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SCO Files To Amend Claims To IBM Case, Again

UnknowingFool writes "SCO filed a motion to allow it to change its claims against IBM. Again. A brief recap: In December 2005, SCO was supposed to finally list all claims against IBM. This was the Final Disclosure. In May 2006, SCO filed its experts reports to the court which discussed subjects beyond those in the Final Disclosure. Naturally, IBM objected and wanted to remove certain allegations. Judge Wells ruled from the bench and granted IBM's motion: SCO's experts cannot discuss subjects that were not in the Final Disclosure. Now, SCO wants to amend the December 2005 Final Disclosure to include other allegations."

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  1. Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Salvance · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is ridiculous. I don't know why some company doesn't just put up a few Million dollars (or 10s of millions) to buy SCO and put all these stupid legal battles behind us. They'll never win any of them, but they'll continue to be a nuisance. Ugghhh.

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    1. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by databank · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That may be what Sco wants...to be so aggravating that you give them money....

      Besides who would want to buy a sinking ship with a huge hole in the bottom?

    2. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Current Market Cap is $23.4 M. Feel free.

    3. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Vengeance · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No.

      The SCO Group (NOT the Santa Cruz Operation, by the way, they're now called Tarantella) must be crushed into an unrecognizable mess of lies and hopelessness. There is no other way. Their attorneys should be disbarred, their officers should all spend a few decades in Federal prison, and anyone who bought stock in them because they saw the hope of a payout from this extortion scheme should rot in hell.

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    4. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Informative

      "I don't know why some company doesn't just put up a few Million dollars (or 10s of millions) to buy SCO and put all these stupid legal battles behind us."
      Why would they do that?
      What benefit would they get?
      SCO hasn't stopped Linux so Linux companies would gain very little. IBM would gain nothing since it is getting all the good will it would ever want by standing up to SCO.
      The one really big possible PR left in all this is one for Novell.
      IF Novell gets to foreclose on SCO for none payment and gets back all the rights for Unix they could turn the Unix code base over too the FOSS community.
      Of course if they did that then they would miss some of the nice checks from Sun and IBM.

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    5. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Who would want to buy SCO ?

      IBM want to make an example of them to discourage anyone else launching frivolous lawsuits against them and to turn around now and buy them would negate the point of the entire excercise.

      Novell want money from SCO for the licence fees they are selling which Novell should have got the lions share of. They are hardly like to buy SCO when they could easily get all their assets anyway when SCO has to pay up.

      I can't see anyone else being interested since the dreadful health SCO is currently in is nothing to the health they will be in a year or so when they have lost all these lawsuits and lost more money and assets in the process.

    6. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

      I don't know why some company doesn't just put up a few Million dollars (or 10s of millions) to buy SCO .

      This comes up every time....

      NO. For the same reason you shouldn't give money to hostage takers. You will only encourage them, and copycats, to do more of the same.

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    7. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by sherpajohn · · Score: 1

      And how would this rid us of problems? You cannot simply withdrawl a lawsuit like this. Well they could try, but IBM's counterclaims would still stand. No, its better to let this run its course and let justice be served (though by the time it is served itwill be stone cold, much like revenge at its best).

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    8. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by ciw42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I read a quote from Darl somewhere a good while ago saying that in all honesty, when they started their legal endeavours, they fully expected IBM to just buy them out. Guess IBM decided that it'd be more fun to bury them. Big time. And in the long-run of course, the case has actually done a good deal to strengthen the GNU/Linux community.

      Even without a buyout, those involved in this nonsense have actually made a good deal of money - the lawyers, Darl and the other execs (who are on hefty salaries) who have done rather well from all this, thank you very much. The people I feel sorry for the actual engineers at SCO, as there can be no doubt the company won't come out the other end of this in any fit state to carry on. It used to be a damn good little company, providing a good product at sensible prices. Now look at them. They're just a bad joke.

    9. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Bah, Federal prison is too good for them. Send them to a Turkish prison, or Gitmo.

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    10. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by KokorHekkus · · Score: 2, Informative
      ...I don't know why some company doesn't just put up a few Million dollars (or 10s of millions) to buy SCO and put all these stupid legal battles behind us...
      Besides all the other reasons mentioned before you will not be able to buy SCOX for what it's worth on the stock exchange because the SCOX board has adopted a poision pill to deter hostile takeovers. Basically they say "We (the major insiders) determine what we should get paid - not the market!" (About 45% of the company is held by insiders... who wants to get a payoff)
      From Infoworld 2004-08-31:
      In an apparent response to industry rumors that SCO may become the target of a hostile takeover bid, SCO's Board of Directors has implemented a "shareholders rights plan" designed to deter unsolicited takeover attempts, McBride said. "We believe that this will basically keep any outside offers or potential takeovers that are not in the best interest of the shareholders at bay," he said. The plan, which was adopted by the board on Aug. 10, gives SCO's board the right to determine the "fair value" of the company in the event of a takeover attempt, McBride said.
      Source:http://www.infoworld.com/article/04/08/31/H Nscocaps_1.html
    11. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by ja · · Score: 1

      No, please don't do that. You'll inherit all the litigation as well, be forced to pay the damages, go broke, commit suicide and then no asbetose-suit will be able to protect you from the flames of hell ...

      Anything, but not that!

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    12. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Calinous · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, IBM will buy everything there is to be bought, when the company will be totally liquidated. If, as a result of the legal battle, there will be something left (the most attractive parts - IP in Unix - will hopefully be invalidated)

    13. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      The SCO Group ... must be crushed into an unrecognizable mess of lies and hopelessness. There is no other way. Their attorneys should be disbarred, their officers should all spend a few decades in Federal prison, and anyone who bought stock in them because they saw the hope of a payout from this extortion scheme should rot in hell.


      Don't forget the bit about "the lamentation of their women", that really needs to be worked in there somewhere.
    14. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      What check from IBM? IBM has a fully paid, non-revocable, perpetual license.

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    15. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Poltras · · Score: 3, Funny

      Someone with big buckets and a lot of arms?

    16. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by wrook · · Score: 5, Interesting

      All of the money made by the insiders is public knowledge. I quickly looked through the records last week (you can just do a google search for "insider trades SCO" and you will find a service that will list them all). From what I can tell, Baystar dumped about a million shares or so at between $3.50 and $4.00 at the end of 2004 (They were making 5 or 6 sell trades a day for months). I'm not sure if this ended up being a profit or a loss though (I forget the details... and the whole Bank of Montreal involvement made everything kind of complicated anyway).

      The executives exercised stock options all the way up until the end of 2004. It seems they were mostly granted at between $1 and $2 and excercised for between $10 and $20, but there are some exceptions. I didn't add up all the money, but it was definitely in the multi-millions of dollars.

      There are huge stock grants to a law firm (about 10 million shares), which I think is the law firm representing them (I assume for services rendered). So the absolute big winners seem to be the lawers, but the executives and Baystar seem to have made millions as well. The losers are the people who invested at anything over $4 (or the morons who sold short, not understanding that it takes *time* for a stock to fall).

      As a disclaimer, I only quickly reviewed this material, so there may be errors in my summary. If you care about this stuff, I suggest you compile it properly yourself.

