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A New Theory of Everything?

goatherder writes "The Telegraph is running a story about a new Unified Theory of Physics. Garrett Lisi has presented a paper called "An Exceptionally Simple Theory of Everything" which unifies the Standard Model with gravity — without using string theory. The trick was to use E8 geometry which you may remember from an earlier Slashdot article. Lisi's theory predicts 20 new particles which he hopes might turn up in the Large Hadron Collider."

511 comments

  1. GUT from a surfer dude! by haluness · · Score: 5, Funny

    The fact that he's a surfer dude deserves some mention as well - not everyday you see hard core mathematical physics coming from the beach!

    1. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Strong body, strong mind.

      You can't kick ass if you can't get off yours!

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    2. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by EugeneK · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, sure. It's a little known fact that one time Einstein and Chuck Norris met, and Chuck Norris got his ass handed to him.

    3. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by rminsk · · Score: 5, Informative
      This "surfer dude" resume:

      9/91-5/99 University of California, San Diego
      5/99 Ph.D. in Physics
      G.P.A. - 3.9

      Honors Fellowships - UC Regents fellowship, ARCS Foundation fellowship.

      9/86-6/91 University of California, Los Angeles
      6/91 B.S. in Physics and B.S. in Mathematics
      G.P.A. - 3.9 (4.0 in Physics and 4.0 in Mathematics)
      Academic Honors - Phi Beta Kappa, Sigma Pi Sigma, Golden Key.

      Graduation Honors - College Honors, Highest Honors in Physics, Highest Honors in Mathematics, Summa Cum Laude, Kinsey Prize for The Outstanding Graduating Senior in Physics.
      Not quite your average "surfer dude"
    4. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by sconeu · · Score: 5, Funny

      Guess he's just seriously into Wave Mechanics....

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    5. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kerry Mullis was also a "surfer dude". It's not uncommon.

    6. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, not even your average brainiac nerd. Nevertheless, his shit's gotta stand on its own, not on his resume. And no, I didn't RTFA nor would I have grokked it if I did.

    7. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frack off. For all you know he took a year off to care for his sick grandmother; lots of people take more than four years for their BA/BS. Even very smart people. And Ph.D. candidates can be effectively held hostage by their institutions, forced to slave away for years beyond what's merited before they're given their degree. That can happen even with the best--sometimes especially with the best, if they get unlucky enough to have very selfish advisers.

    8. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by mauthbaux · · Score: 3, Interesting

      First of all, I think it's amusing that that the first post was modded as "redundant", but on to the topic at hand:

      Biology has at least 1 famous 'Surfer Dude'; Kary Mullis. The guy was granted the Nobel prize for inventing PCR (polymerase chain reaction) which is arguably the most important processe in modern genetics or biotechnology. From what I know of the guy, he's a complete whack-job as well, claiming that hallucinogenic drugs led him to the discovery. He surfs frequently as well. Add in a few alien abduction stories and some other relatively crazy stuff and you get an idea of what he's like. Still, it's hard to argue with a Nobel prize winner.

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    9. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Dr.+Smoove · · Score: 3, Informative

      How is he a complete whackjob for claiming that hallucinogens (I believe it was LSD in his case) led him to the discovery? Alien abduction stories are wackjob material, but if you've ever experienced a hallucinogen, you'd know why this isn't too implausible.

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    10. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by eggnoglatte · · Score: 1

      Chuck Norris?? You are showing your age, man. ;-)

    11. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by mqduck · · Score: 1

      You're tripping right now, aren't you? Arguing against insinuated statements not made. You're not helping. ;)

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    12. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This very moment I'm on a little vacation on the West Coast near Monterey. I had dinner tonight with a couple of lifelong surfers. Neither of these guys is gonna be doing any kind of physics soon. In fact, I'm not sure either of these dudes, nice guys they may be, could put up much of a fight in a battle of wits with any of the plants in my garden. (on the off-chance that they read this - hey Wayne, yo Rick)

      I'm not sure if they are indicative of the intellectual capacity of surfers, and since I was born and raised in Chicago, and have only lived and worked in large rust belt or northeastern cities, I don't have many surfers to use as a data set. For all I know, they may be the only two surfers who happen to also have slightly fried brains.

      My wife is a former world-class skydiver, and although she's just finishing a PhD in Math (Fluid Dynamics), most of the other skydivers I've met have also not been intellectual powerhouses. Maybe in both cases it has more to do with the level at which you perform those activities, and the time they take up, or perhaps that most of them have military backgrounds. You're not going to be doing a lot of serious science if you spend most of your day hanging ten or chasing hodaddies or whatever it is surfers do when they're not laying on a board waiting for a wave to come, and you're not going to win any Nobel prizes if your spending all your time packing 'chutes and looking for a lift to 20k feet. The military also doesn't seem to encourage a lot of independent thought, which is a necessity for scientific genius. But it's true that a fit body can be very useful when engaged in any intellectual activity, which only gives me much more respect for a guy like ol' Stevie Hawking.

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    13. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by dbasch · · Score: 0

      Ha! San Diego is full of overly intelligent kids who rock a full time job, a full time college schedule and a full time surf addiction. It's the norm here. We are overrun with Engineers of every flavor. We know how to party "intelligently" here. It's a great market for the liberal thinker!

    14. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by aliquis · · Score: 1

      B.S. degree sounds so much cooler if you didn't know what it was :D

    15. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I haven't done any hallucinogens but it's not like your impressions, thoughts, ideas or well, I guess mind is the word I'm looking for is wrong or non-real or something, just different. It's still you and your grey soft tissue.

      I would get myself some first hand experience if it wasn't that I'm afraid of a bad trip.

    16. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Billy69 · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, they're not. In the UK all undergraduate Batchelors degrees are 3 years, excepting medicine, vetenery science and dentistry, and all can cary honours within those 3 years. You can take a year in industry to make them 4 years in total. Some (very limited) courses called 'Undergraduate Masters' take 4 years, but end with a Masters-level qualification (MMath, MEng, MGeol, etc...) and with a year in industry this would take 5 years. There is no extra 'honours year'.

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    17. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Zombywuf · · Score: 1

      Wrong, in Scotland there is an honours year.

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    18. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by jericho4.0 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You don't have to do a lot, if you're nervous. Regarding LSD, 100 micrograms is the standard dose nowadays. (in the 60's, it was ~300mg). ~35mg is enough to get a taste of what it's like, and might be enough to change your thought patterns in ways you might find interesting.

      Here's a tip from an experienced psyconaut; The way out of a 'bad trip' (an uncomfortable mental space one might experience on LSD), is more LSD. No joke. The discomfort comes from not being in the experience enough. The hippies had it about right with the 300mg. Still, LSD isn't for everyone, and one shouldn't do until it feels right. Mushrooms (Cubenzas, espcially), are quite like LSD, but most people describe them as 'softer'.

      You only live once.

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    19. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Dr.+Smoove · · Score: 1

      lol... Good one, I just felt like people shouldn't count that towards their impression of him. So I pointed it out...

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    20. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scotland, LOL.

    21. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Sparky+McGruff · · Score: 1

      Of course, there are some who have argued that Mullis shouldn't have gotten a Nobel for rediscovering the work of some Soviet scientists from 10 years earlier, regardless of whether he was surfing (or high) at the time...

    22. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by jackpot777 · · Score: 1
      Friday's Spot The Disconnect...

      From what I know of the guy, he's a complete whack-job as well, claiming that hallucinogenic drugs led him to the discovery.

      Alien abduction stories are wackjob material, but if you've ever experienced a hallucinogen, you'd know why this isn't too implausible.

      You're tripping right now, aren't you? Arguing against insinuated statements not made.
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    23. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by N+Monkey · · Score: 1

      B.S. degree sounds so much cooler if you didn't know what it was :D

      Yes, it's a Bachelor of Surgery... unless I guess you are in North America.

      Sane people, OTOH, do a B.Sc. :-)
    24. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's pretty average for a surfer, and slightly above average for a dude.

    25. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Cragen · · Score: 2, Funny

      To go somewhat off-topic, your axiom that "you only live once" is unprovable. The problem is, of course, that the statement "you live more than once" is also difficult to prove. (objectively, anyway). Logically, the statement "there is nothing beyond death" seems frivolous when using a basis of time. I do wish I knew, definitively, one way or the other.

    26. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by SubOptimalUseCase · · Score: 1

      ... just lookin' to be the first Terran to ride a gravity wave.

    27. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by doti · · Score: 1

      I have a close friend that is a math teacher and researcher on the university, and is a surfer dude too. It's fun to watch him talk, he have a strong "surfer" accent, yet he is very very good at math.

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    28. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Gropo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just FYI, LSD is disassociative and carries the risk of negative psychological response you're worried about. DMT is the real deal, widely regarded as 'psychologically safe' and no reported lingering after effects (flashbacks). Negative responses to the experience generally stem from 'not being ready for the message' rather than pre-exsisting temporal neuroses/psychoses as with LSD. Essentially, if you're free minded--the type of person who can 'just enjoy' an amusement park ride without constantly feeling the pings of imminent danger--you'll respond well to DMT.

