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Monty Python's Holy Grail goes Broadway

Sixyphe writes "First sighted on Yahoo News, it would seem that Eric Idle of Monty Python fame is working on a Broadway musical adaptation of everybody's favorite source of accurate medieval data, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The goal is 2005, and the working title is Spamelot (and not Spamalot, contrary to what an AP wire claims). And as a bonus to all you North-American Python fans, Eric Idle is soon to be touring in Canada and the US."

313 comments

  1. What is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

    1. Re:What is.. by Ack_OZ · · Score: 1, Funny

      an african or a european swallow?

    2. Re:What is.. by goodbye_kitty · · Score: 1

      a bird that either can or cannot carry a coconut from the tropics to ye olde england.

    3. Re:What is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only until it reaches New York.

    4. Re:What is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      overrated...? guess the moderator didn't get the joke...

    5. Re:What is.. by BobGarcia · · Score: 1

      Since I actually possess an half-a-coconut as presented to me (first 50 people got one) by Mr. Eric Idle at the Los Angeles premier of "...Grail", I feel entitled to comment at this point. About coconuts. And swallows. So I have done that. Thank you.

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    6. Re:What is.. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > guess the moderator didn't get the joke...

      Or, *MAYBE*, it wasn't funny! Nah, couldn't be that...

    7. Re:What is.. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Only until it reaches New York.

      Yeah, the airspeed of a plane tends to drop significantly when hit with a building. It's a terrible thing, that big, bad building hitting a defenseless little plane like that.

  2. Ni! by LurkerXXX · · Score: 5, Funny
    And we shall decorate the set with shrubbery.

    One over there, an another over there...

    1. Re:Ni! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only a model.

      Shhhh....

    2. Re:Ni! by twiddlingbits · · Score: 0

      Since it's on Broadway I guess they will get to "sing and dance a lot". I can just imagine the Audience Participation as in Rocky Horror. A whole audience yelling "Ni" might be rough on the actors ;)

    3. Re:Ni! by dolo666 · · Score: 0

      and a HERRRRRRING! :)

    4. Re:Ni! by marcel-jan.nl · · Score: 2, Funny

      ..only slightly higher, so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.

    5. Re:Ni! by override11 · · Score: 1

      A Path, A Path, A PATH!!!!

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  3. Sweet! by digital+bath · · Score: 1

    I'm not usually a fan of this kind of stuff, but oh god! do I love monty python.

    I guess I'll just wait a bit for the probable flood of holy grail quotes/jests.

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    1. Re:Sweet! by Golias · · Score: 1

      If it works, it will be the first funny thing Eric Idle will have done in decades. Here's hoping!

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  4. Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think this is the main reason Americans really take to the Monty Python troupe. Rather than the normal subdued humor that is the hallmark of European humor (except for that weird shouting humor of Germany), Monty Python takes absurd scenes and works them over the top. In American culture the bigger, louder, more powerful, and more blatant something is, the better.

    How popular is MP in Europe?

    1. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful
      wow - overt racism modded up as interesting; what is Slashdot coming to?

      oh wait, it's racism against Americans, that's okay on Slashdot - i forgot.

    2. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Bob+The+Lizard · · Score: 5, Funny

      How popular is MP in Europe?

      I don'y know about Europe, but most MPs arn't very popular in NZ. :-)

    3. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by kaan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shut up! Shut up, you American! You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and you say, "Let me tell ya something...", and "I've just gotta say this..."

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    4. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well consider that GvR is Dutch....

    5. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Monkelectric · · Score: 4, Insightful
      americans are all stupid, blah blah ...

      What you see on the TV isn't *really* what americans like. It's what bullshit TV execs think americans like. I've enjoyed the hell out of british shows like, sharp's rifles, mr bean/black adder/thin blue line, danger uxb, all creatures great and small, yes minister ... etc. I think given a chance american audiences would rise to the task and appreciate more sophisticated humor ... if given a chance, that is...

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    6. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans are not a race.

      It's not racism; it's just a stupid comment.

    7. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Americans are not a race.

      Yeah, they're a disease.

    8. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do you mean subdued as in "Bennie Hill"? Or perhaps the subtle reparte that we see in "Are You Being Served"?

      Just asking.

    9. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny is funny. If something has to be understood in context of your culture to be funny, it's not funny. Monty Python is funny.

    10. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by kdsolutions · · Score: 0

      Yeah, most of us americans are fuck-offs anyway...

      You sure Monty Python isn't a group of americans?

      Seriously, I love MP, but are you sure they;re not americans??

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    11. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      you probably aren't the average american, nor are most slashdot readers. Most americans go for the kind of stuff you see on TV. Because that's what most american's (not necessarily you) find funny.

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    12. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Aussie · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Actually, MP was known to make their jokes less subtle for the US audiences.

      eg: "Do you want to come upstairs ?" becomes "Do you want a blowjob ?" in the US version of the travel agent sketch.

    13. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Probably more like Fawlty Towers.

    14. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by dolo666 · · Score: 1

      Black Adder is my hero. I just love how his quirky relatives toss him into the most obnoxious situations. Makes ya wonder what makes Bean tick, y'know... and I think it's still really hillarious to see reruns.

      Okay, this from a guy who liked 3's Company, but hey, Mr Roper was really sneaky trying to catch Jack in bed with the girls!

    15. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Stubtify · · Score: 1

      Americans are not a Race, they're a nation, this is not racism, its Nationalism!

    16. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by ncc74656 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Americans are not a race.

      Yeah, they're a disease.

      Go away, or I shall taunt you a sec...oh wait, that's obviously your line.

      Schmuck.

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    17. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you mean subdued as in "Bennie Hill"? Or perhaps the subtle reparte that we see in "Are You Being Served"?

      Maybe he's talking about Red Dwarf? Or the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

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    18. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by theTerribleRobbo · · Score: 0

      ... Well you're dead now, so SHUT UP!

    19. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Red Dwarf is "subdued"? Is that what they call unfunny shit in England?

    20. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by R.Caley · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Americans are not a race.

      They're too fat to race.

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    21. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Illbay · · Score: 1
      (except for that weird shouting humor of Germany)

      To my certain knowledge, Dieter NEVER shouts.

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    22. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by override11 · · Score: 1

      Eeevry sperm is precious....

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    23. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans are not a nation, either. This is something that Euros don't understand, and that undereducated Americans ignorantly go along with. Americans have a trans-national political identity. Why do most Americans call their ethnicity their "nationality?" Because they understand that nationality is actually an ethnic identity, and citizenship is an entirely separate, political identity. The identity of (sorry, couldn't think of a better word) nationality and citizenship is originally a product of the European nation-state ideology.

    24. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Subdued, like Mrs. Slocum's pussy[-cat] and the "poof" that's "soft in the middle"? Subdued, like Cat and Kryten in Red Dwarf? Subdued, like Friends', I mean, Coupling's bed-swapping? Yeah, subdued. Right. It's obvious that Dancin' Santa is an American. Only we Americans are stupid enough to assume that European culture is always "subdued" and subtle, because we're still dealing with that whole cultural inferiority complex that dates back to the mid-19th century. Let's remember some of the American stuff that was popular in Europe: David Hasselhoff - yeah, real subtle, that one. Edgar Allen Poe as a poet (in France): he of the absurdly thunking rhymes. Jerry Lewis. Monty Python comes right out of British culture - read about some of their influences, some time: some were American, but most were British. They were damned popular in the UK first, long before they became popular over here.

    25. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by psycht · · Score: 1

      I didn't know yo momma was Dutch!

      not MP, but you should get that. its damn funny

    26. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Look at all those bloody Catholics, filling the bloody word with bloody people that can't bloody well afford to feed"

    27. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The salmon mousse!"

    28. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by drakaan · · Score: 1

      You mean: "Every sperm is sacred...". I think it's been too long since somebody watched "The Meaning of Life".

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    29. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by junkgoof · · Score: 1

      Must have seen the wrong year. It took them a couple of years to get the characters down, and then it was funny until the gestalt entity (Rob Naylor) fissioned. The first two books were funny, the competing ones by the fissioned halves sucked rocks.

      I don't think subdued was the word to describe the good Red Dwarf episodes. I wonder if I still have them on tape, they don't show new ones (for good reason) any more, and I haven't seen a rerun on in a while.

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    30. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Archangel_Azazel · · Score: 1

      ...and it makes me sad...very sad indeed.

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    31. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Mordac · · Score: 1

      Oh dear, you didn't use canned salmon.