    17. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by init100 · · Score: 1

      IF Novell gets to foreclose on SCO for none payment and gets back all the rights for Unix they could turn the Unix code base over too the FOSS community.

      Novell? Who is in bed with Microsoft? They'd probably turn it over to them instead.

    18. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1
      IF Novell gets to foreclose on SCO for none payment and gets back all the rights for Unix they could turn the Unix code base over too the FOSS community.

      Microsoft purchased Novell's soul to prevent this from happening.

    19. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Vengeance · · Score: 1

      Aside from perhaps Maureen O'Gara, I doubt that any women will be lamenting.

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    20. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by bored_lurker · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just for what it's worth old SCO did become Tarantella, but they are not called that any more. Sun bought them about a year and a half ago. So Tarantella, aka old SCO does not exist anymore. They were completely assimilated into Sun.

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    21. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by insomniac8400 · · Score: 1

      At this point no one can buy the company, because they will be liable for all of SCO's actions.

    22. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by emurphy42 · · Score: 1
      It used to be a damn good little company, providing a good product at sensible prices.
      Are you referring to OldSCO (now Tarantella) or NewSCO (previously Caldera)?
    23. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      those countersuits from IBM, Redhat and Novell are fearsome. No one wants a piece of that action

    24. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by wardk · · Score: 1

      I think the main reason you don't buy them out is that they own nothing of value, or nothing that is not already owned by it's theotical suitors.

      SCO's got nothing but an opinion, and a hail mary out of the back of the end zone

      once Novell get theirs, there won't be anything but satisfaction left for IBM. but it will still taste great.

    25. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by glsunder · · Score: 1

      Nah, just buy sco and move the offices to Baghdad (outside the green zone of course) and transfer everyone there.

    26. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by NormalVisual · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't forget the bit about "the lamentation of their women", that really needs to be worked in there somewhere.

      But that can't come until after IBM sees SCO driven before them, which has to happen after the aforementioned crushing. You gotta keep to the schedule that was given, y'know.

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    27. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      Even without a buyout, those involved in this nonsense have actually made a good deal of money - the lawyers, Darl and the other execs (who are on hefty salaries) who have done rather well from all this, thank you very much.

      That's why there _must_ be a way to put those people behind bars. Their sole intent in all this has been to benefit themselves and the interests behind the Canopy Group at the expense of the company itself, its shareholders and the Linux ecosystem. Since day #1 there was no hope of winning.

    28. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by bozendoka · · Score: 0

      Personally, I'm all about the weeping and gnashing of teeth.

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    29. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Why does somebody always say the attorneys should be disbarred? As far as I can tell they are working strenuously and entirely within the law to represent a client who has an extremely weak case.

      There's no rule, nor should there be, that attorneys should be punished for representing jerks. Chances are, SCO engaged their services without telling them everything they needed to know, things like "we don't actually own Unix." Now the lawyers are stuck riding this out, because if they walk away, or even slack off, that could get them disbarred, censured, or on the wrong end of a malpractice suit.

      These big-dog lawyers are no fools. Undoubtedly they have a pretty good idea of where their case is going. But if they don't go down swinging, they'll never get another client.

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    30. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by ciw42 · · Score: 1

      Oh, that was OldSCO. Back in the days when they had a fine x86 Unix distribution that I used to install on half a dozen servers a week.

    31. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So if IBM bought SCO, would IBM then be obliged to sue itself into oblivion? ;-)

    32. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Transcendor · · Score: 1

      Ahem. While I get your point, there is no question your demands are -let's say- a little bit extreme.
      Not that insightful, too, check the legislature: Aside from SCo having to pay the court fees and some top managers possibly having to face fraud cases, there can't be much more justice than SCO losing this particular court case.
      Let money do the rest. No case, no investors, no money, no lawyers, no supporters, no nuissance.

    33. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by emurphy42 · · Score: 1

      My first job in the industry mostly involved software running on OldSCO. Ah well.

    34. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by ArcticCelt · · Score: 1
      "anyone who bought stock in them because they saw the hope of a payout from this extortion scheme should rot in hell"

      Does it aply if I "shorted" them? ;)

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    35. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually there is a law. Or rather, a rule of the legal profession and the courts: lawyers are officers of the court first, advocates for their client second. When BSF realized SCO had no basis for their case, if SCO wouldn't listen to reason they should have asked the court to permission to withdraw. Failure to do so is a violation of professional ethics, and I believe a gross violation of both Bar Association and judicial rules. The defendant in a criminal case has a right to representation, the plaintiff in a civil lawsuit does not.

    36. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >There's no rule, nor should there be, that attorneys should be punished for representing jerks.
      This is true, but there are rules against filing frivilous lawsuits.
      Rule 11 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure (http://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/frcp/Rule11.htm)

      At the beginning of this case there may have been reasonable cause for an attorney to believe that
      SCO's case might have merit. It is now however fairly obvious that this lawsuit lacks any merit at all
      I believe continuing on with and trying to extend SCO's lawsuit after all of the discovery that has been
      done thus far qualifies as frivolous and harrassing.

      IANAL

    37. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Look at 11(d):

      Subdivisions (a) through (c) of this rule do not apply to disclosures and discovery requests, responses, objections, and motions that are subject to the provisions of Rules 26 through 37. That's all they're doing right now: discovery requests, responses and motions.
    38. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by seifried · · Score: 1

      Actually in this case the sco attornies are taking sco stock as payment:

      http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/11/18/17 2233

      I don't know legally what this all means (IANAL) but it seems to me it could present a conflict of interest, and depending on how much stock they have (i.e. is it a significant percentage) it could potentially open them up to liability. Ultimately I suspect the SCO lawyers have knowingly done some very naughty things, but proving this in a court of law is another matter. Thus I doubt any sanctions will be leveled against them, but I suspect many people will make the case that sanctions should be leveled against them.

    39. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Flailmonkey · · Score: 1

      This is a very bad idea. In face, nothing would make SCO happier than to be bought out, giving them all sorts of money to leave with. The current proceedings are the proper way to deal with them: having them turned away for trying to wrangle money out of another cooperation by using the threat of a lawsuit, while not being able to provide the actual proof behind their claims. Their bluff has been called and they are just delaying until they have to face the music. Till that day, it's just a matter of waiting for the gears of justice to finish grinding

    40. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by SEE · · Score: 1

      The reason nobody but IBM would buy SCO is the IBM counterclaims, which don't go away even if SCO drops its claims. Buying SCO means you inherit their legal liabilities, which means giving IBM a chance to rip your company a new one.

      Now, Darl McBride, in an interview, has said that he doesn't understand why IBM didn't just buy The SCO Group to make the lawsuit go away.

      The reason IBM hasn't is because IBM doesn't want every pissant little company with a failing business to go, "Hey, I know how we can get out of this! We'll sue IBM, and they'll buy us out to make the whole thing go away! It worked for Darl McBride!" IBM wants this case to go long, to go hard, and to leave SCO a grease spot at the bottom of a crater, with all onlookers thinking, Man, I'm never going to dick with IBM like that idiot McBride.