      That said, the reason I believe entheogens can foment scientific breakthroughs as discussed is attributable to two factors brought about by the process.

      1) The manner in which these serotonin receptor 'confusers' suppress (or amplify, again LSD) our everyday neuroses. The immediate and lingering effects of 'clear headedness' allows for purer thought. Often, when the person taking entheogens is a mush-melon who goes in to the experience trivially to 'get off' their 'pure thought' afterglow leads to far fetched conclusions. Take the same molecule and apply it to molecular biologist or highly trained Buddhist and truly remarkable work can be accomplised.

      2) On an individual level, entheogens can be described as agents for allowing the subject a unique perspective temporarily removed from their primary and secondary socializations (as described in sociology), that is to say the scripts that define your personality are removed to a certain degree. This is often described as 'ego death.' This is also a primary goal of Buddhist and Taoist meditative ritual. Even a little taste of 'ego death' can inspire mountains of unencumbered thought.

      This can manifest itself in realizations such as "Jesus why am I so weak about smoking cigarettes? Where does that come from? It's so clear now how to turn it off" or "There's absolutely no reason why a DNA template subset can't be exponentially amplified using heat-stable DNA polymerases." ;)

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    29. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Hyram+Graff · · Score: 1

      Still, it's hard to argue with a Nobel prize winner.

      No it isin't.

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    30. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Shinmizu · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is that just for Warp Drive Engineering, or does it apply to several fields of study?

    31. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by grimflick · · Score: 1

      I assume you meas that 35 micrograms " is enough to get a taste of what it's like" and that the 60's dose was 300 micrograms. I don't think you could get 300mg(milligrams) onto a blotter the size one might be sucking upon. seems like that would be the trip of the century.

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    32. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You only live once."

      So make sure you spend that one life disconnected from reality by messing with your brain chemistry.

    33. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Dr.+Smoove · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Spoken well, and I am really surprised to see something like this on /. I agree totally, except the DMT part. I've smoked it a bunch of times, real deal, pure white (not orange). It's more like traveling to alternate dimensions, forgetting you exist, and just seeing really, *really* crazy stuff. I can't see how it would lead to the realizations of self/universe that LSD can potentially lead to. In part because you have no time to reflect on what's happening on DMT. If you're smoking it right and it's good, by the time you exhale, the room already looks funny, the smoke is already transforming into clowns/dinosaurs/geometric shapes, and by 10-30 seconds later all of a sudden you're in ancient babylonia, in the future , wondering what the gigantic cat god in front of you is trying to say with her mind. A friend of mine also had a very bad experience on it because of someone saying the wrong thing when she started to enter her trip. She had a panic attack, and felt uncomfortable in the room where it happened from that day forth. With LSD it's like it comes on, your mind races a lot, and you have time to take it all in (or try to).

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    34. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Yewbert · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No it isin't. Yes it is, you fatuous tit.

      What's that?

      Oh, you wanted "Being ABUSED by a Nobel prize winner." That's room 12-A.

    35. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your Net-Fu is weak.

    36. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      For all we know, that's where John from Cincinnati was going.

    37. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Classroom in 3rd grade in 2059:

      Teacher: "What did the discoverer of the theory of everything say when he discovered the theory of everything?"

      Class: "'Holy crap, that's it!'"

    38. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So before you go listening to jericho and cramming tons of LSD down your throat, bear in mind
      1) People respond differently to psychadelics. Some people or more sensitive than others. It's probably a good idea to not go crazy with the stuff your first time. Also the dose-response curve is not linear and sometimes exponential.
      2) More LSD might make the trip worse. And lots of LSD and you start making evaluations that are false and do things you will regret in the morning. Like a guy I know who jumped into the Penguin tank at the Boston Aquarium because he wanted to swim with the penguins. That came of taking five times the dose he normally took.
      3) It can mess you up. In particular experiences on psychadelics will seem more meaningful, which means that bad experiences can be very traumatic.
      4) erowid.org. Read about the stuff before you take it.

    39. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      Be careful: 300mg is enough to kill an elephant.

    40. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      That's a lot of talkin' just to say, "We still don't get no p00sey."

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    41. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Gropo · · Score: 1

      I agree, the actual 'trip' when freebasing, insufflating or smoking DMT (I've only freebased it, and once) is far too strong for immediate reflection. I also agree that setting can have a profound influence on the direction of the ride. I understand that ingesting it in an Ayahuasca or Pharmahuasca capacity brings about a longer more subtle trip that allows for in-process realizations. I now regret the decision to not travel to the Amazon region when visiting Peru last year as a result. I found a storefront in Cuzco that offered Huasca ceremonies but I simply knew that going to a tourist-oriented source was counter-intuitive. McEpiphany? Not likely.

      A couple hours after my initial n,n DMT experience almost 2 months ago as I was riding my bicycle home I slowly pieced together the nature in which setting influences what will happen. Even though I was 'heading up' I somehow realized that my friend was hitting the pipe as well and it seemed to create a 'cold space' in the room that caused me to hold back and not fully release past the exciting seemingly 5-dimensional tesselations appearing before me. Sort of a vague "oh wait somebody has to stick around here in case of emergencies" sentiment. I decided that on my next attempt I would have my girlfriend laying laterally across my lap as I rub her back. I can't think of a more applicable 'safe zone' than that--my daily tactile ritual, something to keep me very happily and safely grounded to allow the previously elusive 'release.' People speak of "female energy" which always struck me as new-agey hokum. Nowadays I'm generally open to the effect of psychic presence, however it might be explained rationally and scientifically.

      So contrasting the psychological impressions of a threshold "burn BRIGHT, not HOT" DMT experience, a profound experience I had 10 years back with mescaline (one in which a switch was euphamistically flipped that fomented my becoming an avid cyclist and generally more fit, healthy individual) against my youthful LSD experiences I personally don't see much of a correlation. I'm fully willing to grant that I likely never took enough LSD to reach higher echelons of experience coupled with the fact that I was treating the experiences trivially, and that only triviality could come out of them. I can't imagine Buddhist meditation would produce much worth if entered with a frivolous mindset either. LSD had me coming back for more, the other two experiences made me go "ah, here's something I need to hold at a safe distance, experience rarely, and try to make the most of every time through post-process reflection."

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    42. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Gropo · · Score: 1

      seems like that would be the trip of the century.
      Performing a YouTube search for "Cat on LSD" serves as a good drivers-ed style shock tactic for not taking too much LSD at once. Or, perhaps, taking it ever depending on the individual.
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    43. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      As he said, he lived only once :)

      If you have to resort to drugs to alter your state of reality, you are living a quite pitiful life. There is more than enough in this world to do and experience to fill half a dozen lifetimes without getting bored, not to mention one. To resort to drugs and have an excuse that you "live only once" is just sad.

      What is next in the experience list? How to kill people with a car while on drugs/alcohol? Or drooling through a straw for rest of your life because you had one-too-many?

    44. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by docj21 · · Score: 1

      I think Spirograph deserves all the credit - they had it first

    45. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Thorgal · · Score: 1

      > Just FYI, LSD is disassociative(...)

      No, it is not: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychedelics%2C_dissociatives_and_deliriants

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    46. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a disassociative, it is, however, disassociative in comparison to mescaline, peyote or DMT. But you're right, I should have written "has disassociative effects compared to other members of the psychedelic family." A little wordy for an opening statement.

    47. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

      No matter which one you believe, you can easily use that belief to justify trying LSD or whatever else needs justifying. You only live once? Better go out and really live! You come around again? Then taking a risk isn't as risky as it seems!

    48. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Gropo · · Score: 1

      If you have to resort to drugs to alter your state of reality, you are living a quite pitiful life.
      Pitifully naive sentiment riddled with ad hominem fallacies. Who said anything about "have to"? On the other hand, if someone has an experience that facilitates positive change or an advancement in their spiritual or intellectual work, who are you to deny them of it? And what would your denial be based upon? Obviously not first hand experience.

      No, it's very evident you're coming from a flawed initial assumption: that there is no such thing as a worthwhile entheogenic experience. That somehow such experiences are outside the fabric of 'acceptable' or 'wholesome' human activity. That one must be "bored" to seek out alternative states of consciousness or perspective. You might think to meditate on exactly whose bias is speaking through you on the matter.
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    49. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by laura_glow · · Score: 0

      What's the rush? Getting a degree is a time/speed competition? The quicker the better? Don't think so.

    50. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Maxmin · · Score: 1

      No, not quite your average surfer dude, combining and multiplying various algebras against each oth... wait, what's that smell? Totally started catching a whiff of pot smoke, just after arriving at the Wikipedia page.. I guess you'd have to be smoking a little something to acquire any level of E8. Probably the most mind-blowing thing I've (attempted to) read, since General Relativity.

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    51. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      I stand by 42 and will always stand by 42.

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    52. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by Shaudius · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure this post was meant to be funny ala Monty Python and not flamebait as its been modded.

