might be more interested in making Utah happy than IBM. I mean, he knows he's got zero chance of winning New York, and he doesn't seem particularly worried about screwing us. Hell, we're still waiting for the post-9/11 money he promised us.

    1. Re:IBM or Utah by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting about the collateral damage. A win for SCO pretty much help's SCO to the detrimint of everyone else but Microsoft. Even Sun doesn't even really win if SCO does. A SCO win would tarnish Unix in general and undermine all of the recent Unix growth against NT that has occured lately.

      Sun is far better off competing against Linux than Microsoft.

      Then again, Bush isn't likely to win California either.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  123. me too by GodWasAnAlien · · Score: 1

    For several months SCO/Caldera has been in litigation with IBM alleging that IBM put misappropriate SCO source code into Linux.

    SCO's claims have been unsubstantiated in court, and SCO has not attempted to contact Linux kernel maintainers to have any source code in question removed. In fact, SCO's website still contains the full source code of Linux with the public licence to modify and use (GPL) intact.

    SCO has continued to submit unsubstantiated claims to the press in apparent attempt to discredit Linux.

    In Germany, SCO received an injunction against it, in which they can no long claim IP rights to the Linux kernel. SCO's web site has been shut down in Germany.

    Now SCO, with no proof given, is attempting to extort Linux customers into purchasing UnixWare Licenses as a payment for protection against SCO litigation. Below is the SCO quote from the news release.

    "Any business running commercial Linux that buys a UnixWare license would be held harmless against any past copyright violations, and for any future use of Linux in a run-only, binary format"

    I believe that this shows that SCO is trying to extort millions of Linux customers into paying for a license, without giving specific proof of the allegation.

    I urge the FTC to investigate the extortive behavior of SCO, as this behavior threatens to damage thousands of companies that depend on and develop for Linux.

  124. [Spam] filter SCO emails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now all the companies that uses Linux should add the following to their spam filter.
    ...
    if(email.toString().contins("SCO")) {
    sendEmail(email.getRelpyAddress(), myEmailAddress, "RE: "+email.getSubjectLine(),"<h1>fsck off!!</h1>\n<br><br><hr>"+email.getBody());
    email = null;
    }
    ...

  125. Good for them!!!!! by chadm1967 · · Score: 0

    Good for them! I'm hoping this begins to happen all over the world.

  126. Everyone reckons Aussies drink a lot of beer by hayden · · Score: 1
    Vegemite is one step further.

    For those who don't know, vegemite is made from beer waste.

    --
    Nerd: Derogatory term typically directed at anybody with a lower Slashdot ID than you.
    1. Re:Everyone reckons Aussies drink a lot of beer by jimmyharris · · Score: 1

      As (nearly) any Australian knows, there is nothing better for a hangover than Vegemite.

      Vegemite is a by product of beer (i.e. it is taken out during the production). Therefore after drinking a lot of beer you feel bad simply because you are lacking the by product which was removed during production.

      Conclusion? Eating Vegemite fixes hangovers.

  127. Re:Good job! No, EXCELLENT, SUPERB job! :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I've often thought the Canadian government should get off its rear end and do something constructive for a change.

    I've been emailing some provincial politicians about articles concerning the use of linux in government/education. (I tend to concentrate on liberals, since I think the conservative ilk are as hopeless as Bush et al.)

    Specifically,

    START QUOTE:
    "
    Thank you for providing all this information. If there is any more, I would
    be pleased to see it.

    Tim

    Tim Shortill
    Office of Gerard Kennedy
    Official Opposition Education Critic
    (416) 325-2884

    Tim_Shortill@ontla.ola.org
    "
    END OF QUOTE

    Feel free to email him any links/articles that delineate benefits of open source, etc.

  128. OH YAH BABY!` by Namaseit · · Score: 1

    Aussies sticking it to that little fucker SCO. Hehe

    --
    75% of all statistics are made up!
  129. Right, but wrong in this case by ashitaka · · Score: 1

    When they Linux User's group held the demo outside of SCO's headquarters and let themselves be shown with Darl's arms around them you got the classic case of what you are referring to.

    However, in this case we have the controlled informing of the correct authorities.

