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  1. Re:And... on Internet Backbone DDOS "Largest Ever" · · Score: 1

    This bus runs perfectly fine without doors!

  2. Fuck It on New RedHat Kernel Patch Illegal to Explain to U.S. Users · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...someone host in on a US server and clearly display that under the DMCA the following is illegal. Then say "Fuck you assholes, here it is. Come get me" Take a stand and fight this shit biscuit.

    Huh, wha, me? you want me to do it? I would but i don't want to have my server shut down :) I mean, someone with balls. They should do it.

  3. oblig futurama quote on Ballmer: "We'll Outsmart Open Source" · · Score: 1

    Zapp: "Killbots? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them."
    Fry: "Wow, I never would've thought of that."
    Zapp: "You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down."

  4. the cause of the PS2. on Turn your PS2 into a Tivo · · Score: 1
    let me paraphrase the cause of the PS2 using a quote from the Matrix:

    Trinity: It's a video game machine, built for only one thing...
    Tank: Profit making.

  5. Hmmm, makes sense! on More About The .org Reassignment · · Score: 1
    Comment to ICANN today org-eval@icann.org and make a difference.


    While I have my email client open, I'm gonna send a message to billg@microsoft.com :

    Dear Bill,

    I would really appreciate it if you would stop those deceptive business practices.

    P.S. Also, please stop being a monopoly.

    Sincerely Yours,
    Alexander Dumbass
  6. Re:dslreports.com on How to Test Your T1? · · Score: 1

    ACCKK!! whatever you do, don't type in dLSreports.com at work!

  7. Re:That's K5 on Feeding GPS Time to a Private NTP Server? · · Score: 1

    heh, well I almost added 'oh wait, that would be K5' to the end of my post, but I was seriously trying to help make slashdot better, rather than trying to point out its flaws.

    whatever, who cares

  8. Re:Why don't people use the resources at hand? on Feeding GPS Time to a Private NTP Server? · · Score: 1

    Amen brother.

    Here's a suggestion. Why doesn't the "Ask Slashdot" section become a more free-for-all message board, separate from the rest of slashdot so that anyone can ask whatever stupid question they feel the need to ask?
    The questions they ask could also be user-moderated, then the best ones could show up on the front page from time to time.

  9. Re:Well the truth is on CD Copy Stopper · · Score: 1

    that reminds me of a Dilbert cartoon (paraphrased):

    Dilbert: I'm writing software that will prevent people from seeing pornography on the internet.

    Dogbert: So you think you can pit yourself against millions of young horny males with nothing better to do than to crack your software?

    Dilbert: hmmmm

  10. Re:Another option... on CryptoHeaven Available For Mac OS X · · Score: 1
    I use GPG for encrypting files as well.

    for example
    gpg -ear me@myaddr.com < private.file >private.asc
    This encrypts (e) the file to me (r "receiver", specified by the email address) and saves it in ascii text format (a). Later if I want to decrypt (d) the file:
    gpg -d private.asc
    (then enter passphrase)

    pretty simple

    as for a GUI solution...? I think it would be simple to make some system services or applescripts or something to wrap that functionality, but i dunno
  11. cvs diff RealPlayer.c on Open Source, Real Media Mega-player? · · Score: 3, Funny
    Index: RealPlayer.c

    RCS file: /usr/cvs/real/RealPlayer.c,v
    retrieving revision 1.1
    diff -r1.1 RealPlayer.c
    68c68
    < get_and_show_banner_ad();
    ---
    > /* get_and_show_banner_ad() */;
  12. more goodies for the list on Electronic Music 101? · · Score: 1
    Other people have covered most of what I would mention, with 2 notable absences:

    for streaming mp3 audio check out factory188.com which is where I found out about most of the good electronica,trance, and techno that I like and now purchase (did you hear that, you ficking RIAA?)

    And Boards of Canada which are my personal favorite. All that Autchre stuff sounds the same...BoC are totally original. Their latest, "geogaddi", and also "Music has the right to children" are the best albums. this post will probably be swallowed up in the rest of them, but I hope you read this and check them out, truly my favorites.

