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Doomsday Clock To Advance

Dik Zak writes "Many news sites are reporting that the magazine Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists intends to move the hands of the Doomsday Clock on Wednesday 17 January. The clock was started at seven minutes to midnight during the Cold War and has been moved forward or back at intervals, depending on the state of the world and the prospects for nuclear war. Midnight represents destruction by nuclear war. It is not revealed in which direction the hands of the clock will be moved, but it should be safe to assume that they will move closer to midnight: the magazine cites 'worsening nuclear [and] climate threats.' The clock stood at two minutes to midnight when both the United States and the Soviet Union tested nuclear weapons in 1953. The farthest away from midnight it ever got was 17 minutes, in 1991 when both superpowers signed the Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty. It currently stands at seven minutes to midnight."

283 comments

  1. Midnight? by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, is that Eastern Standard Time?

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    1. Re:Midnight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is located in Chicago, so that would be Central Standard Time.

    2. Re:Midnight? by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

      Oh, good, that gives us in Oregon 3 hours (2-hours mountain time) to get out of the way of the apocolypse.

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    3. Re:Midnight? by lag10 · · Score: 3, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, doomsday clock advances you! (Sorry, but I just had to say that.)

    4. Re:Midnight? by bdonalds · · Score: 1

      No, you didn't have to...

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  2. Arbitrary? by Rhesusmonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is there some equation by which this is determined or is this another abstact measure of FUD that we could just as easily set to "Red" as 7 till midnight?

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    1. Re:Arbitrary? by Andrew+Aguecheek · · Score: 2, Informative

      It looks to me as if what is significant is not what the time is (unless of course it is midnight), but instead how much the hand moves by. When a significant leap is made towards nuclear disarmament, it moves back significantly, vice versa when a situation appears to be escalating.

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    2. Re:Arbitrary? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Funny

      I doubt there is an equation involved. But I think one look at today's front page of slashdot justifies moving the hands a little closer to midnight:

      • A schoolteacher could get 40 years because her antivirus software subscription ran out.
      • A schoolboard rules that global warming is a "mere" scientific theory.
      • The US continues to use some idiot system of measurement based on some dead dude's foot.
      • The next Star Trek film is about Kirk and Spock -- The Early Years.
      • Shatner was allowed to break the news.

      If these aren't a sure sign of the apocalypse (especially the last item), I don't know what is.

      GMD

    3. Re:Arbitrary? by pakar · · Score: 1

      Noticed an error there...
        - Shatner was allowed to break the news, and did it singing.

      =)

    4. Re:Arbitrary? by WED+Fan · · Score: 4, Informative

      A schoolboard rules that global warming is a "mere" scientific theory.

      Actually, I live in the Seattle area:

      What they ruled on was that it was a scientific theory with more than one side to the story and that "An Inconvenient Truth" was not a dispassionate, non-partisan, objective look at the science involved. They were also concerned that none of the producers and Al Gore were scientists, and that showing it in a class without context would be a disservice to students.

      It was widely misreported, probably helped by the fact that the most vocal opponent to the film being shown is a nut-job zealot parent, and the fact that Seattle PeePee, uh, P-I ran an editorial as news and the fact that local right-wing radio really went ape-shit. But, that doesn't mean we have to get the reporting wrong here. Wait, this is /., I'm sorry, go about your business.

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    5. Re:Arbitrary? by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

      Uh, the Doomsday clock applies specifically to "doomsday" due to nuclear weapons. They are (or, at least, were at the time) a slightly more serious threat than a Star Trek movie.

    6. Re:Arbitrary? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 4, Funny

      They are (or, at least, were at the time) a slightly more serious threat than a Star Trek movie.

      Come on... Star Trek, the early years? I'd rather be nuked.

    7. Re:Arbitrary? by sgt_doom · · Score: 2, Informative

      Although not on /.'s front page, that mad dog Bush Administration's scheduled attack on Iran (March or early April) should be considered as well.....

    8. Re:Arbitrary? by SpooForBrains · · Score: 1

      They just listened to too much Iron Maiden.

      (Seriously, though, I never bothered to listen to what that song was about. They're highbrow folks, those Maiden fellers, aint they?)

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    9. Re:Arbitrary? by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      "Noticed an error there... - Shatner was allowed to break the news, and did it singing^H^H^H^H^Hdancing."

      there, fix that up for ya

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    10. Re:Arbitrary? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      They still owe us Star Trek, The Apology

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    11. Re:Arbitrary? by gijoel · · Score: 1

      It could be Star Trek: The Wonder Years.

    12. Re:Arbitrary? by fbjon · · Score: 1

      The moment I saw that "2 minutes" I immediately realised what the hell the Iron Maiden song was referring to, finally! Do notice that the Clock was built in 1947, way before IM.

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    13. Re:Arbitrary? by operagost · · Score: 1

      The US continues to use some idiot system of measurement based on some dead dude's foot.
      Because it is far more logical to use a unit of measure based on the distance light travels in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 seconds (measured by a cesium-133 atomic clock, of course).
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    14. Re:Arbitrary? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
      It could be Star Trek: The Wonder Years.

      As in, 'wonder how much cash those damned trekkies gonna fork over for this trainwreck so we can make the payments on our Beamers'?

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    15. Re:Arbitrary? by Basehart · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Seattle PeePee, uh, P-I"

      How old are you?

    16. Re:Arbitrary? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Indeed, if nothing else positive comes of this article, millions of Maiden fans now know what the fuck happens in that song. I, for one, welcome our new doomsday overlord whose name is Eddie!

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    17. Re:Arbitrary? by ScriptGuru · · Score: 1
      The US continues to use some idiot system of measurement based on some dead dude's foot.
      It's always cute when people try to justify a massive change to the metric system (Yes, I am an engineer and agree that the metric system is superior in scientific purposes), but the US is highly entrenched in the English system. I for one, live in a metropolitan area divided into perfect mile by mile grids, and I would rather see "15 miles to Mesa" than "24.14km to Mesa". What MAJOR benefit is there to the American people if we were to switch unit systems?
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    18. Re:Arbitrary? by chawly · · Score: 0

      But only very slightly

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    19. Re:Arbitrary? by chawly · · Score: 0

      Could move the sign just a little bit and have "Mesa - 24 Kms". Just a suggestion .....

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    20. Re:Arbitrary? by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      As in, 'wonder how much cash those damned trekkies gonna fork over for this trainwreck so we can make the payments on our Beamers'?

      Scratch the Beamers and make that Priuses, and now we're cookin'.

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    21. Re:Arbitrary? by mikek3332002 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It makes more sense for measurment tho be based upon the speed of light because they can calibrate the measurement the same everywhere. How are they going to calibrate a measurment based on the length of a decaying dead foot?.
      Also the metric/SI system is a lot more logical because the difference between each unit are multiples of 10, which makes it easy to perform calculations with.

    22. Re:Arbitrary? by Eivind · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You are absolutely correct.

      The *length* of the meter is arbitrary. Same for the length of the second and most other basic units in the metric system.

      What is, however, *not* arbitrary, and where the large win lies is in making the derived units straigthforward combinations of the basic units, and the different scale units factors of 10^x larger/smaller.

      There's an exception for time. The larger units of time aren't 10^x larger than the smallest one. 60,60,24,7,365.24 is a mess. The latter can't be helped: There really *are* 365.24 (or thereabouts) days in a year. But we could've split the day a lot more sensibly than 24/60/60. For example we could have 10 seconds to the minute, 10 minutes to the hour, 10 hours to the day. That'd be kinda disruptive, but it would simplify some stuff further. So, a foot makes exactly as much sense as a basic unit of length as a meter. Agreed.

      However, once we've set the basic units, the connections are extremely straigthforward:

      If I travel 1 meter in 1 second I travel at 1m/s, if I used a second to get to this speed I accelerated at 1m/s^2. If I weigh 1kg, then this required a force of 1N. If this force 1N work over a distance of 1m, it does 1J of work. If that was done in 1s then the power was 1W. If this was provided by electricity, then that is for example 1V and 1A. 1A means 1C electrons pro 1s flows trough the conductor. Now you do that, using only imperial units. :-) How many hogheads *are* there to a fluid-oz anyway ?

    23. Re:Arbitrary? by Tteddo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      One meter is one millionth of the distance from the equator to the pole.

    24. Re:Arbitrary? by packeteer · · Score: 0

      How stupid are you? The WHOOOSH'ing sound is the joke going over your head. If you lived in seattle like me and the grandparent poster you would know that the seattle P-I has 2 giant "P"'s on its building. Its an iconic sign that everyone knows. Some of the locals call the newpaper the "pee-pee".

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    25. Re:Arbitrary? by mithluin · · Score: 2, Informative

      1000 Km from the equator to the pole? Cue "It's A Small World"...

      The meter was actually intended (back in the 1790s) to be one ten-millionth of the distance from the equator to the pole along a meridian.

    26. Re:Arbitrary? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      It is abstract and is used by a part of the scientific community for the political goal of preventing nuclear war. I, for one, approve their use of arbitrary and symbolic measurement. The target being politicians, to base it on an equation wouldn't add any significant value from their point of view

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    27. Re:Arbitrary? by Vhata · · Score: 1

      "But we could've split the day a lot more sensibly than 24/60/60. For example we could have 10 seconds to the minute, 10 minutes to the hour, 10 hours to the day."

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=215938&cid=175 43064 ;-)

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    28. Re:Arbitrary? by Kijori · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I travel 1 meter in 1 second I travel at 1m/s, if I used a second to get to this speed I accelerated at 1m/s^2. If I weigh 1kg, then this required a force of 1N. If this force 1N work over a distance of 1m, it does 1J of work. If that was done in 1s then the power was 1W. If this was provided by electricity, then that is for example 1V and 1A. 1A means 1C electrons pro 1s flows trough the conductor. Now you do that, using only imperial units. :-) How many hogheads *are* there to a fluid-oz anyway ?

      If I travel 1 foot in 1 second I travel at 1 foot/s, if I used a second to get to this speed I accelerated at 1 foot/s^2. If I weigh 1lb, then this required a force of 1 pound-force. If this force 1lbf works over a distance of 1', it does one foot-pound force (ftlbf) of work. If that was done in 1s then the power was 1 ftlbfs^-1.

      I can't do any more from memory - we only used metric terms when discussing electricity, whereas we used imperial and metric with anything else, but I'm sure they exist. My point is that the 1:1:1 ratio isn't a feature of the metric system, it's a feature of measurement systems in general.

    29. Re:Arbitrary? by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 3, Informative

      It was intended to be, but as the job of working it out the distance was done by the French, it got cocked up, and by the time anyone realised, it was too late, so now, a Metre is the length of a stick of platinum in France (blah blah atomic clock speed of light, yea whatever, it's the fucking stick just accept it).

      Same thing happened with the kilogram.

    30. Re:Arbitrary? by 7Prime · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      One thing though... when was the last time you knew a scientist that was a producer (Carl Sagan)... okay... who is still alive. And you can be sure that if Carl was still alive, he'd be right their helping Gore. Besides Carl Sagan, scientists hardly EVER make good producers and spokesman. But who fucking cares? Gore had a full team of scientists double-checking and tripple-checking every tidbit of information given in the movie, not to mention that the vast bulk of the movie is backed up by hundreds of published scientific journal articles. The fact that the person standing in front of the camera, or the person in charge of getting funding for the film isn't a scientist isn't just irrelivant, it's a no-brainer.

      So, I'll re-itterate, the only reason why a scientist didn't make An Inconvenient Truth is because Carl Sagan is dead.

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    31. Re:Arbitrary? by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Actually they made a 0.02% error (0.2mm in 1m). See also the obligatory wikipedia link.

      Given the time, it was not so bad a result, although it could have been better because the lawmakers used provisional estimations from the measuring expedition because they were in a hurry for a result. Some things never change.

    32. Re:Arbitrary? by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      No real advantage besides using the same measurement units than all the other countries in the world, including Britain. Regarding Phoenix, I would have thought that either north-south avenues would visibly diverge or that these 1sq-mile square aren't really perfect. I mean if avenues run perfectly north-south then they must converge as they go towards the north pole. Therefore a square north of the city must be slightly shorter on its side than a corresponding square further south, right ?

    33. Re:Arbitrary? by dodongo · · Score: 1, Insightful
      What they ruled on was that it was a scientific theory with more than one side to the story and that "An Inconvenient Truth" was not a dispassionate, non-partisan, objective look at the science involved. They were also concerned that none of the producers and Al Gore were scientists, and that showing it in a class without context would be a disservice to students.


      Are teachers even allowed to teach anymore? And if they aren't teaching critical thought, we're all screwed, Gore film or no.

