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  1. Re:Awesome! on Supercomputer Models Sun's Corona Dynamics · · Score: 1
    fire ze missiles!

    but i'm le tired...

    ok, have a nap, then fire ze missiles!!!

  2. Re:Thinkpad users safe... on Laptop Explodes at Japanese Conference · · Score: 5, Funny
    Not even an exploding Sunblade100 could sterilize my boys.

    Why would you have a sunblade100 on your lap?

  3. Re:Perhaps... on Labs Compete to Build New Nuclear Bomb · · Score: 1

    Weapons of ass distraction?

  4. Re:So glad to hear on Study Says Coffee Protects Against Cirrhosis · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have pot before I leave for work, and several times during the day to maintain my 'vitamin thc' level.

  5. Re:That's the career for me on Scientists Probe the Use of the Tongue · · Score: 1

    me too.

  6. Re:One benefit of CRT on Inside a TFT Monitor · · Score: 1

    Well CRTs are cheaper for one. Secondly, I still think the picture on a typical CRT looks better than an LCD which costs twice as much. Now this may change when you go to the really expensive models but then your spending more money.

  7. Re:Other good books on The Science of Secrecy · · Score: 1
  8. Re:Evolution can be "fast" on Human Genes Still Evolving · · Score: 1

    You better be sure to kill him cause I don't think he'll leave you alive a second time.

  9. Re:HP pavilion ZD8000 on Desktop Replacements and the 11 Pound Pencil · · Score: 1

    You forgot to add the workout you get by carrying that beast around.

  10. Re:Using Java's Built in VM Functionality == $$$ on Java Virtualization for Server Consolidation · · Score: 1

    Notice that it also doesn't say that the servers are included, this might just be the licenses for the software. Now that bill would really suck.

  11. Re:Good idea, but there has to be a better way on NetBSD's Real-Time Network Backup · · Score: 3, Interesting
    A hook into each driver does seem like a strange way to do this, you would think that it could be done once at a higher level.

    Query every 5 minutes for changed data that fits the backup parameters (within the system dir, the user's home dir, certain filetypes) and then transfer the data as the network isn't being used.

    Then you loose the realtimeness.

  12. Re:Upgradable on ArsTechnica Reviews The Intel Mac Mini (Core Solo) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I figured that like me they just had to use it at work.

  13. Re:Upgradable on ArsTechnica Reviews The Intel Mac Mini (Core Solo) · · Score: 1

    If you were going to go to all that trouble you could almost build a mini-itx system with the specs you wanted instead. You wouldn't get OS X I know, but don't all slashdoters replace that with linux anyways?

  14. Re:I have a prediction.... on George Lucas Predicts Death of Big Budget Movies · · Score: 1

    and let's not forget the excellent key grip that such a movie would require.

  15. Re:Gee whiz on Stem Cell Research in a Judge's Hands · · Score: 1
    governments and special interest groups keep beating each other with their dicks!

    Yeah I never understood the whole cock fight thing either but governments will be governments and special interest groups will be special interest groups...

  16. now i'm worried on Audio Broadcast Flag Introduced in Congress · · Score: 1, Funny
    When I read that riaa was lobbying again I thought, well that's no big deal. But now they got the FCC involved. They may look small, but they will mess you up man.

    Imagine it's about midnight when you hear such a clatter, but when you arose to see what was the matter. The FCC comes right through the fucking shutters and have you on the foor before you can say "what the fuck". Then you can kiss your electronics goodbye as they take everything from the PC to the fucking alarm clock and pcoket calculator.

    Then it's time for good cop bad cop...

    GCBC as they like to call it, well it's not pretty. First they have one of the female agents give you a hummer, then the others beat your head about as she does it chanting "break break break" trying to make you cry and thus be imasculated in front of said female agent. But no man you gotta stick it to them, but next comes the treatment and well that usually does people in.

    Nobody knows what the treatment consists of because well no one that has come back was able to talk about it. The others just didn't come back.

    They say the FCC doesn't play games, well let me tell you they play some fucked up ones if I ever seen them.

  17. the french on French MPs Consider P2P Downloads Again · · Score: 1, Informative
    fire our shit!

    but i'm le tired

    well have a nap, THEN FIRE THE MISSILES

  18. just to be pricks on President Defends Global Outsourcing · · Score: 1

    everytime a job is outsourced to india we should shoot a cow.

  19. Re:Outsource him on President Defends Global Outsourcing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, but make sure that he has to train his own replacement. No, wait on second thought maybe that wouldn't be a good idea.

  20. Re:Wow on Foundations of Ajax · · Score: 1

    They get the same spoon treatment, with the additional humiliation of being sodomized by a goblin.

  21. Re:cost of fuel on Kids Build Soybean Fueled Sports Car · · Score: 1

    It would be a whole lot cooler if we could build a car that ran on tobacco or opium.

  22. so.... on Yahoo Reverses Allah Ban · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    does this meen that jesusfucksallahintheass is now a valid yahoo id?

  23. Re:Very cool, but.... on Draft Rules for X Prize Lunar Lander Challenge · · Score: 1
    Now all we need is guys driving 4x4s with gun racks, Confederate Flags, Calvin pissing on a [automotive brand] logo, and an X-Prize stencil on or around the back window.

    Well if it gets the general public interested in space then I'm all for it.

  24. why? on Office Tools On The Web · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What would the advantage of a web based office suite as opposed to a regular one? Not having to install software locally comes to mind, but having to upload documents all the time to view them sounds painstaking. Besides, it will probably involve activex controls which need to be installed negating said advantage.

  25. Re:Flipping magnets... on Magnetic Processors - Computing's New Future? · · Score: 3, Funny

    They already thought of that. When the flip happens, they'll simply tell the processor (through firmware) to simply act as it normally would except now invert all results.