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  1. Re:Cost of Living? on Some Developers Leaving Google For Microsoft · · Score: 1

    It may be a stretch, but I think there are people that work at night because they were enjoying sunny cal. at day.

    (The nearest beach is how many hours drive again??) 1h?

  2. The answer is simple on What Happened To Palm? · · Score: 1

    Windows CE

  3. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? on North Pole Ice On Track To Melt By September? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just in time for everybody to have the right to bear arms!!!111

    But I'm not sure if it's only regular bears or polar bears as well.

    Oh wait...

  4. Re:Impossible to detect? on IT Students Contract Out Coursework To India · · Score: 1

    Yeah, probably this moron of a teacher got kicked out of industry because even though he could explain it beautifully in a "word document", he never made his hello world program compile.

  5. Re:It's about damn time on Supreme Court Holds Right to Bear Arms Applies to Individuals · · Score: 1

    No, everybody got it wrong!!111

    Everybody has the right to bear arms. So everyone should be getting a severed bear arm in no time...

  6. What I would do: on Cool/Weird Stuff To Do On a Cluster? · · Score: 1

    Some cool things to try

    - AI / Math stuff: think solving rubick's cube, etc
    - Fractals: try an arbitrary precision library and zooming in very deeply on a fractal
    - make -j (yes, -j, not -j something) on a linux kernel :P
    - Genetic programming

  7. Re:Fools! on Why the LHC Won't Destroy the World · · Score: 5, Informative
  8. Re:Death Coil on Helping Some Students May Harm High Achievers · · Score: 5, Funny

    rubbing organic garlic on their feet to try to get rid of their headaches

    No maaaaan, you apply it directly to the forehead...

  9. Re:Okay. Here's *MY* blog entry, Senator on McCain Asks Supporters To Campaign On Blogs · · Score: 1

    Then you should vote for Kodos

    D'Oh!

  10. Re:Only one solution then on Study Links Storm Botnet's Growth To Illegal Drugs · · Score: 1

    I second this

    Antibiotics are given to livestock for growth purposes in a very uncontrolled fashion.

    (Even then, it's probably a not good idea making antibiotics OTC, but again, anti-bacterial soap and all that jazz are good for building resistant bacteria as well)

  11. Re:Say What!? on 'Extreme Programming' Controls Phoenix Mars Lander · · Score: 2

    I believe the main issue with using linux is memory protection.

    "Real Time OS" is (kind of) "marketing speak" for a OS that does pretty much nothing. Not because it is bad or poor, but because it was designed that way.

    And really, up in Mars you don't need hundreds of processes, user interaction, etc, etc

    What you need is a basic framework for working with (and that VxWorks does), and you ABSOLUTELY NEED the OS to STEP OUT OF THE WAY when you need it!

    Because sometimes the only way to fix a problem is binary patching something on the fly, or rewriting most of the system data, etc. Try doing that in Linux.

  12. And the biggest irony is... on Twitter Not Rocket Science, but Still a Work in Progress · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...twitter blog is hosted on blogger (Google), and this morning it was out of service.

  13. Re:Yes, sure, it is the evil gang... on What Makes a Programming Language Successful? · · Score: 1

    And I assume writing everything twice (like in Blah x = new Blah() ) is cool then... Or maybe importing dozens of libraries and instantiating a handful of classes for "Hello World"

    Oh, you want to talk about scaling? About automatic memory management and gc (that doesn't suck)?

    I can't remember the last time I had to worry about memory management in Python, Haskell (exception is "infinite use of memory" caused by some incorrect usage, which would be a problem in any language). And C++ you say? STL solves 90% of the problems.

    No to mention that Python nor Haskell (or not even C# - yes, VM was unloaded) take a million years to start the VM.

    Scaling? Actually, this has been solved for some time now, the answer lies in thinking functional (thet's the way Google does things). And Java wins hand down as the least functional language of all (Functors?? c'mon). At least in C you have function pointers. You can even do currying using some black magic (not recommended)

    Adding more coders is never simple, and even C# has a JavaDoc kind of mechanism.

    "strong typing is there to keep you from doing stupid things"

    Except when it makes you doing a million data conversions just to print something on the screen.

    "lemme know when banks switch their systems to LAMP and we'll talk."

    1 - We'll have to wait until banks get to Java in the first place (which is really unfortunate, Java is pretty good considering what several banks have there) :)
    2 - Most of the logic is in the DB

    "but you're too cool for java"

    Considering all the projects I have worked, I guess only one would benefit from Java (and that was a legacy automation system written 50% in Pascal, not pretty)

  14. Re:Aging Engineers on What Makes a Programming Language Successful? · · Score: 1

    "The reality was, that the kids just wanted to pretend they were doing OOP. They still used straight C, they just created structs and organized functions in files as if they were classes. It was actually rather clever and made it easier to maintain.
    "

    This is not pretending to do OOP. This is effectively OOP.

    Linux kernel uses OOP and is still 100% C. Same thing with other systems...

    You DON'T have to use an OOP language to do OOP. And what they've done is true OOP, without the language support.

  15. Yes, sure, it is the evil gang... on What Makes a Programming Language Successful? · · Score: 2, Funny

    that is going to kill poor Java

    It is not the fact that it is overly verbose, too rigid, and is bloated as as a puffer fish on helium.

  16. Re:Too much UNIX for me on FBI Wiretapping Audit Secrets Uncovered Via Ctrl+C · · Score: 1

    ZXCV (also) makes sense because they are all near the Ctrl key, hence, making it easy to type with one hand only.

  17. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. on Fat People Cause Global Warming, Higher Food Prices · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Oh, so you don't really understand Darwinism. Unless you get heart disease or have a stroke before you hit sexual maturity, this is irrelevant.

    Actually, it matters a lot.

    If your arteries are clogged, it is harder to get it up. It is harder to have a uneventful pregnancy, etc, etc

    All of that gets in the 'darwin chain'

  18. Re:To what end? on A Billion-Color Display · · Score: 4, Funny

    To see billions of colors at the same time one only needs LSD technology...

  19. Well, duh... on Round Robin Scheduling Not Power-Efficient · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everybody knows that it should be Round Batman, it is soo much better :P

  20. Re:lactation on Platypus Genome Decoded · · Score: 1

    What?

    Forget about the cheese, I want the Omelette!!!

  21. Re:In other news... on Taser International Wins Lawsuit to Change Cause of Death · · Score: 1

    Remins me of a mention in the news of old causes of death

    Amongst them: "died suddenly", "died of old age" and "died with a start"

  22. Re:In America... on Taser International Wins Lawsuit to Change Cause of Death · · Score: 1

    I would suggest reapatedly tasing lawyers, since they are perfectly harmless

  23. Re:Denatured alcohol on Consumer Ethanol Appliance Promised By Year's End · · Score: 1

    Also, don't forget that guns and bullets dont kill people, what kill people is bullets going through people after being fired from a gun.

    But yeah, bullets and guns are harmless, really.

  24. Re:Hmm. Transexuals? on The Military Plans To Regrow Body Parts · · Score: 1

    Actually, more important is what's remaining, not what is missing...

  25. Re:silly on Cybersecurity and Piracy on the High Seas · · Score: 3, Funny

    And as the old saying says...

    Say no to Piracy! Don't steal ships.