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  1. Re:Phone numbers? fooled filters on Russian Minister Gets Spammed, Spams Back · · Score: 1

    Fooled filters ...

    I just filter out ALL HTML e-mails and delete em from the server.
    Since most SPAM is HTML it no longer bothers me. Sorted :-)

    Plain text rules KO.

  2. Re:How does Hollywood stay in Business? on MPAA to Launch Anti-Piracy Commercials · · Score: 1

    How very true.

    I work with and play in a few local bands.
    Technology allows us to create CDs of our music.
    Then what we do is -

    We run off say 50 copies and have a deal going with some
    small indie record stores to take copies sale or return.

    We usually charge/CD:

    Cost of media ~ 0.24
    Bit o profit ~ 1.00 an why not :)
    Store markup ~ 0.50 or whatever.

    Total cost to customer ~ 1.74 and if they want to copy it
    for their mates they can, more people hear our stuff and
    they might come to gigs.

    Are we going to make BIG money doin this? .. nope.
    Do we care .. nope.
    We're happy.
    The guy at the record store is happy. (a lot of local
    musos are their customers its good publicity for em)
    I HOPE the people that get the CDs are happy.

    We're thinking of puttin stuff online as beerware, if people
    want to buy us a beer after downloading feel free.

    Are we going to worry the major labels? .. doubt it.
    Do we give a hoot? .. nope.

  3. Re:Starving Artists Ha on MPAA to Launch Anti-Piracy Commercials · · Score: 1

    Some good points here.

    I'm lucky in that I live near an independent (art house)
    movie theatre that shows films that don't get widespread
    distribution. Ticket prices are subsidised by the Arts
    Council (here in the UK) and they are thus able to compete
    on price (£5 ~ $8) with the megaplexes.

    They also show the occasional 'Hollywood Blockbuster'.

    Locally I have about four multi-screen (5+ screens) big name
    cinemas to 'choose' from, all however showing the SAME
    overhyped releases. Choice of viewing is therefore actually
    being limited by the film industry.

    Mostly I tend to BUY (not pirate) DVD. They are, on the whole
    good value, also its the only way I can get to see the type
    of movie I prefer.

  4. Screenplay for my new movie on MPAA to Launch Anti-Piracy Commercials · · Score: 1

    How to screw the public part one.

    Scene: Office at the *AA. A meeting is in progress.

    CEO: Sales are down. My poor artists are gonna starve.
    (pauses to scoop caviar into his fat gaping maw)

    Peon 1: The public have finally woken up to the fact
    that we're selling em a heap of rehashed shit
    and that our starving artists are a bunch of
    whining talentless morons.

    CEO: Impossible ... Your ass is fired.

    Peon 2: Must be those pesky downloaders again boss.
    (Kisses CEO's fat quivering ass)

    CEO: You're right lets sue their lame asses.

    Peon 2: I'll need to budget some ads.

    CEO: Good idea. Use some of those whining talentless
    morons we've got on the payroll.

  5. The real reason they're losing money perhaps on MPAA to Launch Anti-Piracy Commercials · · Score: 1

    I wonder if its occured to the *AA that sales are down
    not because of piracy but for another reason entirely.

    I put it to you that the 'starving' artists
    and the product that they're trying to push SUCK?

    The teeny boppers have grown up.

  6. Piracy hmmm on MPAA to Launch Anti-Piracy Commercials · · Score: 1

    Where can I download and co er backup these ads?

  7. Re:Fitness 4 nerds on Getting Back Into Shape While At The Office? · · Score: 1

    Just thought of something else ....

    Get a full body virtual reality suit and er suitable 'software' ;).

    Alternatively invent the holodeck and run the counsellor Troy program.

  8. Fitness 4 nerds on Getting Back Into Shape While At The Office? · · Score: 1

    Some advice:

    1) Type faster.

    2) Get a bigger mouse mat.
    (movin' the mouse further burns more cals)

    3) Play video games at higher level settings.

    4) Get a keyboard with stiffer keys.
    (NB windows users only need [ctrl][alt][del])

    5) Get a swivel chair with castors and go for the
    occasional zoom round the office.

    6) Sit further away from the beer/coke dispenser.

    7) Get a heavier mouse.
    (Works well with option 2)

    Hope this helps.

  9. Oh hum its been (sorta) done ... on MIT Students' Audiopad Mixes Electronic Music · · Score: 1

    Looks like they've reinvented the wheel. There's nothing
    fundamentally new here.

    Avant garde composers were doing stuff like this way back
    in the 60's. The ideas, if not the technology have been
    around even longer.

    People walking around a happening triggered photocells
    wired to electronic musical devices thus creating a
    changing 'musical' event.

    These guys get a grant to do this 'research'??
    Gravy train city ... how do I get on this course?

  10. Re:Definitely Zork. on Celebrating Bad Game Packaging Art · · Score: 0

    Try the adventure lost in ed ... :-)

    foo@bar:~>ed
    help
    ?
    look around
    ?
    open eyes
    ?
    quit
    ?
    bye
    ?
    logout
    ?
    stoppit stoppit let me out of here HELLLP!!!
    ?

  11. Re:BBC game covers? on Celebrating Bad Game Packaging Art · · Score: 1

    FRAK had pretty good graphics for it's day.

    Most games were block graphics.
    The FRAK character upped the ante.

