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  1. In related News: on Cellphone Drivers Drive Like Drunks · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    No Shit Sherlock!

  2. Re:Paranoid? Not much... on Just How Paranoid Are You? · · Score: 0

    Really, that tinfoil does nothing against a Tempest attack, you need to put the whole set up into a Faraday Cage f00 !!

  3. My Development Project on Is Your Development Project a Sinking Ship? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I was developing a robot that automagically first posted slashdot.org for me, to save me tons of time at work and whatnot, but sadly it didn't work too well.

  4. Re:I don't see how this applies to Slashdot reader on Life Interrupted · · Score: 1

    reminds me of a joke.. How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? -LET'S RIDE BIKES !!!!

  5. Already Sloved! on Secret Agents Hold Code-Breaking Contest · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Quite obviously the answer is: . . Cowboy Neil

  6. In related news... on Water Suddenly Becomes Mysterious · · Score: 1

    My cup of tea has suddenlly run off for the weekend with its,..er...well... "friend" and an overnight bag filled with minature chocolate bars, muttering something about Cuba and the mob. Gawd I hope I have the bail money.

  7. The real cause on Fl. County Halts FTTP Until Installation Is Safer · · Score: 2, Funny

    The real cause of these events, as yet unobserved, can only be the Devil. You see, about 6 years ago, the Great Destroyer attempted to get DSL installed in his humble abode, told that he was more that 5000m from a C.O. His wrath is just now becomming clear as the Horned Goat himself is now eating up babies.

  8. HOLY CRAP !! on U.S. Deploys Satellite Jamming System · · Score: 1

    I mean to say, I though about this years ago, submitted a letter to the D0D for a RFC and they never got back to me. I'm calling my lawy ..~~!&&&&&.... .#ddh&^^ @&38....

  9. In related news... on New Hominid Species Unearthed in Indonesia · · Score: 0, Funny

    GW Bush has declared a state of EMERGENCY over the finding of WMD in the 12,000 year old ash layer. While he is not sure of the threat level these 'hobbits' present, he has ordered pre-emptive military action to protect America.

  10. if only.. on U2 iPod: Any Color You Want, As Long As It's Black · · Score: 2, Insightful

    gawd, this would rock, that is if U2 didn't suck after they made Johsua Tree.

  11. I can see the movie now... on Half-Life 2 Ship Date Confirmed · · Score: 1

    Freeman vs. Master Chief FvMC !! It's their war, no matter who wins, your wallet will suffer !!!

  12. w00w00 on Robolawyer to Handle Clickwraps? · · Score: 1


    man, I sure would love a robohooker to handle my software. diggity-diggity-diggity

  13. I can see it now. on FBI Ordered to Turn Over Lennon Files · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yoko, instead of being a super-royal-bitch who is single handedly responsiable for breaking up the greatest band of that era, was in fact a defected spy master, living in annomity amounget the illuminati.

  14. All I know.. on "Levels" of Computers the Future? · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the futuire MY PC will go to 11.

  15. Google this.. on Ask Jeeves Looks to Outshine Google · · Score: 1

    look, with google branching out into the browser market, the online shopping market, the newsgroup market, the news market and the email market, why oh why would anyone want to compete with them. Its a classic American Way story in the International venue. Embrace Google for what it has become, look for a new app instead of trying to beat them. An old boss once told me that it is impossible to "out-Starbucks Starbucks", so don't try. Instead, innovate !!

  16. In Related News... on New Clue for Life on Mars? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Noted scientist Marvin, native to Mars, had disclosed his observations concerning the 3rd planet from the Sun. From his latest discourse "... ohhh, you are making me very angry.." Critics agree, he is green with envy and possibly has access to a BFG. One warns "... be on the lookout for a 'flying saucer' type craft in the Earth's moon's orbit..." and suggests getting some local wildlife, perhaps a rabbit, to meet the threat. Stay tuned for details.

  17. IV&V Testing on Open Source Security: Still A Myth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As an IV&V tester (Independant Verification and Validation) I concur with the article. Sure, many eyes helps, but without a proven testing methodology, thought out and complete testing procedures and stylized reporting, bugs/security holes could go unnoticed for a long time.

  18. Debian ??!!?? on Ubuntu Linux Preview Released · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Debian with *NEW AND CURRENT* software, what's next, rpms that don't break the system, tasty tarballs that don't need one million others to work? Cats and dogs sleeping together I tell ya.

  19. In related news... on Lexar JumpDrive Password Scheme Cracked · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    all my passwords are on a yellow POST-IT(tm) which I crumble up and put in my pocket, just like Bruce http://www.schneier.com/crypto-gram.html.

  20. I for one... on An Introduction to IPv6 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one, welcome our new 128 bit overlords!

  21. Toss him a quarter on Most Fun Way to Leave a Bad Job? · · Score: 1

    Toss a quarter on his desk and proudly say "Get yourself a new boy".

  22. You mean like.... on Gates Explains Longhorn Delay, Diet · · Score: 1, Insightful

    updatedb and slocate, yeah that's it, just like that

  23. I was there 2 years ago... on Seeking a Solid Java Textbook? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    and while I cannot single out a textbook for you, I urge you to spend 3 classes on UML. Understanding an object and it's methods really helped me, the language was secondary to that; hell, I just used the API ;).

  24. The perfect martini on Lizard Spit Helps Control Blood Sugar · · Score: 1

    Lizzard spit and gin, and now that it's good for you, all the better.