You may be true, but at the end of the day you're the Genius Sysadmin who everybody thinks is hung like a mammal ten times your weight, so quit bitching.
Mark me flamebait if you wanna, you know I've got a point. . .
That would require business sense, entrepreneurship and intelligence. These people on the other hand, think that 50 Cent is the pinnacle of musical brilliance.
My three year-old daughter loves Futurama. Her favorite character? Bender, naturally.
Bender. Bender Bending Rodriguez. The whoring, hard drinking, foul-mouthed bending robot. I put the over/under at 3 months past her 18th birthday when she first dances on a brass pole for dollar bills.
But put on a T-shirt saying "Osama rules !", go stand next to where the World Trade Center used to be, and start giving Al-Qaida recruitment leaflets to everyone passing by. Let's see how long you'll walk free.
That loss of freedom would not result from free speech infringement by the government, but by a good old fashioned New York beatdown by private citizens.
I'm sure it's already been said, but the Hindenburg's fire wasn't from the hydrogen, at least not beyond the initial flash. The lightweight silk skin sealed with a highly flammable, magnesium-powder-based lacquer was the stuff that caused the catastrophic, morbidly awesome pictures you see.
Apparently the cellular providers can't be bothered with fancy new technology like batteries, generators and UPSes.
I don't know how much power it takes to keep a cell tower active, but if my memory serves me correctly, the antenna has to be cooled to something like -100 degrees C. Now, IANAHVACE (Heating, Ventilation, Air Conditioning Engineer), but I would guess that it would take a metric buttload of power to keep something that cool. The logistics of UPS systems for cell towers is crazy.
If your vision is realized, then countries are just meta-corporations with no alleigence to their own citizens. In that case, do you think anybody will be dumb enough to join the military in their defense?
I'd join up to get the cushy desk job at Halliburton after 8 years of paper-pushing way back from the front lines.
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Eh, no. They're just the people who play AD&D for multiple hours a day.
. . .a friend of mine recently completed a 725 mile race across France. . .
And I found the flaw in your logic that nullifies your argument to true, red-stated 'mer'cans.
/hur hur duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
True but ultimately meaningless rant
You may be true, but at the end of the day you're the Genius Sysadmin who everybody thinks is hung like a mammal ten times your weight, so quit bitching.
Mark me flamebait if you wanna, you know I've got a point. . .
I listen to porno soundtracks. Easy listening and funk (in more ways than one) all the way baby!
That would require business sense, entrepreneurship and intelligence. These people on the other hand, think that 50 Cent is the pinnacle of musical brilliance.
My three year-old daughter loves Futurama. Her favorite character? Bender, naturally.
Bender. Bender Bending Rodriguez. The whoring, hard drinking, foul-mouthed bending robot. I put the over/under at 3 months past her 18th birthday when she first dances on a brass pole for dollar bills.
So, now where can I get a genetic evaluation for my girlfriend and I
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!?!?!?!?
But put on a T-shirt saying "Osama rules !", go stand next to where the World Trade Center used to be, and start giving Al-Qaida recruitment leaflets to everyone passing by. Let's see how long you'll walk free.
That loss of freedom would not result from free speech infringement by the government, but by a good old fashioned New York beatdown by private citizens.
Soon enough automatic facial recognition will be connected to all the CCTV's around and you will be trackable just for being visible.
I can see it now:
The headline from the May 2010 issue of Modern Crackpot:
Burqas, the New Tin Foil Hat?
Tomorrow: file-traders are non-legal enemy combatants, and can be jailed offshore and tortured?
So, you are saying that torture isn't occuring now? I consider teh buttsecks from Bubba the 300 lb cellmate to be torture, but that's just me.
Crossbreed a rhino with a donkey.
I think I saw that in a Tiajuana bar once. . .
I'm sure it's already been said, but the Hindenburg's fire wasn't from the hydrogen, at least not beyond the initial flash. The lightweight silk skin sealed with a highly flammable, magnesium-powder-based lacquer was the stuff that caused the catastrophic, morbidly awesome pictures you see.
In other news: Jamaica plans to build world's largest soccerball!
And by soccerball you mean spliff, right?
It would all be utility grade, only fit for consumption by U.S. Troops and 3rd-world refugees.
. . .they create far more death, destruction, and misery in the world than Microsoft can or will ever do.
You obviously were not a network admin when Windows 98 SE was released.
It's refreshing to see Xena let her penis hang out the bottom of her skirt!
Yeah, I said it. Mark it flamebait.
You know I'm right though.
Apparently the cellular providers can't be bothered with fancy new technology like batteries, generators and UPSes.
I don't know how much power it takes to keep a cell tower active, but if my memory serves me correctly, the antenna has to be cooled to something like -100 degrees C. Now, IANAHVACE (Heating, Ventilation, Air Conditioning Engineer), but I would guess that it would take a metric buttload of power to keep something that cool. The logistics of UPS systems for cell towers is crazy.
I'm friggin' shocked that the FBI would abuse the biggest legislative threat to our civil rights EVAR.
He's also going to be Miss Congeniality for his 150 kilo Triad roommate(s).
If your vision is realized, then countries are just meta-corporations with no alleigence to their own citizens. In that case, do you think anybody will be dumb enough to join the military in their defense?
I'd join up to get the cushy desk job at Halliburton after 8 years of paper-pushing way back from the front lines.
Maybe if you're getting organic fertilizers. Last I checked, I couldn't make a car bomb out of cow puckey.
Hey American Joe... you voted them into power!!!
Uh, American Joe-Bob voted for Dubya. The people without wheels on our houses voted for the other guy.
Nah. Cowboy Neal is just thanking Bill for his new XBox 360 (another shameless plug).
So, AC, have you worked for Diebold long?
Actually, I just wanted to see if I could reference Goatse and still get awarded insightful mod points