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Shatner to Record Another Album

s20451 writes "Slashdotters may remember Canadian actor William Shatner from such hit TV shows as T. J. Hooker and Rescue 911; he was also known to dabble in science fiction. Shatner released an album, The Transformed Man, in 1968. Intending the album to be taken seriously, it is now held up as one of the campiest recordings of all time, including the worst Beatles cover ever produced. Now a new album is in the works, featuring joint work with Ben Folds, Henry Rollins, and Brad Paisley. More on Ananova."

335 comments

  1. Yo! by j0nkatz · · Score: 0

    A big FP to all the independent trolls in da hizouse!!!

    And a big FUCK YOU to Wil Wheaton! Where is your album at bitch? Gonna cry because Shatner didn't include you on it???

    TOS 4 EVAR!!!!!!!

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  2. In related news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    How many people here like Justin Timberlake? I am 13/f/arizona and I think Justin's hot.

  3. Little-known Shatner SECRETS by Amsterdam+Vallon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Star Trek was originally supposed to be a show about a bunch of rabbis in a synagogue. He said to the producers, 'instead of a synagogue, how about if the show is in outer space?' They said, 'okay.' And that's pretty much how it happened.

    "When we did TJ Hooker I used to tell my co-star Adrian Zmed that he should change his name, like I did - from William Zmed."

    "I tell people I have a 34 inch waist, but it's really 35."

    "How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways."

    [Compiled from Conan O'Brien]

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    1. Re:Little-known Shatner SECRETS by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 5, Funny
      Another little known Shatner fact as told by Patrick Stewart on Conan confessions...

      If william shatner ever pulls you in to the men's room and asks you, do you want to see the captain's log, just say NO.

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    2. Re:Little-known Shatner SECRETS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the son of Priest Vallon went into CS after killing Bill the Butcher.

      That makes sense, because your girl looks like one huge golddigger.

    3. Re:Little-known Shatner SECRETS by thesilverbail · · Score: 1
      If william shatner ever pulls you in to the men's room and asks you, do you want to see the captain's log, just say NO.

      How about the first mate's ?

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    4. Re:Little-known Shatner SECRETS by ebbomega · · Score: 0, Troll

      Star Trek was originally supposed to be a show about a bunch of rabbis in a synagogue. He said to the producers, 'instead of a synagogue, how about if the show is in outer space?' They said, 'okay.' And that's pretty much how it happened.

      Interesting, especially considering he wasn't involved in the show until after the pilot.

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    5. Re:Little-known Shatner SECRETS by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > > If william shatner ever pulls you in to the men's room and asks you, do you want to see the captain's log, just say NO
      > How about the first mate's


      Men's Room, First Mate's room... Either way, it's bad news.

  4. Lukcy bastard... by Lugor · · Score: 4, Funny

    The only reason he stayed alive all these years was because he wore a Gold shirt and used the Red shirts as human shields! Bah!

    1. Re:Lukcy bastard... by WTFmonkey · · Score: 1

      Yup. Anytime a black dude in a red shirt went on an away mission, you knew he was toast. The hot chicks in the blue shirts always ended up safe, but had to go through some sort of plot twist first (e.g. the "Apollo" episode) and then get rescued by the crew.

    2. Re:Lukcy bastard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. The plots in Star Trek did indeed closely mimic real life.

  5. *Shivers* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm tingling with ecstatic anticipation.

    1. Re:*Shivers* by Your+Anus · · Score: 1

      Will there be a duet with Leonard Nimoy?

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  6. The funniest Shatner bit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's a parody of a well-known series of Canadian beer commercials. Taken from wikipedia, but no link -- don't want to cause them more trouble!

    "I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...(some audience members say "one"), or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. ("Pomp And Circumstances" begins playing) I speak English and French, NOT KLINGON! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And Tribbles were PUPPETS, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!"

    1. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Funny

      ".... I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. ... I was in My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!"

      When talking to Canadians... about that usual run of the mill Canadian accent... they say that Canadians don't really have an accent... that most sound like American sportscasters.

      I make sure to point out, there is no such thing as an American sportscaster as we import them all from Toronto... with the exception of one or two who say they are from Winnipeg... though actually born and raised in northern Manitoba... who wactually do say 'eh.

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    2. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by LordNimon · · Score: 2, Funny
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    3. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THANK YOU!!

    4. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by 0racle · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      Canadians don't really have an accent
      This is the dumbest statement ever. An accent is simply, from Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary,
      Modulation of the voice in speaking; manner of speaking or pronouncing; peculiar or characteristic modification of the voice; tone;
      So either you have an accent, or you don't speak at all.
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    5. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Just ask a Canadian to go "out and about" and you'll pick up that accent loud and clear, eh?

      Actually, the best thing the Detroit Red Wings did was to import their play-by-play man from the CBC a few years back (Ken Daniels). Before that they had a generic American talking head for a year or two who was absolutely pathetic (although if I recall he might be doing Minnesota Wild games now).

      That said, having spent the first 28 years of my life in the Detroit area, I'll give the average CBC sportscaster the nod over any American network easily. They actually come to the event with a solid background in whatever subject they are covering, instead of merely reading off the teleprompter and trying to out-chuckle the other guy...

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    6. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by li99sh79 · · Score: 1
      Actually, the best thing the Detroit Red Wings did was to import their play-by-play man from the CBC a few years back (Ken Daniels). Before that they had a generic American talking head for a year or two who was absolutely pathetic (although if I recall he might be doing Minnesota Wild games now).

      They hired that guy away from ESPN because ESPN hired Dave Strader away from the Red Wings after one of ESPNs play-by-play guys died in a pool accident. Dave Strader is still my favorite Red Wings TV play-by-play guy, though Daniels is very good and can easily hold his own with Mickey(the Wings awesome color guy).

      -sam

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    7. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by IWorkForMorons · · Score: 2, Informative

      Canadians don't really have an accent

      As a Canadian, I can tell you for a fact that's untrue. It just depends on where you go. Newfies...they got an accent. New Brunswickers...they got an accent. Quebecers...they REALLY got an accent. Although once you hit Ontario, things just kinda get plain and drawn out. So it seems like they don't have an accent, but they do. Haven't talked to many people west of Ontario, but I'm sure they have to have some kind of accent. Especially once you hit rodeo-ridin' prarie land. Anyone who rides a horse for a living MUST have an accent.

    8. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by AsimovBesterClarke · · Score: 1

      > "And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence."

      Yeah, but it is how you sing, Bill.

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    9. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nice pipe you have there. 2.6k/sec! Woohoo! I'll have the clip tomorrow!

    10. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by FrostedWheat · · Score: 1

      I have an ogg of that here. 672k big.

      256k line, go easy :-)

    11. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, your mom liked it too.

    12. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      That said, having spent the first 28 years of my life in the Detroit area, I'll give the average CBC sportscaster the nod over any American network easily. They actually come to the event with a solid background in whatever subject they are covering, instead of merely reading off the teleprompter and trying to out-chuckle the other guy...

      This is probally why we import sportscasters.

      I'm not a big sports fan, but I do get CBC.. in the form of CBUT out of Vancover I believe. While I am not big on sports, it's not uncommon for friends to visit to catch sporting events here, just because they prefer CBC to the American coverage, esp for the olympus where I believe 18-20hours a day is dedicated to coverage of the games.... vs the American coverage which is pretty much 4hours or so.

      I can't speak for the amount of background the CBC sportscasters have for I don't know the background my self.... I can agree I'd much rather try to ignore CBC sportscasters then american ones because it's easier to ignore non-chucking sportscasters then chuckling ones. Also, I tend to notice more errors in gramar with the american ones, which makes it more difficult to ignore them.

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    13. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Just ask a Canadian to go "out and about" and you'll pick up that accent loud and clear, eh?

      "Out and about" rhymes with "clout and gloat" to me. I think the sound difference has to do with the ruf of the mouth.

      (transplanted Caper in Montreal)

    14. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by Yo+Grark · · Score: 1

      Oh we speak....but do we really say anything? (Ahem, Cretien? Martin?)

      Hence, no accent is acceptable eh?

      Yo Grark
      Canadian Bred with American Buttering

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    15. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by Darth23 · · Score: 1

      I think the operative word is 'peculiar'.

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    16. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even in that speech his acting is horrible.

      PUPPETSSSSsssssss! Not Animals! PUPPETSSSSssssssssss!

    17. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by slePP · · Score: 1

      Oi. My poor webserver. The bandwidth just can't take it, Captain! But it is a funny clip.. (I had to re-encode it to 22kHz mono @ 128kbps VBR since I was only moving 1.4K/s out the network.. Oops).

    18. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by GreggBert · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't think he knows what he's talking aboot !

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    19. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So either you have an accent, or you don't speak at all.

      I'm sorry. I didn't realize that my speaking by telepathy had an accent. How do I sound now? How about now? Better? Good.

    20. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by SophtwareSlump · · Score: 1

      If you're an American, have a Canuck say these words for you: Against Out and About Organization And tell me everything sounds normal.

    21. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That has to be the lamest Rush sig I've ever seen. Jesus Christ.

      You coulndn't come up with anything less gay?

      grepNYC.

    22. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is the dumbest statement ever. An accent is simply, from Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary,

      Modulation of the voice in speaking; manner of speaking or pronouncing; peculiar or characteristic modification of the voice; tone;


      Wow... this is the first time that someone is quoting an unabridged dictionary, taking the time to say it's unabridged, and abridging it!

      First of all... don't take dictionaries as gospel truth. Esp Websters which based on my observations has a load of spelling errors in it.

      Seconday, according to www.dictionary.com
      ac*cent #2: Vocal prominence or emphasis given to a particular syllable, word, or phrase.


      To say the accents are diffrent from one region to another is to say the way that one gives vocal promince or emphasis ...to a particular syllable, word, or phrase differs from one region to another.

      To say "no accent", while not nessicarly in it self a true phrase.... means no noticable vocal promice or emphasis other then what you consider to be normal. For example... it's commonly said that people from western america don't have much in the way of an accent. As in, we don't eat bald eggs (boiled), we don't say howdy y'all, nor do we pronounce our R's like W's and throw W's in where they don't belong. It is more accuratly described as being Generic North American. "No accent" is a phrase in common use, and I find it shocking you can't find this in your dictionary.