      Show the kids this film. Show them the best work we know of from people whose heads are up their asses, saying there is no such thing as global warming, global warming isn't bad, and / or it certainly isn't being caused by humans or human activities. Have them write a paper analyzing one or both arguments. Tada!

      There's a huge difference between presenting differing opinions and asking people to evaluate them versus indoctrinating kids with vanilla facts and expecting they'll somehow evolve the ability to think critically on their own. What a shitty policy. Unbiased does not mean good, and biased does not mean bad. But only if you know how to think about it, rather than assuming everything you hear in an instructional setting is designed for rote memorization.

      Throw those school board bums out.
    34. Re:Arbitrary? by hr+raattgift · · Score: 1

      When you consider how the metre (and the second) evolved as international standards, the choice of the current definition of metre makes a great deal of sense, and the definition of a second is a close approximation of a unit of solar time with hundreds (and possibly thousands) of years of legacy use.

      The second is the SI base unit of frequency. We have become very good at generating second-based frequencies with high accuracy (1 part in 1e-14 or less frequency uncertainty is achievable in labs, and 1e-09 is readily available with commercial frequency generators).

      The second is an old unit of time based on the Earth's rotation, and formalized in the 1600s through the development of mean time (rather than sundial time), not very long after the development of pendulum-based clocks (which were developed no later than 1657 based on late 15th century work by Galileo and later work by several others). In 1660 the Royal Society of London proposed replacing the yard with a metre defined as the length of a pendulum with a half-period of one second (which is a close approximation of the current metre).

      SI's initial proposed definition of the metre was exactly that, but was reject in favour of the very similar figure expected from a meridional survey, which expected to determine the length of 1e-07 the distance between the north pole and the equator of a meridian running through Paris. The latter standard was not so much nationalism (there were many non-French scientists involved directly and indirectly in the process, including Thomas Jefferson and several other famous Americans) as a question of repeatability in environments more adverse to pendulum clocks than to meridional measurements, like ships on the high seas, and the different expected measurements at different latitudes (993.83mm in Paris, 993.53mm at 45 North, 990.65mm at the Equator).

      However, as with the kilogram, the metre ended up evolving into a carefully maintained and carefully duplicated prototype instead of a length derived from readily repeatable observation or experimentation.

      The second, meanwhile, continued to be based on celestial observations, and almanacs became very good at enabling the prediction of ephemeris second frequencies.

      Optical interferometry as a way of recoupling the second and the metre developed from the 1890s onward, and by 1925 interferometry was in wide use as a means of easing the work of duplicating of the prototype metre. In the 1950s, interferometry using a specific wavelength as an outright replacement for the prototype metre became an agreed goal, and in 1960 the metre was redefined as 1 650 763.73 wavelengths of the orange-red emission line of 86Kr in vacuum. This still had uncertainty properties mainly associated with materials (the Krypton laser, for example, was considered "awkward"), but was easier than occasional direct comparison of national laboratory copies of the prototype metre, but nonetheless reestablished an association between frequency and length.

      The second's present definition arose from the discovery of and subsequent improvements in our understanding of the relationship between the ephemeris second (defined astronomically, and arrived at via astronomical observations of near and distant celestial objects) and the transition frequency of a 133Cs between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state when at 0 K and at rest with respect to the observer.

      (Such an ideally still atom would emit radiation at 9 192 631 770 Hz).

      133Cs clocks comprise tunable resonance cavity which feed microwaves at as close as practical to this frequency into 133Cs gas in a single initial electronic state. The tuning of the frequency is steered to maximize the detected state changes of 133Cs atoms leaked out of the cavity. This steering needs to take into account the various inputs which move the 133Cs atoms away from the at rest / 0K ideal, and ensemble effects. A series of PLLs and a high performance quartz oscillator are used to emit a signal at a desired

    35. Re:Arbitrary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There's an exception for time. The larger units of time aren't 10^x larger than the smallest one.
      Those crazy Babylonians and their radix-60 ways.
    36. Re:Arbitrary? by Eivind · · Score: 1
      That's not true, allthough it may be true for some relations.

      How many horsepower do you need to do 1 ftlbf of work in 1 second ? How many calories is that anyway ? And how does that work if you want to use inches, yards or miles rather than feet ?

      Yeah, I know it's possible. I'm just saying, it's not as simple as with a system designed from the ground up to be "compatible".

    37. Re:Arbitrary? by Basehart · · Score: 1

      On my way to meet a client this morning (and on the way back) I took a few moments to look at the signage and all I saw was "Seattle Post-Intelligencer" on the front and "It's In The P-I" on the revolving globe on the roof, same thing I've seen since I moved here several years ago.

      Where are the 2 giant "P"'s on the building that make it an iconic sign that everyone but me knows?

      BTW I'm posting this without KB so nobody has to waste any mod points.

  3. Hyperbole? by Gothmolly · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So you have 12 hours to work with, and you start off at 17 minutes to midnight? Seems like a case of hyperbole to me - in that scale, the world is ALWAYS about to blow up in a nuclear war, so it quickly loses its impact.

    It's like holding the stupid "threat level" at yellow or orange for a long amount of time, eventually people accept it and begin to ignore it.

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    1. Re:Hyperbole? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's kinda the point, when we have enough nukes floating around to blow up the planet several times over.

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    2. Re:Hyperbole? by noidentity · · Score: 1

      And then they throw climate in too:

      "the magazine cites 'worsening nuclear [and] climate threats.

      (unless they are referring to climate changes that cause social tension, that then causes nuclear war)

    3. Re:Hyperbole? by solevita · · Score: 2, Funny

      You Slashdotters are all the same; the only way to win against you guys is by not playing!

    4. Re:Hyperbole? by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's a metaphore to illustrate the danger posed by nuclear weapons. It is not supposed to be a "threat level"-o-meter, but basically an indicator of what changes are worth, that we're never gotten further than 17 minutes on the scale of 12 hours of shades of nuclear weapon danger since the clock was built.

      It's kind of like illustrating the age of the planet as 12 hours and the appearence of humanity and civilization as the last minute/second whatever...

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    5. Re:Hyperbole? by Andrew+Aguecheek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In TFA it does specifically state that "It uses the analogy of the human race being at a time that is a "few minutes to midnight," They have, at best, sixty minutes to work with, butin common parlance you tend to say "past" instead of "to" before half past the hour and so it could probably be argued that half past eleven would mean "no chance whatsoever," though they would most likely use eleven o'clock because they could symbolically move the hour hand.

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    6. Re:Hyperbole? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It's kind of like illustrating the age of the planet as 12 hours and the appearence of humanity and civilization as the last minute/second whatever...

      Except without any basis in mathematical fact or measured reality.

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    7. Re:Hyperbole? by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Please note, that I used the word metaphore. In this, the clock is similar to a work of art, it has meaning. It calls attention to an important issue by using a metaphore and you're asking where is the mathematical fact or measured reality in it?

      The problem it points to does have mathematical facts and is consistent with reality aka it exists. It is a mathematical facts that governments around the world have enough nukes that it can display all civilisation on earth and potentially wipe out the human race. It is a mathematical fact that more and more governments are capable of using nuclear weapons. It is part of reality that those who aquired nukes recently are not the sanest people around, like Kim Il - if we can believe the reports about the test they carried out which I'm not sure I do.

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    8. Re:Hyperbole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you have 12 hours to work with, and you start off at 17 minutes to midnight?

      It seems quite reasonable to me. You seem to be expecting them to start the measurement at yesterday, when they are starting the measurement much earlier. Compared with when humanity were figuring our fire and the wheel, the Doomsday Clock should be reflecting how close we are to disaster.

    9. Re:Hyperbole? by SilentOneNCW · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that movie was on recently.

    10. Re:Hyperbole? by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Come now, everyone knows we can't win if you don't play.
      It's like a lottery ticket, sure the odds are slim to none, but if you take a chance you might win.

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    11. Re:Hyperbole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, it hasn't happened.

    12. Re:Hyperbole? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Someone beat you to First Post again, right?

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    13. Re:Hyperbole? by MindKata · · Score: 1

      Ahh but if they add a second hand that well solve everything. Then we can all sleep soundly knowing there are 420 seconds spare to play with. So we won't have to worry so much about all the extra nukes they can fit into so many spare seconds.

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    14. Re:Hyperbole? by topham · · Score: 1


      If people had known about a few of the instances where it was up to an individual whether we would have a nuclear holocaust the clock would have been sitting at 1 minute to midnight.

      And if you want the truth, it wasn't hyperbole.

      If you search Slashdots own archive you will find out that the passcodes required to trigger a launch were preset at default values which allowed them to be basically bypassed, and an instance where the Soviets were confused enough that someone could have signaled there were incoming missiles.

      But you can go back to your world and sit there watching cartoons and pretending everybody loves everyone else and that we don't have the capability to destroy all life on earth.

    15. Re:Hyperbole? by malsdavis · · Score: 1

      The clock implies that for 53 years now we have been "minutes away from total world destruction". To me that's not metaphorical, it's plain exaggeration. Why 7 minutes? Why not 7 seconds? The entire system is without any scientific basis yet it is presented with precise and fluctuating figures as if it was based on real research.

      It's this sort of crap that scares the idiot majority into supporting wars "in the name of peace" (as all wars always are) in the first place.

    16. Re:Hyperbole? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      But you can go back to your world and sit there watching cartoons and pretending everybody loves everyone else and that we don't have the capability to destroy all life on earth.

      No thanks, Nancy Pelosi is already taking care of that.

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    17. Re:Hyperbole? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please note, that I used the word metaphore. In this, the clock is similar to a work of art, it has meaning. It might be metaphor, but since it's scientists setting the time on a clock without any mathematical basis, it also counts as hyperbole, FUD, and propaganda. They are using the trappings of science to make hay out of their personal political beliefs.
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    18. Re:Hyperbole? by gsn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That most people live their daily lives blissfully ignorant of the dangers of nuclear weapons is entirely irrelevant. I don't think most people have a sense of scale for what a nuclear weapon can do. Therefore, the risk of a nuclear war is meaningless to them. Worse, I've heard and met some people who believe it won't be any worse than a conventional war, and are quite happy saying nuke Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, and while you are at it, N. Korea. Sure most people ignore risks and only react after something happens. The trouble with a doomsday scale nuclear war is there isn't an after. Perhaps if you kept that in mind it wouldn't lose so much of its impact.

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    19. Re:Hyperbole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No thanks, Nancy Pelosi is already taking care of that.

      No doubt. Enact San Fran Freako socialist policies ASAP! It's what the voters must want! Not like you were elected with votes purely against Bush!

      Damn megalomaniacal bimbo.

    20. Re:Hyperbole? by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      Indeed. Given that the Doomsday Clock was a measure of the supposed threat of nuclear war, you have to wonder what the word "climate threat" is doing in there (unless they're talking about the threat to the climate caused by the nuclear exchange, heheheh, but I doubt it).

    21. Re:Hyperbole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - Hey man, I just learnt we are 420 seconds till Doomsday...
      - 420 ? Dude, we gotta light another !
      - Nah, I'm so stoned man, one more and I would be so nuked.

    22. Re:Hyperbole? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      the world is ALWAYS about to blow up in a nuclear war, so it quickly loses its impact.

      It is. It takes considerably less time than fifteen minutes for any military capable of building an maintaining an ICBM to point it at today's foe and fire. If, say, Osama Bin Laden has set up a broadcast tower in Kabul and, alongside the Taliban, took full responsibility for 9/11 as it happened, he might have been atomized before the broadcast was over.

    23. Re:Hyperbole? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Might, just guessing, have something to do with increased geopolitical tension from climate change. Things such as water shortages, etc, which could lead to increased hostilities, especially since some of the areas effected the most are already shaky and unstable, like the Middle east. The middle east shares two rivers, and we all can see how stable they are, and this counts two potentially two nuclear powers, Israel and Iran.

      Again I have no idea.

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    24. Re:Hyperbole? by pravuil · · Score: 1

      Huh, you said something about oranges?

    25. Re:Hyperbole? by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

      The danger posted by nuclear weapons is a political belief? Interesting...

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    26. Re:Hyperbole? by Ernesto+Alvarez · · Score: 1

      Those people that keep saying "Nuke North Korea" or "Nuke Iran" aren't ignorant of the effects of a nuclear explosion (even if they don't know about most issues, they sure know it's a hell of a big explosion). They keep saying that because they live safely in the US, and they know North Korean or Iranian nukes can't reach them.

      They would change their tune as soon as nuking NK/IR meant the US gets nuked in return (because a nuke might land in their backyard, not that the assholes care about a far away city).

