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What Ancient Tech Do You Do?
neonfrog asks: "Before silicon, before electricity even, what the heck did those of us with geek brains do? Our brains have not evolved appreciably in half an eon (at least mine hasn't, but I may be descended from turtles). What would today's programmers have been doing centuries before the invention of the keyboard? What would an electrical engineer be doing a millennia or three before the concept of resistors and capacitors? What piqued their curiosity? Were their skills esoteric or exotic? They can't all have been Leonardo Da Vincis or court 'magicians', right? Summer's starting and, for some, it's hobby time. I bet the Slashdot community harbors quite a few Journeyman, or even Masters. I know a lot of geeks are beer-makers (and I do so appreciate you folk ... urp!) so there's no danger of that knowledge getting lost. What other ancient tech do you indulge in and keep alive? What are some good resources?"
hunt, homebrew beer/wine, tan animal hides.... you know.... the red-blooded american things.
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probably just typing on a rock
well *duh*
we would all have big muscles, neat hair, trendy colourful clothes and a girl at our side whilst rolling in the 'hood
wait, hang on a minute, life without computers???
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!
-- If I were a fish, I'd be wet
I can't say for sure, but it would probably only require one hand.
I don't know about all of you, but I'm keeping busy testing new ways to propagate the species ;)
Because art is nifty, and because it's a massive leap to go from tweaking stuff with keyboard and mouse to actually scratching stuff onto a copper surface with an etching needle. Because it's fun squishing stuff under the thousands of pounds of pressure in the printing press. Because there is a bit of a puzzle figuring out how to get proper textures with aquatint, mezzoting, engraving, or drypoint, or stippling.... Nifty stuff, really.
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I roast my own coffee beans. Coffee has been around since the Dark ages and known in the West since the Renaissance so it's not really ancient. Besides, everyone roasted coffee until the late 19th century. It didn't come in cans until then. Still, it predates electronics and such. (As far as we know ...)
Jim
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I was fortunate enough to work at an 18th century living history museum many summers, weekends, and holidays as a blacksmith. Nearly twenty years later, I am still impressed at how much can be done with steel and fire. The technology of tempering is ancient, and the same metalurgical chemistry is used everywhere today in instrument sharpening, oxidization resistiveness, and high strength/weight component design such as in an F1 racecar (when they choose to drive them).
You can set up your own blacksmith shop now for not much more than some fireclay, an old hairdryer blower, some coal fuel, an short piece of railroad track turned upside down for an anvil (always used a forged metal, never cast) and a hammer. Although if I did it these days, I would be more disciplined about wearing hearing protection.
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...they only had about 30 years to do it.
Well that's easy. I would have been a pirate.
Many geeks would have probably been monks; it's a structured environment where personality quirks wouldn't be a problem.
Many would perhaps be smiths; blacksmiths, armorsmiths, glassworkers, etc. All types of smithing requires an advanced knowledge of the craft, with nuances more intricate than any xfree86 config file. What makes geeks tick is not sci-fi itself, or computers themselves, it's systems. Geeks love systems. Systems of numbers, systems of logic, computer systems, pen and paper games rules systems, computer language systems. Even non-geeks like systems. Physical Sports are systems; they are self consistent rule-based constructions. Geeks are merely overly obsessed with certain systems, such as the stars, or physics, or computer languages, much like an autistic person could be obsessed with anything, but he chooses a certain something. So perhaps any intricate systematic smithing craft would appeal to the ancient geek.
Probably a failed Leonardo. I've always loved taking things apart, figuring out how they work, then trying to put them back together... and then imagining how to improve them despite my failure to reassemble the original design.
I'd have been the peasant who starved because he was so busy trying to figure out how to get his ox to plow more field when all he had to do to survive was plant a small garden with his hands.
Good thing I'm alive today and didn't live in centuries past.
Amen to this.
I wanted to make my own cider, and despite my love for Cider, my new first love is Mead, and its near cousins, melomels, cysers....mmmmm
My first 1 gallon batch of mead recently hit its stride finally. Dear GAWD is that stuff good.
I swear, if you ever get a good mead, you'll never drink beer again. I'm not kidding, I'm dead serious. I have 5 gallons of strawberry melomel going right now, and another 5 gallons of some dark cider that has been going since mid-october. Both are far superior to their off-the-shelf alternatives, and these are just my first tries!
Resources?
The BrewBoard
and if you wish to take my advice on the mead specifically:
The Compleat Meadmaker by Ken Schramm
That second link *is* an Amazon link, but not a referral link, so I'm not whoring.
Oh, and yes, I did spell "compleat" correctly. Took me forever to find the book the first time. Oops.
Karma: Chameleon (mostly due to the fact that you come and go).
But the hero in an Ant's life is certainly a geek.
Then there were the unsung geeks who invented fire, the spear, the flint tip for same, the wheel, the bow and arrow, camoflaged big hole in ground, etc.
More recent-ish, before Henry Ford came along, most auto owners had to be (or hire...) geeks to keep those !@#$! things on the road.
On a slight tangent, one college professor of mine talked about how, in some "primitive" cultures, homosexuals had roles as things like helpers in child rearing. More directly, societies have an interesting way (when dogma and fear don't intrude) and putting aptitudes to some use.
Some thoughts to grease the thunking...
the clock on the wall says 4 til 7
I always thought that blacksmithing was kind of interesting, and it has some similarities with computer work.
1) swinging a hammer all day can give you a repetetive motion injury like using a keyboard.
2) When making complex things you have to pay attention to details and have an idea of what your working towards.
3) You can undo mistakes fairly easily, just heat it up and pound out the error.
4) There are lots of technical things to remember like metal compostions, metalworking techniques, and different ways to heat treat metals to give them different properties.
5) It's rather a skilled job compared to being a farmer, and I suppose the pay might not have been too bad.
Plus you can make your own swords and armor for D&D.
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I'm a geek about how i play basketball and skateboard... so i guess that qualifies under this category.
I try to get out sailing after work everyday in the summer. Yes there is a navigation computer on board, but basics haven't change since humans took to the sea.
Chris Southern
Yes. Gardening.
Its geeky, in its own way.
Not only do you have layout, planting times, and organic methods, but there are loads of experimentation available.
Do you want to use the French-Intensive method of gardening? How about the traditional method? Blocks or rows?
This year, I'm experimenting with rooting suckers from tomato plants and seeing if the new plants are worthwhile producers. I'm also trying to plant late corn in between flowering beans. (I like to maximize my yeild from a small space.) Next year, I'm going to try interplanting lettuce and tomatoes, hoping that the tomatoes will keep the lettuce cool enough to extend the growing season. I'll also try more mulch next year, I think.