      Quote from www.dictionary.com

      A characteristic pronunciation, especially:

      Ac*cent #3: A characteristic pronunciation, especially:
      a. One determined by the regional or social background of the speaker.
      b. One determined by the phonetic habits of the speaker's native language carried over to his or her use of another language.


      For future reference, "no accent" = "generic accent", so generic that you can't tell where they are from. However, for me to say you are a "bone head" would be accurate as your head is clearly made of bone, perhaps so much it should be noted.

    23. Re:The funniest Shatner bit ever by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Haven't talked to many people west of Ontario

      My experence is mostly B.C.... and the accent differs slightly from Washington, Montana, and Oregon, but not by much. There are exceptions where the accent is more pronounced... typicaly these people when asked say they are from either Quebec... Manitoba, or Saskatchewan.

      There is that other accent i've heard in BC.. which seems like a cross between Northern Manitoba and Torronto which is the "American vietnam draft dodger i'm canadian now 'eh" accent.

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  7. Sign of the Apocalypse by DaRat · · Score: 3, Informative

    Oh my god! It's another sign of the apocalypse! We're doomed!!!!

    1. Re:Sign of the Apocalypse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a.?

    2. Re:Sign of the Apocalypse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow you said apocAlypse rather than apocolypse which i would've expected of a slashbot - congrats!

    3. Re:Sign of the Apocalypse by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      Apocalypse, hell; this, along with the Mad Cow, is proof Canadia is trying to kill us.

      Of course, the doctrine of Mutually Assured Destruction dictates that we must send them more of our beer immediately.

    4. Re:Sign of the Apocalypse by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh my god! It's another sign of the apocalypse! We're doomed!!!!

      I know the apocalypse is coming. The whole world is upside-down. The best rapper is white, the best golfer is black, and Saddam Hussein is a pussy in real life (as opposed to on iraqi tv)!

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    5. Re:Sign of the Apocalypse by waferhead · · Score: 1

      The Horror...

    6. Re:Sign of the Apocalypse by -kertrats- · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the *information* [judging by the modding].

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    7. Re:Sign of the Apocalypse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It all started when he found out on Slashdot that Blur's recording made it all the way to Mars...

  8. Terrible actor.. Probably a terrible singer by Brahmastra · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Ever noticed the horrible overacting in the old Star Trek. I'm going to assume the music is also bad.

    1. Re:Terrible actor.. Probably a terrible singer by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      I think you are the first to ever notice that.

      Congratulations.

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    2. Re:Terrible actor.. Probably a terrible singer by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny
      Oh. My. God. Until you've heard Bill belting out "Lucy In The Sky (With Diamonds)", complete with synthetic reverb and panflute, you just won't understand. I mean, I'm pretty sure that Douglas Adams had that recording in mind when he invented Vogon poetry.

      Really. It is that bad. I'd listen to an endless loop of RMS quarter-toning "The Free Software Song" before I'd willingly listen to Shatner again, although I'd prefer Leonard Nimoy's "If I Had A Hammer" to either of them.

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    3. Re:Terrible actor.. Probably a terrible singer by Diomedes01 · · Score: 1

      What about Leonard Nemoy's hobbit song about Bilbo Baggins? I saw the music video of that about a year ago and almost wet myself I laughed so hard.

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    4. Re:Terrible actor.. Probably a terrible singer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's your university degree coming along?

    5. Re:Terrible actor.. Probably a terrible singer by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      What about Leonard Nemoy's hobbit song about Bilbo Baggins?

      Yeah, they're all bad. I have a strong tolerance for annoying sounds from listening to myself try to play a piano for so many years and for having three kids under the age of four. That's how I can get away with cranking "Shatner-LSD(WD).mp3" at work when I want to annoy my coworkers without causing myself too much pain.

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    6. Re:Terrible actor.. Probably a terrible singer by SharpNose · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the last entry of his three-part autobiography (GET A LIFE), he explains that his ST:TOS delivery was a combination of influences, one being a play he was in years before that had everyone practically asleep every show. Bill said that he decided to turn everything up a notch to see what would happen. So, "I'd love some coffee" became "I'd LOVE...some COFFEE!" and right away, people were sitting up straight in their seats because the intensity was contagious. As for the...famouspause, he said that that was caused in part by dealing with the mind-numbing dialogue and the sheer volume of it they had to memorize every week, so, when you...hear...oneofthosepauses, you know that that's actually Bill trying to come up with his line.

      I highly recommend both the STAR TREK MEMORIES books and GET A LIFE because it gives you an idea of where the actors' heads were at at the time the series was being made. Bill also tells some fascinating stories about things that have happened in more recent years related to the show.

    7. Re:Terrible actor.. Probably a terrible singer by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      I don't know... that 45-minute hippie rant that Nimoy puts in the middle of Hammer makes me want to punch him in the face.

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    8. Re:Terrible actor.. Probably a terrible singer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Leonard Nemoy's hobbit song about Bilbo Baggins? I saw the music video of that about a year ago and almost wet myself I laughed so hard.

      It's not nearly as bad..

      Nimoy is 'funny' bad, Shatner is 'oh my god, did I just die and go to hell' bad.

      A simple test:
      You laughed when you saw the "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" - when people listen to "Mr Tambourine Man", you typically hear "what the fsck is this?" followed by random cursing as they try to find a way to turn it off.

      I don't know anyone (not even myself) that has been able to listen to "Mr Tambourine Man" all the way through. The longest I've ever seen was 45 seconds.

    9. Re:Terrible actor.. Probably a terrible singer by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. He'll hire a ghost singer.

  9. Please explain to a foreigner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is a "campy" recording?

    1. Re:Please explain to a foreigner by RobFrontier · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Cheesy, or over the top.

    2. Re:Please explain to a foreigner by falcon5768 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Balled of Bilbo Baggins, Spoken word Rocketman......

      just about every "cast recording aside from nichelle nicoles and the girl who played the dabo girl who married Nom from ST DS9 who actually are wonderful singers and sang backup for a lot of other singers after their respective shows ends.

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    3. Re:Please explain to a foreigner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Faggy too.

    4. Re:Please explain to a foreigner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:Please explain to a foreigner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something so terrible (and not self-conscious) that it's interesting to gay people and nerds.

    6. Re:Please explain to a foreigner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      English expressions are as baffling as any other language's. Assuming the request is legit, here goes:
      Cheesy, cheap and amateurish - I'm guessing it's from cheap restaurants attempting to dress up bland food by pouring cheese on it.
      over the top, excessive. out of bounds. beyond the limits of propriety.

      Hope it helps

    7. Re:Please explain to a foreigner by Suidae · · Score: 1

      [...]who married Nom from ST DS9[...] ... Must ... Resist ...

      Gah!

      Can't do it; its 'Rom' you nincompoop!

    8. Re:Please explain to a foreigner by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

      sorry was a huge fan of that show.... still holding out for another season of TOS lol like THAT will ever happen

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    9. Re:Please explain to a foreigner by JesusHelper · · Score: 0

      You can't look it up? Do you know what a dumbass is?

    10. Re:Please explain to a foreigner by Suidae · · Score: 1

      DS9 was my favorite series I think, at least the later seasons. It was a little weak for a while until the figured out how to make it work.

      I'd still love to see a Trek series focused on telling stories in the Trek universe instead of focusing on one crew. Take as many episodes and actors as it takes to tell the story properly, and when its done, get a new cast and a new story and do it all again. No reaching for new stories when things get worn out, but as much time as you need to develop characters. And if the fans want to see continuations or some story is good enough to spin off a new series, you can.

  10. The Corbomite Maneuver revisited by Phoenix-kun · · Score: 1

    Play this album across all hailing frequencies and it will rebuff any attack. The enemy ships won't be able to leave fast enough. ;)

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  11. Wrong category by Dirtside · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This story was posted under the "Music" category. Clearly this is not going to qualify as "music" by any sane standard. I hereby request that Slashdot create a "Sign of the Apocalypse" category for any story that involves William Shatner "singing."

    The logo for the "Sign of the Apocalypse" should obviously be a tambourine, man.

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    1. Re:Wrong category by freakyfreak2 · · Score: 1

      I second this notion. That would be a lovely category.

    2. Re:Wrong category by Performaman · · Score: 1

      Make the symbol a picture of Shatner with the numbers "666" on his forehead.

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  12. me 2! i'm 13/f 2, r u hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what r u wearing.

    1. Re:me 2! i'm 13/f 2, r u hot? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > what r u wearing.

      A White t-shirt with grease stains and Dorito cheese smeared on it, a ripped-up pair of sweatpants, and underwear with holes large enough to drive a truck through. Sexy, eh?

  13. Oh please, Lord by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 3, Funny

    let this be one last, desparate effort to capture the Least Tasteful Slashdot Story of 2003 award.

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    1. Re:Oh please, Lord by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1
      let this be one last, desparate effort to capture the Least Tasteful Slashdot Story of 2003 award.
      What? the year isn't over yet. Still 26h and 53 minutes left (GMT +1). Still time enough to submit an interview with the Goatse.cx guy.
    2. Re:Oh please, Lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the goatse "guy" is a hermaphrodite, you insensitive clod! (i'm seriously)

    3. Re:Oh please, Lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW, do you have a ciggarette?

  14. Re:star something or another by Zardoz44 · · Score: 1

    Yeah. The 4th link in the article. Hardly insightful.

  15. what? by liloconf · · Score: 0

    There's something in my cd player.....Some Thing...

  16. Re:star something or another by Tokerat · · Score: 1


    Nah, you're thinking of Robert Stack.

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  17. Worst year EVER! by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    I've often thought he was self centered, but how blind do you have to be not to see this as a bad venture?

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    1. Re:Worst year EVER! by Zzootnik · · Score: 1

      HOWEVER....
      As campy as this will probably be, filled with so many Shatner-isms like the ever so poignant.... ....pauses, this is STILL likely to make a lot of money. I don't think He's so blind as to not realize that he's just not going to make it to Casey casumz top 40... I think he's trying to move in on Weird Al's territory.

      And I, for one, Welcome our new Pause-i-tronic Slim Shady Priceline Discounted Toupayed Captain Overlord...

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  18. Re:star something or another by welthqa · · Score: 0, Troll

    No, but seriously, I like the Shatner version of Rocketman. Why does everyone give him shit for his Immaculate Conception pauses? They leave me in antici..................pation.