    At the time I had a Sharp MZ80K.
    Boy I envied people with BBC Micros and Apple ]['s with
    proper 'hi-rez' graphics. :-)

  12. Re:A dying trend? on Celebrating Bad Game Packaging Art · · Score: 0

    Nostalgia. Bah ... I'll give you nostalgia. Remember this.

    "You are standing at the end of a road before a small brick building.
    Around you is a forest. A small stream flows out of a building and
    down a gully."
    What

    I don't know that word.
    Understand what?

    I don't know that word.
    What word?

    I don't know that word.
    What word would that be?

    What? .... etc etc etc

    They don't make em like that anymore.
    Say does anybody remember HUNT THE WUMPUS ;-)

  13. Re:1984 on Southeast To Start Video Monitoring Flights · · Score: 0

    oops ... poll
    stand corrected.

  14. Re:1984 on Southeast To Start Video Monitoring Flights · · Score: 0

    I wonder how many people on /. have actually
    READ 1984? I only ask because it seems to
    constantly crop up. A pole is the answer methinks.

    1984?

    * Read the book.
    * Saw the movie.
    * Got a baby brother.
    * Annie Lenox.
    * No comment Big Brother is watching me.
    * I prefer Animal Farm.

    Just a thought :-)

  15. Re:What right to privacy do you think you have on Southeast To Start Video Monitoring Flights · · Score: 0

    I agree. CCTV probably monitors 90% of what you do in
    public already why worry about this. What surprises me
    is that the air carriers aren't already doing it.

    Unless you commit a felony, in which case the video will
    be used as evidence, you have nothing to worry about.

    I can see the conspiracy theorists lining up ....

    Its 1984 Big Bruvva is watching me.
    No he isn't sunshine he's got better things to do.
    Looking out for people that REALLY matter.

    The data is on record for up to 10 years.
    I doubt it, but so what. Real time video even
    compressed is a lot of data to archive. Only the juicy
    bits will be stored. Air rage, mile high club etc etc.
    We can all have a laugh when its shown on reality TV.

    The worse that can happen here is the airline will use
    some of the footage in their staff training vids. Yawn.
    In which case they need to get Your consent.

    They can read the title of my book the naughty company
    can build up a profile of my rampant consumerism.
    Two words, credit card. If you're that paranoid use
    cash or go and live in the hills and eat snake.

    I used to work for a company that designs this sort
    of technology. [www.synectics.co.uk]
    I've been in more CCTV control rooms than i've had
    hot dinners. It's interesting for about five minutes
    then you realise how BORING people are and just get
    on with your job.
    Joe public has nothing to worry about, believe me.

  16. I cant wait to see ... on French Government Bans Term 'E-Mail' · · Score: 0

    The latest Mandrake updates.

  17. Re:If Microsoft starts using these algorithms... on Mutating Animations · · Score: 0

    Won't ever happen. Theyd just evolve into Linux.

    And ol' Billy boy wouldn't stand for that.

  18. Re:Karl Sims' Work on Mutating Animations · · Score: 1

    Creatures III.
    The game.

    I HATE norns.

  19. Re:Mad Scientists of the world unite on United Nuclear · · Score: 1

    In 1960 Stong compiled a book titled The Amateur Scientist, (Simon and Schuster)
    the only collection of articles that has ever been published from this column.
    However, limited to paper and ink, Stong could only fit in 57 projects. Despite
    being only a partial anthology, never being advertised in Scientific American ,
    and appearing long before the rise of home schooling, Stong's book sold over
    10,000 copies. It went out of print in 1972 and is much sought after today by
    amateur scientists.

    http://www.tinkersguild.com/aboutAmSci.html

    No wonder i could never find a copy.

  20. Re:ooooh .... on United Nuclear · · Score: 1

    Weapons of mass conversion.

    E=MC^2

    Booom!

  21. BAH ... I don't on United Nuclear · · Score: 1

    need any of their shoddy merchandise.

    I'm gonna build myself a Tesla coil powered
    doomsday device and conquer the universe.

    Now if only I could find my tinfoil hat.

  22. Re:Are they hiring...? on United Nuclear · · Score: 1

    Its only 24 watts assuning a 12vdc battery.

    Sounds like some kinda ionizer if its producing
    ozone. Dunno why that would increase HP tho.
    Sounds like BS 2 me.

    Couldnt get on their site due to /. effect.

  23. Mad Scientists of the world unite on United Nuclear · · Score: 1

    I remember reading a book along these lines
    way back in the mid 70,s.

    It was a Scientific American publication containing a
    collection of their their Amateur Scientist articles.

    In fact I think it was called: The Amateur Scientist.

    That had instructions for building a particle accelerator
    using bits from an old TV, Refrigerator and various
    bits and bobs of plumbing.

    There was also a rudimentary maze running robot using
    vacuum tube tech. As well as other cool projects.

    To lazy to do a search for it tho.

  24. The peasants R revolting on Satellite Driven Farming Equipment · · Score: 0, Troll

    One of the biggest farm exporting nations in the world, Australia is at the
    forefront of a drive to take broad-scale agriculture back to the precision of
    peasant farming.

    Doh ... ?

    So get some peasants to drive the tractors.
    No need for satnav. But then again ...

    Oz might have reeely stoopid peasants.

  25. Re:Wings In Space on The Star Wars Alphabet Project · · Score: 1

    Force fields. Aerodynamic force fields. Obvious innit? Wings or lack thereof dont matter. Aint fantasy tech wonderful ;)