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  1. Re:Ridiculous... on EU Says Microsoft's Abuses Are Ongoing · · Score: 1

    Forget the fact that noone is preventing consumers from using or buying competing products.

    Oh yeah ...
    Ever tried to buy a PC from a 'High Street' retailer (in the UK)
    that does NOT come pre-installed with the MS windows OS? Fat chance.

  2. Re:Microsoft, and linux... hrmmmm on Meet Martin Taylor Of Microsoft's Open Source Test Lab · · Score: 1

    Oh ... I forgot to mention. Windowmaker is my 'desktop' system
    of choice on Linux. I do use Gnome and KDE sometimes, if I fancy
    a change of scene. It's nice to have the freedom to do so ;-)

  3. Re:Microsoft, and linux... hrmmmm on Meet Martin Taylor Of Microsoft's Open Source Test Lab · · Score: 1

    Linux will never truly become a 'desktop' system.

    And why should it? The desktop as we know it will probably be
    obsolete in a few years. IMHO the market for the desktop PC has
    probably peaked. The future belongs to peer to peer technologies
    for distributed 'computing' and data storage services accessed
    by devices that are a combination of mobile fone and PDA.

    OSS development is light years ahead in this respect. And Linux
    in particular since its happy in embedded and supercomputing
    environments. The real future.

    Thats why MS is shitting its collective pants.

  4. I wonder ... on Meet Martin Taylor Of Microsoft's Open Source Test Lab · · Score: 4, Funny

    If Martin Taylor the guitarist knows he's got
    an evil alter ego at MS?

  5. I want some .... on 4Gb CF Card Announced · · Score: 1

    but OUCH the $price$

  6. Re:Boddingtons? on Beer Added To The Food Pyramid · · Score: 1

    Boddingtons is garbage. Get some Theakstons Old Peculiar down yer neck.

    As to the article, as soon as I saw the can of Guinness I knew they
    were BS merchants. Guinness tinned and draught is one of the most disgusting
    over hyped 'keg' brands available. To call that crap beer is blasphemy.

  7. We need another poll on Pew Study: File Traders Don't Care About Copyright · · Score: 1

    This could be a good topic for a /. poll.

    Copyright Laws?

    1 ... For.
    2 ... Against.
    3 ... Doh.

  8. clocks on There Is No Single Instant In Time · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't let the bozo (pictured in the article) near my grandfather clock.
    Just *what* does the imbecile think he's doing? Bloody vandal.

    The real questions in physics are ...

    Do Quantum Mechanics charge more by the hour than Classical Mechanics?
    Do they work weekends?
    Can they fix my TV?

  9. Re:In Soviet Russia... on Starchaser Rocket Capsule Drop Tests Successful · · Score: 1

    jokes not meant be funny.

  10. Re:economics of rewarding on Starchaser Rocket Capsule Drop Tests Successful · · Score: 2, Funny

    1 ... capture Sadman.
    2 ... borrow WMD/scud from Sadman.
    3 ... use WMD/scud to win x-prize.
    4 ... profit $45,000,000

    Sadman would make a good test 'pilot'. (no need for a chute) :-)

  11. Re:Article text in case of Slashdotting on Starchaser Rocket Capsule Drop Tests Successful · · Score: 1

    Hmmm. Do I smell a Marvel Comics conspiracy ...

    I mean. Willyalookatdafacts:

    contact *Lee Kirby* , X prize.

    Sony owe Stan $10,000,000 (alledgedly).

    What's goin on here?

  12. Re:Details on Starchaser Rocket Capsule Drop Tests Successful · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, it's called the ground. ........ SPLAT ... POP ... chute deployed. :-)

  13. Re:XPRIZE Guidelines on Starchaser Rocket Capsule Drop Tests Successful · · Score: 1

    I still prefer my plan.
    After all it says x-prize *guidelines* ;-)
    Guidelines are pretty flexible, forget all the nasty engineering stuff.
    Slip the judging panel 50 bucks and a bottle of bourbon each, problem solved.
    That still leaves about $9,999,750 in prize money for the taking.

    Now where can i find three volunteers?

  14. optimistic & redundant on Starchaser Rocket Capsule Drop Tests Successful · · Score: 3, Funny

    The name Starchaser is a bit optimistic.
    How about ... LEOlimper.

    So far all they've done is chuck it off the back of a plane.

    Anyway to get the 10 megabucks the thing only has to be

    capable of launching three people into space.

    No mention of gettin em back :-) so a parachute is somewhat redundant.

    Now where can i find three volunteers????

  15. Re:Starchaser on Starchaser Rocket Capsule Drop Tests Successful · · Score: 2, Funny

    British Rocket Science 1950 - present.

    Scene: Top secret rocket testing range somewhere in
    the home counties. The Mk IV rocket squats
    on it's launching pad.

    WC Ponsonby-Psmythe: What ho chaps spiffing what?
    So this is the old jalopy what?

    Gen. Fforbes-Fforbes: Jolly good show. I say you
    eggs what times the orrf?

    Private Erk: 0600 m'lud. (tugs forelock)

    Ponsonby-Psmythe: Top hole. Here comes the boffin.

    Prof. Quatermass: (Reading instructions on box)
    Hmm. Light blue touch paper ...
    Stand well back. Ahhh.

    Ponsonby-Psmythe: What's the Cricket score? Had a
    jolly old punt on old bean.