    32. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by lightsaber1 · · Score: 1
      What you see on the TV isn't *really* what americans like.

      Unfortunately you're wrong: TV execs don't give a shit what americans like. They put on what will make them most profitable. Since it's the only thing on, they'll be able to market it well enough to make people watch it.

      It also occurs to me that some of the more idiotic things on american tv (certain game shows, reailty tv, etc...) actually originated in Europe in one way or another.

      I've enjoyed the hell out of british shows like, sharp's rifles, mr bean/black adder/thin blue line, danger uxb, all creatures great and small, yes minister.

      ...and Fawlty Towers...that's a classic. And coming away from TV, we have the late Douglas Adams, possibly the best thing to happen to the literary world since...sliced bread.

      I'd also like to mention that Eric Idle was just in London, Ontario about a week ago doing his Greedy Bastard series (possibly as part of the comedy festival they had, but that might have been over by then), and they interviewed him on the radio...was quite an interesting interview.

    33. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by merchant_x · · Score: 1

      "Do you want to come upstairs ?" becomes "Do you want a blowjob ?" in the US version of the travel agent sketch.

      I have to agree with them then. As an American I find the change makes it quite a bit funnier.

    34. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by merchant_x · · Score: 1

      Ha Ha Ha Ha, It's funny cause it's true, now where did my sack of Twinkies go to?

    35. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by corbettw · · Score: 4, Funny

      When you want to put down Americans and their TV watching, just remember: it wasn't America who made "Baywatch" the most watched show on the planet.

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    36. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by kanedaddy · · Score: 1

      the reason they have to be louder and less subtle for US audiences is that no american would understand a damn word of what they're saying otherwise.

    37. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by linuxelf · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Can you please elaborate on how sliced bread helped the literary world? Or, perhaps, you could explain again how sheep's bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes...

      > possibly the best thing to happen to the literary world since...sliced bread.

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    38. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by lightsaber1 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Certainly.

      Can you please elaborate on how sliced bread helped the literary world?

      Didn't hurt. But more than that, it meant authors didn't have to slice their bread themselves...putting in great jeopardy those precious fingers with which they write.

      Or, perhaps, you could explain again how sheep's bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes...

      This one's tougher. But you see, there are a lot of sheep in New Zealand and, well, not a lot of earthquakes there. It would follow that sheep's bladders prevent earthquakes. My guess would be that the urine absorbs something from the bladder which, when applied to the soil, stabilizes the land, preventing earthquakes.

    39. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "shut up shut up you American..." line is paraphrasing from the movie. It's Mr. Death speaking and then he goes on to reem out the British as well. The scene ends with everyone dying and their spirits going up to the sky but not before they say "shall we take our cars?", "yes why not"

    40. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Are You Being Served" is a comedy?

    41. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Archwyrm · · Score: 1

      You are right, it was T&A that made "Baywatch" the most watched show on the planet.

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    42. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Ricdude · · Score: 1

      Three's Company? You do know the american show was based on the BBC Comedy "Man About The House?", don't you? =) A surprisingly large number of popular shows in the US are based on british TV shows...

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    43. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by smithmc · · Score: 1

      What you see on the TV isn't *really* what americans like. It's what bullshit TV execs think americans like.

      No, it is what Americans like. TV networks spend a lot of money to find out what Americans like. It just isn't what you (or I, for that matter) like. (Well, I like some of it - e.g. Seinfeld and several of the HBO Original Series, especially The Sopranos and Sex and the City, but by no means all of it.)

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    44. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Stubtify · · Score: 1

      wow... comedy isn't your biggest strength huh?

  5. It's just insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can you write a play using whitespace for blocks?

    1. Re:It's just insane by the_other_one · · Score: 1

      It probably is possible.
      If SCO can make a case using whitespace for code.

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  6. I just hope by the_other_one · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just hope that they eat Sr. Robin's minstrels early.

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  7. Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by JasonUCF · · Score: 5, Insightful

    EVERYTHING DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A MUSICAL!

    Oh lord, when will it end. Please. Monty Python has created some of the most hysterical movies I have ever seen. Their skit/sketch comedy was genius. Yes, they sometimes had musical bits.

    But *ONE MEMBER* reworking Holy Grail?

    Sorry, I can't be a fanboy. All I can think is.
    'Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo'

    1. Re:Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by xybe · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean: Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiii

    2. Re:Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a knee-jerk moron.

    3. Re:Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by JasonMaggini · · Score: 0, Troll

      Some things (I would say most things, but that's me) just don't work as a musical.

      Anybody remeber "Carrie: The Musical"?

      Exactly.

    4. Re:Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by heli0 · · Score: 1

      It can not be any worse than the Broadway adaption of Voltaire's Candide.

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    5. Re:Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by niko9 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      EVERYTHING DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A MUSICAL!

      Oh lord, when will it end. Please. Monty Python has created some of the most hysterical movies I have ever seen. Their skit/sketch comedy was genius. Yes, they sometimes had musical bits.

      But *ONE MEMBER* reworking Holy Grail?

      Sorry, I can't be a fanboy. All I can think is.
      'Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo'


      Relaaaax, in through the nose, out through the mouth. The carpal pedal spasms will go away in a few minutes.

      Not everything is a musical.

      I gather you haven't seen The Producers on Broadway, have you? There was no Wilder or Mostel, but it was the most fun I have had in a loooooong time.

      It's just a musical.

    6. Re:Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by Nept · · Score: 1

      Or rather ...

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    7. Re:Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I gather you haven't seen The Producers on Broadway, have you? There was no Wilder or Mostel, but it was the most fun I have had in a loooooong time.

      I saw Producers here in Chicago, when they were still fine-tuning the production. You know what made it such a success? None other than the original creator (Mel Brooks) working with the show daily to refine and perfect it. This is something that Monty Python, love 'em dearly, just don't have in this situation-- namely the entire opperation condensed into a single mind.

      Call me cynical, but only ONE member of the original troupe signing on to do a musical adaption doesn't bode well for a theatrical production. Hell, it hardly bodes well for a movie, and IMO (I'm a creative writing major) it's much harder to script a musical than a screenplay.

      I'll pass on this one, and fondly watch the originals in their proper format instead.

    8. Re:Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by Psychotic_Wrath · · Score: 1

      We are no longer the knights that say Niii we are the knights that say Ikky Ikky Pakang Wo Poying Ni......... or however the hell its spelt

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    9. Re:Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you didn't notice, but Grail had a fair amount of singing in it already. Its not too far to turn it into a musical.

    10. Re:Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by Om242 · · Score: 1

      I absolutely agree. This is pathetic!

      All of you guys on here are foaming at the mouth over Eric Idle *ONCE AGAIN* being a corporate whore.

      Have any of you ever thought of WHY its only Eric Idle? Because the rest of them, in numerous interviews, simply stated that the end of MP happened with the death of Graham Chapman, and doing it without him is an injustice.

      Meanwhile, you got Eric Idle over here (who in old MP writing sessions back when they were doing Flying Circus wrote largely by himself while everyone else was in teams) continuing to gravy-train this franchise for everything its worth.

      Anyone remember the "Eric Idle Exploits Monty Python", the off-broadway show he toured with? Oh the pain! It was done because the other members wouldnt do it, even though they got offered millions. Yet, Eric, never one to turn down a big check at the expense of any kind of dignity chose to go at it alone.

      Leave it to Eric Idle to take what was good in Monty Python and drag it through the corporate, money-hungry, cesspool.

      As yet another example of the lows Eric Idle has sunk, who else here felt like burning their television set when they saw 'ol Eric in the sit-com 'Suddenly Susan'?

      SUDDENLY SUSAN!!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A FREAKING PYTHON!!! A LEGEND!!

      Anyway... take whatever Eric Idle does with a grain of salt big enough to choke on.

      ++Om

    11. Re:Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by Mesaeus · · Score: 1

      Why not ? I'm thinking about the Camelot scenes in the film, if they can get the musical as good as that, it's a winner :D

    12. Re:Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So don't go see it. Simple enough.

    13. Re:Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

      Are you sure he did not mean 'ecky ecky pikang zoom boing mumble mumble'?

    14. Re:Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by MoronGames · · Score: 0

      I have but one word for you. It! It, it it!

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    15. Re:Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by youBastrd · · Score: 1

      You really mean: uuuuuugggghhhhhhhhhhhh!

      As in, the castle of.

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  8. I predict by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This will be the most pathetic thread in this story.

    I await proof to the contrary.

  9. Whatever you do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whatever you do do not eat the free 'Crunchy Frog' candy they give you at the entrance.

