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  1. in related news on BitTorrent User Guilty Of Piracy · · Score: 5, Funny

    the torrent of his trial is available at http://www.chin.../ oh wait, nevermind ;)

  2. More Tin Foil on Hidden Codes in Printers Cracked · · Score: 0

    Great, now I have to create tin foil covers for my printers. RJR must love me.

  3. Not Funny on Good Network Worms Made Simple · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    not to be confused with This Funny Man, which is how I first read it, and could not understand why he would have written something like that.

  4. Nobel Prize Awarded for Troll Skillz on Nobel Prize Awarded for Stomach Ulcer Discovery · · Score: 0

    In related news, Anonmyous Coward recieved the Nobel prize for his work with the renound slashdot community. Allowing moderators to use their extra karma points, rather than loose them. Also mentioned was the work by the world famous D.U.P.E. group for their constant disemination of the same information, over and over again.

  5. FANTASTIC !! on First modernized GPS satellite Launched · · Score: -1, Troll

    Now I can tell exactly where I am when I'm driving my car while looking at my on-board GPS mapping system !! Now my friends will be able to tell to 30cm accuracy where 'I'm at' when they call on my GPS enables phone!! Even better, we can now more easily track those Mexican state officals as their bodies are being transported by drug kingpins!! W00T I saw at this great advancement of technology that renders us unable to hide from out mothers, enjoy the scenery while getting lost, knowing EXACTLY what our kids are up to, where our spouses are. I for one do not welcome out new GPS enabled overloards.

  6. Job Recuitment? on SpecOps Labs offers $10,000 to Emulator Developers · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Sounds like a crappy starting salary to me.

  7. In Related News: on IBM Thinkpads now in Titanium · · Score: 5, Funny

    The on keypad volume now goes to 11 !!

  8. Brick and Mortar?? on The Implications of Google's Digital Library · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If someone could explain to me the difference between this and a real LIBRARY I would love to hear it. Other than of course, the full text search available at my fingertips, the quick to get, no return fee aspect. I mean, the information is already 'free' it just becomes available in another media format.

  9. Re:Tin foil hat time on What's On Your Hotel Keycard · · Score: 0

    Yeah, well, I've got a 10' shovel, OCD that can do ashes and a lot of time... You need more tin foil my friend

  10. Free Opera?? on Opera Free as in Beer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now if only the local troupe would also follow suit, oh wait, no Wagner. Nevermind.

  11. Good for Pat on Slackware Linux 10.2 Released · · Score: 0

    It is nice to see that he has rebounded enought from his odd illness to keep up with what I think is the best server distro of all time. Low overhead, fast and stable, all I want.

  12. CISSP ?? on What's the Point of IT Certifications? · · Score: 0

    SO, I have been thinking about this for a while. I work in the Government contract IA and IS and there are a lot of highly paid people here with CISSPs and other certs who know a lot less than I do. SO, what is the point? It seems that the cert still holds a lot of weight around here, regardless of the knowledge to back it up. 2c

  13. All I need is ROT13 ! on Modern History of Cryptography Techniques · · Score: 0

    it works just fine, who needs your special AES crap. Come-on, if it is ok for Cisco IOS password, LM hashes and my luggage password (13..14..15..16..17) I'm sure it is ok for everything else.

  14. iBurger on Space Meat Coming to your Kitchen · · Score: 0

    In related news, Apple will be introducing the iBurger, available for production from their authorized iFood appliances only. Also, Apple will introduce the iWhiteCastle, for the fast-food-nation.

  15. i want spam on On The Current State of WiFi Security · · Score: 0

    send_me_stuff@myway.com

  16. Re:Oh yeah, I can't wait to pay for a fuzzy pictur on Longhorn to Require Monitor-Based DRM · · Score: 0

    ! --- WOW, Naked super model. Send me USD10, kplztnx

  17. Propagate Species on What Ancient Tech Do You Do? · · Score: 0

    I don't know about all of you, but I'm keeping busy testing new ways to propagate the species ;)

  18. Also Spotted by Scientists on World's Tallest Wave · · Score: 4, Funny

    The world tallest hair wave, spotted in Edison, NJ onm Decenber 13, 1986 on the head of one Debbie DiLangio. TOpping at 19 inches from the scalp Debbie's wave was the largest ever spotted, Her friend, Pat McGuire, said it was 'AWESOME' at the mall that night.

  19. Makes a case for gentoo on Debian Upgrade May Cause Serious Breakage · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Well, all those .deb people out there, who swear that their package based distro is better than my source based distro can now eat their collective, elitist hats. While I really don't care that debian benchmarks faster than gentoo, I would rather to have to wait 6 hours for a software update that works, than 3 years for one that does not. HA !

  20. Burning, Itching Feeling on First PC Virus Spreads to Humans · · Score: 0

    Crap, I like totally have that. I think I have it. I itch and sneeze and cough and, oh wait ... IS THIS ANOTHER FUCKING APRIL FOOLS JOKE???? Assholes, could you please not try to scare me like that. Oh My God, I think I'm having a slashdot stress induced heart attack. I I'm suing all you bastards !!

  21. more pron on Why One Man Got a Guerrilla RFID Implant · · Score: 0

    mang, if I could implant all my pron on some kinda of device, so whenever I walked my a teevee, cell phone, computer monitor I could project pron out of my brain. Now, that would me RFID technology I could live with.

  22. Re:Disagree on Stars Have a Weight Limit · · Score: 0

    damn you -- I was going for the "Good news for Ophra joke".

  23. Knoppix and USB Sticks on Building a Linux Computer Lab for Schools? · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I have been thinking for a few years now, that Knoppix and USB sticks would work so well in this type of environment. You can easilly roll your own distro, give every kid a 128MB stick, burn a bunch of CDs and never worry about configuration problems or viruses again. It's time to jump on that bus.

  24. it's called a file intrgrity checker on Microsoft Warns of Impossible to Clean Spyware · · Score: 0

    hey microsift, check out tripwire, asshats

  25. Who Cares? on NASA Proposes Warming Mars · · Score: 0

    Really, I feel that Mars has _no_ life on it. We should use it to our fullest ability. Crap man, if there were LGM, they wuld have stopped by already, and for Christsakes, micro-biological life I couldn't give a rats ass about. BTW - save thing goes for eating meat, WE FUCKING WON.