    --
    If you don't want to repeat the past, stop living in it.
  130. Know your enemy! by NerdlyMcGeek · · Score: 0

    The Latter Saints (Mormons) LDS = Angel Investors = Canopy Group = SCO Are the Juice behind this scam!

  131. Re:Good job! BTW, Linux in Cdn gov, et al. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Errr...ummm...

    I run a network of Linux computers and serveral servers in a Canadian high school. We're part of the government...(Ministry of Education).

    Check out case studies of schools around the world (and known Canadian schools) using Linux at:

    casestudy.seul.org

  132. Juries not problem, Judges are. by noldrin · · Score: 3, Insightful
    One of the major problems is that the US has been working to strip the power to acquit from juries. For as long as english law set foot in this country til very recently a jury could acquit for any reason. If they felt the law was stupid or the plantifs claims were asinine, they could simply acquit, and this has been held up several times by the supreme court. This is also what brought down such things as prohibition as no jury would convict so the police stopped bothering to arrest.

    Unfortunately it was also ruled that judges don't have to tell juries this and in fact can tell them the exact opposite, that the case has to be decided only on the facts in front of them. Some judges have even taken to jailing juries who acquit in ways they don't like.

    Visit FIJA for more info.

    1. Re:Juries not problem, Judges are. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our justice system is in serious need of change.

      Some places in the US elect their judges. Maybe they ALL should be subject to election by the local folks.

      Just don't throw out the baby with the bathwater; our system overall compared with other systems is both better in some ways AND worse in others. Lets try to keep the good stuff.

      We HAVE 50 states; 50 different test labs to try out new variations. In California the people can by petition and vote put in new laws directly, bypassing the legislature. Surely if American laws can be improved, we the people can incrementaly find and implement those improvements.

      A nagging feeling persists in me tho that our laws are as good as they get GIVEN HUMAN NATURE and natural variation in genetic gifts. Remember, half the people have an IQ less than 100 (by definition).

    2. Re:Juries not problem, Judges are. by sn00ker · · Score: 1
      Some places in the US elect their judges. Maybe they ALL should be subject to election by the local folks.
      How about none of them be subject to election? If you're elected, you need to campaign. Campaigns cost money. Look at what's happened to the US government for a perfect example of how campaign contributions pervert due process.
      --
      "God, root, what is difference?" - Pitr, userfriendly
  133. let's bleed SCO dry... slowly & painfully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    U know.. I was wondering.. even if SCO wins againts IBM... if every Linux user filed a lawsuit against SCO.. even if we dont't all win.. SCO would still have to spend a HUGE amount of money to defend it self against every user.. up to a point when the company is either destroyed.. or bankupt.. think about it.. IF every linux home & corporate user files a lawsuite againt SCO they can't possibly have that muchmoney in the bank! besides economically it won't be worth it!

  134. A Spider Robinson fan? by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    Many hands make light work...

    --
    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
  135. Humbug by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1

    One just has to make sure one isn't worth sueing

    Ive been sued twice & both times they gave in when they realised I had no income that could be garnished & what they thought were my assets (bar a old unregisted rusty Leyland V8 car cum toolshed/junk accumalator) were all in the name of relatives.

    Actually I do have a block of land in northern Tasmania (paid using cash), but there were some mistakes in the paper work, meaning 2 spelling mistakes in my name & my birthdate being 10 years out. Mind you if one bought a block of land today, I someone doubt it would be as easy to get away with have such irregularities in one's paperwork, even in Tasmania.

  136. Re:EvilKarma! by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

    +1, Funny!

    --
    Acts of massive stupidity are almost never covered by warranty. --me.
  137. formerly at the Montreal Biodome by mks113 · · Score: 1
    At the Biodome in Montreal they used to have that problem. I see that they no longer have polar bears in their "polar world" ecosystem.

    I know they lost a few penguins in the early years to bears, and that was pretty unique.

