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  1. Yes! on Microsoft Will Stream Ads To Grocery Carts · · Score: 1

    This is what we've all been waiting for, folks. Stealing shopping carts just got profitable!

  2. Maybe your lack of ambition isn't as lucky as you on Young IT Workers Disillusioned, Hard to Retain · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter whether your technical skills gain you a promotion. At least, not directly. They give you leverage, bargaining power, something to put on your resume. YOU have to be willing to use that though, either to negotiate a higher pay at your current job, or by selling your services to another company. The latter happens to be the more profitable in most cases, but that's just a trend. In the end, your skills and experience are the most valuable things you have, and it doesn't matter if your company realizes that. As long as you realize it, you can use it to your advantage.

  3. This is just Iran's way... on Iran Builds Supercomputer From Banned AMD Parts · · Score: 1

    Of telling us to go fuck ourselves. Just like their nuclear program. And I think they're perfectly justified in that message, given America's past history with them.

  4. Obligatory Futurama Quote on Linux To Take Over The Low-End PC Market? · · Score: 1

    Zoidberg: "And while you're under the knife, you could also get an ink pouch to help you escape your enemies."
    Professor: "That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, you imbecile."
    Zoidberg: (squirt) "Woopwoopwoopwoop!"

  5. Re:Um...EVE, anyone? on Dell's World of Warcraft Laptop · · Score: 1

    Now I know somebody's gonna' say "EVE is nothing like WOW or LOTRO!". True, is caters to the Sci-Fi fan and not the fantasy fan, it is an incredibly beautiful game, requires a lot of patience, has the biggest virtual universe of any other MMO and the average player-age is 27. Not 15.

    Uh... yeah, and the gameplay is completely different. In fact, I think the ONLY parallel that you can draw between Eve and WoW is that they're both online games. What Eve has to do with this discussion, I don't know... I certainly wouldn't pay $4500 for a laptop to play it on. I can get a lot of strippers and cheesecake for $4500.

  6. I think you missed the point. on The Secret to Raising Smart Kids · · Score: 5, Informative

    The article is saying that consistently telling a child that they are 'smart' will lead them to be stupid. The belief that this is some built in, static attribute causes them to stop making efforts to improve.

  7. Re:Reinventing the wheel, and getting $$$ for it on Football Field-Sized Kite Powers Latest Freighter · · Score: 1

    Step 1: Reinvent the wheel.
    Step 2: Add software.
    Step 3: ???
    Step 4: Profit!

  8. Haha... on A New Theory of Everything? · · Score: 1

    The universe is a lie!

  9. You gotta fight.... on World of Warcraft's Brand New Rootkit · · Score: 1

    For the right, to paaaarty!

  10. Re:Robot Ethics? on South Korea to Build Robot Theme Parks · · Score: 1

    foreach (base b in bases){if (b.owner() == "you") b.owner = "us";}
    Fixed that for you. :-)
  11. Your game is saved... on New Parental Controls Limit Xbox Time · · Score: 1

    You just have to reconstruct it from this core dump! Mwahahahaha!

    Address dword dump Build [1057] - Name
    8014004c fc873d6c fc873d6c ff05e051 00000000 ff05e04b 0000002f - i8042prt.SYS
    8014007c 801400c4 801400c4 00000000 00000023 00000023 00000037 - ntoskrnl.exe
    80140098 fc87258e fc87258e 801400e8 00000030 ff0d141c ff0d1598 - i8042prt.SYS
    8014009c 801400e8 801400e8 00000030 ff0d141c ff0d1598 00000002 - ntoskrnl.exe
    801400b0 801400f8 801400f8 00000000 fc873d6c 00000008 00010202 - ntoskrnl.exe
    801400b8 fc873d6c fc873d6c 00000008 00010202 ff0ced88 ff0d1598 - i8042prt.SYS
    801400e0 801400c4 801400c4 fca460f4 ffffffff fc874f78 fc870418 - ntoskrnl.exe
    801400e4 fca460f4 fca460f4 ffffffff fc874f78 fc870418 ffffffff - tcpip.sys
    801400ec fc874f78 fc874f78 fc870418 ffffffff 80140110 8013be2a - i8042prt.SYS
    801400f0 fc870418 fc870418 ffffffff 80140110 8013be2a ff0ced88 - i8042prt.SYS
    801400f8 80140110 80140110 8013be2a ff0ced88 ff0d1350 80137502 - ntoskrnl.exe
    801400fc 8013be2a 8013be2a ff0ced88 ff0d1350 80137052 00000031 - ntoskrnl.exe
  12. Re:How I Learned Philosophy on Paying People to Argue With You · · Score: 1

    Great post!

    I have a similar thought process... I hesitate to express strong opinions, especially based on meager amounts of information. Most people don't get that logical fallacies are the glue of their confidence.

    I was just at dinner with one of my friends the other night, and having a tough time because he's VERY sure of his own world view... I'm going to have to get him to try this exercise, and see if his glue holds up to the acid of reason.