Not so ancient, but I have been spending a lot of time with my TIG welder lately. Built an entertainment center out of aluminum and oak ply.
I started by making a welding bench out of steel and have kept doing more and more projects with it.
Before silicon, before electricity even, what the heck did those of us with geek brains do? Oh, the geeks have only recently been truly free:
Archimedes, the father of calculus, has his ancient texts bleached and written over with religious mumbo jumbo. Over 1800 years passed before Newton 're-discovered' calculus.
Galileo proclaimed that the earth wasn't the center of it all. Then the Catholic church made him recant (this was the time of the Inquisition which killed a friend of his just a few years before). (it was only in 1992 that the Catholic Church said Galileo wasn't such a bad guy, and that was after 12 years of arguing)
More recently Louis Pasteur, a lifelong rationalist, had his crazy ideas of bacteria and disease poo-poo'd by various religious leaders.
Seeing a trend? Ancient geeks were free to test and invent only so long as the results agreed with the religious diatribe of the day.
big strong ones since they actually had a competitive advantage then.
... would you like fries with that?
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.. probably most geeks would be dead, with our bad eyesight, and all, only a few really smart ones would be saved ..
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I'm building my 30x50' garage- except for the slab, I'm framing, roofing, wiring the whole thing myself. I'm what I guess "they" call an experienced DIY'er. My money making background is in remote data collection, so all this stuff I just sort of forge ahead and go for it. I rely heavily on the advice of friends and an amazing brother in law, but in the end, I'm the one that has to redo my mistakes and live with what I build.
I think tinkering with wood would be a great alternative to coding.
For resources, other than people, I get alot of stuff off websites experienced tradespeople put up. I have heavy guilt from never contributing the paypal 5 bucks, though. I know when I eventually get my website up about building plank wooden Dory's, I'll never get a dime as Karmic retribution.
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But thinking about it, I found that I'd probably be way too stupid for it - you can't simulate anything. Pretty amazing what these folks did.
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I've just begun doing some printmaking at home. Doing linocuts and printing them by hand on paper. Just looking up information, I found Escher did this as well. Certainly an artistic figure many geek-types have taken to.
It's not difficult or expensive to do (all you need is the linoleum, some blades, a brayer and ink), but I find that many traits good coders have apply well to it (like everything, right? Also think design/typography). I find it a satisfying after a day of programming.
-- Why keep us waiting? We are not made of time.
It's not tech, but I bet a lot of geek minds that are attracted to programming languages are also attracted to the languages of music.
Also designing and building musical instruments would be pretty geeky even in the 16th century.
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It is not so different,
Boxes with cards, become supers with frames.
It is in some ways the an early nano-tech with thousands of simple machines carrying out tasks that create something much larger than any of them will understand.
There are even bugs like Varroa Destructor that can make your hive crash.
There is even over clocking, some people build hives with two queens (colonies of bees) in the same box, or would that be multi-processing.
It is a bit like the free software community there is more to be gained by sharing idea with other bee keepers than can ever be gained by keeping ideas to your self.
Well it is fun and you get sweet stuff to share with people.
Lots of room there for tinkering if you want. Adjust/add/remove/replace pulleys, change how tight the outhaul and other ropes are, sand or otherwise modify your centerboard or daggerboard ... all sortsa fun stuff!
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...I've been learning the use (though not the spelling) of abacus and slide rule - true archaotech. Slide rules are likely to go the way of the dodo Real Soon Now (TM). As a math nerd, I'm also learning the theory - I can build one better than I can use one. A computerized emulator (ironic, no?) is available at: http://www.techweb.rfa.org/index.php?option=conten t&task=view&id=86&Itemid=114&limit=1&limitstart=3
I've done duty occasionally as an accountant/treasurer for various organizations, as well as property manager/stockist for several businesses. Bean counters have always been in demand.
I've done a fair trade on e-bay selling painted tabletop miniatures (toy soldiers). I'm pretty sure working full time I could have gotten on as an artisan - pottery decoration? illuminator?
Last but not least, I can carry a tune on about four or five woodwinds (sax, flute, recorder, tin whistle, little bit of clarinet). I'm not sure if I could've made it as an itinerant musician (maybe associated with a theater troupe), but it almost certainly would've appealed more than scratch farming.
All taken together, I'd bet on bean counter, though maybe travelling merchant..
I'm pretty sure many would get into clocks, clockworks, automats and mechanical toys.
There's been a long geek tradition with making automats and mechanical toys, and funny enough the Japanese in the Edo period (1600 onwards) were really good at that stuff, because "inventions" were not allowed in that era. The feudal lords were afraid "inventions" could be used against them, so only fun automats ("karakuri ningyo" etc.) were considered harmless enough, that people were allowed to "invent" if it was for mechanical toys and automats. This started a real boom of the production of ever more amazing geek gadgets.
There are two rules for success:
1. Never tell everything you know.
There is no end to the invention you can pour into growing plants and taking care of animals.
Being not very far descended from farmers, I have to say that agriculture of any kind is a great target for creativity. And a couple of centuries ago, a heck of a lot of the world's population was subsistence farming.
You have to plan for the seasons, account for risks (weather, sickness), do more with less effort, take care of your tools and your land, preserve foods, try to maintain nutrition through a long winter. Some of it you can figure out on your own, and some of it you really need to learn from those who have gone before you ...
... But I digress. Farming rewards intelligence and hard work. And it punishes stupidity and sloth with just about the stiffest penalties I can think of -- starvation of not just yourself, but your family as well. Darwin's hand at work, shaping the geeks of today over millenia past.
mh, i use linux
A lot of "geeks" I know are all members of the SCA. SCA arts and sciences encompass a wide range of reasonably geeky activities, including but not limited to brewing beer, smithing armour and weapons, leatherworking, costuming, fighting in armour, archery and so on.
A large amount of effort and detail is put into the crafting of authentic armour and weaponry, and the enthusiasm and energy dedicated to these tasks often exclude the demands of a more normal, healthy lifestyle, thus making these a small part of larger geekdom.
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But leonardo da vinci was a faggot. Are there such things as gay geeks?
There is no reason to think that the sorts of folks that became engineers or mathematicians 5000 years ago were, tempermentally, any differnt from the sorts of folks that become engineers or mathematicians today.
There were, no doubt, other highly skilled and technical professions that would have attracted ancient geeks: other's have mentioned smithing, scribing is another possability (just being literate enough to read and write was analogous to the general level of education of most geeks today), as is accountancy (conducting simple arithmetic without the benefit of decimal numbers must have required great patience and dedication). In the far east, at least since about 200 B.C., there was a good chance that anyone with reasonable education would have become a government functionary under the Confucian civil service system. I also suspect that, in other times, when people's conception of the world was very different from ours, many geeks may have gone into fields that would seem highly esoteric by modern standards: ancient geeks may have become musicians, artists, poets or monks as a means of persuing the life of the mind.