    1. Re:Whatever you do... by the_other_one · · Score: 3, Funny

      The Crunchy frog is ok if you are not a vegan.
      Watch out for the Spring Surprise though.

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  10. Re:cool by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously though , why does this meret a slashdot posting?

    Its Monte Python, for god's sake! Thats why! :D I mean, even the term "spam" is purely attributed to Monte Python. Its a nerd thing.

    I would say "You must be new here" but I don't need the karma.

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  11. they mentioned Evil Dead's musical by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    and evil Monte Python has an even larger evil cult following.

    (In all seriousness, Evil Dead 3 sucks. Evil Dead 2 is "meh". The original is awesome. Can't attest the musical, it's a self respect thing.)

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    1. Re:they mentioned Evil Dead's musical by ceswiedler · · Score: 1

      Evil Dead 3? As in Army of Darkness? That's an absolute classic, and the source for Duke Nukem's one-liners.

      "Hail to the King, baby."

    2. Re:they mentioned Evil Dead's musical by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1
      Can't attest the musical, it's a self respect thing.


      Listen bub. Anyone that fesses up to seeing not one, not two, but *all three* Evil Dead flicks is already short on self respect. So hell, why not catch the musical, too. I'll drive. =o
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    3. Re:they mentioned Evil Dead's musical by Hoki · · Score: 1
      Don't knock it 'till you see it.

      I went to the musical about a month ago, and all I can say is that it was funny as hell. A pity it was only a two week run. I would have loved to see it again. Check out www.evildeadthemusical.com for a sample of the fun.

  12. Critics Agree by michaelnz · · Score: 5, Funny

    "A wonderful play you'll never take a date to!"

    1. Re:Critics Agree by Crusader+of+Yore · · Score: 1

      >> "A wonderful play you'll never take a date to!"

      We obviously have very different taste in women.

    2. Re:Critics Agree by fruity1983 · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are these "dates" you speak of? Is this a reference to an earlier slashdot article?

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    3. Re:Critics Agree by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Funny

      We obviously have very different taste in women.

      He's obviously never tasted a woman.

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    4. Re:Critics Agree by Thavius · · Score: 1

      Dates - they're often expressed in deadlines. They make a wonderful WOOSH'ing noise when they fly by.

      Now, if you have a date, I'm wondering why you're at a Monty Python show, and not working? Otherwise you might get a second date - when you're no longer working.

    5. Re:Critics Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think a date is a kind of fruit you find in Arab countries. They're sugary and quite enjoyable to eat.

  13. Re:cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Because it's stuff that matters, nerd.

  14. Just one technical problem... by Elpacoloco · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Isn't one of them, uh, deceased? I imagine that makes it terribly difficult to perform on stage.

    1. Re:Just one technical problem... by goodbye_kitty · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unfortunately this didnt stop the Bee-Gees.

    2. Re:Just one technical problem... by Red+Warrior · · Score: 1

      He is no more.
      He is an un-actor.

      --
      "If, therefore, any be unhappy, let him remember that he is unhappy by reason of himself alone."
      ~Epictetus
    3. Re:Just one technical problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how they're going to portray the sudden death of the animator.

    4. Re:Just one technical problem... by LardBrattish · · Score: 2, Funny

      Graham Chapman will appear in every scene. >> But wasn't he cremated? Er yes, but he will appear in every scene, ashtrays, vacuum cleaners...

      --
      What are you listening to? (http://megamanic.blogetery.com/)
    5. Re:Just one technical problem... by Erik+K.+Veland · · Score: 1

      I think he performed terribly well on the Monty Python reunion show a couple of years back...

      --
      "I tend to think of OS X as Linux with QA and Taste", James Gosling, creator of Java
    6. Re:Just one technical problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for providing the only Monty Python quote in this entire goddamned thing that wasn't painfully tedious.

  15. Idle by ceswiedler · · Score: 4, Informative

    Gee...if only Eric Idle weren't my least favorite Python. Seriously, his stuff on the show and movies was so-so at best. Do any of the really classic Python quotes or scenes have Idle in them?

    (Michael Palin, of course, being the best, with Terry Jones as Most Underrated).

    1. Re:Idle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Eh? He was the "bring out yer dead" guy in Holy Grail as well as "Roger the Shrubber", in "Life of Brian" he did the Stan/Loretta character ("I want to have babies..."), and of course he sang "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" at the end.

      In the skits, he co-wrote a number of the songs, and had a few memorable characters, the "Bruces" skit comes to mind...

    2. Re:Idle by Jonin893 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more!
      Idle was Sir Robin and was the guy on the cross next to Brian.
      Idle was the best singer. I dunno, he might have been the weakest, but he had his moments. Some roles were roles only he could play. He's kinda like Phil Hartman on SNL. Doesn't have the most individually funny characters, but he did so many things that only he could do (announcers is the one that springs to mind quickest).
      Also, I think he was one of the better writers. "Road to Mars" and his other movies are excellent. "Nuns on the Run" isn't "A Fish Called Wanda," but it is still an excellent movie.

    3. Re:Idle by A.T.+Hun · · Score: 1

      Actually, he is my favorite Python. Always has been. How about Veronica in "Party Hints by Veronica" or Mr. Badger concluding by putting his finger up his nose (he'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound). He was always good at playing slightly racier women. I got a chance to see his show in Minneapolis. Seeing him dressed up as Dolly Taylor and singing the "opposite" of the Penis Song was a riot.

    4. Re:Idle by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      the guy on the cross next to Brian.

      I believe he's credited as "Mr. Cheeky".

      Guard: Crucifixion?
      Mr. Cheeky: No, freedom, actually.

      --
      The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy
    5. Re:Idle by Best_Username_Ever · · Score: 1

      How can you play favourites with Monty Python crew? I wouldn't know where to begin. It's hard to say who had what input into what sketch, surely you can just appreciate the whole show and leave it at that.

      Do any of the really classic Python quotes or scenes have Idle in them?

      Hmm, how about the "I'm not dead" scene in The Holy Grail, or the bit where they are trying to determine how to tell if someone is a witch ... "Churches!", or the "Big Nose" scene in The Life of Brian. I love Michael Palin and Terry Jones, but I wouldn't rain on Eric Idle's parade because of it. They are all legends as far as I am concerned.

    6. Re:Idle by masque12 · · Score: 1

      Mr. Cheeky was played by Eric Idle, but he was the one who was taken down and let go. The guy next to Brian singing at the end *was* also Eric Idle, but not Mr. Cheeky.

    7. Re:Idle by stang · · Score: 1

      Actually, Eric Idle wrote the "Argument Clinic" sketch. I think it's the funniest thing they ever did and one of the funniest bits of comedy ever.

      --
      "200 Quatloos on the newcomer!" "300 Quatloos against!"
    8. Re:Idle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't it Idle in the classic sketch most applicable to Slashdotters: You're quite the ladies man, aren't you? (wink wink, nudge nudge)

    9. Re:Idle by merchant_x · · Score: 1

      Do any of the really classic Python quotes or scenes have Idle in them?

      Well the first that comes to my mind is the Nudge, Nudge Sketch, a classic and funny sketch.

      A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

    10. Re:Idle by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Actually, Eric Idle wrote the "Argument Clinic" sketch. I think it's the funniest thing they ever did and one of the funniest bits of comedy ever.

      I agree. Are you sure Idle wrote it? I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just surprised.

    11. Re:Idle by tsch · · Score: 1
      well...

      I've always been partial to his scene in Life of Brian where he plays the guard with the speech impedement.

      ("Jailer2")

      Roman Just a moment, would you? Jailer. How many have come through?

      Jailer1 What?

      Roman Uh... how many have come through?

      Jailer1 What?

      Jailer2 Uh, Y-y-y-you'll have to s-s-spea s-s-s-sp s-s-s-sp s-s-speak up a-a bit, sir. He's-he's-he's-he's de. He's-he's-he's-dea. He's-he's-he's deaf as a, deaf as a p-p-post, sir.

      Roman Eh... How Many Have Come Through??!!

      Jailer1 Hhhih hih hih nyih nyih nyih.

      Roman Oh dear.

      Jailer2 I make it ninety ffffff... ninety ffffff... ninety ffffff... ninety six, sir.

      Roman It's such a senseless waste of human life, isn't it?

      Jailer2 N-n-n-n-NO, sir. Not for these b-b-BASTARDS, sir. C-crrr-crrrr-crrrr crrrrucifixion's too good for them, sir.