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  19. A word of advice, Shat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you can never go wrong with a little more cowbell.

    OMFG!! WALKEN AM ON TEH SPOKE!!!!1!1!!

  20. And I think he's also co-writing a book... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think he's also working with O.J. Simpson on a book with a working title of "Getting rid of inconvenient spouses."

    1. Re:And I think he's also co-writing a book... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think that's Robert Blake. Or maybe all three. Anyway, they're trying to talk Bill Clinton into coming in on the project.

  21. even better, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Nimoy by lsd4all · · Score: 5, Funny
  22. More? by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

    " Now a new album is in the works, featuring joint work with Ben Folds, Henry Rollins, and Brad Paisley. More on Ananova."

    Did the editors check the links?

    How is the Ananova article "more" than the CBC one?

    --
    The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
    1. Re:More? by mlc · · Score: 1
      You wondered:
      Did the editors check the links?
      And why, exactly, should they start now?
  23. Wanna hear the classic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems to be an MP3 of the (in)famous cover of Lucy... here

  24. Already did some work with Ben Folds by TTop · · Score: 4, Informative

    Shatner already did a couple new songs with Ben Folds on Ben's solo "Fear of Pop" release -- which, despite my love of Ben's other work, remains a real clunker of an album. And the Shatner songs were among the more interesting, if I recall correctly. (Can you tell that I didn't play it more than twice?)

    1. Re:Already did some work with Ben Folds by xeaxes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm on the flip-side of this. Fear of Pop was an experimental album done for fun, and you can tell in the tracks. I really enjoy the album.

      It's a weird techno/pop/rock mix. The Shatner tracks are hilarious. They were on Conan live when it was released and performed "In Love."

      Ben Folds is also producing the album. It has been in the works for a couple of years.

      --

      "BEHOLD, CORN!!" - Dr. Weird, ATHF

    2. Re:Already did some work with Ben Folds by ashleyisachild · · Score: 1

      I'm a huge Folds fan and even though most other fans also didn't listen to Fear of Pop more than twice, I actually like listening to it. I must admit the Shatner track was quite amusing. "And I... CAN'T... COMMIT!! YOURE RIGHT! I CAN'T COMMIT! To YOU." hahahahhaha Anyways, this Shatner album is due out in the middle of January. I don't get why everyone here hates him. Or is it just all in jest?

    3. Re:Already did some work with Ben Folds by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      "In Love" is an awesome track. There are a couple tracks on Fear of Pop, like "I Paid My Money", which are fun enough to listen to every once and awhile, but "In Love" I can listen to over and over and over again. Pure brilliance.

      --
      We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
    4. Re:Already did some work with Ben Folds by ashleyisachild · · Score: 1

      I actually like that track ("I Paid My Money") and a bunch of other ones a lot, and can listen to them a lot. That one and the first one, and the one with I think Fleming of Fleming and John singing weird stuff.... I don't like the Frally yelling track though.

    5. Re:Already did some work with Ben Folds by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Wow, you have pictures of yourself with Darren Jessse on your web page. That makes you the coolest person I've found yet on slashdot! (take that for whatever it's worth ;-)

      Was he doing a solo show, or with his new band? I haven't heard anything from Darren post BFF, but I really like what Robert Sledge is doing these days. I'm betting you've already heard them, but I linked it just in case.

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      We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
    6. Re:Already did some work with Ben Folds by ashleyisachild · · Score: 1

      Haha, I'm far from being the coolest person on Slashdot!! Just the stalkeriest. I saw Darren play with his new band in NYC in August. Their name is Hotel Lights now. (they were "Remover" for a while).
      Robert is the only one from the Five I have yet to meet. But someday. someday.
      How big of a Ben fan are you? Are you on the .org??

    7. Re:Already did some work with Ben Folds by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I don't know what the .org is. *hangs head in shame*

      I've only seen Ben in concert twice (saw the show where Not the Same was recorded for his live album!), but despite the meager numbers I'd still say I'm a big fan. I did order his two new EP's on the day they were released and a bunch of shows I wanted to go to I missed because of my stupid friends ; )

      Plus I've liked him since Underground. That's pretty 133t right there!

      I'm hoping Darren and Rober's new bands come up to the new england area, I'd love to see them.

      --
      We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
    8. Re:Already did some work with Ben Folds by ashleyisachild · · Score: 1

      Heh, I know HUGE fans who haven't been to many concerts... like 2 or 3.
      I've only been to 4.
      The .org is www.benfolds.org. You should go and get an account and talk to the other happy fans!

  25. On a related note... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The UN has uninaimously condemned this as a crime against humanity and given the go-ahead for UN troops to begin marching on Shatner's house.

    1. Re:On a related note... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
      The UN has uninaimously condemned this as a crime against humanity and given the go-ahead for UN troops to begin marching on Shatner's house.

      That would be G. W. Bush, searching for the WMD and invading Shatner's house. Expect Kofi, France and Germany to go along this time.

      Come to think of it, this would be like the Monty Python Joke Weapon sketch, wouldn't it?

      --

      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  26. ROFL by C_Kode · · Score: 1

    Is this story classified as "News for Nerds" or is it "Stuff that matters"?

    1. Re:ROFL by Flower · · Score: 1

      Stuff that matters. Now I know why the DHS raised the threat level to Orange.

      --
      I don't want knowledge. I want certainty. - Law, David Bowie
  27. DEAR SWEET GOD!! by Khan · · Score: 1

    NNNOOOOoooooOOOOooooOOOOOO!!!!! ANYTHING but Shatner singing again!!

    --

    "Klaatu, verada, necktie!" -Ash

    1. Re:DEAR SWEET GOD!! by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Dude, come on. You know you have Nimoy's rendition of "Put a little love in your heart" in your playlist. It's ok, you're with FRIENDS here.

  28. Bad music? by weez75 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I for one find it immensely better than the efforts by fellow Trek star Leonard Nimoy. Have you guys heard The Hobbit Song?

    Any hopes of a guest appearance by David Hasselhoff?

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    Of course we torture people, we need the information --Gen. Pinochet
  29. I believe I speak for us all when I say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    KAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mr. Spock Please........don't use..........somanycaps....It's like.......yelling.

  30. Re:Star Trek by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Where is Star Trek in that list?

    I dunno but you know how Rollins shouts. Well, expect him to run screaming from the studio.

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  31. worst beatles cover ever? by Savatte · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know. I saw Vanilla Ice live back in 2001 at Northern Lights in Clifton Park, NY, and he covered Strawberry Fields Forever. This was when he was in his nu-metal phase. Shatner's version was hilarious. the Iceman's was sad and only slightly hilarious.

    1. Re:worst beatles cover ever? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      I saw Vanilla Ice live back in 2001

      Dude. We killed that bird in, what, '91? What's next - holding out hope for an MC Hammer comeback tour?

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    2. Re:worst beatles cover ever? by shystershep · · Score: 1
      I saw Vanilla Ice live back in 2001

      I guess that means this new album will fit nicely into your collection then?

      --
      The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer. - Albert Einstein
    3. Re:worst beatles cover ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude. We killed that bird in, what, '91?

      We killed the expression "Dude" in '01.

      What's next - holding out hope for an MC Hammer comeback tour?

      Can't touch this!

    4. Re:worst beatles cover ever? by Karellen · · Score: 1

      Vanilla Ice with a nu-metal cover of Strawberry Fields Forever?!?!

      Must. Not. Beat. Head. Against. Wall.

      Just knowing that that exists makes my world a more painful place to live.

      *shudders*

      --
      Why doesn't the gene pool have a life guard?
    5. Re:worst beatles cover ever? by istewart · · Score: 1

      MC Hammer actually lives in my town of Tracy, California. When he first moved here, he was highly visible in his black Hummer, but apparently he's since crashed it into a local canal. It's awfully expensive to replace Hummers (real Hummers, not the yuppie H2s), so you never know...

    6. Re:worst beatles cover ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am ashamed to say I am originally from this town. I am proud to say I had no idea this happened.

    7. Re:worst beatles cover ever? by Alkaiser · · Score: 1

      Ok...let me get this straight...as I understand the MC Hammer saga...guy's rich. Then goes horribly bankrupt. Sells his mansion, and gets harassed for hanging out at a Fatburger with his homies. (obviously slumming it at this point.)

      Guy's completely down & out...then ends up on the Trinity Broadcast Network, and now he's back driving around in a Hummer?!

      "So...if the spirit moves you got get Rev. Hammer's Hummer some new Spinner Rims...give us a call right now!"

      --
      Netjak.com independent reviews of domestic & import video ga
    8. Re:worst beatles cover ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know i keep hearing that and i'm really not so sure. Legend has it he owns that punk recording studio place to... is it Red Dot? Anyway i can't figure it out, i always thought he lived in Fremont...

    9. Re:worst beatles cover ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he used to but his place in fremont got repossesed

  32. Oh My God! by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Funny

    I.

    Cant.

    Take.

    Much more of this!

    1. Re:Oh My God! by akaina · · Score: 1

      Statner covering Rollins Band:

      Cuz.

      I'm.

      A liar.

      I'll.

      Tear your heart out.

      I'll.

      BURN your soul.

      --
      Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose.
    2. Re:Oh My God! by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      +2 Funny/Insightful. Thank you. I was actually a bit surprised that nobody else commented on that. I mean, Hank! Seems it's true that /. readers are too young

      --
      "When I first heard Daydream Nation it quite frankly scared the living shit out of me." -- Matthew Stearns
    3. Re:Oh My God! by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      I

      Havehad enough

      Of you!

      --

      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
  33. oh god...... by liloconf · · Score: 0

    Force fields. Full remaining strength. Total Reserve.

  34. Can't .. breathe! by LNO · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apocalypse .. imminent! Must .. warn .. the world! Somehow .. life .. being drained .. from my body!

    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *gasp* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

    1. Re:Can't .. breathe! by dr_canak · · Score: 1

      "Apocalypse .. imminent! Must .. warn .. the world! Somehow .. life .. being drained .. from my body!" ...Can't..seem...to...afford...anything...Losing.. .money...Must...DRM...now...

      KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *gasp* ZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

  35. How could he miss the opportunity... by TheGreatGraySkwid · · Score: 1

    ...to do a duet with Ol' Yellow Eyes?