    53. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by mikael · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I should have been more precise - In Scotland, there is an Honours year, and students can start at university when they are 17.

      Here is the link to the undergraduate course selection list with the "Honours year" courses listed. The listing for the computer science course:


                Computer Science
      Degree BSc/BSc (Hons)
      UCAS Code G400 No. Places 120
      Duration 5 years (sandwich course 4 years + 1 year placement in year 3) Study Options Full time


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    54. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      It is for David Banh.

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    55. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Except that he mangled the quote, and also quoting Monty Python isn't funny after the 50th time.

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    56. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! by aeropreneur · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and I thought most physicists were mountain climbers!

      This guy really must be a non-comformist :-)

  2. might be on to something by wes33 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lubos Motl thinks it's pure bullshit ... so Lisi might well be on to something :)

    1. Re:might be on to something by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      I am not a quantum physicist, so I have to ask, what implications does this have for Quantum Physics and its many strange -and proven- predictions?

      How does unifying Gravity with the Standard Model help us get towards a theory of everything that explains the large-scale effects of General Relativity with the small-scale effects of Quantum Physics? What is it about this particular representation that makes it a 'Theory of Everything,' as opposed to a new standard model that contains a definition of a graviton?

      Could someone put this in layman's terms, or not-quite layman's terms?

    2. Re:might be on to something by Enlightenment · · Score: 5, Informative

      As I understand it, when we say "gravity," we really mean General Relativity. And when we say "quantum physics," we really mean the Standard Model. Both are the best established explanations for their respective fields. That means once you've unified the Standard Model with gravity in a way that gives the same correct results we knew from General Relativity, you've got a theory of everything.

    3. Re:might be on to something by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Care to elaborate?

      Even if Lubos comes across pretty rude, he sounds he knows what he is talking about.

    4. Re:might be on to something by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      Ok, can someone explain the entirety of the theory or do I need to peruse math sites until I understand what he's saying?

      Thank you by the way, I wasn't aware that the Standard Model included quantum theory, which I should have checked.

      Please mod parent up informative.

    5. Re:might be on to something by Enlightenment · · Score: 1

      Well, this comment is tongue-in-cheek, but it does capture the essence of things. It's a lot of complicated group theory that describes symmetries of particles and forces. It was "only fully understood this year" if you believe TFA, which is why no one tried it yet. Want to know more? Go to grad school. ;)

    6. Re:might be on to something by Enlightenment · · Score: 1
    7. Re:might be on to something by BlueStraggler · · Score: 5, Informative

      The quick-and-dirty explanation is that the E8 "object" is a nasty-ass shape that exists in 248 dimensions, and which is notable for various reasons that only mathematicians can really grasp fully, but can be understood by the layman as pertaining to the concept of symmetry. It was discovered in the 1890s, but due to its size was never fully computed until a couple of years ago (the solution is a massive matrix of polynomials taking up 60 GB of storage). Oddly, various aspects of the E8 solution were reminiscent of formulae in the Standard Model, and Lisi has managed to come up with a coherent explanation of why this is. Various aspects of the E8 object's structure appear to explain formerly mysterious facts, such as why elementary particles are grouped into their various families. They also suggest new and undiscovered particles, which may give this theory a very clear set of test cases if it survives that long.

    8. Re:might be on to something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's part of the problem. He might impress a layman, but Lubos is dogmatic and has a thoroughly antiscientific attitude - Anything that challenges String Mathematics (it's barely a theory...) has him foaming at the mouth. He's derided Einstein-Cartan theory on specious grounds ("look how few papers there are about it") on wikipedia (E-C theory is an expansion of GR to model spin, it's in fact a mathematical necessity), simply because it's a prerequisite for loop quantum gravity which he hates (it's an alternative to strings...).

      But note how this theory has made TESTABLE PREDICTIONS - 20 new particles in a specific pattern. That's more than Lubos can claim after years of "research". The theory might be wrong, but at least it's a scientific theory. Lately, in the (rather rarefied) physics community, Lubos really is used as a sort of contrary guide - if Lubos doesn't like it, you might be on the right track.

    9. Re:might be on to something by 3waygeek · · Score: 5, Funny

      If this object exists in 248 dimensions, shouldn't we call it F8?

    10. Re:might be on to something by 644bd346996 · · Score: 1

      You need a at least a graduate degree in physics to really understand this stuff. Things like General Relativity generally aren't covered in undergrad physics curriculums due to a lack of higher-level math. Ditto for the nuances of the Standard Model.

      So unless you already understand what Lie algebras are and you've got the Schrödinger equation memorized, you're talking about spending the next several years sifting through Wolfram MathWorld, Wikipedia, and various other websites.

    11. Re:might be on to something by ah802 · · Score: 1

      If this is base 8, shouldn't we have 256 dimensions?

    12. Re:might be on to something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must be slipping. It took me a whole ten seconds to figure out what the hell you were talking about.

    13. Re:might be on to something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think its really awesome that a 248 dimension object leads to pie. Mmm pie.

    14. Re:might be on to something by mikael · · Score: 3, Funny

      When I was an intern, I got to use a real hardware packet sniffer for a clients site, then we went to a truckers restaurant for lunch. That evening I knew I had eaten something bad even in my sleep, as I kept seeing these 0x0BADF00D packet headers scrolling up.

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    15. Re:might be on to something by zIRtrON · · Score: 1

      Your post looked like a good one to reply to.

      Basically, there are 8 degrees of freedom from 240 or something like nodes shooting out of it.
      8 is damn close to inifinte if you turn it on it's side (say 90 degrees).
      ---missing link ---
      So, a 90 degree angle is very important when doing geometry with parallel lines.
      ---insert missing link--
      "Parallel lines never meet, except for in the future"

    16. Re:might be on to something by Tragek · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's always nice to have someone like that.

    17. Re:might be on to something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must have been the DEADBEEF...

    18. Re:might be on to something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i am a string theorist, and i am sure 95% of string theorists don't agree with Lubos opinions. but this guy's
      theory is not serious. this kind of "unification" is a very old idea and it is known that it does not work. his paper
      is not published and it wont be. it is full of misconceptions, especially about how to get gravity from a E8 subgroup.
      this "theory" is the analog of saying "oh, i just found a very simple algorithm that is alble to crack any encryption in a very short time".

    19. Re:might be on to something by ispeters · · Score: 1

      Only if you don't believe in determinism.

    20. Re:might be on to something by elronxenu · · Score: 5, Funny
      No, because 8 dimensions are occupied by the packet headers and routing information.

    21. Re:might be on to something by lordofwhee · · Score: 1

      Basically, a theory of everything would allow someone that knows every possible affecting variable in a given system, save one, to find that missing variable. At least, that's how I understand it.

    22. Re:might be on to something by descubes · · Score: 1

      Hey, cool, Lubos doesn't like me either! I must be a genius :-)

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    23. Re:might be on to something by mike2R · · Score: 1

      When I was an intern, I got to use a real hardware packet

      Monica?

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    24. Re:might be on to something by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What is it about this particular representation that makes it a 'Theory of Everything,' as opposed to a new standard model that contains a definition of a graviton? If you had a new standard model that includes graviton, you would have had the theory of everything, because the TOE is supposed to be exactly that theory which incorporates the standard model (physics) with gravity, and those are the all interactions known in physics. The only problem is that it is not easy to just add the graviton to the Standard model. It's so complicated that one needs to get a new crack on the whole problem, thus string theory. There, particles are 10 or 11 dimensional objects that fluctuate, where most of these dimensions are microscopic (compactified) so that on low energies they are invisible. Now, there are very very many string theories, depending on how you choose symmetries , backgrounds and what not, and E8 was known as one particular type of theory within the whole String (or M-)theory.

      In the String theory you can pursue at least two types of problems:
      1) you want to find some theories that can in fact reproduce known physics and particularly point out some undiscovered new physics, like new particles (or some astronomical observations), which is what this dude has supposedly done;
      2) Generalize the theory as far as it can go, also in order to find perhaps some smaller set of principles that govern the whole wealth of the theory

      As far as the TOE is concerned, there is of course also the possibility of some quite different theory that is TOE, like loop gravity, non-commutative geometry stuff, etc. but those don't have yet the popularity of the string theory.
    25. Re:might be on to something by dave420 · · Score: 2, Funny

      What about the evil dimension? Is that in there yet?

    26. Re:might be on to something by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      actually its 7, everyone always forgets about the phantom zone.

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    27. Re:might be on to something by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

      Well, this comment is tongue-in-cheek, but it does capture the essence of things. It's a lot of complicated group theory that describes symmetries of particles and forces. It was "only fully understood this year" if you believe TFA, which is why no one tried it yet. Want to know more? Go to grad school. ;) But then who needs the grad school when the essence of things has been captured.
    28. Re:might be on to something by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the eighth is parity for error checking?