    41. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Danathar · · Score: 1

      Oh I don't know about the Attorneys. They've managed a rather spectacular jujitsu delaying tactic that will probably be used in law schools for years as instruction on how to "delay until the glaciers melt".

      Just because the whole case was evil does not mean you can't appreciate the work they've done. It's impressive...most impressive!

    42. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      This is ridiculous. I don't know why some company doesn't just put up a few Million dollars (or 10s of millions) to buy SCO and put all these stupid legal battles behind us. They'll never win any of them, but they'll continue to be a nuisance. Ugghhh

      What SCO is doing is ridiculous. It would also be ridiculous for someone who works with or has a Linux distro to buy them out. All it would do is show that you can make a lot of money if you release enough hot air. Someone buying out SCO would invite others to make claims on Linux, and say it violates their patents. Instead these lawsuits need to go all the way through with SCO loosing big. When that happens others will have second thoughts about going after someone who contributes to Linux.

      Falcon
    43. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you know your client is trying to pull a fast one, I see no reason why a lawyer should be allowed or required to be part of it. That would seem to fall under aiding and abetting their goals, which are rather obnoxious, and causing general harm to society.

    44. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by ozone_sniffer · · Score: 1

      Hey, didn't ya understand? Attorneys should be disbarred. Period.

    45. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I object to your last point. Those of us who are on our way to hell anyway don't want these people as neighbors. It depresses the property value.

    46. Re:Buyout SCO to rid us of problems by Vengeance · · Score: 1

      Yeah, yeah. But issuing requests for discovery many moons after the cutoff, particularly when you came INTO the case insisting you had 'truckloads' of evidence?

      I call shenanigans when I see 'em, and if BSF can't see that what they're doing is supremely unethical, they ought to be driven out of business just on that basis alone.

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  2. Oh Boo Hoo by jeremyclark13 · · Score: 1

    That big bad judge wouldn't let us tattle MORE on that big bad IBM.

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  3. there is only one SCO filing left. really. by swschrad · · Score: 5, Funny

    "oh, your Honor, we are but mere idiots drooling on our papers, we just want money. grant us our relief and give us lots of everybody else's money. also, your wallet and watch, hand 'em over."

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  4. Lawyers Worth Their Weight in Dirty, Shoddy Paper by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe we're just seeing what kind of lawyers you get when all you can pay them with is stock in a company whose assets consist solely of a huge scam lawsuit against IBM.

    One of the precedents that IBM should produce by seeing this travesty trial to its just conclusion is penalties for the SCO lawyers who have been wasting court time with this obviously frivolous lawsuit. Why should taxpayers subsidize those lawyers with free access to the courts for their stockmarket scam? The SEC should look at their brokers, too, to see whether they are in on the deal - almost certainly they are.

    This case shouldn't end with only strong precedents clearing Linux developers and distributors from the FUD SCO has pumped into the market for years now. It should end with disbarred lawyers and delicensed brokers, and probably punitive damages (paid to the court, compensating taxpayers) exceeding the profit those professional crooks have made from the stock transactions their work has been the smoke and mirrors to produce.

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  5. Like a bad zombie movie by Frequency+Domain · · Score: 5, Funny

    The hero keeps firing his gun at the oncoming zombie, shouting "Why... wont... you... DIE!"

    1. Re:Like a bad zombie movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why... wont... you... DIE!"

      Because beneath this SCO there is more than lawyers. Beneath this SCO there is a Microsoft, Mr. Domain, and Microsoft have bottomless pits of money.

    2. Re:Like a bad zombie movie by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


      The hero keeps firing his gun at the oncoming zombie, shouting "Why... wont... you... DIE!"

      Because this zombie has the head stuck up its ass. Hero will have to aim at the lower torso for the Win.

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    3. Re:Like a bad zombie movie by frogstar_robot · · Score: 1

      Never use Worcester Sauce to embalm a dead company. Do NOT use chainsaws to dismember it.

    4. Re:Like a bad zombie movie by FlyByWire63 · · Score: 1

      Everybody....CLEAR! **Ker-CHUNK** Scotty.. "I need more power!!" Scotty.. "I'm givin ya all she's got captain!!" **Ker-CHUNK!!** Doc... "I think she's dead, Jim" ... and so goes SCO. Let's hope you don't lie around as long as James Brown.

  6. FINAL Disclosure by thetroll123 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jesus. Which part of "Final" are these clowns having trouble understanding?

    1. Re:FINAL Disclosure by Cairo_911 · · Score: 1

      Ya kinda get the feeling that they also enjoy splinters, chewing tinfoil and root canals.

    2. Re:FINAL Disclosure by x2A · · Score: 1
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  7. Final? by techpawn · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're using Square's definition of "Final" arn't they...

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  8. IANAL by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't have detailed knowledge of the US legal system, but isn't SCO stretching it beyond it's limits in a way rarely seen before. And certainly with such high profile cases with companies of these sizes?

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    1. Re:IANAL by nomadic · · Score: 4, Informative

      You can alway ask the court for leave to amend your claims against the other party, but the other side gets to argue against it. I doubt SCO will win on this front.

    2. Re:IANAL by phoenixwade · · Score: 1

      I don't have detailed knowledge of the US legal system, but isn't SCO stretching it beyond it's limits in a way rarely seen before. And certainly with such high profile cases with companies of these sizes? Neither am I a lawyer, but it seems to me that SCOX has gone long past the point of no return. They have to do everything and anything to drag it out as long as is possible. But, your insight is correct, I'm unaware of any situation where things have gone the way the SCOX suits have gone. The complex nature of software code, Patents, and Copyright has allowed it, but the one redeeming factor here is that we may actually fix parts of the system as a result, but perhaps that is wishful thinking.

      What I'd really like to see is criminal prosecution for SCOX's handling of this, including the prosecution and/or sanctions not only of the SCOX administrators, but of their lawyers and law firm. I'm not sure this is possible though, and I'm sure that the system, judged and handled by lawyers, is designed to protect those lawyers without overwhelming evidence of actual criminal activity. I'm sure the justification is something like "We did it at the direction of our client, we're just doing our jobs."
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    3. Re:IANAL by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      The thing is that SCO has already changed their claims a number of times, to the point that the case has changed from being about copyright to being about breach of contract. Ofcourse there is no breach of contract if there is no copyright infringement, but for some odd reason this seems to be what happened.

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    4. Re:IANAL by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      It's time for SCO's lawyers to start facing some contempt-of-court charges for their shenanigans.

    5. Re:IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's time for SCO's lawyers to start facing some contempt-of-court charges for their shenanigans.

      Dude, you've watched too much TV. In reality, lawyers are rarely charged with contempt of court, even though "Law & Order" or "The Practice" would have you believe otherwise.

  9. That's what they've wanted all along... by rkhalloran · · Score: 5, Informative

    This has been one big nuisance suit by SCOX *HOPING* IBM would pay them off or buy them out to silence them. IBM's attitude has been "millions for defense, not one cent for tribute". They know paying SCOX off would prompt a flood of copycat suits from other busted vendors.

    At this point it's pretty well proven (a) there's no infringing UNIX code in Linux (b) SCOX likely doesn't hold the copyrights, Novell does (c) SCOX' reading of the contract they inherited from AT&T & Novell is in conflict with their predecessors', and both have said so in depositions and (d) this has been a last-ditch attempt to keep their company afloat.

