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Near-Future Fords to Feature Windows Automotive

dpbsmith writes "The Detroit Free Press reports that a Windows Automotive software suite named Sync will be featured in some cars available Spring 2007, all 2008 Ford models, and Lincoln and Mercury models later. The software does not, apparently, run the engine or do anything directly connected with transportation. It will, rather, allow the user to 'use their vehicle as a computer in key ways, such as hands-free cell phone calls or downloading music or receiving e-mail.' Bill Ford and Bill Gates were reported as saying that having high-definition screens in vehicles, speech recognition, cameras, digital calendars and navigation equipment with directions and road conditions will set car companies apart from their competitors in the future. 'There are going to be those who have it and those who don't. And even those who get it later are going to be a generation behind,' Ford said."

441 comments

  1. This is going to.... by ThePopeLayton · · Score: 5, Funny

    add an entirely new meaning to crashing your car.

    1. Re:This is going to.... by ocean_soul · · Score: 0

      Or your car crashing itself without any apparent reason :-)

    2. Re:This is going to.... by The+Zon · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It will, rather, allow the user to 'use their vehicle as a computer in key ways, such as hands-free cell phone calls or downloading music or receiving e-mail.'
      I'm more worried about the RIAA impounding my car as evidence until the trial's over.
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    3. Re:This is going to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least we might find out what color a real screen of death is.

    4. Re:This is going to.... by alexandreracine · · Score: 0

      Well yeah, if I am correctly reading the article, it seems that there is two "bill"s two pay. That's gonna cost!

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    5. Re:This is going to.... by cherax · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does either of these Bills even do any of these things (e.g. music download) while driving a car? Do they even drive their own cars? Given that just about any distraction (talking on a cell phone, being drunk, being a teen-ager, etc.) increases accident rates by 400%, are they prepared to take responsibility for the increased body count? Or, at the very least, for having given people greater opportunities to do serious harm with a machine originally intended for transportation? The car as entertainment center. The car as office. Sheesh.

    6. Re:This is going to.... by JFMulder · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why should THEY be responsible? It's the people who make the mistakes, not the constructor. There's way to use this in a very safe way. When the United States has more accidental deaths because of MP3 downloading while driving than of gun ownership related incidents (how many time little Bobby's got shot because they played with their dads gun?), then you might have an issue. In the meantime, there are far more dangerous stuff that is made available to people.

    7. Re:This is going to.... by LiMikeTnux · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Ford does that WITHOUT windows!

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    8. Re:This is going to.... by Loco+Moped · · Score: 2, Insightful

      (how many time little Bobby's got shot because they played with their dads gun?) About one for every 40,000 that get killed in auto wrecks because their parents are yammering away on cell phones. You could have chosen a better argument to make your point.

    9. Re:This is going to.... by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      red?

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    10. Re:This is going to.... by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      The meaning is the same, the ways are new :)

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    11. Re:This is going to.... by Xymor · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Sorry for being late boss, my car got a virus and the time the gas ran out, I was in Canada!"

      I think I'll get an iCar instead.

    12. Re:This is going to.... by Divebus · · Score: 1

      Blood red.

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    13. Re:This is going to.... by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "add an entirely new meaning to crashing your car."

      Not to mention another source of revenue for your happy local geek mechanic. The feature bloat on modern cars means they cost more to fix. More money for me! :-)

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    14. Re:This is going to.... by xeniast · · Score: 1

      Does this mean people will be able to "bluejack" a Ford with a cellphone?

    15. Re:This is going to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Why should THEY be responsible? It's the people who make the mistakes, not the constructor. There's way to use this in a very safe way. When the United States has more accidental deaths because of MP3 downloading while driving than of gun ownership related incidents (how many time little Bobby's got shot because they played with their dads gun?), then you might have an issue. In the meantime, there are far more dangerous stuff that is made available to people.

      Then I shall invent my new product, "tire spikes" ala Spy Hunter. When you are lined up parallel to another car, press the button and it will spike their tires. It's the people who press the buttons. When the United states has more deaths from doing this than drunk driving, then it will become an issue..

      No karma mark down for joo

    16. Re:This is going to.... by The_Rook · · Score: 4, Interesting

      this is no joke. early versions of the (windows ce based) idrive system on bmw 7-series cars would crash taking the enitre car with them. nothing would work including the windows and door locks. as i understand it, drivers, on occasion, would get trapped inside their cars and would have to break the car's window to get out.

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    17. Re:This is going to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FORC: Found On Road Crashed

    18. Re:This is going to.... by DrVomact · · Score: 4, Funny

      Give a whole new meaning to "driver incompatibility". "Driver not found" would be really scary. The most scary one of all would probably be something like "Windows has detected a new device, "Brakes". If you have media for this device, insert it now. Or would you like Windows to search for a new driver on the internet?"

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    19. Re:This is going to.... by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      If I had any mod points I'd mod this as redundant. That's been said over and over and over, it's not funny anymore.

    20. Re:This is going to.... by networkBoy · · Score: 1
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    21. Re:This is going to.... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      No idea how it got posted two links up
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=214254&cid=174 11554
      some ref's for the crappy iDrive
      -nB

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    22. Re:This is going to.... by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Or how many drowned in that innocent looking 5 gallon plastic bucket? Or the tub, or managed to light themselves on fire? All of which are more often than your piddling excuse for an argument.

    23. Re:This is going to.... by metalligoth · · Score: 1

      Not only does Ford drive his own car, he only drives cars with his name on them. By that, I mean that he doesn't drive any of his company's luxury such as Jaguar, Land Rover, Lincoln, etc. or other brands such as Mazda or Mercury. He drives a Ford Explorer, and makes the same commute many Detroit-area residents do to get to work every day.

      That said, the Ford Motor Company is far too ingrained in Microsoft's culture. When I was working there, Ballmer showed up one day to chat with Ford about Windows Automotive (this was in 2003), so I had a feeling stuff like this was coming down the pipe later. I tried talking with engineers about iPod compatibility for their stereos and was laughed at because "iPod is an Apple product. It'll never take off". Now of course they're reversing on that one... But how long until they encourage users to only use PlaysForSure? How long until that's made obsolete by Zune? Ford really should be using open standards for an automotive interface. There's plenty of free software out there. (Yes, I realize FairPlay isn't open; I'm talking about OS here, not audio.)

    24. Re:This is going to.... by kasperd · · Score: 3, Funny

      Will all the crashes will be blamed on bad drivers?

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    25. Re:This is going to.... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      This is why my car has no (essential) electronics. I can live without ABS or the radio. Ideally having the alternator working would be nice, but I can live with an electromechanical regulator if I have to.

    26. Re:This is going to.... by Joebert · · Score: 1

      I case of emergency, break glass, standard procedure.

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    27. Re:This is going to.... by SeaFox · · Score: 3, Funny

      Format
      Or
      Reinstall
      Daily

    28. Re:This is going to.... by robzon · · Score: 1

      When the United States has more accidental deaths because of MP3 downloading while driving than of gun ownership related incidents (how many time little Bobby's got shot because they played with their dads gun?), then you might have an issue.
      In other words: poeple are dying because of guns already, so yet another reason to die won't make any difference. Think again.

      Sure, we should take care of the big stuff, but that doesn't mean we should stop paying attention to the small stuff. Even if only 100 people die because of downloading music while driving, it's still 100 lives that could be saved. Unfortunately many people really need to be protected from their own stupidity.
      One death is a tradegy, one million is a statistic.
    29. Re:This is going to.... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Why yes! The clarion AutoPC and Joyride, both automotive entertiainment PC's caused everyone to own one to instantly die. It was a massive murder suicide that happened all across the world with the hundreds of thousands of units that were sold and installed. in the late 90's early 2000.

      Microsoft learned that the AutoPC windows CE platform was not as murderous as they wanted so they teamed up with ford to do this mass genocide they have planned.

      By the way, Clarion sold 200,000 Aujtgopc and Joyride Windows CE based automotive entertainment systems that allowed you to play games, GPS navigation, and install other software to distract you while you drive. It did not kill anyone, there are no recorded or reported deaths due to the devices and the Joyride allowed DVD playback like millions of regular non PC based car stereos do right now in cars.

      You are over reacting huge on this issue, the idea is not new in any way, and does not cause more accidents or distractions.

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    30. Re:This is going to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well now that they've managed to merge the well-reputed quality of Ford with the well-reputed stability of Windows, I'm sure there will be no problems.

    31. Re:This is going to.... by novus+ordo · · Score: 1

      Red?

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    32. Re:This is going to.... by BroncoInCalifornia · · Score: 1

      Well -- Apple OS X is like a Volvo or maybe a Porsche.

      Linux is like a dump truck or maybe an air cooled Volkswagen Beetle.

      And Windows is like a Yugo styled to look like a Volvo or a Porsche.

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    33. Re:This is going to.... by aspx · · Score: 1

      Blue Oval of Death?

    34. Re:This is going to.... by jrockway · · Score: 1

      No, but it does mean that regular font styles stop working.

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    35. Re:This is going to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is why my car has no (essential) electronics. I can live without ABS or the radio. Ideally having the alternator working would be nice, but I can live with an electromechanical regulator if I have to.
      So, does your car have an electromechanical regulator or is it an electronic regulator? If it's electronic, then you're talking out of your ass.
    36. Re:This is going to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least they're not destroying a good brand of vehicle with the crap.

    37. Re:This is going to.... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      It actually has both. In any case, I don't really need the alternator unless I plan on having the headlights on for any length of time.

    38. Re:This is going to.... by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

      Trunk would open or not close, anti-collision system would freak out, car would be "dead" forcing you to get into the trunk and reset something. Ya the iDrive on my mother-in-laws BMW 745 LI is fun!!

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    39. Re:This is going to.... by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      The iCar would suck. Sure it wouldn't crash, but it wouldn't have an engine either.

    40. Re:This is going to.... by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      bout one for every 40,000

      40,000???? Really? Where did you get this number! This is awful. So yeah, bad example. Maybe we should prevent people from their stupidity. It just sucks, because there's a lot of reasonable people who could use this in a safe manner. It's like banning cell phone signals in movie theater. It sounds like a really great idea until you have someone like a surgeon who might be called out of the blue to do some very important operation. You want that guy top be available. Oh well.

    41. Re:This is going to.... by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      I haven't picked a good argument, but my point remains valid. Why should Ford and MS be responsible for the deaths?

    42. Re:This is going to.... by pottymouth · · Score: 1

      "are they prepared to take responsibility"

      Oh hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Man, you are soooo funny!!

    43. Re:This is going to.... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Why should THEY be responsible? It's the people who make the mistakes, not the constructor. There's way to use this in a very safe way.

      No there isn't. This is a computer that's meant to be used while you're driving the car. Using it as meant by the manufacturer causes a distraction and increases propability of an accident. Since accidents often involve crashing into pedestrians or other cars, it causes a public hazard.

      To use an analogy, it is like making a building that falls down if you lean on a wall. If someone does so, and the collapsing building kills people, the constructor is sure as hell going to be responsible for creating a public hazard in the first place, even if some moron ignored the "don't lean here or the building falls down" -sign.

      I for one do not welcome our new unsafe overlords.

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    44. Re:This is going to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Where did you get this number!
      From his ass, obviously.
    45. Re:This is going to.... by anss123 · · Score: 0

      You said, early versions, so was cars with those versions ever on sale? A quick Google and Wikipedia did not turn up anything about this bit of trivia, except for a claim that it is not Windows CE.

    46. Re:This is going to.... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      You are over reacting huge on this issue, the idea is not new in any way, and does not cause more accidents or distractions.

      Is he? How would you know they don't? People, by and large, can barely handle using a cellular phone while driving. I disagree with you that installing a general-purpose computer system with a video display on the dashboard is going to be particularly safe. Frankly, I wouldn't want anyone using such a system anywhere near me on the expressway.

      The idea isn't new ... but the idea of millions of these things being on the road most certainly is. Auto manufacturers have repeatedly demonstrated that while driver safety is important to them, at a certain point it takes a back seat to sales. Hell, if they really cared about driver safety they'd never have foisted the SUV upon an unsuspecting population. But they did, and successfully marketed those vehicles in such a way as to appeal to the closet sociopaths among us. My driving experience is much less safe because of that, so you'll pardon me if I don't take an automobile manufacturer's word about safety.

      So, automotive PCs are not a new idea, but they've never been sold in huge quantities. Marginal products that only appear in a few vehicles each year won't affect accident statistics very much, but a larger number most certainly will. The sad truth is that human beings can take only so many simultaneous inputs before they can't handle a vehicle well. Lately it seems that more and more drivers can't properly process even one: the road! We're too relaxed about driving in this country, and the price for that is dead people (for example, German drivers take the task much more seriously ... presumably because the penalties for injuring someone are very serious as well.) More than once I've had the crap scared out of me by a cabby watching a portable TV on the passenger seat instead of where the hell he was going! Yes indeedy, a video game is just what the modern American driver needs.

      Too many things are competing for our senses in modern vehicles. From a safety perspective, we should be reducing the number of distractions not increasing them, but car makers are trying desperately to find something that will make us buy more cars. The vast majority of drivers don't need a car PC, any more than they need to jabber incessantly on their cell phones.

      Personally, as much as I would like the functionality such a system would offer, I have to question just what effect it would have on my lifespan.

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    47. Re:This is going to.... by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      It doesn't _need_ to have an engine. You don't need one anymore. They are obsolete.

      And even if you _do_ need an engine for some odd reason, you can buy this overpriced one to plug into the USB connector.

    48. Re:This is going to.... by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      Maybe this particular implementation is flawed, but still, there is a way to make this work. How about you turn your keys, boot up the computer device. As soon as you shift gears, the screen goes blank. The device will only accept voice input at this point. So you go and say:

      "Read Mail" and the device reads you the header of the mail and the sender. You say "continue" or "delete" (in case of a Nigerian scam for example). Then the device reads your mail while you are driving. This would be pretty much like listening to the radio, which almost everyone does while driving.

      This I think would be a totally reasonable way to use such a device in a car that would not be deemed dangerous by people. This is what Ford and Microsoft should aim for.

    49. Re:This is going to.... by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I wouldn't want anyone using such a system anywhere near me on the expressway.

      Obviously I can't speak for the specs or method of operation for something I've never seen, but most current nav/entertainment systems can't be operated in certain modes while the vehicle is moving....like playing DVDs on the driver-facing screen or retrieving email, etc. Many aftermarket ones actually have motion detectors in them, not just an easily-defeatable "park" signal input.

      I'm going to make the wild assumption that these will have the same types of safety interlocks.

      Hell, if they really cared about driver safety they'd never have foisted the SUV upon an unsuspecting population. But they did, and successfully marketed those vehicles in such a way as to appeal to the closet sociopaths among us.
      Huh?

      More than once I've had the crap scared out of me by a cabby watching a portable TV on the passenger seat...
      Oh....now that statement makes sense. Leave the city every once in a while. And I don't just mean to the suburbs. A little further than that. Some of us actually need SUVs for the size/4wd, because they are a better choice than driving a pickup for a family (or someone who has to move "clean" stuff). While I agree that the people in cities/suburbs who drive full size SUVs to work, on the highway, alone, and never use them for anything other than a status symbol is a travesty, some of us actually like these things.....for good reasons.

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    50. Re:This is going to.... by briancnorton · · Score: 1

      In 2001, there were 802 accidental firearm deaths in the US. There were 42,443 vehicle deaths that same year, or about 1 in 53. so if the new ford windows causes a rise of just 2 percent, it's already beating out firearms. Cell phones are already blamed for between 5 and 10%, and they don't really require a lot of visual attention to operate. (although I did see someone texting while driving, ugh...)

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    51. Re:This is going to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That simply is an outright lie.

      The iDrive can crash (rarely at most), but it just reboots clean. The door locks have independant systems tied directly to the handle, meaning they unlock manually when you open the handle twice.

      People like you really shouldn't be allowd to spread FUD like that. Its even more outrageous that this comment is marked as a 5 for interesting.

    52. Re:This is going to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it would look like it was built by Tomy, instead of Fisher Price (the Microsoft offering). :o)

    53. Re:This is going to.... by siouxfan · · Score: 1

      Maybe little Bobby's Dad should take more responsibility and keep his gun in a safe locked area? As you say its not the constructor fault. (Gun Maker) The owner of the Car or Gun or whatever has to be responsible for their actions, not the maker of the product!!

    54. Re:This is going to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the big deal? My car already has windows.

    55. Re:This is going to.... by unitron · · Score: 1
      After (DC) generators were phased out in favor of (silicon rectified AC) alternators, electromechanical (i.e., relay-based) voltage regulators were still in use with them for several years before being replaced by solid state devices, so it's possible to have an alternator system where the most sophisticated electronics involved are just solid-state diodes.

      As for your statement in a reply to a reply to the post to which this one also replies,...

      ..."I don't really need the alternator unless I plan on having the headlights on for any length of time."...

      ...even the old mechanically switched ignition systems will run down your battery after a while unless your generator or alternator is recharging it during engine operation. The electricity has to come from somewhere.

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    56. Re:This is going to.... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      even the old mechanically switched ignition systems will run down your battery after a while

      I don't have an ignition system.

  2. Great... by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 0

    I wonder what degree of "Road Rage" the BSOD's will evoke!

    fp?

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    1. Re:Great... by burnetd · · Score: 1

      Of course this time it really could be the blue screen of DEATH...

  3. Obligatory: by Schapsmann · · Score: 1, Funny

    In corporatist USA, Microsoft crashes YOUR car *ducks while chairs are being thrown*

  4. Right by taskforce · · Score: 4, Insightful

    States and countries are banning using cell phones in cars left, right and centre and Microsoft, hot on the heels of the latest trends as always, decides the best place to put a PC is right on the dashboard.

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    1. Re:Right by azery · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, only the driver is not allowed to make a phone call. Other people in the car are free to make a phone call/ watch a movie, etc.

    2. Re:Right by TheDormouse · · Score: 1

      I remember when I first heard about mounting LCD televisions in cars. My first thought was "great idea for minivans and long trips." This seems to be the most common use nowadays.

      But the first time I noticed someone with one of these in a car: LCD mounted on the front dash--almost the passenger's dash since it was to the right of all the other panels. What was the driver watching? Porn.

      (Captcha for this post says it all: imbecile)

  5. Appropriate union of buggy technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we can see the world's most crash-prone OS merge with North America's most stall-prone car.

    1. Re:Appropriate union of buggy technology by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Found On Road DoSed.

      KFG

    2. Re:Appropriate union of buggy technology by saur2004 · · Score: 1
      OMG

      LMAO

      COTFLGOHAHA

  6. Re:OH LAWD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you expect? Its a F. O. R. D.

  7. What could possibly go wrong? by sentientbeing · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you sure you want to turn right?

    Yes/No/Cancel

    An unknown error has occured. Please tell Microsoft about this problem.

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    1. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by LinuxIsRetarded · · Score: 3, Funny

      Perhaps we might be better off with a Linux distribution in our cars. Let's try this scenario:

      Driver: "Why can't I turn right?"
      Tech support: "RTFM, n00b."
      Driver: "I don't even know what that means. Were there zeros in that word?"
      Tech support: "(Sigh). Just drop to a shell and pipe the result from eflorp etc/turn/dir to xargs florp -bs7. Use apt-get to get version 0.78 of the xflorp library. Recompile your kernel. Reboot your machine."
      Driver: "I think I'll trade this in for a Honda"

    2. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You look like you are trying to avoid a young child running into the road. Would you like help with this feature?"

    3. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows people never learn, do they?

      Driver: Why can't I turn right?
      Microsoft Help: I'm sorry but that function is not working quite right at the moment.
      Driver: What? When will be it fixed?
      Microsoft Help: Definitely not in this edition but we are expecting it to be fixed in Windows for Cars 2010.

      Car help (Clippy) when inserting the ignition key: "It looks like you are going on a journey. Would you like some help?"

      When you start/turn off the ignition there will be no more engine noise, just the stupid Windows start-up/shutdown sounds.

      When you insert a CD to listen to music the car becomes unresponsive as the OS cannot read/write a CD AND drive at the same time.

      To start the car you need to go through an annoying wizard. Same goes for indicating, braking, parking, changing gear etc.

      When you start the car, turn off the engine, or actually any part of your journey, data is sent to Microsoft. This is only so they can ensure their products will meet your needs in the future - they are not spying on you.

      Message when starting car: I'm sorry but your car has failed the WGA check. Please contact Microsoft helpdesk or purchase a new copy of Windows for Cars.

      The car is supposed to do 50 mpg (miles per gallon) but due to the constant WGA checks, DRM, poor programming etc, it only manages about 21 mpg.

      As well as the usual basic car checks needed to be carried out before all journeys (yes, you are supposed to do checks - at least in the UK) you will also need to ensure that the latest updates have been applied. You don't want your car stalling because someone hacked it due to yet another hole/zero day exploit contained in Outlook Express, Media Player, Messenger, Internet Explorer etc etc.

      What are the odds that you have an accident as Windows for Cars reboots the dashboard because of a minor crash (similar to the desktop rebooting in XP - which happens regularly and for no reason).

      Decades of car security now becomes useless as Microsoft Embraces it and Extends it, eventually making Windows Security for Cars!

      Microsoft has a great idea. Take all of the functions of a car and put the details in one central file called The Registry. When you press the brake pedal it looks in the registry to see where the information is. Same goes for accelerate, clutch, indicator, speedo, rev counter, engine management. Fantastic idea!

