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  1. Re:Arbitrary? on Doomsday Clock To Advance · · Score: 1
    It could be Star Trek: The Wonder Years.

    As in, 'wonder how much cash those damned trekkies gonna fork over for this trainwreck so we can make the payments on our Beamers'?

  2. The Only Way on How Can We Convert the US to the Metric System? · · Score: 1

    At gunpoint. Unless you can convince the Regime that if we stick with Imperial, the terrrrists win..

  3. Re:actually, the chapter 7 will be involuntary. on SCO Files To Amend Claims To IBM Case, Again · · Score: 1
    any time three creditors have had enough, they can flip your crackling dry carcass over the edge into chapter 7.

    Which begs the question of why somebody hasn't done this yet. Surely can't be the entertainment value of watching SCO twist gently in the wind...

  4. Re:egregious punctuation on SCO Bankruptcy "Imminent, Inevitable" · · Score: 1
    These. Are. Not. Sentences.

    What can I say? Shat happens.

  5. Re:Their stock has actually gone up! on SCO Bankruptcy "Imminent, Inevitable" · · Score: 1
    Due to the amount of money owed Novell vs the amount of money SCO has, it's possible that the stock price is going up due to speculators looking for Novell to acquire SCO in the near future....thereby getting Novell stock. Just a guess.

    Depends on if they have to pick up SCO's liabilities as well. I don't think even Novell is stupid enough to want to take the liabilties along with what's left of any questionable assets. Hell, better to wait til the sheriff comes and auctions everything off, that way you get clean title to it.

  6. Re: Once more (in English). on SCO Bankruptcy "Imminent, Inevitable" · · Score: 1
    For those of us with with suspicious minds, it also has the feel of poetic justice in that the money Microsoft and Sun spent to kill Linux winds up going to a Linux distributor (Novell owns SUSE) to defend a major Linux contributor (IBM).

    Which Microsoft will get back over the years as part of the Novell/Microsoft agreement in which Microsoft fronted Novell a pile of cash and gets a chunk back every year. This whole SCO/IBM/Novell/Microsoft/Sun thing is almost as confusing as watching the Three Stooges in Esperanto.

  7. Re:You monster, I can't believe you'd do that on SCO Bankruptcy "Imminent, Inevitable" · · Score: 1
    to those two innocent hookers.

    I sure would do it to the whore in the front office.

  8. Re:About 50 developers? on SCO Bankruptcy "Imminent, Inevitable" · · Score: 1
    SCO's quarterly financial reports say different. They state about $2 million in research and development costs for the last reported quarter.

    That's an awful lot of l*wy*rs researching more ways to stir the pot...

  9. Re:Knowing Your Neighbours on Detection of Earth-like Civilizations in Space Now Possible · · Score: 1
    Never mind what SETI are doing, the STI (Search for terrestrial intelligence) project havn't found much here on earth yet! ;)

    Musta spent a year in Cleveland one weekend...

  10. Re:Knowing Your Neighbours on Detection of Earth-like Civilizations in Space Now Possible · · Score: 1
    If they were really interested in finding and contacting us, they would have done so by now

    Some people say they already have! Though why they only ever contact toothless rednecks in pickups in Arkansas at nighttime on lonely roads is perhaps a mystery for another day.

    'Talent' scouts for the intergalactic version of Springer?

  11. Re:Knowing Your Neighbours on Detection of Earth-like Civilizations in Space Now Possible · · Score: 1
    Coelcanth (sp), IIRC, back in the 50's. Thought to be extinct for about 50 million years.

    Wonder if they go good with lemon & butter...

  12. Re:Problem with things like torture on ABC/Disney Shuts Down Blog Exercising Fair Use · · Score: 1
    If you are right-wing Christian, doesn't that involve _following_ your religion? The one that supposedly had a man called Jesus who talked about doing good, being good to everyone etc?

    In the church, we call those types of people who are confusing you "hypocrites".

    Which ones? The ones actively following the principles of their religion, or the right wing neocon nutjobs masquarading as Christians?

  13. Re: loss of productivity on Office 2007 — Better But a Tough Switch · · Score: 1

    My question is, will the files outputted be compatible with older versions of MS Office? And for how long? Microsoft's been in the habit of changing file formats just to justify selling newer versions of the same old tired software.

