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  1. Re:Can this be used for prank phone calls? on Firefox OS 1.3 Arrives: Dual SIM Support, Continuous Autofocus, Graphics Boost · · Score: -1

    You really missed the boat on that. Before 2010's "Truth in Caller ID" act, and during the heyday of fly-by-night mom-and-pop VoIP telcos, you could call pretty much anybody, pretending to be anybody, and more or less get away with it. These days I whould just be content with listening to old Longmont Potion Castle LPs.

  2. Man, the lumber cartel is NOT going to like THIS on Spam Replacing Postal Junk Mail? · · Score: -1, Funny

    ( TINLC )

  3. I hope they look like DC-8s on Space Planes to Meet 'Big Demand' For Tourism · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want to visit some volcanoes

  4. Re:Thank Ma Bell on Teen Phone Phreak Targeted by the FBI · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Equally retarded is trusting caller ID for a 911 call.

    ANI exists for a reason.

    I suspect this kid was spoofing ANI (which is possible if you have the right kind of PSTN termination; it's not a hack, christ). If he was spoofing CID and actually managed to send the SWAT team to some peoples' houses, some E911 centers really need to review their policies.

  5. He may be blind on Teen Phone Phreak Targeted by the FBI · · Score: -1

    But he's no Joybubbles.

  6. I just use spam.la on Easy Throw-Away Email Addresses · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's no privacy (everyone can view everyone else's mail) but it's perfect for throwaway registrations where your only concern is reading whatever content some site has to offer.

  7. It's about fucking time on New Mono 1.2 Now Supports WinForms · · Score: -1

    How long did it take them? 3 years?

    Meanwhile Mono and .NET both grow less and less relevant.

  8. Firefox is a piece of shit on Nine Reasons To Skip Firefox 2.0 · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Bantown has exposed 30 vulnerabilities in Firefox. It is not suitable for use even by children, as they may be exposed to MySpace.

  9. Blue ray more like Jew Ray [NT] on Slashback: Sony Blu-Ray, Phone Records, Korean Cloners · · Score: -1

    I SAID NO TEXT seriously

  10. Re:Not such big news after all... on Sun to Release Java Source Code · · Score: 0

    Slashcode is written in Perl.

  11. Not such big news after all... on Sun to Release Java Source Code · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Really, who cares about Java any more?

    Most of the promise of the technology is already gone and it's become yet another dinosaur for button-pushing undermen and Indians who hide behind their many certifications and years of overspecialized "experience".

    Java offers nothing useful or exciting compared to what's out there. Sun has mismanaged and mismarketed the platform since the beginning. If it weren't for Java's supreme ability to support the conference, buzzword and certification industry, it would probably never have even found its niche within corporate applications.

    Java is a failure and it's time to move on.

    I suppose in the end I'm happy they're open sourcing it. This means that when Sun goes bankrupt after years of abject ruin, at least someone will be able to keep maintaining the language to support their 15 year old banking application.

  12. Sigh... on The .EU Landrush Fiasco · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Typical European heavy-handedness and its predictably failed result. The continent is doomed.

  13. RIP TIMECOP on Competing to Work for Microsoft · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I just read on 2ch that Tim E. Copperfield has died in a car wreck. Of course he is most famous for appearing as the homosexual nigger 'timecop' on the internet. He is also well-known for his role as the rabbi in "Salvation of Areems". The Gay Nigger Association of America, which he founded, has officially closed its doors, after having already been on life support for months. Whether or not you enjoyed his jewishness or fondness for guro, there is no denying his contributions to popular trolling. Truly an African icon.

  14. Buttes announces victory over Flock on Yahoo! Buys del.icio.us · · Score: -1, Troll
    Buttes Announces Victory over Flock
    Buttes Announces Victory over Flock

    (Palo Alto, CA. - DEVELOPING) The Buttes Foundation, a non-for-profit organization dedicated to empowering tomorrow through trolling today, announced victory over the Flock browser and the piddling company behind it. The announcement took place during a packed session at the Scientology center in Mountain View. Very important Buttes operative rolloffle said he found the air deliciously clear of thetans and other impediments in the pursuit of a good troll.

    "Quite simply, Flock sucks," opined Buttes spokesman Khaled to an appreciative audience. "But not only does it suck; it is also a failure", he added to nods of agreement. On the wall was a complicated graph showing blogging activity regarding the dead-on-arrival "Social Browser". Khaled pointed to a sharp color change in the second quadrant which corresponded with the introduction of the Go Flock Yourself weblog, which has been detailing the worthlessness of Flock, its authors, and its fans since shortly after the introduction of the ill-fated application.

    "As you can see here," said Khaled, "blogging activity about Flock turned decidedly negative after we began to expose its shortcomings". He then added "we also got Scoble to comment on our blog", pausing a minute before saying "lol". Shouts of "roflmao" and "you da man" erupted spontaneously from the crowd.