  13. Re:Without Learning? on Linux-Powered Lego-Like Devices Target Developers · · Score: 1

    Yes, it's called abstraction. Without it, computer science would be pretty worthless.

  14. Replay? on Bioshock Downloadable Content to Increase Replay · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I haven't played through it the first time. I got bored on (I think) the second level. It just didn't hold my attention. Honestly, I don't see what all the fuss is about. There's nothing revolutionary about this game. It's a cookie cutter FPS with some (sortof) fancy new graphics. Yay, my hands are guns too. Yawn.

  15. In Soviet Russia... on Rob Malda Answers Your Questions · · Score: 1

    Taco commands you!

  16. Re:The Money Quote on Cracked Linux Boxes Used to Wield Windows Botnets · · Score: 1

    Do you honestly expect ebay to publicly release statistics on the number of machines they have infected with malware? What company with any sense of self preservation would do that? Saying it at a Microsoft sponsored event is admittedly fishy. On the other hand, they do say that the compromised *nix boxes are being used to control windows botnets, so MS definitely isn't out of the clear on this report. For that reason it doesn't seem overly biased.

  17. Re:I dislike this result on Judges Reinstate Charges In Google Age Discrimination Suit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's not age discrimination. If they are looking for specific qualities for their workforce that you don't meet, that's not their fault. Whether it's intelligent of them to rule out a large number of capable and qualified individuals, well that's another matter. Practicality and legality are two separate ballparks.

  18. Re:what about copying comments? on Germany Says Copying of DVDs, CDs Is Verboten · · Score: 2, Funny

    The law does not prohibit the copying of DVDs or CDs; it disallows the circumvention of anti-copying technologies like Macrovision et al., something that has been illegal in the US for a decade. Ah well that's good, because as stated previously it would be completely unenforceable unless they outlaw the possession of recordable media/recording devices. But, wait - It's still nearly impossible to enforce due to privacy laws (police can't just walk into a house to check if people are circumventing copy protection) and P2P sharing over the internet, which makes it very difficult to stop the distribution of circumvention software. Oh well... time for more inefficient use of tax dollars.
  19. As long as there's a [/ignore] feature... on Headband Gives Wearer "Sixth-Sense" · · Score: 1

    Personally I'd rather not know what everyone around me is thinking. Friends, associates, sure. Build the technology for that though, and you've got telemarketers and random idiots vying for your attention as well. And often the communication pipeline isn't the bottleneck - it's the fact that the guy or girl on the other end has no conception of what's going on. If people can't articulate their thoughts into words or pictures or other existing communication mediums, it's a good bet their ideas aren't fully conceived to begin with.

    As far as the sensory improvements - people don't pay attention to the senses they have! Adding more to the stack will only have the effect of diverting their attention, I don't think a change in quality of life will actually result from this.

    What I would like to see is an improvement in mental processing power. Upgrade your cognitive ability. Add a graphics unit, to conceive 3D models in your mind with ease, and send them to your friends via data uplink. Get a boost in your ability to connect new ideas, double your rate of learning...

    And it's still all only worth what people use it for. As with any technology, there are people that will achieve great things with it, and thereby realize and expand its possibilities, and there are those who will waste it, or not use it at all... Such is life.

  20. Re:How could a presentation "undermine" security? on Controversial Security Paper Nixed From Black Hat · · Score: 1

    What is more likely to happen?

    I think what's more likely to happen is parties with a business interest in these technologies paying the presenters off to lay low for a time. If I had found a security flaw, and was offered, say $10,000 to shut my mouth about it, I'd do it. It's going to come out anyway, but the delay might be worth millions of dollars... Especially if they manage to find a fix in that time.

  21. hindsight's a bitch, eh? on ISS Goes Solar · · Score: 1
  22. Re:I need more coffee on Getting High-Quality Audio From a PC · · Score: 3, Funny

    I need more coffee... because at first glance I seriously thought that this article was going to be about smoking pot...

    Maybe it's not more coffee you need, but less pot?

    Why has my submitted story been marked as "pending" for over 2 weeks now?

    Don't call us, we'll call you.

  23. maybe the problem... on Massive Spam Shot of "Storm Trojan" · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...is that malware has better installation instructions than any of our other software. When people see documentation, it's like a dream come true!

    Ah... disillusionment. :-)

  24. turn off the automatic updates service on The End is Nigh for XP · · Score: 2, Informative

    After you install updates, if you go into computer management and stop the Automatic Updates service, it won't bother you any more about restarting.

  25. In other news... on MS Says Vista Selling At Twice XP's Pace · · Score: 1

    The Redmond Tea Party is off to an amazing start this year. Ballmer is quoted shouting, "Yaaaar!" in the midst of the festivities. So far, nearly half the boxed copies of Vista have been 'sold' to the Pacific Ocean, and user satisfaction has reached an all time high.