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Study Says Coffee Protects Against Cirrhosis

An anonymous reader writes "Good news for those who like both coffee and alcohol. In a recent study of more than 125,000 people an Oakland, CA medical team found that consuming coffee seems to help protect against alcoholic cirrhosis. The study was done based on people enrolled in a private northern California health care plan between 1978 and 1985." From the article: "People drinking one cup of coffee per day were, on average, 20% less likely to develop alcoholic cirrhosis. For people drinking two or three cups the reduction was 40%, and for those drinking four or more cups of coffee a day the reduction in risk was 80%."

261 comments

  1. So glad to hear by packetmon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Being I drink about 12-16 cups a day I'm glad to know my alcholism won't be doing much to me. I think I'll have a shot now followed by some starbucks

    1. Re:So glad to hear by justkarl · · Score: 1

      Is that 12-16 cups a day of coffee, or alcohol, or both(mixed together)?

    2. Re:So glad to hear by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      I have a pot before I leave for work, and have several during the day to maintain my 'vitamin c' level.

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    3. Re:So glad to hear by jcgf · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have pot before I leave for work, and several times during the day to maintain my 'vitamin thc' level.

    4. Re:So glad to hear by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Spanish Coffee. Its the new drink of nerds!

    5. Re:So glad to hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Consuming coffee seems to have some protective benefits against alcoholic cirrhosis, and the more coffee a person consumes the less risk they seem to have of being hospitalised or dying of alcoholic cirrhosis," says Arthur Klatsky at Kaiser Permanente Medical Care Programme in Oakland, California, US, who led the study

    6. Re:So glad to hear by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Swedish coffee too. When I lived in Sweden, this is how we did it:

      Put a krona (Swedish crown, a coin similar to a US quarter) into a coffee cup. Add coffee until you can't see the krona. Then, add vodka until you can see the krona again.

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    7. Re:So glad to hear by vought · · Score: 1

      And does this mean that if you drink straight Kahlua, that you'll suffer no cirrhosis?

    8. Re:So glad to hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being I drink about 12-16 cups a day I'm glad to know my alcholism won't be doing much to me. I think I'll have a shot now followed by some starbucks

      You should have read the follow-up article explaining the adverse effects of coffee on language skills.

    9. Re:So glad to hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Put a krona (Swedish crown, a coin similar to a US quarter) into a coffee cup. Add coffee until you can't see the krona. Then, add vodka until you can see the krona again.

      Also, for most enjoyment, do these steps in dim light.

    10. Re:So glad to hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that just means you'll always be alert enough to drive yourself home.

    11. Re:So glad to hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      With American coffee, you'd spill over before getting to the Vodka.

    12. Re:So glad to hear by LoonyMike · · Score: 0

      At 16 cups a day, your risk is reduced by 320%.
      In practical terms, this means that you heal people around you. I'll take the liberty to baptize this phenomenon as "passive coffee drinking".

    13. Re:So glad to hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you've obviously never tried this, so I'll inform you that it doesn't work. There will always be the same amount of coffee covering the coin no matter how much (Vodka? Wtf?) moonshine you add. So, you have to use the second rule; "... or until the cup is full."

      By the way, it tastes terrible, so you needn't try this at home. Drink your coffee and your moonshine separately.

      Yes, I am from Sweden (Råneå to be precise).

    14. Re:So glad to hear by SCHPONG · · Score: 1
    15. Re:So glad to hear by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you've been to my aunt's house lately - I keep mistaking that stuff for tea.

      She keeps mistaking my coffee for stew, so I guess we're even.

    16. Re:So glad to hear by Pollardito · · Score: 2, Funny
      Put a krona (Swedish crown, a coin similar to a US quarter) into a coffee cup. Add coffee until you can't see the krona. Then, add vodka until you can see the krona again.
      for best effect, keep pouring and drinking until you can see two kronas
    17. Re:So glad to hear by nogginthenog · · Score: 1

      And then sue the vendor because you were too stupid to realise that hot coffee you just bought is hot, rather than luke warm.

    18. Re:So glad to hear by Creepy · · Score: 1

      try better vodka (er, moonshine) and better coffee

      I used to have an Irish coffee when I designated drove. That was all the alcohol I'd get for a night (basically 1 shot of whiskey), and it wasn't that bad. It certainly helped cover up the nasty substance that bar passed off as coffee (cream helps a lot with bitter coffee).

    19. Re:So glad to hear by Hatta · · Score: 1


      Put a krona (Swedish crown, a coin similar to a US quarter) into a coffee cup. Add coffee until you can't see the krona. Then, add vodka until you can see the krona again.


      Now hold on a second. The Beer-Lambert law states that the amount of light absorbed is proportional to the concentration of the absorbing substance times the path length. Suppose you half fill the cup to make the krona invisible, then you fill the cup the rest of the way with liquor. After adding the liquor, the concentration of coffee will be half but the path length to the bottom of the glass will be doubled. So the effects on path length and concentration just cancel each other out.

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    20. Re:So glad to hear by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      That works for an infinitely tall cup, with parallel sides.

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    21. Re:So glad to hear by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Most coffee mugs have paralell sides, so that assumption is justified. As for the height, I assumed you'd be adding a finite amount of liquor, so you'll only need a mug of finite height.

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    22. Re:So glad to hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    23. Re:So glad to hear by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Now I remember that we used to argue about this very same thing when we made Swedish coffee.

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    24. Re:So glad to hear by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      Doesn't alcohol bleach out some of the dark colors?

  2. for alcoholics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    obviously a healthier answer would be to cut back on the alcohol.

    1. Re:for alcoholics by Le+Marteau · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh! Thank you, kind citizen! I was not aware that alcohol could hurt me, until your insightful comment! How can I ever repay you? You are a true humanitarian, and your wisdom knows no bounds! You have re-affirmed my faith in humanity!

      Signed,

      - An Alcoholic

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    2. Re:for alcoholics by FPCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lyndsey Nagle: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
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    3. Re:for alcoholics by George+Beech · · Score: 1

      AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA right, that's gonna happen yes i am drunk right now , and yes i had something along the lines of 10 cups of coffee today.

    4. Re:for alcoholics by fbjon · · Score: 1

      You forgot to subscribe to his newsletter.

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    5. Re:for alcoholics by jbirdkerr · · Score: 1

      Revelation! Someone buy this man a drink!

    6. Re:for alcoholics by jbevren · · Score: 1

      To quote a t-shirt I once saw at a faire,
      "Livers are evil and should be punished." :-D

    7. Re:for alcoholics by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I think the real finding is that people who drink coffee constantly have no space in the bladder left to allow them to drink alcohol.

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    8. Re:for alcoholics by lcsjk · · Score: 1
      "Beauty is in eye of the beholder."???

      Say!,.... Where you from?

    9. Re:for alcoholics by lcsjk · · Score: 1

      You should cut down on the "H" 's to control your drunken laughing a bit.

    10. Re:for alcoholics by lcsjk · · Score: 1

      I'll drink to that!

    11. Re:for alcoholics by fbjon · · Score: 1
      "Beauty is in eye of the beholder."??? Say!,.... Where you from?
      No, it's not a mistake, if you're wondering.
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    12. Re:for alcoholics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      obviously . . .


      Why would A/C's post be modded insightful if it is such an obvious answer?
  3. Fox coverage by WinEveryGame · · Score: 5, Informative
    I just heard unbelievably bad coverage on this report on Fox. The "expert" said:

    This report proves coffee is good, and tea is bad

    hmm.. perhaps Starbucks is involved somewhere..

    1. Re:Fox coverage by Mr+Z · · Score: 2

      Seriously, got a link? I mean, I've heard that tea has other, different good properties. If FOX really did report it this way.... ::facepalm::

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    2. Re:Fox coverage by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fox: We present the facts, you make up your mind.

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    3. Re:Fox coverage by bsartist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bad coverage on Fox? Really??? I'm amazed. Shocked, even.

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    4. Re:Fox coverage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But if Starbucks were involved they would make the story about whole milk. Because, after all, the majority of people in Starbucks pay for a lot of whole milk to be mixed with a little bit of coffee for $5. No one goes into Starbucks and just orders coffee because a) it's overpriced b) their regular coffee is terrible.

    5. Re:Fox coverage by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No! No! We must drink both coffee and tea.

      Why you say?

      So we can drink and smoke

      Live long and party!

    6. Re:Fox coverage by Ninjaesque+One · · Score: 0

      Y'know, they sell tea, too.

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    7. Re:Fox coverage by badstate · · Score: 0

      right.. I'm a troll and the parent's unsubstantiated Fox flame is insightful. Way to go you frickin sychophants.