    SCOX DELENDA EST!!

    1. Re:That's what they've wanted all along... by AceCaseOR · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This has been one big nuisance suit by SCOX *HOPING* IBM would pay them off or buy them out to silence them. IBM's attitude has been "millions for defense, not one cent for tribute". They know paying SCOX off would prompt a flood of copycat suits from other busted vendors.
      Or, to put it another way (and to quote Rudyard Kipling):

      "That if once you have paid him the Danegeld,
      You never get rid of the Dane."
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    2. Re:That's what they've wanted all along... by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

      Let us also not forget that they were shipping their own version of Linux on into late 2006 under the GPL license. Even if their claims were true, they're moot.

    3. Re:That's what they've wanted all along... by Oriumpor · · Score: 5, Informative

      Danegeld
      IT IS always a temptation to an armed and agile nation,
              To call upon a neighbour and to say:--
      "We invaded you last night--we are quite prepared to fight,
              Unless you pay us cash to go away."

      And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
              And the people who ask it explain
      That you've only to pay 'em the Dane-geld
              And then you'll get rid of the Dane!

      It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation,
              To puff and look important and to say:--
      "Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
              We will therefore pay you cash to go away."

      And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
              But we've proved it again and again,
      That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
              You never get rid of the Dane.

      It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
              For fear they should succumb and go astray,
      So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
              You will find it better policy to say:--

      "We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
              No matter how trifling the cost;
      For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
              And the nation that plays it is lost!"

    4. Re:That's what they've wanted all along... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      In other words, "We don't negotiate with terrorists".

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  10. Stupidity 101 by eddy · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Yeah, let's give Darl and Sontag more money for their extortion scam. That'll fucking teach them!

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    1. Re:Stupidity 101 by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      It'd be cheaper to make Sontag meet Samedi.

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  11. The counterclaims would bankrupt whomever buys SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Their legal liability thanks to their idiocy is enormous.

    Whoever bought them could never survive the judgements that'll come down against SCO.

    I think what's more interesting than SCO is what'll happen to SCO's backers that put them up to this (like microsoft who raised $86 million for SCO's lawsuit)

  12. Re:Lawyers Worth Their Weight in Dirty, Shoddy Pap by Ash+Vince · · Score: 2, Funny

    I agree, but good luck getting the US government to.

    I love the following quote from Syriana:

    "Some trust fund prosecutor, got off-message at Yale, thinks he's gonna run this up the flagpole, make a name for himself, maybe get elected some two-bit, congressman from nowhere, with the result that Russia or China can suddenly start having, at our expense, all the advantages we enjoy here. No, I tell you. No, sir. Corruption charges! Corruption? Corruption is government intrusion into market efficiencies in the form of regulations. That's Milton Friedman. He got a goddamn Nobel Prize. We have laws against it precisely so we can get away with it. Corruption is our protection. Corruption keeps us safe and warm. Corruption is why you and I are prancing around in here instead of fighting over scraps of meat out in the streets. Corruption is why we win."

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  13. Hey, I watch enough TV... by monkeyboythom · · Score: 1

    Even I know when someone asks, "is this your final answer," you know that's the last chance you get.

  14. your honor, i OBJECT! by teh_chrizzle · · Score: 3, Funny

    on what grounds?

    on the grounds that it's disasterous to my case.

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    1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
    1. Re:your honor, i OBJECT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      on the grounds that it's disasterous to my case.

      Objection denied, grounds sustained.

    2. Re:your honor, i OBJECT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Objection denied, grounds sustained.

      Good call!

  15. Re:Lawyers Worth Their Weight in Dirty, Shoddy Pap by RichMan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    SCO paid cold hard cash for their lawyers. Cash from Microsoft and Sun that Novell is claiming should have been forwarded to Novell. But it was cash. There was an early move to make BS&F get paid in shares and a percentage of an SCO buyout. BS&F dropped that very quickly, either because they got a good look at SCO's case or because it would put them in co-conspirator type position with respect to Lanham act and racketering charges for being a direct benefit from the false valuation.

    SCO paid a "fixed fee" to BS&F to manage all cases through appeals, I believe it was $29M. There is also a refillable misc-costs bucket of $5M that has already been topped up twice. The misc-cost bucket sort of puts a lie to the "fixed fee" handling of the lawsuit.

    In any case SCO is now facing Novell asking for a lot of cash that SCO no longer has.

  16. I used to be a sadistic, beastial, necrophiliac... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... then I realised I was just flogging a dead horse

  17. Re:Lawyers Worth Their Weight in Dirty, Shoddy Pap by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Hmm, hadn't noticed the lawyers trading their stock compensation for "costs++" accounting.

    How does the Lanham act make SCO liable for anything? Is this the "Unix" copyright argument with Novell?

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  18. setting up for appeal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's more likely that they don't actually think this will fly in THIS court, but they might be setting up for an appeal. This case isn't going anywhere for awhile folks. Not only does the trial have to conclude, but you KNOW that SCO is going to appeal.

    1. Re:setting up for appeal by rkhalloran · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The consensus from those following this circus is that the reason the judges have let this run on as long as it has it exactly to scuttle attempts at appeal; they've given the SCOundrels every opportunity to come up with some credible evidence, IBM has produced their entire source repository for them to look for infringing code in, and still the judge's comment at the end of discovery was "is this all you've got?". At this point they're trying hard to get any sort of disputable points into the record to keep this thing going. When the IBM counterclaims kick in there's going to be a glowing greasespot in Lindon where once stood Caldera, er, SCOX.

      SCOX DELENDA EST!!

  19. Actually, it may have one advantage by WindBourne · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder. if a quick buy out of the company would enable the buyer to see all paper work? It may be useful for IBM and Novell to have the goods on MS and Sun for damages as well as perhaps put those at the top who perpertraited this crime in prison. I wonder how Gates (or Balmer) and McNealy would do in a federal prison?

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  20. Re:Lawyers Worth Their Weight in Dirty, Shoddy Pap by LoyalOpposition · · Score: 1
    There was an early move to make BS&F get paid in shares and a percentage of an SCO buyout.

    No, that's not right. The buyout part is correct, but not the shares. There was an early claim made by both TSCOG and BS&F that BS&F were taking the case on contingency. That was true as far as it went, but I didn't go very far. The reality was that BS&F were taking the case on contingency or flat rate, whichever was greater. However, both groups publicly touted the contingency and were completely silent about the flat rate. The reason was plain to see; it was a conspiracy by TSCOG and BS&F to make the case appear stronger than it was, and, after all, that's what this case has been about since the beginning--appearance. As yourself, why would a legal firm take a case on contingency? They only would if they expected to make more than it cost them.

    -Loyal

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  21. Re:Lawyers Worth Their Weight in Dirty, Shoddy Pap by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1
    Is this the "Unix" copyright argument with Novell?


    Er, not "copyright", trademark, which the Lanham Act covers.
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  22. No, one more beyond that... by wiredog · · Score: 1

    The one where they open the book to Chapter 7.