      Every single motherfu* car breaks down, all at the same time. Reason: Script kiddie wrote his first worm!

      Driving down the road, suddenly the car slows down and eventually stops. What happened? Cam belt snapped? Fuel run out? Basic engine problems? Nope. Your subscription to Microsoft Windows for Cars Live failed to go through and Microsoft flipped the kill switch.

      EULA:
      - You do not own this car but only license it.
      - Only one person is allowed in the car at one time.
      - By using this copy of Windows for Cars you agree to hand over all rights to Microsoft.
      - Microsoft cannot be held responsible for any accidents or deaths caused whilst using this copy of Windows for Cars, even if Windows for Cars is responsible for said accident or death.
      - You allow Microsoft all access to Windows for Cars at any given time
      - Microsoft forbid any person from using diagnostic tools to diagnose any problems with Windows for Cars.
      - If you fail to agree to the EULA you are entitled to a refund from your dealership in accordance with their refund policies. If it is anything like the stranglehold we have with computer OEMs you are shit out of luck. Thanks for your money.

      Don't worry about the second to last part of the EULA bit. There are two ways to diagnose problems:
      1. Examine the Event Viewer. If you are lucky you may find the problem there, although the message will be garbled and not very helpful.
      2. Buy Windows for Cars Diagnostic Edition. Contains limited tools to help diagnose most (not all) problems.

      Of course, you could always take out a subscription to their Software A

  8. car analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    where are you now?

  9. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had thought I could escape the blue screens of death at work by taking a ride in my car. I guess not. I don't find constantly having to install Windows updates and running virus scans entertaining. Please don't Zune my car!

  10. Waitaminute -- it's not April 1... by FlyByPC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sorry, but this doesn't pass the "laugh test."

    We already have drivers chatting on cell phones. Now we want them downloading music and checking their email while driving?!? Close your eyes for a minute and imagine what your favorite busy intersection is going to look like with that going on. NOT pretty, huh?

    Don't get me wrong -- I (like pretty much everyone here) really like technology -- but there are already way too many distractions for even good drivers to handle. We need to either go with laws that require a low-distraction environment (no cell phones, video screens, etc) for drivers, or develop a foolproof autopilot system. And with the current state of technology, I think any "autopilot" option is basically only on the table as a scare tactic.

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    1. Re:Waitaminute -- it's not April 1... by Vengeance · · Score: 1

      All I have to say about this is...

      WHOA! Hey ASSHOLE! Don't cut me off like that! At LEAST use your turn signal!!!!

      sorry, I was just gonna say that I think this is a great idea Ford has.

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    2. Re:Waitaminute -- it's not April 1... by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

      ... there are already way too many distractions for even good drivers to handle. The driver is not necessarily the only occupant of a vehicle.
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    3. Re:Waitaminute -- it's not April 1... by edbob · · Score: 1

      Close your eyes for a minute and imagine what your favorite busy intersection is going to look like with that going on. NOT pretty, huh? Thanks a lot! I just ran a red light and t-boned some guy:)
    4. Re:Waitaminute -- it's not April 1... by Znork · · Score: 1

      Good point. We need to combine this with a law requireing any occupants of the car beside the driver to be bound and gagged to ensure a distraction free environment.

    5. Re:Waitaminute -- it's not April 1... by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yea! How about adding technology to cars that actually helps somebody *drive*, such as a HUD, navigation assistance, radar/sonar, etc.

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    6. Re:Waitaminute -- it's not April 1... by Loco+Moped · · Score: 1

      The driver is not necessarily the only occupant of a vehicle.

      So?
      You think a driver can't be distracted by noise from the passenger seats?

    7. Re:Waitaminute -- it's not April 1... by wass · · Score: 1

      We already have drivers chatting on cell phones. Now we want them downloading music and checking their email while driving?!? Close your eyes for a minute and imagine what your favorite busy intersection is going to look like with that going on. NOT pretty, huh?

      Dude, you haven't even seen the worst of what we have nowadays. I kid you not, but a few months ago the guy in the next lane on the highway from me was text-messaging while driving! I couldn't believe it, he had his phone held in his left hand open, typing in letters, and driving w/ his right hand, and looking up at the road every once in awhile. In my car we were jaw-droppingly stunned that somone could be so irresponsible. And he had a pick-up truck too, not exactly a small and petite vehicle.

      The worst part about it was that he wasn't driving straight, but kind of swerving back and forth in his lane. At one point he came dangerously close to my car and I honked at him, after which he got really pissed off as if I insulted his honor or something. As I usually do with nutcase drivers, I slowed down to let him go ahead of me to get out of his range, but we followed him a few more minutes until we got off the highway, and he was still texting the whole way.

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    8. Re:Waitaminute -- it's not April 1... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      As I usually do with nutcase drivers, I slowed down to let him go ahead of me to get out of his range, but we followed him a few more minutes until we got off the highway, and he was still texting the whole way.

      I'd have remembered his plate #, pulled over and called the state police on my cell telling them that the guy is driving like he's drunk. I'm not normally a fan of aggressive traffic enforcement, but it's asshats like him that actually *deserve* to be fined for reckless driving.

      -b.

    9. Re:Waitaminute -- it's not April 1... by WCLPeter · · Score: 1
      We need to either go with laws that require a low-distraction environment (no cell phones, video screens, etc) for drivers, or develop a foolproof autopilot system.


      The last thing we need is more laws to try and combat this problem. What we *need* is cops and law enforcement to do their jobs. Enforce the laws we already have.

      When you are driving you have but one simple yet very important job, "DRIVE SAFELY". Keep your eyes on the road, be aware of your surroundings and maintain control of your vehicle based on conditions and traffic flow.

      Personally, I feel that if you're talking on your cell phone, texting, putting on your makeup or dildoing yourself (yes, I've seen a woman do that while driving) you are being incredibly reckless and should be charged with Reckless Driving. Unless your wife is giving labour in the backseat and your talking to 911, there is no phone call, text message or e-mail important enough for you to do handle while driving. If it is that important, chances are it's going to make you emotional making you even more of a danger. Pull over first.

      If you don't, you should be charged with Reckless Driving. The $1,000 fine, 5 points on your licenese and kick me in the ass insurance rates for seven years will probably make you think before doing it again.

      Honestly, I think cops should go after cell-phone talkers more than speeders. Often speeders just go whizzing by 15-20 KPH faster than me in their own lane. Yet I am all too often cut off by a swerving cell-phone talking twink who can't even stay in the lane let alone signal a lane change and never checks their blindspot.

      When you honk the horn at them for nearly kiling you, they just flip you the bird and look at you like you're the bad driver. Frelling reckless drivers.

      Pete...
    10. Re:Waitaminute -- it's not April 1... by belmolis · · Score: 1

      I agree, except I don't think that a fine is the appropriate penalty. Suspend his license, for a short time for the first offense. If he keeps it up, take away his license permanently.

    11. Re:Waitaminute -- it's not April 1... by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I wonder how the human race has progressed as far as it has with so many myopic people in it ...

      Did you ever sit and think for a moment that maybe, just maybe, you wouldn't have to sit there "operating" the thing while driving?

      Wouldn't it be nice if you could sync music to your car like you did with your iPod?

      Wouldn't it be nice if podcast you downloaded last night would be in your car ready for you to listen to the next morning on your drive into work?

      Wouldn't it be nice if the thing knew where my next meeting would be and made it easy to select that as a destination on my GPS?

      Of course it would.

      But dumbass kneejerk reactionary idiots like you that riddicule everything certainly try your very best to block such progress...

    12. Re:Waitaminute -- it's not April 1... by rainer_d · · Score: 1

      In Germany, where unmarked policecars follow and film suspicious cars on the Autobahn regularly (there are speed-limits, too, you know), we have all kinds of "funny" videos.
      Like the guy who was playing his violin (no kidding) while driving.
      Recently, a women was stopped in Switzerland on the highway because she was driving, using her phone and her laptop (on her lap) at the same time.
      She was very angry for being stopped, because her schedule was very dense...
      Another guy killed a man with his car, because he had to eat a Hamburger and phone and drive all at the same time. He steered the car with two fingers, but glitched off and drove into the person on the sidewalk.

      So don't believe Americans 0wn stupidity ;-)

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  11. They still don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A significant portion of automotive customers want quality, as in things that need fixing as little as possible, as in "Toyota quality", not more stupid gadgets that break. Also, if I was to spend money on gadgets, I'd want to keep them with me when I change cars and not have to re-buy them. I'd also want to be able to upgrade them and sell them separately, like computer parts.

    1. Re:They still don't get it by FiskeBoller · · Score: 1

      And add the fact that US auto manufactures lose out on markets like China because they balk at emission standards, or fuel efficiency requirements. Ford "focus" is definitely in the wrong direction.

    2. Re:They still don't get it by vought · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Dear Ford:

      Please deliver what we want, not what you think we want.

      Specifically:

      -Just enough car. You do a good job with your European models, satisfying the market there. How about providing US customers with (!) Japanese-style size, build quality, and engine choices? Here in the US, we can get small cars with too little power or poor gas mileage. We can get medium-sized cars with too little power or worse gas mileage. We can get large cars that uniformly have terrible mileage. Cut this computer crap and build a fundamentally good car, and I'll dump my Toyota and Honda.

      -Build for the world. You are probably aware of this, but your vehicle lineup in the US conforms only to US mileage requirements. While truck sales figures might tempt you to think otherwise, most of us don't enjoy spending lots of money on fuel. Why not maximize efficiency of operation and manufacturing at the same time? Build some cars with reasonably efficient powerplants and offer them in the US as well as in other markets in which you choose to compete.

      -Stop treating us like idiots. Your consumers won't desert you if you choose to produce and market cars that provide space, safety, and mileage that are far above what you build today, but Ford will get few additional sales from the addition of a new techno-geegaw that saps driver attention. Ford, you've already lost huge numbers of sales to Japanese manufacturers on the low and mid-range, non-commerial/nonfarm customers aren't buying many trucks anymore, and at the high end, well, let's just say Luxury trucks are a dead-end. The smart money is in safe and sane european luxo-sedans and a few odd folks buy Cadillacs.

      And yet, when all is said and done - you could have seen your current sad sales situation coming - you chose to keep making giant SUVs and marketing 500-hp Mustangs that only do two things well (use copious amounts of $2.50 Premium fuel and go fast in a straight line). You ignored research and development on the technology that could provide cars that most Americans need in favor simply building lots of copies of the cars Americans kinda wanted during the late 90s. The roads are littered with 96-01 SUV boom Explorers that have terrible resale value and FoMoCo used the money from this unprecedented profitable period to...make more and bigger trucks, and to create the "new" Mustang - a car that while not totally based in 1960s technology, gets terrible mileage anyway and provides little utility for the vast majority of drivers. But hey - the base model sells well in cities where daddy can afford to buy his sorority daughter a new toy during her sophomore year.

      So do us a favor, Ford. Stop building cars to make Car and Driver happy. The Accord's been on their ten best list for 23 of 25 years, and not because it's super fast, super-roomy, or super anything - but because it does most things well - why not just create an Accord with a Ford badge instead of spending millions on developing 500hp Mustangs that get laughed out of the automotive press?

      Sincerely,

      The Pragmatic American Car Buyer

    3. Re:They still don't get it by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      Whoa, back up. You're saying that China has tighter emission standards than the US? Since when?

    4. Re:They still don't get it by Premo_Maggot · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I wish I had mod points, mod parent up :O

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    5. Re:They still don't get it by Vengie · · Score: 1

      Just one comment: As the child of lower-middle class parents, I hope to be able to provide my children with a better life than I had. You could have just said "The base model only sells well in a luxury market." but instead took a swipe at "daddy" buying his "sorority daughter" a "toy."
      Is the jealousy necessary? Your point is perfectly valid. Not every child of wealthy parents is a ditz, and not every wealthy family consists of spendthrifts; plenty of those "sorority girls" in conversation will freely admit, "Yes, I know i'm spoiled, and I'm thankful for it to the extent I can be."

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    6. Re:They still don't get it by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Just enough car. You do a good job with your European models, satisfying the market there. How about providing US customers with (!) Japanese-style size, build quality, and engine choices? Here in the US, we can get small cars with too little power or poor gas mileage. We can get medium-sized cars with too little power or worse gas mileage. We can get large cars that uniformly have terrible mileage. Cut this computer crap and build a fundamentally good car, and I'll dump my Toyota and Honda.

      Well said, except that I like rear wheel drive (drive one and you'll see what I mean - it doesn't push like a pig around corners). So cloning the low- and mid-range Japanese models sold in the US isn't a great idea in my book. But no one has mentioned Ford's Australian division that produces (reputedly) good-quality rear-wheel drive midsize sedans. Import those and you'll be competing with the Euro car makers at 2/3 of their prices. Make sure to offer manual and hybrid drivetrains as well.

      -b.

    7. Re:They still don't get it by chris_eineke · · Score: 3, Informative

      Dear Prospective Ford Motorvehicle Buyer:

      We know what you want, but it's too expensive to compete. Congressmen are cheaper.

      Love,
          Ford

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    8. Re:They still don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rear wheel drive is doomed to be nothing but a niche market. The people who care about the alleged performance advantages are a vanishingly small minority and in the northern half of the US where we have to contend with snow, rear wheel drive is a huge liability.

      I learned to drive in a rear wheel drive car and the first car I owned was rear wheel drive. Front is better in every way.

    9. Re:They still don't get it by oyenstikker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ford is screwed. They can't make money building Accord and Civic knockoffs. The profit margins are too low. Honda and Toyota can do it because they have much lower labor and insurance costs. The Big 3 can't; their expenses are too high. They have to make high profit margin cars. There are three proven markets for that: 1) Huge ugly trucks. Ford's bread and butter. 2) Exotics. Ford has, and still can, build a GT[40] that will compete with Porsches and Ferarris. But they don't have the beauty of the Porsches and Ferraris. There _is_ a substitution for cubic money, its called soul. 3) Luxery Sport. For whatever reason, Lincoln and Cadillac just don't seem to be able to find a good balance of power, handling, comfort, and style like BMW and Mercedes Benz have.

      There is another problem: it is the American car buyers. They don't want a simple, balanced, efficient car. They won't buy them. That is why you can't get a BMW 318i here anymore, and never could get a 316 or a 1 series or an Audi A3.

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    10. Re:They still don't get it by vought · · Score: 1

      As the child of lower-middle class parents, I hope to be able to provide my children with a better life than I had. You could have just said "The base model only sells well in a luxury market." but instead took a swipe at "daddy" buying his "sorority daughter" a "toy."

      You're right. But I was writing from my perspective.

      I live in Baton Rouge, home of lots of well-off (we call them spoiled) sorority girls with brand-new V-6 and V-8 Mustangs along with other teeny-bopper cars - who, incidentally, would never use a Windows automotive-based system anyway.

      I've never met a single one of these sorority girls who would admit to being thankful, although many of them know they're spoiled, and are damned proud of it. It's certainly not the attitude that this country was built on.

    11. Re:They still don't get it by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      I learned to drive in a rear wheel drive car and the first car I owned was rear wheel drive. Front is better in every way.

      Nah, Americans' view of rear wheel drive has been spoiled by the American cars built up until the 80s. They had heavy iron-block V8 engines that put approx. 60% of the weight of the car at the front end. Which meant that they got poor traction on the rear, driving wheels. If you have a RWD car that's close to 50/50 balanced or even slightly (like 48/52) rear-biased, you get decent traction and good handling.

      contend with snow, rear wheel drive is a huge liability.

      Not really - I drive a RWD car now, and it's actually *better* in snow than my family's FWD Jetta. I suspect that it would be even better with a traction-control system, but it's acceptable as is. BTW, the Chrysler LX-cars (300 and Dodge Charger) were tested in snow and found to do better than a lot of FWD cars. But if you like cars that handle like marshmallows and plow through corners, then w00t for you. At least the number of RWD cars has increased in the last few years, so if I decide to buy a new car, it won't have to be a pig-pusher.

      -b.

    12. Re:They still don't get it by vought · · Score: 1

      That is why you can't get a BMW 318i here anymore, and never could get a 316 or a 1 series or an Audi A3.

      Just to offer a slight correction:

      Audi offers the A3 in the U.S., but not in it's lighter, nimbler Euro 3-door trim, and without the interesting engines (FSI Diesel) that Europeans get.

      Rather than amend the Clean Air Act to give Diesels a fighting chance, we defer to gas hogs and sophisticated catalysts. The Europeans have it right; we're off course.

      And don't get me started on CAFE regs. What a shame that all of the United States' engineering ingenuity is spent devising moving foot pedals and automatic trunk lifts for luxury cars instead of building safer, lighter, more fuel-efficient cars. Ford and GM have never seen a ladder-frame V8-based vehicle they didn't love.

    13. Re:They still don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AFAIK, the original Mustang was a respin of unsuccessful model. It was also cheap car which got popular due to good balance between performance and cost.

    14. Re:They still don't get it by Esteanil · · Score: 1

      "If I'd asked people what they wanted, they would have asked for a better horse." - Henry Ford.

      Ford has a long history of not listening to customers ;-)
      On the other hand, you do have a point. But then, so did he.

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    15. Re:They still don't get it by spasm · · Score: 1
    16. Re:They still don't get it by creysoft · · Score: 1

      One of the most important lessons I learned growing up is that nothing's worth having if you didn't have to work for it.

      We all want to give our kids the best possible start in life, but where do we draw the line between providing for them and just spoiling them?

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    17. Re:They still don't get it by funkify · · Score: 1
      Huge ugly trucks. Ford's bread and butter

      No joke. I saw a brand new Lincoln Navigator on the road today and I almost died laughing due to its off-the-charts butt ugliness. It dethrones the ubiquitous Pontiac Aztek as

      UGLIEST AUTOMOBILE EVER

    18. Re:They still don't get it by SaDan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Rather than amend the Clean Air Act to give Diesels a fighting chance, we defer to gas hogs and sophisticated catalysts.


      Eh? You are unaware of the new diesel engine and fuel regulations here in the USA, I take it? We're getting much cleaner fuel, which should mean it will be easier to import those sweet European diesel powered vehicles. The only question is whether the European cars will be able to pass our safety requirements.

      The EPA is also switching the way they rate vehicles fuel economy, which means we'll get betters numbers for MPG figures on newer vehicles.

      And, sophisticated catalysts aren't necessarily a bad thing if it means less harmful emissions from the vehicle.

      Your rant isn't nearly as informed as it could be, and I get the sense that you really don't know much about the industry.
    19. Re:They still don't get it by eth4n0L · · Score: 1

      My RWD Suburban is definitely a bit sketchy around corners, especially hilly ones, during wet weather, if I don't keep the rear-end loaded down. A few sacks of concrete, and a bunch of tools, does the job admirably, though.

    20. Re:They still don't get it by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Honda Element? Psion xB?

      I think there are still weighty challengers.

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    21. Re:They still don't get it by Thomas+the+Doubter · · Score: 1

      This is yet another sad day for the automotive industry in the US. It is obvious that they STILL do not (want to) get it. The heart and soul of a car is the engine, and until Ford (and GM) can compete with Honda and Toyota in the engine compartment, they will continue to lose market share. It seems that wishful thinking has replaced any sort of vision at Ford. As if Microsoft junk can take the place of innovative mechnical engineering! They think that a V8 something or other with Zune will outsell a Honda Civic?! I feel bad for all those folks destined to lose their jobs. Sorry.
      Thomas

    22. Re:They still don't get it by istartedi · · Score: 1

      The Scion xB is ugly on purpose. I've heard people say they like the fact that the designers essentially said, "we're not going to avoid the boxy look, we're going to embrace it as an aesthetic form". No American car maker has done anything that bold in my recent recollection.

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    23. Re:They still don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're confusing what you want with what (most) other people want. Ford is no charity, the models they make (yes, including Mustangs and luxury trucks) are based on more market information than you have access to. Now go and enjoy your Camry.

    24. Re:They still don't get it by zCyl · · Score: 1
      Ford is screwed. They can't make money building Accord and Civic knockoffs. The profit margins are too low. Honda and Toyota can do it because they have much lower labor and insurance costs.

      Why? Japanese salaries are now fairly close to American salaries. In addition, most Hondas sold in the U.S. are made in the U.S., as are most Toyotas. Some Hondas are even shipped from U.S. factories back to Japan for sale. In comparison, most Fords are made in Mexico and Canada, where labor is cheaper.

      There is another problem: it is the American car buyers. They don't want a simple, balanced, efficient car. They won't buy them.

      Then why are there so many Civics and Accords on the road in the U.S.?
    25. Re:They still don't get it by Gandalf_Greyhame · · Score: 1

      But no one has mentioned Ford's Australian division that produces (reputedly) good-quality rear-wheel drive midsize sedans
      They are actually quite good. I personally drive a 98 model EL Falcon which is nice to drive. Good handling and a reasonable amount of power. The newer model, the BA Falcon, is a beautiful car to look at, and has improved mileage, power and handling.

      Add the fact that they are very affordable cars. The Falcon starts at around AU$35,000. http://www.ford.com.au/

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    26. Re:They still don't get it by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Part of the issue with FWD vs. RWD is safety concerns by "normal" (i.e., uneducated on how to drive a RWD car) drivers. A FWD car typically understeers, and to correct it you simply reduce the throttle. This is intuitive. In contrast, a RWD car typically oversteers, and to correct it you have to countersteer intead. This is not intuitive. This difference is why "normal" people tend to prefer FWD cars.

