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  1. Re:Excel? on 'Robofish' Schools the Rest · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Firstly they had to Disable all mackerels without notification

    Macros. I meant macros.

  2. Re:No kidding on HDBaseT Supporters Hope To Kiss HDMI Goodbye · · Score: 1

    The best way to improve signals over long lengths is use some sort of repeater. I said the best way to improve signals over long lengths is use some sort of repeater

  3. Re:Very popular on Russian Company Buys ICQ · · Score: 1, Funny

    Mine ends in an i, its an imaginary number in the complex plane and I receive messages from another dimension.

  4. Re:Taking out capital ships? on New Russian Weapon Hides In Shipping Container · · Score: 5, Funny

    We once ordered a bulk shipment of used ISA abnd SCSI cards on ebay from Russia for a recycling project.

    Due to a mix up at customs I received a mislabeled container destined for a well-known middle east state. Imagine my surprise when we opened it and found four fully-armed intercontinental nuclear cruise missiles. How we laughed. Needless to say we left negative feedback and returned the item. The sales manager was not happy AT ALL.

  5. Re:Seriously? on Change In Experiment Will Delay Shuttle Launch · · Score: 4, Funny

    They havent bought it yet.

    They're waiting for the second-chance offer to come up on ebay.

  6. Re:tribe on Best Alternatives To the Big Name Social Media? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Adult Friend Finder. When thats down, you'll find me at MSN Gaming Zone, in the Chess rooms.

    ....What..?..Stop looking at me like that!

  7. Re:"the end" "continues"? on The End of the 3.5-inch Floppy Continues · · Score: 4, Funny

    The last time I used a floppy disk, it was to strip out the flexible platter inside to use as a UV filter for the solar eclipse

    That was in 1999

  8. Re:Timelines on Microsoft Gets Back Its FAT Patent In Germany · · Score: 1

    Wow. Your google-fu is strong, grasshopper

  9. ah on IBM Creates World's Smallest 3-D Map · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah miniature maps. The next big thing.

  10. Re:I need a subject? OK on Amateur Records the "Sound" of Mars Express · · Score: 1

    "All these worlds are yours except Europa, attempt no landing there"

  11. Re:Thanks Bruce on Project M Could Send Every Scientist To the Moon, By Proxy · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Robots would put a lot of us porn actors out of work for a start

  12. Re:Heomeopathy = Placebo on NHS Should Stop Funding Homeopathy, Says Parliamentary Committee · · Score: 1

    Placebos work great till people start getting addicted to them.

  13. Re:I see how you might be confused on Google Airs Super Bowl Ad · · Score: 1

    I did add an operator but Slashcode garbled it...

  14. Re:I see how you might be confused on Google Airs Super Bowl Ad · · Score: 4, Funny

    begin; while {tits36c} find tits; end;

  15. Re:Exponential Growth on Nano-Scale Robot Arm Moves Atoms With 100% Accuracy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah nanotechnology.

    Its the next big thing.

  16. Re:Ethical line ? In movies ? on James Cameron On How Avatar Technology Could Keep Actors Young · · Score: 1

    Tell that to the families of all those dead Na'vi.

  17. Re:3:55? on Honest $10,000 SPAM · · Score: 1

    Didnt you get the email?

    Check your spam folder

  18. Re:NOOOO!!!! on Honest $10,000 SPAM · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Nigerians benefited.

    Irony on so many levels.

    Christ. Where to begin with this

  19. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... on The LHC, Black Holes, and the Law · · Score: 1

    Throw them in a room, lock the doors and let the god particle sort them out.

  20. Re:What do they know? on DARPA Kick-Starts Flying Car Program · · Score: 5, Funny

    Youre right. These flying cars will never take off.

  21. Re:While slightly humorous on 2009 Darwin Award Winners Announced · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Thats because theyre not in our Monkeysphere.

  22. Re:While slightly humorous on 2009 Darwin Award Winners Announced · · Score: 1

    They didnt have time to say it.

    They were thinking it though.

  23. Re:Peak Oil is Not a Troll on Thorium, the Next Nuclear Fuel? · · Score: 2, Informative

    You dont seriously believe we spent billions invading Iraq to bring democracy to the Middle East?

    Go and watch The History of Oil - Robert Newman. Its both hilarious and informative.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5267640865741878159#

  24. Re:Cool on What Would Have Entered the Public Domain Tomorrow? · · Score: 1

    You wont find any classified docs on bit torrent.

    Everyone knows youll find them on Usenet

  25. Re:New Zeland on Boost a Weak 3G Modem Signal, With a Saucepan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does it shrink in the heat or something?