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  1. Re:No Problem... on Extinct Ibex Resurrected By Cloning · · Score: 1

    Don't worry about it.

    If the ibex population gets out of hand well just clone some sabre tooth tigers as predation pressure.

  2. Re:First, make a good video game on Religion in Video Games · · Score: 1

    There are no atheist in foxholes.

    Particularly when storming the Normandy beaches in Medal of Honor Allied Assault

  3. Re:Everytime he drives in front of my house... on $25,000 of Communications Gear In a $500 Car · · Score: 1

    Every time he drives past my house my Grandads pacemaker kicks in and he starts running circles on the ceiling.

  4. Re:Timebombware on DECAF Was Just a Stunt, Now Over · · Score: 1

    Yeah but theres no advantage to it. Its sorta like a prostitute doing volunteer work

  5. Re:Woop de freakin do on 26 Gigapixel Photo Sets New World Record · · Score: 1

    Oddly, if you fire up Google earth you can zoom into Dresden town centre. If you look very very carefully you can see a half-dressed student standing on a roof with a camera made from glitter glue, Pringle cans and Lego.

  6. Re:Spam = spy chatter? on Project Honey Pot Traps Billionth Spam · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow cool link. Thanks for that.

  7. Re:.no on Are Sat-Nav Systems Becoming Information Overload? · · Score: 1

    My TomTom is a godsend. Id be lost without it.

  8. Re:What's the energy density? on Nanotech Ink Turns Paper Into a Low-Cost Battery · · Score: 5, Funny

    No duh. You carry around a jpg of the battery on your phone. When your battery is about to die, you go to a network printer, print off the jpg and replace the new battery.

  9. Re:Energy consumption hypocrisy. on LHC Reaches Record Energy · · Score: 1

    The application potential for new science is open-ended. Anyway. Out of my way luddite. Im first in line for a portable black hole garbage compactor on ThinkGeek.

  10. top secret on US Air Force Confirms New Stealth Aircraft · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Theyre just telling us its a secret new invisible jet because they dont want to tell us what theyre really working on

  11. Re:This is why I protected myself on When a DNA Testing Firm Goes Bankrupt, Who Gets the Data? · · Score: 1

    I licensed my DNA to my offspring, its closed-source with a limited distribution policy.

  12. Re:The point is ? on Commodore 64 Runs Again On the iPhone · · Score: 1

    To save money on an external acoustic coupler?

  13. Re:Solution on Recovering the Slums of the Internet? · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was condemned due to an infestation of Noobs.

  14. Re:They've totally lost the plot on MPAA Asks Again For Control Of TV Analog Ports · · Score: 1
  15. Re:Not to rain on their parade.. on Computer-Aided ESP Transmits Binary Numbers, Slowly · · Score: 1

    Lets not get carried away Professor Moriarty

  16. Re:WOULD NOT BUY FROM THIS SELLER AGAIN on Skype Founders File Copyright Suit Against eBay · · Score: 1

    An easier number to write down and remember as their remaining bank balance.

  17. Re:Research of evacuation jamming? on Obstacles Near Emergency Exits Speed Evacuation · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run.

    If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
    [Mitch Hedberg]

  18. Re:Sheep with wooden legs? on Scientists Create Artificial Bones From Wood · · Score: 3, Funny

    Theyre enhancing sheep with charcoal bones to create legs of lamb that can BBQ themselves

  19. Re:Facts FUD on Noctilucent Clouds Likely Caused By Shuttle Launches · · Score: 1

    1 Metric tonne of water is 1 cubic metre. It doesnt sound like much to me either In comparison, an olympic size swimming pool has 2m x 25m x 50m = 2500 metric tonnes of water.

  20. Re:Windows TCO on PC Invader Costs a Kentucky County $415,000 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Nix users generally have a higher level of tech knowledge in general.

  21. ill start on Hawking Says Humans Have Entered a New Stage of Evolution · · Score: -1, Troll

    I see that Stephen Hawking is ill in hospital again.

    They shut him down for an upgrade and when he rebooted, Norton AntiVirus had deleted his childhood memories.

  22. Re:tl;dr on 200-Year-Old Cipher Finally Cracked · · Score: 1

    Another piece of luggage locked with a another secret code. A code far more fiendish and devilish than the last

  23. Re:Sir Begs-A-Lot on Artist Wins £20,000 Grant To Study Women's Butts · · Score: 3, Funny

    The research material and surveying software is online:

    http://www.mobileasses.com/

  24. Re:Does it run Linux? on First Electronic Quantum Processor Created · · Score: 3, Funny

    I once designed a system around imaginary numbers.

    It was too complex.


    ..baddum tish!

  25. Re:Lucky for them on AT&T's Bad Math Strikes MythBusters' Savage · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah violent angry mobs. Is there anything they cant do.

    The cause of, and answer to all lifes problems.