      Also, FWD cars are cheaper to make and have flat floor pans, which is probably the main reasons why they're more popular.

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    27. Re:They still don't get it by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 3, Interesting
      They are actually quite good.

      So everyone says. The problem is that Ford won't ever admit that its Aussie (and possibly Euro, but Australian travel conditions are closer to American conditions) divisions kick the asses of its domestic designers. So the Australian cars won't be brought to the US unless they're an expensive "premium" product. Too much "not invented here" disease.

      Besides, Australian cars are rather "simple" for American tastes - when GM brought the GTO here, everyone bitched and moaned about how bland and feature-less the car was. Very few people complimented GM on showing good taste and restraint in design.

      -b.

    28. Re:They still don't get it by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      Audi offers the A3 in the U.S., but not in it's lighter, nimbler Euro 3-door trim, and without the interesting engines (FSI Diesel) that Europeans get.

      A correction to your correction: Actually it does offer a 3-door A3 (or rather, it has in the past and will in the future). It's just called a VW Golf or Rabbit (depending on model year) instead. And yes, they were and will be available with the diesel.

      Rather than amend the Clean Air Act to give Diesels a fighting chance, we defer to gas hogs and sophisticated catalysts. The Europeans have it right; we're off course.

      Diesels will be back in the next model year, now that we've got decent low-sulfur fuel.

      And don't get me started on CAFE regs.

      With this, you have a point. It's absurd that they finally fix the milage estimates they put on new cars' window stickers, but still use the old figures for CAFE!

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    29. Re:They still don't get it by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      A FWD car typically understeers, and to correct it you simply reduce the throttle. This is intuitive.

      Well, it's *perceived* as intuitive. The problem is that letting off the throttle suddenly causes engine braking which can actually cause the car to swap ends if it's slippery. FWD can actually be really obnoxiously scary under the wrong conditions.

      Also, FWD cars are cheaper to make and have flat floor pans,

      Cheaper to make - less of a problem than before since they've improved manufacturing technology significantly. They say that it's easier to drop in the powertrain as a unit, but they do that with RWD cars like the Miata. The entire powertrain from engine/transmission in front to differential in rear is mounted on a truss frame and is bolted up from the underside.

      Flat floor pans? I haven't seen a truly flat-floor FWD *car* recently. I think that the 1960s Olds Toronados were flat, as are some minivans, but one's an old example, the other's a truck. Most cars seem to have a center tunnel and route the exhaust pipe down it. I think that they need the tunnel for structural strength.

      Actually, what I'd like to see is a fairly light sedan with a powertrain mounted over the rear axle. With modern engine technology, it would be possible to make the powertrain light and compact enough not to make the car too rear-heavy. And then you avoid the problem of having the exhaust run under the car from front to rear. You could have a totally flat underside which is good for aerodynamics as well. Body bracing would be provided by taller side sills, and the doors would be gullwings so as to allow one to step "in and over" to get into the car.

      -b.

    30. Re:They still don't get it by Keeper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dear American car buyer:

      We'd be more than happy to sell the type of vehicle you describe if Americans would actually purchase them. In the meantime, while Americans continue to put trucks, SUVs, and cars with large displacement at the top of the sales charts, we'll be happy to continue building and selling them.

      Sincerely,

      The Real World.

    31. Re:They still don't get it by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Agreed. For every conceited stuck-up spoiled brat I've met, I've met a down to earth, honest, good sort. Still, his point was relevant, and not sprung from jealousy. I don't recall him saying 'All rich people are the same. Every rich daddy will buy their spoiled brat of a daughter a Mustang as a sorority toy'. So chill out. These people do exist, and Ford seems to model cars for them.

    32. Re:They still don't get it by Orange+Crush · · Score: 1

      Common rail diesels are coming soon too. VW has to pull most of its diesels out of the upcoming model year while they change over, but they'll be back & cleaner than ever in '08. I believe the pending changes will make them legal in the more eco-strict states (i.e. California) too.

    33. Re:They still don't get it by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      The problem is that letting off the throttle suddenly causes engine braking which can actually cause the car to swap ends if it's slippery.

      The same thing can happen with RWD. Besides, it's perception that sells cars anyway, not reality.

      Flat floor pans? I haven't seen a truly flat-floor FWD *car* recently.

      Well, at least it's flater than it would be with a driveshaft in it. For example, my car (a Hyundai Accent) has a "hump" (if you can call it that) only an inch or two high. In contrast, the one in the last RWD car I've been in (a Mercury Grand Marquis) was probably closer to 8 or 10 inches. Maybe it's not flat, but it's still a huge difference.

      Actually, what I'd like to see is a fairly light sedan with a powertrain mounted over the rear axle. With modern engine technology, it would be possible to make the powertrain light and compact enough not to make the car too rear-heavy. And then you avoid the problem of having the exhaust run under the car from front to rear. You could have a totally flat underside which is good for aerodynamics as well. Body bracing would be provided by taller side sills, and the doors would be gullwings so as to allow one to step "in and over" to get into the car.

      Yep, that would be pretty cool -- but I doubt "normal" peopel would agree. Maybe you ought to just get yourself a Toyota MR2 or something and be happy, even if it's not a sedan.

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    34. Re:They still don't get it by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      . In contrast, the one in the last RWD car I've been in (a Mercury Grand Marquis) was probably closer to 8 or 10 inches.

      The Grand Marquis is a bad example because it's basically a 50s design with a solid rear axle and a non-split driveshaft, so the whole driveshaft has to move up and down with the axle. By contrast, my Volvo 240 which has a split driveshaft has a hump that's pretty small - maybe 5 or 6" tall in back. In front I guess you still get the transmission case between the driver and passenger, but that's not larger than a center console in any other car. You can make the hump even smaller, BTW, if you have an independent rear suspension so the driveshaft doesn't need room to move at all and most of the moving-up-and-down parts are behind the rear seat.

      Maybe you ought to just get yourself a Toyota MR2 or something and be happy, even if it's not a sedan.

      Personally, I'd prefer a Tatraplan. Or even a VW Squareback with a modern (Subaru) boxer motor.

      -b.

    35. Re:They still don't get it by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Heck, I'd be happy if I could get a manual tranny, diesel engine 1/2 ton 4x4 truck or SUV! Failing that, give me a hybrid in the same class! I'd buy one right now instead of continuing to drive my 1997 F150 4.6 liter, 5 speed manual transmission, 4x4 truck. Welll, OK, I'd have to wait until I pay off a couple of bills, but really, that's the truck I want.

    36. Re:They still don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great ideas, but wasted. The point is to hop on the Micrsoft Monopoly. Because, having a monopoly means never having to say or act like you give a shit.

      Feudal serf, meet you mew master, Microsoft ... and their good-buddy Ford. And Intel. And LG. And ...

      Exchange you indenturement bonus at the company store!

      Tell your friends! (Now, bend over and take it like a man ...)

    37. Re:They still don't get it by oyenstikker · · Score: 1

      Honda, even with their plants in the US, aren't supporting the old union contracts and pensions that Ford and GM are.

      Civics and Accords are not balanced. They are not nice to drive. My 20 year old BMW 325 beater is a more enjoyable, more balanced car than newer Hondas. I will give credit to Subaru though, their Legacy is very nice. The difference is that some cars feel like they are meant to be driven, other just don't feel. Yes, it is largely personal preference, but everybody I know who likes to drive have similar preferences.

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    38. Re:They still don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It is easy to blame the labor costs, and certainly some of that is true. However, taking tha route leads to no solutions. Profit and loss has to exist in reality, not a fantasy world. After all if wishes were horses, the beggars would ride.

      So, the American companies have to pay American workers, or the immigrants, a moderately living wage, even if the foreign companies do not. So what can be done? Well, they can look at non-productive staff. Remember the labor is productive staff. Perhaps they could be more productive, but it is not like many management positions that might simply be unnecessary bureaucracy. If the firm is paying for non-productive overhead, then wouldn't that money be better spent on something that is at least marginally productive?

      Finally a firm must have product that people are willing to pay a premium for, and cannot be simply copied. The SUV was a good move, but it has no significant engineering in it, so it was easily copied by other firms that were willing to make less money per unit. Now, Ford could have used some of the profits to engineer a vehicle that was technologically advanced, but like all US automakers, they wasted the money on non productive staff, or whatever. For instance, the Hybrid Pilot should have been introduced a year earlier. SUVs gasoline consumption should be reduced by 10% every year. The Japanese are very good at reducing fuel consumption without sacrificing power. The reengineer the car to minimize fuel use. It takes money and thought, but it works. Just sitting back and complaining that people will not buy your junk is simply unamerican.

    39. Re:They still don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Real World:

      We're sorry that the impractical vehicles we've been paid to promote to death have no real use in your world. Theres too much money in them to stop shoving them down everyones throat at every commercial break. If the idiot consumers ever let go of their electronic leash there may be hell to pay. Until then they'll keep buying what we tell them to.

      Sincerely,

      The TV

    40. Re:They still don't get it by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      Psion, Scion...okay, yeah, I play too many video games.

      I don't care why it's ugly, though. It's still ugly.

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    41. Re:They still don't get it by Inda · · Score: 1

      You think Honda and Toyota don't have high labour costs?

      I can't speak for Toyota but we have a Honda factory in my town and everyone who works there is highly paid. You want a high paid manual labour job in my town, you work at Honda.

      Honda keep the costs down by using highly efficient production lines.

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    42. Re:They still don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honda, even with their plants in the US, aren't supporting the old union contracts and pensions that Ford and GM are.

      Unions aren't the problem. When was the last time you heard of Honda laying off thousands of employees, treating employees like commodities, or moving plants around to save a short-term buck? Companies which treat their employees well always seem to make a better product.

    43. Re:They still don't get it by dgbrownnt · · Score: 1

      Technically, the 500hp Mustang isn't built by Ford (that's the Saleen S281 Extreme), but that's only a small issue (and not my point).

      Ford has been a competitor in the mid-size market for a few years now with its CD3 Platform. I own a Mazda6 and wouldn't trade it for any Camry or Accord (they make me want to yawn). The other CD3 sedans (the Ford Fusion, the Mercury Milan, and the Lincoln MKZ) I'd reason are pretty good too since they're built with the same parts.

    44. Re:They still don't get it by Gandalf_Greyhame · · Score: 1

      I don't really believe that the GTO, or 'Monaro' as it is called here, was ever supposed to BE a car rich in features. Merely a coupe with a 5.7L V8 under the hood. It is a beautiful car, in a simplistic way, with pretty good handling and a bit of go to it. http://www.topgear.com/ has a review on it. Just look up 'Vauxhaul Monaro.' I swear that car changes it's name more often than P.Diddy (only name I could think of at the time of writing)

      But enough of that. I am definitely a nerd. It is 1:15AM local time on New Years Day, and I am posting on Slashdot...

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    45. Re:They still don't get it by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Exactly. That was the parent's point. The GTO was NOT supposed to be 'feature-rich', but people bitched about it not being 'feature-rich'. Americans just didn't get it. We're all about 'new features' like On-Star and computers in our dashboards. I fall into the same hype, too, unfortunately... When I saw this, I immediately thought 'neat... I might buy a new car for the first time.'

      Then I remembered how much new cars cost, how big a pain in the butt the first year of a new car is, and how I can simply wait a few years and it'll be cheap. Or I could rig up something myself, instead, in my 1997 Cavalier and keep my manual door-locks and windows. (I hate the electric ones and always have.)

      Maybe I should do my first Ask Slashdot: What would you recommend as an on-board entertainment system for a car. Preferably Kubuntu-powered (Amarok is great, and I've always been a Debian fan) and using a touch-screen LCD in the dash.

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    46. Re:They still don't get it by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 1

      I used to go drag racing pretty often, and have been around GTOs and GTO fans. The reason nobody likes it is because it likes just like any other pontiac. I would tell my girlfriend "hey, there's a new GTO," and she would recognize the GTO name, but couldn't figure out which car I was pointing to. Then she wouldn't believe me when I figured out what car I was talking about.

    47. Re:They still don't get it by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem going with Ford right now is their SUV division. SUVs don't sell when the gas price is high, and that's pretty much what keeps Ford afloat.

      The US market wants mid to full size cars but doesn't want the huge gas hit. Why isn't there a Fusion hybrid now instead of next year? What about a Crown Victoria Hybrid? Why isn't Ford using it's Engine division technology to sell big vehicles with better gas mileage, especially when now all of a sudden their cars are getting better mileage.

      Ford's averaged the lowest gas mileage of any other car at one point. For example My previous 99 Ford ZX2 and my current 2003 Ford Focus averaged about 25-30 MPG. Just about any other car in these classes foreign or domestic beats these cars, and these are Ford's small cars. Even V6 engines can beat that. Now all of a sudden the new focuses get 37-40. what happened other than now gas mileage is in vogue?

      I've had 3 fords over 10 years, 2 used and 1 new, and I enjoyed every one of them. The interior doesn't matter to me as long as it gets from point A to B, and so far I've only had one breakdown that stranded me (a ECM module in my 87 Grand Marquis that was actually recalled at one point) unlike my parents Cadillac's and Buick that would break down every 4 months regardless of how you maintained it, or my aunt's new Chevy SUV which keeps killing batteries. The only problem with my current Focus has been it doesn't like cold weather and the radio display keeps getting lines in the LCD panel (this is radio #2 going on #3). Hopefully the MS deal will result in better radio's than this Blaupunkt Factory POS, but who knows.

  12. Quality is Job One? by Mongoose · · Score: 0

    Anyone else remember that? It's a race to the bottom in a 12 MPG SUV. They better not put that in the Escape hybrid.

  13. Priorities by lexarius · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't know what other people look for in cars, but my priorities run something like this: Price (within my budget), runs well, safety, good mileage, maneuverability, bells and whistles, overall appearance. Bells and whistles aren't an edge until other priorities are met. As it is now, my next car will be another foreign model.

    1. Re:Priorities by vtcodger · · Score: 1
      ***I don't know what other people look for in cars, but my priorities run something like this: Price (within my budget), runs well, safety, good mileage, maneuverability, bells and whistles, overall appearance***

      A couple of additions:

      1. The vehicle must be significantly smaller than my house.

      2. The vehicle controls must be comprehensible (I think it unlikely that Windows will be a major step toward that goal).

      3. I must be able to drive the thing without taking my eyes off the road/mirrors. (A GUI -- any GUI -- is a step toward this how?)

      BTW, This week I've had to take evasive action to avoid three different and distinct halfwits with cell phones plastered to their skulls driving SUVs outside the marked lanes. I can't wait til these beauties get Windows On Wheels. Can we just go back to drunks? Their driving skills may have been impaired, but at least they had driving skills.

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    2. Re:Priorities by Eric+Pierce · · Score: 1

      I don't know what other people look for in cars, but my priorities run something like this: Price (within my budget), runs well, safety, good mileage, maneuverability, bells and whistles, overall appearance. Bells and whistles aren't an edge until other priorities are met. As it is now, my next car will be another foreign model. My thoughts exactly; especially on the 'good mileage' (fuel efficiency) point. America is pretty much in last place (ref. Inconvenient Truth) in this category.
    3. Re:Priorities by Loco+Moped · · Score: 3, Funny

      Can we just go back to drunks? Their driving skills may have been impaired, but at least they had driving skills.

      You know, that's actually a valid point. Drunks, at least some of them, KNEW they were drunk and at least TRIED to stay on the road.
      Our new cell-phone-blabbing, mp3-playing, makeup-applying, pizza-munching bunch of road-hogs is not even aware that they're supposed to be driving, it seems.

    4. Re:Priorities by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

      You probably aren't the target market for something like this then. There is a segment of the market that chooses what car to buy based on the number and placement of the cupholders, believe it or not -- they're a more likely target...

    5. Re:Priorities by sunwukong · · Score: 1

      1. The vehicle must be significantly smaller than my house.

      That's an interesting one -- I remember the ad campaigns in the financial mags that boasted their SUVs wouldn't fit in a standard garage. Never mind trying to park the damn things in ONLY ONE parking stall!

    6. Re:Priorities by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You must be married. Single people care about the style of the vehicle as the #1 spot. Our culture is causing people to be single longer. Car companies can't pretend it is the 50s where everyone is married with children anymore.

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    7. Re:Priorities by lexarius · · Score: 1

      No, in fact I'm a single grad student trying to squeeze by under the poverty line. Style is the least of my concerns.

    8. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ref. Inconvenient Truth

      You're only allowed to reference a work of fiction around here if it's Star Trek. Just so you know.
    9. Re:Priorities by lgw · · Score: 1

      In other words, you're not a in demographic that buys new cars in the first place. Car manufacturers should care about your desires?

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    10. Re:Priorities by lexarius · · Score: 1

      Point. Though my next car purchase will probably be after I finish my PhD and start receiving reasonable wages, and I do not foresee my vehicle priorities changing wildly by then.

    11. Re:Priorities by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, perhaps, but you might be surprised. If people's priorities didn't often change when they started earning real money, there wouldn't be a Republican party. ;)

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    12. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you'll probably want to "treat" yourself to a reward ... something nice for all those hard years of work in college that are finally paying off ...

    13. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my priorities run something like this: Price (within my budget), runs well, safety, good mileage, maneuverability, bells and whistles, overall appearance

      I note that you didn't say reliability, where the Japanese do a great job.

  14. A generation behind? by DrMrLordX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Those who "get it later" may wind up with software that has fewer bugs due to updates, patches, etc. This is a Microsoft OS we're talking about here. Even good MS software products require patching (usually).

    Will early adopters need to pull in to the dealership to get the latest patches, I wonder?

    1. Re:A generation behind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nah, updates will be done automagicaly via wireless internet. Just make sure that you don't drive near a hijacked wireless router that is masquerading as a Trusted patch source. You don't want porn-popups while your mother is driving.

    2. Re:A generation behind? by DaveM753 · · Score: 1

      > "Will early adopters need to pull in to the dealership to get the latest patches, I wonder?"

      Yeah, I guess car buyers have a new criteria to consider:
      "Honey, I know this car is top rated for safety and reliability, and I just love the fuzzy dice. But does it have USB 2.0 connector?"

    3. Re:A generation behind? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      We already do that with ipod connectors. I don't know about the US but in the UK ipod connectivity is the 'big thing' - so much so that manufacturers regularly lie about it (saying that having an AUX socket is 'ipod ready' and stuff like that).

    4. Re:A generation behind? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      I'll just wait for the Linux version to come out, if you don't mind. The thought of getting a virus in my car's computer by downloading music/email/whatever while I drive is a bit scary to me.

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    5. Re:A generation behind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You already have to take your car in for software upgrades. They normally do it every time you take it to the dealer ship and don't tell you unless you specifically ask, or it was the solution to your problem.

      The dashboard in my 2003 Chevy Avalanche crashed a couple years ago. I could get it working temporarily by pulling the correct fuse, waiting a few moments, and putting it back in. I took it to the dealership and they upgraded the software. The problem went away.

  15. I hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hope that..

    - the navigation feature wont be lame and be in 3D (circa 1999 Neverlost) not 2D (circa 2006 Microsoft Streets).

    - voice recognition won't be shoddy

    - it won't cost mad money

  16. "Found On Road Dead" happens even more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, that's what I need.

    A BSOD on the 405 in LA. :-P

    1. Re:"Found On Road Dead" happens even more by kfg · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A BSOD on the 405 in LA.

      Didn't Dylan write a song about this?

      Tangled up in Blue.

      KFG

  17. Is there anyone? by ocean_soul · · Score: 0

    Is there anyone who really wants to download music with his car? I wonder if this will prove a useful feature. Is this something people will have some advantage of or more like another use of software "just because we can use it here"? It seems to me that some industries (and governments etc. for that matter) think that if something has software in it, it will be better. Of course for nerds maybe it is...

    1. Re:Is there anyone? by morboIV · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding, that would be awesome! Consider the convenience of having a car stereo with a 60GB music library specifically chosen for your own enjoyment. Even better would be having automatic wireless updates of that music library from your homw computer.

    2. Re:Is there anyone? by MarkByers · · Score: 1

      Even better would be having automatic wireless updates of that music library from your homw computer.

      Is that even legal? I thought fair use was dead long ago.

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    3. Re:Is there anyone? by morboIV · · Score: 1

      Of course it's legal. Making that illegal would be like saying it's illegal to copy music from iTunes to an iPod.

    4. Re:Is there anyone? by edavid · · Score: 1

      Do you really think you'll be able to use the same music you bought for home or your ripped CDs on this ?
      No you'll be at most allowed to listen for each song 3 times, and you'll have to buy it once for home and once for each of your cars...

    5. Re:Is there anyone? by morboIV · · Score: 1

      Do you seriously think anyone would be so stupid as to make a music player that excludes people from their own CD collections? Can you name any producer of DRM who's proposing something like that? I think you're getting carried away with this whole DRM boogie-man thing.

    6. Re:Is there anyone? by edavid · · Score: 2, Informative

      Zune... Rip, transmit with your Zune, DRM has been added...

    7. Re:Is there anyone? by morboIV · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that you can use your music ripped from your CDs even with Microsoft's DRM. Which means.. the parent is wrong.