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    8. Re:Fox coverage by WCD_Thor · · Score: 1

      Well thats Fox news for you, supporting idiotic republicans even when its obvious they are lieing up the ass-if they can do that of course they can find some idiotic "ecpert" to say coffee is better than tea. Besides, everyone knows Bawls is much better than coffee.

    9. Re:Fox coverage by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I just heard unbelievably bad coverage on this report on Fox. The "expert" said:

      This report proves coffee is good, and tea is bad...

      ...and Iran is planning a pre-emptive nuclear strike on America.
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    10. Re:Fox coverage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad coverage on Fox?

      I expect nothing but the best journalism from the people who think Swizerland is in Scandinavia:

      http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/story/5686652 - third paragraph from the bottom.

    11. Re:Fox coverage by joeljkp · · Score: 1

      That's an AP article, not a FOX article.

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    12. Re:Fox coverage by AhtirTano · · Score: 1

      Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?

  4. How about... by GenKreton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    we drink neither and break our social and behavioral substance dependencies.

    1. Re:How about... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

      You first. Tell us how that works out.

    2. Re:How about... by Pompatus · · Score: 2, Funny

      we drink neither and break our social and behavioral substance dependencies.

      There's something to be said about "breaking substance dependencies" being modded funny

      Then again, those of us that live in glass houses....

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    3. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'll drink to that.

    4. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about we don't. Both alcoholic beverages and coffee taste nice when you get quality stuff, and they give you a plesant buzz.

    5. Re:How about... by Soko · · Score: 5, Funny

      You'll get my whiskey, smokes and coffee when... err...

      Let's rephrase that.

      Try and take them away, and I'll get my whiskey, smokes and coffee back out of your cold dead hands.

      Soko

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    6. Re:How about... by grammar+fascist · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Flamebait" for telling it like it is. That rules.

      You may now flame me; I am full of love.

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    7. Re:How about... by geekoid · · Score: 0

      Cause it's your right to spew poison into the air.

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    8. Re:How about... by iamlucky13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On a serious vein, it shouldn't even be necessary to point out that this is hardly free license from a health standpoint to hit the bottle hard every night, then clear up the headache and the liver the next morning with a triple frapa-mocha-something-or-another the next morning, but I'm going to say it anyway.

      This would be like a condensed version of the running joke with modern pharmeceutical products: Take one of pill A before bed to cure your insomnia. Then take one of pill B to prevent indigestion caused by pill A. Take one pill C and one pill D to respectively eliminate the dizziness and chills caused by pill B. Take one pill E to ward off persistant low energy in the morning from pill C and two pill F's plus one pill G to reduce the hypertension caused by pill D. Finally take one pill A to help with insomnia caused by pill G...

    9. Re:How about... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You could have just said your a cheap tight ass. ;)

      I ahve no idea where you get 10 dollars a day.

      Drinking coffee != going to starbucks.

      Drinking beer != drinking everynight.

      The half life of caffine in the human body. If you go to bed at nine, just stop drinking coffee by about 2PM.

      People who drink beers != drinking to excess or becomeng unihibited.

      Please don't push your misconceptions about something you do not do onto others in some holier then tho way.

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    10. Re:How about... by treeves · · Score: 1

      why is that funny?

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    11. Re:How about... by Very.Zen · · Score: 1

      I drink stupid amounts of coffee, and stupid amounts of vodka. One day I will die, so will you. So will everyone! Shock!

      We have such a tiny stretch of life, seems absurd to argue over the... absurd things.

    12. Re:How about... by Durinthal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't start and you'll never have to stop.

    13. Re:How about... by Joebert · · Score: 1
      Try and take them away, and I'll get my whiskey, smokes and coffee back out of your cold dead hands.

      You might consider just getting another cup of coffee.
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    14. Re:How about... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      You may now flame me; I am full of love.

      I almost want to make that my sig. Man I wish I had mod points.

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    15. Re:How about... by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      personally I think we've got bigger problems then second hand smoke

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    16. Re:How about... by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      also let me add that I'm not a smoker and can't stand it, yet I (drumroll please) Deal With It

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    17. Re:How about... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Yow! That was not flamebait (maybe a little smarmy).

      The correct response to a post you don't agree with
      is another post stating the basis of your disagreement.

      ... or an 'All your base' post.

    18. Re:How about... by Durinthal · · Score: 1

      I rarely drink anything aside from water and white milk (anywhere between skim and 2%). Never drank any coffee or alcohol of any kind, I don't like pop (less than once every several months) or even chocolate milk (once every few years, on average). I'm an oddity, really, but very likely healthier for it.

      But then I'm a college student, so I guess I have a long road ahead of me.

    19. Re:How about... by Fishead · · Score: 2, Funny

      "People who drink beers != drinking to excess or becomeng unihibited."

      Tell that to my Mother-in-law!

    20. Re:How about... by xenn · · Score: 1

      I hear ya, it's like "All your debasements are belong to us"

    21. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I drink stupid amounts of coffee, and stupid amounts of vodka.

      It's even better when you mix them together!!

    22. Re:How about... by middlemen · · Score: 2, Funny

      I rarely drink anything aside from water and white milk .....But then I'm a college student, so I guess I have a long road ahead of me.

      Yes the next step would be breast milk....

    23. Re:How about... by Ninjaesque+One · · Score: 0

      Wimp. I drink juicenectarvegetablesugarmaplesyrupcactuslemonylim eade mixed with sodacokeypepsimoxierootbeer and doused liberally with Scotch Rye Bourbon Wheat Honey whiskeysojubrandyrumapplejacktequilavodka. With liberal amounts of coffee.

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    24. Re:How about... by bn557 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed, smoke would not be a problem if we (in my case, I'm referencing people of the United States) didn't have such a lack of courtesy. I am a smoker, but I always leave a building (even if it is ok to smoke there) and move away from people. I try to be diligent of where my smoke ends up, and always clean up my butts. Smoking wouldn't be such a problem if people would just be more courteous. THAT is the bigger problem 'we' have. I'm not sure, but it wouldn't surprize me if there was a similar problem in other parts of the world.

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    25. Re:How about... by ydra2 · · Score: 1

      Yep, because we all know that second hand smoke is more dangerous than first hand smoke. The scientific establishment has proven that homeopathy is true.

      The less of a poison you get the more powerful its effects.

      Therefore the less alcohol and coffee you drink, the more bad effects you will get.

      Those poor schmucks that only drink one or two beers or coffees a day are bound to get cancer and cirrhosis for sure!

      Moderation in all things? Not for me. I want to live long and disease free. I'll take it all firsthand and let the ignorant worry about dying from barely detectable contamination.

    26. Re:How about... by epine · · Score: 1

      Yep, because we all know that second hand smoke is more dangerous than first hand smoke.

      Cigarettes are the only drug delivery system I can think of that delivers once, then keeps on delivering. Any smoker who promises to inhale (and retain) all the chemicals present in tabacco smoke has my permission to smoke wherever he or she wishes, as much as he or she wishes; it would become strictly a matter between the user and his/her health insurance company. My complaints don't begin until the smoker exhales.

      How would you like it if I casually dropped half a pill of whatever prescription medication I was taking that day into your coffee when you weren't looking? Why should my drug delivery system spill into your world? Only tabacco users regard this as a reasonable proposition. I'd rather breath the gas that comes out of your ass, it has fewer negative health effects.

    27. Re:How about... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Worked for me. Well, I'll have a cuppa joe once in a while, but more out of looking for a hot drink rather than needing it. I've got caffeine pills that keep me covered. He says, posting at 4:30am.

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    28. Re:How about... by LoztInSpace · · Score: 1

      Going to bed at nine != Drinking beer (probably need to be older than 7 to drink beer)

    29. Re:How about... by tcr · · Score: 1

      Ya, and when I'm out in public I'm only going to wear my asbestos overcoat.
       
      Public health risk?
       
      Oh please, deal with it..

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    30. Re:How about... by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      It works just fine. /drinks neither alcohol nor coffee, because they both taste awful

    31. Re:How about... by mkw87 · · Score: 1
      Then again, those of us that live in glass houses....

      Should get changed in the basement.

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    32. Re:How about... by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 1

      It would be more fair to say because _you think_ they both taste awful.

      I happen to enjoy both. I don't necessarily drink alcohol to get drunk (anymore... days of my youth, etc.) On a hot day, a nice cold Sam Adams Summer Ale tastes like a little bottle of Heaven. I don't necessarily drink coffee for a "boost"... sometimes I just feel like a cup or two.

      You may like all sorts of tofu and vegan fare (not saying you do, just hypothetical) that I think tastes like garbage. Who am I to look down on you for liking it?

    33. Re:How about... by aoteoroa · · Score: 1
      I don't do stupid things because I'm never uninhibited.

      That might be the most depressing thing I have heard today, and hope you were aiming for sarcasm, not insight.