    Rolloffle took over at that point, elaborating on the negative attention Flock has received, and finishing with Buttes's mea culpa, the eradication of the giant Flock advertisement from wordpress.com's front page. While the administrators of WordPress have not returned requests for comment at this time, it can only be assumed that the Go Flock Yourself blog (proudly featured on the front page since shortly after its inception) has made association with Flock a costly and embarrassing proposition.

    During a busy Q&A session, the brainchild behind Go Flock Yourself, a diminutive Canadian who goes by the name "Screaming Eagle USA", offerred to clarify the role of the popular weblog now that Flock has officially failed. "Go Flock Yourself is designed to empower the sarcastic and trollish masses of the internet to drop a big, steaming turd all over Web 2.0 and all of its extravagances." Screaming Eagle displayed a slide of recent posts about say-so, yellowikis, and Squidoo, demonstrating a pattern of hard-hitting journalism that leaves no worthless, dollar-stuffed startup with its "perpetual beta" web application untouched. "Our victory over Flock will allow us to leverage all of our core competencies, maximizing ROI across skill domains, in order to architect the synergistic folksonomies that will empower the anti-Web 2.0 revolution."

    About Buttes:
    The Buttes Foundation is a group of trolls and ne'erdowells that has successfully terrorized the Something Awful forums through its internet terrorist offshoot Team Barry. In recent years, Buttes has expanded the reach of its deadly ruyn-rays to the world's telephone networks and now the blogosphere. More information on Buttes is available at Encyclopedia Dramatica.

    About Flock:
    Flock is an amateurish fork of Firefox which adds various extensions of marginal utility that integrate unaffiliated services (del.icio.us, flickr, etc.) directly into the browsing experience. Flock also includes a substandard blogging tool which even its most diehard users have had a hard time adopting. Flock is currently burning through approximately $1 million of venture capital, after which point it will promptly fold after failing to b

  15. That's all interesting, but... on Barenaked USB Drive · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Buttes Announces Victory over Flock
    Buttes Announces Victory over Flock

    (Palo Alto, CA. - DEVELOPING) The Buttes Foundation, a non-for-profit organization dedicated to empowering tomorrow through trolling today, announced victory over the Flock browser and the piddling company behind it. The announcement took place during a packed session at the Scientology center in Mountain View. Very important Buttes operative rolloffle said he found the air deliciously clear of thetans and other impediments in the pursuit of a good troll.

    "Quite simply, Flock sucks," opined Buttes spokesman Khaled to an appreciative audience. "But not only does it suck; it is also a failure", he added to nods of agreement. On the wall was a complicated graph showing blogging activity regarding the dead-on-arrival "Social Browser". Khaled pointed to a sharp color change in the second quadrant which corresponded with the introduction of the Go Flock Yourself weblog, which has been detailing the worthlessness of Flock, its authors, and its fans since shortly after the introduction of the ill-fated application.

    "As you can see here," said Khaled, "blogging activity about Flock turned decidedly negative after we began to expose its shortcomings". He then added "we also got Scoble to comment on our blog", pausing a minute before saying "lol". Shouts of "roflmao" and "you da man" erupted spontaneously from the crowd.

    Rolloffle took over at that point, elaborating on the negative attention Flock has received, and finishing with Buttes's mea culpa, the eradication of the giant Flock advertisement from wordpress.com's front page. While the administrators of WordPress have not returned requests for comment at this time, it can only be assumed that the Go Flock Yourself blog (proudly featured on the front page since shortly after its inception) has made association with Flock a costly and embarrassing proposition.

    During a busy Q&A session, the brainchild behind Go Flock Yourself, a diminutive Canadian who goes by the name "Screaming Eagle USA", offerred to clarify the role of the popular weblog now that Flock has officially failed. "Go Flock Yourself is designed to empower the sarcastic and trollish masses of the internet to drop a big, steaming turd all over Web 2.0 and all of its extravagances." Screaming Eagle displayed a slide of recent posts about say-so, yellowikis, Squidoo, demonstrating a pattern of hard-hitting journalism that leaves no worthless, dollar-stuffed startup with its "perpetual beta" web application untouched. "Our victory over Flock will allow us to leverage all of our core competencies, maximizing ROI across skill domains, in order to architect the synergistic folksonomies that will empower the anti-Web 2.0 revolution."

    About Buttes:
    The Buttes Foundation is a group of trolls and ne'erdowells that has successfully terrorized the Something Awful forums through its internet terrorist offshoot Team Barry. In recent years, Buttes has expanded the reach of its deadly ruyn-rays to the world's telephone networks and now the blogosphere. More information on Buttes is available at Encyclopedia Dramatica

    About Flock:
    Flock is an amateurish fork of Firefox which adds various extensions of marginal utility that integrate unaffiliated services (del.icio.us, flickr, etc.) directly into the browsing experience. Flock also includes a substandard blogging tool which even its most diehard users have had a hard time adopting. Flock is currently burning through approximately $1 million of venture capital, after which point it will promptly fold after failing to be at

  16. NEWS AT 11 on Has Google Peaked? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Self-important yutz with a worthless blog noone reads replies to self-important yutz with a worthless blog noone reads.