  18. Non-critical software on a shared data bus? by Toby+The+Economist · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The fact that a given subsystem is not directly involved in things like braking isn't actually that reassuring.

    There was a submission to the RISKS digest a while ago - I cannot recall the exact details, but the problem was that non-critical software was able to cause what was effectively a denial of service attack on the car-wide shared data bus ring, and THAT stopped the brakes from working.

    If a software can affect a component or module which is necessary for a critical function, then that software *is* critial. Given the existance of for example shared data buses, pretty much everything is in fact critical.

    1. Re:Non-critical software on a shared data bus? by kent_eh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would hope that the only wiring that was shared between critical and non-critical systems would be the +12V and GND.

      While I suppose a massive hardware failure in the entertainment system could cause a brownout (And it'd be hard to blame that on Microsoft), the fuses should take care of that.

      I hope.

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    2. Re:Non-critical software on a shared data bus? by tompatman · · Score: 1

      I used to work at Bose several years ago in one of the automotive groups. The cars we worked with had a separate fiberoptic network for the "entertainment bus". It was totally separated from engine control functions, although I'm not sure things are done that way today.

    3. Re:Non-critical software on a shared data bus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will still be like that. It's all about being able to prove that the system is safe: that crucial messages always get through. This is always expensive. And you can't do that at all if you have non-realtime components on the bus. So if there is any interaction between the realtime bus and the entertainment bus, it'll be through a hardware realtime bridge which will ensure safety even if the entertainment devices go mad.

    4. Re:Non-critical software on a shared data bus? by gnugie · · Score: 1
      If a software can affect a component or module which is necessary for a critical function, then that software *is* critial. Given the existance of for example shared data buses, pretty much everything is in fact critical.

      Perhaps that's why these infotainment modules don't operate on the critical data buses?

      Additionally, every critical device on the bus has generic defaults. EVEN IF the critical data bus went down, the brakes would stop the car. The brake controller doesn't need a message on the bus to stop. It uses a unique input for the brakes, and doesn't require the bus. Most brake controllers even continue to monitor the wheelspeeds directly, so they can still ABS without the bus. Those that don't will still stop the car.

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    5. Re:Non-critical software on a shared data bus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to US law, brakes must be run mechanically. They can be assisted by the computer (in the case of ABS, as well as some other technologies), but when it comes down to it, you press the brake pedal and it activates a hydraulic pump to close your calipers, no computers are involved in the actual stopping process.

    6. Re:Non-critical software on a shared data bus? by Toby+The+Economist · · Score: 1

      > Additionally, every critical device on the bus has generic defaults.

      I don't understand - for what use is a default if a device needs a signal to know when to operate?

      > EVEN IF the critical data bus went down, the brakes would stop the car.

      If that bus is the only signal route to the brake, how could this be so?

      > The brake controller doesn't need a message on the bus to stop.
      > It uses a unique input for the brakes, and doesn't require the bus.

      So why is it on the bus?

    7. Re:Non-critical software on a shared data bus? by Toby+The+Economist · · Score: 1

      I recall this particular problem was with a German car - might have been an Audi.

      But I have to say, this US law - I wonder how long it will last for?

    8. Re:Non-critical software on a shared data bus? by green1 · · Score: 1

      what worries me more isn't the system affecting "critical" functions like the brakes (because I honestly can't see them sharring any wiring) it's the idea of what is really "non-critical"... imagine driving when it's -30c outside (I live in Canada, it happens) and suddenly your airconditioning kicks in on full blast, maybe the stereo also comes on at full blast, and the dash lights go out, you aren't expecting any of these things, technically no "critical" system was affected (brakes and steering are still ok), but the odds are you've just been distracted enough to cause a VERY dangerous situation.

      Even if everything works perfectly and you never experience any of these bugs, how is a GUI interface SAFER for ANY car function? I don't want menus for things, I don't want fewer buttons doing more things, I want each function to have it's own controls that I can quickly locate and operate without my eyes leaving the road for even a fraction of a second. even the non-critical things should be that way, I should be able to work the stereo whithout ever looking at it, same for the climate control, and any other toys you add. once you know the vehicle all these functions should be operable by touch alone.

    9. Re:Non-critical software on a shared data bus? by gnugie · · Score: 1

      >> The brake controller doesn't need a message on the bus to stop.
      >> It uses a unique input for the brakes, and doesn't require the bus.

      >So why is it on the bus?

      The brake input ISN'T on the bus. The controller is. The controller may wish to spit out useful diagnostic information (such as state of health, notification that an ABS event occurred, or that something broke). The controller will also accept meaningful inputs from the rest of the world that may tweak the braking, such as steering angle, yaw and/or accelerometer inputs. They even accept information about road conditions and external temperature. However, in the absence of these (e.g. bus crash), the controller will still stop the car.

      Without the data bus, many vehicles will enter a form of "limp home" mode, where certain features are disabled. Engine power output may be slashed or speeds regulated. However, the car will still stop.

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    10. Re:Non-critical software on a shared data bus? by hitmanWilly1337 · · Score: 1

      Norton for your car. It'll reduce max speed by 20 mph and suck your gas tank dry. Also, it'll take 10 minutes to start the car while it scans your engine, tranny, etc. for viruses.

    11. Re:Non-critical software on a shared data bus? by belmolis · · Score: 1

      That was Bose, a company run by real engineers that makes quality products. I'm not ready to assume that Microsoft and Ford will take the same precautions.

    12. Re:Non-critical software on a shared data bus? by Toby+The+Economist · · Score: 1

      There is also a significant issue in any change of *behaviour* in critical equipment.

      Drivers become entirely accustomed to the accelerative and breaking behaviour of their car.

      If, for example, breaking behaviour changed and/or is impaired, because of the loss of ancillary data due to bus failure, the very fact the car is now breaking *differently* is a significant risk factor.

    13. Re:Non-critical software on a shared data bus? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Are there any high-production vehicles that use brake-by-wire? I know Rolls Royce has been trying this out for a while now, but they're not too concerned with the cost of redundant systems. What happens if the engine dies and you use up the boost resevoir before you stop completely? I hope there's a mechanical handbrake or something!

      Audis all have mechanical brakes AFAIK, though the parent company owns quite a few brands, including Bently (which probably has the same brake-by-wire technology as Rolls).

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    14. Re:Non-critical software on a shared data bus? by lgw · · Score: 1

      My Infiniti has one of these goofy GUI control systems. It's not as bad a BMW's iDrive, where you can't even change the stereo volume without first winning the vidoe game, but it's pretty bad. However, the badness is just in implementation choices, not in the basic idea.

      For example, in my M45 the climate control and stereo (and Nav system, if I had one) are all run by the same board, so if it goes bad it (usually) all goes bad, and you're stuck paying $5500 to get heater/AC controls. That's just plain bad engineering, but it didn't have to be that way to deliver the same driver experience.

      For example, I can change the radio station by winning the video game, but I can also change it with steering wheel controls or the voice recognition system. A menu-based system is great for things like setting how long my headlights will remain on after I turn the car off. Dozens of such settings can be hidden behind a single control, making the remaining controls, those used while driving that much simpler.

      The GUI is fine if you also have a simple knob to change the radio volume, and a couple for climate control settings. Car makers are starting to figure this out. Now if only they could figure out that those knobs should keep working if all the computer-driven stuff crashes!

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    15. Re:Non-critical software on a shared data bus? by Niten · · Score: 1
      I would hope that the only wiring that was shared between critical and non-critical systems would be the +12V and GND.

      And even that can be too much. A couple of years ago, my girlfriend's mother got stranded in her Chevy because the OnStar software had malfunctioned and completely drained her SUV's battery while the vehicle was turned off. Unfortunately, the place where she got stranded was in the pick-up lane at her son's middle school, and she ended up with traffic backed up behind her for a quarter of a mile before she could get her vehicle started again.

      She later found out that GM had known about this bug for months in advance, but never bothered to notify her that her SUV needed an update – a failure that strikes a chord with those of us frustrated by Microsoft's tendency to leave critical flaws in Windows, and other software, unpatched for unreasonable amounts of time.

      To Ford: You're supposed to be selling cars. Keep it simple, stupid. I'd never even consider buying a car with a Microsoft operating system on it unless there were a way that I could absolutely, positively disable it, while retaining all of the vehicle's core functionality.

    16. Re:Non-critical software on a shared data bus? by tftp · · Score: 1
      My car also has a MFD (touch screen display) in the center console. I have the following ways to operate the radio:
      1. Use the GUI and press the spots on the screen or buttons on the edge of the screen
      2. Use the buttons on the steering wheel (volume up/down, station up/down/scan)
      3. Use the knobs on the radio (under the MFD) (volume up/down, station up/down)
      I find myself preferring to use the knobs because they are always where you had them last time (as opposed to the wheel buttons) and the optical encoders are very smooth. You can change the volume quickly, without having to press a button 100 times, for example.

      I also found many occasions when I could not spare any time for GUI controls while driving. At 60 to 80 mph on a highway it takes less than a second to drift from a lane.

    17. Re:Non-critical software on a shared data bus? by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      It's sad that we all long for the day when Norton Utilities was this program you loaded up that let you do low level repair/editing of your recordable media (hard and floppy disk drives.) It's really a shame that an entity purchased the right to slap Peter Norton's bitmap on the packaging of something that has nothing to do with him.

      I suppose he has nice beachfront property as a result, etc. etc.

  19. assimilation? by at10u8 · · Score: 1

    The engineers are coming up with new ideas faster than we can assimilate them? I'm not sure I would have wanted to use that word in this context.

  20. Microsoft Patents by DaveM753 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Shades of Microsoft-Novell: I wonder if this is just a ploy to get into automobiles and then claim trademark infringement on the transparent material surrounding the passenger compartment?

  21. It won't run the car -- heh heh heh by bjanz · · Score: 2, Interesting
    So, lemme see now: the Windows Automotive product will control the non-critical aspects of the vehicle, such as radio, cell phone, and other "navigation" features. But, it *won't* do anything really *useful* like control ignition, transmission shift speeds, antilock braking, etc. Those are already covered by Ford's existing embedded control systems.

    What we have here is an excellent example of why Windows is just *not* trusted for "critical systems". Even Ford is showing their lack of trust in Windows by relegating it to non-critical vehicle operations, regardless of how well it is advertised to work.

    I guess embedded vehicle control systems are just too important to be trusted to Windows.

    So, one "boo" for using Windows *at all*, but one "thank g-d" for avoiding it where vehicle safety is concerned.

    re. cell phones, tv, and "heads-up" displays: most folks get distracted by stuff at the side of the road or conversations inside the car. Now we're adding yet more distractions. Look, let's just do it right: put a PAS (pedestrian aiming system) in the heads-up display and install "Grand Theft Auto"!

    \burt

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    1. Re:It won't run the car -- heh heh heh by SuperStretchy · · Score: 1

      Well I guess I agree to a certain point, but you also have to keep in mind that these are Ford vehicles we're talking about. Ford has had computers operating significant systems in their cars for what... 20-some years? In one respect I think Ford has a little more experience when it comes to this. Also, why would they trust the "brain" to ANY company? Its like google outsourcing its search engine.

      I will agree to your GTA port.

    2. Re:It won't run the car -- heh heh heh by Hamoohead · · Score: 1

      'Those are already covered by Ford's existing embedded control systems. What we have here is an excellent example of why Windows is just *not* trusted for "critical systems". Even Ford is showing their lack of trust in Windows by relegating it to non-critical vehicle operations, regardless of how well it is advertised to work.'

      Well of *course* they're not going to use Windows instead of proprietary single-application firmware. Windows is a general purpose OS. If you want mission critical, you code for the task at hand. Brakes, I think, qualify as mission critical. Using Windows to control such a priority task makes about as much sense as using a PC for a gaming box. Oh, wait. . .

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    3. Re:It won't run the car -- heh heh heh by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      It says more about marketing. The product may not be reliable but you can't tell such from this decision.

      You know what would have happened if Ford used Windows control systems? Apart from the endless BSOD jokes here it would have bombed with anyone that doesn't trust Windows - and that's a significant chunk of the early adopters who are supposed to make it a success.

    4. Re:It won't run the car -- heh heh heh by presearch · · Score: 1

      So, one "boo" for using Windows *at all*, but one "thank g-d" for avoiding it where vehicle safety is concerned.

      Doesn't everything in an automobile influence it's safety?
      The audio system, navigation, and environment controls are a "critical" system because of their frequency of use.

      This will probably take a bunch of tactile interface controls (nice knobs and buttons) and replace them with auditory and visual feedback on a multi-mode LCD.
      Add to that a dash of Microsoft ugly and a dependence on having a home Vista PC running some nasty sync application that Microsoft will lose interest in supporting after v1.2.

      Mmm. Fun.

    5. Re:It won't run the car -- heh heh heh by azery · · Score: 1
      just do it right: put a PAS (pedestrian aiming system) in the heads-up display

      So that's why Mercedes has a star on the hood of the car... It is a PAS.

    6. Re:It won't run the car -- heh heh heh by Millenniumman · · Score: 1

      This software isn't meant to run the car, so of course Ford isn't using it for that. Do the world's most powerful supercomputers suck because they aren't good laptops?

      I don't think Microsoft makes embedded systems for running automobiles.

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    7. Re:It won't run the car -- heh heh heh by NineNine · · Score: 1

      What we have here is an excellent example of why Windows is just *not* trusted for "critical systems".

      Hey idiot, your car isn't running Unix, either. Just because it's a "computer" doesn't mean that an embedded system is any way, shape, or form like your PC.

    8. Re:It won't run the car -- heh heh heh by Loco+Moped · · Score: 2

      I guess embedded vehicle control systems are just too important to be trusted to Windows.

      One of just a few million things I can think of offhand.

    9. Re:It won't run the car -- heh heh heh by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What we have here is an excellent example of why Windows is just *not* trusted for "critical systems". Even Ford is showing their lack of trust in Windows by relegating it to non-critical vehicle operations, regardless of how well it is advertised to work.

      Not to interrupt your reflexive slam here; but so what?
       
       
      I guess embedded vehicle control systems are just too important to be trusted to Windows.

      I wouldn't trust Fedora Core with an embedded vehicle control system either.
       
      Not every OS is suitable for every purpose. Even Linux (the desktop kind you can DL off the net or buy in the store [1]) isn't suitable for hard realtime uses. OTOH, an OS designed for hard realtime isn't suitable for a desktop. Being 'not trusted for critical uses' is nothing more or less than an attribute of a particular OS, not a bug or a failure. Without being able to discern between attributes and failures, it would make as much sense to slam the Space Shuttles OS for not being able to run Pine as it does to slam Windows for not being trusted for use as a critical system controller. There is simply no such thing as a 'one size fits all' OS.
       
      [1] I specify this because yes, there are various special purpose Linux distros available - including ones for hard and soft realtime. To call them all 'Linux' and set them as a group in comparison to Windows is somewhat misleading.
    10. Re:It won't run the car -- heh heh heh by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      This will probably take a bunch of tactile interface controls (nice knobs and buttons) and replace them with auditory and visual feedback on a multi-mode LCD.

      Because buttons and levers are actually expensive to make as opposed to an LCD with a few cheap microswitches near it. For an example of *good* dashboard design, you have to go back to the euro. cars of the 80s - Volvos, BMWs, and SAABs seemed to have everything controlled by nice, big controls that could be used with gloves hands and found without actually looking at the dash panel. Apart from a radio, why do a lot of dash controls need to be computerized anyway? My Volvo does fine with the heater control directly working a valve that lets hot water into the heater radiator, for example. The other controls are just simple rotary switches - no central computer involved. And everything still works perfectly after 210,000 rather hard miles.

      -b.

    11. Re:It won't run the car -- heh heh heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close: the Luftwaffe Propeller is a Jewish Pedistrian Aiming System!

    12. Re:It won't run the car -- heh heh heh by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      [1] I specify this because yes, there are various special purpose Linux distros available - including ones for hard and soft realtime. To call them all 'Linux' and set them as a group in comparison to Windows is somewhat misleading.

      But isn't that an advantage of open source (being able to tailor the kernel for different purposes)?

  22. DashPC? by spoonyfork · · Score: 2, Informative

    Whither DashPC?

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  23. What Sort Of Warranty, And Who Backs It? by dprovine · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My question, based on less-than-satisfactory experiences as a customer with both companies, is "What happens when something goes wrong?"

    Will Ford say that it's not their responsibility to fix the troubles from Microsoft? Will users have to sign an EULA that says "This car comes with no warranty"?

    What if people try to get repairs for the system under the warranty, and Microsoft shafts Ford on supporting their stuff, the way Microsoft has shafted everybody they've ever partnered with? Can even Microsoft hold off a lawsuit from a major carmaker?

    1. Re:What Sort Of Warranty, And Who Backs It? by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perhaps, instead of the scenarios you point out, Windows Automotive will be the first flavor of Windows to get proper warranty.

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    2. Re:What Sort Of Warranty, And Who Backs It? by torrentami · · Score: 1

      I think this is a somewhat overblown scenario just because it's Microsoft. The reality is that most, if not all, of the software (not to mention individual components) in a car are manufactured by other companies. These OEM vendors have contracts with the auto companies that stipulate what their responsibilities are. In many cases, when small companies OEM software to very large corporations, they have contingencies if that company goes out of business or gets bought out, such as putting the code in escrow etc... In this case, I actually think that, all technical merits aside, it is ultimately safer to have MS develop a car's non-drive related software. The car company faces less of a risk that the OEM company will go out of business or have to dramatically change its development course to suit some other large corporation.

  24. So...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    That's all good and great (and well, useless when driving), but can it do something really useful to me, like parallel park itself like the new Lexus??


    'There are going to be those who have it and those who don't. And even those who get it later are going to be a generation behind,' Ford said.


    This is such a stupid comment. Just like any system this is going to have tons of bugs for the first few months, if not years (then again, it's windows, it'd be surprising if it even comes out on the said date). Those who get it later wont be behind, they just wont have to put up with the obligatory crap that comes along with brand new technology. Besides, I seriously doubt that most of the people who will be using these cars regularly will even take advantage of half the functions available.

    1. Re:So...? by lgw · · Score: 1

      All the reviews I've read of the Lexus system note that it takes longer to use the system to designate where the car should be parked that it would to just park the car yourself, making it *particularly* useless in traffic, as you seem to be stopped in the lane doing nothing, thus maximizing the anger of the traffic you've blocked and giving even more time for someone with a smaller car to steal your space.

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    2. Re:So...? by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Which will lead to a new form of searching for a spot to parallel park. Look for a Lexus stalled just up ahead of an open spot, who is doing nothing visible. Drive up close behind and wait. The Lexus is like a turtle on it's back and eventually will have to 'move along.'

      As far as I know there still isn't an automatic 'upper class privledge' for Lexus owners (but oh, they wish...) that entitles them to a spot because they happen to be standing ahead of it in a driving line while electronic gears whirr with fury in their vehicle's dashboard.

  25. In teh spirit of dumb comments.... by presearch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Considering that Ford owns a big piece of Mazda....

    Zune, Zune!

  26. Heard this before by spribyl · · Score: 3, Funny

    IF MICROSOFT BUILT CARS.....
    1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
    2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
    3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.
    4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT" Group Licence. But, then you would have to buy more seats..
    5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was much more reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive - but would only run on 10 percent of the roads.
    6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.
    7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
    8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
    9. The airbag system would say "are you sure?" before going off.
    10. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.
    11. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft (tm) Gas.

    1. Re:Heard this before by Hamoohead · · Score: 4, Funny
      You missed a couple:

      -- Every time you replaced a headlight you would have to find an updated and signed device driver. If the driver was found not to be DRM compliant, the windshield and stereo would be instructed to go into "lo-res" mode.

      -- Every few years, Microsoft would further change the road specification requiring road makers to comply or face the prospect of having no cars on their roads. This would also require you to strip down your car and reinstall everything.

      -- Your car would require weekly connection to the internet to verify its authenticity. Depending on the release version, if verification failed you would either be required to pay for your car again before being allowed to continue your journey or a popup window would appear in the lower right corner of your windshield informing you that you are driving an illegal model. Police would be instructed to arrest the driver immediately upon seeing this.

      -- Nissan would file a class-action suit against MS claiming copyright infringement on their navigation system. MS would respond with a patch to the road system spec requiring all Nissan owners to install an MS upgrade kit to their vehicle to continue driving on MS roads.

      -- Billboards would pop up out of the pavement blocking your field of view requiring you to stop your car and click "X".

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    2. Re:Heard this before by Joebert · · Score: 1
      1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
      All the roads in my area are Augusta Block.
      2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
      Great, I don't drive on the freeway so my car dying on it would give the police time to catch whoever stole it.
      3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.
      Great way to make sure the engine compartment stays clean.
      4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT" Group Licence. But, then you would have to buy more seats..
      Ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free.
      5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was much more reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive - but would only run on 10 percent of the roads.
      So you can't drive the Mac Car at night, would get 5 times as many speeding tickets & would ultimately loose your liscense when showing off how easily you can slide into a parallel parking space sideways.
      Yep, that's reliable, thank god it's only on 10% of the roads.
      6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.
      What do you expect when you become a switchout ?
      7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
      That's fine, I have no friggin clue what any of thoose lights mean anyway.
      8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
      I don't know about anyone else, but I have no problem with everyone having a butt like Angelina Jolies'
      9. The airbag system would say "are you sure?" before going off.
      Are they going to password it, or reuse the key based on-off switch found in many cars today ?
      10. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.
      If you know what happened when involved in a crash, you're more than likely at fault.
      11. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft (tm) Gas.
      Only a matter of time untill someone finds and unlocks the tank that Microsoft built in.
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  27. end-user point of view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this is totally cool - and as "just and end-user" I don't really care if it is OSS or not. I just want it to be very easy to use.