    --
    The Humblest Mollusk on the Net
    1. Re:How could he miss the opportunity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      note to self. don't let my Geocities website get /.'ed

  36. Re:star something or another by 4Lorn · · Score: 1

    Star Wars? Star Gate?

  37. Shatner? Yes! by errxn · · Score: 1

    I've! Got! To! Buy! This! Album!

    </ bad Shatner impression >

    --
    In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris will still kick your ass.
  38. Who has my copy?? by NineNine · · Score: 2, Funny

    OK, now I lent out my copy to a co-worker years and years ago and never got it back. Anyone who worked the call center at IBM in RTP, NC in '96-'98 who borrowed it... you want to return it? I've solely missed hearing his rendition of "Mister Tambourine Man" and "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds" for several years now.

  39. There are worse things to listen to... by mycr0ft · · Score: 1

    ...perhaps he might no be far behind with another of his very successful albums.
    Hope against all logic.

    --

    Me physicist. Me make rockets.
  40. Say it isn't so. by ilsa · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder will he do any covers of songs by Shaka KHAAAAAAAAN!!!

    --
    -- I Am Not A Terrorist.
    1. Re:Say it isn't so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      d00d that is teh funnay. Seriously.

    2. Re:Say it isn't so. by lildogie · · Score: 1

      I was attracted to T.T.M. by an NPR review, comparing MR TAMBORINE MAN!!!! to Marlon Brando's STELLAAAAAAA!

      I'm not sleepy.

    3. Re:Say it isn't so. by mfender9 · · Score: 1
      And maybe he'll even perform live at KHAAAAAAAAAN-egie Hall.

    4. Re:Say it isn't so. by GoneGaryT · · Score: 1
      I wonder will he do any covers of songs by Shaka KHAAAAAAAAN!!!

      I did stage monitors for Chaka Khan once ('86?) and discovered her ass starts just between her shoulder blades and stops just above her knees. What a phenomenal woman! Respect.

      What was the article? Er...

      -1 Offtopic

  41. oh... by wwest4 · · Score: 1

    MIS-ter...tam-bo-RINE MAN!!!!

  42. obligtory simpsons quote by Savatte · · Score: 4, Funny

    Comic book guy: "Stop right there. I have the only working phaser in existence. It was fired once, to prevent William Shatner from making another album."

  43. Gigli by gotpaint32 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What Affleck and J-Lo did for the silver screen, Shatner will do in the record buisness...

    Neverhtheless, Shatner is a comedic genius, especially if he is being serious!

    --
    Nuclear war would really set back cable. - Ted Turner
  44. Picture yourself... by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

    on a BOAT!
    on a RIVER!!
    with tangerine TREES!!!
    and marmaLADE SKIES!!!!

  45. He Knows What He's Doing by Slider451 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the article:

    Shatner has made a living in recent years by spoofing his own overdramatic acting style.

    Did you see him on Conan a couple years ago, dancing and worshipping O'Brien? He was making such a fool of himself Conan couldn't get a single slam in.

    He's ridiculous... like a fox.

    --
    Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
  46. RIAA Strikes Back... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Funny

    See? You Kazaa addicts couldn't quit while you were ahead, could you? Now RIAA's fighting back, and it's fighting dirty. You think those lawsuits on 12-year-olds were their ultimate weapon? They were just the warm-up act.

    A new album from William Shatner? What next, Leonard Nimoy following up his musical tribute to Bilbo Baggins with one to the Fellowship? An album of medical-related cover versions (Something's Got A Hold Of My Heart, etc) from DeForest Kelly?

    Do you see what Star Trek-related madness you file swappers have unleashed upon us all?

    --

    "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    1. Re:RIAA Strikes Back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kelly's dead. That said, if he did do an album it would be Stairway to Heaven compared to Shitner's.

    2. Re:RIAA Strikes Back... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      He might be dead but that wouldn't stop RIAA from cashing in on his fame.

      --

      "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    3. Re:RIAA Strikes Back... by rjelks · · Score: 1

      DeForest Kelly's dead you insensitive clod!

      .

    4. Re:RIAA Strikes Back... by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 2, Informative

      The RIAA is evil and all, but I don't think they can reanimate De Kelley, who died about 4 1/2 years ago, God rest his soul.

      Now the MPAA . . . that's another matter entirely.

      --
      Someone you trust is one of us.
    5. Re:RIAA Strikes Back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm waiting for Sulu's album myself.

    6. Re:RIAA Strikes Back... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 3, Funny
      See? You Kazaa addicts couldn't quit while you were ahead, could you? Now RIAA's fighting back, and it's fighting dirty.
      Are you kidding? They just made downloading very exciting. Pretty much like russian roulette, but more dangerous.
    7. Re:RIAA Strikes Back... by Goldfinger7400 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Heck, 2pac is dead and just look how many new songs he's making.

      "...remember..."

    8. Re:RIAA Strikes Back... by batura · · Score: 0, Redundant

      An album of medical-related cover versions (Something's Got A Hold Of My Heart, etc) from DeForest Kelly

      Sorry, but, uh, He's dead, Jim.

    9. Re:RIAA Strikes Back... by jrock74 · · Score: 1

      next will be Scotty's Scottish Drinking Songs

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      sig who needs a sig
  47. The Entire CD will consist of by Quirk · · Score: 0

    KLIGON OPERA

    --
    "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
    Cohen
    1. Re:The Entire CD will consist of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... but without honor.

    2. Re:The Entire CD will consist of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely he knows something from Malota

  48. Don't worry, you're safe... by artemis67 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Pat Boone singing heavy metal didn't trigger it, then another Shatner album isn't going to hurt anybody (well, probably not permanently, anyway...)

    1. Re:Don't worry, you're safe... by raider_red · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Pat Boone and William Shatner announced a joint tour. Do you think that's a serious enough sign?

      --
      It's good to use your head, but not as a battering ram.
    2. Re:Don't worry, you're safe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd pay money to see Boone and Shatner smoke a joint together.

    3. Re:Don't worry, you're safe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but Pat Boone doing heavy metal with a big band was actually funny (if pointless), just like Black Sweden covering ABBA with heavy metal riffs.

      William Shatner's last album was just plain camp.

    4. Re:Don't worry, you're safe... by Zillatron · · Score: 1
      The Pat Boone album you mentioned is priceless. Three things point to its greatness:
      1. The guitar parts from Crazy Train as played by a trombone section still rock.
      2. At the time it came out I read an interview with him about the album. I can't find it online right now, so I'll paraphrase... He said something to the effect that when doing Van Halen's Panama he had to change the lyrics a bit because for a while it was hard to tell if he was talking about the car or talking about the girl. I don't know if he is so innocent as to miss the concept of the double-entendre or is clever enough to gloss over it believably, but either way this is great.
      3. After release of this album I recall reading that he lost his broadcasting job. Apparently the community didn't appreciate him tipping his hat to Satan (which is so much funnier if you actually listen to this lovely tame album.)

      Mr. Pat Boone, my hat is off to you, Sir!

    5. Re:Don't worry, you're safe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the horrific cover of 'Hurt' by Johnny Cash...shudder

  49. Another? by Byteme · · Score: 1

    That would that would be in addition to Fear of Pop that he did with Ben Folds back in 1998. Despite the reviews that you see online, I think this is a gem... and it is available on vinyl to boot.

    1. Re:Another? by ashleyisachild · · Score: 1

      A few words were said about this above.
      Another Ben Folds fan was saying he couldn't listen to it more than twice, and that actually seems to be a somewhat common opinion among fans...
      But I *do* enjoy listening to it. Despite the occasional annoying track.
      And the Shatner track is HILARIOUS.

    2. Re:Another? by ianjk · · Score: 1

      Hah, I think I still have that on wax somewhere, I used to play it on my college radio show. I always got calls asking "Is that SHATNER!?"

  50. Leonard Nimoy was more prolific by tunabomber · · Score: 1

    I guess I'll add it my collection, which includes these records.

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  51. Hmmm by shystershep · · Score: 1

    Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a lounge singer!

    --
    The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer. - Albert Einstein
    1. Re:Hmmm by Hollinger · · Score: 1

      "Lounge Singer?"

      You'd actually want Ol' Yellow Eyes Is Back by Brent Spiner.

      A cursory google search turned up this sample.

  52. heheh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Love that skit. (Walken was Bruce Dickinson, and Will Farrell was the cowbell player.)

    "If Bruce Dickinson says we need more cowbell, then dammit, I think we should use more cowbell!"

    bah, guess you had to be there.

    1. Re:heheh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "If Bruce Dickinson says we need more cowbell, then dammit, I think we should use more cowbell!"


      "Use the space in the studio!"

      I always wondered - is that the same Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden? (Or one of those classic metal bands. I'm drawing a blank right now.)
    2. Re:heheh by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1

      Yes he is, He also had a solo career, but later on again joined iron maiden.

      --
      for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
    3. Re:heheh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Bruce Dickenson from Maiden *is* the Bruce Dickenson who produced the cowbell song? Or is it just a name they share in common?

  53. Not for nothin', but... by Captain+Beefheart · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The article you linked to said the album was already recorded. I guess the worst part is over, though. Those poor, poor people.

  54. whoooa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This totally discredits the credibility of HUGE stars like Henry Rollins [sarcasm, really]. Where has he been since MTV dumped him in the 90's?

    1. Re:whoooa by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      He shows up in bit parts in movies. He was in Bad Boys II, for example.

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      i'd hit it so hard, if you pulled me out you'd be the king of britain [bash.org]
  55. Dammit Bones! by thepuma · · Score: 1

    I'm a captain, not a singer!

    - James Tiberias Kirk

    --

    Free your ecomony and enact the FairTax

  56. star trek by sirinek · · Score: 2, Funny

    I remember some years back listening to the Howard Stern show, and he played clips of several ST cast members doing song covers. The one I remember the most is Leonard Nimoy doing a cover of Johnny Cash's "I Walk The Line". Yeow.

  57. It's your fault by dswensen · · Score: 4, Funny

    You people have no one but yourselves to blame!

    William Shatner recorded a couple of bad records, what, back in the Sixties? Longer ago than most Slashdotters have been alive. Since then he's done a couple of appearances on SNL and that thing with Fear of Pop, written some bad novels, some priceline commercials... not exactly a man constantly in the public eye, despite, perhaps, his best efforts to the contrary.