    27. Re:Hyperbole? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      I don't actually disagree with you, it's just that this is nothing like "illustrating the age of the planet as 12 hours" because "illustrating the age of the planet as 12 hours" involves taking known quantified facts and reducing them by mathematical proportion to more understandable amounts, whereas the doomsday clock is, as you point out, a "metaphore" (sic).

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    28. Re:Hyperbole? by yoprst · · Score: 1

      Most people are also blissfully ignorant about the size of the Earth and half-life of isotopes created as a result of nuclear explosions(military boys ignore cobalt bombs - they're bent on blasting missile silos), so not only a great deal of people will survive and return to they normal life after a few months, but also most of the weirdos who build fallout shelters for themselves will survive.
      No, I'm not one of them. Reasons for that were covered in recent articles about procrastination :)

    29. Re:Hyperbole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, you're right. For no reason, I apologize for our slashdot companions. My feeling is, JUST STOP FUCKING SHIT UP. It seems like if we worked toward that, everything would be okay.

    30. Re:Hyperbole? by MrNixon · · Score: 1

      I think that's a bit of an exaggeration. With that kind of instant, pinpoint, transglobal accuracy, the military could do a lot of really cool things that we're simply not seeing right now. Never mind the time in transit of an ICBM, or the time that it takes to move an order such as that through the chain of command..

      What causes you to make this claim?

    31. Re:Hyperbole? by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The point is that it's a bunch of activist scientists changing the purpose of the clock so they can continue to opin on the political situation of the planet. What that has to do with science (other than political science) is beyond me.

    32. Re:Hyperbole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say it's more a reflection of the fear of imminent death that the creators felt at the time it was envisioned.

  4. I know this one by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jack Bauer will disarm the russian ICBM 10^-23 second before it detonates, so we haven't got anything to worry about!

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    1. Re:I know this one by chanrobi · · Score: 1

      I'd really like to see him disable the 7800 warheads Russia is rumoured to have all at the same time. http://www.thebulletin.org/article_nn.php?art_ofn= ja04norris

    2. Re:I know this one by JamesTRexx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, if he can't, I'm sure Chuck Norris has a few spare Roundhouse kicks around.

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    3. Re:I know this one by EtherealStrife · · Score: 1
      Ah, but all he has to do is disable the command structure. So a bullet to some Russian's head, or an elaborate scheme to infiltrate the elite nuclear command facility where a virus (which Chloe managed to write in 2-3 minutes) disables all of the nuclear warheads and their launch facilities. Oh, and a few bullets to the head along the way.

      If that fails, we still have seven days for Frank Parker to sober up and do his thing.

    4. Re:I know this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well.. no, he doesn't save the day every time, in season 6 a nuclear bomb does explode in los angeles, episode 4. Jack is half-way across town, struggling with his decision to shoot and kill Curtis (black guy from CTU.) You can download the first four episodes of the new season from your local torrent site.

      Oh, btw, this comment contains spoilers. so you may not want to read it.

    5. Re:I know this one by flanktwo · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention Chuck, brother of Robert who co-wrote that article.

    6. Re:I know this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "in season 6 a nuclear bomb does explode in los angeles..."

      And nothing of value was lost.

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  5. strike 12 already... by 10100111001 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sick of waiting for the return of my deity.

    1. Re:strike 12 already... by Matt+Edd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey! Some of us don't have a deity so keep it down.

    2. Re:strike 12 already... by HappySqurriel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know ...

      Lately I've been looking into the history of man kind and it seems like at any point in time people were certain that the end of the world was only a generation or two away.

      I think it is about time everyone started to ignore anyone who claimed the world was about to end and listened to more rational voices.

    3. Re:strike 12 already... by lessthan · · Score: 1
      The decision to move the minute hand is made by the Bulletin's Board of Directors in consultation with its Board of Sponsors, which includes 18 Nobel Laureates.

      The problem is that they are the rational voices in this issue. Makes you feel like playing on a volcano's rim, doesn't it?

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    4. Re:strike 12 already... by Kingrames · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:strike 12 already... by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

      But it is slightly different when the world's effectively rigged up to blow at the touch of a button or two.

      Even though the 'traditional' war threats are not present today it doesn't mean that part of our history is resolved and put away. Personally I'm not particularly worried about nuclear weapons, bigger threats I see in biowarfare and climate change.

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    6. Re:strike 12 already... by Dersaidin · · Score: 1

      Maybe your deity will save you like G-Man at the end of HL2.

    7. Re:strike 12 already... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      But Santa came by less than a month ago!

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    8. Re:strike 12 already... by Kuvter · · Score: 1

      Better start cramming for the finals.

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    9. Re:strike 12 already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're waiting for Zarquon, you'll have to wait much longer than the destruction of the Earth!

    10. Re:strike 12 already... by jo42 · · Score: 1

      The solution to this problem is to take those that are taking us down this path behind the barn and kick the crap out them. Then drop them all on some small island in the ocean to fight it out amongst themselves.

    11. Re:strike 12 already... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Lately I've been looking into the history of man kind and it seems like at any point in time people were certain that the end of the world was only a generation or two away.

      While it's true that someone has always been around to claim that some supernatural force was going to destroy the world real soon now, it's only since we had a very large amount of nukes that we could actually cause it.

      Believing that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is going to destroy the world doesn't get you far. Having 10,000 bombs in the megaton range just might.

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  6. It's Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every head of state since 1945 has at one time or another said that we need to get rid of these things and it still hasn't happened.

    We need to revive the nuclear disarmament movement. Seriously.

    1. Re:It's Time by zarthrag · · Score: 1

      Quite the opposite, according to politicians - it seems. Just about anyone can have a nuclear program now, we'll only pick on the ones we don't want to have one. "If N. Korea can pull it off, so can you."

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    2. Re:It's Time by Reverend528 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I have to disagree. Empirical evidence would suggest that Mutually Assured Destruction is a highly effective means of preventing nuclear war.

      If anything, everyone should have more nukes.

    3. Re:It's Time by alshithead · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that it would be ideal to get rid of nuclear armaments across the board. What do you think we (US, UN, everyone) should do about North Korea, Iran, India, Pakistan, and even Israel? Of course, we can guarantee that the US, China, and Russia won't get rid of theirs until everyone else does. Even then, they might decide that they are the only ones that should keep them...just in case.

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    4. Re:It's Time by Atomic6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're forgetting about the people that either: believe their god will save them from destruction; or just plain don't care if they die. Terrorist and insane heads of states (Ahmadinejad?), for example.

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    5. Re:It's Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the US will build a few more ... just in case

    6. Re:It's Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How is Bush's doctorine of "preemptive" "defense" any different from a mad man?

      Preemption is not a defense, it is an OFFENSE, pure and simple. They are the agressor.

    7. Re:It's Time by EtherealStrife · · Score: 1
      insane heads of states

      Atomic6 already covered that.

    8. Re:It's Time by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I doubt they really believe it but they know it makes for good propaganda to control people. If they were stupid they wouldn't be in a leading position for long.

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    9. Re:It's Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, don't knock it. Pre-emptive defense if the very foundation of the secret Welsh art of LLAP-GOCH.

    10. Re:It's Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MAD, while effective during the Cold War, was inherently based on a two-power system.

      As long as it was (effectively) the US and the USSR, MAD had advantages. If you read Nixon, you'll get an idea for the balancing act he pulled to convince the Soviets he was crazy enough to launch and the American people that he was sane enough to elect.

      Once it's no longer a two power system, MAD no longer applies. Yes, we can reduce any given nation on Earth to a glass parking lot. They know that, and moderate their actions so that the American public and Congress don't froth and demand it. That's it. Our nukes ensure only that no one pisses us off egregriously enough to make us nuke them; our conventional forces are enough to handle THAT job.

      At the height of the Cold War, it was different. One could actually gain diplomatic leverage based on the concept of MAD. Good luck with that now. "Oh yeah, well, uh, we'll, uh, nuke... you?"

      And it was better than the alternative... counterforce. Look into it, and have your blood appropriately chilled.

    11. Re:It's Time by Atomic6 · · Score: 1

      People can believe in anything and still be clever enough to obtain a position of power. Hitler is a great example; his beliefs were stupid, crazy and completely incorrect, yet he was still incredible at manipulating the masses to further his own ambition.

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  7. Re:News For Nerds??!! by Rhesusmonkey · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Kinda seems like /.'s becoming a slow motion Threat Down lately doesn't it? A bit of mindless fear mongering here, a touch of wry comedy there, end result: same either way.

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  8. Preemption by ewg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some superpower or another needs to preemptively attack and destroy this doomsday clock before it hurts someone.

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    1. Re:Preemption by Pseudonym · · Score: 4, Funny

      All right. I guess I can spare one and still be feared.

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    2. Re:Preemption by +PhilipMarlowe9000 · · Score: 1

      Maybe Skynet will oblige you! If the Pentagon has flying drones and software that listens in on every call in America, then they must have killer AI programs!

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  9. Iron Maiden! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Suddenly I realize where the song title comes from.

    1. Re:Iron Maiden! by filtur · · Score: 1

      Suddenly I realize where the song title comes from.

      haha that's the first thing I though of. We're not really in trouble till its 2 minutes to midnight.

    2. Re:Iron Maiden! by autophile · · Score: 1

      Suddenly I realize where the song title comes from.

      Well, better late than never.

      There's a joke in there somewhere...

      --Rob

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    3. Re:Iron Maiden! by TheUnknownOne · · Score: 1

      First thing I thought of as well... This has been happening quite a bit recently, with Montsegur and the History Channel and now Two Minutes to Midnight...

    4. Re:Iron Maiden! by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      Seconded. I started singing the song to myself when I read this. That's one of the cool things about Iron Maiden, their songs are chockful of little tidbits like that.

  10. DST? by aztec+rain+god · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wouldn't this be a good reason to get rid of daylight savings time?

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  11. Not Climate Threats directly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    new pressure from climate change for expanded civilian nuclear power that could increase proliferation risks.

    These guys are not claiming doomsday from climate change.

    And despite the increase of proliferation and individual threats, the global doomsday we legitimately feared in the 80's is long gone.

    I think proliferation in the Middle East will bring some long needed maturity to those ridiculous tribal governments or be self-limiting. Bad for some cities, but not global conflict. India-Pakistan nukes may have even calmed that situation. Mutual destruction pacts might actually work.

    1. Re:Not Climate Threats directly by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mutually Assured Destruction works if both people in control of the Big Red Button are semi-sane, understand the consequences of pushing that button and are interested in self-preservation, or at least the preservation of a good chunk of their people.

      However, I can say without a doubt that there are plenty of people who do not have any of these characteristics, including Americans. MAD is far too unstable a concept to be institutionalized. I'd much rather have no nukes than be the only one to have them. It simply won't stay in the latter state for very long.

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    2. Re:Not Climate Threats directly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If everyone from your 95 year old grandma to your 6 year old son (and his dog too!) carry loaded m4s whenever they go out, will the murder count decrease?

      Don't get me wrong, I agree with you. MAD can potentially work...until one individual decides to take the risk.

    3. Re:Not Climate Threats directly by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

      I think proliferation in the Middle East will bring some long needed maturity to those ridiculous tribal governments or be self-limiting. Bad for some cities, but not global conflict. India-Pakistan nukes may have even calmed that situation. Mutual destruction pacts might actually work.

      The assumption is that a huge amount of power (i.e. the power to destroy the world) will make people behave in a more rational manner. First of all, that's a pretty big risk to take. The super powers that have nuclear capabilities now are known quantities. If a country from the middle east obtains nuclear weapons, they are an unknown quantity. Also, there are many cases where huge amounts of power do not make people behave in a rational manner. Take a look at Pol Pot in Vietnam. He had full control over the lives of many of the citizens of Vietnam and yet he killed millions of them. Or, look at Hitler. He has a lot of power and chose to use it to 'purify' the world. This is similar to the middle eastern philosophy of Islam. They want an Islamic world full of Islamic governments. They are willing to kill those that don't join them. I think it's a pretty big risk to allow new governments to obtain nuclear weapons...In particular, governments that have Islamic laws in place.

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    4. Re:Not Climate Threats directly by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Take a look at Pol Pot in Vietnam. He had full control over the lives of many of the citizens of Vietnam and yet he killed millions of them.

      I think the Cambodians would be very surprised to learn that Pol Pot killed a bunch of Vietnamese too.

      Seriously, if you're going to use historical analogies to bolster your arguments, you should at least try to get the elementary facts right.

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    5. Re:Not Climate Threats directly by halivar · · Score: 1

      However, I can say without a doubt that there are plenty of people who do not have any of these characteristics, including Americans.

      People have been saying this for 40-odd years. Having successfully concluded a nuclear-armed cold war, this statement sounds like a stale cliché. MAD worked fine, and we and the Soviets turned out not to be the raging psychopaths everyone thought we were.