      Roman I don't think you could say it's too good for them. It's, it's very nasty.

      Jailer2 Well, it's not as n-n-n-na na na. Not as nasty as something I just thought up, sir.

      Roman No. Uh, now, um. Crucifixion.

      Brian Is there someone I can speak to?

      Roman Well...

      Jailer1 I know where to get it, if you want it.

      Roman What?

      Jailer2 Don't worry about hi-hi-him, sir. He-he's de. He's de. He's deaf and Mmmmmmmmmad, sir.

      Roman Well how did he get the job?

      Jailer2 Bloody Pilate's pet, sir.

      and he also plays the red-headed jerk in LoB, too. And he's the wink-wink, knudge-knudge guy. Etc.

    12. Re:Idle by ceswiedler · · Score: 1

      According to the BBC, it's Cleese/Chapman. I do agree that it's one of the absolute best Python moments.


      A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue anymore.
      M: What?!
      A: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another
      five minutes.
      M: Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!
      A: (Hums)
      M: Look, this is ridiculous.
      A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
      M: Oh, all right.
      (pays money)
      A: Thank you.
      short pause
      M: Well?
      A: Well what?
      M: That wasn't really five minutes, just now.
      A: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.
      M: I just paid!
      A: No you didn't.
      M: I DID!
      A: No you didn't.
      M: Look, I don't want to argue about that.
      A: Well, you didn't pay.
      M: Aha. If I didn't pay, why are you arguing? I Got you!
      A: No you haven't.
      M: Yes I have. If you're arguing, I must have paid.
      A: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.
      M: Oh I've had enough of this.
      A: No you haven't.
      M: Oh Shut up.

    13. Re:Idle by AlphaHelix · · Score: 1
      It really sucks, but it's true. He was the least talented of the MP players by far. He's like the Chevy Chase of SNL. And he's just been riding the coattails of the Python legacy since, in one way or another. A quick overview of where they've been:



      John Cleese: "Fawlty Towers", "A Fish Called Wanda" (both brilliant), formed a company to make very funny instructional videos for businesses, is a Buhddist.



      Terry Gilliam: "Time Bandits," "Brazil," et cetera. Also brilliant.



      Graham Chapman: RIP.



      Michael Palin: "A Fish Called Wanda," "Brazil," and more recently some very amusing and enlightening travelogues, e.g., "Around the World in 80 Days."



      Terry Jones: Co-wrote "Labryinth", is a prolific writer in Medieval history.



      Eric Idle: "Nuns on the Run" and "Suddenly Susan."



      Need we say more?

      --
      * mild mannered physics grad student by day *
      * daring code hacker by night *
      http://www.silent-tristero.com
    14. Re:Idle by Telepathetic+Man · · Score: 1

      Idle wrote the song "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life". The only song Monty Python related to hit number one on the pop charts! What do you mean he never did anything?

      The last laugh is on you. - Eric Idle

      --
      Just because you can, does not mean you should.
    15. Re:Idle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed the best part of that bit. As soon as Brian and the Roman are gone, the two Jailers procede to talk calmly in normal voices.

  16. "And spank me-" "-and me" by abscr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hopefully the actor that is going save get Galahad from the virgins is late coming onto the stage which will call for some adlibing . . .

    1. Re:"And spank me-" "-and me" by echucker · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this would be a prime spot to have some audience participation. :-)

    2. Re:"And spank me-" "-and me" by Cancel · · Score: 1

      Oh, take a cold shower, both of you.

  17. Do you think... by i.r.id10t · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you think they'll have a Spanish Inquisition? 'Cause I don't think I'd expect it...

    --
    Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
    1. Re:Do you think... by ReallyBigNumber · · Score: 1

      Nobody expects the... aauugh, just forget it.

    2. Re:Do you think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Do you think they'll have a Spanish Inquisition? 'Cause I don't think I'd expect it...

      No. Their chief weapon will be surprise. Fear and Surprise. And ruthless dedication, no er, amongst their many weapons will be such elements as surprise, fear, er, can I come in again?

  18. Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Troll

    It's sad to see someone who was once so funny and so creative now trying to pump every last dime out of thirty year old material like a talentless hack. I guess comedy truly is a young man's game.

    1. Re:Sad by lewko · · Score: 1
      You obviously haven't been to see Mel Brooks Broadway adaptation of "The Producers" (1968) .

      Mel Brooks is hardly young.

      Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

      --
      Do you or your partner snore? - Visit www.snoring.com.au
    2. Re:Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      At least Idle is being obvious about it, and IMHO he's far from washed up (see "the Rutles"). In 2000 he did a brief tour called "Eric Idle Exploits Monty Python" and his current tour is called the "Greedy Ba$tard Tour" (where he does some of his other stuff as well as Python).

    3. Re:Sad by Golias · · Score: 1
      IMHO he's far from washed up (see "the Rutles")

      The Rutles was 25 years ago. Yes, he is washed up (see his guest-staring role on the final, dying season of "Suddenly Susan"... actually, don't. It's every bit as awful as it sounds.)

      I have modest hopes for "The Remains of the Piano" to be funny, and I pray that this musical doesn't suck, but Eric Idle has not been very funny in a long, long time, unless you count the many times he's recycled the stuff he and the other Pythons wrote back in the late 1960s. Think about that for a moment. The 1960s. Then a few movies, ending with "Life of Brian" in 1979. Then jack shit.

      When you think about it, why should he bother to do anything good anymore, when he can fill up concert halls at $50 a ticket for nothing but him singing "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" and "The Galaxy Song" on a cheap acoustic guitar?

      --

      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    4. Re:Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If anyone has heard him sing, they'd know Idle is still amazing. I've heard him on NPR a few times. Great voice and guitar. Nasty and fun lyrics.

  19. Oh yeah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time for the killer rabbit to shine!

  20. Just imagine .... by bizitch · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. the full size cow being catapulted into the audience

    The possiblities are endless -

    --
    ---- "Logoff! That cookie shit makes me nervous!" - A. Soprano
    1. Re:Just imagine .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as opposed to a miniature cow?

    2. Re:Just imagine .... by doomdog · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they catapulted CowboyNeal into the audience, I'd definitely consider going to the show :)

    3. Re:Just imagine .... by LynXmaN · · Score: 1

      You don't frighten us, public pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of silly persons. I blow my nose on you, so-called broadway public, you and your silly American kiniggets.

      --
      May the source be with you!
    4. Re:Just imagine .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they will catapult a full size cow to the audience, I'm gonna get a ticket. Hope they certifed the cow being Mad Cow disease free.

  21. Bizarre Time Warp by Black+Mage+Balthazar · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Wow, I actually read about something in a newspaper days before it was on /. Either way I'm excited about watching it. Love those guys.

  22. Ohhh, I'm so stupid by Elpacoloco · · Score: 1

    It's only BASED on Monty Python scripts, not necesarily performed by them.

  23. Re:cool by druske · · Score: 2, Funny
    Seriously though , why does this meret a slashdot posting?
    To justify the "foot" icon, of course!

    I have fond memories of sitting in an upscale Japanese hibachi restaurant 15 years ago with a bunch of programmer "nerds" singing the Spam song. That, and an alcohol-induced duet of Sit on My Face with a coworker's wife. Come to think of it, it's surprisingly difficult to get arrested for disturbing the peace.

    My God, man, had this not shown up on Slashdot many a fine nerd might have missed Idle's tour. He's no Darl McBride, but he's still pretty damn funny...
  24. It's good to see by alex_ant · · Score: 5, Funny

    That he's not just sitting around being idle

    1. Re:It's good to see by barfy · · Score: 1

      Of course he is... Don't be daft.

  25. But really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I rather found Monty Python's Life of Brian funnier (and it may perhaps be easier to recreate as a broadway musical, less props and all) than Holy Grail.

    But anyway, this'll be very interesting (aside from merely nostalgic of a film many of us have seen multiple times)

    Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

    1. Re:But really... by BJH · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine the trouble they'd have if they reinstated the scenes with the Jewish Nazis?

    2. Re:But really... by PimpNinjaWannaBee · · Score: 1, Funny

      So what you aww saying is that you whaatew see a wewelease/bwoadway show of Life of Bwwian instead?

    3. Re:But really... by Jarlsberg · · Score: 1

      Ditto. I love the Grail movie, but I think it's overrated compared to the other Python movies, esp. Life of Brian, which has to be Pythons funniest and most coherent film.

  26. Could be cool by yoshi1013 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It has potential, it would certainly be a lot of fun to see stuff like the Camelot scene performed live.