  28. I'm confused by JanneM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, I'm confused now - wasn't Ford's problem that they we're selling too few vehicles? This sounds like a solution to the very opposite problem to me.

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  29. Found On Road Dead by xs650 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The meaning of the acronym FORD will now changed from Fix Or Repair Daily to Format Or Reboot Daily

    1. Re:Found On Road Dead by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Actually, the one I know would be perfect with no changes: Found On Road Dead.

    2. Re:Found On Road Dead by mochan_s · · Score: 1

      What about the good ol "Driver Returns on Foot"?

    3. Re:Found On Road Dead by NewToNix · · Score: 2, Funny
      Actually, the one I know would be perfect with no changes: Found On Road Dead.

      Yes but now we will know who killed it...

    4. Re:Found On Road Dead by jack_csk · · Score: 1

      Now we can give a new meaning to "Found On Road DEAD", where it meets "Blue Screen of DEATH"

    5. Re:Found On Road Dead by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

      The meaning of the acronym FORD will now changed...

      Only FORD is no acronym...

    6. Re:Found On Road Dead by xs650 · · Score: 1

      You insensitive clod!

      Ford: F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
      Ford: F**ker Only Runs Downhill
      Ford: F*cked on Race Day
      Ford: F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
      Ford: F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
      Ford: First On Recall Day
      Ford: First on race day
      Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
      Ford: Found on road dead
      Ford: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
      Ford: F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
      Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

    7. Re:Found On Road Dead by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

      Hm, I have to give you that. Thirteen wrongs make a right :-)

  30. What about when things go wrong? by juiceg · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Anyone remember when this chap got locked in his car because the OS froze?

    http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/05/12/10525917 31421.html?oneclick=truestory

    I can hardly wait until "I got locked in my car" becomes a standard excuse for why you're late for a meeting.

    1. Re:What about when things go wrong? by rs232 · · Score: 1

      "I can hardly wait until "I got locked in my car" becomes a standard excuse for why you're late for a meeting"

      How about, I was so preocupied watching the GPS screen that I drove off a cliff.

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    2. Re:What about when things go wrong? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      Anyone remember when this chap got locked in his car because the OS froze?

      Ok, I haven't owned anything newer than 10 years recently, but don't all cars still have a lock button or slider that directly (mechanically) unblocks the locking mechanism? I know my car does, as do all taxis that I've ridden in. If the interior unlocking mechanism is electrically operated with no backup, what happens if you get into an accident and the battery gets damaged or whatever? Do you need to kick out the windows to get out?

      This is the kind of thing that should be covered by basic auto safety laws.

      -b.

    3. Re:What about when things go wrong? by Virtual_Raider · · Score: 1

      I had a Peugeot 206 and one day all the indicators in the panel went dead. Nothing worked, no radio, no lights, no nothing. In panic I called the agency (I now so little about cars that my knowledge is in negative numbers, and it was night) and after a series of questions the guy told me I didn't need to have it towed. "Just switch the engine off, wait a minute and then start the car again", he said, "the onboard computer must have frozen". I did and it worked. I swear to you I had to reboot my car :O

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    4. Re:What about when things go wrong? by Keeper · · Score: 1

      The Infiniti G35 sedan shipped with incredibly buggy firmware ... the center console would sometimes stop responding. It was really fun when the fans got stuck full-on.

  31. change brands of automobiles by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    i was planning on buying a Ford 1 ton dually with the Powerstroke Diesel, this has changed my plans. i refuse to buy anything with Microsoft software in it, unless a GNU/Linux developer comes up with software to over-write the kludge Ford & MS puts in Ford's product...

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    1. Re:change brands of automobiles by contrapunctus · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you get the "microsoft tax" back if you decide not to run windows in your car :)

  32. GM talking to Apple by asmiller1950 · · Score: 1

    Apple is working with GM to create a click wheel interface for all controls on the next generation Cadillac. (Of course, firmware upgrades will be handled through OnStar.)

    1. Re:GM talking to Apple by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      Apple is working with GM to create a click wheel interface for all controls on the next generation Cadillac.

      Doesn't BMW already have that patent. iDrive even sounds Applesque. Unfortunately, the BMW system is in fact powered by WinCE.

      -b.

  33. System Requirements by WED+Fan · · Score: 5, Funny

    In keeping with the resource hogging of Vista, Windows Automotive's System requirements:

    • 525HP engine, 700HP recommended
    • 1080i capable windshield/screen (you brits)
    • Trunk/Boot latch with a 3ms response time
    • 22in Wheels with Pimp-o-Bling Enhancements recommended
    • 7.1 Audio with BASS-O-DEATH
    • Auto roll up "View Portals" (Windows refer to the OS and cannot be applied to any glass see through barrier, read the License.)
    • Vehicle techs must be MCSE, MCSD, and the new MCATSE (Microsoft Certified Auto Technical Systems Engineer)
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    1. Re:System Requirements by no_pets · · Score: 1

      You'll need to get your system patched at every oil change and upgraded with every tune-up.

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    2. Re:System Requirements by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      You'll need to get your system patched at every oil change and upgraded with every tune-up.

      Don't laugh. Triumph Motorcycles has actually had to release software patches for its engine control units because the motors were bucking at a certain RPM.

      -b.

    3. Re:System Requirements by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

      my 1996 car just had a recall this past fall for a software update. something about the car not flagging crappy exhaust fast enough (resulting in the CHECK ENGINE light). crazy it took them 10 years to realize it was a problem. i got the impression it was not a change in EPA standards, but that it was never done right in the first place.

  34. I don't even wanna RTFA by dm97062 · · Score: 0
    There are going to be those who have it and those who don't

    Now talk about a paradox.

  35. Why are they doing this? by Whammy666 · · Score: 0

    Why on earth do you need Windoze for your car? I mean, stop and think about it. I can't think of a single function that I'd want in my vehicle that couldn't be run more efficiently and reliably by a dedicated microcontroller.

    This is an example why I will never buy another Ford. Too much useless gadgetry to go wrong in them. Perhaps if Ford would spend more time improving the quality and durability of their cars instead of inventing new meaningless crap to stuff in them, then maybe their company wouldn't be perpetually in the shitter.

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    1. Re:Why are they doing this? by Loco+Moped · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if Ford would spend more time improving the quality and durability of their cars instead of inventing new meaningless crap to stuff in them, then maybe their company wouldn't be perpetually in the shitter.

      I think you misunderstand the car business.
      This computer will be an option, selling for between 5 and 10 times the cost of the equivalent hardware at your local computer shoppe. Then you'll pay exhorbitant interest on that inflated amount as well.
      That's the car business. And that's why Ford wants this.

  36. Clippy, take the wheel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It appears that your engine is on fire. What would you like to do?

    A. Stop on the shoulder and reboot?
    B. Drive into a pond?
    C. Defragment your engine?

  37. Mostly a problem with women by glrotate · · Score: 1

    In my experience issues with driving while using the phone are mostly confined to women. Does anyone know of any empirical data on this?

    1. Re:Mostly a problem with women by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, my experience is generally that anyone using a cell phone in a car might as well be drunk since it's hard to tell the difference from the way they drive. Now, it may be true that women talk longer on the cell phone: I say that because most women I know talk longer on the regular telephone, in fact I will go so far as to say that the invention of the cordless telephone did more to crank up phone usage than any other single factor. My old girlfriend would talk for hours on the phone, that doubled when she went cordless and then dummy me bought her a headset and I never got to talk to her again. However, I don't know if that applies to cell phone usage, although I suspect it does.

      Now, I will say that women drivers, in my experience, are becoming more aggressive, more dangerous, regardless of whether or not they're using a cellular phone. Worse, at least in the area where I live they're all driving giant ASSUVs (Arrogant Suburbanites Sporting Ugly Vehicles.) Apparently insurance company statistics bear that out ... women in the 18 to 25 year old range used to be substantially safer than their male counterparts. Not anymore. So when you combine their native inability to handle a large vehicle (that may sound sexist to some of you, but I drive sixty miles a day surrounded by these feminine sociopaths and it's reached the point where I'm considering moving closer to work) and the inability of pretty much everyone, regardless of sex, to drive effectively with a cell phone jammed in their ear, it's getting pretty goddamned dangerous out there.

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    2. Re:Mostly a problem with women by Znork · · Score: 1

      There is lots of empirical evidence. Google on "cell phone drunk", and you'll find a host of studies ranging cell phone use (both with and without handsfree) while driving about as dangerous as driving drunk.

    3. Re:Mostly a problem with women by Richy_T · · Score: 5, Funny

      My old girlfriend would talk for hours on the phone, that doubled when she went cordless and then dummy me bought her a headset and I never got to talk to her again.

      I'm married, where can I buy one of these headsets?

      Rich

    4. Re:Mostly a problem with women by rah1420 · · Score: 1

      I'm not even bothering with the comments that follow this. It's halfway to trollish. Besides, the plural of anecdote is not data.

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    5. Re:Mostly a problem with women by holistah · · Score: 1
      inability of pretty much everyone, regardless of sex, to drive effectively with a cell phone jammed in their ear
      should read 'inability of the vast majority of people, regardless of sex, to drive safely.' Anyone who truely has control of their vehicle, is no more hindered by talking on their cellphone, than someone who is walking is hindered by chewing gum. Yes, the majority of people have relatively little control of their vehicles, if this weren't true there would be damn near *0* "accidents", but why should the minority suffer for the inabilities of the majority? Talking about taking away someone's freedoms is a very serious matter. Instead of trying to blame it on any one thing, why not think about solving the root cause, that most people are just plain unsafe drivers... And before you take it personally, if perhaps you feel you would not be able to drive while talking on a cell phone, and therefore don't, you are being a safe driver. You should know what your own abilities are and avoid endagering others. It is not up to the government to limit people. Just because one person can't do it doesn't mean another can't, or just because most people can't, doesn't mean everyone can't and we should therefore outlaw it. When you don't have the ability to do something safely, and you do it anyway, endangering others in the process, that's called being wreckless. That's already a crime. Enforce it. Problem solved.
    6. Re:Mostly a problem with women by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Except that people's recklessness in cars kills or injures other people. It's better to prevent that in the first place if at all possible.

    7. Re:Mostly a problem with women by belmolis · · Score: 1

      The problem is that people are often extremely poor judges of their own ability, especially of their own ability to do things that they want to do. It is remotely possible that you are able to drive safely while using a cell phone, but I am not willing to trust your judgment on this, and you should not be willing to trust mine. If an activity is statistically unsafe and has significant negative consequences (such as death) for others, and you can't rely on people's judgment of their own ability, which in the case of driving you is usually the case, then you either have to ban the activity for everyone or find an objective way of selecting those allowed to engage in it.

    8. Re:Mostly a problem with women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, one can rephrase that to support the claim that drunk driving laws are too strict:

      Google on "cell phone drunk", and you'll find a host of studies ranging drunk driving about as dangerous as cell phone use (both with and without handsfree) while driving.

    9. Re:Mostly a problem with women by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      No, if you're truly "wreckless" then you're probably already a good driver.

      "Pretty much everyone" is, I'd say, pretty much synonymous with "vast majority of". You're being pretty damn picky.

      I don't know why you jumped from someone (me) making a series of observations to the (non-obvious) conclusion that I want "the law" to ban something. If you've read any of my posts here on Slashdot you'd realize that I'm generally against reactionary law ... it rarely serves the purpose for which it is intended.

      However, the unfortunate reality is that human beings (all of them, not "pretty much every" or "the vast majority of") have severely restricted capacity to focus on multiple cognitive streams while simultaneously exercising multiple motor skills. It's who we are: you might as well rail against the fact that we only have two arms. Everyone who drives badly with a cellular phone in hand honestly believes that they are amongst the fortunate few that can handle it. That's obvious because if they were willing to accept that they are, in effect, driving drunk they might reconsider whether yakking about the neighbor's fling with the local diving instructor was worth the risk. You appear to be one of those who feels that he (or she) is immune to the effects of having a cell phone wedded to your skull while driving. I can pretty much guarantee that you're not. Dirty Harry put it very well, "a man's got to know his limitations." I agree, which is why my cell phone bill lists mostly calls of under one minute duration. If I'm driving, I say what needs to be said and I get off the thing.

      This is rapidly becoming one of those issues where, if We The People don't police ourselves, the police are going to provide that service for us. Like it or not, that's what's happening.

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    10. Re:Mostly a problem with women by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      Nope.
      It's always some guy in a suit that think's he's too important for laws or common sense.
      Usually driving a big SUV or a BMW.

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    11. Re:Mostly a problem with women by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      oops, if anyone needs a spare apostrophe, there's one in that last comment.

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  38. Latest news ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A number of motorists failed to get to work on time today after their vehicles refused to start. CT blames the problem on a Macro$mart software upgrade gone awry and says the problem was resolved quickly and the affected motorists vehicles returned to service in the shortest possible time... Macro$mart denied it's software was to blame citing a study showing that flaws in the open source Joe language were largely to blame for instabilities in ZP.

  39. Just what my car needs... by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

    Does my car really NEED to be the next device I have to worry about getting a virus? Symantec AntiVirus Automotive Edition anyone? Yay...

    I don't relish the thought of having to bring my car in for "security upgrades" or a re-install...

    MadCow

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  40. But it's STILL a Ford.... by zardie · · Score: 0

    ... at least they circled the problem, though.

  41. Cntrl - Alt - Delete? by ThePopeLayton · · Score: 2, Funny

    What are you going to have to do to restart your car? Honk the horn, Run the wipers and open the passenger door?

    1. Re:Cntrl - Alt - Delete? by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      No, you'll just have to close all the Windows...

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  42. Predictions are easy with hindsight.... by MarkByers · · Score: 3, Insightful

    having ... navigation equipment with directions and road conditions will set car companies apart from their competitors in the future.

    Umm... most people here that want in-car navigation systems are already considering buying them. In Denmark there are tons of adverts for them all over the place, including a huge billboard not far from my home. If Bill Gates want to get Microsoft navigation systems as the standard, they better hurry up because they aren't innovating but just following in the others' footsteps (as usual).

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    1. Re:Predictions are easy with hindsight.... by linebackn · · Score: 0, Redundant

      ...If Bill Gates want to get Microsoft navigation systems as the standard, they better hurry up because they aren't innovating but just following in the others' footsteps (as usual).

      Nah, they will just do as they have always done - let others go first to test the water and then once a market is established Microsoft will jump in with all kinds of underhanded business tactics and advertising to drive everyone else out of business.

      Dale Gribble: "You know what they say FORD stands for. Fix it again Tony".

      Hank Hill: "Your thinking of Fiat, Dale."

    2. Re:Predictions are easy with hindsight.... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      having ... navigation equipment with directions and road conditions will set car companies apart from their competitors in the future.

      Umm... most people here that want in-car navigation systems are already considering buying them. In Denmark there are tons of adverts for them all over the place, including a huge billboard not far from my home. If Bill Gates want to get Microsoft navigation systems as the standard, they better hurry up because they aren't innovating but just following in the others' footsteps (as usual).

      You are haring off into apples and oranges territory here.
       
      People are buying aftermarket Nav systems because very few new cars have them, and almost no cars older than a couple of years have them. From Microsoft's point of view those systems are irrelevant - and they are correct. Why? Because cars of the near future will increasingly come equipped with nav systems - the market for aftermarket systems will gradually fade and eventually all but disappear. Thus, to become 'standard' one does not compete in the aftermarket category - but in the OEM category.
       
      Which, of course, is exactly how Windows, Explorer and Office became predominant.
    3. Re:Predictions are easy with hindsight.... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      Umm... most people here that want in-car navigation systems are already considering buying them

      I'd much rather see a double or triple height DIN slot in the dashboards of cars with wiring for speed sensor, speakers, antennas, power, etc, so that you can install and replace nav systems and radios with whatever you want to put in. Technology marches on, and some people want to keep their cars for a decade or two but keep the electronics somewhat up to date.

      -b.

  43. It's all about the money, dude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill Gates knows that. Cha ching. Cost analysis: one accidental death per $300,000,000 profit? Ah, that's worth it. Do it! Cha ching.

  44. Ford is going belly up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posting anonymous for obvious reasons.
    This isn't exactly on-topic but since it involves ford I'll include it anyway.
    I work with a lot of subcontractors in the car industry and most of them are predicting that ford will not survive many more years. There are several reasons for this but the key ones are the massive retirement of workers, the high price for American cars and the way that ford has missed the demand for smaller fuel efficient cars. The demise of ford is predicted somewhere between four and eight years from now, depending on who you ask.
    I find it somewhat unlikely myself but time will tell I guess. I'll keep an eye on any news about ford for the coming years, and hopefully I'll be able to laugh at them for being so off target.

  45. This isn't a bad idea, if they do it "Right" by ubuwalker31 · · Score: 1

    I, for one, would love to have a usb port on my dashboard, so I could monitor my computers vitals, diagnose those annoying dashboard lights when they pop up, play mp3s, hook up a webcam to record a traffic stop, etc.

    1. Re:This isn't a bad idea, if they do it "Right" by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Why not go the whole hog and have bluetooth and drive via wiimote!

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    2. Re:This isn't a bad idea, if they do it "Right" by wc_paladin · · Score: 1

      Yeah that'll turn out great.

      Officer: Sir why did you ram that other vehicle?
      Driver: Super Truck Smash! Hang on, I'll just push '2' repeatedly until I respawn.

  46. Insurance companies? by ThePopeLayton · · Score: 1

    How are insurance companies going to react when microsoft is at fault for a car crash? And will they lower my premium if I install linux?

  47. Its about the bottom line... by CloneRanger · · Score: 1

    I think this is a scheme to bump up the price of the car when purchasing and then a way to stay in your wallet thereafter. Monthly residual income is something all companies want. Then just wait till something is wrong with it. The solution will be to replace it. I'll guarantee next to no troublshooting will be done since most mechanics do not have computer training or equipment. Imagine the bill to replace it.

  48. Mental note: No more Fords for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject, fuck Microsoft!

  49. I bleed blue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but wont be bleeding because of broken windows.
    No M$ products in my car thankyou.

    12 years of programming in a windows environment has left me kind of bitter, or even jaded if you please.

  50. Dumbass marketroids by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    "There are going to be those who have it and those who don't. And even those who get it later are going to be a generation behind," Ford said.

    No, idiot, the ones who get it later will be a generation ahead.

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    1. Re:Dumbass marketroids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only are they dumbasses but they do not even know what people want. Both ford and GM are crap cars right now because they hire retarted morons in their engineering departments.

      Stereo has functions that run the car or body features. upgrading to a real stereo is impossible in many new cars because of this. Craploads of features require the computer... Rolling up my windows DOES NOT need the computer, yet when the Body control module fails (they do on a regular basis automotive electronics are really low quality lately) you cant roll up your windows, the headlights will not come on, the speedometer stops working. Or better yet, your car's computer reboots while you are driving at night and the headlights go off! (Yes this is real! it happens on GM cars!)

      I personally will never EVER touch another american made car except for the 80's classic I love and restore. anythign new is absolute and complete shit... and yes, if your car does not run for 15 years without electrical failure it is crap. If the engine cant go 200K miles without failure it is SHIT.... GM=SHIT Ford=SHIT.

      Now we get a buggy OS to add into the car! YAY!!!!!

    2. Re:Dumbass marketroids by sg3000 · · Score: 1

      > "There are going to be those who have it and those who don't. And even those who get it later are going to be a generation behind," Ford said.

      Come on. Ford's Marketing Department is right. You know how in the 1990s Ford pioneered putting the super-secure push button keys [1|2 3|4 5|6 7|8] on the driver's side door to enable you to open the door and stuff? Cool! The other car makers are doing something similar where they put the push buttons on this thing that goes on your key fob (yeah, that'll catch on!), but no one puts it on the door like Ford does. So all the other car makers are more than a generation behind; they're a decade behind!

      I suspect that Windows Automotive will be like that keyless entry thing, but even more so!

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    3. Re:Dumbass marketroids by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Well, I have a Chrysler and so far it hasn't given me any problems. Oh, well, when I first got it the CD player didn't work and I was going to take it back to the dealer when I thought I'd try a some Dustoff in the slot to see if the laser head was dirty. I stuck the nozzle in, and felt something shift, and the player made a horrible buzzing and groaning and I figured I'd really screwed it up. Then a cardboard airport parking garage ticket came out! The player worked perfectly after that.

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  51. Windows Automotive??!! by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Oh God! Does this mean when the car won't start or mysteriously catches a virus that causes it to blow oil we have to wait for Patch Tuesday? Doh, I have to get to work and Patch Tuesday ain't for another three weeks. Even worse . . . what if, while driving, our copies of Windows Automotive suddenly decide to verify Genuine Advantage, fail, and the steering wheel disables? That'd be a bad day. Hehe!