    6. Re:Not Climate Threats directly by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Mmhh.... let me rephrase that for clarity.

      However, I can say without a doubt that there are plenty of people who do not have any of these characteristics, including many Americans.

      There, better.

      Yes, Kennedy and Khrushchev did very well not to go down the hardline path. But we won't get lucky every time.

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    7. Re:Not Climate Threats directly by fritsd · · Score: 1

      You call 40 years long? Do you think M.A.D equilibrium will hold for the next, oh say 3000 years, giving us time to spread and adapt and not depend on 1 planet anymore?
      When's the first space elevator ready, I want a ticket.

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    8. Re:Not Climate Threats directly by thealsir · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

      With more kooks in control of nukes, the higher the chance of someone pushing the red button.

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    9. Re:Not Climate Threats directly by halivar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suppose one president is luck; but nine presidents is a pattern. We had national leaders that ranged from right-wing TFH's to bleeding heart liberals, and nine out of nine presidents (including Reagan, ridiculed in his own time for being a nuke-loving war-monger ["Land of Confusion", I loved that video]) did not press the button. Ditto for the Soviet Union. I don't believe the relative calm of the Cold War was a fluke; MAD was a diplomatic strategy designed to give us an excuse not to go to war in circumstances where war would otherwise be inevitable (or even as many post-WW2 military figures argued, necessary).

      I think the world is less safe, now that no one is looking down the long barrel of an ICBM. There is now less inhibition to starting war, and fewer repercussions.

    10. Re:Not Climate Threats directly by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

      Ok, yes I meant Cambodia. The point is the same though.

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    11. Re:Not Climate Threats directly by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Ummm - have you read some of the White House transcripts from during the missile crisis? Do you have any idea exactly how close we were to nuclear war? In retrospect, I'd say we were about 15 seconds away from nuclear war, rather than 2 minutes.

      I'll give that the American presidents were nicely restrained in their use of nukes. So were the Russians. But we had a very, very close call. There were more very, very close calls - some based on real data, some based on faulty data. MAD is not a stable system for providing stability, it is russian roulette. Most sane people opt out of it. A few play it. With predictable consequences.

      Remember - all it takes is one person to start a near-global nuclear war. How often do you want to roll the dice for it?

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    12. Re:Not Climate Threats directly by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      These guys are not claiming doomsday from climate change.

      No, they're not. They're saying that as concern about climate change grows, governments will run to nuclear power, which has its own inherent risks with regard to nuclear proliferation (see: the current hoohah over Iran). Do keep up.

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    13. Re:Not Climate Threats directly by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      I think proliferation in the Middle East will bring some long needed maturity to those ridiculous tribal governments or be self-limiting.

      Hallelujah. I'm getting kind of tired of hearing the whole world and their momma condemning Iran for trying to have nukes. As simplistic as it might sound, having nukes equals peace. With quite some ICBM's, you can make sure that the USA or Russian or anyone else will never invade you. It's sad that scientists who participated to the Manhattan project felt that bad about their invention due to its earliest uses, when now it guarantees peace to many nations (well it guarantees at least no war on your soil, because then some countries go around the world to look for trouble)

      Which reminds me how silly it was to claim to invade Iraq because they had WMD's. No one in his right mind will invade a country with actual WMD's by fear of being WMDed.

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    14. Re:Not Climate Threats directly by mdsolar · · Score: 1

      Actually, and India-Pakistan conflict would raise enough
      soot into the atmosphere to cool the surface for several
      years.

      Shortened growing seasons would likely lead to famine, especially
      now that world grain reserves are quite low.

  12. CST? Uhoh... by benhocking · · Score: 4, Funny

    That means those of us on Eastern Standard Time have already experienced Doomsday. (Psst, Central folk, his name is..., nah, let them experience it, too.)

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    1. Re:CST? Uhoh... by buckeyeguy · · Score: 1

      It's all the Iranians fault, rattling that nuclear saber, and yet their time zone is a half-hour off of the standard one-hour timezone boundaries. So does their clock read 11:23pm, or 12:23am? And do they care?

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    2. Re:CST? Uhoh... by dryeo · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean they are a bunch of Newfies?
      (For those who don't know Newfoundland is in a half hour timezone and on Canadian TV shows are always advertized as starting 1/2 hour later in Newfoundland. And of course the Newfies are just weird so are the butt of many a joke)

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  13. Related to troop increase in Iraq? by Sargeant+Slaughter · · Score: 3, Informative

    I was listening to an interesting radio show out here in San Diego yesterday (The Dangerous Dick and Scibba show) and they were talking about the 20K troop increase as a way to get ready to go into Iran (a nuclear power). People were guessing that Bush/Cheney/and company want to try and neutralize the Iranian threat before leaving office. Me thinks this might be related...

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    1. Re:Related to troop increase in Iraq? by twiddlingbits · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dangerous Dick indeed, as he has very little brain...20K troops isn't enought to do anything, it's really just more to stablize the Baghdad area and maybe do some border patrol. Plus it is mostly reservists and National Guard which are NOT the top troops to use in any "invasion". There is just as much crap coming in from Syria as Iraq but no one ever mentions "invading" them. Anything that is being done now by the US in Iran is likely a black operation run by the CIA and you'll never hear about until 20 yrs later. Iran is NOT a nuclear power..they DO NOT have "The Bomb". If Israel has anything to say about it they never will.

    2. Re:Related to troop increase in Iraq? by ChameleonDave · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Iran is not a nuclear power. It does not even have nuclear power stations. The threat to the world derives from US politicians presenting such countries as a menace in order to be able to launch aggressive wars.

    3. Re:Related to troop increase in Iraq? by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      The threat starts with EU businesses with no ethics selling parts and plans for nuclear reactors to extremist nations in the name of profit. I'm certainly not against profit but there has to be some things that are just wrong to do for money. When someone sponsors those who say they hate you and have the goal of seeing your nation wiped out you have to take seriously the fact that nuclear weapons are one of the best ways to accomplish that goal. Or are you a supporter of state sponsored Terrorism as long as it is against the "agressors" of the United States?

    4. Re:Related to troop increase in Iraq? by dbIII · · Score: 2, Interesting
      and they were talking about the 20K troop increase as a way to get ready to go into Iran

      Can't control things in Iraq and Afganistan so start a new war? Somebody shut Kissenger up or stop people listening to that corrupt old idiot - this didn't work last time either.

      I hope the new winds of change don't just turn into a draft.

    5. Re:Related to troop increase in Iraq? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't control things in Iraq and Afganistan so start a new war?

      It certainly looks like so, unfortunately. They're stepping up rhetoric. The arresting of the Iranian diplomats was pretty rough. The US troops almost engaged with Kurdish security forces in the process.

      You need only a some kind of border incident, retaliation and counter-retaliation and you are in a war with Iran. No need to consult the Congress.

      That could easily escalate into regional conflight. The whole region between Israel and Pakistan could flame up. That would lead to huge number of casualties and wreck our economies.

      Somebody shut Kissenger up or stop people listening to that corrupt old idiot - this didn't work last time either.

      Good idea. It however doesn't look like he's behind this--Bush &co. are following William Kristol's "advice" (he is one of the leading neocons and staunch supporter of a regional war).

      According to Seymour Hersh, Bush & Cheney were actually dead serious about using nukes against Iran's nuclear facilities. Fortunately the Joint Chiefs of Staff had enough sense to make them scrub the plan. Now it appears that Israel is planning a similar strike.

      Hard to believe they could be that mad, though. "Pre-emptive" nuclear strike would mean that everyone would start to build their own for deterrence.

      I hope the new winds of change don't just turn into a draft.

      The supply lines to Baghdad go through southern Iraq--the heart area of Shi'ites. Now imagine that the war starts and the Shi'ites turn against the American (and other) troops. In addition to Sunni resistance, you would have to fight against Shi'ites, who are much more numerous. And now Iran could help them in earnest. You could run out of fuel and other supplies really quickly. Iraqi government nor police could help you, since they're mostly pro-Iranians. The worst-case scenario would mean that you could lose the army.

      So, isn't it an appropriate time to move the clock ahead?

    6. Re:Related to troop increase in Iraq? by ChameleonDave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The threat starts with EU businesses with no ethics selling parts and plans for nuclear reactors to extremist nations in the name of profit.

      So EU companies have been selling power station parts and plans to the USA? I hadn't heard of that. I don't see how it increases America's threat to world peace.

      When someone sponsors those who say they hate you and have the goal of seeing your nation wiped out you have to take seriously the fact that nuclear weapons are one of the best ways to accomplish that goal. I suppose so. By "take seriously" you mean "invade", right? In that case you are arguing for many countries to invade the US.

      Or are you a supporter of state sponsored Terrorism as long as it is against the "agressors" of the United States?

      Terrorism? I suppose you mean guerrilla warfare. Yeah, it's a good thing when waged against an aggressor; in that case it is called resistance. For example, if the USA's neighbours invaded, all the gun-nuts would join resistance militias and I'd support them in that. In the same way, I approve of the French resistance during the Nazi occupation, and the current Iraqi resistance against US occupation. Indian resistance against the British empire is another one I admire, in particular their pacifist resistance, though armed Indian resistance fighters were also heroes.

      I don't really see the significance of the "state-sponsored" part. The French resistance was largely based in London, but I don't see that as affecting their legitimacy positively or negatively.

    7. Re:Related to troop increase in Iraq? by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      What an idiot..You knew damn well what I meant. I don't have time for such childish discussions. You can't argue facts so you try to twist the context. Nice try, thanks for playing, collect your coat at the door.

    8. Re:Related to troop increase in Iraq? by ChameleonDave · · Score: 1

      I replied to what you said.

    9. Re:Related to troop increase in Iraq? by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      It's quite possible, look into NSPD 35.

      http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=nspd+35+nu clear+weapon+deployment&btnG=Search&meta=

      Not sure what to beleive myself.

    10. Re:Related to troop increase in Iraq? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations. You are a *retard*. Don't you *read* what you write?

      You speak of "state sponsored Terrorism"!!! There is NO such thing. It is a catch phrase so polarize opinions against someone. Pure propaganda.

      When US sent their CIA trained and sponsored militias as part of the Bay of Pigs in Cuba, what was that? By your definition, it would be "state sponsored Terrorism". By normal world, it was a failed coup attempt and a method of getting operatives into Cuba. Well, I guess you could call them "Terrorist" these days. Oh, and how about US support for bin Laden against the Soviet?

      When a state sponsors counter-government forces outside its area, it is NOT "state sponsored Terrorism". It is plain and simple a declaration of war. US did it (see Cuba, Chile) and even use their own troops sometimes to take out "unfriendly" democratically elected governments to instate their own totalitarian regimes (Chile, Granada to name the few).

      So, what is North Korea doing? Definately NOT "state sponsored Terrorism" (NK doesn't give a rats ass about anyone else than their "glorious leader"). Iran? They are supporting Hesbolah and Hamas - "terrorist" organizations by Israels standards but "resistance fighters" by the local population. So is Iran a sponsoring "state Terrorism"? Not anymore than Israel or US is, although they call it "targeted killings".

      "state sponsored Terrorism" is a useless Bush catchphrase like 'stay the course' or 'until the job is done'. "state sponsored Terrorism" is nothing more than supporting "friendly" (at a time) guerrilla fighters in hope of increasing your own sphere of influence. The only difference is if we do it, it is called "supporting our friends". If they do it, it is called "state sponsored Terrorism". Got it now?

    11. Re:Related to troop increase in Iraq? by Sargeant+Slaughter · · Score: 1

      Iran is not a nuclear power. It does not even have nuclear power stations. The threat to the world derives from US politicians presenting such countries as a menace in order to be able to launch aggressive wars.

      http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/iran/nuke. htm

      Iran might have a bomb right now, and will have a bomb by the end of the year. They had nuclear power in the 70s but the two plants were shut down; they probably have a few plants now.

      Iran will be the only country in the ME besides Israel that have nukes.

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  14. In Metric Please? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to know what the doomsday clock is set to in Metric.

    1. Re:In Metric Please? by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      80 past 2 on April 47th, of course!

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  15. Be prepared! Read and print... by paj1234 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Now is a good time to read and print...

    The good news about nuclear destruction
    http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=516 48

    What to do if a nuclear disaster is imminent!
    http://www.ki4u.com/guide.htm

    1. Re:Be prepared! Read and print... by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

      It bears mentioning that potassium iodide tablets provide protection only against iodine isotopes, which I believe are far more likely to show up in a dirty bomb (one made from medical materials, especially) than in the fallout of a nuclear explosion (and I don't think that iodine would be the main concern in that fallout).