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    29. Re:might be on to something by mrjb · · Score: 1

      the E8 "object" is a nasty-ass shape that exists in 248 dimensions Good. That's quite a simplification from the 11 dimensions used in string theory :S

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    30. Re:might be on to something by TechnicolourSquirrel · · Score: 1

      He's derided Einstein-Cartan theory on specious grounds

      Lately, in the (rather rarefied) physics community, Lubos really is used as a sort of contrary guide - if Lubos doesn't like it, you might be on the right track. And those aren't specious grounds at all. I know you were joking, but if there's any truth to that, it doesn't make the physics community look very good.
    31. Re:might be on to something by Alomex · · Score: 1

      Even if Lubos comes across pretty rude, he sounds he knows what he is talking about.

      No he doesn't. He's compensating for lack of solid arguments with rudeness. This is not to say that the paper is any good, but it is a hell of a lot easier to talk about Lisi's number of citations than to say "look, it predicts X when in fact we already have plenty of CERN data in that realm. I downloaded overnight and proved conclusively that not(X) is true". That is what something who knows what is talking about would do.

      Lubos is someone who seems to have landed a good academic position by virtue of acting as if he were a bright and brash scientist rather than by being one.

    32. Re:might be on to something by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, when we say "gravity," we really mean General Relativity. And when we say "quantum physics," we really mean the Standard Model.
      So, what you're saying is that you don't understand it? Gravity is general relativity in the way that a compass is Electromagnetism - one small consequence in a much larger topic that focusses around something else. The primary concern of general relativity is the speed of light; gravity driven space curvature is simply a component. To suggest that they're the same thing is deeply ignorant.

      As far as the standard model and quantum physics, that's more like a compass and thermodynamics - they're not really related other than that they describe similar things at similar scales. I can't imagine why you would think they're one and the same - quantum physics is the study of the interaction between matter and energy (often between light quanta and electrons), whereas the standard model is a description of the believed particle system creating matter and the fundamental forces (except gravity, which hasn't yet been worked into place.) About the only thing I can think of that might give you the notion that the standard model and quantum physics are the same thing is that the standard model is a quantum field theory; you might as well say that a compass is the same thing as someone who has a magnetic personality, because that's the same sort of one-word-similarity you're riding right now.

      In fact, if you knew much about physics, you'd remember what a big deal it was when it was shown that the standard model was compatible with quantum physics. That wouldn't have happened if they were the same thing, now, would it have?

      Both are the best established explanations for their respective fields.
      So were the phlogiston, the aether theory of light propogation and the concept of Republican ethics. All these things have been discarded as childish. No scientist gives one quarter of one damn whose explanation is well established, kthx.

      That means once you've unified the Standard Model with gravity in a way that gives the same correct results we knew from General Relativity, you've got a theory of everything.
      You need to stop learning your physics from saturday morning cartoons. What you're describing - or rather, trying to describe - is the Grand Unification Theory, not the Theory of Everything. On one hand, I'm angry at physicists for using such vague terminologies, because it leads stupid people into saying stupid things, because they don't have the sense - what with being stupid and all - not to pretend that they have a deep understanding of a physical system they've never so much as read a textbook on at the college level.

      On the other hand, well, if you can't even sort out which theory you're talking about... I trust my point is proven. Maybe next time you'll read a book before writing a post, no?
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    33. Re:might be on to something by rossifer · · Score: 1

      Things like General Relativity generally aren't covered in undergrad physics curriculums due to a lack of higher-level math.
      My electrical engineering undergrad at the University of Cincinnati included a third year course called "Modern Physics" which included a mathematical understanding of both Special and General Relativity. Also included quantum physics (we didn't really go beyond 2-d infinite well cases) and was quite possibly the hardest course I took as an undergrad.

      Ditto for the nuances of the Standard Model.
      Yeah, we didn't go there. Probably not applied enough for the engineering curriculum.
    34. Re:might be on to something by 644bd346996 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... How long ago was that? I wouldn't be surprised if things have been watered down a bit. That said, the current course listings for physics first mention GR in a graduate-level special topics class, and the undergrad Modern Physics class doesn't require any math beyond multivariable calculus, so it's coverage of GR can't include any of the math (PDEs and tensors, for starters).

    35. Re:might be on to something by randomencounter · · Score: 1

      compactified
      That's compactificated, thankyouverymuch.
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    36. Re:might be on to something by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      EA4 84ll5

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    37. Re:might be on to something by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I presume your native language is not English.

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    38. Re:might be on to something by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      You might want to read the summary to put the GP's comment in context. And you're wrong about the GUT; ToE = GUT + GR.

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    39. Re:might be on to something by toriver · · Score: 1

      You should not tempt F8 like that.

    40. Re:might be on to something by arodland · · Score: 1

      Two spaces after a period is a typewriter convention arising from the fact that typewriters are too stupid to have different widths of spaces. Computers aren't typewriters and they're not that stupid.

    41. Re:might be on to something by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Well, no. Each of the 248 dimensions represents a particle. In string theory, reality itself is 10, or sometimes 26, dimensions. All but four of them are curled up into tiny balls of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff. And if you wibble the wobbles the right way then you can get a universe that resembles our own, but you can also get a bunch of other universes.

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    42. Re:might be on to something by rozz · · Score: 1

      Hey, cool, Lubos doesn't like me either! I must be a genius :-) thx for the link, interesting stuff ..
      and wow, someone gotta put a least on that Lubos guy ... i am not a physicist and have no idea how he measures as one, but the guy fails the "human being" test miserably ... he is so full of himself and his stuff, i doubt he can see anything else around ... as an outsider i have a hard time understanding why would anyone in the physics world listen to such a maddog .. but then, what do i know ? :)

      in fact my problem with his type is that i actually like the string theory, i am a sucker for anything along the "it's all energy" line ... but seeing how this guy "supports" it, makes me doubt the whole thing .. with such "advocates" the string theory does not need any enemies.

      as about your paper ... sounds interesting .. as a technical obs - you seem to be convinced that "the ecuation" exists .. there is a good chance it does not, but everyone seems to neglect that chance ... also it is funny to see all those ppl around, makin theories of everything .. we humans dont even know very well how our brains and bodies work, but are cheeky enough to pretend we can explain "the universe and everything"... we also invent all sorts of supreme beings that have nothin better to do than care about our every step because we think we are that important ... i find all that sooo cute :)
      cant say much more because i neither know nor have the time to re-read enough math to understand your paper ... but if u wanna draw more attention maybe u should work your tone a bit, put more optimism in there, open a bigger window and make it more visible ... ppl like that ... and even physicists like their stuff wrapped in nice paper with cute ribbons ;)

      good luck.
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    43. Re:might be on to something by estirling · · Score: 1

      Lubos Motl sounds like an asshole, witness this blog post from a few months ago: http://backreaction.blogspot.com/2007/08/lubo-motl.html Lubos, methinks you doth protest too much.

    44. Re:might be on to something by sjames · · Score: 1

      The really significant part is that the formulae for reletivity also show up WITHOUT having to tweak a bunch of variables behind the scenes to make it happen.

      That makes it quite promising. In string theory, there are a great many free variables that can (and must) be tweaked until it "predicts" what we already know. The problem there is there seem to be any number of tweaks that can fit, so it isn't very predictive. It's like saying the next roll of the die will be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6. Wow, I was right! By contrast in the "Exceptionally Simple Theory of Everything", there are apparently no free variables. That means it should make firm predictions.

    45. Re:might be on to something by Darby · · Score: 1

      I knew I had eaten something bad even in my sleep, as I kept seeing these 0x0BADF00D packet headers scrolling up.

      And the 0x01DCFFEE...

    46. Re:might be on to something by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      This web browser (Firefox) seems to be that stupid. The spaces I see are measurably exactly the same. True, I don't need two spaces when writing a document with LaTeX, but that's typesetting software. Even MS word requires either 2 manual spaces or turning on auto-correct, it does not easily allow for variable-width spaces.

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  3. I have a horrible feeling... by lobiusmoop · · Score: 4, Funny

    that the earth is going to get demolished any minute now.

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    1. Re:I have a horrible feeling... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny

      that the earth is going to get demolished any minute now.

      I think the universe will now be replaced by something even more inexplicable, than again, this may have already happened.

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    2. Re:I have a horrible feeling... by Admiral+Ag · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Haha. You aren't the only one. The first thing I thought of was this classic Arthur C. Clarke short story: The 9 Billion Names of God.

      http://lucis.net/stuff/clarke/9billion_clarke.html

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    3. Re:I have a horrible feeling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/8101/coincidenceph0.jpg

      Would the front page of Slashdot be considered a coincidence considering the content of this news item???

    4. Re:I have a horrible feeling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't panic, that's perfectly normal paranoia.

      Everyone gets that.

    5. Re:I have a horrible feeling... by rts008 · · Score: 1

      I think it's already happened from what I'm picking up in the news lately. (past couple of years or so)

      Frankly, I'm scared of the NEXT Inexplicable Universe Replacement (patent pending) after this last Beta we've had to use/test.

      Darn it! I still can't figure out if the cat is dead or alive! Every time I open the box to look, it changes on me. Curse you, your cat, and your box, Schroedinger!

      Damn, with my luck, the universe is set up with Groundhog Day (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107048/) rules!