  52. Oh Joy! by CBob · · Score: 1

    One more thing to go wrong in that vast rolling sea of lowest bidder parts that requires specialized tools to work on. Metric, standard, hex/allen, Torx and "tamper resistant" all in 1 car already. Just imagine what fun this will add.

    I also wonder if Ford and company will treat the data the same way they treat "their" proprietary data on the ECU's and such?

  53. Emissions by Indecision+Bob · · Score: 1

    This is far more important than reducing car emissions! Go Ford!

    1. Re:Emissions by lgw · · Score: 1

      Right, because the business guys who did this deal with Microsoft could have instead been working on emissions engineering? Car emissions are nearly zero anyway - if you want to improve air quality, try casting your aspersions at lawnmowers (small two-stroke engines are responsible for more air pollution than cars, and haven't had even the simplest, cheapest steps taken).

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  54. Only legal with DRM? by MarkByers · · Score: 1

    Of course it's legal. Making that illegal would be like saying it's illegal to copy music from iTunes to an iPod.

    Ah you mean it's legal as long as the music you buy is DRM'd? I guess that makes sense. After all non-DRM'd music is dangerous, right?

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    1. Re:Only legal with DRM? by morboIV · · Score: 1

      Dude, you can legally copy unDRMed mp3 files from iTunes to an iPod.

    2. Re:Only legal with DRM? by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Dude,

      Sales at the 'Apple Music Store' (or whatever they are calling it now, I don't do 'product endorsements by mentioning brand names in comments) are far slower than those of the Apple MP3 Player (whatever they are calling it, ibid.)

      Apple wishes they could become the channel through which all that content flows. As it is, their DRM scheme and their 'content outlet' are just place-holders to keep the 'anti piracy' content providers off their back.

      Jobs always sells both ways, to his suppliers and his retail customers. It's the weasel way.

  55. Yet another speech-driven mess by eck011219 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a person with a moderate stutter (which gets worse while I'm driving, coincidentally), I'm getting pretty sick of everything going to speech recognition. According to the article, this system will be controlled this way as well. It's getting so I can do less and less in my environment unless I can speak fluently. Now I'm going to have to speak fluently to listen to the flippin' radio? Blech. And really, are we going to trust MS with speech recognition after this?

    Besides, what's wrong with cars now? They go, the radios have knobs, and we all know how to run them. If we want to listen to music that doesn't exist on the radio, we have devices for that, too. And with many new cars now being released with jacks for mp3 players, seems to me the problems are pretty much solved. The way it works now, you can pick and choose what devices you want, install or order them, and you don't have to fight through a whole computer UI (and let's be honest, it probably won't be as intuitive as it could be) to get to the stuff you want.

    And really, I hardly think the biggest problem that Ford currently has is the multimedia experience for its drivers. How about cars that run reliably first, and THEN turn your focus to how to bugger up my radio.

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  56. wifi access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will wifi your car, install uber leet hacker software and then break into you home network. Cause I hate Microsoft and I need to rebel.

  57. Defensive measure against iPod dominance by The+Mutant · · Score: 1

    Interesting article, but the part about "...downloading music..." made me wonder - given that by some estimates, by 2011 some 73 million cars will have iPod interfaces, is this a not so subtle way for Microsoft to fend off the dominance of Apple's iPod?

  58. This is explains why by hey! · · Score: 1
    I will be sticking with Honda:


    Bill Ford and Bill Gates were reported as saying that having high-definition screens in vehicles, speech recognition, cameras, digital calendars and navigation equipment with directions and road conditions will set car companies apart from their competitors in the future.


    Offer me a reliable, efficent and comfortable car with simple and well thought out controls, price it affordably, and you'll get my business. I'd welcome a car with greater American made content, if it wasn't an insult to my intelligence.

    This seems to repeat the problem Buick had for many years: creating pretentious cars with weirdly "innovative" dashboard controls that were nearly impossible to use. My mom had a buick in which the heat/ac lever was replaced with a thumbwheel you had to spin ten times to go from hot to cold; for feedback there was a bar graph that turned from red to blue -- useless in the dark of course. Buick once was the make your doctor drove. It wasn't a Cadillac or Packard, but it was a quality car for the upwardly mobile middle class. Stuffing new features in their cars didn't solidify the brand, it destroyed it. Buick is not a brand you associate with quality, performance or affordable luxury anymore. It's just another GM product line, and rumor is that like Oldsmobile, it is destined for the axe.
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  59. Great, another reason to avoid driving by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    Letsee...

    Cell phones.
    Blackberries.
    Applying Makeup
    Drinking Coffee.
    Wearing earbuds (iPod)

    Now we're going to put in a system that someone can send/receive email on their dash?

    What ever happened to Keep your eyes on the road?

    Has anybody seen the website http://www.platewire.com/? It allows your to report bad drivers by location and license plate. I can't wait to see "was sending IM and swerved into my lane...." as a reason for reporting someone.

    1. Re:Great, another reason to avoid driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But think of the delicious irony of reporting them from your new in-dash Windows Automotive browser while you pass people on the shoulder! Mmmmmm.

  60. I guess now FORD stands for by Richy_T · · Score: 1

    FDISK Or Reboot Daily

    Rich

  61. I've got the perfect marketing slogan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...for Microsoft-equipped Fords:

    "Welcome to the Shoulder!"

  62. Wait a minute by edbob · · Score: 1

    Before passing judgment on this system, I would prefer to take a wait and see approach. It may work very well or it may bomb. Despite what people may think, Ford has an army of competent engineers and I am sure that many options were probably considered before this was decided upon. Of course Ford doesn't want this controlling critical components of the car. They have their own controls that have been well refined over the years. In my own work as a controls engineer, Windows doesn't control anything anyway. It is just used as an interface. If it BSOD's, the plant will continue running or safely shut down. Even if a Linux distro was used instead of Windows, I doubt that this approach would change. I know some people have concerns with driver distraction, but I have found that navigation systems allow me to drive with more confidence in unfamiliar cities. I can pay attention to the road without having to dig out a map while driving (which is more distracting). People tend to panic when they feel that they have become lost in unfamiliar surroundings and this can cause them to make unwise decisions. Of course, a navigation system is just a tool (and a new one at that) and should not replace the sound judgment of the driver (although the judgment of some drivers on the Tri-State at 5:00 p.m. on a weekday is questionable).

  63. You don't HAVE to have windows. by KClaisse · · Score: 0

    I wonder how long it will take for some Linux people to figure it all out and get linux on it? Personally I'd love to have WiFi and Skype in my car, although I certainly wouldn't pay an extra 10k extra for it. They have MP3 players that can do more than that for less!

  64. CUBUNTU anyone? by saur2004 · · Score: 1

    Wonder if someone will make a car ubuntu. :P

    1. Re:CUBUNTU anyone? by ConanG · · Score: 1

      Don't know about Ubuntu, but there are plenty of custom built carpc's with Linux installs on them:
      http://www.mp3car.com/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f =77

  65. be the end of Slashdot for me... by rajafarian · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    OFFTOPIC: I have ad.doubleclick.net mapped to 127.0.0.1 in my hosts file and when I click on comment links on Slashdot, they never load. Iceweasel (firefox did this, too) status bar just says:

      Transferring data from ad.doubleclick.net.

    I'm not going to change my hosts file. Does anyone here have a workaround?

    1. Re:be the end of Slashdot for me... by Jesselnz · · Score: 1

      Um... do you have a local webserver running on port 80? If not, of course nothing is loading. Try using ~/.mozilla/firefox/*/chrome/userContent.css to block the ad-frame completely.

    2. Re:be the end of Slashdot for me... by mochan_s · · Score: 1

      I suggest getting FoxyProxy and putting doubleclick on a proxy and disable downloading of images in FF itself. I suggest that for Google as well since they are everywhere and mining your browsing habits.

      What's better than not giving your data for mining? Poisoning their data!

      I still don't understand why browsers won't display the contents of the page unless it processes the ad stuff. Anyone know? Shouldn't they be in separate threads or something?

    3. Re:be the end of Slashdot for me... by McGiraf · · Score: 1

      you must be using the slashdotter plugin. same happened here. no fix yet

    4. Re:be the end of Slashdot for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the Adblock Plus extension to Firefox does the job nicely, and for a lot more companies than just doubleclick. You'll want to change your hosts file back since it'll become redundant, and it's better than having a cluttered up core system file.

    5. Re:be the end of Slashdot for me... by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      Yes, the Adblock Plus extension to Firefox does the job nicely, and for a lot more companies than just doubleclick. You'll want to change your hosts file back since it'll become redundant, and it's better than having a cluttered up core system file.

    6. Re:be the end of Slashdot for me... by xENoLocO · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or you can just subscribe to slashdot.

      It's quite nice, actually.

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    7. Re:be the end of Slashdot for me... by jlarocco · · Score: 1
      Does anyone here have a workaround?

      Use Opera. Somebody had to say it...

  66. Typical Microsoft - a generation behind... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    ...and they spin it like they're a generation ahead.

    And even those who get it later are going to be a generation behind

    News flash, guys. Toyota/Lexus has had a similar system for years.

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    rediculous.
    1. Re:Typical Microsoft - a generation behind... by ConanG · · Score: 1

      That's not the same thing. That's actually more useful. What Ford and MS are proposing lacks automotive diagnostic ability. It can connect to the internet and play music, though!

    2. Re:Typical Microsoft - a generation behind... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      What Ford and MS are proposing lacks automotive diagnostic ability.

      Yep, it would be nice, in addition to the "Check Engine" moron light to use a small LCD screen in the dash to display error messages in plain English (or language of choice anyway). In addition to the warning light, you'd get a message like "left bank rear O2 sensor zero voltage output". When not in use for error messages, the thing could be used as a trip computer, for nav system messages, etc. It should also be able to display the output of any sensor connected to the car's computer for diagnostic purposes and as a programmable gauge (so you can have it display voltage, oil pressure, and air mass flow at all times while driving). Think about it as a car computer for *car* geeks.

      -b.

    3. Re:Typical Microsoft - a generation behind... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Indeed. For a while I did OBD2 scan tool software for a large company I'm not going to name here.

      Best example of what you're talking about is what this guy is selling. Disclaimer: I'm not associated with this company, etc. One of the reasons I did a career switch is that it's a no-brainer to eventually have the onboard computers simply give you the info you're talking about, like these guys are doing with the Prius.

      But doesn't this thing just rock? If they could get it to do dashboard output with the 07 Prius I'd probably buy one.

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      rediculous.
    4. Re:Typical Microsoft - a generation behind... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      But doesn't this thing just rock? If they could get it to do dashboard output with the 07 Prius I'd probably buy one.

      Yes! This is exactly what I was thinking of and more. I'm not sure if automakers would actually include a full data display as stock - it might cut into their dealers' repair profits...

      -b.

  67. Does this mean... by torrentami · · Score: 3, Funny

    a new owner will have to obtain a new license in order to drive the car if he buys it used?

  68. I wonder if... by Idbar · · Score: 2, Funny

    The system can update itself while you are driving without you turning off and back on your car. Even better, I hope if the navigation system updates, you don't have to go back home and start over.

    In the future news:
    Detroit - The first windows based automotive crashed when the driver refused to update the system, filling the windshield with several pop-ups and finally automatically restarting the engine for the commuting driver in the expressway.

    1. Re:I wonder if... by chicagotypewriter · · Score: 1

      Your Windows Automotive Sync updates have installed. Your system will automatically restart in 1:38
      [Restart Now][Restart Later]


      I'd hate to see that one come up while driving.

    2. Re:I wonder if... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      I hope it does a better bloody job of syncing than Windows Mobile and Vista.

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  69. There's a CTRL-ALT-DEL by sulli · · Score: 1

    in your future!

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    sulli
    RTFJ.
    1. Re:There's a CTRL-ALT-DEL by ge · · Score: 1

      Just put a reset button on steering wheel, right next to the radio volume controls.......

  70. Interesting issue re: how much is too much by smchris · · Score: 1


    Are there any states that _do_ allow drivers to watch TV while they drive? It seems like this really is a slippery slope situation where the LCD screen is morphing into a massive distraction. It will be awfully difficult to qualify, quantify and therefore legislate how much is too much.

  71. Quality is Job 1.1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh how I'm gonna hate stalling out waiting for my Automatic Update to download.

  72. Not Safe! by ConanG · · Score: 1

    It's not safe to have a pc in the car. I know this from personal experience.

    First let me detail what I had. I installed a pc in a car a couple of years ago for a technical writing class (had to document the research, the installation, a user manual, etc). It had GPS and map software, internet connection via cellphone, custom touchscreen interface, mp3 library, and DVD player. Using an OBD-II connection, it also monitored the automotive systems and tracked speed, rpm, intake and exhaust temperatures and pressures, gas usage, and other information. It also scanned and identified the cause of any check engine warnings.

    All in all, a pretty nice system that took me the better part of a year to build. I wrote the software that integrated all the components into an interface easy to use with a touchscreen. I also wrote my own OBD-II software (supplied software is NOT touchscreen friendly). Of course, I also did the physical install myself.

    Ok, so how was it unsafe? I crashed. Stupidly so. I was following a friend to his house late at night on empty streets. I figured it was safe to mess with the music controls. My friend decided to take a different route home and turns earlier than I was expecting. As I was engaged with the music controls and not my driving, I smashed right into him.

    We weren't hurt badly, but his car was eventually totalled. It came out after the repairs. That was enough to convince me that PC + CAR = BAD IDEA.

    1. Re:Not Safe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're an idiot.... And that makes all of us idiots too how exactly?

  73. OBD-II, OBC and car computers by sinij · · Score: 1

    Cars already have computers that follow industry standards (OBD-II) and they are responsible for monitoring and controlling all car systems. These systems are predominantly ASIC (application specific integrated circuits), sometimes with upgradeable firmware and are modern equivalents of a distributor.

    You also have OBC (on-board computer) that has nothing to do with controlling car operations, it is modern equivalent of a car radio. Frequently OBC is capable of showing you some car metrics, like your fuel consumption or let you know if there is a problem detected with check engine light or more detailed equivalent.

    Typically if your OBC is malfunctioning your car is still operational, but now there is a trend for luxury cars to allow you change parameters, like suspension stiffness or shifting points, through OBC. Depending on particular car and way OBC fails it can disable your car but in most situations your car computer will assume default settings in case of an OBC failure.

    As to 'download' from TFA - it will be tightly controlled functionality, similarly to On-Star, and nothing more than another scheme to lock you into DRM-ed 'content distribution' system, only now with your car instead of your cellphone or MP3 player.

    1. Re:OBD-II, OBC and car computers by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      Cars already have computers that follow industry standards (OBD-II) and they are responsible for monitoring and controlling all car systems.

      The OBD-II standard actually only allows you to access a very limited set of data mandated by Federal law. To get the really interesting/useful stuff (especially with systems other than the engine and auto gearbox) you usually need a proprietary scan tool. Personally, I think this situation should be changed and the law should mandate a USB port on every dashboard and a full diagnostic CD provided to every car buyer.

      -b.

  74. Examples of technology distracting drivers exist by buro9 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    News-Gazette.com
    The 25-year-old ... died on Sept. 8 from head injuries he received Sept. 2 when [the driver] hit him with her car because she was downloading ring tones to her cell phone instead of paying attention to driving.
    Until we get autonomous vehicles that can take us from A to B without a driving having to pay attention, can we stop surrounding the driver with every means under the sun to not be paying attention.
  75. I think you meant MSGOATSE by javachip · · Score: 1

    I think you meant MSGOATSE (MicroSoft Genuine Operations Analyst Technical Systems Engineer).

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  76. Maybe Ford will take Microsoft down with them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would anybody want to buy a first-generation Microsoft Auto-PC from a company that might not be in business at ALL, in a few years?

    Clearly, this is part of Mulally's "turn-around" strategy at Ford, but what is in this for Microsoft? They could partner with any auto manufacturer, and choosing Ford, which is in serious trouble these days, just doesn't make sense, unless Ford rolled over in the negotiations. Deal-wize, I figure Microsoft knows what it's doing...I just don't think Ford will have the vision and marketshare to make this thing work.

    Ford will be producing fewer models in the next few years, which most likely means they will be selling fewer cars, total. Unless they really come up with some radical new auto designs (not something Ford has a history of...they're still reinventing the Mustang, for example), start prodcuing cars with exeptional mileage, hybrids, etc., I just don't see this as being a big selling point for Ford cars, or for Microsoft Auto-PCs.

  77. Think again by ConanG · · Score: 1

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=214254&cid=174 10076

    There is a big difference in occasional use of GPS software and a full car computer you're using to connect to the internet, play music or video, make phone calls with, and even track car performance.

  78. Automotive software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Having left Ford product development 5 years ago, let me state what was true then & what is probably still true now.

    All software going into a Ford vehicle has to comply to a "Processors and Software" specification document which requires that there be no nested interrupts, all interrupts must be polled (for noise considerations), no dynamic memory be used, no pointers, no c++, worst case timing analysis performed, etc.

    This "Sync" software will be no exception.

    We were much more rigorous and deeply embedded there than where I work now in the aerospace/defense industry.

  79. Why Windows? by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

    Assuming that putting all of that stuff in the car is a good idea, why use Windows? Most of the megabytes of Windows are for the graphical interface stuff which is exactly what is unimportant in an automobile where a few large buttons are the only visual and tactile interface that's possible. Also, when the automakers climb into bed with Windows, they're getting into bed with the Windows brand name which, frankly, doesn't seem to be a selling point for anything mission critical like a car. Finally, for Microsoft Windows, three years is a long time while for a car, after three years it's just starting to get worn in. Wouldn't Linux be a MUCH better choice to use to build auto user functionality?

    1. Re:Why Windows? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      Assuming that putting all of that stuff in the car is a good idea, why use Windows?

      Does this really share code and features with desktop Windows, or has "Windows" simply become a generic brand name for an MS OS - in this case, basically an embedded OS?

      -b.

  80. But why windows? by Stormx2 · · Score: 1

    It bothers me... Why would ford strike a deal with MS? I mean, MS would just flog the old windows kernel... If you're designing cars, you know exactly what hardware is in it. A team of programmers could knock up a working operating system in a couple of weeks because they don't have to account for changes in hardware. MS will take months piecing together scraps of old source code from Windows ME into some kind of incoherent hybrid... And it will be more expensive! Who here thinks bill gates is threatening Ford with a patent infringement case?

  81. FSOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ford Screen of Death - how do you like to drive with an intensely blue dashboard you can't kill other than with the ignition switch?

    I like the idea, please implement as laughing at BMW drivers alone is getting boring..

  82. Systems integration is bad... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
    I don't want the radio, nav system, dashboard, etc to be all integrated. I typically drive 10-20 year old cars and I want to be able to upgrade the sound system and other stuff as technology marches on. This is planned obsolescence in the worst sense of the term.

    -b.

  83. Hah! by Infonaut · · Score: 1

    And people said Ford didn't have a chance.

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  84. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by markov_chain · · Score: 1

    C'mon guys, people are going to do this stuff whether we like it or not. The automotive manufacturers are arguably helping reduce the accident counts by making the various contributory technologies less distractive, such as by building in hands-free calling.

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  85. An idea that won't die by dfoulger · · Score: 1

    This is an idea that won't die, and the car companies (Ford, GM, Daimler Chrysler, Toyota, Honda, etc) have a long history of talking to the big computer companies (IBM and now Microsoft) when they explore it. If Ford went to Gates, its because he regards Gates as a premier expert. If he focused on Windows, its simply because its widely used and has a logo that will go nicely on the windows of your car. Hobbyists have been tricking out their cars with computers for years, and the DVD players that are hanging in the car of every family who takes a trip with a five year old are already turning into Video Game stations.

    The good news is that, when cars start arriving in volume that have computers built in, there will quickly be:

    1. Fifty ports of Linux, almost all of which really will put the car a generation ahead.
    2. A quickly evolving industry for aftermarket computer upgrades, including replacement. This industry will be particularly important when cars get to being two years or so old, because the cars functional life will undoubtedly exceed that of the computer. That will make such upgrades particularly important to dealers of used cars.
    3. CPU and memory comparisons added to blue book values.

    None of this is intended to discount the very real problems associated with actually using such a computer while you are driving, but if something is going to happen eventually, better to seriously consider its implications, if only because there may be profit in doing so.

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    1. Re:An idea that won't die by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      A quickly evolving industry for aftermarket computer upgrades, including replacement. This industry will be particularly important when cars get to being two years or so old, because the cars functional life will undoubtedly exceed that of the computer. That will make such upgrades particularly important to dealers of used cars.

      Let's hope so - but it'll be a royal PITA. Keep in mind that the "computers" in many newer cars provide not just NAV and audio capability, but control stuff like climate control and even lights in some cases (stuff that they have no business controlling IMHO).

      -b.

    2. Re:An idea that won't die by dfoulger · · Score: 1

      As long as the interfaces are standard and the software can be ported from one machine to the next, there shouldn't be a problem. The latter is, of course, an argument against using Windows as the platform, but there are good Windows emulators on Linux, so all is not lost.

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  86. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
    The automotive manufacturers are arguably helping reduce the accident counts by making the various contributory technologies less distractive, such as by building in hands-free calling.

    But integrated audio systems as used by a lot of companies require you to go through several steps whilst looking at an LCD to even change the radio station (as opposed to just turning a given knob). These seem to add distraction, not reduce it.

    -b.

  87. Lincoln and Mercury _later?_ by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    These are supposedly the higher-end marques. With fatter profit margins.