Finally, we should recognize the uncomfortable fact that most ancient geeks probably never got the opportunity to persue any career whatsoever. Throughout most of history, most people, no matter what their personal interests or inate abilities, were destined to be peasant farmers, servants, slaves or other bondsmen, like their fathers and grandfathers and so on. The idea that people, no matter what their station by birth, should be able (or even required) to choose their path in life, is a thoroughly modern concept.
Between my first job and my second job, I spent a summer in a railroad museum in Vermont, where I touched to many rail trades, from painting old cars to firing a steam engine. If ever I was sent 100 years in the past, I'll go working on the railroad...
I enjoy brewing my own beer and I also make chain mail. There are lot's of good sites about chain mail. A good place to start is The Ring Lord.
Not so ancient, but I have been spending a lot of time with my TIG welder lately. Built an entertainment center out of aluminum and oak ply.
I wouldn't think you'd get a good weld joint between the aluminum and oak... I've done some CroMoly brazing for a recumbent bike, too cheap for a TIG setup.
During the summer break, I'm building a Greenland Kayak.
Here come da fudge!
If you want to get a feel for what pre-history was like for ancient geeks, just install and run Debian, the Sanskrit of Linux.
Learn precision drawing on paper with the old tools (T-squares, pencils, compasses - it's techno-Zen) and/or the ability to effectively express a physical thing/abstract concept with a simple hand-drawn sketch. These skills are being lost.
If you were lucky, you'd find yourself apprenticed to a craftsman and learning a trade. You might also choose to join the church. Those would be the only categories of "employment" where you might stretch your brain; aside from that, you'd probably become a soldier or a farmer.
Recently read "Pillars of the Earth" by Ken Follet. Fantastic story, not to mention a wealth of detail on the architecture and building of cathedrals in 12th century England.
If you think you life is tough now, this book will open your eyes on how hard life used to be the past few thousand years.
Depending on the period in history, my choices would have to vary.
Before computers were all the rage (child of the 70's) I used to want to be an architect/civil engineer as it involved design and factoring in a compromise between a bunch of disparate systems (electricity, structural integrity, water, waste water, heating, sun/wind exposure, fire resistance, etc).
If I had to jump in the wayback machine, I'd probably take up alchemy or something that involved creating/designing new materials. Anyway, no matter the era there's bound to be jobs that would fulfil geek factor.
Remember though that if lived way back there, very few of us would have the opportunity to learn to read let alone to pursue a career.
The three biggest geeks I know are a:
1. pro flash programmer / professional chef
2. mech. engineer / vintage motorcycle repareman / gunsmith
3. elect. engineer / painter / philosopher
Their passions are not related to what they do that's techy, but what they enjoy doing in their spare time. Where-ever smart, motivated, skilled individuals are needed you'll find geeks. I know MIT grads that are butchers, lawyers, etc... It's not technology that makes the geek. It's their intensity, knowledge, and enthusiasm.
I mentioned this before in a post of mine and TheCamper (827137) mentioned this above, but most geeks were probably in the church. All the smartest people joined the church, which would include geeks. It's just that now geeks have returned into the gene pool (sorta), so there's a preponderance of them, and they have just latched onto the feild of technology because it's geared to their skills and an area where major advancements by individuals is common.
Just before computers, geeks were in the feilds of physics and chemistry. These feilds are more challenging, so not all geeks could get involved. Computers and much easier and more widely available, so it's no wonder that their are more computer geeks than any other type of geek.
"Man, I am so unbelievably stupid."
A hundred or a thousand years ago, large portions of the population didn't have time to sit at their desks and play around with "hobbies". If your entire waking life is spent trying to scrape a living out of semi-fertile ground on one leg because you lost the other one to infection after dropping a rock on your toe, your options for being a geek are limited. SCA fantasies notwithstanding, if you lived in the middle ages it didn't matter how smart or creative you were if you were born to the wrong parents. If you had a brain for math and logic, you would be free to think about such things while digging up weeds, but applying them to any sort of nerdy pursuit was way beyond the means of your average (read: non-noble) person.
It's only in the last hundred or so years that our technology and standard of living has allowed non-wealthy people to fulfil their potential regarding intellectual pursuits. Asking what "nerds" did before there were computers and high technology is like asking what fighter pilots did before there were planes... they worked at normal jobs trying to survive, just like everybody else.
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I play stringed instruments. The guitar has passed through a well funded techno arms race since the early 50s but is still based on the older technology. The sitar stabilized technologically around 300 years ago.
Some linguist has a theory that music was used to teach counting, counting used to lead while taking aim at dinner with a spear.
Whether music has been improved by technology is OT but if someone wants a rant on that get in touch (Short Answer: yes and no)
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
CUSTOMER: Why?
MORTICIAN: He hasn't got shit all over him.
We all would have been what our fathers were.
"A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing" - Alan Perlis
I guess you're ignoring that it was the monastaries that kept a lot of this information alive after Western Civilization collapsed with the Roman Empire or that many Islamic scholars were studying and advancing mathematics.
I am going to buy small hotel or guest house somewhere in Latgale (east of Latvia). This is more interesting business (I hope) than typing on keyboard all day long.
Ok, this is from a thousand-year old Roman engineering textbook I perused many years ago.
One of the first things a Roman engineer would do on any building site is locate a spring to supply him with water. In order to do this, the engineer would get up before sunrise and lie down on the top of a hill, facing downhill. As the sun rose, tendrils of mist would appear in certain places on the ground. The engineer would note their location, and he would dig in those spots to produce a water supply.
The reason this works? The mist appears where the water table is closer to the surface. By digging, you go below the water table, and the hole will naturally fill up with water over time. This water can be filtered and used.
Isn't that neat?
Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
A galon of a good-quality milk + few spoons of good powdered or condenzed milk is heated close to boil (without actualy boiling it), the mix is cooled to amibient temperature, a favorite joghurt (few spoons) is stirred in and the mix is left under lose lid in a warm quiet place without disturbance for several days until ready.
Basicaly it's as simple as making your own kids but less fun.
I doubt that we will ever figure out - and I suspect that even if we did figure out we couldn't do much about it
Traditional boat building (in several forms), traditional boat sailing while using non-electronically aided navigation techniques, blacksmithing, leatherwork, sewing and furniture making. These are skills I probably could have made a living with in an earlier age. Probably would have been relatively happy doing it too.
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You would seem to be implying that planting things requires no systemic knowledge of the natural world. Just stick it in the dirt, eh? Agriculture and the esoterics of planting are intensely geeky - and Druids among the more popular-culture ladder-toppers in this area. Agriculture is the root system science of a wide range of other engineering disciplines.