    And yet, whenever a discussion of Shatner comes up, it seems everyone shouts "Yeah, Captain Kirk, sure, but did you know he recorded Mister Tambourine Man! Mister... Tambourine...Man!" (Doing the wildly exaggerated "Captain Kirk" impression which, despite watching a lot of classic Star Trek, I've never actually seen him do.)

    The fact that people can't seem to stop talking about a musical recording he made four decades ago probably gave him the idea that that's what his "fans" wanted. Way to go, guys!

    I see one of two things happening here:

    1) It will be so bad it will finally kill off the immortal cachet generated by his original recordings back in the 60s.

    2) It will be so bad it will make him immortal for another forty years.

    Personally, I hope it's the latter. The world would be a more boring place without William Shatner.

    1. Re:It's your fault by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 1

      You also forgot "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"

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    2. Re:It's your fault by MoxCamel · · Score: 1
      Doing the wildly exaggerated "Captain Kirk" impression which, despite watching a lot of classic Star Trek, I've never actually seen him do.

      The first example that comes to my mind was the episode where he read the preamble to the U.S. Constitution. "We...THE PEOPLE!"

      There are more, I'm sure.

    3. Re:It's your fault by mshomphe · · Score: 2

      Someone please add the following to the fortune cookie file:
      "The world would be a more boring place without William Shatner." - dswensen (slashdot)

      This might be the most profound thing I have ever read on slashdot.

      --
      She sat at the window watching the evening invade the avenue.
    4. Re:It's your fault by toganet · · Score: 1

      ... And that truth of that statement is proof enough that Shatner can do whatever he wants -- it's obviously entertaining somebody.

    5. Re:It's your fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aw... thanks!

      - dswensen (posting AC so as to not get modded offtopic or some such).

    6. Re:It's your fault by Jerf · · Score: 1

      (Doing the wildly exaggerated "Captain Kirk" impression which, despite watching a lot of classic Star Trek, I've never actually seen him do.)

      He actually does do it, almost exactly as parodied, in a couple of episodes. I think they're the earlier ones but I'm not sure.

      I'm exactly like you; I thought people were just seriously exaggerating, but then I saw this episode and I understood.

      Unfortunately, it was a long time ago and I can't tell you which one (or ones) it was. But there is at least one episode like that.

    7. Re:It's your fault by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      (Doing the wildly exaggerated "Captain Kirk" impression which, despite watching a lot of classic Star Trek, I've never actually seen him do.)

      Good gawd, you have never been in the dentist's office, under Nitris... trying a Kirk impression?

      "I... Must... Resist.... Drug..." -*-konk-*-

      My dentist does not use gas.. so I have never had a chance... but i'm sure if I got gassed when I was a pre-teen... I would try to do that infamous Kirk impression where by will alone he was always the last man standing on the bridge whenver gased, vacumed, or anything else threatened to knock him out.

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    8. Re:It's your fault by istewart · · Score: 1

      3) Paramount will give him another Star Trek acting job, out of the public interest.

      Surely nobody disagrees: It couldn't be worse than Enterprise.

    9. Re:It's your fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, fuck you! I'm going back to mod your original post offtopic.

      Vindictive Moderator

  58. Next to Rollins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Shatner will sound like Pavarotti. Are they going to duet 'TV Party?'

  59. StarTrekking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill shoot to kill, we come in peace, shoot to kill, Scotty beam me up..."

  60. Maybe he can do a duet by nija · · Score: 1

    with Leonard Nimoy... perhaps the Legend of Bilbo Baggins will live on into the coming centuries. But please let it be gone by the time Picard begins telling Number 1 where to go Number 1, I order you to go Number 2. hu hu hu

  61. Fear of Pop, anyone? by thdexter · · Score: 1

    Ben Folds did a spoken-word album with Shatner on the track "In Love"... the Conan appearance was AWESOME. Just imagine Shatner reciting these lyrics:

    At puberty, I was sworn to secrecy
    By the international brotherhood of lying, fickle males
    I can't tell you anything
    And I can't commit!
    You're right!
    I can't commit... to you.

    --
    I'm on a road shaped like a figure eight; I'm going nowhere but I'm guaranteed to be late.
  62. Fear of Pop by illsorted · · Score: 1

    This isn't the first time that Shatner has worked with Ben Folds. He performs a great spoken word track on Folds' side project album, "Fear of Pop: Volume 1".

  63. The worst Beatles cover ever produced??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone obviously hasn't heard Tiny Tim's rendition of "Hey Jude"!

    1. Re:The worst Beatles cover ever produced??? by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Informative

      >Someone obviously hasn't heard Tiny Tim's
      >rendition of "Hey Jude"!

      Sure, but even that is not as bad as Shatner's "Lucy". Neither is as bad as Nimoy's "Mr. Tambourine Man". And NOTHING compares to "Bilbo... Bilbo Baggins... only three feet tall...." Gah.

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    2. Re:The worst Beatles cover ever produced??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. "Mr. Tambourine Man" was Shatner as well.

    3. Re:The worst Beatles cover ever produced??? by dustmote · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty tough one, really. I've heard both, and they're both pretty bad. I think Shatner's is worse by a very narrow margin, but Tiny Tim's version of Stairway to Heaven (same album), or the original song Fourteen (also same album) are known to cause spontaneous abortions in cattle. May be harmful to children. Be that as it may, Fourteen ranks far above Shatner's body of work as the second worst song I have ever heard. YMMV, of course.

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      -1, "1337" speak
    4. Re:The worst Beatles cover ever produced??? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Nope. "Mr. Tambourine Man" was Shatner as well.

      I had almost put it out of my mind enough to forget this. *Almost.*

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      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
  64. If I Had A Hammer...I'd smash every copy... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    I hope he does a cover of Lenard Nemoy's "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins"

    --
    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    1. Re:If I Had A Hammer...I'd smash every copy... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I'd also learn how to spell "Leonard Nimoy"

      --
      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    2. Re:If I Had A Hammer...I'd smash every copy... by Slarty · · Score: 2, Funny

      I saw the video for that a few months ago, and your comment made me want to see it again, so... here it is, for posterity:

      Leonard Nimoy's "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins"

      Check it out if you have not seen it before... it's very strange. Spock dancing around singing about Bilbo, surrounded by shrugging girls in colored sweatshirts with giant weird buttons on them. Couldn't see what most of them said, but one says "What's a Hobbit?" and another is "Frodo Lives!"... and one on some girl's back was something about Leonard Nimoy in the U.N. Also, at the very end Leonard puts one on that says "What's a Leonard Nimoy?"

      Trippy.

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    3. Re:If I Had A Hammer...I'd smash every copy... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1
  65. Hell yes! by applef00 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one am stoked. I think I may be the only person that likes Transformed Man on it's own merits (although I do like the camp factor as well). I searched long and hard for one of the original LPs. I also have the Leonard Nimoy records. Now those are truly terrible. Nimoy makes Shatner sound like Andrea Bocelli.

  66. Re:even better, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Nim by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

    Ohhh, that one always gets a laugh out of me, even though it's posted on every Lord of the Rings/Star Trek Slashdot thread. You ever wonder what goes through somebody's head when they agree to record something like that? I guess back then they didn't realize it would end up immortalized on the Internet, passed around for generations as a monument to human stupidity.

  67. Beam me up.... by sameerdesai · · Score: 1

    Scotty... my ears are hurting...

  68. Cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will he also do his spoken word version of "The Real Slim Shady"?

  69. You have to give Shatner some credit by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

    The man is totally devoid of shame, sort of like a fat guy on the beach in a speedo.

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    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  70. First mad cow and now this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any limit to what those evil Canadians will do?

  71. Re:star something or another by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, Lorne Green.

  72. Re:even better, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Nim by dswensen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I watched this a while back, when the Fellowship movie came out. Call me crazy (and yeah, you will by the time I'm done here), but I actually find that video kind of charming in its own stupid, campy way.

    I mean, it's bad -- really terrible -- anyone talking about Jackson's interpretation of LotR making Tolkien roll over in his grave really ought to have a gander at this.

    But I find a kind of endearing naivete in the way this is put together... "Let's have Leonard Nimoy sing a song about Bilbo Baggins, and put him in a junkyard with a bunch of teenaged girls... and here at the part where he's describing all these battles and adventures, let's just have the kids throw some crap up in the air. That's kind of like re-enacting a battle. Here, take this piece of plastic junk, that looks like a ring... have Leonard toss that around awhile. Yeah, yeah."

    And then someone put money into it (granted, not much). And produced it. And shot it. And put it on the air.

    If they made something like this today (shudder), it would be awash in irony and campy winks to the audience. I think whomever made this genuinely thought it would be entertaining as presented... which, again, is so innocent I think it's great.

    The entertainment media we get these days is, for the most part, slickly produced and well-budgeted, maybe even well-written if you're lucky. This dippy little movie is none of these and still gives it all it's got.

    Yeah, I know, I'm weird.

  73. yay 4 filedonkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.filedonkey.com/search.html?pattern=shat ner&min_size=&max_size=&scope=&submit=Find

  74. More info by matt-fu · · Score: 2, Informative
    Matt Chamberlain, a drummer you might have heard before, is playing on this. He notes on his website:

    dec 11-2003
    I have been in Nashville for a little over a week playing with William Shatner---that guy is amazing...everyday has been a different lineup of people---the main core is Ben Folds-Sebastian Steinberg-John Painter-and me but last night was surreal--I played a improv drum solo to Shatner and Henry Rollins ranting and Adrian Belew freaking on his guitar--wow! a couple of days ago it was Joe Jackson and the group doing some Jazzy improvs to Shatners words-----reality is stranger than fiction---bye---Matt C

    There's also an archived Shatner interview at The Onion AV Club where he briefly touches on the original recording he did and why he approached it in that particular fashion.

  75. Another Album by dalek_killer · · Score: 1

    Dear Lord NOOOoooooooooo! Turn it OFF me Ears are starting to bleed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  76. Spoken Word Slim Shady? by WatertonMan · · Score: 1

    Will this include his version of "The Real Slim Shady" done as spoken word? He sang this on the Star Trek episode of Futurama shown on CartoonNetwork last week. Far superior to Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds...

  77. Shatner to Record Another Album by olrik666 · · Score: 1


    Hey, *WAY* cool, I say!

    Was the first one any good?