    TAKE IT TO YOUR BLOGS, BLOGGERS.

  17. Of course Google has peaked on Has Google Peaked? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    That's why they're busily copying every "portal" feature from their superior competitor.

    Not like it will make any difference here. The drooling Google fanboys at the helm of Slashdot and every other internet forum packed with self-important undergrads who think they understand the internet will continue to praise every single move the worthless punjabs in Mountain View choose to make.

  18. Longhorn more like Copland. on Windows Longhorn Beta Screenshots · · Score: 2, Funny

    What a failure. How many more features will they lose before they just abandon it entirely.

    Ooh-wee, eye candy!

    Let me in on this!

  19. Dear Timothy on Zeta Goes Gold · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Possessive its has no apostrophe, you fucking retard. How many visitors a day again and you idiots still can't hire an editor?

  20. I see a flaw. on Water Now More Awesome Than Previously Thought · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Doesn't pumping up water from the ocean consume lots of energy?

  21. #buttes implores you to watch on Graphical Gentoo Installer In The Works · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    As all the self-important Gentoo users flee in droves, knowing that it is now possible to use their distribution without going through an overly elaborate and unnecessarily lengthy install procedure. Were I a Gentoo user right now, my penis would be shrinking at a rate of at least 1 meter/hour, though that gives me at least 9 hours to unroll it (just like I unroll my loops) and buy a Mac.

    This is the greatest news I've heard since finding out that young African children have to mine the precious gold alloy that goes into Carly Fiorina's diamond-studded vibrator.

  22. Re:Not a crime, even if they did it on Judge: Schools Don't Have to Help Music Industry · · Score: 1

    I agree.

  23. GNAA FP on New York Court Says Telecommuters Must Pay NY Tax · · Score: -1, Troll
    GNAA Mourns Passing of Litigious Nigger
    GNAA Mourns Passing of Litigious Nigger

    Famed nigger icon Johnnie Cochran passed away today following an extended and erotic bout with highly potent Gay Nigger AIDS. Reports from his surviving harem of young black males indicate that Cochran first received the holy seed last year at a secret ceremony in Japan.

    "Cochran was a willing recipient of my AIDS-infested manly output," said GNAA president Timecop, pausing from his breakfast of collard greens and discarded shorts.

    "I will always remember his shaft as being particularly wide and penetrating," admitted famed African JiZZy to an uninterested Popeyes phone operator, referring to a 2003 sweaty encounter with Johnnie in a Kansas City shower. In IRC, elite nubian malaclypse lauded the departed lawyer, stating "HE STOLE FROM THE JEWS AND GAVE TO THE POOR" and then ejaculating all over his monitor. "That's the third time this month," remarked resident sex-slave Grog, who eagerly lapped up the spilled seed.

    Special services for Cochran will be held in the official channel of GNAA, #gnaa on irc.gnaa.us. Attendees are invited to bring bottles of EROS brand lubricant and Macintosh computers for the following festivities. Female creatures need not apply.

    About Johnnie Cochran

    Johnnie Cochran was born to a family of former slaves in 1937. Throughout his youth he came into contact with many of GNAA's agents, who successfully inculcated the values of trolling and homosexuality in his fertile mind.

    Cochran's trolling career started in 1995 with his successful defeat of the odious female Marsha Clark in a Los Angeles courtroom. Though America subsequently had a nice day, Cochran continued to be an object of much masturbation and insertion among loyal gay niggers everywhere.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect

  24. LOL WHAT A CROCK on Mac mini in a Volkswagen · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I'm afraid I don't quite understand.

    What's so goddamn novel about throwing an underpowered, overpriced Mac inside a dashboard? As if to prove the ages-old adage that Volkswagen owners are retarded fashion whores, we now have exactly that.

    If one were interested in getting a portable media center for his car, he would have many options that involve spending less money and/or getting more bang for your buck. Why, for the $500 he spent on his fashion accessory that can't play games, he could've gotten a Dell desktop with approximately double the speed, and expandability to boot, plus he would've instantly been able to use the vast array of Windows and Linux software available.

    Proof once again that Macs are nothing more than an item for trend whores and label sluts.

    Christ.

  25. Yikes on Is Apple The New Microsoft? · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Websites that spread trade secrets and leak important details about upcoming products (including ship dates, manufacturing locations, key design details) months before they're announced are hardly websites that "love the company".

    What sort of fucking moron writes something that preposterous.

    A slashdot editor, of course.