    I can't imagine wanting to shell out extra money for a Lincoln, but there are still plenty of people who do. You'd think that the last thing Ford would want to do is to send them a message that they are sucking hind tit. Is Ford trying to get rid of them?

  88. Actually, this could be seen as a response to that by Rix · · Score: 1

    At least the bluetooth hands free part. You can't easily ban something if you can't see it.

  89. Flailing about by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Ford is foundering. Toyota is likely going to move into the #2 U.S. automaker spot, again, this month (December). Ford can't seem to figure out what people want when it comes to making a car; so now they're trying to "innovate" by putting Windows in the car.

    The typical consumer would probably prefer across-the-board iPod (and/or MP3) docks for their cars, but Ford's giving them Windows Genuine Advantage(TM). I'm guessing Bill Ford bought his grandkids Zunes for Christmas.

    Hey, that brings up a new point - how is this car-based Windows going to check in with Microsoft to make sure it's Genuine(TM)?

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    1. Re:Flailing about by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      The typical consumer would probably prefer across-the-board iPod (and/or MP3) docks for their cars, but Ford's giving them Windows Genuine Advantage(TM).

      The consumer would be best served by a standard-sized (say, double DIN) slot in the dashboard where he can have the radio/nav system of his choice installed. When the old one wears out or becomes obsolete, it can be replaced with newer technology without throwing the car away. BTW- this is how most European cars were designed until the early 1990s, if not later. As far as running other controls like heat/AC off of the same LCD screen as the radio and nav system, those supposed engineers should be sent back to school. Introducing a single point of failure that b0rks basically all interior controls into a complex system like a car isn't a good idea. And the climate control *is* safety-critical - think about not having a defroster whilst driving in a blizzard.

      -b.

  90. This is just what Ford needs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... to pull them out of their slump! ;-)

  91. Outside yes, inside no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the electric locks on my mondeo are on the blink, then I can still manually open the drivers side door from outside with the key.

    However, I can't open the door from the inside, the double locking stops me (double locking means even if a thief smashes the window, the door won't open from the inside). So no, the only way out is if the window still work, switch the car on, open the window, switch the car off, reach out and open from the outside.

    "This is the kind of thing that should be covered by basic auto safety laws."

    It is, on old Volkswagons there is an auto unlock that unlocks the doors in the event of a crash. Thieves found out that it would open the doors even if the car was turned off, they would hit the front with a hammer, the car would unlock the doors and they would steal it. Complex systems often have unwanted side effects, even if Windows Automotive group think they have thought of everything, I won't be buying it.

    1. Re:Outside yes, inside no by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      However, I can't open the door from the inside, the double locking stops me (double locking means even if a thief smashes the window, the door won't open from the inside). So no, the only way out is if the window still work, switch the car on, open the window, switch the car off, reach out and open from the outside.

      But if a thief smashes the window, he can get into the car anyway, so wtf is the point? If they're worried about someone sticking a coat hanger in between the window frame and the glass and using it to pull up the locking knob, why can't they just put the lock knob in a position to make that impossible?

      -b.

  92. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    The automotive manufacturers are arguably helping reduce the accident counts by making the various contributory technologies less distractive, such as by building in hands-free calling.

    My phone already has hands-free calling (I just say the persons' name, and it dials), and a speakerphone, as well as playing mp3s and playing and recording videos, and can communicate with car stereos via bluetooth.

    This is just one more reason NOT to buy a Ford (not that there haven't been a gazillion reasons already ... lousy fuel economy, poor model selection, the real risk of it going bankrupt ...)

  93. Oh my... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll have to activate it within 30 days, and selling the car to someone else will mean the new owner has to purchase a new license. Also, When you take delivery, you'll have to agree to a 16 page EULA.

    Why do we need this in a car?

  94. No ford in my future by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    As if I needed a good reason to look for something else.

  95. Bill Ford is a Tool by Luscious868 · · Score: 1

    Fire Millen!

    1. Re:Bill Ford is a Tool by B5_geek · · Score: 1

      Mod Lions Fan up!

      =)

      I know that there is promise for this team. Look at how excellent the first two games were!

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  96. Re: All the "crashing" jokes by zo1dberg · · Score: 1

    The people that post jokes about how this will take chrashes to the next level and stuff like that seem to forget that we're talking about Ford. It's not like Windows is going to be the weak point anyway.

  97. computerize me! by cherax · · Score: 1

    About the only computerized function that I would welcome in my car: continuous, real-time display of mileage as I drive. Hybrids already have these, but that's preaching to the converted. Studies (reported elsewhere on /.) have shown that eliminating "aggressive" driving could reduce our gasoline consumption by 20%, overnight and with no new technology. Of course, we ignore the other gauge we already have (the speedometer)...

    1. Re:computerize me! by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      continuous, real-time display of mileage as I drive.

      This has been a feature of some cars since the early 80s. I learned to drive in a 1983(?) BMW 528e that has a mechanical MPG gauge below the tachometer. AFAIK, it wasn't the cheezy engine vacuum type "mileage" gauge - it was actually driven by the fuel injection computer that "knew" speed and how much fuel was being injected.

      -b.

    2. Re:computerize me! by Thomas+the+Doubter · · Score: 1

      Mr. BMW, My 1982 Toyota Celica Supra (L-Type) had fuel-injection and a real-time electronic MPG display. Power windows, locks, four-wheel disk brakes, 8-point adjustable seats, nice sound system - everything I ever wanted. The car got about 28MPG for me and could do 0-60 in about 9 sec.(this WAS 1982). Handled very well also. Not too shabby for about half the price of a 528.
      Since they discontinued the Supra and I have gotten married I'm a Honda owner now...

    3. Re:computerize me! by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      Mr. BMW, My 1982 Toyota Celica Supra (L-Type) had fuel-injection and a real-time electronic MPG display.


      Supras are nice little cars, BTW. They're even rear-wheel-drive. BTW, I wasn't bragging: said BMW had approximately 160,000 hard miles done over 15 years by the time I got my grubby lil' hands on it.


      -b.

  98. Er... by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    Why can't I just use my portable DVD player and cell phone for the same thing? Plus, I can take them out of the car and use them other places too! Building expensive entertainment centres/computers in vehicles seems a bit pointless when you consider that you could just make such a thing portable so you can use it everywhere. Plus you'll want to take it out when you leave your vehicle anyway in case it gets stolen, like those removable face plates on radios and such. Seems like this will only catch on with people that buy ridiculously expensive vehicles anyway. The article mentions keeping up with the Jones', and these people are the only ones who probably care about doing that.

  99. Thank goodness, by WhatDoIKnow · · Score: 1

    "The software does not, apparently, run the engine or do anything directly connected with transportation."

    Whew, that's a relief!

    :wq

  100. Good by goldcd · · Score: 1

    That would certainly influence my decision to buy (positively)
    What I would DEARLY love is for the automotive makers to produce some new standards of their own.
    I do NOT appreciate having bulky great cigarette lighter adapters hanging out all over the place (nice little variable voltage adapters would be a lot simpler).
    Bluetooth is great for making stuff talk to each other, but farting around getting Bluetooth to connect to my GPS, my PDA and my phone is a fiddle (and the radio is still playing away when the phone rings).
    Right - the more I think about it I think I just want mini-USB sockets on every single surface allowing me to charge everything and provide (data) connections between all my stuff - $50 flash based linux system could do this, but if MS want to beat them to it, then fine my me.
    Oh - and one final thing. WTF do I have to have vent/sucker mounts for all my GPS and phone stuff? Could Ford please develop some little sockets that I can just click stuff to?

  101. "Don't Believe The Hype" by pjay_dml · · Score: 1

    Any one else feel reminded of that Public Enemy classic?

  102. Yuk by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Cars are for driving and living rooms are for watching TV.

    Drivers are already bad enough, they dont need yet another distraction out on the road.

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  103. First I had to kick Gates off my computer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    and fight every day for my right to run Linux. Now Windows comes back in my car. I suppose I'll have to build my own car now to keep Bill Gates out of it.

    When I get to be 89 and need an artificial heart and I see them about to stick it in my chest and it has a Windows logo, I suppose that's when I'll finally snap and just start choking people.

    1. Re:First I had to kick Gates off my computer... by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      The pacemakers that I have seen directly ran their own proprietary software. However, they are read and programmed by external machines that run OS/2 or Windows.

      Certain implantable device industry segments hung onto OS/2 for as long as possible, btw.

  104. Don't pay attention to the car, please by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Hugely marked up in dash Pimp My Ride electronics will go a long way to distract buyers from the crappy quality of the underlying car, I guess. But I just don't see the F-150 market as the Pimp My Ride audience.

    Do they think that high school students and urban wannabes can save Ford?

  105. Well... by Zero+Degrez · · Score: 1

    At least the Start button will finally make a lot more sense.

  106. Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this gives a new meaning to the term wardriving

  107. Yet more dangerous electronics by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    There's too much electronics in cars already, greatly increasing the chances of a fire in the event of a crash. The last thing we need is Windows in a car.

  108. Licenses by waltarro85 · · Score: 1

    Does this mean you will need to buy a new license for each driver or the car will think you are a pirate?

    1. Re:Licenses by jim9000 · · Score: 1

      Probably.

      Licenses will probably be required for passengers as well.

  109. Hey, Bill, I just want a car! by Rich+Klein · · Score: 1

    I don't want something that slices and dices and washes my clothes, and, oh, by the way, it might get me to work, too. Quit adding boatloads of crap to cars! Well, okay, add the crap, just make it optional, 'cuz I don't want it.

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  110. One Ford was enough by jeffgtr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've owned one Ford. It was a Contour and had all sorts of bells and whistles. It was very unreliable, many things broke. It was a totally bad experience. My last two cars have been Toyota Corollas, very dependable, not as many gadgets but they had (have) all the ones that matter. Excellent experience with both. I used to be a windows user then switched to OSX because of the rock solid unix underpinnings and reliability. Quite happy with that decision. The thought of a Microsoft/Ford monstrosity won't be in my purchasing plans ever. As an aside. I recently had an Alpine CD player with Ipod interation, good grief thats distracting enough. I couldn't imagine fussing with a windowsish device while driving. It's a bad idea. Why can't American auto makers give us a car that just works, why can't they get that? No they have to do something like install Windows in the car to make it even more unreliable and user hostile.

    1. Re:One Ford was enough by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      The only 'stripped down' vehicle of the type I was looking for (smallest variety of pickup) was a Ford Ranger. Mine is a 2006 and the only 'powered' features in it are in the engine compartment. Hand cranked windows, manually adjusted seats, and mine even doesn't have Air Conditioning. The only 'option' it has is the next-from-bottom radio, which has a CD player.

      It's hard to find a new 'stripped' vehicle on a sales lot anymore. And it's even harder to get a salesman's attention if that's what you want to buy, as they make most of their money on the 'enhancement' bullshit that can get you to load onto the chassis. You won't find anything from GM that way easily in a small utility truck. GM is selling 'snazzy shit' all the way. Farmers and the 'regular folks' who are the traditional buyers of small utility trucks have complained about this for quite awhile now. I only got the Ford Ranger for a good deal because it was being considered a 'white elephant' on the lot due to lack of Air Conditioning.

  111. is the windshield going to be blue? by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    everyone has heard the "if microsoft made cars" joke.

    will these cars have to drive on special microsoft roads and such.

    I just want to know if the windshields will be that pretty blue color most of us are so familiar with.

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  112. Not what customers want or the company needs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS jokes aside, as a Ford employee, it's frustrating to see management keep grasping at new "technology" to fix the company's problems. Whether it be "Sync", or the latest CAD package, or the latest collaboration package, or the latest "e-something" package, management spends money on tech like a drunken sailor (not to offend drunken sailors). Focus on product and executing the basics people need is the key first step Ford needs to implement NOW. Pushing 10,000 people out the door next February and then buying "Sync" is not going to help the company or it's customers. /rant

  113. And let's not forget.... by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    And lets not forget that besides built in cell phones, we will now have people checking and sending emails while they are driving! Doesn't anybody at Ford think of driver safety anymore?

  114. I was sitting in my lounge when all of a sudden... by berenixium · · Score: 1

    [crash]

    There goes the neighbourhood! (again)

  115. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    That depends on the implentation. Personally, I'd love to have a computer running iTunes in my car -- all I'd have to do is set it to "party shuffle" and hit "next track" every once in a while.

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  116. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
    Personally, I'd love to have a computer running iTunes in my car -- all I'd have to do is set it to "party shuffle" and hit "next track" every once in a while.

    Full computer would be a bit of overkill. Why not just include a USB port on the radio allowing you to plug in an external HDD in a 2.5" case or a flash stick. It should be able to read MP3s in addition to higher quality formats (up to and including uncompressed wave files).

    -b.

  117. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by jc42 · · Score: 1

    The automotive manufacturers are arguably helping reduce the accident counts by making the various contributory technologies less distractive, such as by building in hands-free calling.

    Well, maybe, but several of the studies of the effect of phones while driving (including that big one at Harvard that got so much publicity last year) said that hands-free phones were just as dangerous as hand-held phones. It seems that it's the act of using the phone that's dangerous, not holding it in your hand.

    This has been downplayed or outright ignored, possibly because if people believe that hands-free phones are safer, they'll pay for the extra gadgetry. The push for hand-free phones is thus a marketing campaign that has nothing to do with safety.

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  118. wrong format by berashith · · Score: 1

    It seems that most of the things they mention can be done on the phone of any person who is interested in this capablility. The display might be different... but pumping my phone output to a screen, where I can bring my phone to my next car with me, seems like a much better idea than a completely integrated system.

    I am not sure how they believe that this is forward looking. It seems to me that the Bills missed the boat by a few years.

  119. Bicycles, Your New Best Friend by 1961fordgalaxie · · Score: 1

    OK picture this: Step 1 push button on remote...unlock door, step 2 insert key...turn key...car starts, step 3 listen for the delightful tune that is played through your car stereo while M$ Window$ is booting up. Ummm, I am sorry that is just funny to me. Now I am not against computers in cars but really (in my opinion alot of people already can not drive well, so lets add some more complex gadgets that many do not know how to use and add that to the mix of many not knowing how to drive, and well....Geico gets rich, go figure. :) Get ready for the blue screen of death coming to a dashboard near you. If we are going to have an OS and computer in our cars....would it not be a good idea to at least have Linux running on it?

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  120. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    I can agree, with one exception - when you're driving a stick-shift ... then its really handy to be able to put someone on the speaker-phone so you can use both hands to drive.

    Unfortunately, most people "think" they're above-average drivers, just like most people "think" they're above-average intelligence. The obvious truth is that most people are average drivers, just like most are only of average intelligence.

  121. It's the end of the (domestic automotive) world... by pr0digy25 · · Score: 0
    ...and we know it... and I feel fine.

    Talk about mixing junk with junk... the domestic automakers have enough problems with the crap cars they make (all the while trumpeting their product under the American flag as MADE IN THE USA)... but now they want to team up with a buggy OS producer.

    Wake me when it's April 2nd!

  122. they're bundling again by oohshiny · · Score: 1

    Even in existing cars, firmly built-in electronics makes no sense: it's usually overpriced and often obsolete by the time the car ships.

    What cars should provide is connectors for antennas and power (cigarette lighter, USB, and FireWire). The car might transmit some odometry and sensor information via Bluetooth, as well as support the Bluetooth hands-free and audio profiles using a built-in amplifier and speakers. Maybe it should also provide some mount points for electronics. That's it.

    What Ford/Microsoft are doing is bundling and tying. I think in this case it's going to backfire. I won't buy a car with that shit preinstalled.

  123. Drive For Sure by sharrestom · · Score: 1

    That's the guarantee I'm looking for.

  124. You're crazy! by shaneh0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've never seen a ford without windows!

    1. Re:You're crazy! by Aladrin · · Score: 1
      --
      "If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you." - DM
  125. Ironic given embedded Mac minis in the prod'n line by James_Rolevink · · Score: 1

    Not sure what to make of that? Ford *workers* know not to trust their own lives to Windows?

    But this really isn't all that surprising; this is the same Ford that knowingly sold fatally flawed Broncos because they knew it was cheaper to fight and lose the odd law suit than recall / redesign the flawed model.

    To Ford, the public's life is cheap!

  126. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by cas2000 · · Score: 1
    The automotive manufacturers are arguably helping reduce the accident counts by making the various contributory technologies less distractive, such as by building in hands-free calling.


    it's not the use of hands that makes talking on the phone dangerous while driving, it's the distraction of the conversation itself.

    numerous studies have shown that there is little or no difference between using a hands-free and a non-hands-free phone. diverting your attention from the road and the drivers & pedestrians around you is dangerous.

    the last thing the world needs is yet more distraction opportunities for drivers - and what is it with people, anyway, can't they go 5 minutes without immersing themselves in consuming AV product?

  127. Ctrl-Alt-Delete by devfsadm · · Score: 1

    I wonder if there will be a way to reboot the software when it hangs? Maybe a big reboot button next to the emergency flashers or on the steering wheel next to the cruise control. Maybe, the car will DING, DING, DING and a message will display under your speedometer informing you to perform service. And will the services provided be updated like current WIndows software. I can picture me going down Interstate 40 at 90MPH reading /. and getting my fill of youtube and myspace when a call Microsoft to activate your services popup appears. However, on the safe side the quote below makes me think that an executive has driven a ford lately and uses Windows on their desktop. "The software does not, apparently, run the engine or do anything directly connected with transportation."

  128. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by Orange+Crush · · Score: 1
    That depends on the implentation. Personally, I'd love to have a computer running iTunes in my car -- all I'd have to do is set it to "party shuffle" and hit "next track" every once in a while.

    Or you could just break down and get an ipod.

  129. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by afedaken · · Score: 1

    iTunes in a car?
    Usb custom integrated into the dash (or center console, or driver side A-Pillar)?

    Been there, done that.

    These days, if you wanted to, you could use off-the-shelf components and get a working system. iTunes if you like, or even better packages.

    You'd be AMAZED at what you can have if you're willing to cut up your interior and do a little fabrication.

    http://www.mp3car.com/

    C'mon over, and check out the forums. We're a friendly bunch, with plenty of expertise.

    --
    If there's a castle floating upside down in the sky, then there's a castle floating upside down in the sky.
  130. better warn Honda and Toyota! by guisar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If this is the best Ford has got, not wonder they are tanking. I can see powerpoint briefs instead of manuals, having to reformat your stereo and of course being lost when the required (expensive) upgrade to the nav system refuses to read your old route files. Come on Ford, why not bring back a big of reliability, build quality and mileage instead of wasting your R&D on this nonsense. Given your presence in the EU and their attitude toward Microsoft, do you really publicizing this relationship is wise?

  131. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 3, Informative
    These days, if you wanted to, you could use off-the-shelf components and get a working system.

    I've actually seen a Mac Mini mounted in the DIN slot in a car's dashboard with a small LCD monitor hinged over the CD slot and a keypad controlling it. Apparently, by design or not, the Mac Mini is perfectly sized for this application. And it uses a laptop HDD which just so happens to be pretty vibration resistant.

    -b.

  132. The bills are _already_ a gen behind by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Toyota Prius has a very nice automotive computing system with high def screen, speech recognition, bluetooth phone access, and a zillion other features. No Redmond involvement at all...

    1. Re:The bills are _already_ a gen behind by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Does it show 'gently rolling landscapes' on the screen to calm the occupants as everyone else zooms by them?

    2. Re:The bills are _already_ a gen behind by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 1

      My first-gen Prius sustains 90MPH all day if asked to. The top speed is set by a governor at 100 MPH.

  133. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by mrchaotica · · Score: 0

    You know, I'd love to do that -- in fact, I've even got a spare Epia I could use for it. However, you mentioned the problem:

    You'd be AMAZED at what you can have if you're willing to cut up your interior and do a little fabrication.

    Since the car isn't tecnically mine (it's my parent's), I can't do that.

    --

    "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

  134. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by jridley · · Score: 1

    Yes, they're going to continue to do stuff like this, because as a society we've given the green light; we don't care. This woman had been driving in a completely irresponsible way, and didn't get any kind of serious penalty until she'd killed someone, and even they what'd she get? A fine.

    Until society treats doing idiotic driving actions like this in exactly the same way as it would if you were walking down the street yakking on a phone and waving a loaded shotgun around (IE: criminal negligence while handling a lethal weapon) people will continue to do this. When we start to see people get their license pulled for 6 months and a few thousand dollar fine for continually wandering out of their lanes while talking on a phone, then maybe people will start to change their behavior.

    Until then, one of your most likely ways to die is at the hands of a moron behind the wheel doing something besides paying attention to the road. Enjoy.

  135. Forget That. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ford + Windows?

    Why Not Titanic + LZ 129 Hindenburg ?

    They could build a Pure Hydrogen Gas powered glass cruise ship that would 1st: Explode and 2nd: Sink.

      The Model T = was a great idea.

    Tune it up a bit - nicer shocks, nicer seats, antilock breaks, California EPA engine, airbags -
    still Fords best idea, it just needs improvement.

    Look how successful the 'New' VW Bug turn out - lots of sales, strictly because they love the car.

    A 'New' Ford Model T - Up to date for the 2010 market - fuel cells, water powered, whatever - just do it.