  78. One of the funniest things I have ever heard by Winston+Wolf · · Score: 1

    Shatner's "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds", "Mr. Tamborine Man", and "Rocket Man" are some of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life. I was literally hurting from laughter when I heard these for the first time.

    The video that goes with Rocket Man (from some 70's Sci Fi awards show) is even better. I felt bad for Bernie Taupin having to introduce that performance. My aunt told me that she saw Shatner on TV performing Mr. Tambourine Man. Apparently, he was hiding behind boxes or something "dramatic" like that. I would love to see that if anyobody has it on tape.

  79. Didn't work, did it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no text.

  80. Wonderful News! by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    If I use the DaVinci Code correctly, this is the final event predicted by the Bible before Armageddon.

    Which is translated as the elusive Red Sox-Cubs World Series.

    --
    Mod Karma -1: I sed bad wurds. If I cep my mouf shut, I wud be at riyses.
  81. Just English and French? by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Considering the fact that he starred in one of the greatest all Esperanto movies ever created, I'd have thought that he'd mention the universal language as well.

    1. Re:Just English and French? by lightray · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The actors in Incubo didn't actually know Esperanto... they just memorized the dialog by sound. That is, apparently, why it sounds so terrible. Allegedly the director wanted a language that would sound foreign to all people (apparently considering the population of fluent esperantists to be negligible :-) and hence chose Esperanto. The only other Esperanto film reference I know is that the announcements in Gattaca are supposedly in Esperanto, although I haven't re-watched the film to verify that.

    2. Re:Just English and French? by Kenshin · · Score: 2, Informative

      All the signage on the spacecraft Red Dwarf are in English and Esperanto.

      --

      Does it make you happy you're so strange?

    3. Re:Just English and French? by sootman · · Score: 1

      Buy it!</plug>

      And if you want to hear Esperanto, there's a short .ra clip on the site. In all seriousness, it was a decent movie. Looked good, too--cinematography by Oscar-winner (American Beauty, Road to Perdition) Conrad Hall. And yes, they all learned their dialog phoenetically.

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  82. Obligatory Futurama Quote by Dave+Muench · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shatner: I'm...Slim Shady. Yes. I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shady's, are just imitating. So, won't the real Slim Shady ...please stand up ...please stand up ...please stand up.

    Koenig: How can you do a spoken word version of a rap song?

    Melllvar: He found a way.

  83. I'm Not Sleepy...and... by spamguy · · Score: 0
    ...there's nowhere I'm going to...

    MISTER TAMBOURINE MAAAAAAN!

    Why on Earth did Shatner see the bloody screaming of that line as a way to improve upon the soothing Byrds' original?

    1. Re:I'm Not Sleepy...and... by AvengerXP · · Score: 1

      It might not improve but it's funny as hell

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  84. It hurts usss, Precious! It hurts us! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nasty Vulcanses.

  85. They better get Walken on the project... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...because this abomination is going to need tons of cowbell.

  86. He also made a "Double Live" LP in the 70s by fyrie · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://eil.com/shop/artistlist.asp?artistname=will iam-shatner I have it, and it is for die-hards only. Most of the 2 lp offering his Billiam talking about himself. Not as funny as Transformed man or "In Love"

  87. Can't we do better than this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    William Shatner is so dot-com annoying.

  88. Re:even better, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Nim by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
    You ever wonder what goes through somebody's head when they agree to record something like that?
    "Hooray, I've got a job! Now I might be able to pay back my bartender what I owe him..."?
    --
    You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
  89. We are from the Klatu nebula! by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    Oh boy. Thermian Idol promises to be a hoot!

    --
    "Derp de derp."
  90. No Tears for Caesar by Darth23 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing can top Shatner rapping in "Free Enterprise"

    --

    -------- In Soviet Russia, "Soviet Russia" sigs hate Slashdot.

  91. From the Star Trek Comedy Album Cassette Thingy by The+I+Shing · · Score: 2, Funny


    Spock, how many ways are there to be killed on this planet?

    Approximately five, Captain.

    Very good, Mr. Spock. You, myself, and five security guards will beam down. Um, Wadsworth, you and your men beam down ahead of us and we'll be down in a minute.

    Does anyone know where it might be possible to get a copy of that tape anymore?
    --
    You are in error. No-one is screaming. Thank you for your cooperation.
  92. QUICK check him for Mad Cow by ericdano · · Score: 1
    I think Bill had a little too much beef from one of those Canadian Cows with Mad Cow disease. What are you thinking Bill? Another Album? Maybe a duet with Will Wheaton as well?

    And it's 4 months till April. Come on, what are we going to do for April Fool's day now???

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    I moderate therefore I rule!
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    1. Re:QUICK check him for Mad Cow by paganizer · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'd buy it.

      --
      Why, yes, I AM a Pagan Libertarian.
  93. Another Album to Shatter Record by Slowtreme · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait till RIAA uses this as a metric for record sales.

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    Post: Sigged, for your pleasure.
    1. Re:Another Album to Shatter Record by fwarren · · Score: 1
      Remember, it is Federal Law in Canada that Radio Stations must play Canadian artists 40% of the time. So they are always desperate for Canadian Artists to play.

      This should prove to be interesting.....

      --
      vi + /etc over regedit any day of the week.
  94. Finally! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1


    My life will be complete when I can finally get this next Shatner album..
    </snicker>

  95. RIAA is losing, so... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    they wish to torture everybody?
    Or would it be that the labels are losing sales and are desperate?

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    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  96. He's only one- by Mu*puppy · · Score: 1
    -of the Four Horseman.

    Now, when Nimoy releases a new record as well, then we can start worrying. You don't know the meaning of 'shock and awe' 'til you've heard the whole damn album that 'The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins' comes from. "The Two Sides of Leonard Nimoy," Side One 'Mr. Spock' and Side Two 'Leonard Nimoy.' I mean, daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn... o.o

    --
    There's no wrong way, to eat a Rhesus...
    1. Re:He's only one- by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      For a minute I thought Spock was dead, but it's Bones that bit the dust already.

      They really COULD do another movie.

    2. Re:He's only one- by Twyst · · Score: 1

      And just for the sake of disturbing everyone, here's the video. The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

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      -- Karma is for people who think they matter.
    3. Re:He's only one- by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 1
      That is absolutely the strangest, the weirdest, and the most pathetic 1960s creation I've ever seen. I don't know if to feel humoured or violated...

      So thanks man, I think I'll put that dvd of the Two Towers right back on and forget what I just saw...

      --
      Needle Nardle Noo
  97. First mad cow and now this... by neferusobek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is there any limit to what those evil Canadians will do? My guess is no. At least they gave us Jim Carey, wait....

  98. As much as shatner is sick of it... by t0qer · · Score: 3, Flamebait

    I think we would all like to see more Shatner Star Trek. Either in a starring role or as a director. There is just something TNG-DS9-Voy, ect are just missing from TOS.

    I want my captain to be a womanizing manwhore fucking green aliens around the universe. Not some pansy bald headed geriatric who flys around with pinochio and Klingons that have butts on their forheads (we never did find out WHY Klingons had such a drastic change in appearance, other than worf saying "It's something we don't like to talk about")

    I could go on and on about what I don't like about the new ST stuff, like Janeway from Voyager, why does she sound like she smokes 2 packs a day, yet we never see her light up? Or why does scott bakula have a dog on enterprise? How come Cisco never puts the beat down on that Ferengi bar he KNOWS would sell out the station for a few bars of gold pressed latinum?

    Please....For the love of....God.... Bring us back our captain. With the cost of special effects so cheap these days, i'm sure something really cool could be produced for less than they spend on these new series.

    1. Re:As much as shatner is sick of it... by ebonkyre · · Score: 1
      --
      "Time is an abstract concept devised by carbon-based lifeforms to monitor their ongoing decay." - Thundercleese
    2. Re:As much as shatner is sick of it... by xeno-cat · · Score: 1
      Around the time of the first Next Generation episode I was studying cults and there effects on the individual and society. About 5 minutes into the first episode of TNG, watching the way the command structure worked on the bridge, I remember an uneasy feeling that it seemed very Scientology'esk. I was soon to find that Scientologist has in fact over run the whole Star Trek franchise, writers, actors and from what I heard producers. Watching the show a few more times I noticed words made up by Scientology finding there way into the scripts, like when Data has a problem with a memory "Engram". An "Engram" is a past memory ( potentialy trillions of years old, yes, they are crazy ) that is blocking your potential in the current time. The removal of these "Engrams" is part of an elborate brain washing scheme that Scientology uses to take control of your life ( and money ). But I digress.

      In short, I agree, bring back the grit! Bring back the humanity! Bring back Phasor Diplomacy!

      BTW, here is a link that describes the Scientology Star Trek connection. The connection is described about half way down the document. Go to the page and search for "trek".

      Kind Regards

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    3. Re:As much as shatner is sick of it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The change in appearance of the Klingons is supposed to be because one (I believe the Ridged klingons) are from the North, whereas the others are from the south.

  99. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by turambar386 · · Score: 1


    "Stop right there! I have here the only working phaser ever built. It was fired only once, to keep William Shatner from making another album."

  100. All I can say is.. by stuntpope · · Score: 1

    Please....God.....No!

  101. Best Shatner sound clip by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

    Point your browser here. Scroll down a little bit (if necessary) and look for "lovetrek.wav".

    Enjoy.

  102. RIAA take note! by thomas_klopf · · Score: 1

    Now THIS is an album I would be willing to spend money on - RIAA take note!

  103. PAH!!!!11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rollins is a mainstream whore!

  104. If you want to see "Bill" rap, you -need- this: by Slartibartfast · · Score: 1

    Free Enterprise. It is a surprisingly good (really!) film about just the kinds of folks who read Slashdot. While not a spoof on Star Trek, it nevertheless has fun with it -- and even at Mr. Shatner's expense. And, yes, he plays himself. It's a heapload of fun -- and the DVD has some hysterical "special features." Get it.

  105. They're comming! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    The Borg are traveling back in time to stop this. So are Starfleet and the Romulans. It is the first joint effort between all three civalizations.

  106. Don't read, find a recording of it by Kjella · · Score: 1

    It's funny enough when you read it, but it's much better when you hear it. Particularly when he comes to the "Every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence." bit. Reading it is kinda like reading a transcript of a Monthy Python sketch. Funny enough, but....