      Shedding your inhibitions is quite enjoyable once in a while.

      Of course we don't need alcohol to relax but there is nothing wrong with occasional consumption if it leads to a few more laughs in life.
    34. Re:How about... by morie · · Score: 1

      I rarely drink anything aside from water and white milk

      College experience: You are right, DO NOT DRINK MILK OF ANY OTHER COLOR!!!!!

      Believe me, the green milk is not a college memory you want to carry with you.

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    35. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Cause it's your right to spew poison into the air

      *sigh*

      Under that logic, we should completely halt any modern manufacturing facility.
    36. Re:How about... by BarkLouder · · Score: 0
      Don't start and you'll never have to stop.

      Now you tell me.....

    37. Re:How about... by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      In economics it's called the tragedy of the commons, as long as there isn't a law against asbestos overcoats then ya I'll have to deal with that too, by the way I never said I don't avoid smokers or second hand smoke.

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    38. Re:How about... by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      Not to say second hand smoke isn't a thing you should want to avoid, but the "more dangerous than the inhaled smoke" idea comes from the secondhand smoke the burns off THE END of the cigarrette, and only applies because the filter, or rest of the tobacco, soak up some of the toxins on the way into the smoker's mouth, while that smoke is unfiltered. In the case of the "rest of the tobacco" option on a filterless, the firsthand ends up being just as bad because it eventually burns later down the cig. The exhaled smoke is actually quite drained of active compounds if a good inhale was made, and heavily diluted with other air from the smoker's lungs and atmospheric air, it's much less bad for you than taking your own drag. I'm a pipe smoker, and always careful to avoid my pipe smoldering smoke and exhaled from being near anyone who finds such at all unpleasant, but I have actually found more people than you expect find the "room scent", (which is really secondhand well diluted smoke), of a pipe to be reather pleasant. Of course, pipe tobacco is in another world quality wise from cigarettes.

    39. Re:How about... by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that any time someone says that something tastes good or bad, it's implied that it's only their opinion. Other peole are welcome to drink whatever crap they like - but on-topic, most seem to agree that coffee and alcohol are both very often accuired tastes... :)

  5. Of course by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Those drinking that many cups a day complained of chronic heartburn, discolored teeth, an inability to sleep correctly, and of course there's the addictive aspect.

    What doesn't kill you today only makes you stronger - until they find out that it too can kill you!

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    1. Re:Of course by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      Yeah but don't discount that nice hearty dump you take after a couple of cups!

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    2. Re:Of course by banzai26 · · Score: 1

      If you have trouble sleeping - do a few shots...

    3. Re:Of course by Heretik · · Score: 1

      I enjoy food so hot it makes others cry from 10 metres and I don't even know what "heartburn" actually is, my teeth are just fine thank you, and sleep is for pussies. Just finishing up pot #2 for today, like most every other day.

      Feel free to make up whatever bullshit makes you feel good about yourself though.

    4. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      spicy food is childs play compared to caffine trigging heartburn. The first thing a doctor tells you when you say you have bad heartburn is to stop drinking coffee and alcohol, not to stop eating spicy foods.

    5. Re:Of course by bsartist · · Score: 1
      sleep is for pussies
      Why yes, it is. Studies have shown that your typical house cat sleeps between 16-18 hours a day.
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    6. Re:Of course by Not+The+Real+Me · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem with most coffee is the acid that cames out when brewing with hot/boiling water. Cold brewed coffee keeps the acid locked up in the coffee grinds and is very gentle on the stomach.

      http://www.toddycafe.com/about/news_cooking_light. php

    7. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Why yes, it is."

      your sig says that "It's = it is" so how come you didn't write "Why yes, It's."?

    8. Re:Of course by bsartist · · Score: 1
      your sig says that "It's = it is" so how come you didn't write "Why yes, It's."?
      I didn't write that because it would have been incorrect. That fact that "it's" is always a contraction of "it is" or "it has" (and never a possessive) does not imply that it's always appropriate to use the contraction over the full spelling.
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    9. Re:Of course by mwanaheri · · Score: 1

      Chronic heartburn from coffee? disproven. If you get stomach problems, that's either because of your stomach or due to poor quality coffee. Cheaper coffee has mainly robusta-beans. Bad, high acidic content. 'mild' roasting leaves most of the alkaloids in the coffee. The usual way of preparation (filtering) brings the maximum of alkaloids in the cup. My advice: use good quality coffee, drink espresso and enjoy it. You can't sleep then? The effect of coffeine is longer if you use milk. I have 10+ cups of coffee a day and neither stomach nor sleeping problems. As for the teeth: try a toothbrush twice a day ;-)

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    10. Re:Of course by epine · · Score: 1

      Check the Wikipedia article on clitics if you really care about prohibited uses of contractions. Spoiler warning: if you actually understand the material, you will no longer find it nearly so easy to lob snarky self-serving retorts at your intellectual superiors.

    11. Re:Of course by bsartist · · Score: 1

      How about you do your own research to support your assertion, and quote the paragraph in that article that states that "Why yes, it's." would have been correct usage. As far as snarky retorts go, WTF is your problem? I gave a straight answer to a simple question. I didn't question anyone's intelligence, nor did I imply they were intellectually inferior - that was you, not me.

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    12. Re:Of course by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
      Cold water extracted coffee is delicious. I've also tried cold ethanol extraction, which is even more delicious.

      According to this article, it may even contain an antidote to liver damage caused by the solvent.

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    13. Re:Of course by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      I think lower temperature is why a slow perculation tastes better than drip every time, that combined with the fact that that how fine the coffie must be ground for drip ensures many bitter oils leeching into the final product. Any other slow-perculation fans on here?

  6. Thanks study by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is not a recommendation to drink coffee, nor is it a recommendation that the way to deal with heavy alcohol consumption is to drink more coffee,"
    Ah yes, but does the study conclude that if I drink a lot of coffee that I am entitled to drink a lot of alcohol now?

    1. Re:Thanks study by Reverend528 · · Score: 0
      Ah yes, but does the study conclude that if I drink a lot of coffee that I am entitled to drink a lot of alcohol now?

      It makes perfect sense. Stimulant + Depressant = Balance.

    2. Re:Thanks study by mashade · · Score: 1

      This should be modded funny over interesting, as at least *I* was always told that mixing stimulants with depressants tends to inflate the effects of both, rather than balance them out.

      On preview... my sig is appropriate, isn't it? :D

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    3. Re:Thanks study by Joebert · · Score: 1

      In simple terms yes, your two variables would equate to Balance.
      However, since neigher is purely stimulant, nor depressant, there's going to be byproducts, which, in the big picture, will equate to a chemical imbalance.

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    4. Re:Thanks study by bsartist · · Score: 1
      It makes perfect sense. Stimulant + Depressant = Balance.
      Been there, done that. It sounds logical, but what you get isn't balance, it's a roller coaster ride of drastic ups and downs, largely because one tends to drink the coffee during the day at work, then the alcohol after work. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, mind you - if that's what turns your crank, more power to ya. I'm just saying it's not the nice even balance you might think.
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    5. Re:Thanks study by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Certainly not always. Different drugs interact differently. Sometimes 2+2=4. Sometimes 2+2=7, sometimes 2+2=0. And sometimes, 2+2=150. Just ask my friend's 15 year old little brother, who ate some Adderall, huffed some hairspray, and exploded his heart.

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    6. Re:Thanks study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone I lived near in college once tried mixing stimulants and depressants - but at the more medicinal level. Things like Pro-Plus combined with anti-depressants. He ended up in a secure mental hospital.

    7. Re:Thanks study by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      Adderall, expecially chewed to get instant release from the time release capsule, will FUCK YOU UP, even mixed with nothing.

  7. Hooray by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    That will be good to remember then when I'm having my caffeine induced coronary .

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    1. Re:Hooray by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      That will be good to remember then when I'm having my caffeine induced coronary .

      I heard alcohol helps to mitigate heart attacks.

      Hey wait a minute... :-/

    2. Re:Hooray by Joebert · · Score: 1

      In small, controlled amounts, maybe.
      The French are known to have a lower rate of heart attacks, yet they drink & smoke more than most.
      They tend to drink a glass of wine with meals, in theory, the alcohol routenely thins their blood, making it easier for the heart to pump it through the body.

      This would likely not be a good idea for someone with circulation problems, or high colestorol though. The alcohol could cause built up blockage to loosen & send chunks towards the heart, essentually speeding up a heart attack.

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    3. Re:Hooray by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      The french also have a 35 hour work week, and more holidays than your average American. Stress is a known cause of heart attacks. Maybe the reason they have less heart disease isn't because of the wine, but because they are just less stressed.