    But what I'm more interested in is how on earth they're going to end it?

    They can't really have a cameraman being bumped into by the press or something because that particular 4th wall doesn't exist onstage.

    Maybe they'll have policemen storm the aisles and evacuate the theater.

    1. Re:Could be cool by jwriney · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...it would certainly be a lot of fun to see stuff like the Camelot scene performed live.

      It's only a model.

      --riney

    2. Re:Could be cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that webcomic fucking sucks. nothing funny at all. no one cares about the funny little things thought up on the subway. it's shit.

    3. Re:Could be cool by bersl2 · · Score: 1
      We're Knights of the Round Table
      We dance whene'er we're able
      We do routines and chorus scenes
      With footwork impecable
      We're opera-mad in Camelot
      We eat ham and jam and spam a lot
      </song>

      I wanted to do something to the Camelot Song for a skit at school. Just have people doing crazy shit on stage.

      Also, LEGO did the Camelot Song using their eponymous objects. The movie used to be on the LEGO site, but they seem to have removed it. It was very amusing to listen to it in a fast forward.
    4. Re:Could be cool by anakuran · · Score: 3, Informative

      Still available here :)

    5. Re:Could be cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sshhhh...

  27. SPOILER ALERT ?!?!?! by rizzo · · Score: 1

    THANKS for ruining the ending for me!

    --

    "More organs means more human." - Zim

    1. Re:SPOILER ALERT ?!?!?! by the_other_one · · Score: 1

      That's not the ending.
      The ending is where .... oh look a bunny..........

      --
      134340: I am not a number. I am a free planet!
    2. Re:SPOILER ALERT ?!?!?! by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      That's not the ending.

      The ending is where .... oh look a bunny..........

      Personally, I hope they change the ending. I always thought the ending was rather, disappointing. I mean, it's not like they all end up on crucifixes seeing a happy song or anything.

      --
      Like what I said? You might like my music
  28. Is it funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Okay... so I am going to get mod-ed down into oblivion but I have to ask anyway. I finally rented Monty Python and the Holy Grail from Blockbuster and watched it a week or two ago. It started off very well and I could not stop laughing at the beginning credits.. in fact went through them twice. However, it went a little downhill from that point on. The jokes grew tiring and seemed forced. And to top it all off, the ending was strange.

    So why do people like it so much? Instead of mod-ing this as a troll, I would prefer replies to this message. Thanks!

    1. Re:Is it funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to watch it in 1979 while smoking a joint. Do that, and you will understand.

    2. Re:Is it funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually a movie like requires some fermentation time. If you hate it the first time you have to watch it again, then again, and again. At some point, the humor will finally hit you like a sock full of marbles. And let me tell you, that doesn't feel good. Each time I watch it, it gets better.

  29. On second thought... by Kedisar · · Score: 5, Funny

    On second thought, let's not go to Broadway. 'Tis a silly place.

    1. Re:On second thought... by Nept · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lancelot: Look, my liege!
      [trumpets]
      King Arthur: Spamelot!
      Sir Galahad: Spamelot!
      Lancelot: Spamelot!
      Patsy: It's only a musical.
      King Arthur: Shh!

      --
      "Teachers leave us kids alone ..." - Roger Waters, Pink Floyd
  30. I just watched the film recently by YllabianBitPipe · · Score: 1

    And I must say I could see it work quite well as a musical. Especially that foppish Prince Hubert guy, what a riot. I'd like to see his role expanded into several numbers.

  31. European Subtlety by The+Monster · · Score: 4, Funny
    Rather than the normal subdued humor that is the hallmark of European humor
    France. Jerry Lewis. 'Nuff said.
    --

    [100% ISO 646 Compliant]
    SVM, ERGO MONSTRO.

    1. Re:European Subtlety by eurostar · · Score: 1

      mod parent up, that is just *SO* funny...

      Wake up, where the hell did you get this idea from ?

      the all-time popular comics in france go by the names of Coluche, Bourvil, Louis De Funes, Mr Bean, Francis Blanche etc.etc.etc.

    2. Re:European Subtlety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I thought you people were good at sarcasm.

      But... Maybe you aren't gay.

      If you aren't gay you are probably one of those "Breeder French" employeed by the Ministry of White Population Growth.

    3. Re:European Subtlety by byolinux · · Score: 1

      "France... country that made Jerry Lewis famous for christ's sake!" - Denis Leary.

    4. Re:European Subtlety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Mr Bean is real subtle humour.

    5. Re:European Subtlety by eurostar · · Score: 1

      I forgot the number one comic that has the French rolling on the floor with hysterics right now: George W Bush !

  32. Broadway! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let us not go there for it is a silly place.

    Its only a model.

  33. Let's not go to Spamelot by kfg · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It's a silly place and the castle is only a model.

    Run away! Run Away!

    KFG

  34. I feel sorry for all the women out there... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... who are about to be exposed to endless repetitive Monty Python quotes. My gf was so relieved that I'm a Spaceballs fan.

    1. Re:I feel sorry for all the women out there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My only complaint about Spaceballs was the Mog's name. Why go for the cheap laughs? It was only funny for a second and then it was annoying.

      Now the Asshole family, that was funny.

    2. Re:I feel sorry for all the women out there... by Pseudonym · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, that's just the sort of blinkered, phillistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behind, squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for a struggling artist, you EXCREMENT! You whining, hypocritical toady with your colour TV set and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic secret handshakes. You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing BASTARD! Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you got down on your lousy stinking knees and begged me!

      Sorry, I don't know what came over me.

      --
      sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f(q{sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f});
    3. Re:I feel sorry for all the women out there... by timelady · · Score: 1

      why? im one of the biggest mp fans around! (mel brooks too!)

      --
      Nothing - well thats something.
    4. Re:I feel sorry for all the women out there... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "Well, that's just the sort of blinkered, phillistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behind, squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for a struggling artist, you EXCREMENT! You whining, hypocritical toady with your colour TV set and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic secret handshakes. You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing BASTARD! Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you got down on your lousy stinking knees and begged me!"

      OMG! Mr Fraiser Crane! Can I have your autograph?

    5. Re:I feel sorry for all the women out there... by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 1

      "My gf was so relieved that I'm a Spaceballs fan"

      Which can only mean that you merely have a rather limited memory.

    6. Re:I feel sorry for all the women out there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's that coming out of her nose?
      Spaceballs!!
      Oh sh*t, there goes the planet.

  35. If Mel Brooks can do it... by Jonin893 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Don't get me wrong, I love Mel Brooks, I think his best works (Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein) are better than any of Monty Python's movies, but if he could turn "The Producers" into an excellent musical, certainly the much better "Holy Grail" could be one also.

    Of course, some gags, like the bunny might be dificult, it'd be very hard to see on stage. But the tradeoff is, we'll be able to see a chorus line singing, "We're Knights of the Round Table, we dance we e'er we're able...."

    Of course, it also means more exposure to Sir Robin's minstrels probably. That could be problematic.

    The thing I really want to see though, is how Terry Gilliam's animation transfers to broadway. How exactly do we depict an animator having a heartattack on broadway?! I mean, it's a given that the aptly named, "Sir Not Apperaing in this Musical" won't be there, but how can we cut the monster out?

    Oh well, as long as they still depict god talking like a Gilliam creation, you know, head completely detaching, I will be happy.

    1. Re:If Mel Brooks can do it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple, use technology.

      Some modern theatres use multimedia in their productions nowadays: Computer graphics, backlit projectors, etc.

      The more absurdist animations and scenes could be accomplished with a mix of live action and projection. For example, in the monster scene, the actors could run around madly downstage, persused by the creature in the background.

      Or they could go retro for the bunny scene, and have a crewman in stage black running around with a bunny-puppet.

      Whatever works.

    2. Re:If Mel Brooks can do it... by Jonin893 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think a crewman in black running around with the bunny puppet just might be weird enough for it to work in Monty Python. I know that the background animations like the jumping suns and whatnot could all happen on he backlit projectors, but it would look really bad to see real people running from a monster on a blacklit screen.

    3. Re:If Mel Brooks can do it... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Of course, it also means more exposure to Sir Robin's minstrels probably. That could be problematic.

      Just have your fork and steak knife ready, just in case the minstrels really do sing a lot.

      --
      Like what I said? You might like my music
    4. Re:If Mel Brooks can do it... by Bodrius · · Score: 1

      I would think the advantage "The Producers" had in that sense is rather obvious, considering the theme and plot of the movie... even the rythm of the movie.