    No wonder the UK got nowhere fast.

  16. Fat chance this working on Another Beer Please · · Score: 1

    It is a common problem ? you are in a bar or restaurant with your drink almost gone and you are desperately hoping that one of the staff will notice and offer you a refill.

    Sounds like you need to develop bar presence, not a microcontroller bub.

    Bar tender 1: Look at the dweeb waiting for a refill.

    Bar tender 2: Five bucks says we can keep him dangling a whole hour.

    Bar tender 1: (serving customer who's just walked in) You're on.

    Dweeb: (waving $20) Er ... Er ... Er guys ...

  17. Re:A little OT but on SETI@Home Publishes Skymap · · Score: 1

    I work for an unlisted government (can't say which) department tasked
    with developing the procedures for just such an occurrence.

    I am currently tasked with debugging the software (alpha release0.01b)
    for our latest device.

    Probe Anally Inserted Nano Forensic UtiLity (PAINFUL).

    It was intended for release as an OSS project, but for security
    reasons we would've had to hunt down and terminate (with extreme
    prejudice) anyone outside the department who worked on or knew of
    the existence of any such project or device.

    Also, for the record, we don't allways wear black.
    I for one (as my /. voting showed) am quite partial to Plaid. :)

  18. Re:They won't find anything... on SETI@Home Publishes Skymap · · Score: 1

    "Its been said that to detect any civilization from its radio emissions requires a very narrow time frame"

    The 'window' for a technological civilisation probably looks something
    like this .... :

    * Living in caves picking bugs off each other.
    * Discover fire.
    * Wheel invented.
    * Printing.
    * The enlightenment.
    * The industrial revolution.
    * Electronics Radio Computing Mega-Corporations.
    * Lawyers in Mega-Corps begin copyright/IP litigation.
    * Living in caves picking bugs off each other.

    So yup, they're probably gonna find diddly-squat. :)

  19. Re:If the signal has INCREASED? on SETI@Home Publishes Skymap · · Score: 1

    The following is an excerpt from a signal received and decoded
    by the seti@home team based at the Arecebo radio telescope.

    a.l.yo.. b.se...re b.l.ng.t..us
    a...y.ur.b.ses...e...lo...to.u.
    al. ...ur b...........long to us
    a.l...ur bas....re.....ng....us
    all......bases......el..g .....
    all y.....ase...re belong... u.
    a...your..as...ar.....on......s
    a.....ur..... ....e be........us
    a...........es a.......ng to us
    all yo.........are belong to us
    all yo.....ses are be....... us
    a...........es are belo.......s

    When questioned by reporters from the Daily Planet a seti@home
    researcher was quoted:

    "The signal carrier appears to exhibit a marked blue shift as
    though the source were moving directly towards the Earth at a
    velocity of about 0.98c. We have no idea what it means."

    It's only a matter of time dudes :-)

  20. Could be BSOD on Gates: Microsoft IP Finds Its Way Into Free Software · · Score: 2, Funny

    What about the BSOD screensaver for X?
    Perhaps its the MS _ BSOD he's on about ;-)

  21. Bamboo Guitar to go with the Bike on Bamboo Bike A Reality · · Score: 1

    You can also get an environmentally friendly bamboo
    guitar to go with the bike. :-)

    http://www.giles.com/yamaha1/pressreleases/PAC/b am boo.htm

  22. Re:** Hypocrite ** on RIAA Now Targets Pirates' Parents · · Score: 1

    Real name
    Peter Richard Czerwinski
    Sheffield England ;-)

  23. IMHO on RIAA Now Targets Pirates' Parents · · Score: 1

    It's the RIAAs job .. more specifically the Performing Rights Society or the
    NPMA [www.npma.org] .. to collect royalty payments on the behalf of their
    members who own the copyright / mechanical copyright to material.

    Legally, they are in the 'right' and the people violating copyright law
    are in the 'wrong', this is a fact, it is true, deal with it.

    OK. IMHO, what they're doing now is a bit heavy handed, but these are early
    days in our new digital age. Ways and means are going to have to be thought
    out to deal, sensibly, with such disputes. Knee jerk reactions serve no one.

    A more sensible way perhaps, of collecting royalties would be to charge ISPs
    a license to allow file sharing of copyrighted material to take place in
    their dataspace. Similar to what they do now with respect to Radio Stations
    and TV Networks. Royalty's on CDs are usually collected at the point of
    manufacture (CD pressing plant) based on numbers pressed. So hassling stores
    by returning CDs is pointless, the royalties been paid up front.

    Royalty payments from radio stations are based on 'perceived' audience size.
    A large broadcaster say Radio One (in the UK) would pay ~ £20/min in royalties.
    So this is the sort of moolah we're talking about.

    If this is the road that is chosen ... then ...

    ISPs will pass these licensing costs on to their customers (TANSTAAFL dudes)
    bottom line ... if you want to be able to 'freely' share copyrighted data, expect
    to pay more to get online.

    (IANAL)

  24. Re:** Hypocrite ** on RIAA Now Targets Pirates' Parents · · Score: 1

    At least he's not hiding behind an AC tag sunshine.

    Quote: what an arrogant idiot you are? UnQuote: QED.

    Copyright (for the above quote) AC 2003.

  25. In Soviet Russia .... on Russian Minister Gets Spammed, Spams Back · · Score: 1

    SPAM is just a tin of processed meat of unknown origin.