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    4. Re:Hooray by Joebert · · Score: 1

      When you're intoxicated more than most, how could you work more than 35 hours in a week ?
      Point two for wine. :P

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  8. All I can say is.. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Set me up with another Irish coffee barkeep, heavy on the Irish!

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  9. Slashdot Gesserit by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the .sig file...

    I must drink beer.
    Beer is the painkiller.
    And beer is the little drink that brings total satisfaction.
    I will drink my beer.
    I will permit it to pass through me.
    And where the beer has gone there will be nothing.
    Only a hangover will remain.

    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
    It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
    The hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning,
    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

    1. Re:Slashdot Gesserit by Nesetril · · Score: 1

      I prefer the "water of life", thanks.

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    2. Re:Slashdot Gesserit by Reverend528 · · Score: 1
      I prefer the "water of life", thanks.

      Vodka?

    3. Re:Slashdot Gesserit by Nesetril · · Score: 1

      you are thinking of aqua vitae...

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    4. Re:Slashdot Gesserit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's mutilated. The correct form is:

      It is by the Bean of Valdez that I set my mind in motion.
      It is by the Bean of Valdez that thoughts acquire speed,
      The teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning.
      It is by the Bean of Valdez that I set my mind in motion.

    5. Re:Slashdot Gesserit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that'd be whiskey. in irish, whiskey is translated literally as 'water of life.'

    6. Re:Slashdot Gesserit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, except his sounds good and yours is lame.

    7. Re:Slashdot Gesserit by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed

      Acquire speed? Guess you don't mean this.

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    8. Re:Slashdot Gesserit by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      More akin to mushroom tea.

      Or mushroom koolaid. Now that was weird.

      Koolaid man brought a message. He says "OHH YEAAHHH!"

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  10. Study with 21 year old data? by wpmegee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does it bother anyone else that the data in question is 21 years old? 1985 seems like an eternity ago - this from a guy born in 1982. I'm not a statistician or a doctor, but couldn't there have been a myriad of things that happened in between 1985 and now? Furthermore, if you drink coffee, most people I know drink at least 2 cups daily so I'm not sure you can draw any meaningful distinctions between 1 and 2 cups. Also, what about other caffeine sources like soda?

    1. Re:Study with 21 year old data? by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      It's not the cafffffffffffffffeine. Definitely notttttttt the caffeiiine.

    2. Re:Study with 21 year old data? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I believe it's called a "longitudinal" study...

    3. Re:Study with 21 year old data? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't think humans have evolved enough over the last 21 years to have changed the influence of alcohol and caffeine :-)
      That being said, I also question that it should take that long to conclude on the data collected.

    4. Re:Study with 21 year old data? by grasshoppa · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's kind of hard to study long term effects of something with a short term sample size.

      You do raise a good point, however: How do we know it's not something else that happened in that time? That's why you look at large numbers and correlations between those numbers. That's also why it's not absolute or definite. Coffee is linked to this, but it's not set it stone. More studies and experiments will need to be done to determine what, if anything, caused this condition.

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    5. Re:Study with 21 year old data? by Nesetril · · Score: 1
      the data in question is 21 years old? 1985 seems like an eternity ago - this from a guy born in 1982. I'm not a statistician or a doctor, but couldn't there have been a myriad of things that happened in between 1985 and now?
      dude, it's not like the beans are any different. Although, back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good.
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    6. Re:Study with 21 year old data? by Pedrito · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Also, what about other caffeine sources like soda?

      As is pointed out in the study, they don't know that caffeine is the cause. Coffee is loaded with all kinds of bioactive chemicals and it could be any of them. It could even be the cream or sugar people sometimes put in coffee. So the fact is, they have no idea why this is the case. What they'll probably need to do is kill a few hundred mice and rats with booze and coffee to figure out why and how it works.

      As for the age of the data, it isn't really that old. It takes time to develop alcoholic cirrhosis and they're basically using historical data to determine who got it and who didn't and based on a questionnaire they filled out at the time of their enrollment in the health care plan, they were able to determine their coffee and alcohol habits. That said, a lot of alcoholics don't admit how much they drink on those kinds of things, so I'm not entirely sure how they can measure the accuracy. Alcoholics usually admit their drinking habits after the evidence is so obvious they can't hide it (like after they've developed alcoholic cirrhosis).

    7. Re:Study with 21 year old data? by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      "That being said, I also question that it should take that long to conclude on the data collected."

      Arguably the most important part of the data (how many of the subjects went on to develop cirrhosis) could only be collected very recently. Were you expecting them to just guess how many would eventually get the disease?

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    8. Re:Study with 21 year old data? by dancingyel · · Score: 1

      I'm also surprised that the age of the data doesn't seem to bug people. I mean, I don't know exactly what other data the researchers collected, but I can think of other things that might correlate with both coffee intake and developing liver problems. Perhaps the heavy coffee drinkers were generally wealthier, or maybe they were more social and had a better support system and that somehow correlated...there are any number of things that would do it.

    9. Re:Study with 21 year old data? by cloudness+is+x · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This New Scientist article comes short to provide any data about the absolute risk rates. Sure it's easy to make headlines with those impressive relative risk rate reductions: 80% reduction for heavy (4 cups and more/day) coffee drinkers!

      But here are the actual absolute risk rates for alcoholic cirrhosis among the general population, as interpreted from the actual study (Archives of Internal Medicine 166:1190:Table 1)

      No coffee: 0.16%
      Less than 1 cup: 0.14%
      1-3 cups: 0.18%
      4 cups and more: 0.11%

      Whether a patient drinks coffee or not will only cause a 0.07% variability of the alcoholic cirrhosis risk. In short, another fine example of medical sensationalism.

    10. Re:Study with 21 year old data? by xkr · · Score: 1
      Here is how coffee has changed in 21 years: It now costs $3.00 at Starbucks and most customers order it filled up with fat and sugar, but it has a cute name, so that is OK.

      Here is how alcohol has changed in 21 years: Alcohol is more acceptable to young people, and marijuana less acceptable.

      Here is how studies have changed in 21 years: people have gotten stupider [that is only opinion; dont' troll me out] and the government uses politcs to trump science.

      Integers do not devolve as fast as video games. Or, let me spell it out: don't dis 21-year old data, just 'cause its 21-years-old.

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    11. Re:Study with 21 year old data? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Alcoholics usually admit their drinking habits after the evidence is so obvious they can't hide it (like after they've developed alcoholic cirrhosis).

      Which, by the way, is related to the bogus statistics on alcohol-related disease increases (especially cirrhosis) right after the repeal of prohibition.

      Seems that cirrhosis was evidence of illegal alcohol use during prohibition. (And if you think the current drug war is extreme, it ain't NOTHIN' like its predecessor. Think "evidence of illegal drug use" to get a feel for potential legal problems for the alcoholic.) So doctors would record diagnoses of cirrhosis as something else. The practice stopped the day of the end of prohibition. And as a result, the incidence of RECORDED cases of cirrhosis (which takes decades to develop) took a giant step-function increase that day.

      Remember that when somebody tries to tell you that the cirrhosis stats show that prohibition was successful and that alcohol use soared once it was repealed. (Or tries to give you the same bogus line about what would happen if the government ever ended the current drug war.)

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    12. Re:Study with 21 year old data? by splerdu · · Score: 1

      That being said, I also question that it should take that long to conclude on the data collected.
      It takes a while before you get cirrhosis. A short-term study wouldn't be very meaningful at all.

    13. Re:Study with 21 year old data? by Epistax · · Score: 1

      I could tell you were born in '82 from your slashdot ID. I'm pretty obviously '83. Anyway when I look at "1985" I don't think "WOW! Old!" yet, but 1982 is so very long ago, you old person. The 70's? I can't imagine a world with disco and without an internet on which to complain about it.

    14. Re:Study with 21 year old data? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It bothers me more that it was done "based on people enrolled in a private northern California health care plan". Confounds, anyone?

    15. Re:Study with 21 year old data? by TheCoders · · Score: 1

      What they'll probably need to do is kill a few hundred mice and rats with booze and coffee to figure out why and how it works.
      Sweet! Where do I sign up?

  11. Buzz Beer et al by ndansmith · · Score: 1

    Drew Carey is a genuis!

    1. Re:Buzz Beer et al by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Drew Carey is a genuis!

      Kinda loses its impact when you spell "genius" incorrectly.

    2. Re:Buzz Beer et al by misleb · · Score: 1

      Actually, coffee stouts/porters were common before the Drew Carey Show. Not exactly revolutionary. I don't mean to take away from such a classic show or anything. I'm just saying..

      -matthew

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    3. Re:Buzz Beer et al by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      Meh. Screw that. Here's how I roll...