    Don't have a link I'm afraid, not even sure I have the clip anymore. Try google, or P2P net of choice. I'm sure you'll find it.

    Kjella

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    Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
  107. Existence.. Survival.. MUST CANCEL PROGRAMMING! by bobalu · · Score: 1

    My favorite Star Trek line, while "Roc" (played by the guy who did Lurch from The Addams Family) is strangling the hell out of Capt. Kirk.

    He squeezes Kirk's neck harder with each word until it looks like it's going to pop right off his neck.

    It's the small things in life...

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    The revolution will NOT be televised.
  108. I wonder if he'll include by gregarican · · Score: 1

    a moving elegy to his last wife that he brutually drowned. He makes Robert Blake look laid back by comparison!

  109. Oh my... by mog007 · · Score: 1

    Oh.. my... GOD... I've justgot to... find... my... earplugs...

  110. Why bother, all the /chumps know the innerview! by chadjg · · Score: 1

    Oh, you said "interview." Sorry.

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    Why do I have this? I don't smoke.
  111. Animaniacs by fermion · · Score: 2, Informative

    Animaniacs, which probably had the highest concentraion of Star Trek refences of any animation exept for the Simpson, did a wonderful episode called 'Karaoke-Dokie'. It was one of the best parodies of Shanter and Nimoy, rendering both in full Star Trek style. In it Willie Slakmer and Lenny Neeboy present their particular brand of music. Absolutely hilarious.

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    "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
  112. You know it's bad when... by sssmashy · · Score: 1

    According to the official website of Incubus (Shatner's 1965 Esperanto masterpiece) :

    Co-star Ann Atmar committed suicide in 1965 shortly after appearing in Incubus.

    Not that this should in any way be taken as a commentary on Mr. Shatner's thespian abilities, but when your co-stars feel compelled to off themselves before the movie is even released...

    Nah, Shatner couldn't have been that bad. Or... could... he...?

  113. Re:even better, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Nim by ashitaka · · Score: 1

    I agree, on the whole it isn't painfully Shatner bad.

    What is funny isn't Nimoy's singing but what the jerking teenagers are doing. If you removed them and just had Leonard sitting in various poses on that landscape you'd have something like a Raffi video. Very watchable for the kiddies for whom this was most likely intended. (Actually, where *did* this come from?)

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  114. Shatner is a Canadian? by Tandoori+Haggis · · Score: 1

    Damn!

    And I used to think Canada was cool...

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    My hyperlinks aren't worth the paper they're printed on.
    1. Re:Shatner is a Canadian? by haggisman · · Score: 1

      Yes he is, and in addition James Doohan (Scotty) is from Vancouver B.C. so watch it !

  115. Worst beattle rendition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What song did he cover?

    I just know his rendition of Tamborine Man is 1 of the most amusing songs I've ever heard.

    1. Re:Worst beattle rendition? by gregarican · · Score: 1

      Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. It was likewise campy.

  116. [OT] Pat Boone by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
    I had a weird dream on night that I was backstage at a Pat Boone metal concert packed with kids. He was smiling and obviously confident that he was going to show them how it's done. When he went on stage, it was like the Bugs Bunny scenes where there's nothing but crickets chirping in the distance - noone was singing, clapping, or even getting out of their seats. He left the stage after one song, obviously hurt that not one kid liked his music. I think he had tears in his eyes. You see the years catch up to him at that moment, as if he finally realized that his career was over and pop music had no place left for an old crooner.

    So I punched him in the gut, grabbed the microphone, and won the crowd over with a rousing rendition of "Enjoy The Silence" or some other early-'90s alternative song.

    Man, I wish I hadn't grown up so close to Branson.

    --
    Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
  117. You left out "Capitain of the starship"!! by gukin · · Score: 3, Informative

    There is ANOTHER William Shatner album called "Capitain of the Ship". It features Mr. Shatner on the cover holding an upside-down tripod and looking very, well, Shatnery. You can find out more here.

    1. Re:You left out "Capitain of the starship"!! by codefool · · Score: 1

      That 'tripod thingy' is his hair infuser, or perhaps this.

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  118. Great, now I won't be able to sleep by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Scary...very...scary...

    I don't think I could ever be high enough to handle that video

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  119. What a coincidence by Colonel+Blimp · · Score: 1
    I brought in "Transformed Man" to work today to torment the folks I dislike, however I haven't the intestinal fortitude to play it, as I may have to listen to it.

    At my old job, the creative services folk had a tape (they duped me a copy) of Shat's defining moment in bad perfomance, the rarely seen (thank god) "Rocket Man" performance at a Science Fiction Awards show (introduced by Bernie Taupin and Karen Black!). As Leonard Pinth Garnell would say "Really bad, bad art" We would watch the tape every few months whenever we needed a surreal lift, and then watch the brilliant satire of Shat's Rocket Man performed by Chris Elliot on Letterman ("zero hour, oh, I don't know, must have been around 9 am or so..")

    If you haven't heard "Transformed Man" go grab a ball of foil and chew on it till it hits your fillings, its a much less painful thing to do...

  120. Re:even better, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Nim by IM6100 · · Score: 1

    Actually, the counterculture that 'LOTR' first thrived in was kind of sappy, naive, and completely non-ironic. So the Nimoy video seems to kind of fit in that culture pretty well. The fact that it's aged so badly is more a sign of how far we've fallen since. I look at the covers of my old Tolkein Trilogy, the 1960's paperback edition, and look at the bookstore at the bombastic 'piece of Classic art' bullshit that the trilogy is packaged in now, and I have to wonder if it's anything that Tolkein would have wanted. I mean, sure, he probably would have no problem with his descendents benefitting from his work, he'd want that. But the outright whoring that goes on...

    Too much of what passes for 'current' now is blatant repackaging of the goodness from the past (all the Star Trek/Star Wars/Casper, etc. etc. dreck that gets remade over and over and over and over again) Seems like we're not capable of moving on.

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  121. Shatner speaks! by runlvl0 · · Score: 1

    Try google, or P2P net of choice. I'm sure you'll find it.

    A quick Googling yields this.

    Of course, everything I know about Canada, I learned from South Park.

    (Also, Free Enterprise was awesome! Made me cringe a lot, but mainly from self-recognition.)

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    1. Re:Shatner speaks! by u4eahh · · Score: 1

      Hey guys, sorry for the low bandwidth but we are runnig the server out of the house with an ADSL line to back it up...

      Not exactly meant for slashdotting

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    2. Re:Shatner speaks! by runlvl0 · · Score: 1

      Sorry. You were just #1 with Google.

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    3. Re:Shatner speaks! by u4eahh · · Score: 1

      What can I say, google has always been our biggest fan next to myself of course and the 3 friends that read the site back when I actually had time to update it.

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  122. And a quote from this fine movie. by Syncdata · · Score: 1

    Guy 1: So what's your idea?
    Shatner: A musical version of Julius Ceaser. The complete text, like Branaugh did with Hamlet. I'd play all the parts myself, but Calpernia. I thought we could get Sharon Stone for that.
    Guy 2: She could be hard to get.
    Shatner: At any rate, I've got the thing all worked out, and I've got this great drummer man,
    Guy 2: If you play all the parts, won't you have to stab yourself in the back?
    Shatner: Wouldn't be the first time.
    This really is a great movie. It's hilarious, and the jabs taken against star-wars/movie geeks are really done with a loving stab.

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  123. I think I speak for everyone when I say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh God no. No no no no no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

  124. ...and yet another Bill cuts a record... by urnasty · · Score: 1

    My brothers and I got this when we were just kids. Thought it was gonna be another comedy album. Oh, wait....okay.

  125. Don't forget! by ivan256 · · Score: 1

    He was also the host of the US version of Iron Chef!

  126. Worst? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
    the worst Beatles cover ever produced.

    Don't be so sure. I once heard a Muzak version of "A Day in the Life". I hadn't thought it was possible. After hearing it, I knew it wasn't possible.

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  127. LIAR! by SoupaFly · · Score: 1

    I'd love to hear Shatner sing the 'Vegas' version of Rollins' Liar.

  128. Yeah Baby! Shatner Luvin'! by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    This may be the first new CD I've bought in YEARS!

    Right or wrong, you just gotta luv Shatner!

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  129. Spaced Out by aje_uk · · Score: 1

    Well, I bought:
    Spaced Out - The Very Best of William Shatner & Leonard Nimoy

    1. King Henry the Fifth - William Shatner
    2. Elegy for the Brave - William Shatner
    3. Highly Illogical
    4. If I Had a Hammer
    5. Mr. Tambourine Man - William Shatner
    6. Where Is Love
    7. Music to Watch Space Girls By
    8. It Was a Very Good Year - William Shatner
    9. Ruby Don't Take Your Love to Town
    10. Hamlet - William Shatner
    11. Visit to a Sad Planet
    12. Abraham, Martin and John
    13. Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds - William Shatner
    14. If I Was a Carpenter
    15. How Insensitive - William Shatner
    16. I'd Love Making Love to You
    17. Put a Little Love in Your Heart
    18. Sunny
    19. Gentle on My Mind
    20. I Walk the Line
    21. Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
    22. Everybody's Talkin'
    23. Both Sides Now
    24. Spock Thoughts

    Interesting to say the least. I'll buy Shatner's new one when it comes out.

  130. Go watch "Free Enterprise." Shatner freaking RAPS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep. In the end of the geek film Free Enterprise, Shatner raps out Julius Ceaser. No joke. I swear to god, I was about to stick the business end of an icepick in my ear just to stop the absolutely indescribable horror of it. I'm not kidding. It's that bad.

  131. Re:even better, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Nim by DomCurtis187 · · Score: 0

    Dude, what are you talking about?! Who cares what the girls are doing, those girls are HOT!

  132. obligtory futurama quote by Exatron · · Score: 1

    Walter Koenig: "How can you do a spoken word version of a rap song?"
    Melllvar: "He found a way."

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  133. My favorite William Shatner performance by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    The Twilight Zone, "Nick of Time", written by Dr. Mality.

    Shatner is absolutely intense, brilliant and believable!

    http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tz/twilightzone2-7.htm l

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  134. Re:even better, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Nim by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
    Dude, the chick in the first frame is cute. I'd listen to that crap in order to spend some time with her.

  135. Thank Your Lucky Stars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You haven't seem to have heard of that Justin Timerlake fellow yet.