      I have to wonder how they'll tie this one together. Although some scenes are obviously easy to transfer to a musical (the Camelot song, Launcelot's "rescues"), there are other scenes and random pieces of absurdity that don't fit the format that well.

      --
      Freedom is the freedom to say 2+2=4, everything else follows...
    5. Re:If Mel Brooks can do it... by May+Kasahara · · Score: 1
      The thing I really want to see though, is how Terry Gilliam's animation transfers to broadway. How exactly do we depict an animator having a heartattack on broadway?! I mean, it's a given that the aptly named, "Sir Not Apperaing in this Musical" won't be there, but how can we cut the monster out?

      How about, "Then the set designer suffers a fatal heart attack!"?

  36. Was I the only one by lewko · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...who saw the topic and knew that the vast majority of replies would be nothing more than random Python quotes?

    I mean REALLY.... I fart in your general direction...

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    1. Re:Was I the only one by kdsolutions · · Score: 0

      This, kind sir, is an ex-parrot!

      Oh, and forgive me for screwing up the quote, haven't watched any fling cirsuc in a few months.

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    2. Re:Was I the only one by kdsolutions · · Score: 0

      Nor can I type.

      But imagine MP doing a skit about /.

      Would that kick ass or would that kick ASS?!

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    3. Re:Was I the only one by gkanai · · Score: 1

      "I fart in your general direction"

      [French accent] I farte in your generale directione!! [/French accent]

  37. Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This would be worth seeing just to see the Black Knight segment done without camera cuts.

  38. When I was a lad... by Basehart · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...we had to imagine the whole of Macbeth in seven different languages before we got any dinner!!

    1. Re:When I was a lad... by stevey · · Score: 1

      The Scottish play - not M*cb*th.

      Now we're all doomed, dooomed!

    2. Re:When I was a lad... by kallisti · · Score: 1
      The Scottish play - not M*cb*th.

      Now we're all doomed, dooomed!



      Aahhhhh! Hot potato, off his drawers, pluck to make amends. Ohhh!

    3. Re:When I was a lad... by stevey · · Score: 1

      You mean you have to do that every time I say "Macbeth"?

  39. Potential by Kenterlogic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can see this becoming a major success because the low-budget nature of the film offers itself to easily adapting to stage as there aren't any flashy special effects to emulate. Except the "non-moving charging knight" scene and of course all those whacky animations. Maybe you should discuss this, at great length, at the new Root Forum I bet it will dethrone the Producers as hottest ticket on Broadway.

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  40. Python, not Three-Card, Del, or Cristo by The+Monster · · Score: 1
    Monte Python,
    Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! Shut your festering gob! The spelling 'Monte' is appropriate for French or Spanish, but not English. Spell it 'Monty', you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
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    1. Re:Python, not Three-Card, Del, or Cristo by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      No, no. It's spelled Monty Python, but it's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangro.

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    2. Re:Python, not Three-Card, Del, or Cristo by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! Shut your festering gob! The spelling 'Monte' is appropriate for French or Spanish, but not English. Spell it 'Monty', you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!


      Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!

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    3. Re:Python, not Three-Card, Del, or Cristo by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!

      Ohhhhhh, sorry, this is abuse!

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  41. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 0

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  42. Now... by mraymer · · Score: 2, Funny
    If only people still got karma for funny mods... then this would be a real frenzy to see who would post the funny quotes first.

    Then again, there are plenty of funny quotes to go around.

    Hell, just check this poll and you'll see a good summary of the intro modded up in various posts.

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  43. Holy Grail - Monty Python = 0 by Executive+Override · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If it's without the original cast it's worthless. Anyone else saying "It's a flesh wound!", "Run Away!", "African or European?", "Ni!", etc, is just blasphemy.

    1. Re:Holy Grail - Monty Python = 0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But we all do it anyway, don't we?

  44. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  45. I just came here by geekoid · · Score: 1

    for an argument.

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    1. Re:I just came here by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      No you didn't. You came here for an argument.

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  46. Fetchez la vache! by QEDog · · Score: 0
    To reserve tickets, talk to the bridgekeeper:

    BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! What... is your name? GALAHAD: 'Sir Galahad of Camelot'. BRIDGEKEEPER: What... is your quest? GALAHAD: I seek the Grail. BRIDGEKEEPER: What... is your favourite colour? GALAHAD: Blue. No, yel-- auuuuuuuugh!

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  47. We are the knights who say 'NI'! by kdsolutions · · Score: 0

    Bring to us a beowulf cluster of shrubberies!

    While I'm on the subject, I' for one, welcome our new Broadway Holy Grail overlords.

    If /. were bringing this to broadway it would probably end with the entire cast gathe!#$%#$^@#!^&*^%##@NO CARRIER.

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  48. Re:you guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or if you look underneath the slashdot logo thingy, apparently we're "Nerds"!!

  49. Oh, what have you been smoking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Monty Python is pretty popular in all English speaking countries. Lots of British Comedy isn't subtle at all, e.g. Bottom, The Young Ones...

    There is no canned laughter in Monty Python.

  50. I got yer ... by Medieval · · Score: 1

    ... Medieval data right here.

  51. And remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...NO SINGING!!

  52. But... by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 1

    "I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!

  53. From the least (and nastiest) of the Pythons... by el+borak · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Ever wanted to know what Idle is really like? Or why his fellow ex-Pythons rarely work with him? The original page is gone, but The Wayback Machine comes to the rescue. A choice quote:
    The other Pythons have become accustomed to this attitude over the last 30 years - and because they have continuing business interests in common - have to tolerate it. Living 6,000 miles away from him and seeing him only very occasionally helps.

    But they are unsparing about him behind his back. "Eric Idle gives selfishness a bad name" is John Cleese's openly-expressed and widely-repeated description of his former colleague.

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    1. Re:From the least (and nastiest) of the Pythons... by Coco13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course, take that with the same amount of salt that you give Cleese's eulogy of Graham Chapman, which went something to the effect of "I sure am glad that old free-loading bastard is dead!"

  54. could he better by maloneoni · · Score: 1

    I love the monty python works. However i do not believe it possible to turn the holy grail into a play. they do to much random crazy stuff for it to workout. What the could do is some of the old skits or get some new people to write some new stuff.

  55. the real problem... by gid13 · · Score: 1

    ...is how do they do the Black Knight???

  56. Riddle me this. by Dolemite_the_Wiz · · Score: 1

    How is the Cartoonist supposed to suffer a heart attack from the man eating rabbit?

    Dolemite
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    1. Re:Riddle me this. by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      The man eating rabit was killed with the holy hand grenade. THe monster that disapeared when the animator had a heart attack was inside the cave as they were reading the location of the holy grail. Get your python straight!

  57. ssh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (and I don't mean secure shell!)

  58. Re:That's sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel like that article (I just read the whole thing, it's 3am now!) is going to ruin my future enjoyment of Idle, whom I thought was so damn funny in Python!

    Oh, well, maybe I'll get over it.

  59. DING! by Agent+R · · Score: 1

    "Bring out your dead!" :-)

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  60. Oh my god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is like, the ULTIMATE Slashdot "post jokes from the Simpsons/Monty Python/etc" for +funny all day long.

  61. ham and jam and spamalot.. by adeyadey · · Score: 1

    Ok, but at least its the first time the word "spam" has appeared on slashdot in the pressed-meat context.
    Help! Help! I'm being repressed..

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  62. Umm... by theTerribleRobbo · · Score: 0

    > I actually read about something in a newspaper days
    > before it was on /.

    You're new here, aren't you?

    1. Re:Umm... by Black+Mage+Balthazar · · Score: 1

      Is it blaringly obvious?

  63. Fetchez la vache ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Mr The Monster,

    I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! ...

  64. /.ers submitting movie quotes have been sacked by PoisonousPhat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wait a minute... Doesn't that mean that
    We apologise for the karma-whoring in this post. Those user responsible has been sacked.

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  65. Holy grail in Russia.. by adeyadey · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Did you know that the "Holy Grail" was a huge hit in the Soviet Union at the time - something like No 3 at the box office? The Soviet censors liked the films send-up of religion (& imperialism - remember the socialist peasants!), and passed it as being suitable viewing, maybe missing the strong thread of anarchism that pervades all of Pythons work. You could argue that it was cultural erosion like this that helped bring down the Wall..