      1 part tequila (good tequila makes it better, obviously)
      3 parts Mountain Dew

      I call it a "Margarita Douche".

    4. Re:Buzz Beer et al by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Common? "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

      I haven't actually seen any coffee stouts or porters at the local Beverages and More, though I know they exist, so I don't think "common" is a good description.

      Of course, Buzz Beer was most likely a lager, so maybe Drew was innovating somewhat.

  12. In other news... by fm6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Encasing your body in concrete has been shown to reduce your risk of injury due to personal assault.

  13. Cirrhosis specifics by Morinaga · · Score: 4, Informative
    I'm not too proud to admit I wasn't sure exactly what Cirrhosis of the liver was despite hearing the jargon several times in the past. Here's some reference.

    http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/cirrhosis/DS00373
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholic_liver_cirrh osis

    1. Re:Cirrhosis specifics by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm not too proud to admit I wasn't sure exactly what Cirrhosis of the liver was despite hearing the jargon several times in the past. Here's some reference.
      http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/cirrhosis/DS00373
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholic_liver_cirrh osis

      And here's me, remembering from one of the Looney Tunes: Sir Osis of Liver

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    2. Re:Cirrhosis specifics by nelk · · Score: 1

      I think I may have it!
      From the Wiki list of symptoms:

      Liver size. Can be enlarged, normal, or shrunken.

      Now, I havent looked at my liver lately, but I'd think its one of the three...

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  14. From the horse's mouth ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Research on coffee ... I smell a caffeine-based bias.

  15. Back we are by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Back we are, to Coffee Beer.

    <Astro>rrrrruck!</Astro>

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    1. Re:Back we are by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1
      Well, actually, these might now be healthy drinks, eh?

      Most guarana flavoured things taste really bad. Things that taste bad are usually good for you, right?
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    2. Re:Back we are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you were making a joke, but coffee beer actually works very well. I found this site, and decided to give it a go with a friend. We decided to be a bit lazy for the first batch and use a stout kit bought from the local brew shop.

      The coffee however was bought specially from our favourite beans shop, and fresh ground. My friend made up the kit while I brewed the coffee. And he finished, while I was still brewing coffee. It takes a LONG time to brew up 20-odd double espressos!

      Few weeks later, we bottled it, smelling absolutely fantastic. Another week or so and we cracked open the first 2-liter bottle, and promptly fell asleep. Despite the caffeine content, it was one of the most sleep-inducing beers I've ever had! Tasted fantastic, and I can't wait to be able to drink it again.

  16. The Joys of Coffee by TylerTheGreat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    NPR also ran this story earlier today saying that people who drink 2 cups of coffee are better listeners than those who don't. We've been drinking this stuff for how long and we're just now figuring this stuff out? What will they find out next?

    1. Re:The Joys of Coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried to tell them that years ago, but they didn't pay attention. They must have needed more coffee.

    2. Re:The Joys of Coffee by dancingyel · · Score: 1

      Man, pop psychology is frustrating. I wish they'd link to the actual study...or are they afraid we'd find out that they did the experiment early in the morning and the non-caffeine group was too sleepy to pay attention, or something equally silly?

    3. Re:The Joys of Coffee by Slaughter'em · · Score: 1

      It was quite common for folks to tank up on caffeine right before taking a big test while I was in college.

      Seemed to workout ok for most folks, but who would've thought it was actually healthy . . .

  17. Further proof... by Penguin+Programmer · · Score: 3, Funny

    This just confirms something that many of us have known for years: beer and coffee have a very precise balance in the body. If you throw the balance off, then you feel like crap.

    That's why before your first coffee of the morning, you feel bad. Then, you feel good once you've had your coffee. But by the time late-afternoon rolls around, you definitely feel like crap again and go for a beer. The beer makes you feel better until you go to bed. Rinse and repeat.

    1. Re:Further proof... by sydsavage · · Score: 0

      I once worked with a web designer who was also a poet, by the name of Brian Flatgard.

      One day while pondering this delicate balance on our coffee break, he quoted this poem that he had written some time earlier:

      Beer kills coffee.
      Coffee kills beer.
      These battles keep me alive.

      When I heard about this study, I immediately thought of him and his insightful little poem.

    2. Re:Further proof... by epine · · Score: 1


      Spanish saying: One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few.

      Non-linear dose effects have been understood in human culture since the advent of overripe fruit. I can't drink without balancing my electrolytes: one small cup of strong coffee for every two pints of beer.

  18. Wait 10 days.... by rehashed · · Score: 3, Funny

    .... then a paper will be published on how coffee is a primary cause of cirrhosis

  19. Three Stooges Syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of Mr. Burns Three Stooges Syndrome and how one illness blocks the effects of another in this case alcoholism and caffeine addiction.

  20. A possible explanation by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

    Perhaps this blocks the metabolism of alchol by the liver, and you just pee it out. I would be suprised if the intermediate oxidation product acetaldehyde is what damages the tissue.

      I believe that this is how the antidotes for ethylene glycol work.

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    1. Re:A possible explanation by treeves · · Score: 1

      Actually, ethanol is the antidote for ethylene glycol. It is preferentially metabolized by the same system that metabolizes the glycol, so you "keep it busy" while you "pee it [EG] out", as you said.

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    2. Re:A possible explanation by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      I remembered that on the way home... too much coffee and alcohol I suppose.

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    3. Re:A possible explanation by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Actually, ethanol is the antidote for ethylene glycol. It is preferentially metabolized by the same system that metabolizes the glycol, so you "keep it busy" while you "pee it [EG] out", as you said.

      Hadn't heard that for EG but had for methanol poisoning. Get REALLY drunk on GOOD booze (or really pure grain alcohol diluted to non-dehydrating concentrations - but NOT lab absolute alcohol, which is contaminated with benzene) for several days - avoid blindness and greatly reduce optic and other nerve damage.

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  21. Good Good! GOOD!!! by DAldredge · · Score: 4, Funny

    Caffine GOOD!

    No negative effects@!!!!

    NONE NONE!!!!

    Caffine GOOD!!!!

    1. Re:Good Good! GOOD!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DAldredge Bad!

    2. Re:Good Good! GOOD!!! by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

      Someone needs decaf.

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    3. Re:Good Good! GOOD!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How on earth, Darren, did you ever manage to reproduce?

    4. Re:Good Good! GOOD!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't seriously believe that he is actually the father of 'his' children, do you?

    5. Re:Good Good! GOOD!!! by Duds · · Score: 1

      Except it's not caffeine causing the effect.

  22. Sweet, now I can live what I hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whiskey, gin and brandy
    With a glass I'm pretty handy
    I'm trying to walk a straight line
    On sour mash and cheap wine
    So join me for a drink boys
    We're gonna make a big noise

    So don't worry about tomorrow
    Take it today
    Forget about the cheque
    We'll get hell to pay

    Have a drink on me (AC/DC)

    Of course now, I will just chase my drinks with coffee!
    Heart attack maybe, but Cirrhosis is in check!
    This study makes me so confident, that I am even going to start smoking again and hope that pizza counters that!

  23. WOWWWWWWWWWW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    COFFEEISGOODFORMEITSAVESMYLIVERSOMEONEKILLMEAAAAAA AH

    Time to go write that term paper...no wait, it's not three in the morning yet. Chocolate coated espresso bean time!

  24. Ohhhh... by supabeast! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, this explains why Grampa isn't dead yet. We were wondering...

    1. Re:Ohhhh... by Gryle · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that a lot of old men have diets that would make a health nut cry. Case-in-point: My friend's grandfather's standard breakfast consists of two fried eggs, half a plate of bacon, some oatmeal, and about a pot of coffee. The man is 93, still eats like that. He's really active though, so I think it balances itself out.

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  25. U send me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    U send me no more jobs:

    http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/161 1960.cms

    I send U wife:

    http://www.shaadi.com/

    U mak wrd fltr 4 2 beat me , but u r btn by it urself.

  26. Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or are they treating the results of this study a little like medical drugs?

    e.g. - WARNING: The use of coffeine *may* keep you up all night, stunt your growth, dehydrate you, stain your teeth, create severe insomnia, give you the jitters, flush your face, or put you on edge.
    However, go for your life - you won't get alcohol cirrohsis!

    Actually, a lot of studies are coming out about luxury items and other meaningless crap at the moment. When are they going to stop wasting time on that and actually start figuring out weighter problems, such as geeky social ineptitude, time warps, and laser guns?

    1. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And let's not forget sexy android women...

      Robot chicks are hawt.

