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  1. Re:Dodgy science aside... on The Mismatched 'MythBusters' · · Score: 1

    I would rather be a talent scout for Vivid Video, but to each his own. . .

  2. Primary Comment on Tumor-suppressing Gene Contributes to Aging · · Score: -1, Troll

    Go GNAA!!!

  3. Re:pure unaduterated truth about violent/sexual me on Possession of Violent Pornography Outlawed in UK · · Score: 1

    if wacked off for 10 days straight to hardcore rape porn then went out and raped a woman, it would be my fault

    If you whacked off for 10 days straight and still had the energy to get out of the house, you should be a member of your country's National Pudpounding Team.

  4. Re:Bush on US Government Restricting Research Libraries · · Score: 1

    Clinton also fired cruise missiles at Ossama. He missed, but he tried.

    Slick Willy also fired his cruise missiles at Monica Lewinsky and missed!
    Well, he missed her face anyway. . .

  5. Re:This just in... on Trap-Jaw Ants Break Speed Records With Jaws · · Score: 1

    . . . these scientists have never seen my g/f's response when she sees my paycheck in my hand.

    I don't think the Filipino strippers at Uncle Wang's count as girlfriends, there sparky.

  6. Compensating for something? on VW Beetle Fitted with a Jet Engine · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's one thing to be tricking out a Honda Civic (ricer) or IROC (white trash), but adding a jet engine to a new Beetle in San Francisco is the tuner equivalent of Richard Simmons dancing in an Elton John music video.

  7. Why buy? on Faking a Company · · Score: 1

    Why bother buying up the fraudulent factories and warehouses? NEC can just sue the organization and force them to turn over their illegally-gained assets, thereby getting all the benefits of a takeover without actually divesting any capital except for lawyer fees.

  8. Re:It would work for me on Deep Brain Stimulation as Depression Treatment · · Score: 1

    But do you want people shocking the hell out of your wang?

  9. Re:Either i just ate a donut, or we should turn ri on Scientists Probe the Use of the Tongue · · Score: 1

    Hey! If we ship all fat people with this tech to Iraq, the obesity problem in the US would be quickly solved!

  10. Maybe there was a Logical Explanation on Defending RIM Blackberry Against Productivity · · Score: 1

    I was on a chairlift once, middle of winter, some guy is emailing on his blackberry.

    I can't count the number of times I've called my buddies from the lift to find out where they are, or why in the hell they're missing crazy deep freshies. Now if he had a laptop out and was clacking away, I could understand your dismay, however there could be a perfectly rational, skiing/snowboarding-related explanation for his use of a business tool during a traditionally non-business activity.

  11. Re:remember kids: on Software Developer Beats Pirate in Boxing Ring · · Score: 1

    Touche. Which is where fists go, apparently. . .

  12. Fuck That!!!! on IRS Leaves Taxpayer Data Largely Unprotected · · Score: 1

    Break out the hookers and blow! Party at Treasury!

    Fuck that! Party over at the DEA Headquarters! You can have your blow and hookers, I'll take the fine, sweet, Mississippi-grown Government G-17 Cheeba and hotbox the House and Senate. Maybe then we can get IP law changed, the troops 10,000 miles away from things that goes "Allah Akbar--BOOM!!!!", Bush impeached for that Scooter Libby stunt, and DUKE NUKEM GODDAMN FUCKING FOREVER ALREADY!!!!!!!!!

  13. Re:Eat your cake and burn the calories, too. on Health Problems Related to the Geek Lifestyle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm sorry, why can't a person be both a geek and healthy?

    It's the American God Complex at work. Americans need to feel like a God, and therefore they spend unhealthy amounts of time at that which they are good at and nothing else. The only way the stereotypical Comic. Book. Guy. can fulfil that god complex is to specialize in an esoteric pastime, detracting from physical as well as social health. The whole ancient greek concept of the Balanced Person is lost on the American society. We are reared to be automatons, mindlessly and endlessly consuming. Any notions of self-concept and individuality are quashed from age 5 on, and therefore are lost on the culture as a whole. There were more votes cast for American Idol than American President, if that's any indication of how fucked up we as a culture actually are.