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-shpoffo
There's also lots of anectodal evidence of famous musicians with mathematical ability and vice versa, but I can't find any rigorous studies. Check out The Psychology of Musical Ability by Shuter.
Taking a speculative evolutionary psychology perspective, I'd wager we evolved our higher-level musical aptitudes because of their usefulness in communicating and understanding complex emotions and social interactions - and a couple of the musical aptitudes just happened to be useful for mathematical reasoning.
What were engineers doing over 2k years ago? How about building the Antikythera Mechanism (web copy of a June 1959 Scientific American article, p60-7)
An amazingly complex, intricate, and accurate mechanical astronomical calculation device from 80 BC. Found in a shipwreck in 1900, and not fully reverse engineered until 1973, there are no other examples of this level technology in the ancient world.
"It is hard to exaggerate the singularity of this device, or its importance in forcing a complete re-evaluation of what had been believed about technology in the ancient world. For this box contained some 32 [brass] gears, assembled into a mechanism that accurately reproduced the motion of the sun and the moon against the background of fixed stars, with a differential [gear] giving their relative position and hence the phases of the moon."
You can see a reconstructed version of the Antikythera Mechanism here. Another article detailing the probable creation date of the device based on the construction of the gears can be found here"
Another article makes the conjecture that ancient navigators could have used the Antikythera Mechanism to determine longitude via the position of the moon (1800 years before longitude calculation was perfected in England)
Ben in DCBen in DC
"It's the mark of an educated mind to be moved by statistics" Oscar Wilde
Good with math, but very musically challenged, it takes quite a few pints of Guinness to make my singing sound good, and then I am still the only who thinks so, of course I also think everybody is my friend at that point, so they would never tell me I how bad I suck
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These people, in Renessance times, were typically sponsored by rich patrons, who took care of the mundane needs whilst they got on with inventing or whatever. It made for a society that evolved culturally and technologically faster than anything that had preceeded it.
Geeks would likely also have been explorers - it is very likely that St. Brenden "The Navigator" (who sailed from Ireland to Newfoundland in about 600 AD in a leather dinghy) was a geek at heart. There was a lot to discover, and required a mind agile at problem-solving along with fantastic patience, as they would be doing a great deal of nothing much.
You find hints of geekdom in gnostic and hellenistic thought and religion, suggesting early geeks may have been heavy into religion. Again, no great surprise - geeks love answering things, and for a long time, those were the best answers anyone could devise.
Cave painters may well have been geeks, too. One set of cave paintings in England would have been a few hundred feet under an ice sheet at the time they were painted. Someone shimmied down an ice crevice for the sole purpose of dawbing animals that couldn't possibly have existed there on the walls. That guy was NOT normal.
Brewers, throughout history, have experimented with different sources of sugars, flavours, etc. Since wild yeast can take many forms, and since many ingredients would have been expensive, they would undoubtably have researched methods of sustaining the active ingredient in much the same way that modern kids brew their own "ginger beer plants" by splitting bottles and topping up with fresh ingredients to keep the yeast alive.
The vertical loom and tablet weaving, both parts of Norse tradition, involved some highly complex thought and engineering on the part of their inventers and practicioners. Even the Viking longships - which would slide up beaches and could then be used to carry cargo from raids by reversing the oars - show considerable evidence of highly creative thought.
I think it safe to say that geeks throughout history have been much as they are today, excpet maybe more influential, as many of the trades I've mentioned have had considerable status and power in their times.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
math? engineering? inventing things?
someone had to do the needed brainwork at some point in history which made computers, etc. possible.
That's what I went with, though I hear Herbalism/Skinning is also a good combination ;-)
...and I spend a LOT of time in the machine shop working metal into precision components for my experiments. While the machines themselves are mostly 1950's, the techniques go way back - for example, lathe turning predates metalworking. And I find it incredibly satisfying!
I would have some relatively boring day job, and on my copious spare time I would be playing music, sailing my boat, brewing my beer, making things out of wood and leather, reading up on the latest theories of this and that, and so on.
What would an electrical engineer be doing a millennia or three before the concept of resistors and capacitors?
S/he would be working in the fields all day long. If they were very lucky, they might be semi-free and would only have to worry about covering the rent whilst actually growing enough to live on. Most of them would be worrying whether their owner would decide that he had a few too many peasants and so decide to sell a few off or use them for sword practice.
Choosing the right wood, shaping it, fletching the arrows. This is "ancient tech" which can be learned today, and is its own reward. Why, there are even courses in this available!
It's amazing how effective a recurve bow with 40lbs strain is in the right hands....
Paul Gillingwater
MBA, CISSP, CISM
I'm melting Aluminum @ 1400 degrees F (ish) in a steel bucket lined with concrete to make sailing hardware. Oh, and I build my own wooden boats (another exercise in mathematics and logic). Both have been practiced for thousands of years, although I think they cast iron more often than aluminum "back in the day".
moox. for a new generation.
It is amazing what technology and social progress the Greeks had advanced to in their time, right before the fall of their civilization... Steam power, complex mechanical design, philosophy, democracy, calculus, electricity, atomic theory, and more ! They were due an Industrial Revolution of their own very soon, I think.
Maybe we deserve this world ?
I eventually want to do WS100.
so I do a lot of trail running and soon will do my first Ultra!
That seems ancient?
Specifically, I spend my time making little metal masses go really fast and studying trajectories, sonic effects, and impact patterns. If you don't want to call it "potting away at the gun range..."
Aside from that, I enjoy studying basic physio-chemical effects of complex carbohydrate distillates on the human body, and piecing together the hormonal puzzle of the effect of the female of the species in really short skirts on drunken guy^H^H^Hscientists.
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage
Almost lj like.
http://winemaking.jackkeller.net/
This guy is great. Everything from mild to wild.
Yep, I never spell check.
More incorrect spellings can be found he
Most of us would probably be burned on the bonfire for witchin':)
Even today there are people in Asia, who don't have a strong idea about math, but they are building junks from scratch.
Building stringed instruments,both acoustic and electric,standard and experemental has been part of my life for more than a quarter century.So if anyone out there comes across an instrument emblazoned with a winged,sneakered eyeball wearing a guitar and holding aloft a bolt of lightning,inside the soundchamber or on the headstock,the pleasure will be all yours.
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When I see those mechanical clocks, and all those machines, music boxes and early mechanical robots (playing piano etc.), I feel those people are our geeky ancestors. Those were the first programmable machinery, and a vital step towards computing. Even today, a clock is still the center of a computer.