  27. yes!! by ZlatanZ++ · · Score: 1

    "Good news for those who like both coffee and alcohol. In a recent study of more than 125,000 people an Oakland, CA medical team found that consuming coffee seems to help protect against alcoholic cirrhosis. i DrNK smuCh, Ima gona Be InvincBL , *hicup*

  28. Yes, and the coffee makes you addicted by ghostbar38 · · Score: 1

    Is the must used legal drug... Makes you addicted, if you drink coffee every day, any day try to let them... You can't.

    Besides, i don't drink alcohol so, no problems for me.

    It's more easier stop drinking alcohol that drink another drug more...

    At least i think so.

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    1. Re:Yes, and the coffee makes you addicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see... you don't drink, and you come up with sentences like

      It's more easier stop drinking alcohol that drink another drug more...

      Yeah. I'm gonna keep with my drinking so I don't become an idiot as well.

    2. Re:Yes, and the coffee makes you addicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Is the must used legal drug... Makes you addicted, if you drink coffee every day, any day try to let them... You can't.

      Besides, i don't drink alcohol so, no problems for me.

      It's more easier stop drinking alcohol that drink another drug more...

      At least i think so.


      Are you drunk?
  29. Merely correlation? by neatfoote · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Based on the way that study is described, it doesn't sound as though the data necessarily supports a clear-cut causality between coffee-drinking and cirrhosis reduction. They based the results on a questionnaire, after all, and many of those are far too broad (and too sloppily answered) to give precise data about an individual's real consumption of either alcohol or coffee.

    The most that this data proves is a correlation between higher reported coffee consumption and reduced cirrhosis-- and there are a ton of other reasons why that might be the case. Maybe heavy drinkers of alcohol tend to under-report their consumption of other harmful substances (like caffeine) out of guilt. Maybe higher caffeine consumption makes heavy drinkers drink a little less. Maybe coffee-drinking indicates a more white-collar lifestyle, which in turn might indicate better education and healthier life habits, any of which might itself be responsible for the diminished cirrhosis. As usual, the pop-sci treatment jumps to an easy causal conclusion that's far from being warranted by the facts.

    1. Re:Merely correlation? by Iron+Condor · · Score: 2, Insightful
      MOD PARENT UP!!

      The most that this data proves is a correlation between higher reported coffee consumption and reduced cirrhosis-- and there are a ton of other reasons why that might be the case. Maybe heavy drinkers of alcohol tend to under-report their consumption of other harmful substances (like caffeine) out of guilt. Maybe higher caffeine consumption makes heavy drinkers drink a little less. Maybe coffee-drinking indicates a more white-collar lifestyle, which in turn might indicate better education and healthier life habits, any of which might itself be responsible for the diminished cirrhosis. As usual, the pop-sci treatment jumps to an easy causal conclusion that's far from being warranted by the facts.

      Exactly!! There's a tousand more possibilities: propensity for cirrhosis is regulated by the same gene as taste for bitter foods. People who's livers are stressed from alcohol will instinctively avoid other liver-heavy foods (like coffee). etc etc etc

      Could everybody please tattoo this on their penis so they'd be seeing it a couple times a day: "correlation does not imply, suggest, hint at causation in any way, shape or form".

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    2. Re:Merely correlation? by howlingmoki · · Score: 1
      > Maybe coffee-drinking indicates a more white-collar lifestyle

      You, sir, have obviously never worked the morning shift at a truck stop. Coffee going out the door by the gallon, and nary a white collar in sight.

    3. Re:Merely correlation? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Could everybody please tattoo this on their penis so they'd be seeing it a couple times a day: "correlation does not imply, suggest, hint at causation in any way, shape or form".

      Hmmm ... That might not help the few females here. Do geek girls have boyfriends? If so, I guess they could tattoo their penises.

      Anyway, fact is that correlation does hint at causation. Problem is that the causation could go either direction, and there are usually a number of other factors innvolved. All too often, both of the correlated quantities are caused by some third factor. In this case, the (negative) correlation is between coffee consumption and liver cirrhosis. Reporting this as a relation between caffeine and alcohol consumption is unwarranted, as those are only two of hundreds of chemical compounds that might be the real story. And the effect might be due to something different (such as a gene or a chronic medical condition) that's also correlated with both coffee and alcohol consumption.

      This is why, as the old joke goes, the most important part of a scientific paper is the paragraph near the end that starts with "Further research is needed ...."

      Scientists use correlation studies all the time. It's a quick way to determine that "something is going on here" that should be investigated.

      But yea, the media's way of hyping a correlation as a causation is generally not very helpful. It's a radical over-simplification of a story whose details aren't yet known. In this case, there's probably some sort of causation, but we don't know what it is. It may involve caffeine, but we shouldn't assume that yet.

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  30. Well duh! by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well duh!

    If you're drinking two cups of coffee with your Cheerios at breakfast, that's two Martinis that you're not drinking with your Cheerios at breakfast.

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    1. Re:Well duh! by smidget2k4 · · Score: 1

      Such is the niche that Irish Cream fills.

    2. Re:Well duh! by griffjon · · Score: 1

      If you're drinking two cups of coffee with your Cheerios at breakfast, that's two Martinis that you're not drinking with your Cheerios at breakfast.

      Right, I can save 'em for lunch!

      (or are you saying that the coffee is cancelling out the two Martinis with breakfast? If so, more power to ya!)

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    3. Re:Well duh! by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      If you're drinking two cups of coffee with your Cheerios at breakfast, that's two Martinis that you're not drinking with your Cheerios at breakfast
      Also two hits of crack you aren't smoking.
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  31. Cirrhosis in Seattle? by kozmonaut · · Score: 0

    To further support this data, I'd like to see the cirrhosis rate in a heavily caffinated area - like here in Seattle say, to that of the South, where the coffee is God-awful and undrinkable.

    I'm sure we have less up here, even though we drink tons of strong beer too.

    Strong beer + strong coffee = healthy, wealthy and wise

    1. Re:Cirrhosis in Seattle? by seriv · · Score: 1

      I doubt there would be a noticable difference. Seattle may love coffee and brew the good stuff, but people drink shitty coffee in the south on a regular basis. Everyone wants to wake up.

    2. Re:Cirrhosis in Seattle? by Gryle · · Score: 1

      Damn Yankee sissies. Coffee ain't suppose to have flavor. Ain't supposed to taste good. If it can't peel the paint off yer pick-em-up truck, it ain't worth the time it takes to drink it. *glowers*

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    3. Re:Cirrhosis in Seattle? by Zaibatsu100 · · Score: 1

      that is ironic, american coffee eg. starbucks, is notoriously bad. yes yes, i know you had a civil war though.

    4. Re:Cirrhosis in Seattle? by Gryle · · Score: 1

      'tweren't nothing "civil" about it...

      Sorry, I'm having' way too much fun. :)

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  32. old news by kesuki · · Score: 1

    but i'm sure a lot of people forgot about this one already.. if you're gonna drink til you pass out remember to have a pot of joe in the morning to cure the hangover and keep your liver alive ;)

  33. Justification/Rationalization by doodlebumm · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Interesting how every week there is a new study that proves something is actually good for you (in some way or another, but usually not completely good for you) so that people can be justified in their actions. One day there will be a study that points out that pedophiles are less likely to contract AIDS and STD's than non-pedophiles, so if you are prone to pedophilia, you will be healthier (as long as you don't get caught).

    People will justify their actions through rationalization right up to the day they die.

    1. Re:Justification/Rationalization by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      Where the heck did you come up with the idea to compare pedophelia with drinking coffee? This is hardly a case of simply trying to justify a bad habit. I think you have this confused with the American tendency to justify over-eating or something.

      As far as this article goes, I'm probably in about the 120% reduction range. I keep waiting for coffee to be bad for me, but they have as yet to come up with anything. Damn my healthy lifestyle!

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    2. Re:Justification/Rationalization by doodlebumm · · Score: 1

      I didn't compare coffee to pedophilia. In fact I didn't even mention coffee. I did say that our society makes excuses and rationalizes any kind of action for their own purposes. Where the heck do you come up with the idea that I compared coffee to pedophilia? And, I wasn't confusing my statements with anything. I only commented on justification and rationalization. Damn my tendency to be correct!

  34. That's not all it does... by Guspaz · · Score: 1

    Coffee gives me a similar length word with two 'r' in it.

    1. Re:That's not all it does... by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Coffee gives me a similar length word with two 'r' in it.

      Slurry?

      Furry?

      jitter?

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    2. Re:That's not all it does... by eluusive · · Score: 1

      I'd like to know too. I don't know WTF he's talking about. Hemroids? That only has one r. I suck at this game!

    3. Re:That's not all it does... by TooMuchEspressoGuy · · Score: 1

      Heartburn!

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    4. Re:That's not all it does... by TheDormouse · · Score: 1

      I spit my mixture of coffee and beer halfway across the room when I read your idiotic post.