  138. Not if they can't serve a sumons by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1

    Because one is uncontactable &/or going by a pseudonym

  139. Competition Bureau in Canada by wrecked · · Score: 1

    http://www.cb-bc.gc.ca From an article on the site: "Consumers who suspect they have been the victim of deceptive telemarketing practices or who want information on the application of the Competition Act, should contact the Bureau's Information Centre at 1 800 348-5358, or visit our Web site at www.cb-bc.gc.ca. The Competition Bureau is an independent law enforcement agency that ensures all Canadians enjoy the benefits of a competitive economy. It oversees the application of the Competition Act, the Consumer Packaging and Labelling Act, the Textile Labelling Act and the Precious Metals Marking Act. For media enquiries, please contact: Maureen McGrath Senior Communications Advisor Communications Branch (819) 953-8982, or (613) 296-2187 (cell) For general enquiries, please contact: Information Centre Competition Bureau 1 800 348-5358 "

  140. File FTC compaint against SCO by FatAssBastard · · Score: 0

    You can find the online complaint form here.

    To fill out the form, here is SCO's information:

    The SCO Group
    355 South 520 West
    Suite 100
    Lindon, Utah 84042 USA
    801-765-4999 phone
    801-765-1313 fax

    Anyone who uses Linux is threatened by SCO and should file a complaint. I just filed mine, you should file yours too!

    --
    /.: why the hell am I here?
  141. This is a feint... by paj1234 · · Score: 1

    ...to help their claim against IBM.

    To use an analogy, imagine Kentucky Fried Chicken "licenced" their secret recipe to Chicken Delight. Chicken Delight then gave the secret recipe to a cooking magazine!

    Kentucky would argue in court, "we licenced our secret recipe and they misappropriated it, so we have lost money". This might succeed. Did the defendant accept the secret? Yes. Did they agree to keep it secret? Yes. Did it end up published? Yes. All this would be quite straighforward in court.

    Next there would be the tricky bit. There would be the question of how much the loss was worth and how much should be the compensation. A good way to make the loss appear bigger would be to set about suing all people using the (formerly) secret recipe, if not actually doing that for practical reasons.

    In the real case, this question will probably never be answered because IBM will simply ensure that SCO runs out of legal money first.

  142. GO AUSSIES! by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

    They should also use the fact that Rambus used a similar deceptive method and got burned.

  143. there is an election coming here too by ratfynk · · Score: 1
    I am talking about employement in business other than internet IT or government. My wife has to teach the MS interface and in house intranet interfaces to over 100 employees, she is in charge of user training. You have about as much chance of getting them to learn OSS office tools as teaching pigs to fly.

    As there is an election coming here we would not want to rock the M$ institutionalised gravy boat too much. The business people might not grease the wheels of a polititian that squeaks and grunts about keeping IT spending down!

    --
    OH THE SHAME I fell off the wagon and use sigs again!
  144. shhh! by twitter · · Score: 1
    That was May 30th. Today is...almost two months later. No affidavit or testimony. And apparently they weren't even planning on using code as evidence.

    Shhh! Two weeks is supposed to be longer they you can remember. Don't tell anyone!

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  145. Aussie Pub Rock by trib · · Score: 1

    Actually, the song is "Am I Ever Gonna See your Face Again", by the Angels. One of the great Aussie pub-rock bands of the late 70s and 80s. Unfortunately, they never achieved the recognition that, say, Australian Crawl or Cold Chisel managed. Weird thing about Aussie pub bands - front men often not Aussies. Doc Neeson from the Angels and Jimmy Barnes from Chisel are both Scots, Colin Hay from Aussie Crawl was a Pom (if I remember right).

    Self-censoring (as I assume most of the Yanks and Brits wouldn't understand or like the swearing)...

    Absolutely Not!
    Please go away.
    No really, please go away NOW!

    1. Re:Aussie Pub Rock by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

      It's not" Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport ?

      --
      Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. Will Rogers
  146. The Game They Play in Heaven by trib · · Score: 1

    Bloody Kiwis!

    Eddie Jones is sending me mad at the moment. WTF is he doing choosing Noriega at Tight-head? Choosing two open-sides for Friday's Bledisloe game is a scary and brave option.
    I can but hope that the new, skin-tight All Black jerseys strangle your back line.
    Not to mention the fact that you have to choose an Aussie as your backup scrum-half.

    1. Re:The Game They Play in Heaven by hdparm · · Score: 1
      Not to mention the fact that you have to choose an Aussie as your backup scrum-half.

      That's about the only thing that worries me at the moment, actually. Marshall is too slow - allows for a lot of pressure on Carlos and then wings don't get all the space they would if Stevie was half-back.