  136. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    I have an iPod. The trouble is that iPods don't have party shuffle, and that there's no reasonably-priced way to interface it with the car stereo -- those FM transmitters don't work (I have one that I'm going to return), and my car doesn't have a casette deck.

    --

    "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

  137. Darwinism - More People die by Car than gun daily. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Biologist once said there was no more 'natural large predators' of Homo sapiens,
    I pointed out that automobiles killed 60,000+ people annually in the USA -
    with many more maimed and injured.
    Additionally, smoking, alcohol, and drugs wipe out a bunch more.

    So For kiddies playing with loaded firearms, or teens smashing up their momma's car while downloading the
    latest sexy music video by Beyonce, well - that is just Natural Selection in operation.

    Car makers putting DVD players for the Driver or full blown computer systems should be held responsible for building something that stupid.

    Sad but True.

    Will the human race evolve to better handle multitasking and lightening fast reaction times while driving?
    Only time will tell...

    By the way...
    Guns save more lives in the USA Every Day/ it might be hard for you to imagine living someplace where that is needed, but in the USA it is the truth. Ban guns - crime goes up. Criminals have Plenty of firepower, and no - they don't care about laws to begin with. Banning guns drastically increases robberies and breaking and entering. Sitting ducks - helpless sheep, food for the drug addicts to prey upon. The most effective deterrent to crime in the USA is concealed carry laws and defend yourself where you stand laws. The combination means that a criminal would be facing potentially heavily armed victims, and all the victims have the legal right to protect themselves by any means needed, at almost any location. Real gun control is hitting your target in tight, uniform patterns.

    The 1st amendment was to protect freedom, the 2nd amendment was to protect the first.

    (ps the parent is a troll, not 'insightful' - it is not based upon fact. Cars kill more people than guns, toss smoking and drinking into the mix and you got a lot of accidental death! You are safer driving through parts of Baghdad than some urban intersections in the USA!)

  138. "Windows automotive software named Synch" by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1

    For that, er, synching feeling.

  139. Acronym by SinGunner · · Score: 1

    I always thought it was "Fix Or Repair Daily", but I guess it's now "Fix Of Reboot Daily"?

  140. I don't understand something by rilian4 · · Score: 1

    I posted this story to /. a couple days back and now I see it appearing as submitted by cmdrtaco. Is this common? This is the 2nd time I have submitted a story only to see it show up as being submitted by one of /.'s staffers. The last time, it took over a month before the story made it onto slashdot..this time was much quicker.

    --

    ...quicker, easier, more seductive the darkside is...but more powerful, it is not.
  141. It opens up lots of potential for jokes by dsplat · · Score: 1
    For example, those of us who already own Fords ... without any Windows.

    More to the point, I own a Windstar and a Taurus, both because of their safety. I can already look back on the days when I didn't expect my Fords to crash, but I knew that I'd be safe if they did.

    --
    The net will not be what we demand, but what we make it. Build it well.
  142. Sync: What's in a Name? by martyb · · Score: 1

    Engineer 1: Did you hear the latest pitch from marketing?

    Engineer 2: What with all the layoffs and early retirements and all, JOB1 is now all about trying to save the company.

    Engineer 1: That makes sense. How does that affect us?

    Engineer 2: Well, the general idea was that we needed to innovate, go all out, hold nothing back, and add in anything and everything that could possibly give our vehicles an advantage.

    Engineer 1: Really? Those were their EXACT WORDS?

    Engineer 2: Not quite - more like we needed to throw in the " Kitch 'n Synch ".

    (* Very Roughly Speaking:
    Kitsch: "bad art";
    Synch: Comic Book Hero that could take on another mutant's powers.)

  143. Because the top 40 station blows by tepples · · Score: 1

    Does either of these Bills even do any of these things (e.g. music download) while driving a car?

    What does the passenger have to do on long trips? And is music streaming more distracting than commercial FM radio?

  144. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by tepples · · Score: 1

    The trouble is that iPods don't have party shuffle

    What's the big difference between party shuffle and playlist shuffle?

    and that there's no reasonably-priced way to interface it with the car stereo

    Don't most post-cassette-deck car stereos have either an iPod dock or a line-in jack? Is it like trying to connect a DVD player to one of those those old TVs that have only coax inputs?

  145. Linux != dump truck by tepples · · Score: 1

    Linux is like a dump truck or maybe an air cooled Volkswagen Beetle.

    O RLY? Much of the Internet runs on Linux, and the Internet is a series of tubes, not a dump truck. Please explain.

  146. Are you working for RIDL? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Of course, one can rephrase that to support the claim that drunk driving laws are too strict:

    But there are decades of evidence behind drunk driving laws. Can you find corroborating evidence that drunk driving laws are too strict, apart from the 0.00 limits in a minority of countries (especially Islamic countries that follow Prohibition)? Are you working for RIDL, or was your post just generic devil's advocacy?

  147. If you want an iPod, you know where to find it. by tepples · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be nice if you could sync music to your car like you did with your iPod?

    Wouldn't it be nice if podcast you downloaded last night would be in your car ready for you to listen to the next morning on your drive into work?

    Wouldn't it be even nicer if you could just plug your iPod into your car stereo?

    1. Re:If you want an iPod, you know where to find it. by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Why would I want to waste my time with that? My iPod is in my backpack or other equally inconvenient location. Why must that option exclude other conveniences?

      What if the world's reaction to iPod integration was "Why plug your iPod into your car stereo when you can just stick in a CD you burned?"

      What if the world's reaction to burning a CD was "Why don't you just buy one at the store?"

      What if the world's reaction to playing a CD in a car stereo was "Why don't you just listen to the radio?"

    2. Re:If you want an iPod, you know where to find it. by tepples · · Score: 1

      Why would I want to waste my time with that? My iPod is in my backpack or other equally inconvenient location. Why must that option exclude other conveniences? Then buy a second iPod player only for plugging into your car stereo, and keep it in your car whenever it is not syncing.
    3. Re:If you want an iPod, you know where to find it. by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's SOOOO much better than not having to fuck with it at all....

  148. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by balloonpup · · Score: 1

    I know my 2005 Saturn Ion with the CD player (not changer) doesn't have a line-in or an iPod dock. The only thing it has is the connection for the antenna...which is great for my ancient Sirius receiver (it's portable -- it fits in a laptop bag >.) but not really for anyone else. I hear there's RF modulators like the one on the Sirius that hook through the antenna, but I've never seen any retail. My car is similar -- the iTrip doesn't get picked up by the radio well at all.

    --
    I sing the doggie electric!
  149. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
    What's the big difference between party shuffle and playlist shuffle?

    Well, for one thing, I prefer the party shuffle because you can add, subtract, and re-arrange things in it. I suppose it doesn't make so much difference for a car, because I hopefully wouldn't be messing with it as much as I do on my iMac, but it's definitely better than a normal playlist.

    --

    "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

  150. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until we get autonomous vehicles that can take us from A to B without a driving having to pay attention, can we stop surrounding the driver with every means under the sun to not be paying attention.

    We don't have to revoke all entertainment priveleges because of a careless few. There's nothing inherently wrong with radios or even handsree cell phones. In fact they may do a lot to keep drivers calm on their increasingly congested daily commutes. A video screen in the backseat is a great pacifier for restless children, and children DO get restless-- and incredibly distracting-- on long drives.

    Go ahead, take out the distractions. But I would guarantee that won't mean drivers will start paying 100% attention to the road. More likely they will be more distracted by the boredom, and more prone to road rage and unsafe tactics.

  151. Turn Key, Re:Cntrl - Alt - Delete? by twitter · · Score: 1

    What are you going to have to do to restart your car?

    The following procedure has drastically improved the performance of non automotive computers and has been modified to suit it's new host.

    1. Stop car and disconnect battery.
    2. Put Knoppix CD into CD player.
    3. Reconnect battery.
    4. Turn ignition key.

    Your automotive computer will now perform well. Audio function should have already been demonstrated but a full test of functions should be performed with Amarok. Network services will soon emerge to take advantage of the new platform and the reasonable ones will not discriminate on brand of OS used when money is offered. See Google Earth and GPS as an example of a reasonable service.

    Happy Hacking.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  152. I just want a car thats a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the same way people want a cell phone that is just a cell phone.

    And in the same vein there is nothing potentially sorrier than a four year old luxury car with all the bells and whistles gone bad or on the way. In some cases it's not just the bells and whistles.

    Most Cadillacs are a maintenance nightmare once the warranty runs out. Same can be said for many other brands, makes and models. Case n point, I was looking at a two year old Lexus SUV that was for all intents, cherry. Nice ride no doubt and I like the body lines allot but, totally active suspension? What will the repair bill on that be? And it's not a matter of if but when. Bottom line was I didn't want the headache now or in the future and won't buy a vehicle that promises nothing beyond acid indigestion once the 3 years/36000 is up.

    So here come Bill saying that we need Microsoft's bells and whistles else be found behind the curve. We NEED to get email in the car and so on and so forth ad infinitum. Apparently radio hawking adverts one on top the other during drive time is just to wasteful, old fashioned and un-microsoftish. Why just consider the demographics! Bill can do better and if Microsoft holds true to form, the center piece of this amalgamation will be an in dash credit card reader.

    For the customer the lure results in added complexity and cost. Thanks Bill. We know you have our best interest at heart.

  153. Insurance Cost by roland_mai · · Score: 1

    With Microsoft products running in a car the insurance premiums will quadruple. You know why, cause won't have the time to download music at home, but going 75 down the highway. Heck, I can even prepare my presentations while driving to work. I'll just use my feet to move the steering wheel. Feels like Pippi Longstockings !!! Yippie

  154. Teevee in Car!! by lotho+brandybuck · · Score: 1

    I've got to love the car teevees.

    They're supposed to be for the kids in the back or the passenger only, but what about the guy in
    the other lane, looking thru the side window? If I'm enthralled by and addicted to Teevee, it's pretty compelling. The back of the car in front of me doesn't do a scene change an average of every 3 seconds.

    Good thing there's usually only spongebob squarepants.. the day someone has X files or Firefly reruns on their teevee is going to be pretty dangerous for yours truly.

    Well, happy new years, anyways!

  155. Keep that shit away from my Mustang by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Did Steve McQueen read email in his car?

  156. Bill and Bill have a lot in common by pottymouth · · Score: 1

    It's amazing how these two guys philosophy's mesh. Both think that making a product pretty (as opposed to functional/reliable) will keep customers coming back. Both believe in making their products as un-serviceable as possible to enhance service reviews for dealers. Both believe in built in obsolescence to generate a revenue stream. Both believe in making the customer pay for the bugs they build into their products (and continue to build into their products despite years and years of knowing the problem exists). Both use their flawed product to sell other services to customers to correct those flaws.

    I've been a Ford man since my first car ('70 Mustang) but my '99 Villager and '99 Taurus will be my last. Toyota, Mazda maybe even a Benz but no more Fords for me. Ford products cost more and have no where near the quality of the Jap cars. When they can do it right again, I'll be back, but this cycle, it's Jap cars (and iPods) for me.

  157. Call me crazy... by arthur5005 · · Score: 1

    States and countries are banning using cell phones in cars left, right and centre and Microsoft, hot on the heels of the latest trends as always, decides the best place to put a PC is right on the dashboard.

    Call me crazy, but it seems that on board computers in vehicles these days are becoming quite practical. Weather it's hooked up to camera's for when you back up, or gps, it just seems that a logical step is to provide digital information to the driver while on the road. Now sure we can all laugh about how this gives new meaning to 'crashing' with Windows, but hey lets be realistic here; If this is seriously where the vehicle market is headed, then I'd definitely be trying to create the operating system in which these computers are going to be used for whatever purpose they serve for the driver. Microsoft hasn't had a good place to expand their monop.. err I mean 'business' in years. They missed out on the search tech, they're losing ground in the online application market.

    It sounds like going back to basics for M$, and I'd probably be doing the same thing if I were in their position, imagine, all cars come with your companies operating system on it. They sell a car, you cash in on the operating system that comes with the car. Similar to how Microsoft has been operating their monopoly on PCs for years, it's a great place to expand their 'business'.

    1. Re:Call me crazy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Microsoft cannot build a decent operating system for computers (desktop and notebook) then what in hades makes you think they will be able to build a decent one for cars?

  158. Re:Darwinism - More People die by Car than gun dai by GNious · · Score: 1

    1: Ban Guns
    2: Ban Gunmakers
    3: Bomb Gunmakers
    4: ???
    5: Profit (aka overpopulation)

    /G

  159. Gives a whole new meaning by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 1

    to the blue screen of DEATH!

    --
    I put the 't' in electrical engineering.
  160. Bill Ford = clueless inheritor of wealth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill Ford inherited wealth that was created by people who lived in a different time. Were it not for the fact that his fortune is
    so huge, he would be broke, based on the conduct of his company.

    He would be better off hiring someone like Carlos Ghosn ( Nissan+Renault ) to turn his company around, and going off to play golf or ski.

    If what's-his-name from Boeing ( ok, Alan Mulally ) actually agreed with the idea of adding a Microsoft
    operating system ( this is gimmickry, not performance !!! ) he is just as clueless as Bill Ford so obviously is. OBTW,
    airliners are NOT cars ( did Mulally get this memo ? ).

    And Honda is almost ready to introduce a diesel which will have 50-state emissions approval, and will run and drive well,
    while achieving very good real-world fuel economy. If any of you recall the CVCC Civic, this is like history repeating itself
    ( while Detroit burns, the CEOs fiddle, and Honda kicks ass )

    The mess at Ford would be hilarious except for the fact that the ineptitude of their top guys will result in a lot of people losing
    their jobs. It didn't have to be this way.

    To Bill Ford : you can't lead, you aren't good at following, so all that's left to you is to get out of the way. And I mean REALLY get out of the way.

  161. On the use of computers in transportation by generic-nickname596 · · Score: 1

    It is many years since computers got introduced in aviation, and I have never heard of the computer crashing an airplane. In fact, autoland systems for use in a category III ILS approach need to have a failure ratio less than the order of one in ten million to be certified for use in "safety of life"-situations. And in situations of very low visibility, standard procedure is for the computer to land the airplane, simply because the computer does a better job than a human in these conditions. If you have ever flown with a 747-400 in heavy fog, odds are you have been on an airplane landed by a computer. However, the aviation industry is held to _much_ higher standards than the desktop computing industry, or even the automotive industry. The fact that airline travel so safe is a testament to this.

    Personally, I would love to ride in a car with an automotive computer designed to such standards. Have any of you flown a good flight simulator, or flown a real aircraft? These systems are beautiful! Only in the weapons industry are there systems with better user interfaces. Having the responsibility of someone's life really does something to designers.

    But Microsoft has a poor track record of making good applications for the mass market, so I wouldn't count on them producing anything worth using in a car. Which is a real shame, because a well integrated computer system in a vehicle makes your life a lot easier. I know of little more beautiful than interacting and cooperating with a complex machine in real time, and computers do belong in such a setting.

  162. Typical Dumb-ass /. comments. by amper · · Score: 1

    This being a site where an incredible amount of engineering and technology talent hangs out, how about some more constructive comments? At least Ford has the balls to talk about this issue, so how about we come up with some positive thoughts about how computing and transportation can be effectively and safely integrated? Let's face it, PCs in cars are coming, whether interaction experts are involved or not.

    There are already many, many aftermarket ways to integrate computers with cars, and I'm currently working on a project to install a Mac mini in my Jeep to complement my Amateur Radio gear (Yaesu FT-100 HF/VHF/UHF system & Kenwood TM-D700A VHF/UHF system), GPS/APRS system (the Kenwood, plus a Garmin GPS 76map, soon to be upgraded), and my car stereo (Kenwood EZ-500 + iPod + satellite capable). Using a Mac mini with the addition of a ruggedized Mil-Spec HDD, and a DIN space touchscreen, I can have a shitload of wireless computing capability at my disposal wherever I go. It can run Windows, Mac OS X, and Linux in a triple boot configuration. I can run OBDII (and better) automotive diagnostic software, manage my music library, connect to the Internet, run APRS packet radio software, get satellite radio weather, watch TV (obviously not while driving, but great for news on the go), and run a whole lot of other applications. Why I want to do all this is a bit beyond the scope of this comment, but I have a want and a need to do so.

    Of course, all of this is cobbled together out of many, many parts that were never really designed to integrate as a whole. Imagine the possibilities if some company were to start pulling all of these things together into a coherent system? I guarantee you that all of these things will be common place in automobiles within ten years, if not by the end of *this decade* (minus, of course, the Amateur Radio stuff, although the big three *do* provide white papers on RF equipment installation in their vehicles.

    By the time I'm done with my system, I'll have more communications and computing power in my car than most police cruisers, and I'm certain that pre-manufactured systems won't be far behind. It only remains to be seen how well such systems perform. In the spirit of the hacking community, I will say that I would prefer it if the auto manufacturers would make it a bit easier to install aftermarket electronics and put easily accessible (and securable) mounting positions in their cars, better wiring harnesses and grounding systems, and heavier duty alternators in vehicles. It's almost certain that, left to their own devices, they will put in black-box systems that will be practically impossible to hack.

  163. Re:Ironic given embedded Mac minis in the prod'n l by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

    So when is Apple going to start using 'embedded Mac minis' in the production line of the iPods (reference virus infestation due to use of PeeCees running Windows in iPod production)

    In any event, don't kid yourself. Factory managers install solid bombproof PLCs to be the controllers on the production floor, not flimsy pee-cees from Apple or any other consumer-grade vendor.

  164. CAN-bus denial of service by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Yes, it is possible for one CAN node to launch a network DOS by either continuously flooding the bus with high priority messages (not allowing lower priority messages to get through) or by forcing the bus into non-commucative states.

    However, most/all vehicles have more than one bus (three is pretty typical)and critical componentry (braking, engine control) is not on the same bus as body electronics (lights, windows etc) or instrumentation. There are bridges between the buses, but these bridges are like a bit like NAT firewalls in that they translate and regulate messages. This, a well designed bridge will prevent propagation of a DOS on the instrumentation bus onto the engine control bus.

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  165. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by nytmare · · Score: 1

    -b

    This line was very helpful. Thanks for including it in your post.

  166. :Linux == dump truck by BroncoInCalifornia · · Score: 1

    I see linux as being solid, powerful and rugged. In this way it is like a dump trunk. Much of the Internet runs on Linux for these very reasons. I also see it as a bit like the old Volkswagen beetles. It is fairly easy to work on. It is easy to modify.

    --

    Religion is the main cause of atheism.

  167. Fix Or Re-Install Daily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I think Microsoft should call their next system Pinto.

  168. For those of little faith... Ford uses Mac minis by James_Rolevink · · Score: 1
  169. Re:Ironic given embedded Mac minis in the prod'n l by James_Rolevink · · Score: 1

    http://www.macworld.com/news/2006/12/19/miniford/i ndex.php?lsrc=mwrss

    I don't think Apple has an iPod production line. I think like everyone else, they outsource to the cheapest tender in China. I don't think Apple gets to dictate what their contractors use to produce iPods at the cheapest possible price. But Windows and virus do go together like a ferret in a rabbit hole.

  170. How would you design it? by tepples · · Score: 1

    What do you expect out of the design of a car stereo that doesn't need to be [intercoursed] with in order to sync with a PC while parked in a detached garage? And please define "[intercourse] with" so that the argument does not quickly degenerate into one of semantics.

    1. Re:How would you design it? by Keeper · · Score: 1

      I never said it was a must have. Merely that your life would be slightly nicer if something else took care of it for you.

  171. Re:Ironic given embedded Mac minis in the prod'n l by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

    Are you implying that Apple hardware is the same cheap commodity crap as everybody else's?

    I hadn't heard anything like that from an Apple advocate before.

    I guess it's accepted fact these days that Apple hardware is just the dongle you buy to run OSX, though.

  172. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    > The automotive manufacturers are arguably helping reduce the accident
    > counts by making the various contributory technologies less distractive,
    > such as by building in hands-free calling.

    That's a myth. It's been proven experimentally that a hands-free cellphone is just as distracting as one you hold. Both, incidentally, make you drive as badly as if you were legally drunk.

    Chris Mattern

  173. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by markov_chain · · Score: 1

    They might have compared talking on such phones, but I doubt the phone which requires manual input is not more distracting than the one that doesn't require taking eyes off the road.

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  174. ford is an acronym by bandmassa · · Score: 1

    Windows automotive? Yet another reason to trot out the old FORD is an acronym joke - Fix Or Repair Daily, Found On Rubbish Dumps, F***ed On Race Day ;-)

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  175. Translation by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

    'There are going to be those who have it and those who don't. And even those who get it later are going to be a generation behind,'

    Translation: "Buy our fluffy car-computer-crap now while we have the price jacked up astronomically for the early adopters. Even though aftermarket devices tend to cost half as much and offer more features and better usability since they are usually based around some kind of standard, instead of proprietary crap that keeps you coming back to Ford."

    Seriously. I don't know what Ford's tricks are, but I had a Nissan with 3-screw hole speaker mounts, and a Honda with a radio tied to the electric door system and dome light. Stupid crap.

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  176. Re:Examples of technology distracting drivers exis by afedaken · · Score: 1

    Funny you should mention the mini. I'm using one right now as the PC portion of my car, albeit hidden in the trunk rather than in the dash. Aside from the decidedly odd voltage and connector it takes for power (19V, and the oddest connector I've ever seen) It's almost as if the unit was designed for mobile use.

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