    2. Re:Be prepared! Read and print... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone else pointed out, nuclear bombs don't make radioactive iodine.

      I wonder what the worldnetdaily writer was thinking though. Decades ago, we vaporised entire islands. If a city were to be hit with a modern nuclear bomb, roughly 1-2 square miles will disappear instantly, followed by another 2-3 miles beyond that range incinerated by roughly thousand degree heat. The next mile or so of radius will become a vacuum as the heat sucks air inwards and upwards. If you're in this range and not tied down, you'll be sucked in and incinerated (at least your ashes will get to snow down on everyone just like you always wanted. If you are tied down, you'll probably suffocate, assuming that the shockwave didn't rupture most of your organs. The double whammy of the expanding shockwave and hurricane-force winds will likely pulverize most buildings for the next 2-3 miles. Everyone else lives, more or less, though the 99% lethal radiation being gone in a few days is something of an amusing joke, given that residents of Hiroshima and Nagasaki still had the highest incidence of liver cancer in the world by the late 1980's. I guess if your skin doesn't slough off the instant you step outside, it's not "lethal".

      Of course, whatever a terrorist manages to put together out of watch dials and smoke detectors probably won't come anywhere near that. Good thing that we're not pissing off any real countries with the resources to make real bombs, right?

    3. Re:Be prepared! Read and print... by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Now is a good time to read and print...

      The good news about nuclear destruction
      http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=516 48

      What to do if a nuclear disaster is imminent!
      http://www.ki4u.com/guide.htm


      Don't forget to duck and cover.... this keeps you safe from a nuclear blast.

      http://www.archive.org/stream/DuckandC1951/Duckand C1951_64kb.mp4

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  16. Just what we need here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More pseudo-science.

  17. Flawed model by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1

    Clocks don't run backwards. That's the whole point, fundamental to everything time means to us - it marches forward, until one day death takes us.

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    1. Re:Flawed model by bmgoau · · Score: 1

      It's Symbolic man. Try not to read into it to much.

    2. Re:Flawed model by flokati · · Score: 1
      Clocks don't run backwards.
      I think that's a good point. The model should be something that measures the degree of something... like a thermometer. 100 C is destruction by nuclear war. What's the Doomsday temperature today? Maybe 99.7 C. Of course, this method would have a baseline, maybe 0 C. Would 0 C mean no threat? I guess it was 0 C up until nuclear bombs were invented. How would that be represented using time? Yesterday? The big bang? I've got to stop typing.
    3. Re:Flawed model by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1

      But I can't sleep!!!

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  18. One Bomb is Not "Doomsday" by timeOday · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A nuke or two going off in the US would be terrible. But let's be glad we don't face annihilation today like we did during the cold war. Think about it, at the time there was a real risk of humanity being set back a thousand years, or according to some theories even disappearing. Terrorism is nothing next to that. They have nothing like the numbers of weapons or delivery systems to do what we or the Russians could do. India and Pakistan doesn't have them, and N. Korea doesn't have them. People just aren't comfortable without a certain amount of upset, and they enlarge or shrink whatever troubles they face to fill that void.

    1. Re:One Bomb is Not "Doomsday" by marx · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The reason the clock is moved forward now is most likely the USA, not "the Russians". In today's world, America is the Soviet Union.

    2. Re:One Bomb is Not "Doomsday" by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1
      People just aren't comfortable without a certain amount of upset, and they enlarge or shrink whatever troubles they face to fill that void.
      Also called progress...
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    3. Re:One Bomb is Not "Doomsday" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny


      Strangelove: I would not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens. It would be quite easy...heh, heh...(He rolls his wheelchair forward into the light.) at the bottom of ah...some of our deeper mineshafts. Radioactivity would never penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep, and in a matter of weeks, sufficient improvements in drilling space could easily be provided.

      President: How long would you have to stay down there?

      Strangelove: ...I would think that uh, possibly uh...one hundred years...It would not be difficult Mein Fuehrer! Nuclear reactors could, heh...I'm sorry, Mr. President. Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the available mine sites in the country, but I would guess that dwelling space for several hundred thousands of our people could easily be provided.

      President: Well, I, I would hate to have to decide...who stays up and...who goes down.

      Strangelove: Well, that would not be necessary, Mr. President. It could easily be accomplished with a computer. And a computer could be set and programmed to accept factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross-section of necessary skills. Of course, it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition.

      Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh? There would be much time, and little to do. Ha, ha. But ah, with the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their way back to the present Gross National Product within say, twenty years. ... (later) ...

      General Buck Turgidson: (judiciously) You mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Wouldn't that necessitate abandoning the so-called monogamous form of sexual relation ship?

      Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to perform prodigious service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics, which will have to be of a highly stimulating order.

    4. Re:One Bomb is Not "Doomsday" by ozbird · · Score: 1

      A nuke or two going off in the US would be terrible. But let's be glad we don't face annihilation today like we did during the cold war.

      Unless they were US nukes, I fully expect Dubya to launch retaliatory strikes against the Axis of Evil, or whomever he believes was responsible. Just because the Cold War is "over" doesn't mean that those with their fingers on the button will be any more rational than before.

    5. Re:One Bomb is Not "Doomsday" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A nuke or two going off in the US would be terrible. But let's be glad we don't face annihilation today like we did during the cold war.

      In the last few weeks Russia extorted Europe by threatening to cut off energy supplies. There is quite a bit of unease that the primary gas supplier to Europe is being run like a crime syndicate.

      Russia and Iran are very close allies. They would not tolerate an American offensive in that country.

      China also has nukes, lots of them in fact. Our relationship with them is friendly but strained but there are numerous ways it could go south quickly.

      And meanwhile all three countries still have hundreds of missles pointed at each other's cities. Missles and guidance/detection systems that are generally 80's tech, and may or may not be properly maintained and updated. Remember the times we've some closest to nuclear annihilation has not been a military standoff, but by computer error.

      The situation certainly is not the same as it was during the height of the cold war but we're far from being out of the woods. A full-scale nuclear exchange is still very possible.

    6. Re:One Bomb is Not "Doomsday" by nirvash · · Score: 1

      Last time i checked those thousands of nukes that EUA and russia have are still there, all we need is someone to push a red button to blow the world.

    7. Re:One Bomb is Not "Doomsday" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      timeOday wrote:
      >
      > A nuke or two going off in the US would be terrible. But let's be glad we don't face annihilation today like we did during the cold war.

      "People assume when the Cold War was over ... nuclear weapons went away. They have not... There's only one thing that can destroy the United States of America as we know it today ... and that's those Russian nuclear warheads."

    8. Re:One Bomb is Not "Doomsday" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Russia and Iran are very close allies. They would not tolerate an American offensive in that country.


      I do not know where people get this. Russia will sit down and shut the fuck up, because if they pony up nuclear support for Iran the Chechens will find themselves awash in complimentary nuclear warheads. We can play that game too. While we're at it why don't we give some to the Kurds, help the Chinese improve their warhead designs (should be easy since it's our stuff anyway) and maybe give the Israelis a couple of Trident equipped nuclear subs.
    9. Re:One Bomb is Not "Doomsday" by niktemadur · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But let's be glad we don't face annihilation today like we did during the cold war. Think about it, at the time there was a real risk of humanity being set back a thousand years, or according to some theories even disappearing.

      Two words for you, sir: Vassily Arkhipov.

      This man, a commissioned officer in the soviet navy, was aboard a soviet submarine making it's way to the naval blockade imposed upon Cuba by the United States in October of 1963. Unknown to the Kennedy government, the Kremlin had authorized soviet submarines to fire nuclear weapons at will, as long as the three main officers concurred unanimously.

      For a period of aproximately 24 hours, this particular soviet submarine was subjected to a barrage of depth charges. The level of tension was beyond the breaking point, they were running out of oxygen and the temperature was running at about 125 degrees farenheit, so the captain basically said "fuck it, we're at war, we have to launch". The other officer concurred, but Vassily Arkhipov, under incredible pressure, put his foot down and said NO. We can only imagine the amount of pressure Mr Arkhipov was subjected to (a Hollywood representation would be the film 'Crimson Tide'), but he held his ground, and when the submarine finally emerged to the surface, the world was not at war, so that they would have precipitated nuclear war if they had launched.

      Now consider this: the Secretary of Defense under Kennedy, Robert MacNamara, has been quoted as saying that he went to bed that night not knowing if there would be a world to wake up to next morning (I doubt he got much sleep), even as he did not know that the Kremlin had delegated authority to their submarine officers to launch nuclear weapons, MacNamara found out a quarter of a century later, in the late eighties.

      How's that for a close call nobody knew about?

      With that said, I have a question: why aren't there monuments to Vassily Arkhipov being erected all over the place?
      I hope you'll be happy to know that Mr Arkhipov died peacefully of old age in the late nineties. Bless you, Mr Arkhipov, I truly hope that your wife made the best borscht with oxtail in the world and that you slowly enjoyed every time you dipped it with your freshly baked bread, for years and years and years. Yum.

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    10. Re:One Bomb is Not "Doomsday" by FusionDragon2099 · · Score: 2

      Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!

  19. Do the submitters even RTFA??? by laughingcoyote · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the summary...

    It is not revealed in which direction the hands of the clock will be moved...

    From TFA...

    The minute hand of the Doomsday Clock will be moved closer to midnight on January 17 (emphasis added).

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    To fight the war on terror, stop being afraid.
    1. Re:Do the submitters even RTFA??? by AtOMiCNebula · · Score: 1

      Nevermind that, look at the title of the article!

      Doomsday Clock Will Move Closer to Midnight

    2. Re:Do the submitters even RTFA??? by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

      Hrm. RTFT, would that one be?

      Slow Down Cowboy!

      Slashdot requires you to wait longer between hitting 'reply' and submitting a comment.

      It's been 13 seconds since you hit 'reply'.

      Chances are, you're typing with both hands. Please insert one thumb up your ass and try again.

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    3. Re:Do the submitters even RTFA??? by Trumpet+of+Doom · · Score: 1

      And the Wikipedia page even names the distance it's traveling. It will be at 5 minutes to midnight, starting Wednesday.

  20. Good news, bad news by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

    The good news is they aren't advancing it to 12:00, the bad news is they are advancing it to 12:15.

  21. Pffff by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Mechanical political blog? How quaint.

  22. Misunderstanding. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Human interactions, goals and thought patterns are not measured by equations or instruments. Yes, this makes it hard to say what's going to happen when feeble bags of mostly water are involved. Doesn't mean though that you can't or shouldn't try, or that some people aren't very, very good at it. If you're upset that the clock reads 7 minutes instead of 8 or 6, you're missing the point.

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    1. Re:Misunderstanding. by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      Pfft.. you clearly didn't major in Psychohistory.

  23. Just my opinion by Lance_Denmark · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    That clock is seriously fucking gay. It takes it's orders from scientists for heavens sake. Not like my wrist watch which makes his own mind up about how close we are to nuclear armageddon.

    1. Re:Just my opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I hear that clock dances down at the local gay bar all the time.

      Grow up, asshole.

  24. If they keep it up by chillmost · · Score: 1
    I can stop showing up for work soon.

    Chillmost, why aren't at your desk?

    Sorry boss, world's ending.

  25. Hyperbole? Define "blow up the planet" by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Even if every single nuclear device was detonated within a short period, I seriously doubt the planet would be blown up.

    Not too pleasant for a while, compared to how things are now, but far from "blown up".

    Discuss amongst yourselves.

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  26. What!? How?! by WED+Fan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Wait, Nancy Pelosi is speaker of the House of the U.S. Congress.

    Democrats are in control.

    Rosie O'Donnell is getting major support in the media for her war against Donald Trump.

    Steve Jobs got an illegal dump of stock options and the media and geeks have given him a free walk because other corporate scum said he didn't know. If Steve Jobs was running Enron and the same thing happened, what would geeks have said?

    Microsoft MVP's, techies, and users of Vista are saying it sucks.

    Bezo's is finally flying the Delta Clipper.

    How can it possibly be getting closer to Doomsday?

    Does this mean Duke Nukem Forever is closer to release?

    Does this mean George Lucas is getting ready to release his Double Secret Special Editions?

    Is Battlestar Galactica getting ready to be canceled?

    Is William Shatner releasing his covers of Green Day?

    Are the Seahawks actually going to take us all the way, and not leave us on the front porch on prom night with just half a copped feel?

    Wow, closer to doomsday. You got to love George Bush and the Republican Do-Gooders. Maybe their whole drive is to hasten the Second Coming and start of the "Kingdom of Heaven"? (Can I choose a different Universe?)

    Go ahead, classify this post.