      Hemorrhoids has 2 r's.

    5. Re:That's not all it does... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus, people! It's diarrhea!

  35. Please note tea does not work by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Funny

    As an adjunct, they noted that consuming tea does not have a similar effect.

    Doc: Nurse, this man's liver is failing! Get him four cups of coffee, strong and black!

    Nurse: But, Doctor, he's caffeine intolerant - it says it interacts with his other meds.

    Doc: Oh, ok, in that case, give it to me, I'll drink it.

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  36. Re:Merely correlation? or a Cunning Plan? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    They based the results on a questionnaire, after all, and many of those are far too broad (and too sloppily answered) to give precise data about an individual's real consumption of either alcohol or coffee.

    I'm not sure if you know this, but most human studies are heavily questionnaire oriented, and we do have a range of questionnaires, including self-administered (useful for embarrassing subjects), informant-administered (usually one's spouse or, in this case, perhaps your bartender and barrista), and clinician-administered (where a trained specialist asks you the questions and is watching for how you answer and evasiveness, and may have follow-up questions).

    We can't go around and cage you up like we do mice, and accurately measure your caffeine and alcohol consumption. Human subjects have to consent, have to participate, and the level of invasiveness impacts the participation.

    As to coffee-drinking being a white-collar lifestyle, in my experience, having worked in forestry, mines, road construction, computing, management, and research, I would say it's class neutral and exists in all levels - people who do manual work drink coffee at work, at lunch, and at the bar before heading home or when having breakfast - people who are white color do the same, just in a different manner. Your personal observations may be clouded by your limited experience in world travel and working in different occupations.

    But, a good study would do comparisons in say Norway, Japan, USA, Canada, and Kenya just to be sure. And have a large enough study group that even when you sub-sample (say Canada, or maybe blue collar workers in urban areas versus rural areas) you still have significant populations.

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  37. Confluence by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

    If only this story also touched on the NSA trying to use their unconstitutionally acquired data to find recreational drug users, I’d have the most on-topic .sig EVAR!

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  38. Engrish was right! by Lachryma · · Score: 1
  39. What kind of coffee? by calculadoru · · Score: 1

    One question for the boffins then: what kind of coffee is more effective? The rich, tasty stuff that Europeans drink, or the brown-coloured water the Americans seem to prefer?
    Just wondering - because if it's the latter, there's something wrong right there.

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  40. The ultimate solution by jtshaw · · Score: 1

    Sweet! So 17 beers helps prevent prostate cancer and coffee prevents cirrhosis... Besides the 30 trips to the bathroom a day from drinking a pot of coffee and 17 beers I'm all set!!!

    1. Re:The ultimate solution by Maxite · · Score: 1

      Sweet! So 17 beers helps prevent prostate cancer and coffee prevents cirrhosis... Besides the 30 trips to the bathroom a day from drinking a pot of coffee and 17 beers I'm all set!!!

      Up until you kilter over from kidney failure..

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  41. So this is what passes for science nowadays? by hahn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Selection bias. They have no way for controlling the quantity of alcohol that these people consume NOR the number of years for which they consume it. Even alcoholics all drink different amounts of alcohol. Therefore you have no way of knowing if the coffee drinkers also tend to drink less alcohol (ergo, less damage to the liver), which is a very plausible explanation. The authors even admit they don't have a biologically plausible theory for why coffee might protect the liver.

    And 20% is nothing with a sample size this small. An 80% drop when they drink 4 or more cups of coffee? Who has room for alcohol when they've drunk 4 cups of coffee per day? I'm willing to bet there's a huge drop in cirrhosis rates when someone eats a lot too.

    There's a huge difference between association and causality, but lack of distinction results in hasty and flawed interpretations.

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    1. Re:So this is what passes for science nowadays? by PresidentEnder · · Score: 1
      If I remember correctly, cirrhosis is caused when the liver has to process Alcohol, a high-priority toxin, before it can deal with whatever else is already being processed. The stuff that it should be working on while it's dealing with the alcohol builds up and causes scarring. This implies that people who eat nothing at all have the lowest rates of cirrhosis in the world.

      I am not a doctor, but I used to be an EMT.

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    2. Re:So this is what passes for science nowadays? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a bit skeptical. My grandfather drank a lot of coffee and cirrhosis still killed him.

    3. Re:So this is what passes for science nowadays? by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1

      Who has room for alcohol when they've drunk 4 cups of coffee per day?

      Uh... what's that? You're supposed to drink a few liters of water pet day but if you drink 4 cups (~1 liter) of COFFEE, then you're filled up and can't drink nor eat anything else? I'll tell ya who has room for alcohol, even right after 4 coffees. There's that mechanism that evacuates unneeded fluids through your, erm.. noodly appendage. Try to take a piss sometime, you might actualy enjoy it.

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  42. Coffee gets a bad rap by Joebert · · Score: 1

    Coffee makes you feel better, AND has an addiction mechanism that automaticly reminds you that you need more, does it get any better than that ?

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  43. What the coffee is really doing by laxisusous · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Everyone is talking about the connection between coffee and Cirrhosis without examining how alcohol causes Cirrhosis. The trick that coffee is doing is marginally reversing the harmfull effects that cause Cirrhosis. Basically the alcohol depleats the nutrients that the liver needs, causing Cirrhosis. The coffee has some of the nutrients that alcohol removes. The better idea is to replenish ALL of the nutrients so as to feel no ill-effects from alchohol (as far as health is concerned).

    There is a great book writen by a professional nutritionist that discusses how this works in detail. The title is pretty cheesy but the work is solid. It is called, "Drink as Much as You Want and Live Longer" by Frederick M. Beyerlein.

    Also a good web reference to debunk alot of alcohol related health myths (with the profesonal research to back it up) is at:
    http://www2.potsdam.edu/hansondj/index.html

    Amazon link to "Drink as Much as You Want and Live Longer":
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/155950188X/002-71 01737-9453630?v=glance&n=283155

    laxisusous

  44. Coffee = Employed -- No Coffee = Unemployed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tend to assume "medical studies" check the basics, but...I wonder if they screwed up something obvious? I enjoy drinking coffee, and I do so on my personal time often. Percentage-wise though, basically all my coffee drinking takes place during work hours. I'll drink 1-3 large (16oz+) coffee's a day at work and only 1-2 small cups over a weekend. Maybe the people who seem healthier after this study are just people who worked more regularly over that time. Because it is much more difficult to drink while working, more work means less drinking. So if people work more they'll tend to drink more coffee and less alcohol. Maybe it's just the less-alcohol part?

  45. abstinence by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    How about 100% abstinence? No alcohol related problem whatsoever. And the problems of alcohol comsumption far outway any imaginary benefits.

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    1. Re:abstinence by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      imaginary benefits
      Enjoyment may be intangible, but it is not imaginary.
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    2. Re:abstinence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are actually real benefits to regular moderate alcohol consumption. I'm certainly not going to abstain, but perhaps you don't have the self control to moderate your own drinking.

    3. Re:abstinence by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Enjoyment is not a benefit. It might be a benefit, if it is healthy.

      For example, execizing in gym is enjoyment (endorphines) AND healthy. Ergo, benefit.

      Alcohol consumption is just slackness, similar to masturbation, computer games or listening to music.

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    4. Re:abstinence by DavidHumus · · Score: 1

      If we abstain, the terrorists win!!

    5. Re:abstinence by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Abstinence also helps you to get into Heaven after you finish your life down here. Actually, this is so good of a deal that some people also abstain from fornication, adultery, usury and, yes, infringing copyrights.

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    6. Re:abstinence by Bent+Mind · · Score: 1

      I've often found that claiming an activity is enjoyable, or healthy, is completely relative to the person making the claim. While both enjoyment and health are beneficial, they do not rely upon each other. I would still gain a health benefit even if I did not enjoy my workout at the gym. I would also gain a enjoyment benefit from helping sick people, though I doubt it's good for my health.

      That said, I've never understood complete abstinence from anything that doesn't require it for survival. Personally, I'd rather live a shorter, enjoyable life than a long, walled-in life.

      I did find your example interesting in a couple of retrospects. You list exercising in the gym as good (benefit), masturbation as bad (slackness). Yet they are the same. You're just tricking your body into producing endorphins. If you want to make a distinction, go help someone haul dirt, build a home, or some other physical activity that produces something.

      The other aspect I found interesting, the three items you list as slackness all require mental exercise. You contrast that with physical exercise. Somehow it doesn't surprise me that you would hold mental ability in contempt.

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    7. Re:abstinence by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      They are not the same. Gym has two independent components (they are dependent but on different levels) - pleasure and health. Masturbation is bad for health, pleasure - I would suspect the pleasure is really dubious, given the fact that it is an erzats for something both naturally useful and pleasant.