  23. Re:Lawyers Worth Their Weight in Dirty, Shoddy Pap by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Gee, my favorite line from Syriana is "BOOM!!!" ;).

    One of my favorite lines from living in New Orleans was "In Louisiana, people don't expect corruption. They demand it."

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  24. Perhaps they misread... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    FINAL disclosure as IANAL disclosure.... seems apt, if you ask me.

  25. This is all about delay by MojoRilla · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Yet more delay from SCO.

    SCO is essentially saying the following:
    Your honor, since the trial date has been postponed to after Novell (September 2007), let us amend our "final" disclosure. IBM has lots of time to respond to this, so it causes no harm.

    SCO obviously doesn't understand the word final. They also say (this is a quote):
    There also is a public interest in disputes being resolved on their merits, which granting of the requested relief would advance.

    The public interest is in having this matter resolved in a reasonable time frame. SCO had 3.8 years (from when they filed in March of 2003 until when final disclosure happened in December of 2006) to assemble their evidence. The longer this charade goes on, and that Linux is under SCO's cloud of FUD, the more damage SCO is doing.

    SCO has tried to delay at every turn during this trial, so this comes as no surprise. It now seems obvious that this whole lawsuit was an attempt to delay Linux adoption by destroying Linux credibility in the marketplace. This whole thing was about delay.
    1. Re:This is all about delay by bstone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They have already been able to delay until, magically, Vista got released. Now that Vista is having a bit of a problem with traction in the marketplace, perhaps it's time for some more "emergency" delay. Not that anyone is really concerned any more that there is anything wrong with Linux, but that seems to have been the original idea, and perhaps some of the principles still think they can generate some more FUD out of it.

    2. Re:This is all about delay by kfg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It now seems obvious that this whole lawsuit was an attempt to delay Linux adoption by destroying Linux credibility in the marketplace.

      Unfortunately I did not bookmark the page and cannot find it now, but back in the day Darl had a moment of candor during an interview and when asked why he filed the suit said (paraphrasing}:

      "We were approached by outside parties who asked us to use the power of our license to help monitize Linux."

      In his attempt to deflect bad feelings away from SCO he . . .told the truth. Just once.

      This wasn't merely an attempt to discredit Linux, it was an attempt to "virally infect" it with propriatary code so that it could not be freely distributed.

      Who those outside parties are was never named, but you can note who jumped up to pay SCO license fees of a million or more and draw your own conclusions. There were only two and it's interesting to note as well that one of those license fees almost exactly matched SCO's legal expenses up to that time; and I'm sure that the fact that these two licensees being the two that would most benefit from a "monitized" Linux was a complete coincidence.

      KFG

    3. Re:This is all about delay by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
      SCO is essentially saying the following: Your honor, since the trial date has been postponed to after Novell (September 2007), let us amend our "final" disclosure. IBM has lots of time to respond to this, so it causes no harm.

      Yes, I can't wait for IBM's response. It'll be something along the lines of: What is the point of deadlines and procedures if they can keep changing things? Also, it's been 3 #@%%!% years.

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    4. Re:This is all about delay by sacremon · · Score: 1

      From the filing:

      "SCO submits that in light of the removal of this case from the trial calendar, there is no bona fide reason to reject an amendment to the December Submission to include that information - especially where the information was disclosed to IBM through expert reports served in May, 2006."

      So not only are they claiming that IBM has plenty of time to respond, but that they are already familiar with some of it, given that they tried to add it back in May 2006. That was the amendment that the judge struck down. So SCO is saying 'Remember the stuff you said we couldn't add because it was after the Final Disclosure? We want to add some of it again, but that should be okay because IBM is now aware of what it is and has plenty of time to respond to it'

      IANAL, but it doesn't matter if IBM is now aware of it. They weren't allowed to submit it then as it was after the Final Disclosure date. I imagine it is like trying to submit evidence to a criminal case that was ruled inadmissible, then claiming that it can be submitted because the other side is already aware of what it is.

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    5. Re:This is all about delay by asuffield · · Score: 1
      The public interest is in having this matter resolved in a reasonable time frame.


      That's not the primary reason why this attempt is likely to fail. Judges have basically four priorities when deciding what they think about something, in order of decreasing priority:

      1. Lawyers screwing with them
      2. Their caseload and schedule
      3. Justice and the law
      4. Public interest


      Delaying tactics fall squarely under #2. Judges loathe delay. A delayed case is a case that they're going to have to keep working on, and cases always get more complicated the longer they last. (Judges typically don't mind working hard, but they absolutely hate having to work on the same damn thing every week for several years)

      It's now nearly 4 years later. The two judges in this case know why it's been dragging on this long. They will be *severely* pissed off about that, and not at all amused at proposals (from either party) to make it drag out any longer.
  26. My plan for IBM by VEGETA_GT · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Draw out court case as long as possible to make SCO waste more cash.
    2. Crush SCO completely in court to the point even the Judge laughers at SCO.
    3. Buy SCO out after they are about to declare they are bankrupt for 1$.
    4. Have a big camp fire using the SCO buildings and transfer all SCO remaining staff to the "Whipping Boy" Department.

    and just for kicks and giggles
    5 . Profit

    1. Re:My plan for IBM by BrettJB · · Score: 1

      I fear I must point out the fact that you have forgotten the "???" Step.

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  27. Re:IANAL : IANALE(ither) by jefu · · Score: 1
    But...

    It seems to me that criminal prosecutions of SCO's legal team would (even if something that the law allows) set a precedent that would make it easier for large/rich corporations to seriously threaten smaller corporations or individuals who want to challenge them in court. Perhaps there could be Iis?) some kind of middle ground that would allow any party to a lawsuit to file a complaint that would result in fines, censure or some other less severe punishment for the legal team.

    Similarly, putting SCO officers in jail on the basis of their legal case would have the same effect. But if it could be proved that they brought the case to manipulate their stock prices, or if they committed perjury at any point along the way, jail time would be more than appropriate.

  28. Resources -- At least IBM has big pants by Qubit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At least IBM has big pants with deep pockets. I mean, how long has this farce been going on? ...And what, pray tell, will IBM see (in terms of monetary relief) when it's over?

    I mean, SCO is floundering like a stuck pig on the end of a deep-sea fishing line. They're bleeding all over the friggin' ocean and their lawyers are sucking up the blood as fast as it's pouring out.

    How soon before McBride and the boys finally run dry and succumb to their fate? Will there be any money to pay Novell for the licensing fees they are due? Will there be any money to pay IBM's legal team for this long, drawn-out court case?

    Something doesn't sit right in my mind when a company can use its dying breath to unfairly inconvenience other companies. If SCO doesn't have any money left to pay its debts when the "curtain is coming down" on this case, can the judge haul off and McGwire the money from the SCO gang like candy from a pinata?

    I hope so.

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    1. Re:Resources -- At least IBM has big pants by DrXym · · Score: 1
      At least IBM has big pants with deep pockets. I mean, how long has this farce been going on? ...And what, pray tell, will IBM see (in terms of monetary relief) when it's over?

      Just guessing, but I expect IBM doesn't want to be raped over a barrel by some cowboy outfit that has some tenuous claim on IBM's business. I'm sure they could have paid up, or bought them out, and perhaps with hindsight they may even have done it. But at this point they just want to see SCO die in a fire and send out a message to any other SCO wannabe.

