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  1. Re:What? on Is There An OS On My Hard Drive? · · Score: 1
    How about:

    "Move 10,000 units of these per month...

    For great justice!"

  2. Re:Polish on Use Multiple Channels for Faster Wireless Networking · · Score: 1

    Man, I wish we could get RPN calculators here in Poland!

  3. Re:Range is fine but... on Use Multiple Channels for Faster Wireless Networking · · Score: 1
    Reminds me of the old "space race era" joke about Poland announcing that while the U.S.S.R. and U.S.A. were vying to put a man on the moon, the Poles were sending a man to the sun.

    When asked how they planned to have him survive the incredible heat, the response was "we're going to do it at night!"

  4. Re:Three words... on The Oldest Mouse Contest · · Score: 1
    "Oldest Mouse"?

    Wouldn't that be "Steamboat Willie"?

  5. Re:Agreed! on Phillip Greenspun: Java == SUV · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    I just want you commie pinko fagots to know that I own TWO Ford Expeditions each with the BIG V-8, and I drive 'em EVERY FRIGGIN' DAY!!!!

    Thanks, I really needed to get that off my chest.

  6. Re:Duh on Sun's Schwartz Speaks Out on Linux, SCO · · Score: 1
    I've just bought the copyright for VMS from the subsidiary of a spin-off of a minor division of Compaq.

    First thing I'm gonna do is sue the bejeebers out of Microsoft for using the semicolon--to which I own the exclusive rights in a computing environment--to separate email addresses in Outlook.

  7. Re:well damn! on Hotel Being Sued for Using the Dewey Decimal System · · Score: 1

    Even with the advent of Google, I have as yet been unable to discover who the hell "Dewey Decimal" was.

  8. Re:NAT & firewall on End Of the Line for SpeakFreely: NATed to Death · · Score: 1
    it's not like you get a /48 assigned to you that's then yours forever.

    Here's one place you can go to prove you're wrong.

  9. Re:NAT & firewall on End Of the Line for SpeakFreely: NATed to Death · · Score: 1
    if they cost anything significant, the ISP should sell conectivity without access to their servers at a lower price.

    Ab-sim-o-lutely!

    I'm just a "regular guy," a computer user. I'm a consulting engineer who works out of my home office, and I have a home-built AMD box sitting in the closet in my office that is my "Internet Server."

    Email goes there. Yes, I use Earthlink (my ISP) SMTP, but that's so I don't have to fuss with the settings to make sure I don't serve as an open relay. I could just as easily send from here.

    About the only thing I really use my ISP for is a newsfeed, because (again) I'm too lazy to set up to suck News because Usenet just ain't what it use to be. But again, I could probably set up NNTP and SMTP on my box one lazy Saturday if I chose.

    And if I "own" my own block of IPv6 addresses, all I need is a line in/out. I don't care if Earthlink provides it, or my neighborhood grocery store.

  10. Mod Parent up == WAY up! on Groklaw Sends A Dear Darl Letter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    One of the funniest things I've seen here. Worthy of publication by "The Onion."

    Thanks for the ROTFLOL thing.

  11. Re:You know on Groklaw Sends A Dear Darl Letter · · Score: 4, Funny
    "A dynamic operating company"

    What the hell does that mean?

    It means that it's more unpredictable than a "static operating company."

  12. Re:NAT & firewall on End Of the Line for SpeakFreely: NATed to Death · · Score: 1
    But won't IPv6 sort of spell the end of ISPs as we have known them?

    I mean, if you have more addresses available than computers that will be manufactured in the next millenium, why do I have to depend upon an ISP to dole them out parsimoniously?

    Seems to me that you can get a block of the things assigned to you RIGHT NOW, with no muss/no fuss, more than you'll probably ever need your whole life (we'll probably end up bequeathing our network blocks to our posterity when we die).

    The only thing you'll need then is a connection to the 'net. How long before that becomes as commonplace as getting telephone line?