  14. Re:The best archival filesystem on File Systems Best Suited for Archival Storage? · · Score: 1

    That too. Loose the stones, yer SCREWED.

  15. Re:The best archival filesystem on File Systems Best Suited for Archival Storage? · · Score: 1

    Yup. 20 million Mormons can't be wrong.

  16. Re:Reliability? on Seagate Plans 37.5TB HDD Within Matter of Years · · Score: 1
    Well, if it doesn't work, just use a bigger HAMR...

    Tim Taylor would be proud. :)

    Screw that, just rewire it

  17. Re:Coming Soon: The LTO-48! on Seagate Plans 37.5TB HDD Within Matter of Years · · Score: 1
    But then, most of the servers in my care consist of a pile of RAID5'ed SCSI drives that range 36-140GB in size... and I doubt that most of them will get much bigger before it's time to replace the servers themselves. Just because you can get monster capacity on a single drive, doesn't mean that you need to or even want to.

    But think of the pr0n! Won't SOMEBODY think of the pr0n????

  18. Re:i actually like the idea on North Korea's Secret Biochemical Arsenal · · Score: 1
    i like biochemical weapons...this way, we can wipe our shitty selves out of this world...

    If you like the idea of wiping out mankind you should show your support by starting with yourself.

    Nonononono.

    First, the heavy metal band.

    THEN their parents

    THEN themselves.

    If you're gonna paraphrase Denis Leary, at least try to get it close.

  19. Re:To quote from B5 on North Korea's Secret Biochemical Arsenal · · Score: 1
    But not bio-weapons.

    Those are truly scary. Can you imagine an outbreak of a strain of smallpox that cannot be controlled?

    And chemical weapons combined with traditional weapons can wreak more havoc than, say, gunpowder alone.

    Oh my, the sky is falling. We better invade them RIGHT NOW before their heathen commie biologics compromise the purity of our bodily fluids.

    Naw. No oil in North Korea. Our regularly scheduled jihad against Iran is still on...

  20. Re:Bye Bye Microsoft on Office 2007 — Better But a Tough Switch · · Score: 1
    The company is going into the ground like a lawn dart. I'm glad I moved my office manager to OpenOffice last year.

    Don't worry... OpenOffice.org will clone this interface within 6 months.

    Gawd, I hope not. What this all is looking like to me is, a concerted push to get everybody on Vista and make the cash register ring. Update your 2 year old hardware, your OS, your office suite, too bad about your 'killer app' that you NEED to run for your business... *KA-CHING*

  21. Re: loss of productivity on Office 2007 — Better But a Tough Switch · · Score: 1
    Office 2000 meets both of those requirements. I would think any company considering the switch to Office 2007 already has a site license for Office 2000 (or 2K3), so the added cost is zero. Training shouldn't be an issue either.

    Considering that Office is one of their 'bread & butter' offerings, you think they're gonna hand it out for free??? And what of the offices that use a Linux backend for their servers?

  22. Re:Yeah, you know what they replaced it with on Office 2007 — Better But a Tough Switch · · Score: 1

    No 64 bit version yet. Bummer.

  23. Re:Same as always on Cameras Help Cops Catch a Killer · · Score: 1
    Now how this applies to the article under discussion is something else, but in principal I'm not in favor of granting the government additional power that may be abused, unless there are some enormous benefits that outweigh the potential danger of that abuse.

    I'm leary of granting the government any additional power on the grounds that it will be abused. Case in point? The USA PATRIOT Act, whose sole purpose at this time seems to be to chase down government corruption in Las Vegas. Imagine that, an 'anti-terrorist' law with effects far outside its stated scope.

    Doesn't matter if you're a fan of the current 'regime' or not (and 2/3rds of the people in the US seem not), the laws and technology will be abused, if not now, then sometime in the future. George Orwell is alive and living large in 2007...

  24. Re:A generation behind? on Near-Future Fords to Feature Windows Automotive · · Score: 1

    I'll just wait for the Linux version to come out, if you don't mind. The thought of getting a virus in my car's computer by downloading music/email/whatever while I drive is a bit scary to me.

  25. Re:Obviously... on What's Hidden Under Greenland's Ice? · · Score: 1

    So how you intend to power up the Stargate to get back to the Pegasus Galaxy???