    2. Re:Resources -- At least IBM has big pants by Gulik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But at this point they just want to see SCO die in a fire and send out a message to any other SCO wannabe.

      (With apologies to JMS and Vir Cotto)

      "What do you want, IBM?"
      "I'd like to live just long enough to be there when the judge cuts off your head and sticks it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations of law school graduates that some cash grabs come with too high a price. I would look up at your penniless eyes and wave, like this." [waves, smiling]

  29. Questions for lawyers by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    What's the textbook illustration of a "vexatious litigant"?

    Is SCO better or worse than that textbook example?

    Is there a strategic advantage to IBM in not filing a motion for sanctions? If so, what is it?

    What are some possible reasons why a judge might act as though SCO were a legitimate plaintiff?

    Do SCO's lawyers have grounds for walking away from the case? Aren't attorneys entitled to "fire" their clients if the clients have materially misled them?

  30. This is damaging credibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm from Europe and have witnessed this case being mentioned every once in a while. It seems like some kind of virus; the thing which you cannot kill and it just pops up every once in a while.

    What I fail to understand is that the American justice department is allowing all this to continue. To which I'd like to immediatly add that this whole ordeal is more damaging than people might realize. For me its also portraying the whole justice system as something which you really can't take too seriously. Jury courts? Sure, try to work on their emotion. Trials with no end because no evidence is being produced what so ever? Sure; only in America so it seems.

    What makes me look upon this with a little disdain for this, arrogant if you will, IMO display of incompetence is the sheer fact that SCO has also tried this in Europe just once. The only thing they ended up with was a threat for some major fines (due to plain out slander) if they pulled a stunt like that again.

    What is it with these people? If they need to apply the law and it allows for grand mockeries like this wouldn't it make sense to get something in motion to actually /change/ those laws or is this something people weren't hired to do or set in motion, resulting in nothing ever changing?

    Guys, this isn't only hurting business. Its hurting your credibility too!

    1. Re:This is damaging credibility by gtall · · Score: 2, Interesting

      OF course the case has been going on too long. It is not the U.S. Justice Department though. They have no control over the courts which are in a separate branch of government (branches: legislative, judicial, and executive --- Justice Dept. in this last).

      The reason for the delay, outside of shady lawyers, is that the justices involved are bending over backwards to prevent any successful appeal of their future rulings. A successful appeal would make them look bad and hand SCO a victory it ill-deserves.

      The shady lawyers, in this case, first got in because of greed, i.e., the promise of shaking down IBM for billions. Now they are mainly attempting to save their collective asses from all sorts of perils including being sued by what's left of SCO for screwing up the case. So they are gaming the system about as far as any lawyers could. It will be interesting to see if the judges don't penalize them personally for this.

      Gerry

    2. Re:This is damaging credibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because there are too many lawyers. Judges are a lot of times lawyers themselves. Lawyers prey and feed on those with money. It's THE single biggest flaw in the U.S. today - the extent to which crooks legally extort and waste our money for personal gain. Oh sure, sometimes a lawyer really helps the little guy or victim, but 99.9 percent of the time its the other way around.

    3. Re:This is damaging credibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0) The SCO Group (TSG) brought the suit, but then began stalling. This is not something that the American legal system is set up to prevent. Usually the plaintiff actually wants to proceed. If IBM could show that the delay was hurting them, they could force some speedup, but the delay really isn't hurting them and they don't really care about it.

      1) The judge is being extremely careful. TSG's lawyers are being given every reasonable thing they ask for, and even some things that aren't that reasonable. This means that when the hammer finally falls on TSG, there will be no hope of an appeal. Not just no hope that the appeal might succeed, but no hope that a higher court would even grant an appeal. More time spent on the case now can prevent more time spent later on appeal.

      It's really really slow, but it will end with the total destruction of TSG and an ironclad precedent. The suit isn't even over, but already it's clear that trying to play these games with Linux is going to succeed.

      The situation is not ideal, but it's far from a disaster.

    4. Re:This is damaging credibility by SEE · · Score: 1

      Eh. Neither IBM nor SCO have been making any effort to get it over with quickly. As long as neither party cares that it's taking forever to argue dozens of claims and counter-claims before the actual trial begins, why not take forever?

      Anyway, that's the way things were until the last set of judgments. The judge agreed with IBM that the SCO-Novell case has to be resolved first, because if Novell never sold certain rights to SCO, SCO didn't have standing to file a whole bunch of its claims in the first place. So this case has to wait until SCO-Novell is over.

    5. Re:This is damaging credibility by entrigant · · Score: 1

      Jury courts? Sure, try to work on their emotion.

      I was kinda with you until I saw this. I'm upset enough as it is about the cases that don't have to be tried by jury, and that the judge has too much power to override the jury. Trial by jury is the finest idea in justice there is. The jury ensures that the spirit of the law is upheld, and that it is applied fairly. They are the ones that can say, "this law doesn't apply to you on this day under these circumstances, go home" or "no one has thought to create a law to cover the horrible act you've committed, but we're still sending your sorry ass to prison." A jury is the only method of doing that fairly.

      To speak on the rest of your comment, believe me if you run out of money the process would not last this long. I do think thoroughness is important, but allowing it does allow for some level of abuse of the system. Giving the power to the judge to prevent that abuse also gives him the power to abuse. So the question becomes who do you want to be able to abuse the system; the courts themselves, or the people? I vote for the people, always. that scenarios like the IBM vs. SCO case can happen is hardly the deepest darkest problem with our system. That problem is that the phrase innocent until prooven guilty is only what is written and not what is believed or practiced. Public defenders are purposely underpaid and overworked to make people who cannot afford a decent attorney easier to convict. If you work as a public defender and actually try to help and fight for the people you defend you are given more of a workload so you simply are unable to. Problems like that are the serious ones. Those are the ones we should address.

  31. Identify Source Code by VengefulCynic · · Score: 1
    I find it fascinating that SCO's lawyers attempt to use the following quote to damn IBM when at the core of it is the point that contested source code was supposed to have been identified by SCO back in December 2005 and it still hasn't been.
    SCO also complains that under IBM's proposal "SCO's expert(s) would have to reach final conclusions regarding IBM's [alleged] misappropriation of SCO's material" (Opp'n at 12; SCO's Fifth Point). Here again, SCO misstates IBM's proposal. IBM proposes only that the Court impose deadlines for the parties to identify the Allegedly Misused Material. IBM's proposal requires neither that the parties rely on experts nor that any experts that might be used by parties finalize their expert reports before the close of all fact discovery. Under IBM's proposal, the parties' experts would need to reach final conclusions before the close of fact discovery only with respect to the identification of the source code and other material that is at issue in this case.
    I mean, seriously... even if IBM let SCO have all of their expert witnesses and everything else SCO wants, they still wouldn't have a case without that source code. I think that demonstrates what a transparent effort this has been by SCO to get IBM to pay them money to go away.
  32. And Boies was Al Gore's lawyer in FL in 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does your post say about Al Gore?

    Besides, Boies fucked up back then, too. SCO isn't the first time.