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    1. Re:What!? How?! by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

      :) Someone didn't read the whole post before he knee-jerked himself into a moderation. Or, was I successful in offending everyone?

      The post is decidedly anti-

      • Shatner
      • Politician
      • Rosie
      • Corporate Scum (no matter if they are popular or not)
      • George Lucas
      • /. Knee-jerk, premature ejac...moderators
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  27. 2! MINUTES! TO MID-NIGHT! by samwh · · Score: 1

    To kill... the unborn in the woooooomb!

    1. Re:2! MINUTES! TO MID-NIGHT! by leland242 · · Score: 1

      i was just singing that in my head!

      scary.

  28. In other news... by gordgekko · · Score: 1

    Scientists with long-standing political agenda to make political statement with clock metaphor. Big whoop.

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  29. A bit of hyper-ventilation I must say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If North Korea drops a few nukes, it's not doom. It's a few hundred thousand people dead at most. Probably a lot less than that. Yes a tragedy but ho-hum when compared with all the plain old conventional killing that occurs every year, mainly governments killing their own citizens with small arms or starvation.

    Yes a full-scale nuke war between the USSR and the USA would have involved probably over ten thousand warheads and would have ended the modern age, but the threats now are not doom. It's important to keep things in perspective, even nuclear bombs.

  30. Title is wrong by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

    Advance implies that it will get closer to midnight. The summary itself says that they don't know which way it will move yet.

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    1. Re:Title is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow and if you read the article, you would see the title is correct, not the summary. Way to go. Being pedantic means checking yourself so you don't look like a fool.

  31. Re:Hyperbole? Define "blow up the planet" by Dilaudid · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Yes. Always the same shit from the environmentalists - "humans going to blow up the planet". Greenpeace actually said, in one of their 90s pamphlets "humans about to destroy all life on earth"... Idiots. We may be able to take care of small flightless birds, we may be pretty good at wiping out most of the fish stocks, but humans could never destroy life on earth.

    It's kind of instructive to think what we would have to do - start with the hard to reach - we need to kill all the life around the "smokers" at the bottom of the ocean, at the same time as carpet bombing the earth with nukes - but you've really got to cook every square mile of the entire planet. That means raising the temperature above boiling point (there's life at temperatures everywhere up to there) for long enough to kill every spore, bacterium. The important thing to bear in mind is that to kill life you have to kill every single bacterium, because one bacterium can mutate. In short it's not going to happen, it's probably technically infeasible, and no one wants to do it (not even George Bush)

    I like to think this sums up two things - one the horrible grandiosity of environmental pressure groups - starting with their assumption that humans are powerful enough to do something that is virtually impossible, then assuming that they are more important than the people that can do this, that they are only people who understand the big picture. The other is that they know fuck all about any actual science (i.e. physics, chemistry, microbiology), and they don't seem to care to learn more.

    Real climate scientists I salute - they do something virtually impossible. Environmental politicians (for that is what Greenpeace, and this crowd are) are just republicans who found a different issue first. Look at Al Gore - when he's not trying to ban music with obscene lyrics (PMRC) he's saving the environment with glossy hollywood films. Bless.

  32. Re:Hyperbole? Define "blow up the planet" by CommunistHamster · · Score: 1

    I believe the common use of the term refers to the ability to end all life, everywhere (with the exception of cockroaches and certain bacteria).

  33. Dumb by VanHalensing · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is by far one of the dumbest ideas in the history of mankind. It'll just cause panic for no reason!

    1. Re:Dumb by Andrew+Aguecheek · · Score: 1

      Yes... it certainly caused panic all those other times it was advanced...

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    2. Re:Dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like terror alerts, right!

  34. When you least expect it - expect it! by chromozone · · Score: 1

    This is one of those things where when it shows danger nothing will happen and if something bad happens it will be when clock suggests saftey. This is the nature of time, pride and destiny. The best and worst things happen when you dont expect them.

  35. No God required by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "...it seems like at any point in time people were certain that the end of the world was only a generation or two away."

    Yes, there have always been doom-sayers who talk of the wrath of God and the day of judgement. However, for the last 50yrs or so we have had the potential to create our own apocolypse independently of any disgruntled God(s).

    "I think it is about time everyone started to ignore anyone who claimed the world was about to end and listened to more rational voices."

    What is "irrational" is having been taught to "duck and cover" when I was a kid in the 60's ( ie: a school desk is no match for an A bomb ). Your statement also implies Eienstien was irrational and should be ignored since he was amoungst the first to recognise we are no longer dependent on a vengefull God to wipe us all out. He was well aware that his science had assisted the less "rational" amoungst us to aquire the technology to create our own apocolypse, either deliberately or accidentally. Similarly "rational" but less famous people have spotted a few other problems since the 50's.

    BTW: My money is on environmental apathy, but nukes might be used to speed things up a bit.

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    1. Re:No God required by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 1

      A desk would protect you from debries.

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    2. Re:No God required by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I think you may have missed the point....

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    3. Re:No God required by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Being below the desk would also mean you're behind the stone walls of the building instead of visible through the windows, that could stop some direct radiation. Most likely you won't be in the direct blast area of a nuke unless you live in an area that's a target for a carpet nuking.

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  36. I can't wait for the special edition... (OFFTOPIC) by ChePibe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Does this mean George Lucas is getting ready to release his Double Secret Special Editions?

    I want to see the special edition where Han goes back in time and kills Greedo's parents.

    Han shoots first - waaaaaay first.

  37. Re:Hyperbole? Define "blow up the planet" by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    we may be pretty good at wiping out most of the fish stocks, but humans could never destroy life on earth.

    It's kind of instructive to think what we would have to do - start with the hard to reach - we need to kill all the life around the "smokers" at the bottom of the ocean, at the same time as carpet bombing the earth with nukes


    Cobalt bombs.

    No need to carpet bomb with conventional nukes.

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  38. stupid clocks.... by dnc253 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Where did they get their doomsday clock? On my former planet we got one of those, but we could never figure out how to program it, so it just blinked 12:00.

    ...And our world tragically came to an quick end......

    1. Re:stupid clocks.... by ringworlder · · Score: 1

      Over, and over, and over...

    2. Re:stupid clocks.... by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      On this planet we use an analogue clock. We've avoided destruction by just forgetting to wind it.

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  39. Not exactly... by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    "And despite the increase of proliferation and individual threats, the global doomsday we legitimately feared in the 80's is long gone."

    The imaginary fears we had are long gone. The legitimate fears are worse, not least because in the 80's we were fighting proxy wars on the borders of a nuclear power. Now we're fighting direct land wars on the borders of not one but several nuclear powers.

  40. Universal truth by natedubbya · · Score: 1

    From the article: "The Doomsday Clock has become a universally recognized indicator of the world's vulnerability."

    I'm just curious...says who?


    1. Re:Universal truth by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      I did. My doomsday device's construction got ahead on scheduele. But you'll still have enough time to get on the good side of your deity, or get used to hot enviroments.

  41. Re:Hyperbole? Define "blow up the planet" by EvanED · · Score: 4, Funny
    At least one person agrees with you:


    Things which will NOT destroy the Earth: ....
    * Detonating all the nuclear weapons ever created simultaneously, either all at one location or strategically placed around the globe. This will irradiate pretty much the entire globe and kill an awful lot of people, animals and plants, but will actually destroy very little of the planet itself.

    How to Destroy the Earth
  42. Way to go slashdot by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    It is not revealed in which direction the hands of the clock will be moved

    This story was on CNN early this morning and FYI the clock was advanced 2 minutes to 7 minutes to midnight. Old news. And not extremely nerdy or significant at that.

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  43. Re:I can't wait for the special edition... (OFFTOP by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

    OFFTOPIC?

    That would rip a hole in that space time continuum thingy and totally destroy that doomsday clock contraption.

    Hey, if you destroy the doomsday clock, does that kill every Christian?

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  44. It`s actually a closer call than ever.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "A nuke or two going off in the US would be terrible. But let's be glad we don't face annihilation today like we did during the cold war."

    What makes you say that? The clock is 7 minutes to twelve. The scientists are evaluating the global risk very closely, and haven`t moved it back for a long time.

    Most of the russian nukes are still in place, but now nobody really have control of them all, and even more countries got`em now. Among them is China, which according to John Titor will start off a global nuclear war in 2007 or 2008, with several countries involved.

    Then you`ve got about 20 scenarious that may have triggered it, but luckily didn`t:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_III

    So yes, the fear is gone: The population is more docile and ignorant than ever, more wanting to watch TV and soaps, than care about the world. Just like it was before WWII when Hiter surprise-attacked Poland, Norway, etc, before people could believe what was happening. We`re putting the power in the wrong hands, and it`s all our own fault for trusting non-spiritual people with too much money and power.

    The more we do good now, the better off the world will be, and maybe the worst can be averted. But those who continue to sleep-walking in this world will surely feel how times can change within quite a short while now. It`s really for our own good too, when seen in broader perspective. So the earlier you start to wake up and contribute to the world and people around you, the more you can enjoy the show.

  45. I remember the 80s. This doomsday clock sucks. by arcade · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I only remember the 80s.

    I remember, vividly, how my parents thought me that it was a cold war between the US and the Soviet Union.

    I remember the retorics. I remember the fear. I remember how I was told that we could be destroyed by nuclear weapons.

    I remember MAD.

    I was born in 1979.

    People born just 5 or 6 years later than me - do not remember this. They have never experienced the cold war. They can't remember it. They can't even understand the doomsday clock, the fear, the MAD uncertainty.

    I was 10 years old. I helped chop the Berlin wall down. Physically.

    People, just 5 years younger than me - don't understand what it was all about. They don't remember. .. and I'm still young.

    Now, this article is about the doomsday clock moving forward. From 17 minutes to midnight. Heh .. I don't have words for the stupidity. The world is relatively safe. The major disaster and major fear we have is from islamic terrorists sending a couple of planes into a building or two. A BUILDING OR TWO! THATS IT! Eighteen years ago we were afraid that New York as a whole would be anhilated in a few minutes. ALL of it. Not just a building or two on manhattan.

    And these guys want to move the hands forward on a clock of global doom. Right.

    It was right in the 80s. It's not right anymore. Move it backwards three or four hours, and it might be right. This way - it's just ridiculous.

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  46. Re:Hyperbole? Define "blow up the planet" by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

    Cobalt bombs.

    No need to carpet bomb with conventional nukes.
    Cobalt nukes use cobalt instead of U235 as a tamper, subsequently they are much less powerful devices. All the conventional nukes weren't enough to cover the earth with fallout. Cobalt bombs less so. Szilárd was likewise engaging in hyperbole when he said cobalt bombs could destroy all life on earth. Even granting the impossibility of covering the surface of the earth with cobalt 60, there are plenty of forms of life which are largely unperturbed by the amount of radiation you'd see.
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  47. yawn by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 3, Funny

    Meanwhile, the Who-Still-Gives-A-Flying-Fig-About-The-Doomsday-Cl ock Clock remains stuck on flashing 12:00

  48. Re:Hyperbole? Define "blow up the planet" by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

    I believe the common use of the term refers to the ability to end all life, everywhere (with the exception of cockroaches and certain bacteria). Even granting that, it's still hyperbole. This planet is very, very large in comparison to a nuclear explosion. Further, life is a very tenacious thing. It appears next to volcanic vents on the bottom of the ocean, for bog's sake. The "blow up the planet" notion is, by all definitions, simply an expression of human hubris.
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  49. Meaningless..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Seeing as how this "clock" doesn't move according to any kind of standardized unit or reason, the clock is meaningless. Just because the clock may show that we are close to midnight (nuclear war) means nothing. The clock moves forward or backward in relation to the descisions of a panel of people. The times shown on the clock are representational of the personal feeling of a small panel of people, and are entirely NOT truly, or even remotely, reflecive of the actual situation, but reflective of a percieved situation as interpreted and told by a couple of people.

    Kind of how like religion is entirely dependant on the interpretations of certain individuals, and varies on who you talk to, and, like the clock, does not give an accurate reflection of reality as it actually is. Also, what use is a clock, even as an interpretational device, if it's movement is entirely subjective, and does not have a set standard of criterion that determine it's fowrad or backward movement except for the feelings of certain individuals. The indicative value of the clock is the same as the DHS color coded Terror Threat Level.

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  50. OMG I've got 7 minutes to live!!! by wharlie · · Score: 1

    OMG I've got 7 minutes to live!!!

    Which raises an interesting question.
    What would you do if you knew you only had 7 minutes to live?

    1. Re:OMG I've got 7 minutes to live!!! by Maegashira · · Score: 2, Funny

      start wanking for one last time

    2. Re:OMG I've got 7 minutes to live!!! by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      Borrow a lot of money of a loanshark and spend it alll on a stripper.