      Smith's gonna be used at lineouts?!?

    2. Re:The Game They Play in Heaven by trib · · Score: 1

      Yes, Smith is going to be jumping... Eddie Jones is talking him up big time. It's going to be an interesting experiment...

  147. Hmmmmm by badman99 · · Score: 0

    Personally I don't think we forget the words to the national anthem. It's more that we are too pissed to be able to pronounce it correctly..... Is Poo-Poo One Word Or Two ? (Homer Simpson)

  148. Act Like Canada Matters Day by badman99 · · Score: 0

    Isn't today international act like Canada matters day ?

  149. Re:Patriotism Sux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do cruise missiles find targets in this part of the world without Australian help?
    How many US vs Oz casualties per head sent to the Gulf/Vietnam/Korea/Pacific/Europe ? Choke on a bone Rambo

  150. Re: Penguins defending their brethren... by Kalak · · Score: 1

    Take a look at the MIT and others / RIAA article. I'd like to see SCO take on a state governent, or a local school system with big friends. Schools, especially higher ed, use linux. Most don't have to turn a profit, and they have lawyers. State schools have lots of lawyers, Atourney Generals, etc. Come on SCO, take on MIT! Go for Florida State! Heck, come on down to my school. I believe I'm covered by the state's legal umbrella, and we've got linux boxes. (At home, I can just go to BSD if I want to. Heck, I'm on a BSD now - OS X.)

    --
    I am, and always will be, an idiot. Karma: Coma (mostly effected by .hack)
  151. Org. opposition model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Consider how successful moveon.org has been. Learn from what they have done.

    Enby in Waltham

  152. EFF Needs to Start Class Action Fraud/Libel Suit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The Electronic Freedom Foundation has lawyers. Many of them respect open source software, linux, pgp etc.

    The EFF needs to start a class action lawsuit against SCO now on the behalf of any of the software engineers who have every contributed to Linux. I've made some ipchains contributions and some libc contributions. I say we drain this puss-filled SCO zit now.

    Where can we get a list of all the contributors? Lets get the EFF moving. I've had it with the crap. If we let it go on, the pointy haired middle managers might start believing this BS.

  153. SCO: the final illness by solprovider · · Score: 1

    In the beginning, SCO was suing IBM for contract violation about reusing code that was developed for AIX. Linux was mentioned as the beneficiary of the code reuse.

    The FUD was when SCO made noise about how Linux violated their copyrights. None of their press releases made sense, but they were designed to make management have doubt about whether Linux was a good thing. This is when MS made their donation. Yes, it caused Uncertainty and Doubt, but mostly it cause Laughter.

    Then SCO threatened 1500 big companies that using Linux without paying SCO was naughty. That was the beginning of the Fear stage. We all feared that a couple of those companies were going to sue SCO for unfounded accusations.

    Now SCO has forgotten about suing companies that can fight back, and is asking donations from the little companies. You can can call this "baseless extortion", but it is the same process that every charity uses: "Give to us and you'll feel good." It even comes off the taxes (as a "business expense" which is better than a "charitable donation"!)

    The downside of this "charity" is that they have administrative costs approaching 100% of donations. None of the money ever goes near someone deserving for contributions to Unix. I would suggest contributing if they had promised to give even 10% of the gross to people like Linus Torvalds.

    I mention Mr. Torvalds because his "Linux" has brought Unix into the limelight. Without him, companies would be running Microsoft non-operations systems, or going to IBM, Sun, or HP for the little known Unix operating system. Nobody would even remember SCO if it was not for Mr. Torvalds' contributions to society. SCO owes him a big thank-you, and money is a great way to say thank-you. I am certain Mr. Torvalds would appreciate it.

    My point was that it was not extortion when this story started. The names we call SCO have changed as their actions have become more and more unconnected to the world. It is quite possible that the entire management staff of SCO has rabies and will need to be put down. But we live in a great company, I mean country, and you cannot kill a man until you see the slobber and drool, and either take him to court or a doctor. Good luck SCO, I hope you get well soon.

    [Funeral arrangements are being handled by IBM. Send flowers care of the McBride estate.]

    --
    I spend my life entertaining my brain.