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  1. Re:First on Computerized Time Clocks Susceptible to 'Manager Attack' · · Score: 1

    > Remember, folks. Managers never do anything wrong because they are in charge.

    Correct, they do something wrong because they're sucking up to the C*O or VP of Incredibly Long String of Buzzwords.

  2. Re:Why x sucks. on Why PHBs Fear Linux · · Score: 1

    Actually, Linux is a tool box: multiple screw drivers, wrenches, various cutting tools (saws, knives, wire-strippers), etc. Winders (yes, I call it names, the f'ing nazis can bite me) is more like the swiss army knife: lots of neato attachments which does a lot of things, but not a single one well.

  3. Re:Are they kidding? on Microsoft Preps 'Janus' Music Copy-Prevention Scheme · · Score: 1

    > Think about the kind of people who are reading this right now...
    >
    > Now picture them naked.

    Now, picture who would think of these kinds of people naked.

    Granted, your post made me shudder. But I think I've made myself sick.

  4. And let me be the first to point out..... on Tech Companies Ask U.S. to Regulate Cyber Security · · Score: 1

    Having all the routers around you blocking what you send and recieve would accomplish, what exactly?

  5. Last chance..... on Spread The Love (And Pay Us) · · Score: 1

    ....to send me your dollar.

  6. Re:in other news... on PC In An XP Box · · Score: 1

    Ya' know, one of the most notable 'cancer researchers' I can think of ended up writing Science Fiction (and not SciFi) for a living. Funny, my understanding is it amounted to what he (and from what I gather you) can manage some form of satisfaction from.

    Oh, an kudos for what looks like a signature.

    Then again, I've been drinking since 4pm EST......

  7. Re:Show within the show on A Law Show Set 25 Years from Now · · Score: 1

    Come now, you couldn't even ObSimpsons:

    Law & Order: Elevator Investigation Unit

  8. the differeince? on What Differentiates Linux from Windows? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, here's my opinion, anyway.

    The Unix philosophy: build tools which do one or a few things very well (and are trivial to develop, debug, and maintain) and build upon them.

    I have yet to detect anything resembling a philosophy in the 'other' place. It seems to be build a single big-ass swiss army knife application (which doesn't seem to do anything very well).

  9. Re:Don't you mean... on Linux the Tortoise to Microsoft's Hare? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From my email .signiture rotation (and undoubtedly taken from here):

    "The Linux symbol is a cute cartoon penguin. For Microsoft, the symbol
    right now is a fat guy in a skintight butterfly suit. Which mascot is
    more appealing?"

  10. Re:Already done on The Simpsons Movie · · Score: 1

    Ummm, "Bart the Daredevil"? (Don't now the number....). 'course, it wasn't one of the main (or secondary) characters, and, if memory serves, there was also either a lion or a mountain lion (and a drop of blood) in the shark tank.

  11. Soon to be in my .signiture on California Cybercafe Regulation Decision Released · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "What was the talking point again? I'm not retarded yet."

  12. Re:funny stories? on Joel Rants About Resumes · · Score: 1

    heh, not bad. Funny thing is I just recieved a confirmation of an interview. Only thing is, the salutation is to someone else, on a different date and time than already arranged, and for a completely unrelated position. So, you point out applicants are stupid, and I point out HR is stupid.

  13. Re:Interesting on A Modest Model Railroad · · Score: 1

    > Does this not perfectly describe the difference between "producer" and "consumer?"

    Not sure. Having delved into many, many different areas of both modelling and model railroading, I kinda' find this completely mudding the border. In all honesty, I've been the 'consumer' of a considerable amount of brass and resin, yet I produce many things which give a great deal of satisfaction (for myself, at least). Maybe the the ultimate test would be if I started casting my own resin or set up a (C)NC mill for brass.....

    Then again, maybe I had to much vodka tonight..... And it definitely beats the hell out of getting drunk *and* watching Celebrity Idiot Millionaire.

  14. Re:HO, baby! on A Modest Model Railroad · · Score: 1

    Although HO (1/87) rules (sorry no 133t speak for me), if you want the the biggest bang for the smallest space, I've some really cool stuff in Z scale (1/144???).

  15. wha???? on Northwest Gives Personal Data to NASA · · Score: 2, Funny

    > They were once my favorite airline

    Let me guess, you don't live near Detroit nor the Twin Cities.

  16. Re:Five to Ten on Linus on SCO, and the Desktop Being 10 Years Away · · Score: 1

    > a client who is still using 7.1

    and further

    > you can run two to three years before upgrading.

    Sounds like your client already thinks Linux is there.......

  17. Re:And the number is .... on Linus on SCO, and the Desktop Being 10 Years Away · · Score: 1

    because it should be pascalally?

  18. Re:WHO is David Fester? on Microsoft Unhappy With HP's iTunes Decision · · Score: 1

    Like anyone else from this company would be any better? "But f you put truth and all the past Windows hype in the same room, you'd get a matter-antimatter explosion."

  19. Re:Magic dust sprinkle on Where Will IBM Drop Windows? · · Score: 1

    > I remember when it was Multimedia. Now it's open source. So why are we celebrating that IBM is using new hype words to motivate its workers?

    Funny, I remember using Open Source (both the term and the actual solution) back before some dweeb was handing me a resume and saying it was 'multimedia' ("'cause I did it on the screen and made it come out on the printer." Riiiight).

    I've only met a handful of people inside IBM. It may be remotely possible this may be part of their rah-rah speaches, but the people I've talked to at least have a clue about the differences between shit-n-shinola.

  20. Re:Outsource expenses - CEOs on Tech Firms Defend Moving Jobs Overseas · · Score: 1

    > Given that the annual income of HP is on the order of $87 billion, she only has to carry out changes that improve that figure by 0.1% to justify her income.

    And what happens if her changes drive 'that figure' down by 0.1%?

  21. Re:How is this objective? on Microsoft Rolls Out New Anti-Linux Ad Campaign · · Score: 1

    The same way any publication is independent of their advertising revinue? Don't tell me anyone is actually surprised by this.

  22. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever on Shatner to Record Another Album · · Score: 1

    > "And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence."

    Yeah, but it is how you sing, Bill.

  23. Re:An Analysis on Mythic Sues Microsoft Over Mythica MMORPG · · Score: 1

    > Should John Carmack from DOOM sue all the 3d FPS game makers?

    I suppose only if he gets funding from The Canopy Group.

  24. history repeats? on Mythic Sues Microsoft Over Mythica MMORPG · · Score: 1

    yeah, interesting. Do some research on TSR and (I think) Flying Buffalo. For bonus points cross reference with the works of H.P. Lovecraft and (again, I think) Michael Moorcock. My opinion? The BHA computer.

    But, yeah, Norse (and others, I'm sure) mythology *should* be public domain.

  25. Re:More Innovation! on Microsoft Looks At Integrating Forums and E-mail · · Score: 1

    I probably found this on /. , but:

    "Look up "derivative" in the dictionary and see if that reminds you of how MS describes their "innovation"."