      It will be interesting to see how this holds up.

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    6. Re:I have a horrible feeling... by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

      Cudos for this reference (I knew it must be more complicated than 42).

    7. Re:I have a horrible feeling... by Speare · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, I thought of "The Number of the Beast," in which 6^6^6 was the number of alternate universes, many of them being a well-known fictional universe (dimensional leaks inspiring authors and readers, you see). I was waiting for Dorothy of Oz or Jubal Harshaw to make a comment here.

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    8. Re:I have a horrible feeling... by notnAP · · Score: 1
      Ah, but as a former audio engineer, I'm looking forward to signal to noise ratios so good as to make a grown man weep.


      Besides, it's Friday now. You've got at least 6 days left.

    9. Re:I have a horrible feeling... by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      42 > 9 billion.

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    10. Re:I have a horrible feeling... by nounderscores · · Score: 1

      Actually, I want to know if the E8 theory predicts those negative strangelets that people were worried were going to pop out of the LHC one day and destroy the world.

      http://www.physics.rutgers.edu/~jholden/strange/node17.html

  4. Re:just a GUT feeling by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1

    Fascinating. Were you able to do this without using string theory as well?

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  5. I don't understand a thing :( by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Can someone explain to me what E8 is? The wikipedia article left me with more questions than answers :(

    1. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 1

      Same here. My head hurts. :(

      Maybe bangin' a surfer chic would help?

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    2. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      it's the largest of the common lie groups. here's some explanation
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie_group_E8

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    3. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by 2.7182 · · Score: 1

      No - it is called an exceptional lie algebra.

    4. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      my bad, I get my higher dimensional math confused sometimes...

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    5. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by iabervon · · Score: 5, Informative

      (I am not a particle physicist or a mathematician of the right sort, but I can kind of follow this sort of thing)

      Okay, the context is that you've got particles, and they're fundamentally all the same, but they're "turned" in different ways. Think of a ball with 3-color LEDs inside: you can rotate it around three axes, and move it in three directions, and you can also cycle its color and change its blinking pattern. Particles are like that, except that the topology is weird: it's not back to the same orientation until you turn it around 720 degrees, instead of 360 like normal objects. The "gauge group" is the rules for how you can change things. For example, the total color of the universe is white: if you turn something from red to blue, you have to turn something else from blue to red; but you can also create a pair of a green and a purple (anti-green). They write all these rules up in math, and it's tricky because a lot of the features vary continuously (that is, you can rotate something an arbitrarily small amount). And due to the interaction of the rules for one property with the rules for other properties, there are only certain combinations of properties that you can get. They work out all the combinations that you can have and those are what you see as "different" particles that your experiments show. Of course, we don't know what the rules are, and we're trying to figure that out from what combinations of properties we've seen and which ones we're speculating are impossible. And it's hard and takes a lot of calculation to figure out what a candidate set of rules would even mean as far as results. And people are looking at known results and trying to describe them better than "we've done a billion things, and a billion things happened".

      Now, the math of rules for how things can interact turns out to be sort of limited; there are basically 4 normal cases, which are boring, and then there are a few exceptional cases, which are interesting. Of these, the hardest to prove stuff about is E8, and it's just now becoming clear what combinations it allows. It's like one of those puzzles where you press a corner and lights change, and you have to turn off all the lights, but it's got dozens of corners and dozens of lights and every time you press a corner a bunch of things change at once, and there are different kinds of corners and it also matters exactly what angle you're holding it at, so there are hundreds of things you can say about each move.

      And the mathematicians working on E8 recently said, "well, you can get positions like this and not like that", where "this" and "that" are big complicated lists. And this physicist read that paper and said, "hey, those lists are familiar; I made similar lists of particle interactions". So the proposal is that particles work like E8 in what kind of rules they follow. And it's a really nice theory, because E8 is essentially the most flexible set of rules you can have without it falling apart into just anything being possible (and some rules or properties just not mattering).

    6. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by ROMRIX · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can someone explain to me what E8 is? The wikipedia article left me with more questions than answers :(

      Try to picture a spherically inverted multifaceted poly-dimensional plexoid of random size, add in an elemental variable thermal/mass coefficient linking system based on the gravitational and magnetic field enhanced rate of change fluctuations of sub-atomic particles and it all comes together like butter and honey on toast. Well, butter and honey don't really come together on toast but you get the idea...
    7. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by drachenstern · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If that's not the funniest thing I've read on slashdot in just about ever, then I don't know what it is I've forgotten.

      MOD PARENT UP!!!

      The saddest part is that if I am reading both* Wik and yours in the same language, then that sounds about right

      * it really is time for bed

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    8. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by courseofhumanevents · · Score: 1

      it's the largest of the common lie groups It's a law firm?
    9. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      So what you're saying is that God doesn't play dice with the universe, he plays fizzbin?

    10. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by BlackSabbath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wow. I really, really hope that you are in education.

      I have Bachelor degree in Physics (over 20 years ago) and I had no idea what the hell was being talked about. Your explanation is BRILLIANT. It does not assume readers are morons, does not portray science as magic, explains the subject in a way that even a layman finishes reading it with a better understanding than they started, and even manages to infuse some feeling for what the scientific discovery process is like. Amazing.

      As someone who originally got into science because of Carl Sagan's Cosmos I can honestly say that if I had lecturers like you I would still be doing science. (not surprisingly, the subjects that I did best in had lecturers cut from the same cloth).

      Thank you.

    11. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by allenthelee · · Score: 0

      Great explanation, thank you. I took a group theory course from Douglas Hofstadter a few years back where he really stressed the idea of making math understandable by eschewing arcane notation, jargon, and unnecessary formalism and embracing intuitive analogies. Not an easy task at all.

    12. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by sabernet · · Score: 3, Funny

      He just plays with a loaded D20, apparently.

    13. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by taniwha · · Score: 3, Funny

      no apparently she plays with a spirograph ....

    14. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by Enlightenment · · Score: 1

      It's a government, actually.

    15. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by BobGregg · · Score: 2, Funny

      >>No - it is called an exception lie algebra.

      Not to be confused with a damned lie algebra, which is close to statistics.

    16. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by xtracto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Aaaah, and this is what differentiates Slashdot from sites like say, digg or reddit.

      Thank you!

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    17. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by spandex_panda · · Score: 1

      offtopic: That is the best sig ever. "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Heinlein" must find who Heinlein is. Oh and great description, I in my arrogance have decided that anything more complicated than relativity such as string theory and quarks, leptons with 'spin' etc. must be false because it is too hard to understand. If only folks could explain it better, it may become true.

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    18. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Robert A. Henlein science fiction writer. I am currently reading the Friday novel. It is quite nice. I am an Asimov fan (wrote the book I, Robot) but I have read all his science fiction work.

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    19. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by tsjaikdus · · Score: 1

      I don't understand any of it. I've constructed my own proof:

      surfing + E8 = theory of everything

      We know that surfing isn't a theory of everything. If surfing is not, then E8 must be.

      (I hope to get 5 points informative with that.)

    20. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by VJ42 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I don't know about the GP, but Godesses are better looking yet still kick ass. Not all that many gods are armed to the teeth yet remain beautiful; never mind using a tiger as a mount...
      Or perhaps you didn't even think that the GP might not be referring to the god of the Abrahamic religions. We don't all believe that Yahweh is the only face of god you know.

      Yes, I know I'm totally Off topic; feel free to mod me so; but do me a favour and mod someone else up first.

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    21. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK I mostly follow this - and after reading Lee Smolin's book I am curious if anyone can confirm that this idea would solve 2 big problems with the current string theoretical frameworks out there:
      1) This a "background independent" theory. Meaning it would not be dependent on any particular frame of reference, the brilliance of Einstein was his theory defined gravity in such a way that it works for any particular geometry. It sounds like this theory is, as opposed to background dependence being a big issue with string theories. In string theories there's a fixed background against which branes and strings move and interact which means that the theory can't be made into a general case, or the general case lets anything be possible which is not much of a theory at all.
      2) It doesn't fall apart into "anything's possibile" as iabervon says - string theory makes no predictions, there are potentially an infinite number of string theories so that you need to pick the ones that fit the data, rather than having a flexible theory that can be logically reduced to what we observe. It sounds like this new theory makes some specific predictions about particles that can be observed, so it's a "real theory" in the sense that it can be disproven.

    22. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by SlashV · · Score: 1

      surfing + E8 = theory of everything. We know that surfing isn't a theory of everything. If surfing is not, then E8 must be. Nah, that would mean that surfing is nothing... That can't be right.
    23. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by soliptic · · Score: 1

      Seconded. Brilliant explanation. Many thanks.

    24. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, you need to teach. seriously.

    25. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by Eivind+Eklund · · Score: 1

      Thank you very, very much for that post.

