Could we make things a bit more complicated? Virtualization I understand. I don't understand the need for Docker. It is just another layer that will break. Maybe I am just getting old, but this seems very complicated and prone to breakage with all the layers.
Don't worry I read it. A bunch of people complained about something. Big deal. People complain about everything. Github is in a situation where they can pick and choose what they care about.
In my organization you get one chance. If you miss a bug that should have been caught, you get fed into the shredder immediately. It keeps us on our tows. I mean TOES..aargghh
I'll bet you do find it odd. Do you think Linus tracks metrics like "bugs found per applied man hour"? Does he do "sprints"? Is he "Agile"? No, he writes codes and reviews code submitted to him. In the beginning he did it all himself (I know! Shocking!).
You are everything that is wrong with software development today. Don't forget to send in your TPS report before you clock out.
Please mention the place so I never get into a mile of it. How would of Linus have created Linux without people like you? Didn't he understand the technical debt he was creating? He could have been finding bugs at a rate of 1.25 per applied man hour instead of actually creating something useful! Silly man. You process guys are useless.
I hate to break it to you guys, but Volvo was bought by the Chinese in 2010. So, um, yeah, good luck with that.
No, its because I can't grow a beard.
Talla. Slack. HipChat. You need an ironic beard to work at these places.
Could we make things a bit more complicated? Virtualization I understand. I don't understand the need for Docker. It is just another layer that will break. Maybe I am just getting old, but this seems very complicated and prone to breakage with all the layers.
Don't worry I read it. A bunch of people complained about something. Big deal. People complain about everything. Github is in a situation where they can pick and choose what they care about.
Screw it. We are going with 6G.
I know. That is why I said it. Only my beard is ironic.
They should make their money off of concerts and selling tshirts and merchandise.
That is why I only use sourceforge. It is completely transparent. As an added bonus I get malware with my downloads.
I love lawyers in the software industry. They are so useful.
I'm with you on that. But unless he is on the Board it is irrelevant to me.
I got that message. I figured what is the harm in opening an executable I received in an attachment. After all, this is 1992! Modern times!
Good artists copy. Great artists steal. And they get all the chicks, too.
In my organization you get one chance. If you miss a bug that should have been caught, you get fed into the shredder immediately. It keeps us on our tows. I mean TOES..aargghh
I think the OP point was even with signoffs it doesn't mean any review was actually done.
Yeah, I use reviewboard as well. I like it, and I hate reviews, but it works.
I'll bet you do find it odd. Do you think Linus tracks metrics like "bugs found per applied man hour"? Does he do "sprints"? Is he "Agile"? No, he writes codes and reviews code submitted to him. In the beginning he did it all himself (I know! Shocking!). You are everything that is wrong with software development today. Don't forget to send in your TPS report before you clock out.
What a shocking concept! You mean actually, you know, write code? What is your bug finding rate per applied man hour? What? You don't know?
Please mention the place so I never get into a mile of it. How would of Linus have created Linux without people like you? Didn't he understand the technical debt he was creating? He could have been finding bugs at a rate of 1.25 per applied man hour instead of actually creating something useful! Silly man. You process guys are useless.
Yes...check out the board: mostly VPs of IBM, HP, etc. Useless. Oh, wait, I mean they are "thought leaders".
"and was expected to be reviewed by two or more people" That is the crux there: it was expected to be reviewed. But was it reviewed? Who knows?
You sound like a bean counter, and your organisation sounds like it is hell to work in. 1.25 bugs per man hour? Christ.
Unless Linus is on the board of an Linux related organization it is irrelevant to me. All hail Linus!
It definitely saves on heating costs if they all share a blanket.
Short answer: India. Longer answer: Bangalore, India.