  33. Re:there is only one SCO filing left. really. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Well actually this is the only thing that SCO can do. I don't think their goal is to win. But to not get killed by IBM. If SCO can prove there case well enough to not get thrown out then they may be able to get off loosing the case and their own legal fees. Otherwise IBM can sue them back (and IBM has been asking some of its customers to keep track of any time loss due to this lawsuit including meeting discussing the matter) Asking for full compensation for there losses. IBM Legal Fees, Their customers time loss, potential loss of business. There is loosing a case where you have a legit claim and loosing a case where your claim is baseless. The first lets you save face, the latter will make the previous defendant the victim of your action and will become the plaintiff demanding reparations.

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  34. Re:there is only one SCO filing left. really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol "loosing". you fail at english.

  35. Other allegations include: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    IBM:

    1) picks its nose at the table;
    2) farts and blames it on the dog;
    3) doesn't wash its hands after using the washroom;
    4) is a rip-off of the shifted characters HAL;
    5) secretly funding the forces of evil blocking the truth spoken by the intelligent Richard C Hoagland;
    6) runs with scissors;
    7) used the letters S, C, and O in a complete word;
    8) smells bad.

    1. Re:Other allegations include: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) doesn't wash its hands after using the washroom

      Two lawyers are walking out of a restroom in a UK courthouse. The first says "Sir, in England, we wash our hands after we urinate."

      The second responds "Well, in Ireland we don't piss on our fingers!"

    2. Re:Other allegations include: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha good one, i heard this before but in a different context, (ie a racist joke i think)

    3. Re:Other allegations include: by The+Darkness · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      3) doesn't wash its hands after using the washroom
       
      Two lawyers are walking out of a restroom in a UK courthouse. The first says "Sir, in England, we wash our hands after we urinate."
       
      The second responds "Well, in Ireland we don't piss on our fingers!" The stupid thing is that people actually think that way. Counter arguments:

      1) Assuming you weren't a total ass and you flushed you need to wash your hands because you touched the urinal/toilet
      2) You should wash your hands more than just in the shower each day for cleanliness reasons (picking your nose is not 'giving your immune system a boost')
      3) You may think you aren't pissing on your hands but splashback happens
      4) You touched your penis. Please wash your hands before shaking my hand or touching my equipment.
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    4. Re:Other allegations include: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hehehehe
      "4) You touched your penis. Please wash your hands before shaking my hand or touching my equipment."

      He touched your *equipment*. Hehehe

  36. Final by mrhandstand · · Score: 2, Funny

    I do not think that word means what you think it means...

    --Inigo Montoya

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    1. Re:Final by WilliamSChips · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Their case is a Fantasy. Think about it for a second.

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  37. They hired a new investigator by wardk · · Score: 3, Funny

    OJ Simpson is hot on IBM's trail, won't be long till they find the smoking gun.

    SCO is paying him in stock

  38. buyout wouldn't do by statute by jjohn_h · · Score: 1

    They thought of buyout defense long ago
    and have the pill and the statutes. No
    chance here.

  39. JFS? by FireIron · · Score: 1

    JFS derived from SCO Sys V? Eh? The first IBM JFS I recall is the one that came with AIX/6000 (circa 1990), which was BSD-based, by way of SunOS. Sun happily licensed the source code for (BSD-based) SunOS to IBM, because it was in the process of replacing its old & tired BSD-based OS with it's new Solaris SVR5-based hotness. All of the header files in AIX/6000 thus had the Sun copyright statement in them...at no point did SCO Sys V come into this.

  40. Re:Lawyers Worth Their Weight in Dirty, Shoddy Pap by elrond2003 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Technically, there was a time when the payment was to be some large block of stock, complete with anouncements form Blake Stowell that now BSF were partners in the company and lawsuit. Then the stock tanked and BSF decided that cash was better. The so-called "contingency" payments were not the usual kind of contingency payments in a lawsuit, I.E. the lawyer gets paid a part of WHAT you win IF you win. They were, BSF gets 20% of any money that TSG got from certain transaction types that were related to the scam. Some listeners at the conference call thought that it was funny that some of the "contingency" payments had already been made and the case had just been filed, for instance.

  41. actually, the chapter 7 will be involuntary. by swschrad · · Score: 1

    any time three creditors have had enough, they can flip your crackling dry carcass over the edge into chapter 7.

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    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
    1. Re:actually, the chapter 7 will be involuntary. by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
      any time three creditors have had enough, they can flip your crackling dry carcass over the edge into chapter 7.

      Which begs the question of why somebody hasn't done this yet. Surely can't be the entertainment value of watching SCO twist gently in the wind...

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  42. items vs. claims by jjohn_h · · Score: 1
    SCOX is not trying to change its claims against IBM. It is trying to amplify its evidentiary list submitted in December 2005 just at the imposed deadline.

    The requested additions to the list are late by more than one year and would interfere mightyly with the Partial Summary Judgement motions currently being briefed and set to be heard early in March.

    Not only that but the proposed additions are of the vaporous kind that lead both the Discovery Magistrate and the Trial Judge to strike 184 items from the evidentiary list.

    SCOX is grasping at straws, there is nothing else within reach. I thought it was tasteless that judicial officers were taunting Saddam Hussein when hanging him. But I certainly wish to see something equivalent for the SCOX bastards some day.

  43. Re:I used to be a sadistic, beastial, necrophiliac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All court activities would be better if they contained random likes from "What's Up, Tiger Lily?"

    "Is the defendant present?"

    "Yes, your honor."

    "Name three presidents." Although in court it would have to be "name three precedents".

  44. Re:IANAL : IANALE(ither) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh boy yeah, let's intimidate the lawyers so no one with a case, just or otherwise, will dare go up against the mighty.

    Now Darl's brother might well be guilty of some malfeasance. BSF is getting as raw a deal out of this as anyone else -- they're not getting paid.

  45. Re:Lawyers Worth Their Weight in Dirty, Shoddy Pap by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Moderation +3
        80% Insightful
        20% Flamebait

    SCO still has the money to pay asTrollMod'ers to anonymously flame Slashdot posts.

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  46. IBM's rebuttal: by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

    "oh, your Honor, we are but mere idiots drooling on our papers, we just want money. grant us our relief and give us lots of everybody else's money. also, your wallet and watch, hand 'em over." "Your Honor, I am but a simple caveman: One day while gathering some food I was caught up in an icy river and frozen in a glacier for ten thousand years. I do not understand your complex world. But I do understand this: my client, the IBM corporation, requested and received final disclosure of the complaints to be brought against it by the plaintiff, SCO Group, and these complaints were not a part of that disclosure. Surely, your honor, if a simple caveman can understand this it must be equally evident to an enlightened man of modern times such as yourself."

    Yeah, contracting the UFCL group to handle their legal defense was probably IBM's best move.
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    ---GEC
    I'm but the humble pupil, seeking to snatch the scratchbuilt pebble from the master's fully articulated hand
  47. ..and Fantasy by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 3, Funny

    They're using Square's definition of "Final" arn't they...

    Appropriate since their entire case is "Fantasy".

    1. Re:..and Fantasy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They're using Square's definition of "Final" arn't they...
      Appropriate since their entire case is "Fantasy".