  13. Bad Request on Apocalypse 5 Released · · Score: 1
    Bad Request
    Your browser sent a request that this server could not understand.
    Apache/1.3.22 Server at www.perl.com Port 80


    You fools, you've migrated to perl6 too soon!
  14. Opera on A First Look at Netscape 7 · · Score: 1

    Opera has probably the best built-in mousing techniques. [note: 1/2 click means down-click and hold]

    To switch between tabbed windows you just do:

    1/2 right-click, move your scroll wheel up and down

    To go back, forward in your history:

    (back) 1/2 Right-click, left click (keep holding right button and clicking left to keep going back in your history)

    (forward) 1/2 left-click, right click

    and lots more simple gestures:

    1/2 right-click, wave down and right (close window)

    1/2 right-click, wave down,up (duplicate window)

    1/2 right-click, wave down (new empty window)

    1/2 right-click, wave up,down (refresh)

  15. Re:major concern on How to "Open Source" Custom, Contract Software? · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    *ends post, dons flame proof suit*

    Jeez, i see this kind of final sentence a lot these days. But there's nothing to be afraid of!
    See, watch:

    Open source software aint all that. Sometimes a proprietary, for-profit model of software development turns out to be better. Linus blows goats, I have proof.

    See, there's nothing to be afraid of.
    Neat, let's see what these 20 replies to my post are ...
    Aieeee! My eyes, my eyes! Mein laben, it burns!!

  16. There's only one word to say: on Largest Balloon Ever · · Score: 0, Troll

    AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh hh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhh!

    (well it would be 1 word without the lameness filter)

  17. Re:ACLU On Nike's Side? on Nike Denied First Amendment Defense · · Score: 1

    I think you're confusing the ACLU, the American Civil Liberties Union, with the ACLU, the American Corporate Liars Union

  18. My vote: Dump it! (-1) on Dog Bites Website · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    oh damn, wrong site. Here I don't get a choice of what stories get posted!

  19. If you own a website and... on JPG Compression - The Bandwidth Saver · · Score: 1

    If you own a website and don't yet have knowledge in the field of JPG compression...

    Then I'm happy to inform you that you have WON a FREE LIFETIME ACCOUNT on CCDoubler.com!!! Just enter your credit card number in the blank, and you will get your credit limit DOUBLED automatically FOREVER!!!!
    So cool, you should sign up now!
    And everything you charge to your credit card will get automatically refunded immediately!!! IT's so COOL you'd have to be CRAZY to not sign up!!!

  20. Great! use it to eliminate duplicate stories... on Google Releases an API for Their Database · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The Slash programmers should build it in to their 'Post a Story' interface, so when they hit "preview" it will search google to find out if the Subject of the Story has ever been posted to slashdot before.

    Yeah my post is ironic given that this story was posted twice, but that just makes it more topical. This is a serious comment and good idea!

  21. further stats released.... on Cray's New Solid State Storage · · Score: 1

    Follow the link, and you'll see some even more impressive benchmarks:

    Install cost: $200T
    this is equivalent to 150 United Kingdom GDP's!
    Maintainance cost: $40B/ms
    or on average $40T per second of cash straight into Cray's pocket!
    This is equivalent to the amount of money 240 Bill Gates' lose when he stops to pick his nose!

  22. best are people translators on Distributed Translation Project · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I think it will be many years before a computer translation will ever be as good as a human translator!

  23. wouldn't it have been cooler ... on Camera Meets Speedometer, Travel Across Country Together · · Score: 1

    if he had aimed the camera out the front instead of the side?
    Then the quicktime movie would be much cooler, rather than half the frames being shapeless blurs.

    Still a cool idea.

    We had the idea of hooking a servo motor up to a laser pointer and a web-cam, and letting people on the web play with the cat! Our cat is really vicious so maybe i'll finally get to play with it that way!

  24. Two Phase Random Routing on Deep Algorithms? · · Score: 1
    I like this algorithm because it's non-intuitive. I think we learned about this in Parallel Programming class.
    Basically, if you have a lot of network-linked boxes that you want to use for performing some parallel task, you run into network bottlenecks sometimes depending on how the network is structured. Esp. if you have a couple nodes which are doing a lot of communication, they can tie up a segment of the network, and all the other nodes get hurt.

    Two Phase Random Routing simply says, if you want to send data to some node, don't send it straight there. First send it to a random other node, who will forward it on.

    Amazingly, this fixes the problem.

    I don't remember if this was more effective for some networks/applications than others, but I thought it was cool.

  25. Re:Typical. on Microsoft XP License Prohibits VNC · · Score: 1
    ...run other executable software residing on the Workstation Computer

    Isn't this a little far reaching? Wouldn't this include things like CGI scripts/exes that were invoked through a web page by someone else on the internet?
    Seems pretty stupid to me. ...so you can't run any program on a WinXP box unless you're sitting in front of it.
    Also, who does this EULA mean by "You"? You who bought it only? This means my mom/bro/roommate/gfriend/etc aren't licensed to run any software under WinXP?
    dumb dumb dumb...
    oh well i'll stick to mac/linux. have fun slaving for microsoft you poor saps