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  1. Re:I CONCUR MOD PARENT "IDIOT" on Bill Gates, Time Magazine "Person of the Year" · · Score: 1

    When you're done pickin' Gates' pubic hairs outta your teeth you outta brush 'em, your breath smells like ass.

  2. Get me a bucket I'm gonna throw up. on Bill Gates, Time Magazine "Person of the Year" · · Score: 0, Troll

    Bill Gates is not a philanthropist at all. In fact, he is making the problems of the world that he pretends to be helping to solve much, much, much worse.

    If I went into a poor neighborhood and built five houses for five families, and then bulldozed the rest of the neighborhood and sent hundreds of other families out freezing and starving into the streets, well, give a good PR team like Gates has and I guess the newspapers would call me a philanthropist, too.

  3. I feel a song coming on... on The Return of the Commodore? · · Score: 2

    Memory
    Writing programs in BASIC
    Saving files to a tape drive
    We were patient back then...

  4. Re:This company should be charged... on Cell Phone CEOs Marked For Phone Cloning · · Score: 1

    Well, we'll just see about THAT, eh?

  5. This company should be charged... on Cell Phone CEOs Marked For Phone Cloning · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So, in essence, this Rogers company is aiding and abetting terrorist groups by forcing their customers to sponsor cell phone usage by those groups.

    Sounds like just the sort of thing the USA PATRIOT Act was meant to stop, but somehow I doubt that the FBI is going to step in.

  6. Mod my comment up or else... on eBay Slammed Over Levels of Fraud · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mod my comment up or I'll leave you with negative feedback!

    I, for one, welcome our upcoming Google Auction Overlords.

  7. But, they weren't telemarketing calls... on DirectTV to Pay $5.4M in Privacy Fines · · Score: 1

    I can see DirecTV defending itself... "Oh, no, they weren't telemarketing calls... those were all people that we suspected had purchased smartcards over the internet, and we were just calling to threaten them..."

  8. Re:This must be the most useless slashdot thread e on The Podjacker Threat · · Score: 1

    A significant portion of the posts are ones that insinuate that the term "podjacking" is related to gratifying oneself sexually. Seems to be hovering around the 4% mark.

  9. Bad news for the Cancer Industry on Scientists Unlock Reasons Cancer Spreads · · Score: -1, Flamebait


    Bad news for the Cancer Industry, so they'll just quietly make sure that any treatments that arise from this discovery, just like every other cancer treatment developed from every other discovery made in the last thirty years, never see the light of day. Nothing to see here, folks, just keep doing that incredibly expensive chemo, radiation, and surgery; the medical establishment's got yachts and mansions to buy.
    </rant>

  10. I'll use it for blackmail... on Artificial Tornadoes · · Score: 1

    People of Green Pastures Trailer Park, I will unleash the fury of my tornado machine unless you hand over all your commemorative Nascar plates and pro wrestling magazines!

  11. Wait a second, people are still using IE? on Trojan Exploits Unpatched IE Flaw · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wait, people are still using IE?

    Since when?

  12. It's not "What's New" without Phil & Dixie on Best of What's New 2005 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I mean, c'mon, how can you call it "What's New" and not have Phil & Dixie hosting it?

  13. Can't... type... reply... too... much... on Bad Day To Be Sony · · Score: 1

    Can't... type... reply... too... much... schadenfreude...

  14. I wish Audible the best of luck on A Tool to Tally Podcast Listeners · · Score: 1

    I wish Audible the best of luck in this utterly doomed venture.

  15. Please no tarantulas on Remote Control for Humans? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just as long as no-one uses this technology to make me do something gross, like eat a tarantula (a la Red Dwarf...)

  16. What a shame it would be if good shows... on ABC Affiliates Grapple With TV-Show Downloads · · Score: 1

    Oh, and what a shame it would be if good shows didn't get cancelled. Imagine how a show like Firefly would've done if a lot of people were paying money to download it.

  17. I can't belive no-one's doing the "profit!" list on Eminent Domain Applied to IP Due To State Secrets · · Score: 1

    I mean, it might go like this:

    1. Develop technology patented by someone else
    2. Sell pirated technology to government for classified project
    3. ???
    4. Profit!

  18. Re:Filing patent for "A method to clean one's anus on Apple Is Accused of Violating Software Patent · · Score: 1

    You don't have the words "utilizes" or "plurality" in your description, so sorry, no patent for you.

  19. Geez, what happens if the computer crashes? on Laser Surgery Goes Online · · Score: 3, Funny

    Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase blue screen of death, doesn't it? Ba dum bum! Thank you very much, I'll be here all week! Remember to tip your bartender!

  20. Re:So much for my RPG galaxy maps... on The Milky Way is Not a Spiral? · · Score: 1
    Why didn't you just say it like this:

    "Go to my website..."
    The answer is that I didn't say it like that because that isn't my website.

    I work for a university art department on the other side of the country from those people. I talked to a couple of them in a chatroom a few times. They're nice. I like their games.

    Oh, and it isn't "a galaxy," it's the same galaxy.

    I don't know why I said it, except that there's this big map of the galaxy that goes with that supplement and I was like, "Oh, geez, the shape of the galaxy has been found to maybe be different, now."

    If anyone was enticed into going to that website, buying the game, and playing it, I humbly apologize.
  21. Re:Whoa! on The Milky Way is Not a Spiral? · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I hear the galaxy is being sued by Russian astrologers.

  22. So much for my RPG galaxy maps... on The Milky Way is Not a Spiral? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, dammit, I guess I'm going to have to rethink my entire Star Hero Terran Empires roleplaying campaign.

  23. Glad to see a real invention for a change on New Digital Camera Lens Made of Liquid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm glad to see someone patenting an actual invention instead of just claim-jumping someone's idea for a website layout.

  24. It does sound silly, but... on FedEx Cracks Down on Box Furniture, Citing DMCA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think fellow used fedex.com to order a whole lot of boxes with no intention of using them to actually ship stuff in. It's a bit like someone taking an enormous number of ketchup packets from a Burger King in order to have ketchup in his house, rather than using them on the fries he didn't buy there. So I can see why FedEx would take umbrage at his using the boxes they're paying for to make furniture, and then turning around and showing everyone in the world how what a bunch of suckers FedEx is for giving boxes away for free.

  25. I'm sure it'll end with a hug and a pink slip. on ZDNet UK Begs for Google's Forgiveness · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't help but think that the people at Google would be able to find the sarcasm dripping from ZDNet UK's "apology" insightful, funny, and apropos, perhaps enough so that they'll lovingly buy them out and fire them all.