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    26. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by stonecypher · · Score: 2, Informative

      I am not a particle physicist or a mathematician
      Why do I get the feeling that that's the reason you're the only person in here both trying and succeeding to make this material available to the lay ministers?

      it's not back to the same orientation until you turn it around 720 degrees, instead of 360 like normal objects
      I've found that a variation on the Flatland theme really helps people come to terms with this - it's easier for us to look down then map back up when we're trying to understand things outside our physical experience, at least in my opinion. The one I've been using is a sphere on an axis, painted identically on two sides, and a very young child observer. Generally speaking, the toddler won't be able to tell the half-rotation from a full rotation. Following that, I usually invoke the toy ball with the second ball suspended inside in a thin fluid, and posit that it rotates at precisely half the speed of the exterior ball, and revoke the identical side-to-side painting. If the outer ball is only slightly transparent, a young child won't notice that after a full rotation, the interior sphere has only rotated halfway - then you mumble something about an analog clock or a car gearing down, depending on your audience - and point out that only an adult would notice that it takes two rotations to get the state back.
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    27. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Please let me join in chorus thanking you for that explanation. That was amazingly informative. Thank you.

    28. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by nandu_prahlad · · Score: 1

      Fantastic explanation.

    29. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They write all these rules up in math, and it's tricky because a lot of the features vary continuously (that is, you can rotate something an arbitrarily small amount). Of course, none of the said physical quantities are continuous. Models are just alot easier to construct this way.
    30. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      Who puts butter AND honey on toast? Your analogy leads me to believe that it's a bunk theory, as butter and honey on toast sounds terrible and horrifying at the same time. Let me guess, your English, or Australian.

    31. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by simpleid · · Score: 1

      i'm going to start coming here instead of digg because of you. damn you. :-)

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    32. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by ROMRIX · · Score: 1

      Who puts butter AND honey on toast? Your analogy leads me to believe that it's a bunk theory, as butter and honey on toast sounds terrible and horrifying at the same time. Let me guess, your English, or Australian.

      Good guess! But no. I'm just a couple of states east and one south of you. And I'm FAT OK? Go eat your fruit salad and leave me alone with my butter AND honey on toast!
    33. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, reddit sent me to this article. You may be missing the point of the various services. For that matter, Reddit comments were just as likely to produce insightful explanations of the original work. As a reader of all three sites, I suggest you skip your biases and just take them for what they are worth.

    34. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by alx5000 · · Score: 1

      I hope not to get moderated redundant, but I'd like to thank you as well. Brilliant.

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    35. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by iabervon · · Score: 1

      I'm actually a programmer, although I was a TA when I was doing my master's. I suspect that I'd mostly fail as a lecturer, because if I happen not to be inspired for a particular lecture, I'd just have nothing to say. As a TA, I'd show up for my recitations and ask the class what they didn't understand from the lecture, and explain that, rather than trying to plan out what I was going to say. That worked well for that part of it (and is similar to this piece, actually), but wouldn't work at all if I were leading the class as a whole.

      Someday, I want something suitable in direction and such to contribute such things to.

    36. Re:I don't understand a thing :( by iabervon · · Score: 1

      I credit David Kelly at Hampshire College, where I went for a summer program during high school. There's a value to the jargon, which is that it's lossless compression for explanations, but you need to decompress it if you want it to be comprehensible. If your audience knows the jargon, it's quicker and clearer, but the jargon doesn't help at all for introducing new concepts.

  6. yet again by andreyvul · · Score: 1

    simplicity comes from complexity

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  7. Best quote from the article by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It's hard to figure out the secrets of the universe when you're trying to figure out where you and your girlfriend are going to sleep next month."

    I smell an XKCD comic approaching....
    1. Re:Best quote from the article by Bluesman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Since you asked:

      The author of the paper is claiming
      that E8 contains the Standard Model (SU(3)xSU(2)xU(1)),
      plus the symmetries belonging to gravity.
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                patterns in the floor tiles
                vanish.
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    2. Re:Best quote from the article by Bluesman · · Score: 1, Funny

      Damn slashdot formatting. Pretend that the bodies of the stick figures are shifted over to the left 1em.

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    3. Re:Best quote from the article by thermopile · · Score: 2, Funny

      So does your mom. With velociraptors. And Richard Stallman.

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    4. Re:Best quote from the article by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hopefully the next xkcd comic will be about slashdotters who do ascii art without even hitting preview. With velociraptors.

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    5. Re:Best quote from the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now you just made me cry

    6. Re:Best quote from the article by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      That's some sweet ascii-art right there!

      - RG>

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    7. Re:Best quote from the article by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Who cut off his hands and stapled them to his head?

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  8. Re:just a GUT feeling by Pulse_Instance · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know about string theory but there is no way he pulled it off without rope theory.

  9. Great. Just great. by Z80xxc! · · Score: 1

    Now I have to relearn everything. Just when I thought I was done with school...

  10. Huh? by ratguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think some people have an entirely different definition of 'Simple' than myself.

    1. Re:Huh? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      It probably is very simple compared to string theory. String theory has been around for about four decades or so and has continually gotten more complicated as time goes on. But theory is misused here because there's no experimental test or verification yet, so it's a very hairy complicated hypothesis.

    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he's making some sort of insider joke with this 'exceptionally simple', see first paragraph of: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E8_(mathematics)

    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      It being an "exceptionally simple" theory is a pun.
      It's built upon E8, which is the largest, most complicated (i.e. an exceptional case) finite simple Lie group.

    4. Re:Huh? by ratguy · · Score: 1

      Of course. Being a fan of Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal, I really should have caught the joke.

    5. Re:Huh? by porpnorber · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... finite simple Lie group.

      Can't be true.

      (Sorry.)

    6. Re:Huh? by focoma · · Score: 1

      So...it's a kind of lie?

      *duck*

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  11. FTFA by aproposofwhat · · Score: 4, Funny

    it does not require more than one dimension of time and three of space

    then...

    E8 encapsulates the symmetries of a geometric object that is 57-dimensional and is itself is 248-dimensional. Lisi says "I think our universe is this beautiful shape."

    Well, am I alone in thinking that invoking another 244 dimensions is rather excessive?

    Especially when an extension of spinor theory to only 6 dimensions (3 time, 3 space) looks to provide a more elegant explanation?

    Sorry, surfer dude - you fail it!

    ;)

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    1. Re:FTFA by Carnildo · · Score: 4, Informative

      The algebra is 248-dimensional. The universe is still only 3+1-dimensional.

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    2. Re:FTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Warning: grossly inaccurate and oversimplified.

      He's not saying space has 248 dimensions, he's describing the geometry of a polygon. If you read the paper, he's only invoking 3 spatial dimensions and one time dimension to define our universe.

      Let's say you've got a cube, and each corner of the cube represents the properties of a subatomic particle. You can have a total of 8 subatomic particles and you can create a direct line between any point on the cube and any other.

      E8 is a 248-dimensional set of lines connecting the points of a 57-dimensional imaginary object. What he has done is merge the E8 "object" with the various subatomic particles and used the remaining unassigned points to predict the features of those particles we have yet to detect. In essence, he's created a math representation of a periodic table of subatomic particles.

      People with Ph.D's in mathematics aren't expected to understand the theory. People with Ph.D's in particle physics aren't expected to understand the theory.

      Quite frankly, there's a serious audience of around one hundred people on the planet that can actually grasp what he's saying, and they seem to be divided about it and its ramifications.

      ~ J. Barrett

    3. Re:FTFA by shreevatsa · · Score: 1

      E8 encapsulates the symmetries of a geometric object that is 57-dimensional [...] Note that this does not say anything about the universe. We can imagine a particular object that is 57-dimensional, and work out all its symmetries -- the object's symmetry group. (For example, the set of all symmetries of a (two-dimensional) equilateral triangle is a group with six elements (or three, if you only allow rotations). Similarly the group E8 is the set of symmetries of a certain 57-dimensional object.

      [...] and is itself is 248-dimensional This is the dimension of the group E8 itself. It has nothing to do with the dimension of the universe, but is the dimension of the manifold that E8 can be viewed as. So yeah, as the other commenter said, the universe still has 3+1 dimensions in this theory (according to the quote, at least).
    4. Re:FTFA by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
      I thought it was 10-dimensional.

      Oh, wait, that's String Theory...

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    5. Re:FTFA by aliquis · · Score: 1

      No matter how much I do prefer it's something I can grasp (universe that is) it's kind of sad eventually knowing this is all we got and there is nothing more to it and never will be, atleast if it will all die out some day.

    6. Re:FTFA by TheEmptySet · · Score: 1

      The universe is still only 3+1-dimensional.


      Really? And even if this is 'true', the 248 dimensions of E_8 are used to explain the symmetries of fields in the universe, not as a model for the universe itself. A simple example of what I mean is the following. The surface of a sphere is two dimensional, but the group of rotations you can perform on it is three dimensional. If I really wanted to I could create an E_8 principle bundle on the sphere (representing some kind of generalised fields) which would trivially have at least E_8 symmetry group.
    7. Re:FTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know? Is it really that simple?
      The fact that your perception is only 3-dimensional and you are able to meassure time?
      We can't prove that these 3+1 dimensions are the only ones.
      On the other hand there is no proof of the other 244 dimensions as well.

      now back to my totally normal 3-dimensional coffee ;-)
      Should be drinkeable by now, because we moved along the 4th dimension long enough now *confused*

    8. Re:FTFA by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "People with Ph.D's in mathematics aren't expected to understand the theory. People with Ph.D's in particle physics aren't expected to understand the theory.

