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  1. Re:Well... on MSN Messenger Kickbans Third-Party IM Clients · · Score: -1

    Your naivety nearly made me cry.

  2. Re:Wrong... on Does Your Company Censor the Content for You? · · Score: -1

    Somehow the filter at my company changed your picture into a picture of a widely extended asshole. Could you render your original picture in ascii to circumvent it please?

  3. Re:Captain's Log: My Anus is too Fucking Tight on Does Your Company Censor the Content for You? · · Score: -1

    If only my company had this filter so the parent post would make sense.

  4. The frost is past on Frontiers: A New Xlib Compatible Window System · · Score: -1

    the snow has melted
    I'm leaving

  5. Re:Goodness on Three-wheeled Wireless Internet · · Score: -1

    That was surreal. Thank you very much for that.

    Next time, though, try formatting your text.

  6. Re:This sucks.. on Eddie Izzard As ... Doctor Who? · · Score: -1

    That only works when you post logged in.

  7. Re:Ghetto Pig Lattin (off topic) on Eddie Izzard As ... Doctor Who? · · Score: -1

    I would have recommended they steal something else, like investment banking.

    Or the wheel, so their cars actually stay level during driving. They might actually hit the intended target during a drive-by-shooting too, instead of some granny with her grandchildren.

  8. MOD PARENT +5 INSIGHTFUL! on How to Kill Spam Without the State · · Score: -1

    OMG!!! How did you know? This is just creepy!!

    OMGOMGOMG

    don't tell my parents plz, it'd kill them.

  9. Re:Innocent? Filesharing? on Innocent File-Sharers Could Appear Guilty? · · Score: -1

    It's funny you should mention that, because I just took a shit in your mother's mouth AND SHE LIKED IT.

    Is that a coincidence or what?

  10. MOD PARENT -1 CLUELESS on Innocent File-Sharers Could Appear Guilty? · · Score: -1

    That is stupid on so many levels.

    Or possibly I just don't get the joke. Yeah that must be it.

  11. Re:I'm not surprised on Geer Comments On Firing From @Stake · · Score: -1

    It seems you confused "company" with "school" and "spokescritter" with "teacher".

    set theory IS obscure to most of the general public, and probably to a significant part of @Stake's target audience as well, and since it does not have a direct impact on securing networks, it's NOT their task to teach them about it.

  12. I'm not surprised on Geer Comments On Firing From @Stake · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If a figurehead/spokesperson for my company talked like that, I'd kick him out too. Nobody who's not a geek understands what that means.

  13. I read the title as on Virtual Grid Supercomputer Goes (Partly) Online · · Score: -1

    Virtual gritparty online

    I'll shut up now.

  14. Of course on China Prepares To Examine MS Windows Code · · Score: -1

    They want to rip the code and put it into their version of Linux

  15. Fun with Franklin? on Electricity Apocalypse Soon? · · Score: -1

    Regular batteries are very similar to your lemon battery

    Except, regular batteries taste better, so use that sharp knife to cut them open and suck the lemony goodness from those Duracells.

  16. Here at the lab... on Measure The Speed Of Light With Your Microwave · · Score: -1, Troll

    God, I miss that PhysicsExpert guy. Now THAT was some quality trolling.

  17. Re:SELECT * FROM IDIOT_SLASHCODERS ORDER BY UID on What is a Good Free MUD Client? · · Score: -1

    So basically what you're saying is that it's Taco's fault that you're being a spiteful bastard.

    Interesting.

  18. OTOH on File-Sharing Ethics Taught In Classrooms? · · Score: -1

    I really do feel bad for the RIAA members (not the RIAA itself). They are stuck having to eventually face the fact that they are 80% of the way to extinction. Can anyone realy imagine a future 50 years down the road where anyone is interested in buying a piece of plastic with music on it? Yes, storing it in a way that does not rot too fast or get deleted for video game space is valuable, but I see the future retailers of music being the clubs that host musicians. They should strike a deal with the performers that they host to sell the music via a Web site and via a kiosk at the show. Here's one business model for that: Club makes USB-fobs that contain the customer's name, credit info (or a key that they look up the credit info in their database with) and email address. The customer goes to a show and likes it, so they walk over to the kiosk and plug in their fob to order the "album" on the way out. The kiosk notes the purchase in the database and sends email to the customer with a link to download the music from the Web site. Quick, easy, and here's the best part: you don't care about file-swappers because you get the customer at the exact point where they decide they like the music. You don't care if the 5 billion people who never come to your club swap this music around. What you care about is that your club (and the artist who gets a cut) made some extra money from a customer. You win, they win and the band wins. But, I still feel bad for the labels who are doomed because they can't make a "star" anymore out of some semi-talented performer who they can stick on MTV. Or more to the point, they can make the star, but there's soon going to be no point in terms of selling CDs.

  19. MOD PARENT DOWN! GOATSE.CX LINK! on States Fight Internet Tax Ban, Cite VoIP Concern · · Score: -1

    The nice one, with the audio (and probably popups for IE)

  20. Re:In 1996, War was beginning on Word Processors: One Writer's Retreat · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I would not call vi particularly intuitive, but it does cut down on pointless formatting decisions that seem to endlessly arise.

    Yes, and Paint cuts down on pointless design decisions that seem to arise from crap like Photoshop. Get real please.

  21. Article -1 Flamebait on Word Processors: One Writer's Retreat · · Score: 0, Insightful

    vi has a 70s ambience (no mouse, no GUI) that's refreshingly clean.

    So does edlin. Come on, get real. The only benefit of vi is that it's available on a most unix-like systems, so you can quickly hack something together if you're in a hurry, Anything more, and you're going to need a REAL editor.

  22. Re:Programming lesson 101 on Phillip Greenspun: Java == SUV · · Score: 0

    Use only stored procedures on the client side. Makes it easier to update code too.

    I really wish I had thought of that BEFORE my last db project.

  23. Re:Handcuffs on Sony, Intel To Push Content Protection · · Score: 0

    Q: Why have locks on cars, keys to your home. A: Because if you are even modestly intelligent you protect your property.

    Yeah, but if I rent a car, I expect to get the keys to it, including the ones that open the trunk and the gas opening.

  24. Re:Pascal is king on Phillip Greenspun: Java == SUV · · Score: 0

    I just wanted to say that I admire the stylish and capable manner in which you dealt with that situation.

    Thank you for making this world a little better.

  25. Re:Agreed! on Phillip Greenspun: Java == SUV · · Score: -1

    He destroys the US economy from within by spending most of his time at work posting on /.