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  1. Re:For bonus points on Doug Lowenstein on Game Censorship · · Score: 1

    It's not for *bonus* points, it's an integral part of the quote! In fact, it's the best part! The quote is about 0.2 times as funny without it!

    Marge: Thank you, Doctor. Whenever the wind whistles through the leaves, I'll think of your name: Lowenstein... Lowenstein...

    Dr. Zweig: My name is Zweig.

    Marge: [whispers] Lowensein...


    Simpsons philistines.

  2. Been there, done that... on On Licenses That Should Be Made Into Games · · Score: 1

    It wasn't bad, as I recall:

    http://www.lemon64.com/games/details.php?ID=2194

  3. Re:Nitro? on Nintendo DS Actually Nintendo Nitro? · · Score: 5, Informative

    I believe SP stands for Special Project, which was the internal working name at Nintendo. Apparently, they decided that it was good enough for the real thing.

    Similarly, I think they should stick with DS as a name for the new system. It means something (Dual Screen, in case ya didn't know), unlike "Nitro" which doesn't mean anything, sounds stupid, and conveys an impression of dangerously high velocity.

  4. Re:Why shell? on Wicked Cool Shell Scripts · · Score: 5, Informative
    Because:

    (i) Many people, like myself, don't know perl, and don't see the point in learning when shell scripts are perfectly adequate for their purposes.

    (ii) Sometimes it's just easier. viz. this quote from bash.org:
    <Jon^D> I had to cat 8-9 seperate quote files, compare each line in each of them to make sure there weren't any duplicates then sort
    <Jon^D> I wrote a nasty perl script to get it donw
    <Jon^D> and it didn't work very well
    <skank> cat quote*.txt |sort |uniq
  5. Rambling memories on Vintage Athletes' Fame Lives On In Videogames · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have vague memories of Jordan versus Bird on the Sega Megadrive (Genesis, for the Americans among you). As I recall, it was a terrible collection of basketball related minigames, and definitely not a candidate for a second rental.

    The one sports personality I remember fondly (and, I must admit, solely) through his digital incarnation is Daley Thompson, the game being Daley Thompson's Supertest on the Commodore 64. It was just a decathlon type game, ten events, three lives, you know the deal. But it obviously made quite an impression on me, because I still clearly remember all of the events, from the pistol shooting (you could move the cursor down and left, but not up or right) to the incredibly frustrating giant slalom, which I never did get the hang of.

    Anyway, I've rambled enough. Maybe I'll see if i can dig my c64 out of the attic, and have a few games of Wizball, and Ricochet while I'm at it. (Yes, I have an emulator, but it's just not the same, is it?)

  6. Re:Fear the tradition on Videogames Make Traditional Super Bowl Predictions · · Score: 1

    You know, it's bad luck to be superstitious.

  7. Re:Gamespy at it again? on Top Ten Handhelds That Didn't Make It? · · Score: 1

    Speaking as a Game Gear owner, the gg was never a serious competitor for the Gameboy. Sure, it had the advantage of a colour display, but this was far outweighed by its disadvantages, ie its battery life (lives slightly longer than a mayfly!) and size (slightly smaller than a camel!).

  8. Um... on OQO Ultra-Portable Impresses At CES · · Score: 2, Funny

    I didn't get to see all the photos before it got slashdotted, but I don't think it accepts that kind of input...

  9. Re:This is BRILLIANT on Breakey Elevates Key Wrestling To Artform · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Obtain regular, plastic, breakey.
    2. Fashion exact replica in carbon steel, thinly coated with plastic to avert suspicion.
    3. Profit!!!

    (Disclaimer: Profit may be in the form of broken plastic keys and crying children.)

  10. I'd hit it! on Swedish Student Partly Solves 16th Hilbert Problem · · Score: 5, Funny

    Uh, sorry. Thought I was on fark for a second.

    Seriosly though, a hot Swedish mathematician? That's so much like my dreams it's scary.