"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
In addition to being a geek and spending most of my life in front of a monitor, I am also a SCAdian. I brew beer, I know how to shoot a bow and swing a weapon, and if I can't make a living at any of that, there's always hard labor.
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Cubical -> The property of being a cube -> You meant CUBICLE
You should have used a comma. Not a period. Get it?
auto's -> Don't even get me started on the stupidity of using apostrophes to make plurals... WHY?
grim -> It might be grim, but it's GRIME
greese -> Uh, what? -> GREASE.
Don't all good engineers start out in Tech support??
tech: Hello sir, how may I help you?
caveman: fire, BAD!!!
tech: I understand your frustration, you'll need to restart your fire by hitting two stones together.
caveman: FIRE, BAD!!!!!
tech: Sir, you're going to have to work with me here.
caveman: fire.........good?
tech: Yes sir. Is there anything else I can do for you?
caveman: UNF!
Why read the article when I can just make up a snap judgement?
I recently discovered I have a knack for woodworking. I have always had a knack for construction in general I suppose. Legos ya know!
I suppose before the light bulb (which in turn brought the vac tube, and the transistor)...I probably would have been attracted to a profession that involved building things.
Power Corrupts,Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely, leaving one person(group)in charge is absolutely corrupt.
I do wood carvings...
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...a navigational officer on a Man-O-War. And I would still have been a rifleman, only more slowly.
When I was young I was fascinated by all of the arrow heads my father had collected as a boy. I had a large, if not the best quality, supply of flint and began making stone tools. By trial and error and with a lot of frustration I eventually made some very good arrow heads, axe's and scrapers are easier. Very satisfying a decent looking point to get it is...
I have this theory that people who have bad eyesight from birth tend to pay more attention to books and examine things in detail during the critical learning years simply because they are easier to see for them(nearsightedness). So in general they gain a lot more book smarts, and tend to be more geeky as a group. I also think that children who have their vision corrected earlier in life may not exhibit this, or may display the same qualities for an entirely different reason if they are shunned by classmates for having "four eyes".. and naturally gravitate towards learning more.
I'm not sure how people who are farsighted or have some other vision problem would fit into this schema though. If my theory is correct, maybe your friends have a "geeky" interest in something non-technical? Or perhaps they just happen to be a outside the bell curve of this group...
(I think maybe the stereotype came about in the first place because people who read more without taking breaks to prevent eye strain end up needing glasses)
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If I lived in a time before computers and electronics, I would have probably persued a career in my other love, porn, err, my OTHER other love, meteorology. Before Luke Howard gave us the nomenclature and the basic hydrology of clouds, meteorology was mostly cataloguing the weather and making (somewhat) educated guesses based on patterns. An ancient greek weather forcast: A high chance of either sun or rain!
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When I'm not working on computers I'm usually playing video games. Does that count?
You never really know how close to the edge you can go until you fall off.
Lots of geeks are into guns. I've been collecting military-style rifles for years. I think John Moses Browning was a wizard-level geek, and all with only the computer between his ears! Did you know that the Lewis and Clark expedition carried a repeating air-rifle with them? Pretty geeky for them there days!
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And when I started, I thought, "If cave people could do it, it can't be that tricky." Boy was I ever wrong. It's amazing they ever got consistent results using 'primitive' equipment and techniques. You'd think that just having knowledge of modern chemistry should be enough to give me a significant edge over the ancients, but my problems are still the same as theirs. There's always something to learn.
What Ancient Tech Do You Do?
Pulling out.
I'm working on building a replica of a medieval diptych... not the booklet style painting, but the medieval version of the PDA. Folded in half, these were often apparently the size of a palmtop. Using a string as a "gnomon" they make a pretty fair sundial too. With wax on the inside, suddenly they make a handy place to write important notes, etc. Given the properties of sundials, it's possible to approximate the date if you hold the thing level... and there are any number of games you can play with a pen and paper, stylus and wax work for them too. So, in short, a diptych (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diptych) is definitely the sort of thing a medieval geek would have to have... I can see the articles now: "Tic-tac-toe, the next killer app?"
Any generalization is a stupid one.
In fact, if you are an orthodox greenie or you are convinced that petroleum resources will dry up in the next decade, you SHOULD be DOING some low-tech nerdwork right now.
Some things I do:
- design passive solar heated housing: no electronics but some mechanical or hydraulic feed back to regulate temp from solar sources and earth/water heat sinks.
- composting: i have been experimenting with staging anerobic and aerobic phases to speed up the breakdown [it still takes me 3 years to turn unsorted yard and kitchen wastes into a good garden product.]
- design pedal powered mowing, earthmoving and transportation stuff...the bicycle, evolved as it is, is just a starting point.
- study how to produce solar concentrators of high precision without recourse to computers, CNC machines etc. We all know how to make an elipse with 2 pins and a loop of string but I know how to make a parablola with pulleys, string and an xacto knife.
- trying to figure out a sustainable tree and crop rotation pattern on marginal acreage that would support a family without motorized tilling and harvesting, using wood stoves for heat, in perpetuity on the minimum amount of land.
- self regulating greenhouses to extend growing season in colder climates and without pesticides or pumped water.
- low tech biological pest control. E.G. gypsy moths all but destroyed my oak trees 20 years ago but I found a few of the caterpillers were dying of some disease. I collected all the limp, sick ones I could find, waited until the fungus or bacteria that attacks them had turned them into little bags of pus, put them in a blender [the wife LOVED that!], filtered the product and sprayed it all over my property. To this day, even when the moths have denuded the trees in other parts of town, my trees fare well and the caterpillers are dying left and right. I need to study more so I can preserve the germs for use elsewhere.
Being a geek would be so satisfying if i didn't have to make enough money to pay all that tuition!You call that a troll? I have a whole beltway full of trolls better than that!
No doubt about it.
It is important to point out that those old books are the old knowledge, but old knowledge wasn't better than ours today. Those books will teach you how to do things that have strong odds of killing you. Every reminder of safety is important, particularly when your instructions ignore them, so you have to consider it all of yourself.
There is something wrong with the geek who doesn't love that catalog and buy books from them once in a while. Always something interesting, even if you never build the projects. (Note, if you don't order you won't get the next catalog, so beware...)
"5) It's rather a skilled job compared to being a farmer"
I can see how a smith would need different skills than a farmer, but not how a good smith would need more skill than a good farmer.
Exam 4/C again. Maybe I'll do better this time.
One of the classical ancient studies (not part of the Trivium, the other one I can't remember now), amateur astronomy is both wonderfully old and bleeding edge new.
Interestingly, astronomy is one of the few remaining sciences which can still realistically be studied by "amateurs" who can do real research. Remember Comet Shoemaker-Levy that slammed into Jupiter? David Levy, one of its co-discoverers, is technically an "amateur" astronomer.