    The film itself was shot for peanuts in a damp part of scotland in just a few weeks. The actors really were damp and cold when performing it, giving the film an authentic grimness missing from glossy Hollywood takes on medieval Britain. All the music was cheap "mood-music" taken off some LP. Gilliam is a great director who doesnt make nearly enough films, in my view.

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    1. Re:Holy grail in Russia.. by Paul+Lamere · · Score: 0, Troll

      Perhaps it was a hit in the Soviet Union because the USSR was an anarcho-syndicalist commune.

    2. Re:Holy grail in Russia.. by adeyadey · · Score: 1

      PS. If you havent done so, make a point of seeing "Jabberwocky" shot by Terry gilliam He is working on a new apocolyptic film called "Good omens"..

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  66. Monty Python on stage in Paris by Monsieur_F · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some French actors decided to adapt some sketches from MPFC in French and made a show with them. As it seemed to be successful they are doing it again with "new" (still adapted) sketches.
    See for example here to book tickets.

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  67. No Florida tour dates :-( by DamienMcKenna · · Score: 1

    I'd love to attend his tour but he isn't coming to Florida :-(

  68. More Proof... by JimPooley · · Score: 1

    ...if any were needed that Eric Idle does not have a single grain of talent left in his entire body.
    The only ex-Pythons to have done anything worthwhile in the last 20 years are Terry Gilliam and Michael Palin. In the last 10 years I'd say Terry Gilliam alone.
    The rest are just painfully unfunny, Cleese and Idle especially.

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    1. Re:More Proof... by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Maybe we can forgive John Cleese his recent unfunnyness. Fawlty Towers still stands as the funniest British sitcom, nearly 30 years later.

      Michael Palin is too busy going round the world in ever stranger ways to work on comedy.

    2. Re:More Proof... by Aquitaine · · Score: 2, Informative

      I met Cleese a couple years ago when he was a visiting professor where I went to school. I attended a couple workshops he conducted as well as a screening of 'Life of Brian' and another of 'Meaning of life.' In the smaller settings, and even to some extent in the larger groups, he was tremendously funny in person. But you could tell he had no interest in being funny on command; he'd tired of being funny for other people and wanted to be funny for himself. The thing that shocked me when I met him was that I never realized precisely how old they have all gotten; I grew up up with them even though Flying circus was already over by the time I was born. The first show he did at my school was 'Parrot Sketch Not Included,' which many people laughingly took to mean 'oh I am so tired of that blasted parrot sketch,' which, while true, was -- I think -- a hint of a broader issue, which is that he is tired of the expectations people have of him: namely, if you don't make me laugh, I'll be completely disappointed with you. Never mind that the man is highly educated and is a successful businessperson outside of his acting work.

      Cleese was truly worthy of the title 'professor' while I am not sure Idle would have been. Yes, we could've had him do all the Python stuff, but Cleese could actually teach you something. (and did, for several of us).

    3. Re:More Proof... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, the greatest professor emeritus of Cornell, John Cleese. Come back damn it! Its so fucking boring here that we just had another apparent suicide this week.

  69. People! by InsaneCreator · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who made what into a musical!

  70. well well by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now that's something completely different!

  71. Would you believe it's been done? by Burb · · Score: 1
    A local theatre group near me has performed L.O.B. Apparently there's no official released script, but they just asked nicely, and the rights holders just said "OK"

    But not, as far as I know, as a musical. It was a straight play

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  72. Ni? by Manic+Ken · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ni, ni ni ni.
    Ni ni nininini

    NI

    1. Re:Ni? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Ni
      2. Ni
      3. ???
      4. Shrubbery!

    2. Re:Ni? by bluenova · · Score: 1

      We are no longer the knights who say NIH! We are now the knights who say icky-icky-icky-ptang-zoo-Pah!

      As punishment, you must chop down the tallest tree in the forest, with...A HERRING!

  73. A whole new meaning to Broadway Knights... by philbowman · · Score: 1

    Sorry...

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  74. Another book by alext · · Score: 1

    Just saw Monty Python Autobiography by the Pythons in my local bookstore (London) and, well, it's certainly big. From the same people that brought out the equally massive Beatles tome a couple of years ago. Looks quite good - about 1000 photos they say, but text mostly for serious cases who won't be too bored by the details of early 60s "light ent". Just in time for Xmas, coincidentally.

  75. ooh look! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    an art critic!

  76. doh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And now for somthing compleatly diferent - stop that it's silly -doh, I can't do it!

  77. A moose bit my sister once. No, really. by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasti.

    I bet someone replies to this, and sacks me.

    1. Re:A moose bit my sister once. No, really. by tjwhaynes · · Score: 1

      We apologise for the fault in the posting. Those responsible have been sacked.

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    2. Re:A moose bit my sister once. No, really. by karnal · · Score: 1

      Of course they wouldn't sack you.

      Because those who were responsible for the sacking, were sacked.

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  78. The Young Ones blew the doors of Python by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rick Mayall's The Young Ones, is easily the greatest humor to ever come out of England. It took Python to the next level and then went beyond that! Nothing comes close to this show it has it all from Motorhead music interludes to talking hamster mascots. It was smarter than Python and yet somehow more overtop with slapstick humor at the same time.

    1. Re:The Young Ones blew the doors of Python by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 1

      Sigh. The brains behind The Young Oneswas writer Ben Elton. Not that I'm dissing Mr. Mayall, or any of the other actors on the show, mind you -- all of them were great. But Elton gets most of the writing credit (with a little help from Alexi Sayle for his "Balowski family" pieces).

      That said, I think I'll torture the wife tonight by renting the Young Ones DVD.

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  79. Not to mention.. by k98sven · · Score: 1

    Adding to the other comments in defense of Eric Idle:
    He did a great job with the music as well. Who can't whistle "Always look on the bright side of life"?

    With his musical and comical talent.. This might well be worth seeing.

  80. The Argument Clinic is the best! NO IT ISN'T... by somethingwicked · · Score: 1

    I had been a MP fan for many years, but my dormmate in college had always heard "how stupid MP is"

    Well, there used to be a show on the local rock station that played mostly standup comedy bits (it might have even been syndicated as well) So one night, the Argument Clinic was the closing bit. (Not anything to try to follow it with)

    He became an instant convert...

    Find it one the web somehow, and it will have anyone laughing. It is awesome...

    If anyone disagrees (ding)

    I'm sorry, I not allowed to argue with you anymore...(wink)

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  81. Monty Python? by Jhonny · · Score: 1

    What next?!?! They have an LOTR musical, now Monty Python(not that I have anything against Monty Python)but how in the heck are they gonna do that? What about the flesh wound part? OH! I got it, they are really gonna cut off some guys arms and legs, they will just have to get a new one every show. I know, next they can bring star wars to the stage! BRILIANT!

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  82. Re: But *ONE MEMBER* reworking Holy Grail? by MrBlint · · Score: 0

    But that member is Eric Idle who IMHO is one of the most talented comic song writers of all time.

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  83. taglines by Eil · · Score: 1


    If musicals have taglines the way movies do, the tagline for this one should be:

    "Bring out your dead!"

    How else are they going to get ticket sales?

  84. Which just proves my point.... by mike_mgo · · Score: 1

    that Germans love David Hasselhoff.

  85. precisely... by ed.han · · Score: 1

    for pity's sake, you don't know what it's going to be like. LOTR freaks were wigging out when they first heard peter jackson was adapting it. they were terrified it was going to be an embarrassment and a flop.

    it's garnered oscars, is by all accounts wildly successful commercially, and is probably the closest thing to a direct, word for word translation you could realistically expect from a film.

    this reactionary rant is understandable, but i really think it's premature to make any assumptions.ed

  86. I can see the reviews already by kc0dxh · · Score: 1

    There's some good filth over here.

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  87. true by ed.han · · Score: 1

    and so did that dustbuster they broke out towards the end...

    ed

  88. re: just imagine ... by ed.han · · Score: 1

    or, indeed, a beowulf cluster of 'em...

    OK, sorry; couldn't resist.

    ed

  89. you know... by ed.han · · Score: 1

    i was going to observe that generally speaking, that prohibition really should only apply to the area of a stage. then i remembered hamlet's line, that "all the world's a stage" and now can't help but agree.

    it's the scottish play, darn it! although i do find it funny you rendered the proper name in a way analogous to the way jews render jehovah--

    [disappears under a hail of stones]

    ed

  90. Python Web site problems by Radioheadhead · · Score: 1

    Anyone else have problems with MPFC's Web site? Main page links won't left-click for me ... IE6, WinXP (maybe that's my problem).