  11. Re:A few (~10) years ago on New Heinlein Novel · · Score: 1

    Are you referring to "The Carpet People"? If so, that wasn't simply republished, it was extensively rewritten. As the introduction (approximately) put it, "this book was co-written by Terry Pratchett, aged 17, and Terry Pratchett, aged 42".

    Also, it was neither naff nor an obvious ripoff of "The Hobbit".

  12. Barry!? on Friendster Fights Fakesters · · Score: 0

    Is that you?

  13. Bioware's website on Star Wars - KOTOR Rated, Raved · · Score: 3, Funny
    I love the poll on Bioware's website:

    Have you ordered Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic online?
    • Yes! I can't wait!
    • Not yet, but I will!
    • No, I'll buy it at the store!


    That's Pure Comedy Gold(TM).
  14. I think Barbara Gamow said it best: on Solar Sail Will Work, says Planetary Society · · Score: 2, Funny


    "Your years of toil,"
    Said Ryle to Hoyle,
    "Are wasted years, believe me.
    The steady state
    Is out of date
    Unless my eyes deceive me,
    My telescope
    Has dashed your hope;
    Your tenets are refuted
    Let me be terse
    Our Universe
    Grows daily more diluted!"
    Said Hoyle, "You quote
    Lemaître, I note,
    And Gamow. Well forget them!
    That errant gang
    And their Big Bang-
    Why aid them and abet them?
    You see, my friend,
    It has no end
    And there was no beginning,
    As Bondi, Gold
    And I will hold
    Until our hair is thinning!"

  15. Re:damn the science on Nobel Prize Winners on Sci-Fi Flicks · · Score: 2, Informative

    So even though, the whole idea of the virus getting transmitted to humans was insane, I didn't care.

    You find the idea of a virus being transmitted from other primates to humans insane? Maybe I'm misunderstanding you; if so, I apologise. I haven't seen the movie, but from reading the review this seems like one of its least unrealistic aspects. Cross-species viral infection is quite common, and the primate-human jump has been made by, for example, the ebola virus.

  16. Re:Seconded on A Game of Thrones · · Score: 1

    Yeah yeah, "Song of Ice and Fire", not "Fire and Ice". I know. C'mon, who proofs their posts, anyway?

  17. Seconded on A Game of Thrones · · Score: 3, Informative

    Martin is an excellent writer, and the Song of FIre and Ice series in particular is highly reccommended.

    One aspect of his writing I particularly like is the moral ambiguity of his characters. There are no clear-cut "good guys" and "bad guys". What bad guys there are are sympathetic characters, and have understandable motives, and the good guys aren't your typical fantasy heroes. They're human, they have a dark side, and they don't always do the right thing.

    All in all, if you're a fan of the genre, you won't be disappointed, and even if you're not he's well worth checking out.

  18. Coming Autumn 2003 on High Speed Travelator · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's been sent back through time on a mission: to move between different locations!

    Arnold Schwarzenegger is... "The Travelator".

  19. Re:discriminatory? on Anti-Spam Webforms Leave Out The Blind · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not for one moment suggesting that sites like /. that use this techniqe are discriminating deliberately against blind people. However, regardless of your intention, if you set up your service in such a way that a certain group of people are unable to use it, you are discriminating against that group. That's what the word means.

    And yes, perhaps you're not financially or legally responsible. But I think you have a moral obligation to improve your authentication method to prevent this kind of discrimination.

  20. Case in point: on Anti-Spam Webforms Leave Out The Blind · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's probably worth pointing out that the /. account signup employs just such a technique.

    And yes, I can see how this can be viewed as discriminatory, but the problem of devising an alternative is far from trivial.

  21. Garret? on GameFAQs Second Annual Character Battle · · Score: 2, Funny

    No Garret, from the Thief series? Maybe he's hiding in the shadows.

  22. Re:wow, bug-city! on Mozilla 1.4 Released · · Score: 1

    At least this is the FIRST time a Mozilla release has actually NOT decided to make itself the default browser in spite of my always telling it not to. One bug fixed, yay! :)

    Not quite, at least for me. Mozilla didn't make itself the default browser, but it did change my default from Firebird to IE, which I didn't appreciate.