      Quite frankly, there's a serious audience of around one hundred people on the planet that can actually grasp what he's saying, and they seem to be divided about it and its ramifications."

      But what about People with both? :)

    9. Re:FTFA by soliptic · · Score: 1

      I think that's exactly what he meant :)

    10. Re:FTFA by c0rN_g0aT · · Score: 1

      Linelander would say that the universe is 1+1-dimensional.

      Flatlander would say that the universe is 2+1-dimensional.

      You say that the universe is 3+1-dimensional.

      Hmmm...............

  12. Huh? Wat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    42.

    1. Re:Huh? Wat? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

      42.
      I'm sorry, what was the question again?
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    2. Re:Huh? Wat? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      42.

      I'm sorry, what was the question again?

      Lemme get back to you in about 5 billion years...

      AFTER I've had coffee...

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    3. Re:Huh? Wat? by ducklord · · Score: 1

      It's a Lie!

    4. Re:Huh? Wat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is 6 by 9?

  13. Is it just me... by Saint_Waldo · · Score: 1

    ...or does that guy bear an unsettling resemblance to Jeff Gannon/Guckert?

  14. Huh by edwardpickman · · Score: 5, Funny

    So it's not 42?

    1. Re:Huh by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Oh its forty-two all right for correct vaules of E, which would seems likely to be 5.25.

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    2. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, it has 248 dimensions, there has to be a 42 in there somewhere.

    3. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, its 248, only off by 206, anyone could make a mistake like that... really.

  15. He's to Physics what Slava Pestov is to PLT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Garrett Lisi is to Physics what Slava Pestov is to the study of programming language theory: young blood with new theories that will greatly challenge the status quo. Slava Pestov's Factor programming language is essentially the GUT of the PLT domain. It ties together functional programming, stack based programming, imperative programming, OO programming, and even constraint-based programming into one small, tidy package. In short, it is the one and the only.

    1. Re:He's to Physics what Slava Pestov is to PLT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Slava Pestov, is that you?

    2. Re:He's to Physics what Slava Pestov is to PLT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That can't be Slava. He didn't make a snide comment about Java.

    3. Re:He's to Physics what Slava Pestov is to PLT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just hilarious, and it's clearly Slava himself - living in his dream world.
      Sorry to burst your bubble but Factor is yet another irrelevant language built by the nerds - for the nerds.
      Not to mention that your ridiculous atrocity against Java *proves* how far you are from the real genii.

  16. For the non-mathematicians by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 5, Informative

    A set is a collection of things, such as the integers are a set of numbers.

    A group is a set with an operation (and a couple of extra properties), such as the integers under addition.

    The set of a symmetry group is the set of operations that you can perform to an object and have the object remain unchanged. For example, for an equilateral triangle, rotating it by 120 and 240 degrees leaves you with a triangle. So does flipping it around any of its three axes. Add the identity operation, which leaves the triangle untouched and you have the symmetry set for an equilateral triangle. Add an operation and you have a symmetry group.

    The U(1) group is the group of all unitary, 1-dimensional operations that leave the inner (dot) product invariant.

    The SU(2) group is the group of all unitary, 2-dimensional operations that leave the inner (dot) product invariant and have a determinant of 1.

    The SU(3) group is the group of all unitary, 3-dimensional operations that leave the inner (dot) product invariant and have a determinant of 1.

    The Standard Model obeys the symmetry found by combining the three above groups: SU(3)xSU(2)xU(1).

    E8 is another group with some special properties. The author of the paper is claiming that E8 contains the Standard Model (SU(3)xSU(2)xU(1)), plus the symmetries belonging to gravity.

    1. Re:For the non-mathematicians by OzRoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      I still don't understand. Are you able to use a Car Analogy?

    2. Re:For the non-mathematicians by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 5, Funny

      Say you're Jay Leno. All of the classic cars in your garage forms a set.

      If you swap two cars, that operation with the set of cars forms a group.

      Maybe all of your cars are red. Then swapping any two doesn't change the pattern of colors in your garage. You have a color symmetry.

      Happy? =)

    3. Re:For the non-mathematicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this some kind of gang language because last time I checked a set was a group of things looking to get ahead in life collectively through non traditional means and the last time I checked a group as a set with an operation is an interesting way of talking about a big money scheme and then you follow all of that up with some other gangish jargon that I am not familiar with though I am usually familiar without anyone around.

      The more people that are around me the less familiar I become and the less people that are around me the more familiar I become.

      Ya digg?

      www.whatisearth.com

    4. Re:For the non-mathematicians by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Does this simplified theory of everything run Linux? Or come in Beowulf clusters?

    5. Re:For the non-mathematicians by jamesh · · Score: 0

      Happy? =)

      NO!!!

      Your analogy works just fine if you're Jay Leno, but what if you're not??? Also, there are probably several persons on this Earth named Jay Leno. How do we know which one you are referring to?
    6. Re:For the non-mathematicians by forkazoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I still don't understand. Are you able to use a Car Analogy?


      The U(1) group is the group of all unitary, unicycles that leave the inner (dot) product invariant.

      The SU(2) group is the group of all unitary, motorcycles that leave the inner (dot) product invariant and have a determinant of 1.

      The SU(3) group is the group of all unitary, 3-wheeled novelty cars that leave the inner (dot) product invariant and have a determinant of 1.
    7. Re:For the non-mathematicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, as it runs our universe, which runs your computer, which should run Linux (you must use MS notepad for 5 days if this is not the case, as punishment), thus, E8 runs Linux.

    8. Re:For the non-mathematicians by Enlightenment · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't you have to include the operation where you just do nothing (i.e. the identity operation)?

    9. Re:For the non-mathematicians by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1
      You forgot about the SU(V) group which is the group of all unitary, 4 wheeled vehicles that leave the inner(peace) product invariably at Zero and have a determined Soccer Mom.

      Living in Boulder, this should come naturally to you since you are Between the Mountains and Reality(TM).

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    10. Re:For the non-mathematicians by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

      Identity operation is definitely one element of any group.

    11. Re:For the non-mathematicians by TuringTest · · Score: 3, Funny

      there are probably several persons on this Earth named Jay Leno. How do we know which one you are referring to? The master spoke: 'That's why we call it a symmetry'.
      The apprentice was enlightened.
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    12. Re:For the non-mathematicians by hey · · Score: 1

      SUV = SU(3)xSU(2)xU(1).

      Where SUV is the standard model from Ford.

    13. Re:For the non-mathematicians by ilyanov · · Score: 1

      E8 is another group with some special properties. The author of the paper is claiming that E8 contains the Standard Model (SU(3)xSU(2)xU(1)), plus the symmetries belonging to gravity. And what are those symmetries belonging to gravity?
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  17. Understandable Description by Ghoser777 · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://aimath.org/E8/e8.html

    I found this site easier to understand than the wikipedia link. I warned my trig students about higher dimensions - wait till I tell them about 8-d vectors, they'll love it!

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    1. Re:Understandable Description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good job. High school students need to know about the dangers of meddling with higher dimensions. It would be a total bummer if a sophomore misplaced a bracket and caused reality as we know it to wink out of existence.

    2. Re:Understandable Description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, my Numeric Transmission teacher at the university used to say that you can achieve a higher efficiency when you really crank up the number of dimensions used to transmit a signal... say something about 2^17, 2^18 dimensions... have fun with 262144-d vectors!

  18. PDF by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Informative
    Really that's all I wanted (complete with useless filename and all - 'An Exceptionally Simple Theory of Everything.pdf' - copy/paste)

    here's the abstract for those wondering if they should download it:

    Abstract: All fields of the standard model and gravity are unified as an E8 principal bundle
    connection. A non-compact real form of the E8 Lie algebra has G2 and F4 subalgebras which
    break down to strong su(3), electroweak su(2) x u(1), gravitational so(3,1), the frame-Higgs,
    and three generations of fermions related by triality. The interactions and dynamics of these
    1-form and Grassmann valued parts of an E8 superconnection are described by the curvature
    and action over a four dimensional base manifold.


    Although it is chock full of pretty pictures as well. If he's right, somebody is going to do a story about how the Star of David came to be important (Ezekiel's Wheel?) and want to talk to those soldiers who saw the ship in the woods in Britain that was decorated with a complex pattern with triangles in the middle.

    OK, enough mindless rambling...

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    1. Re:PDF by Burz · · Score: 2, Informative

      For those who may be interested, an interview and a couple of online discussions with Garrett Lisi participating:

      http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=179527

      http://backreaction.blogspot.com/2007/08/garrett-lisis-inspiration.html

  19. E8's Dimensions by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Underlying any symmetrical object, such as a sphere, is a Lie group. Balls, cylinders or cones are familiar examples of symmetric three-dimensional objects. Today's feat rests on the drive by mathematicians to study symmetries in higher dimensions. E8 is the symmetries of a geometric object that is 57-dimensional. E8 itself is 248-dimensional. Ha! Take that, 11-dimensional Supergravity SuperString M-Theory!
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    1. Re:E8's Dimensions by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 4, Funny

      We shouldn't be surprised if string theory turns out to be false ... according to this, it's *all* a pack of Lies.