  51. Re:I remember the 80s. This doomsday clock sucks. by Leftist+Troll · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Heh .. I don't have words for the stupidity. The world is relatively safe. The major disaster and major fear we have is from islamic terrorists sending a couple of planes into a building or two. A BUILDING OR TWO! THATS IT! Eighteen years ago we were afraid that New York as a whole would be anhilated in a few minutes. ALL of it. Not just a building or two on manhattan.

    People living in Tokyo or Tehran might not share your sentiment.

  52. Re:I remember the 80s. This doomsday clock sucks. by sploxx · · Score: 1
    The world is relatively safe. The major disaster and major fear we have is from islamic terrorists sending a couple of planes into a building or two. A BUILDING OR TWO! THATS IT!


    You certainly have a point, but please also consider that several world leaders have at least played with broadening the military situations where nukes would be considered an apt tool. A 'local' war in th middle east would still kill tens of millions and have severe worldwide consequences. I would feel rather uneasy as an Israeli or Iranian now.

    And there are still thousands of nukes in the hands of the superpowers - enough to destroy most of the world's population. The MAD principle is still true, maybe only in a more passive variant.
  53. Re:Arbitrary and meaningless too by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    it basically tells how much good feelings and vibes the folk had after reading the news that day, every bit as religious and superstitious and as meaningful as going to a Tarot card reader or staring at goat entrails.

  54. who modded this up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    speculation is now modded informative? WTF has happened to this place?

  55. PST by Ikcor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn, that means Doomsday will be tape-delayed on the west coast.

    1. Re:PST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And they'll edit out all the really good stuff.

  56. Wired - Tired - Expired by Ardipithecus · · Score: 0, Troll
    These a--hats have been beating on this dead horse for fifty years and will continue as long as the MSM turns solemn and reports it in grave tones.

    Nothing to see here, move along.

  57. Re:Hyperbole? Define "blow up the planet" by ricree · · Score: 1

    True, but if we manage to wipe humanity off the planet, I'm not really going to care how much bacteria is left.

  58. Re:Hyperbole? Define "blow up the planet" by skam240 · · Score: 1

    it's safe to say that when environmentalists say we are going to end the planet they mean it in the context of humankind. it is well within our means to make earth uninhabitable by humans and thus non-existent to humans (if we dont exist then we cant conceive of anything and thus nothing exists to us).

    granted they're not using the best language but their warning is certainly worth listening to.

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  59. Re:I remember the 80s. This doomsday clock sucks. by autophile · · Score: 1

    People, just 5 years younger than me - don't understand what it was all about. They don't remember. .. and I'm still young.

    I was with you up until there. You were born in '79? I was born ten years earlier, so I spent the '80s as a teenager. There's just no possible way that you could live through the '80s as a teenager and not be affected by the Cold War. I remember having a few (just a few) nightmares about being roasted in a nuclear fire.

    That, or I was super clued-in or hypersensitive, which I can't possibly believe.

    Then again, after the Challenger disaster, the next morning I woke up with tears streaming down my face. So... yeah, maybe you have a point.

    --Rob

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  60. Iron Maiden by cbrese · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I just remembered Iron Maiden's song "2 Minutes to Midnight". There is a good wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Minutes_to_Midnight article about it that references the doomsday clock.

  61. Re:I remember the 80s. This doomsday clock sucks. by autophile · · Score: 1

    Okay, I admit it -- I'm an idiot and I got my signs reversed. You may now publically lambast me. Or get me a job at NASA.

    --Rob

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  62. Re:I remember the 80s. This doomsday clock sucks. by allanc · · Score: 1

    1. Iran's working on developing nuclear technology.
    2. North Korea already has nuclear technology and is working on a delivery mechanism. And their leader is batshit insane.
    3. The collapse of Russia is not the sort of thing that moves us farther from doomsday. The central government of the old USSR understood MAD and that they shouldn't bomb us back to the stone age because we'd do the same thing right back to them. Now we have a bunch of independant Soviet states with a bunch of poorly secured and not-centrally-managed nukes laying around.
    4. You can fit a nuke in a suitcase nowadays. What do you want to bet the US has some sort of system set up right now leftover from the cold war that will detect a nuke going off in a major US city and interpret it as a time-to-blow-up-Russia scenario? A terrorist blowing up one city might end up in more than just that one city going up.

    I was also born in '79. I'm more afraid now than I was in the 80s.

  63. Doodily-ding-dong tick tock by sokoban · · Score: 1

    Doodily-ding-dong tick tock
    Doodily-ding-dong tick tock
    Doodily-ding-dong tick tock
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    Doodily-ding-dong tick tock
    Doodily-ding-dong tick tock
    Dethklok, Dethklok, Dethklok, Dethklok
    I'm
    Ticking
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    The
    Dethklok, Dethklok
    Skwisgar Skwigelf taller than a tree
    Tokie Warthoot not a bumble bee
    William Murderface Murderface Murderface
    Pickles the Drummer, Doodily-doo
    Nathan Explosion!

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      From the Hammers of the Hellspawn
      To the deep dark place of the Underworld
      There lies a Horrible Thing
      The DethKlok

  64. I poop on the press release by hobbsbutcher · · Score: 1

    Thank God, we were all waiting with baited breath to know.
    Seriously though, isn't this basically just some stupid press release from a magazine that very few people subscribe to about something they're about to do that is of no real consequence whatsoever?

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  65. Mmmm, bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, does this piss anyone else off. Yeah, sure, South Korea just got nukes, the Russians are still a bit scary, and Iran getting nukes would be like the Kazon getting their grubby little paws on the Death Star, and there is a real threat of nuclear attack, but is a few seconds in the spotlight really worth getting people panicked, as these things tend to do? Apparently, they think so. Every idiot knows that fear breeds hate, and I'd say there's enough hate going around right now, so, in a sense, the action of predicting nuclear doom may speed it up slightly. What I personally love about nuclear war is that, if it does happen, it will probably be thanks to the assholes in power on both sides who won't just say, 'Okay, those guys are a different race/religion/whatever pathetic excuse they're poisoning the minds of the people with, so what?' In other words, dying in a nuclear war will probably be the equivalent to getting killed by a baby with a big gun. Yay.
      Rather than maintain this fear clock, wouldn't their time be better spent trying to dismantle the potential causes of nuclear war? Example, in Iran, young children are taught that they are divinely created by Allah, whereas 'the evil, bloodthirsty Jews' evolved from monkeys, not unlike early eugenics movements tried to tell us that white people were 'more evolved' than black people. The people are essentially being infected by a generational hate meme. Find a way to dismantle that, and the threat of war will greatly diminish.(improving the quality of life and getting the leaders to spread the oil income around rather than buying themselves yet another solid gold shitter and blaming America for poverty wouldn't hurt either)
    In other words, if they really cared, they'd ditch the clock of AHHHH! and try to generate tolerance rather than fear.

    1. Re:Mmmm, bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather than maintain this fear clock, wouldn't their time be better spent trying to dismantle the potential causes of nuclear war?

      How? Ala globalism and forced acceptance via conquering armies?

      Example, in Iran, young children are taught that they are divinely created by Allah, whereas 'the evil, bloodthirsty Jews' evolved from monkeys, not unlike early eugenics movements tried to tell us that white people were 'more evolved' than black people.

      A bit loaded. Culturally, Iranians and Muslims in general oppose Jewish culture (as well as their geopolitics). They should have a right to establish, within their borders, their own culture as they see fit.

      Although those of us with high intelligences do not have to believe in the silly propaganda, the masses, as history tells us, are more comfortable with simple slogans and emotional epithets. Whether it is agreeable to market the Jews as "monkeys" is up for debate, I support Iran's (and anyone else's) right to establish a supreme culture in their homeland and exclude foreign influence or meddling in it.

      In regards to white vs. black, that has nothing to do with eugenics. Eugenics was about using artificial selection to select people of the best trait to breed over people who were deemed of lower quality (strong vs. weak, smart vs. dull, and etc). Blacks were almost non-existent in pre-Nazi Germany, Nazi Germany, and immediately after the end of Nazi Germany, if you are trying to make an allusion to the eugenic programs of Nazi Germany.

      As far as "more evolved", I beg to differ. The African race is considered the oldest race of Humans. The best theory right now is that a tribe of bushmen headed North in search of food (animals were heading northwards as well, hence the reason). This group fanned out, and as a result of selection processes in the struggle to survive in new environments, different characteristics were selected and became the features of new ethnic groups. a map for your viewing pleasure. As to how you want to view "more evolved", thats up to you. However, it would be unreasonable to ignore the mountains of IQ testing, the differences in culture, and the like when coming to your conclusion. I'm mature enough to acknowledge racial differences, to believe in evolution as applying to humans as well as every other creature, and to not use these bits of knowledge to unfairly treat others. Are you? Or shall you live in ignorance forever?

      The people are essentially being infected by a generational hate meme. Find a way to dismantle that, and the threat of war will greatly diminish.(improving the quality of life and getting the leaders to spread the oil income around rather than buying themselves yet another solid gold shitter and blaming America for poverty wouldn't hurt either)
      In other words, if they really cared, they'd ditch the clock of AHHHH! and try to generate tolerance rather than fear


      Study the issues a little more deeply. The hate that many Islamic cultures hold towards the West is due to the internationalist influence we demand to impose on their cultures and as a result, degrade their values.

      While the oil wealth has allowed many of the middle eastern dictators to become degenerate, we perpetuate that degeneracy by constantly meddling in the affairs of these countries and continuing to consume massive quantities of that oil.

      You may also notice that Muslims hold very little negative opinion about Africans or Asians. Why is that? Could the lack of hate correlate the attitudes those people's governments hold and actions they engage in towards other countries?

  66. NOO! by Guitarhero1000 · · Score: 0

    The day after the burning crusade comes out? This can't be good...

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  67. Re:Hyperbole? Define "blow up the planet" by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it's safe to say that when environmentalists say we are going to end the planet they mean it in the context of humankind.
    Environmentalists are not and never have been interested in helping mankind. They are simply an alliance between the ivory-tower preservationists and the Gaia-theory radicals who would frankly prefer that the earth swallow up all the filthy parasite humans (except them and their nature-worshipping friends, of course) and spit out the bones.

    Conservationists are the ones who are truly concerned about preserving natural resources for future generations, and appropriately restoring and maintaining balance in the ecosystem.

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  68. Tsar Bomba by deevnil · · Score: 1

    This was a pretty wicked nuke. Only a 7 on the Richter Scale though.

  69. Watch Threads. by thealsir · · Score: 2, Informative

    For anyone who is curious as to how the world would end up after a nuclear war, watch the movie Threads. It should lay any and all questions to rest.

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    1. Re:Watch Threads. by cortana · · Score: 1

      That is the movie that made me add an extra item to my nuclear war survival kit: a handgun with a bullet each member of my family.

  70. Re:I remember the 80s. This doomsday clock sucks. by thealsir · · Score: 1

    When would you NOT feel uneasy as an Israeli or Iranian in, say, the past 100 or even 1000 years?

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  71. Re:Hyperbole? Define "blow up the planet" by jamstar7 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yes. Always the same shit from the environmentalists - "humans going to blow up the planet". Greenpeace actually said, in one of their 90s pamphlets "humans about to destroy all life on earth"... Idiots. We may be able to take care of small flightless birds, we may be pretty good at wiping out most of the fish stocks, but humans could never destroy life on earth.

    Course we can't. Roaches have 600 times the radiation resistance that humans do, right up there with Neocons. Course, who can tell the difference these days?

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  72. Re:Hyperbole? Define "blow up the planet" by Propaganda13 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure, if you just drop bombs randomly, we probably couldn't blow up the planet. Give them to me and I'm sure I could split this sucker in half. Am I restricted just to using them on Earth or can I use them in space too?

  73. Midnight by devfsadm · · Score: 1

    Ok, so who will put the clock at midnight? If doomsday arrives there will be no one to advance the clock. Or will doomsday only arrive if we put the clock at midnight.

    1. Re:Midnight by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Well, I would imagine that just like with normal clocks, midnight doesn't signify anything other than the start of a new day. So, when the clock gets to midnight it has no particular significance.

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  74. Then who is going to..... by holywarrior21c · · Score: 0

    Then who is going to set the doomsday clock to midnight when it is doomesday? ...so every slashdotter realize what has happened outside? ...wait...(looking out the window) -- Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. No man has learned anything rightly, until he know that every day is Doomsday -Ralph Waldo Emerson-

  75. Re:I remember the 80s. This doomsday clock sucks. by nightfire-unique · · Score: 1

    I would imagine they're more concerned with the Americans starting a global nuclear war, not Islamic "terrorists."