    IMO, we're headed toward "free flight" in terms of how you connect to the cyber-world.

  13. Re:Bad news.... on Magnets To Replace Bluetooth? · · Score: 1

    I thought he had already survived the Great Magnetic Field. What's HE got to worry about?

  14. Re:Can you hear me now? on Magnets To Replace Bluetooth? · · Score: 1
    All my credit cards seem to be erased.

    Did you recently get married, by any chance?

  15. Re:Induction on Magnets To Replace Bluetooth? · · Score: 1
    Whats new here?

    Replacing Bluetooth.

  16. Re:What they don't tell you is... on Tzero Electric Car: 0-60 in 3.7 Seconds · · Score: 1

    My question wasn't serious.

  17. Re:What they don't tell you is... on Tzero Electric Car: 0-60 in 3.7 Seconds · · Score: 3, Funny

    So if you don't run the car for at least the full 4 seconds every time, does it eventually only get up to about 30 mph because of that "battery memory" problem?

  18. Re:"Developing technologies" on Microsoft Works on Search Capabilities · · Score: 1
    Well, I've had to "search" many a time for the original CD jewel case and the Install Code thingy, when reinstalling the various Windows flavors after they invariably get hosed up (about once or twice a year).

    So I consider that their "developing search technoloy" is pretty mature.

  19. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. on Monty Python's Holy Grail goes Broadway · · Score: 1
    (except for that weird shouting humor of Germany)

    To my certain knowledge, Dieter NEVER shouts.

  20. Re:Great! on Digital Ink On Billboards · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    ...controled by my toaster that runs BSD!

    How unfortunate for you that *BSD is dead.

  21. Re:Why oh why... on Digital Ink On Billboards · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    What, you mean to tell me that porn doesn't depend/use advertising for its own existence?

    Hell, for that matter, you can argue that pr0n relies on the MILITARY for its own existence!

    Ever see the inside of a barracks? They don't need wallpaper; Penthouse and Hustler are there.

  22. Re:About time on Orson Scott Card on mp3 File Sharing · · Score: 1
    So you're convinced that the number of broadband users is static? That it's not going to grow?

    You don't think that the vast majority of users will access the 'net via broadband in the next decade?

  23. Re:About time on Orson Scott Card on mp3 File Sharing · · Score: 1
    Current economics dictate that if I want to become popular, I'll need people around me supporting.

    So? Hire your own.

    Why do you need a one-size-fits-all corporation to do this, when you can "outsource" to your heart's content?

    I can hire a public relations firm, who work for ME, to do all the "connecting" that I want.

    The method used by the entertainment industry is outmoded. It is based on a monopolistic creed that stipulates that all the contacts needed are in L.A., or whatever.

    Sorry, but the infrastructure provided by digital channels far outstrips anything the Hollywood or New York distribution outlets were ever able to do.

    I can write a book, have someone (who works for ME) edit the thing, put it on Amazon.Com and have it printed on demand by IUniverse or similar, and never need this corporate infrastructure that is bloated and vampiristic.

    And I keep the majority of the profits, and the publicists, editors, printers-on-demand, and retail channels will all make their money, too.

    Who won't make the money are the Vodka Gimlet-swilling pimps--er--lawyers who make up the old, outmoded monopoly that is the "entertainment industry."

  24. Re:Complete history on StarOffice 7, GNOME-Office 1.0 Released · · Score: 1
    Does this mean Microsoft Office is dying, StarOffice is dying or OpenOffice is dying?

    Actually, it means that everything starts with *BSD.

    Which, btw, is dying.

  25. Re:Relationship to Mad Hatter? on StarOffice 7, GNOME-Office 1.0 Released · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think the important thing to note here is that a major player, Sun, thinks it's time to challenge MS on the desktop with Linux.

    I don't think even IBM has been ready to go that far (well, they could've done it with OS/2 eight or nine years ago, and I don't see that they've grown a spine since that time).

    This'll be interesting to watch.