      And if you can believe it, their dialogue makes even less sense :)

  48. Re:there is only one SCO filing left. really. by Kjella · · Score: 1

    I think they're playing the only card they've got left - the latest antics seem so silly and provocative (like trying to overturn the 'de novo' ruling) that I think they're hoping for one thing - that the judges will get (too) pissed off and make a mistake. Something that can make them turn back and say "We haven't been getting a fair trial, let's start over". It won't help their case but it's the only way they'll get the FUD started again.

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    Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
  49. America isn't strictly a republic anymore by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We're a fledgling corporate oligarchy. Lobbyists and corporate interests have seen to that.

    Most of the laws being passed these days concern business interests. I won't get too heavily into it but a good example is to study our DMCA and see how our original ideas of freedom of speech and expression have been "curtailed" to benefit a few businesses. Or how eminent domain was recently expanded to cover business interests, not just civic ones. Plenty of examples, and this is Slashdot so I shouldn't have to get too heavy into it.

    So as things are, business controls the legal system, or at least has a gigantic influence upon it. At this point in our history it isn't so much about right and wrong, so much as it's about influence and money. Given enough influence and/or money, you can pretty much get away with anything. There are exceptions - notably the Enron guys, but give us some time. We're new at being a oligarchy. Check back in 100 years or so.

    And since most of the legal machinery these days involves business interests, it's disastrous when businesses conflict. A no-brainer like this SCO case can drag on for 5 years, easily. You'd be hard pressed to find a murder trial in the USA that takes that long. Why? No corporate interest. No money is at stake, or oil drilling rights, or lucrative patents. Nothing "important" is at stake, so why waste time with it?

    We used to be a government by the people and for the people, but now we're a government by the elite and for the corporations.

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    rediculous.
  50. so then who are SCOs creditors? by swschrad · · Score: 1

    mostly lawyers, it appears Novell, and perhaps the water/sewer department and power company where their buildings are.

    if SCO has been doing any significant business, they'd have to buy paper clips, toners, maybe even media to dash off another copy of the OS. all of those outfits would be screaming for payment, seems to me.

    which logic supports the question of "has anybody bought anything from these loonies lately?" certainly Daimler-Chrysler is not a customer thanks to SCO's thrashings.

    I suspect the lawyers are the main creditors, and they're superglued to SCO in a death match.

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    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  51. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF?? How is this "flamebait"??? It's extremely informative and helpful information on who's making money off SCO. Mod parent INFORMATIVE!

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by wrook · · Score: 2, Informative

      Heh heh... Thanks. But in retrospect calling people who were short selling "morons" is kinda flamebait... I'll accept 20% flaimbait for that ;-) In reality it was an unconscious dig at people who try to "play" the stock market and end up losing their shirts. But as unconscious as it was, it was uncalled for...

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by swillden · · Score: 1

      I shorted at 15, cashed out at 4. You're more than welcome to call me whatever names you like. I got mine. :-)

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  52. Dear SCO: by Sunrun · · Score: 1

    It's a dead horse. Either fuck it or walk away, but for God's sake STOP BEATING IT !

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    "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." -- Voltaire
  53. Gates is too rich. by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    Gates is too rich to go to prison. He could easily buy the prison, it's staff, the island it's on, the airspace over it, and make it his own personal pleasure palace.

    Turn a disadvantage into an advantage.

    1. Re:Gates is too rich. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, we have held some of the richest people in the world within our prisons.

  54. Reminds me of Maxwell Smart by second+class+skygod · · Score: 1

    ... from the old tv comedy Get Smart. When caught in a lie and nobody is buying his bullshhit, he would would try to wriggle out of it: "Whould you believe [another lie]? No. Would you believe [yet another lie]? ...

  55. It's because SCO is the plaintiff by Animats · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This suit is backwards. SCO brought this suit, yet they want to stall. Usually, the plaintiff wants to push the case forward, and the defense wants to stall. The system is set up so that the plaintiff pushes the case forward, which is why this is dragging on.

    Bear in mind that SCO's stalling isn't a problem for IBM. Is IBM losing customers over this? No. Is it costing IBM significant amounts of money? No. (IBM total revenue for 1995: $91 billion. Gross profit: $37 billion). Can SCO afford to keep this up much longer? No. Is SCO likely to win in the end? No. Not a problem.

    What's actually happening is that the summary judgment motions by IBM are about to be decided. SCO is desperately trying to distract attention from that, but that's where the real action is.

  56. Re:there is only one SCO filing left. really. by idontgno · · Score: 1

    I think they're hoping for one thing - that the judges will get (too) pissed off and make a mistake.

    Or, quoting from SCO's litigation strategy documents:

    ARTHUR:
    ... And we'd better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.

    ROBIN:
    Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?

    ARTHUR:
    Oh, shut up and go and change your armour

    GALAHAD:
    Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.

    ARTHUR:
    Like what?

    GALAHAD:
    Well... ooh.

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    Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
  57. Extortion and FUD as a business model by sundru · · Score: 1

    It is clear from their home website below http://www.sco.com/scosource/ that the business model is built on spreading fear and uncertainity. From the page "Many IT users are concerned about using Linux since they have become aware of the allegations that Linux is an unauthorized derivative work of the UNIX® operating system. Users have come to SCO asking what they can do to continue to run their businesses. SCO has created the SCOsource business division in response to these needs. " Its not so muach as stating this is what sco does , but rather saying you the sinner better repent.

  58. D'OH! nobody here understands, either. by swschrad · · Score: 1

    seems to me IMHO that the judge should have whacked his gavel and dismissed with prejudice (meaning never able to file again) three and a half years ago.

    it is customary in filing lawsuits to have information supporting your case, even here.

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    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  59. get a life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get a life, sco

  60. Re:D'OH! nobody here understands, either. by fotang · · Score: 1
    it is customary in filing lawsuits to have information supporting your case, even here.
    Not if the evidence is in a briefcase, and teh case disappears somewhere in Europe.
  61. Re:there is only one SCO filing left. really. by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

    Another anonymous spelling Nazi heard from. At least have the marbles to post as yourself.

    And if you're going to comment on someone else's English you may want to pay more attention to your own. Sentences and the word "English" are usually capitalized. The GP had one spelling mistake in an entire paragraph and you managed two mistakes in 6 words.

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    Some of what I say is fact, some is conjecture, the rest I'm just blowing out my ass...you guess.
  62. Story Level Interest and Slashdot by filmotheklown · · Score: 1

    Has anybody done an analysis of previous slashdot coverage of this and tabulated the number of comments per story?

    Seems to me the number of comments (and thus interest) is getting smaller and smaller per SCO story.

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  63. dismissed with prejudice by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    seems to me IMHO that the judge should have whacked his gavel and dismissed with prejudice (meaning never able to file again) three and a half years ago.

    SCO would of been able to go to the appeals court and asked to have the case reinstated, then if it was it would look bad for the judge. Though it's a real hassle, with both judges letting SCO run with this case they are giving SCO a lot of rope to hang themself with.

    Falcon
  64. Re:Lawyers Worth Their Weight in Dirty, Shoddy Pap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I metamodded the Flamebait as "Fair" because I'm a metamod on crack.