  91. Thin Blue Line was subtle? by junkgoof · · Score: 1

    OK, I'll ignore the others because you mentioned "Black Adder", I miss that show. Maybe they'll do another special.

    Americans (and Canadians) watch reality TV and "idol" shows, so subtlety may be lacking. On the other hand these audiences have been clubbed into the ground by TV execs who wanted to bring over "Fawlty Towers" and write Basil out, and who couldn't let Lister be messy in American "Red Dwarf" because he is a minority character.

    I've heard that the LA sterrotype still holds, and if you want to make TV or movies you have to convince some old, rich, talentless white guy that you are just like he was at your age (young, rich, talentless), and that your idea is bland and unimaginative enough not to make his brain hurt (cue John Cleese).

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    1. Re:Thin Blue Line was subtle? by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 4, Funny
      Americans (and Canadians) watch reality TV and "idol" shows

      You know, because nothing like "Survivor" or musical "Idol" shows has ever been successful in Britain.

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    2. Re:Thin Blue Line was subtle? by junkgoof · · Score: 1

      Poetic license.

      I think quality needs something to rebel against. The BBC was pretty closed, and Britain does not have free speech, so people made creative shows, and risked lawsuits to air real news. In the US there is no lower limit for crappiness (is there an upper?), and there is constitutionally guaranteed freedom of speech, so people air bland formulaic (you can't do that! No one's done it before! Oh, someone did it, then go ahead, here's the money. --real quote flack about "new" reality show) TV shows, and gutlessly quote the administration and think tanks on the news with no fact-checking (it would take effort, they might get yelled at).

      Love the monk electric sigs. RIP DA.

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  92. Fawlty Towers by scovetta · · Score: 1


    Don't mention the war!
    </obligatory Fawlty Towers reference>

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  93. John Cleese, sign of death? by junkgoof · · Score: 1

    Somehow almost everything John Cleese has appeared in since MP, with the major exception of "A Fish Called Wanda" has been terrible. Probably people who respect him have too much respect to ask him to do stuff, and he only gets roles from people who don't know who he is and don't get his stuff. OK, it just means that he needs collaborators. Monty Python was two couples and two individuals who feuded, competed, and synergized (John Cleese worked with Graham Chapman IRIC).

    It was good to see Chris Barrie in Tomb Raider.

    Does John Cleese as Q mean that James Bond is getting old and stale? Yes. Yes it does.

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    1. Re:John Cleese, sign of death? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't disagree about John Cleese's performances in the last two decades, but you're forgetting the other classic TV series Cleese created in the seventies...

    2. Re:John Cleese, sign of death? by gfim · · Score: 1

      I presume that you've never seen Fawlty Towers!

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    3. Re:John Cleese, sign of death? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find myself liking Dangerous Creatures better then A Fish Called Wanda. Even with the same cast, I think they interacted a bit better and the story was more coherant.

  94. Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretty nasti... by tjwhaynes · · Score: 1

    We apologise again for the fault in the posting. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

    Damn this 2 moose Slashdot timeout...

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  95. Suggestive poses for the Moose suggested... by tjwhaynes · · Score: 1

    The directors of the firm hired to continue the posting after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

    This posting has been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

    Yours sincerely,
    The Great Llama

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  96. The Incest Transcript by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slightly offtopic, but pre-web, dodgy transcripts of the Holy Grail would ciculate by mail. These had the sort of distinctive typos that early Bibles (e.g. the Adulterer's Bible) had.

    Google for "between our quests" "we seek incest" to see three pages of these.

    (Should be "sequin vests")

  97. The Ruttles by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1
    I think Eric Idle's best work is the rockumentary about The Ruttles titled "All You Need is Cash." The Ruttles started as a Harry Shearer/Eric Idle sketch on SNL when Eric Idle was guest host (Idle promised to bring the Beatles, and the Ruttles were the poor last-minute stand-ins).

    The concept grew into a 90-minute special shown on TV only once called "All You Need is Cash" featuring cameos of George Harrison and Bianca Jagger as the wife of one of the Ruttles.

    The Ruttles offers so much more possibility for new comic ideas and Holy Grail. The the Ruttles you can create new material about their breakup, the spotty record of their post-Ruttles solo careers, the nostalgia for the Ruttles and the resulting Broadway knockoffs (Ruttlemania?). With Holy Grail, you are recycling old material.

    1. Re:The Ruttles by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      I think Eric Idle's best work is the rockumentary about The Ruttles titled "All You Need is Cash."

      You might find this interesting, then.

  98. not aging gracefully by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    I love(d) Monty Python, and entered adolescence sneaking into my parents' room to watch it from the doorway long past bedtime.

    But I went and saw Eric Idle's show a year or two ago and, well, the whole schtick simply not aging gracefully. Maybe I've just reached saturation, but seeing this wizened 60 year old (feebly) jumping around singing the Philosopher's song or doing the Crunchy Frog bit just seemed....weak.

    I fear the idea of a 'musical' just isn't very good. Michael Palin managed to move on to other things (a very good couple of series on PBS), Terry Gilliam has a great directing career, and John Cleese continues as ever.

    I don't see any spark left in the old associations when they do show up together, either.

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  99. IN CAPITALIST AMERICA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..the flying circus laughs at you!

  100. impossible by /cypher · · Score: 1
    the working title is Spamelot (and not Spamalot, contrary to what an AP wire claims)

    This simply can't be: slashdot correcting the spelling of an AP wire article!?! Unbelievable.

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  101. this takes me back... by at_kernel_99 · · Score: 1
    everybody's favorite source of accurate medieval data

    Indeed! We saw the movie in high school english class as background material to the King Arthur / Camelot literature.

  102. I object by phorm · · Score: 1

    About a year ago I watched Monty Python with my GF. She's from Asia, so she didn't get some of the more suble anglo-humour, but she got some of the better bits. I say if a pretty girl from another country can enjoy some of the subtle humour of the "Holy Grail," changes are that many Eurogeeks or those from North America could take your girlfriend to.

    Who can not enjoy the bridge warden, or "it's just a little rabbit" (which must be one of the most well-recognised movie-phrases around).

    Of course, you could amend this to mean the slashdot audience:
    "A wonderful play 90% of you will never take a date too, unless you pay one"

  103. Thus we see the violence inherent in the system! by happy_place · · Score: 1

    I think this show would make a great Broadway Hit. It's easily as clever as anything Sondheim's done lately. It's got the epic feel of Les Mis, who is not moved by King Author's crossing to the Castle Eaugh! The show Lampoons the french... which will immediately appeal to Americans, and their quest for the holy grail ("I told them we already have one!"). It has sex, or near sex... (Sir Galahad and his near brush with a fate worse than death), it has violence and action, "You twit, I soiled my armor, I was so scared." It has singing... "No-no! NO singing! Not while I'm here!" My goodness! And it's imported from England... just like Andrew Lloyd Webber! It's sure to be a hit!

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  104. the main problem with live action holy grail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    alls i know is every time i watch that movie with my friends, we're all trying to outdo each other spouting off quotes... what happens when you can't suppress that instinct at a musical?

  105. Why Not? The Meaning of Life? by jameskojiro · · Score: 0

    It would be perfectly suited for Broadway being there are tons of musical numbers in the movie already. And with the "Mr. Creosote" scene it would be like you were at a Gallagher event as well! Seems like "the Meaning of Life" would be far easier and better to do!

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  106. Cleese is the classiest by KnarfO · · Score: 1

    ...and perhaps the funniest. For more proof, check out the eulogy he delivered at a memorial for Graham Chapman.

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  107. Re:He's working on a film called "Good Omens" by cheekymonkey_68 · · Score: 1

    Its not based on the Terry Pratchet book "Good Omens" by any chance ?

  108. nothing to see here by nih · · Score: 1

    nih! i mean ni!

    fs

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  109. Johann... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nurnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shonedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm!!!

  110. That's because the rating changed by thanester · · Score: 1

    "Do you want to come upstairs" was the line on the BBC broadcast. Primetime TV in a conservative country.

    "Do you want a blowjob" was the line used in the R-Rated (or unrated?) version.

  111. How you English say by core_dump_0 · · Score: 1

    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

  112. Exactly, it's depressing by junkgoof · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, yes. And he was involved in writing Fawlty Towers. American moviemakers tend not to let actors write stuff, maybe that's the problem. Not to mention the TV execs who wanted to bring the series to the US and write Basil out of it.

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  113. Thanks by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the heads up -- I had confused Innes with Harry Shearer, who was instead part of the "Spinal Tap" project.