It can get expensive, but doesn't have to be. Good amateur astronomy begins with just your eyes and a map and dark skies.
Of course, binoculars or small telescopes up your opportunities, and fine instruments can be made at home (another huge faction of amateurs do ATM) or for a few hundred dollars you can acquire superb optical instruments that fold down into easily transportable luggage.
Then the sky is the limit for this technology, such as a 16 inch GPS-enabled GOTO SCT with a peltier-cooled CCD camera (hint, hint). Or go even better and deploy a remote-controlled observatory on the night side of the earth from your dayside location and view images across the internet.
Total geek satisfaction level: 9.9 out of 10.
It seems -- and this may be somewhat cynical of me -- that an ancient geek would have had a life approximately like thus ( where the timeline is from pre-history up to, say, the 17th or 18th century:
1) Born into violence, filth, and disease.
2) Eek out a life of scavenging or farming, paying taxes to your lord, having some children, most of whom will die before a couple years old, until:
3) war, or some other tribal/religious/cultural dispute.
4) death at 20.
This hypothetical geek from BCE 5000 or AD 1600 might have been the next Einstein, or Stephen Hawking, or anything we can imagine. But he'd never have had the time, opportunity or resources to do anything with it.
We're NOT smarter than previous humans, we just have an *unprecendented* level of peace and prosperity. We have developed a culture where people have the opportunity *not* to toil and die at an early age.
Finally, this success isn't evenly distributed, yet. A fair amount of humanity still lives the way our ancestors did centuries ago.
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You really don't know much about much about farming do you?
Try blacksmithing when you don't control the fire or the availability of the quench water.
How well do you handle different ores? Can you actually make a decent alloy from the dirt on the ground?
Oh well, I'm still educating city kids.
I did spend this last weekend with an axe and some trees. It's great whole body physical exercise, and beats meditation to smithereens as far as the ease of mental focus and achievement of Zen is concerned.
Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.
- W. Wriston, former Citibank CEO
The Antikythera Mechanism is indeed one very strange mystery.
"Our interests are to see if we can't scale it up to something more exciting," he said.
I'd be robin hood. :D
Well, it's likely that I would be a farmer, because that is what my most recent ancestors did, going back about 3 centuries.
On the other hand, I didn't take up farming, even though it was an option. I have a penchant for bows and arrows, so I might have become a fletcher.
Otherwise, I might have been a blacksmith or a tinsmith. Tinsmithing is probably relevant in the geek crowd anyway, because, like hardware hacking, tinsmithing involves soldering.
My brother-in-law, who is also a computer geek, has shown some skill at manufacturing musical instruments, mostly flutes and fifes of various types and sizes. This works well because his wife (my sister) plays flutes and fifes of various types and sizes.
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Sure, you could use big, strong, non-geeks to build them.
But the geeks would have to design it!!
The International Registry of Hurlers (and Chunkers)
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"Well..here I am..." - Jubal Early
I remember some years ago telling my niece and nephew about a book I was reading. It seems the main character, a fellow named Beowulf, liked to drink mead. When he wasn't doing that, he killed monsters.
They heartily approved.
...laura
At least your chances of getting lucky would have been about the same...
Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
Perhaps working on physics problems mathematically, only with paper instead a computer. Maybe I would be inventing something we have currently, but not then. That way future generations would be grateful to my works, and appreciate me. I know no one else does currently. Ungrateful ingrades. I'm the greatest that ever lived, you just don't know it yet.
Yes, I said it.
They would appeal to ancient geeks because they are endlessly tinkerable; you can add indicators for stars or mechanical work to predict things like eclipses and conjunctions. Chaucer was apparently quite the astrolabe hacker.
Start building by pushing a stick into the ground, or go here to download a diagram which one can print onto stiff paper.
They where blacksmiths, wheelwrights, coopers, or maybe weavers. I have read about people in the old west making sail wagons to try to ride across the plains. Put a sail on an old wagon? What a cool hack. Barbed wire or a mechanical reaper? Also way cool hacks. Even the Wright Brothers first plane was in effect a way cool hack.
Back in the day you had to do cool hacks to survive. Hackers are not the descendants of court wizards. We are descendants of farmers that when one of his tools broke he would fix it with what he had on hand or make a different tool out of it.
See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
You need to study more history. In most ancient cultures smiths were mystical figures, who gave up much for their mastery.
For example, an ancient goidelic bronze-smith's life was generally short and often ended in madness due to the lack of forced ventilation technology. The arsenic and heavy metals naturally occuring in ores acculumated in the body and induced illness and psychosis. Consequently the smiths were often unable to have normal children; so of course fathers did not want their daughters to marry smiths. A smith who wished to marry might have to steal or buy a bride.
The inherited, rigidly defined social and occupational classes you're talking about are a feature of medieval and post-medieval (c.g. Renaissance and Modern) culture, and are very rare in truly ancient times. In ancient times fostering and apprenticeships were more the norm, and typically a smith chose his apprentices or fosterlings based on aptitude and ability.
Try Amateur Radio (aka Ham Radio) which has had 'licensed' geeks going since around 1905, and the pioneers years before that.
Try to resist the temptation to speak to communicate via a satellite with people using an antenna that you made yourself, find that elusive summer or winter atmospheric inversion that lets you speak across the continent, catch a meteor trail and send specks of data at a time, try to resist chopping into the roof of your new car to put a VHF antenna there while heaving out the AM/FM radio to put in the radio's control head, explain to the bank why you need to buy a rural block for your 120m tall tower, find that elusive vintage spark-gap transmitter and try to resist turning it on for just a few minutes, build yourself a valve power amplifier that requires two household power circuits to run - one each for the heaters and the high tension supply,etc, etc.
I'm not speaking personally, you understand! Well, only some of it! :-)
Looking at space, radio, science and computing from a 'down-under' amateur enthusiast perspective.
Markland, the Tuchux, the Norse Film and Pageantry Society, Acre, The Sealed Knot, Dagohir, Milites Normanorum, all do some kind of sword'n'axe type live combat recreation.
Several of those listed above do "live steel" combat, with varying levels of realism and danger. SCA does stickfighting and fencing. Dagohir & its offshoots do padded sticks, Markland does live steel, padded sticks, and fencing.
All require equipment which is easier (and more fun) to make than to purchase... lots of geeks are into it more for the craftsmanship than for the adrenaline rush.
Once a geek always a geek......
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Quit playing Monopoly with Bill.
Linux - of the people, by the people, and for the people.
Sounds like you'd love the summer class I'm taking here at SUNY.
The book we use is called "Science and Technology in World History" and written by McClellan and Dorn. After reading a little more than half of it. I'd say that its clear that a geek 2000 or even 3000 years ago would be working on the same thing he is today... Technology.