  14. Re:Burn all your bridges on RIAA Recommends Students Drop out of College · · Score: 1

    Mark me flamebait and off-topic, but the parent post does have a good point and is not purely flamebait. Orrin Hatch is the most clueless man in regards to technology in the entire spectrum of human invention. The guy's Congressional Website with a .gov Address had a link to a hardcore porn site for like a week. The guy testified before a senate subcommittee, saying he wanted to blow up every PC that "Pirates" material, however by his logic, anyone who downloads some Linux ISOs should have their machine turned into an IED. He's a menace to society and our system of democracy, and even worse than Blunt or Boehner.

  15. Slight Problem With Gas Tax on Americans Gearing up to Fight Global Warming · · Score: 2, Interesting

    General Motors did a study to determine at what point gas prices would influence consumers' demand for SUVs. According to customers who purchased GM SUVs, 87 octane (regular unleaded) gas would have to sell for $5.00 per gallon in order to influence their choice to drive a Soccer-Mom-Assault-Vehicle. I'm all for government influencing consumer choice, but the only way I'd support that level of taxation is if all the money went to building "green" public transportation. And you know that wouldn't happen, we've got a war against Eurasia to fund!

  16. Re:remember kids: on Software Developer Beats Pirate in Boxing Ring · · Score: 2, Informative

    Words are not the answer, fists will better solve your problems.
     
    Except in the realm of sexual frustration.

  17. Re:verifying assumptions on Fossil Rises From its Grave · · Score: 1

    Well, I think all the monkey species are 95%+ like us humans. Yet they cover a big variety in apperance, living conditions, diet and behavior. The closest ones are 99%+ us, but they're still pretty far from being human.

    You're missing the point. This animal has roughly the same skeleton as the fossils in question. The scientists are comparing predicted habitat to the actual habitat of a creature with nearly-identical bone structure. Last I checked, I didn't have arms that reached to my knees like an orangutan. To put it in laymans' terms, they're comparing Orville Reddenbacher to Act II, while you're comparing Creme Brulee to a dog turd.

  18. Re:Similar to auto industry on Japan to Discourage Sale of Old Electronics · · Score: 0

    If this law helps more Nissan Skylines and Fairladys get exported, I fully support this legislation. Implications about forced upgrades be damned, I want my Japanese supercar dammit, I don't care how old it is!

  19. Re:They already know better. on Tech-Ed Funding to be Tied to Copyright-Ed? · · Score: 0

    That's nonsense. DARE worked for me. I have never and will never sniff airplane glue. If I'm gonna get high, I know to head straight for the good stuff!

  20. Re:Genetic self-destruct button on Toxic Toads Taking Over Australia · · Score: 0

    But GMOs are wrong! PETA and Greenpeace said so, and they're NEVER wrong!

    Yeah, mark me flamebait if you wanna, you know I captured the zealot sentiment.

  21. Re:EFF, Shmeff on EFF Warns Not to Use Google Desktop · · Score: 0


    I have yet to hear a persuasive argument that the US government doesn't already have complete access [to every message sent through GMail].

    I think your tin-foil hat is on a bit too tight.

  22. Re:TNG on Coming Soon, Super Vision · · Score: 0

    Geordi had the ability, courtesy of his visor, to "See" excited particles outside of the normal visual spectrum. One could argue that he had super vision, but not in the context of the article. Unless I'm wrong, in which case I will be pimp-slapped by a true redshirt trekkie.

  23. Re:But isn't late puberty worse? on Early Puberty Often More Hazardous · · Score: 0

    It's not about size.

    That's not what she said. . .

  24. Re:Here is a picture of Dennis Zhidkov on Boing Boing Threatened By Software Creator · · Score: 0

    I'm kinda thinking that there's more than one Dennis Zhidkov in Russia. Irkutsk is a heckuva long way from Moskva, comrade.

  25. Re:Who really gives a fuck? on Publishers Say 'Fact-Checking Too Costly' · · Score: 0

    Says the man addicted to smack.