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  76. Re:I remember the 80s. This doomsday clock sucks. by kocsonya · · Score: 1

    You forgot:
    - China has both the nukes and the missiles - loads of them
    - Israel has nukes and they are arguably the most militant nation in the Middle East
    - India has nukes and did *not* sign the Non-Prolifration Treaty; they can also take stuff to space
    - Pakistan has nukes
    - India and Pakistan are US-friendly *now*, but so was Saddam ~20 years ago
    - The Australian government wants to export as much uranium as possible and also toying with the thought of setting up enrichment facilities
    - There were rumours of the US examining the use of "tactical nukes" in "local conflict"
    - France and the UK have their toys too, although they are possibly the only ones who don't rattle their sabres these days
    - The US seem to have this "only remaining superpower" superiority complex, loads of nukes, and is trigger-happy (although Iraq should be sobering)

    I was born - well, long before '79. I am *much* more worried now than I was in the 80s or 70s.

  77. Skynet by CCFreak2K · · Score: 1

    All these posts, and not a single mention of Skynet.

    Disclaimer: I browse at whatever the default score threshold is.

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  78. Re:I remember the 80s. This doomsday clock sucks. by arcade · · Score: 1

    I was with you up until there. You were born in '79? I was born ten years earlier, so I spent the '80s as a teenager.

    I've got a pretty good memory from 1985 and onwards. I started following the news around then.

    I remember having a few (just a few) nightmares about being roasted in a nuclear fire.

    I don't remember any nightmares, but I do remember reading quite a bit about the Hydrogen bomb, and calculating how far away the Big Bastards of Hydrogen bombs would have to be without me being torched. SS-18 SATAN, wasn't that the big bad Soviet nuke?

    Then again, after the Challenger disaster, the next morning I woke up with tears streaming down my face.

    People just two years younger than me do not remember neither the Challenger disaster nor the Palme murder in Stockholm/Sweden (I'm in Oslo/Norway). I remember both very, very well.

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  79. Re:I remember the 80s. This doomsday clock sucks. by arcade · · Score: 1

    People living in Tokyo or Tehran might not share your sentiment.

    Not when you rip only parts of what I said out of the context of this entire thread - which is the DOOMSDAY clock. Doomsday for all the world. I was comparing the fear of terrorists knocking down a few buildings to the fear of the entire city being leveled - not to mention all major cities.. at the same time.

    Tokyo certainly is under threat from NK. Teheran isn't. Israel wouldn't nuke Teheran, as they would know the response of the entire middle east - and the entire world.

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  80. Re:Hyperbole? Define "blow up the planet" by SamSim · · Score: 4, Funny

    On that topic, amateur geocide watchers and fans of the International Earth-Destruction Advisory Board will be reassured to learn that unlike the Nuclear Death Clock, the Current Earth-Destruction Status is expected to remain at its current status of "Not Destroyed" for the forseeable future.

  81. Rockageddon by ari+wins · · Score: 1

    Seven minutes 'till the next episode of Metalocalypse starts? Rock On!!

    Deathclok! Deathclok!

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  82. Re:I remember the 80s. This doomsday clock sucks. by cliffski · · Score: 1

    I understand where you're coming from. I'm five years older than you, and I remember watching documentaries on the effects of a nuclear strike as a kid. We had a general assumption that it was pretty much a matter of time back then. When reagan was president and was joking on a live mic about bombing russia, it just wasn't funny for people who didn't have access to an underground bunker.
    I'd like to think that this is all behind us, and I agree, the chances of a US V Russia nuclear war are minimal now, but sadly, I think climate change is getting to the point where its just as bad a concern.
    I don't expect there will be some nuclear-war scale tsunmai or similar event that will flatten London, but I *do* expect there to be enough seriously destructive weather events that lead us towards mass refugee problems, maybe some localised wars over resources, and some serious disruptions to the global economy as the climate shit hits the fan, and oil prices go insane.
    Maybe that's just me justifying not having a pension though :D

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  83. Why was parent rated Troll? by Linnen · · Score: 1

    No, really. Since when, out of morbid curiosity, does an on-topic political exaggeration get troll rated? If the moderator thought this was wrong, they should have posted a rebuttal.

    From the Slashdot FAQ;
    Troll -- A Troll is similar to Flamebait, but slightly more refined. This is a prank comment intended to provoke indignant (or just confused) responses. A Troll might mix up vital facts or otherwise distort reality, to make other readers react with helpful "corrections." Trolling is the online equivalent of intentionally dialing wrong numbers just to waste other people's time.

  84. Reality Check Boys and Girls by ukemike · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually we are getting dangerously close to a nuclear war. The US now has TWO Carrier Strike Groups in the Persian Gulf. The Gulf is getting so crowded that a US sub bumped into a Japanese tanker. Ted Koppel on NPR Friday evening said that people in the military have indicated that our assets in the Gulf are not useful for combating the insurgency in Iraq but are well suited for strikes on Iran. Koppel said that senior military personnel have told him that it is likely that the US will be at war with Iran before 2007 is over.
    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?story Id=6836561

    Israel is drawing up plans for a NUCLEAR strike on Iran's nuclear power program.
    http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews.aspx?t ype=topNews&storyID=2007-01-07T185259Z_01_L0675940 5_RTRUKOC_0_UK-IRAN-NUCLEAR-ISRAEL.xml&WTmodLoc=To p%2BNews-C1-Headline-8

    In the last several weeks Bush has fired and reassigned several high level military and intelligence people that were in some way in his way to a broader mid-east war. Generals John Abizaid and George Casey who were opposed to an escalation in Iraq and John Negroponte who has recently stated that Iran is 10 years from having the Bomb.
    http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/010807R.shtml

    I'd say that the doomsday clock is definitely ticking, and we are in for a shit storm in 2007.

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    1. Re:Reality Check Boys and Girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Iran's nuclear power program.

      Yeah, drink some more of that Kool-Aid, Sparky.

    2. Re:Reality Check Boys and Girls by mark_osmd · · Score: 1

      Or well-placed to discourage strikes FROM Iran

    3. Re:Reality Check Boys and Girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wish I had modpoints. Some have even suggested that the main strategic reason for invading Iraq in the first place was to have a permanent base ready for the Iranian war.

    4. Re:Reality Check Boys and Girls by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Stupid f*ckers (the US).

    5. Re:Reality Check Boys and Girls by Colonel_Zoff · · Score: 1

      That would be a rather one-sided nuclear exchange as Iran doesn't have any nuclear weapons... Of course that is the only safe way to have a nuke war. Same as with Japan I quess.

  85. Re:Hyperbole? Define "blow up the planet" by MaXiMiUS · · Score: 1

    Try it for yourself! ;)

    Side note: Fun game (DEFCON).

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  86. Re:Hyperbole? Define "blow up the planet" by 7Prime · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Your post very-much confuses me. Who cares if they are a Teddy Rosevelt style preservationist, who's ultimate goal is preserving the world so that HUMANS can enjoy it, or a spiritual conservationist who believes it's our moral duty to preserve the world for its own sake... ultimately their goals are the same. The term "envirnomentalist" is an umbrella term for all of the above, and it seems like you've pigieon-holed it to a group of almost non-existant radicals.

    Very very few environmentalists have any interest in removing the human species from this planet... but drawing attention to our viral-like properties is a dramatic, and motivating analogy. Sure, it might be a bit mellodramatic, but if it gets people's attention, and gets people thinking about how to do better for the future of this world and ourselves, I'm not going to complain.

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  87. Re:Hyperbole? Define "blow up the planet" by rochrist · · Score: 1

    Environmentalists are not and never have been interested in helping mankind. They are simply an alliance between the ivory-tower preservationists and the Gaia-theory radicals who would frankly prefer that the earth swallow up all the filthy parasite humans (except them and their nature-worshipping friends, of course) and spit out the bones. Bullshit generalization much?

  88. big deal by cashman73 · · Score: 1

    It'll advance to midnight after the Chicago Cubs win the World Series in October of this year!

  89. Anxiety and assessment by deuterium · · Score: 1

    I'm come to appreciate that one's overall level of anxiety has a great deal to do with assessment of danger. Anxiety disorders are the most common psychiatric disorders, and often are not severe enough to interfere with daily functioning, thus not qualifying as a pathology. Millions of people, therefore, are unaware of this subtle coloring of their perceptions.

    I've had a couple of mild episodes of OCD, during which I become irrationally fearful of things such as a nuclear attack. At the time, the fears seem fully grounded, usually by such things as 9/11 or new stories about nuclear proliferation and loose nukes. The fear, however, is truly out of proportion, and I fully expect an imminent attack, avoiding places I identify as likely targets. Months later, after treatment, I still recognize that there is a potential for such an event, but that it isn't as realized as I had feared. I have an appreciation of the danger, but not excessive worry about it.

    Again, it's a very subtle process. Extreme anxiety is obvious to those around you, and likely yourself, but mild cases aren't so identifiable. They simply steer your thoughts into somewhat more fearful, pessimistic speculation. Most importantly, the anxiety operates at a level below your conscious processes, and thus contaminates your conscious thoughts without your awareness. You can't reason around it, as it is the origin.

  90. What time is it by madshot · · Score: 1

    So let me understand, a bunch of people that are thought of highly and are very smart still don't know what time it is?

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  91. A clock works by mdsolar · · Score: 1

    Actually, a clock is very good. Sagan has pointed out that as long as we have these weapons, their eventual use becomes a statistical certainty. So, the clock will get to midnight unless it is made irrelevant via total disarmament. Ralph Nader's sister pointed out a long time ago that even just nuclear power implies a perpetual security state. Perhaps to make the clocks fully irrelevant, all nuclear waste must be transmuted to stable isotopes so that the requirement for state security structures can be relaxed to the point where thinking of bombing someone just seems silly.

  92. Re:Hyperbole? Define "blow up the planet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh my god, your website is awful. I am appalled that this kind of thing exists. I am going to write my senator (Hillary) and request that this filth be taken off of the internet. You should be ashamed.

  93. Re:I remember the 80s. This doomsday clock sucks. by akohler · · Score: 1

    I remember the eighties and the Cold War very clearly, as well. It was a scary time, but I don't see any evidence that governments, or even individuals, have become any more rational in the last two decades. If anything, now might be a scarier time. People are more informed, but don't seem to evince more intelligence or common sense.

    In the eighties, discussion of nuclear disarmament was everywhere. I went to marches. They told me in school that any day now we'd probably all get blown up by the USSR and we couldn't do anything except complain to our government who didn't seem to give a F&*$ if the world ended.

    But that's all ancient history, now, which is what makes now more scary, in my opinion. A threat that no one talks about, a problem that no one acknowledges, and, as you pointed out, a whole generation of people that don't remember or seem to care is a "Bad Thing".

    As for the Dooms Day clock, perhaps it has outlived its usefulness, but I don't think so. As a metaphor, it is still valid. A more modern take would be to get a digital Dooms Day clock, have a Web site where people can put in their estimations of the "time", and average the results to move the clock. Or, perhaps, it could give an automated time based on people's threat assessment scores of relevant news items, similar to the SlashDot system.

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  94. January 17th - significant date? by Mr.Spaz · · Score: 1

    I wonder if any of the following has had an influence on selection of the date to advance the clock:

    January 17th,
    1945 - Soviet forces capture the almost completely destroyed Polish city of Warsaw.
    1961 - U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower delivers a televised farewell address to the nation three days before leaving office, in which he warns against the accumulation of power by the "military-industrial complex."
    1966 - A B-52 bomber collides with a KC-135 Stratotanker over Spain, dropping three 70-kiloton hydrogen bombs near the town of Palomares and another one into the sea.
    1991 - Gulf War: Operation Desert Storm began early in the morning. Iraq fires 8 Scud missiles into Israel in an unsuccessful bid to provoke Israeli retaliation.
    (Thanks to Wikipedia for these)

    As others have indicated; the "clock" is indeed arbitrary and the criteria for setting the clock subjective. In light of that, I'm sure someone on the panel to determine the clock's time is trying to make a statement by selecting the 17th.

  95. *yawn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this will never get modded up, but, the one thing everyone needs to remember about Nuclear War is this:

    It isn't profitable.

    As long as we as a planet continue to elect cowardly, money-grubbing politicians and letting big business grip them tightly by the short-and-curlies we have nothing to worry about.

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  97. Doomsday Clock by Pittsburgh · · Score: 1

    Atomic scientists prepared to move the hands this morning but found the batteries dead, now they're not sure how close the earth is to total destruction: http://carbolicsmokeblog.blogspot.com/2007/01/atom ic-scientists-discover-batteries.html