(Technology has been around for tens of thousands of years while Science is only a recent development)
But definitely, he'd be working on various new techonologies.
Of course in order for the people who would invent the new technology to even exist, there are many things that the civilization need to provide. The book talks about various civilizations and how technological development only began to really take off when civilizations were capable of making surpluses (such as in food).
And also the book has a chapter or two on civilizations that had developed amazing technological developments for a period of time and then completely stopped as the society had become unable to provide the support needed (war, famine, etc.)..
Further, these technological developments were sometimes *lost* since further generations were incapable of understanding, reproducing, or even repairing any of the previous work. (Such as the case of Su Sung's waterwheel powered astronimical clock (1090AD China)).
I'd be a cabinet maker (woodworking), which is what I do now in my spare time. I make high end stuff, building a dinning set now. I even turn custom pens. I mostly use powered equipment but there is something immensely satisfying using hand tools such a good block plane or *really* sharp chisel to fashion fine wood. Very tactile.
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Or Killin' folk. One or the other.
Though with the choice of oil painting comes the lovely effects that all those pigments have on the system.. Blindness, liver damage, insanity.. Lot's of fun!
Rithmomachia of course!
Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
Yup! Hammer, anvil, tongs, forge, etc... It's good fun, it's active, artistic, and appeals to the "Lord of the Rings" nerd in me, though after 3 years, I'm nowhere near being good enough to even begin weapon or armour smithing (or Rings of Power, alas). Good books on the subject include The New Edge of the Anvil, and the Art of Blacksmithing. You can also usually find small priavetly run courses on the subject.
So I would probably be a loan shark, since that's the only thing that was allowed for our people.
I draw nomograms, which are sort of like a static slide rule hard-wired to solve one particular equation.
My hobby is the ancient tech of storycrafting. The ability to commit thoughts and ideas to semi-permanent physical form (and convert them back) was one of the great technologies of ancient priests. Coming up with an idea and plan, developing characters, debugging the threads of a narrative, and so on aren't all that different from procedural programming (which is itself a more creative task than usually given credit for). I use semi-modern gear for it (a G3 iBook), but writing stories is still fundamentally the same craft as in the days of Homer or Moses or the author of Gilgamesh.
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The vast, vast majority of geeks in the past were peasants, working themselves to death in a few short decades in subsistence farming.
Same with the majority of artists, musicians, etc.
I'm not sure if it's pretty depressing, or positively invigorating, to think that if I'd been born into my grandfather's generation I'd've had pretty much the same choices he did: join the British army and eventually settle in one of the colonies if I survived, or stay at home and work as a labourer of one kind or another.
Go to university? Accumulate wealth? Learn a trade? Not likely.
Blasphemy is a human right. Blasphemophobia kills.
I love to cook and even back then, you still had ovens and stoves. Heck, a campfire is easy enough to use to prepare food. :-)
Irrigation Network engineers?
:)
Past lifers always think that they were persons of significance. What I really suspect is that in ancient or medieval times, most of us would be peasants.
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Seriously, brewing is easy to do. It was probably the first "technology". With modern malt extracts, all you need is a pot to boil in and a container to ferment in. Oh, and bottles or a keg to store in. But I'm sure true geeks will want to mash from scratch. Some even make their own malt and grow their own hops.
Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
By dying in the arena.
Sorry my bullshit sensor overloaded.
You said:Fundamental Christians deny the vast level of supporting evidence for an ancient naturalistically formed Universe where life developed under the control of natural selection
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I would certainly be described as one of those "Fundamental" Christians, and I must respectfully take issue with your point.
People who believe as I do do not deny the evidence. We collect evidence and draw inferences from it to see how that fits into our view of how the universe works. To be fair, this is precisely what naturalists do. We all share the same evidence. We differ in the meaning of the evidence and the explanations that accompany the evidence. Only a fool would reject solid evidence.
You also said:Christianity seem to win the contest as 'religion most likely to stifle scientific advancement'
I'll take issue with that as well. While it is true that many who claimed the name and power of the Christian church have abused that power and have done despicable things, that is not consistent with Christian beliefs. The list of Christians who have offered up significant scientific advances includes:
Johann Kepler, Francis Bacon, Blaise Pascal, Robert Boyle, Charles Babbage, Samuel F. B. Morse, Gregor Mendel, Louis Pasteur, Henri Fabre, Lord William Thompson Kelvin, Joseph Lister, George Washington Carver, Wernher von Braun, and many others.
To suggest that scientific advancement is inherently incompatible with Christianity is simply not inclusive of the facts.
Look at the lobby groups now most opposed to stem cell research...
Embryonic stem cell research is definitely opposed on moral grounds.
Adult stem cell research - the area that shows therapeutic benefit TODAY is not morally out of bounds and is helping people to live a more healthy life. This is GOOD science, and should be promoted.
Embryonic stem cell research is different. We believe that all human life is sacred and that no human should be killed to make life easier or healthier for someone else. The science shows that these zygotes are inherently human - that all that is required for a person to grow from a fertilized egg is food and shelter.
Science's technological reach has exceeded its moral grasp in this area. Science has long existed in a realm where there were moral guidelines on appropriate research. e.g. People must know that they are part of an experiment, and what the risks are, etc. I feel strongly that one day, the conventional scientific wisdom will look on this and say 'oops' we messed that one up.
FWIW - While I've not seen it written this way elsewhere, I rather like the idea of a "Fundamental Christian" over the moniker "fundamentalist" As a Fundamental Christian, I hold fast to the tenets of the historic Christian faith, which is somewhat different from the connotation of a fundie as described on
Respectfully,
Anomaly
But Herr Heisenberg, how does the electron know when I'm looking?
...Stella is hott! -- singarde, and welcome to castle infinity... -- gold tyrannasaurous, GROW CAP!
...but every army laying siege to a castle needs an Engineer or three.
Explorer would appeal to me also.
Farming is also very complex. Think of it as a combination of botany, meteorology, applied chemistry, mechanical and civil engineering.
A good farmer has to know the use of a great deal of tools (many of which he ends up making himself), what to plant, when to plant it, when to harvest it, how to care for it, how to prepare the land before planting, and care for the land after the harvest. A good farmer will know important differences between varieties of the same species that are identical to the layman. In some cases a lot of zoology/veterinary medicine is necessary as well.
On top of all this the good farmer has to estimate the market a year ahead of time.
It's *really* not very simple either.
I would guess that a lot of people think of a smith as someone that has more muscles than brains. I would guess that people make a similar mistake with farmers, confusing the farm laborer with the farmer.
Exam 4/C again. Maybe I'll do better this time.