    Seriously, there *are* plenty of worse songs than Shatner's "Lucy in the Sky (With Diamonds)"; and at least Shatner's is kinda funny!

  136. Obligatory Airplane II Reference by Skater · · Score: 1

    "My God, it's worse than I thought!"

    (Actually, it was Shatner's character talking about Striker's album-"400 Polka Favorites", I think-but the quote fits.)

    --RJ

  137. Re:even better, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Nim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Direct link to the .mov. Thanks.

  138. Tupac math by simetra · · Score: 1

    Tupac == Dale Earnhardt of Music

    Dale Earnhardt == Tupac of Car Racing

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  139. GET A LIFE! by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Shatner gives this speech to scifi loser-geeks in the Star Trek Convention parody episode 222 of Saturday Night Live. Considered one of the more memorable skits in SNL's history.

  140. Re:even better, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Nim by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    Here is an obscure movie with Nimoy as an alien zombie! I would really like to see Radar men some day. Leonard also appeared in several episodes of Bonanza

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  141. Forget the music; how about the cover art?! by nycoward · · Score: 1

    I wanna get this baby for my collection of horrible album covers!
    Of course, Shatner doesn't have a hook....

    1. Re:Forget the music; how about the cover art?! by ciupman · · Score: 1

      Man you just forgot the top of the top ..
      the ZIP ZAP RAP dude .. the turntable slave :D

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  142. ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Slashdotters may remember Canadian actor William Shatner from such hit TV shows as T. J. Hooker and Rescue 911; he was also known to dabble in science fiction.

    Was he the guy on Star Trek? Don't remember that one.

  143. Comic Book Guy by Yenchatech · · Score: 1

    I have here the only phaser ever built! It was fired only once, to keep William Shatner from making another album!

    Looks as though we need more phasers...

  144. Tar Strek by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    "Slashdotters may remember Canadian actor William Shatner from such hit TV shows as T. J. Hooker and Rescue 911"

    He was also on this little show that nobody likely ever heard of... Star Trek. I doubt any /.er knows what that is.

  145. Needs the money by mabu · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Shatner didn't do as well with his Priceline stock as he thought, and needs to make a little more money?

    While I agree his solo album is one of the worst things ever produced on vinyl, his work with Ben Folds in Fear of Pop was brilliant.

  146. No, Shatner DIDN'T write some novels by Nova+Express · · Score: 1
    He wrote the outline for the first Tek book, then turned all the writing chores over to Ron Goulart. (I believe that someone eventually replaced Goulart as Shatner's ghostwriter as well.)

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  147. Joint work by andy@petdance.com · · Score: 1
    featuring joint work with Ben Folds, Henry Rollins, and Brad Paisley.

    It's pretty clear that The Transformed Man was recorded with a lot of joint work.

    Or maybe bong work.

  148. Speaking of Leonard Nimoy by 87C751 · · Score: 1

    When just a sprout, I had a copy of Two Sides of Leonard Nimoy. The wierd part is that I distinctly remember my copy containing the track Twinkle, twinkle little Earth, and also remember noticing that after 'Bilbo Baggins' got to be something of a hit, later pressings of 'Two Sides' no longer had that track.

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  149. I love you, man. by Sans_A_Cause · · Score: 1

    More happened in TOS in the first 2 minutes of an episdoe than an entire _season_ of Voyager. "Enterprise" is unwatchable--the cheesy opening music will set dogs baying--I see Justin Timberlake doing a remake. I want Capt. Kirk back. I want a plot. I want action. I don't want some psychobabble about guiding spirits; I don't want borg; I don't want Whoopi Freaking Goldberg.

    I want Star Trek back. Is that too much to ask?

    1. Re:I love you, man. by t0qer · · Score: 1

      Since i'm gettin some replies on this thread, lets continue it :D

      One of the greatest things about TOS was the way they handled moral dilema's of the day. Things like racism, corupt rulers, equality umungst social classes were all things TOS dealed with on a show by show basis that you RARELY see in any of the new crap.

      For instance, I would love to see an anology to current events done in a new series. Kirk finds 2 planets warring with one another, and discovers mass grave sites on one of the planets. What does he do?

      Or.

      Kirk comes across a species doing large scale enviromental damage to a class M planet for it's dylithium crystals. What does he do?

      Or

      Endagered species. Kirk has to stop the off planet smuggling of endagered species.

      There are a ton of great show ideas that could be done using modern society. Why isn't it being done? Because ST has become PC. I doubt todays writers would touch the whole terrorist/WMD issue for fear of being called terrorist themselves.

    2. Re:I love you, man. by dandelion_wine · · Score: 1

      Terrorism would be fair topic fodder (and would have to be) if they had continued DS9 or made a movie of it (though easier to dodge the topic in 2 hours). Sure, the Cardassian-Bajoran thing was tiresome, but that series had more grit than any of them, and the potential to be way, way darker.
      Racism? "Far Beyond the Stars" is the best treatment I've seen.

      Here's a question: is it fair to say that the romanticization of sci-fi, in its quest for more female audienceship, has castrated the genre? I see a lot of upper-class Victorian nonsense in modern Trek.

    3. Re:I love you, man. by t0qer · · Score: 1

      Here's a question: is it fair to say that the romanticization of sci-fi, in its quest for more female audienceship, has castrated the genre? I see a lot of upper-class Victorian nonsense in modern Trek.

      No it's not fair.

      Patrick Stewart was a wonderful actor in Baron Munchausen, and on stage, but most of his past work was victorian in nature, therefore the character he brought out in TNG had these victorian qualities.

      I don't think it went that way to "get women" at all. I think it went that way mostly to Patrick Stuarts looks and acting style. It set the mood for all ST series to follow.

      Picture Patrick playing Kirk. Doesn't work does it?

  150. MOD THIS UP! by Sans_A_Cause · · Score: 1

    I agree wholeheartedly.

  151. That album is NOT heavy metal, it's big band. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By your above statement, it is obviously you have never even listend to a single sampling of any of the material on this album. If you had, you would recognize the tunes as covers of rock songs being done in a swing/big band style, NOT heavy metal, as you erroneously posit. One does not have to be an ethnomusicologist to recognise this fact.

    1. Re:That album is NOT heavy metal, it's big band. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, what he said was correct. Boone SANG cover versions of heavy metal songs, he did not say that Boone PLAYED heavy metal music, so STFU, troll.

  152. Brent Spiner's Albums by desideria · · Score: 1

    Brent Spiner's albums have been out for quite a while and actually aren't half bad.

  153. For King Crimson fans ... by Vanieter · · Score: 1

    According to his this website (scroll down to 11 December), Adrian Belew, best known for being the King Crimson frontman since 1981's Discipline, will play lead guitar on Shatner's new album.

    Over at the Adrian Belew website, we get word that the next William Shatner album is being recorded, and guess who has been asked to be on guitar?

    That's right, Adrian Belew is slated to play guitar on the next Shatner album, along with a bunch of other well regarded musicians.

    Sounds good to me !

  154. Re:even better, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Nim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Troll?"

    What's with the load of asshole crackhead moderators lately?

  155. You Klingon Bastard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've killed my enthusiasm!

  156. Ono by Lobo_Louie · · Score: 1

    Where's Yoko Ono when you need her?

  157. You got your captain back by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    it was called Nemesis, and it bombed hard. The original Star Trek was pure, cheesy Lensman-style space opera. Trouble is, pure space opera is a niche within a niche market, and niche market's don't fly in America. After all, why sell to an audience of 100,000 when you can pander to a million? I'm still trying to figure out who Nemesis got made, but it doesn't surprise me it more or less killed the franchise.

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  158. Shatner=Torture by Unixinvid · · Score: 1

    Shattner should sell his soul to the Robot Devil so that he can sing better.

  159. What about David Hasselhoff? Knight Rider/Baywatch by ydrol · · Score: 1

    Check the customer reviews at Amazon :) http://www.shorl.com/gugomelifrugri

  160. shatner and tekwar by katalyst · · Score: 1

    i'm surpised that no-one brought up tekwar. It was a sci-fi series authored by William Shatner and revolved around these druglords that dealt in a deadly mega-virus called Tek.
    They apparantly even had a TV thingy on Tekwar starring Shatner's daughter
    Though, I must confess, I never read or saw tekwar, I played Tekwar. It was a game made using a highly modified Build (duke3d)engine.. and was gr8 fun playing.. gunfire was exchanged in banks, subways, offices, and even on top of moving vehicles like trucks and boats.... And to think his music is more popular!!

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    1. Re:shatner and tekwar by bartockbat · · Score: 1

      Dude; The only reason that I did not bring up TekWar was that I was just reading the story now. I watched it religiously!! I saw all the movies ( TekWar, Tek Lords, Tek Justice , Tek Lab) and the series used to be on CTV in Canada every Thursday night ( It ran in 94 and 95 I think). I also remember catching it on the SciFi channel in syndication when I moved to the US of A in 95. I loved TekWar. It was major cheese ( to the tune of Buckaroo Banzai and Damnation Alley) but it was really slick and new. I wish he would shit-can the music and bring TekWar back.. Bones....must....make....more....records...

  161. O the humanity! by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

    the good news is that it won't air on the radio or MTV.

    (Also....the Shatner impressions on the Simpsons, Futurama, and Family Guy comes to mind...hehehe.... "...In the......city....of.......L.A.........In the.....city...of.....good ol'....Watts........
    In the...........city,......city...of....Compton...")

  162. A goldmine of Incredibly Strange Music by resprung · · Score: 1

    Hiya!

    Well, this is a subject I care DEEPLY for, and following site beats 'em all.

    Check out April Winchell's online collection of bizarre tunes:

    1) TV Stars Who Insist on Singing (William Shatner!...)
    2) German Covers (Bonanza, She Loves You Ja Ja Ja)
    3) Hindi versions of Abba tunes
    4) Terrifying Christian Recordings
    5) Kick-ass 007 covers by the 'Tokyo Panorama Mambo Boys'.
    6) Eilert Pilarm.

    Plus the usual suspects: Mrs. Miller, the Chipmunks, Spock, Tammy Bakker, the Shaggs...

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  163. "Heading out to Eden...." by Darth23 · · Score: 1

    Yeah brother! What we need is a Star Trek Easy Listening release with cheesy music from and inspired by the series.

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