      Hauling dirt and building home is even better than exercising. The problem is you do not have much possibilities here, in the modern world.

      Computer games is not mental exercise, listening to music is not mental exercise even if it seems so. The physical analog of computer games would be exercising just one muscle all the time (or something like body building), where the goal is shifted from strength to smth else. I am not sure where "music - mental exercize" comes from.

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  46. Thank God by ficken · · Score: 1

    Now I can undo what I did the night before.

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  47. Have to update the old joke by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have to update the old joke about the ineffectiveness of using coffee to sober up.

    Q: What do you get when you feed coffee to a drunk?
    A: A wide-awake drunk (with a healthy liver.)

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  48. Cheers! by Nuitana · · Score: 2, Funny

    I highly recommend coffee, tequila & Bailey's. This news explains why I was in such good shape when I drank it.

    1. Re:Cheers! by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I highly recommend coffee, tequila & Bailey's
      Don't forget the toothpaste so that your mouth feels fresh after you've puked up all over your bathroom.
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  49. More coffee = less acetaminophen = less liver dama by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

    Funny you should mention headaches.

    Here's why coffee might protect people from alcoholic liver disease.

    Caffeine fights headaches (Anacin contains caffeine, btw).

    More caffeine -> less headaches -> less taking of acetaminophen -> less liver disease.

    Alcohol + acetaminophen is dangerous, alcohol induces CYP 2E1 which converts acetaminophen into a heptotoxin (NAPQI) which depletes glutathione, which causes liver damage.

    N-Acetyl-Cysteine stops the liver damage too, it is used as a antidote to acetaminophen overdose.

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  50. I have just one question... by patio11 · · Score: 1

    ... what does a krona taste like?

  51. Simple - more coffee - less beer by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    I mean come on, you can only handle so much fluid. Sixteen cups of water a day will provide complete protection against alcoholic cirrosis of the liver...

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  52. false cause? by jacksonscottsly · · Score: 1

    It seems to me much more likely that the stimulant properties of caffiene probably bring to coffee drinkers more waking hours as well as nervous muscle twitching/etc... and that it's the extra labor of the body which discourages horrendous liver damage... Hasn't good exercise already been shown to decrease the effects of this (and most other) disease?

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  53. Bailey's by RareButSeriousSideEf · · Score: 1

    Well if they're right, coffee & Bailey's ought to be a break even as far as the ol' liver is concerned.

    Now I just wonder if 12 cups a day is enough to offset the single-malt habit... if so, I'm a hell of a lot healthier than I thought.

  54. Re:More coffee = less acetaminophen = less liver d by bn557 · · Score: 1

    It may just be the diuretic properties of coffee that cause you to go to the bathroom 400 times an hour, flushing your system, that helps too.

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  55. Cause/effect mixup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Show me a homeless drunkard that will buy four cups of coffee a day on his limited budget. Drinking lots of coffee on a regular basis correlates with the desire to get work done. And that puts a damper on the amount of alcohol you can ingest in the daytime.

  56. Re:Look for the Crown by lhorn · · Score: 1

    In Norway, we usually add ethanol until the crown floats, or the cup is full, whatever comes first...

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  57. Worth of this study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that people, who are drinking more than 2 or 3 cups of coffee a day in general don't have an great affinity to alcohol. That's maybe the reason for the 80% reduction of risk - they just didn't have enough time to drink lots of alcohol.

    On the other hand... Even if it is true and the study belongs scientific requirements, a high load of coffe may cause other problems like keeping the victim sleepless or causing problems with cardivascular system. So it is not the right sign to create the illusion that an alcohol addicted (alkohol addiction is reason #1,#2 and #3 for cirrhosis) can avoid or reduce the risks by drinking an additional gallon of coffee.

    The best way to avoid cirrhosis is to avoid alkohol in general or - if you think that alkohol is a "must" - to be careful.

    Regards

    Anonymous Coward

  58. Re:More coffee = less acetaminophen = less liver d by sydb · · Score: 1

    So your saying that what the medical community has mistaken for alcoholic cirrhosis all these years is actually caused by drinkers taking painkillers? There are a lot of drinkers who fight their hangovers with more alcohol. Presumably their livers are OK too.

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  59. Six of one ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I'm never going to get cirrhosis of the liver, but does anyone know what I can do about my insomnia?

  60. Now where'd I put my glasses - oh! on my head! by billcopc · · Score: 1

    What they're basically saying is that coffee greatly reduces your chances of getting cirrhosis. That's great, but what are the evils of drinking so much coffee ? Isn't caffeine bad for us ? I've been drinking tons of pop since I was a wee hacker kid, and to me caffeine withdrawal is no different from any other drug-induced malaise - i.e. headaches, soreness, confusion/distraction, homicidal tendencies.. Seems like we're trading one vice for another here.

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  61. Red Bull and Vodka by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew that was a health drink. Every time I have it I feel wonderful.

  62. badly titled submission by cmdr_tofu · · Score: 1

    I think the title "Study says Coffee Protect Against Cirrhosis" is misleading.

    The title of the actual article is phrased as a question. From the article
    we see no conclusions being drawn:

    "This is not a recommendation to drink coffee, nor is it a recommendation that the way to deal with heavy alcohol consumption is to drink more coffee," warns Klatsky, who adds that the observational nature of the data may limit its interpretation.

    Do the slashdot submitters have some additional data that the researchers did not? I think the only claims we
    should make are that there are correlations between coffee (not caffeinated beverage) consumption and liver
    life. I didn't see the data but I am not clear from the article if they even compared groups who drank
    similar amounts of alchohol each day as coffee drinkers and not coffee drinkers. It could be that coffee
    drinkers who drink alchohol tend to drink less and tea drinkers who drink alchohol tend to drink the same.

    We all know that decreasing alchohol consumption protects against liver disease.

  63. The study failed to account for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the fact that most people who drink 4 cups of coffee a day spend too much time urinating to have a chance to drink alcohol and contribute to cirrhosis in the first place!

  64. Re:More coffee = less acetaminophen = less liver d by esper · · Score: 1

    That's... a bit of a stretch.

    I don't know about you, but I'm not ready to assume that 80% of drinkers follow it up with heavy use of painkillers in general, much less that they follow it up with acetaminophen specifically. Without that assumption, reduced acetaminophen consumption seems rather unlikely to be the reason for an 80% reduction in the rate of cirrhosis among those who drink 4+ cups of coffee per day. It could still be a contributing factor, sure, but the primary reason? I doubt it.

  65. Such a useful study... by default+luser · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    However, those who drank both alcohol and coffee had lower levels than those who drank alcohol but did not drink coffee

    WOAH! You mean to tell me that people who drink half a dozen cups of coffee or more a day DON'T drink excessive amounts of alcohol? You mean to tell me that people who drink enough alcohol to pass out every night don't rtend to drink coffee? WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT!

    Really people, have you EVER seen an alcoholic who is a coffee freak? Most people tend to be one or the other. Some hardcore alchys mix, getting high by day and trashed by night, but most alcoholics don't really want the "pick me up" associated with coffee.

    Have you ever seen a coffee freak get blitzed? It is a rare event.

    Coffee and alcohol are polar opposites. You usually abuse one or the other, but not both. This study's conclusion assumes there is no relationship between alcohol use and coffee use, but that's just ignorant. That's like the RIAA pretending DVDs and video games don't eat into their sales, that pirates are the sole cause of their loss of marketshare. You can only drink so much of anything.

    Yeah, this is hardly a scientific rebuttal, but since when did you need science to spot something so blatantly obvious?

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    Man is the animal that laughs.
    And occasionally whores for Karma.

  66. Pros and cons by suitti · · Score: 1

    Coffee, with caffeine, can have anti-oxidant effects, can keep you awake and alert, and give you a little rush

    but

    caffeine can screw up your sleep cycle, is addictive - complete with withdrawl symptoms, can give you arthritis and osteoporosis, stays in your body for a long time, has cumulatative effects.

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    In the US, food containing caffeine has to say it has it, but does not have to say how much. This makes it more difficult to self medicate.

    A colleague complained that she needed to stay awake, but didn't want to take too much, for fear of not getting to sleep at night. I computed it down to 2 oz of Coke. I suggested she by a 12 oz, drink 2 oz, and toss the rest. People don't take my advice very often.

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    -- Stephen.
  67. Sour Grapes (or Coffee Beans?) by Pometacom · · Score: 1

    Boy it must suck to read news like this and realize you spent 10 or 15 years carefully abstaining from all allegedly harmful natural substances, no matter how fun ingesting them might have been, and then read about a study suggesting the stuff might not be very bad for you after all.