Nuff said
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blow glass. that's pure chemistry.
;) peace.
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or spin fire. it's close to pure math. lol.
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get primal! \m/ stack rocks and dance in your underpants. i do, and i still lurve my tecknowledgey.
1) Horticulture. A big one. Genetically engineer a new fruit with selective breeding like our ancesters did with the bannana.
2) Animal husbandry. You can even selectively breed new things like a mad scientist and domesticated dogs.
3) Carpentry, Masonary, Metal-work. Making boats and canoes.
4) Religion. Another big one. I'm reading about kabbalah at the moment and it's really interesting - a lot of traditions stay through today after ~4000 years. You know the cross-your-heart good luck thing - that's kabbalahistic symbolism
Magick may have some scientific base in that expectations create reality. That was the science of the day.
So, there you go. Geeks in the past would have been aiding horticulture, looking after animals according to religious beliefs (science to them), studying the stars and trying to find order in the little things. Perhaps the geek may later get involved in power, another kind of order.
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Yeah. Too bad they were all homos and their civilization died out. Gotta procreate, damn greeks, err, geeks.
I would have tried to get a student position with Roger Bacon. It would be fun inventing all aspects of science and technology from first principles 650 years before they actually happened.
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I'm suprised more geeks don't read Bacon - his complaints about incompetent authority and his plans for dealing with it could do with a better airing today! And his proposals for creating and structuring an Internet are first-class. Then again, you do need 11th century Latin.
Try http://84.1911encyclopedia.org/B/BA/BACON_ROGER.h
I guess I would have been on Fidonet having a long-winded discussion with some crazy trolls called Socrates, Plato or something like that.
Against the grain
Sangaku. Since reading about this in Sci Am a few years back, I've found a few descriptions and worked on the problems.
Intron: the portion of DNA which expresses nothing useful.
I like to build new street pipe organs and restore old pipe organs and player pianos. You can get plans to build a small street pipe organ that plays punched paper rolls (a program!!!) from John Smith of Flitwick, England and can see some examples of organs people have built here (along with a picture of mine):
:-)
http://www.melright.com/busker/jsmith.htm
Building a street organ will test your woodworking skills to the max, and if you are musical you can cut your own music rolls.
My log house was built around a 1933 Moller pipe organ that I pulled from a church in Chicago. Stands 16 ft tall, 16 ft wide and 6 ft deep. Has a door in the side you can walk into to do maintenance. Fire that baby up while inside and its almost better than sex
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Here's the site to check out:Caveman Chemistry
Projects from making charcoal, mead, and ceramics to casting metals and glass, and making plastic (making and drawing polyester fiber).
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Back in the medieval period, the educated people were the clerics, some ordained, some not.
Problem was, there weren't enough good jobs for the educated class. There were many underemployed people with time on their hands and limited prospects.
So they did what came naturally. Like we hack technology, they hacked theology.
Much 'black magic' was based on the standard Catholic rite of exorcism. In the rite, the priest commands demons or the devil to leave, in the name of the father, son, and holy ghost, perhaps with other holy names thrown in for good measure.
Some clerk must have seen that, and thought "What a waste! If you can command them, why not tell them to do something useful?"
Thus, the idea that a sorceror could follow a similar ritual, and use the influence of the holy powers to command the spirits to bring wealth, or sex, or knowledge.
Sort of like hacking a CueCat.
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--Steam engines, toot-toot!
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Read Hardy's Jude the Obscure.
Don't try that "protecting the children" shit you people use to keep the tits and bad words off my TV. --Seanbaby
My first hobby is a war against the MPAA / RIAA / BSA. So, if I had lived 60 years ago, I would have been fighting the NAZIs.
My hobbies in guns, reloading, and explosives probably would have put me in the Ordnance Department, but then I would have never had the privlidge of bayonetting an RIAA employee with a swastica on his uniform...that would have been a tough decision.
I'm buidling a Piggott Style Brake-Rotor Windmill (see http://www.otherpower.com/ )
Andy Out!
OK, not that ancient, but it is getting to be a lost art with fuel injection taking over everything. My motorcycles aren't even that old, but they have carbs. I haven't had to mess with them in a while, but it's interesting to take one apart. They're like little mechanical analog computers.
So many plants and animals, so little time -- some of them with quite amazing effects.
Leering... uh...
Oogling... er...
Girl Watching!
THINK! It's patriotic
Camping, canoeing, living close to nature. No high-tech toys for days. It was quite a shock the first time, but you get to enjoy the complete turn-around when you get used to it.
Travel around, including foreign countries if enough time and budget.
Learn dead or old languages like Latin and Chinese. Not at the level of fluent conversation, but keeps you interesting to learn the history, especially how they influenced West/East culture. I'll get to Middle East languages like Hebrew if I have time.
I would have been a swordsmith, no doubt about it. What cooler tech could there have been in times long since past?
Some people are like slinkies--basically useless but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
I have never been able to find a good text explaining how to calculate longitude based on the position of the Moon. Has anyone ran across this information?
'nuff said
Speaking of... ...my fiance and I went to Home Depot the other day to get some fruit trees to plant in the yard. We stumbled upon 1 tree (about a year old) that says it produces two kinds of peaches, nectarenes AND plums. Four fruits on one tree??
Now I'm busy trying to research on the net how they did this and what to expect when it matures. Sure enough, upon closer inspection of the actual tree, it appears as though each branch is spliced from a different tree (except one).
That's pretty cool tech (therfore geeky) to me!
-Valiss
If I'd been born in an age without what we call "technology" today, I would probably have been either a thief, or some sort of occultist.
Thievery involves something like hacking, eg, learning to "hack" locks and other security systems, etc. Think a medieval version of "Oceans 11," that would of been the kind of shit that I would have liked.
Or I would have been off somewhere trying to learn about magic, the occult, astrology, alchemy, etc. Actually I'm a little bit interested in some of that stuff even living in modern times.
Of course those two things aren't mutually exclusive, so maybe I'd have been involved in both.
This whole discussion reminds me, I need to go order that set of lockpicks I've been jonesing after....
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It sure wasn't one of those guys with the bear grease in their hair who were always hanging around the young maidens, comparing their eyes to the flowers that grew down by the river, and slipping off with them into the nightshadows while the shaman told scary tales of 12-feet tall bears by the firelight. Nope, it was the short guys who had to squint to see anything, who couldn't throw a rock more than twenty feet, who ended up living in caves with their mothers, always scratching on the cave walls with bits of charcoal. You know those guys: their motto was, "Must innovate to procreate!" It was those of whom it was later said: "He is not so good in battle, but watch him throw that atlatl!"
DNA is a Turing machine. You, however, being dynamic and emergent, are not.