    2. Re:E8's Dimensions by Dastardly · · Score: 1

      The math is 248 dimensional but the Universe described by the math has 3 space and 1 time dimension. Better than String Theory which requires extra real dimensions.

    3. Re:E8's Dimensions by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      You haven't seen my apartment. I'm praying someone will find extra dimensions I can use for storage.

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    4. Re:E8's Dimensions by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      We shouldn't be surprised if string theory turns out to be false ... according to this, it's *all* a pack of Lies.


      Not true. Its only one Lie, it just happens to be a really big one.

    5. Re:E8's Dimensions by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      IMO String theory has always been a round peg square hole problem.

      It's always seemed to me that by sheer force of will the people involved have been trying to force a mathematical solution onto the problem. Not in the normal sense of looking for math that describes the problem, but taking a specific set of math and forcing it onto the problem of unified theory. Even when experiments show it's wrong, rather than abandon they just modify the theory so it accounts for the new "evidence". It's always felt like they have their red round peg of a solution and they keep forcing it into the square hole of the answer and when someone shows them the gap on the corner they pull out a knife and carve another round peg and paint it blue instead of red and pretend it solved the problem and that the peg now fits the hole. In looking at history I don't really see that ever happening, the real discoveries that have been made were found by people developing either new math that answers the problem or finding existing math that describes the situation rather than assuming an answer (strings) and then developing math that explains the assumed answer but only marginally is related to the real answer.

      I don't know if that makes a lot of sense, but I've always felt that string theory just wasn't right, no matter how much they modify it to fit the evidence it seems every test anyone makes of the theory invalidates it or doesn't disprove it but doesn't validate it either. It's always felt as I said, as if it's a round peg they are trying to fit into a square hole.

    6. Re:E8's Dimensions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the abstract indicates it's a bundle of Lies.

  20. A breakthrough? by nthwaver · · Score: 1

    Just from reading the previous /. articles, it seems that the people working on E8 all along expected it to be applied to theoretical physics and a GUT (grand unified theory). I don't understand how it can be called his original idea and thus a breakthrough. Can anyone explain?

    1. Re:A breakthrough? by nonsequitor · · Score: 1

      I don't understand how it can be called his original idea and thus a breakthrough.
      He thanks a dozen other scientists at the end, all other non-string theory people. I would imagine that they were in touch with the international team that solved the E8 geometry. He's a particle physicist and the E8 guys all math dudes, he has a very extensive bibliography as well, but I think that there might be some protocol in the science world for who gets credit for what. From the reactions I was reading in physics blogs earlier, none of the science community were questioning his originality, since he added the particle physics to the mix. Plus I noticed a lot of new names in theorems he cited, presumably named after some of the E8 group (they're new to me anyway). IANAPP, so all of this is just idle speculation.
  21. New Scientist is a rag by Dogun · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Seriously. Stop posting stories from New Scientist. Or articles in other publications on New Scientist articles.

  22. I think it's some sort of ad. by mrbluze · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can someone explain to me what E8 is? The wikipedia article left me with more questions than answers :(

    Simply put, it's a complex dimensional algebra with lots of non-trivial, commutative degrees of freedom. It features symmetry groups, conjugation and adjoint representation, and comes with a free manifold which displays automorphism - so it can neatly fit into any space. For a small extra fee, we'll throw in some Vogon Polynomials and a Spin(16) (Z/Z2) which, fundamentally, gets your clothes drier, quicker. The best thing about the E8 is it's R8 Root System(TM), which, with the use of Euclidean Space Vectors is guaranteed(*) to make sure you don't get octonions on your breath. And if you order now, we'll send you a bonus 8x6 photo of Jacques Tits.

    But honestly, I foud the wikipedia article pretty useless too. I'm not nerd enough.

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    1. Re:I think it's some sort of ad. by FiniteElementalist · · Score: 1

      Don't feel too discouraged. I was a badass at abstract algebra I in college and I still have only a little idea of what is going on in that wikipedia page.

    2. Re:I think it's some sort of ad. by PresidentEnder · · Score: 1

      I'm in Abstract Algebra 1 at the moment. I get the feeling it makes more sense after Algebra 2.

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    3. Re:I think it's some sort of ad. by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      I think you have to get through grad school to start to get a handle on it...

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    4. Re:I think it's some sort of ad. by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      I admit I'm rather undereducated, having only learned a bit of calculus way back in the Stone Age. You know, before ipods. I downloaded the PDF, This stuff is way over my head. It'll be interesting to see what kind of experiments he's planning on trying to prove the theory, though. Especially the gravity part...

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    5. Re:I think it's some sort of ad. by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      You seem to be confused about the meaning of the word "simply."

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    6. Re:I think it's some sort of ad. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Simply put, it's a complex dimensional algebra with lots of non-trivial, commutative degrees of freedom.

      Oh! *smacks self on forehead*

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    7. Re:I think it's some sort of ad. by Darby · · Score: 1


      I'm in Abstract Algebra 1 at the moment. I get the feeling it makes more sense after Algebra 2.


      Ahhh, so you can solve it by regular induction and don't have to go transfinite.

  23. New Theory Of Everything by jagdish · · Score: 1

    Maybe we can call it Everything2.

    1. Re:New Theory Of Everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You meant Everything 2.0? (Now with superpowers!)

  24. Well, let's see...42 has no infinities. That makes it better than a lot of the theories out there.

    And it has as much experimental evidence to back it up as most of the other theories have.

  25. If the LHC experiments prove him right... by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ... by discovering the previously-unpredicted particles that his paper predicts, especially of the properties of the new particles match the predictions, then there is no doubt whatsoever that he'll win the Nobel Prize in Physics.

    Back in the day, I thought I might win the Nobel when I grew up. But life intervened; as of this month I have twenty years as a software engineer. I'm sick to death of it. But I'm not going back to Physics - download the tracks in my sig, and you can help me go back to school to study musical composition.

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    1. Re:If the LHC experiments prove him right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If the LHC experiments prove him right..

      I kinda feel like THC experiments are the only way to understand any of this.

    2. Re:If the LHC experiments prove him right... by sbillard · · Score: 1

      by discovering the previously-unpredicted particles that his paper predicts, especially of the properties of the new particles match the predictions, then there is no doubt whatsoever that he'll win the Nobel Prize in Physics.

      Now re-read that with the voice of "Sylvester the Cat".

  26. Exceptionally simple? by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 0

    Adding 20 new, unobserved, unproven particles makes for an "exceptionally simple" theory? Wonder what Occam would say about that.

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    1. Re:Exceptionally simple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      He'd say Great, cause if we can detect those particles, now knowing what to look for, this theory will start to be validated.

    2. Re:Exceptionally simple? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Given that there's around 400 elementary particles already, including some we haven't observed yet, the Razor isn't going to cut very well here.

    3. Re:Exceptionally simple? by Dastardly · · Score: 1

      No, 222 particles which he takes to 240 because the math has places for those extra particles, it is more complex to try to explain why there are places that should have particles that do not.

      I like end of the paper though where, to paraphrase, because he predicts those particles there are only two options. Success or spectacular failure.

    4. Re:Exceptionally simple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Occam would be thrilled to see an exceptionally complex set of observations be compressed into a relatively simple theoretical frame work.

    5. Re:Exceptionally Simple? by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Subalgebras, lie algebra!!! What class do you get that math?

      That level of math class is not identified by the standard three-digit code, but instead an n-dimensional Riemannian manifold. The prerequisite for taking any of them is that you have to be able to figure out how to represent the class' identifier on your sign-up sheet for the quarter.

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    6. Re:Exceptionally simple? by tsotha · · Score: 1

      He might say "let's start smashing stuff together and see if they exist."

    7. Re:Exceptionally Simple? by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

      The University of Oregon catalog mentions lie algebras under "Advanced Algebra 681/682/683," so I guess it's graduate-level abstract algebra.

    8. Re:Exceptionally simple? by ColaMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Adding 20 new, unobserved, unproven particles makes for an "exceptionally simple" theory? Wonder what Occam would say about that.

      I dunno, but the guy(s) who worked out the periodic table would likely approve:

      (Dmitri taps his newly formed periodic table)

      "Hmmm. Looks like some element should fit here."

      (20 years later)

      "Hey look! We've just discovered germanium, and it fits *right there*"

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    9. Re:Exceptionally simple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they exist, Occam would say WOW!

    10. Re:Exceptionally simple? by TobiasTheCommie · · Score: 1

      Removing moderation, hit "offtopic" by mistake

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    11. Re:Exceptionally simple? by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

      I like end of the paper though where, to paraphrase, because he predicts those particles there are only two options. Success or spectacular failure. Although it is more like: spectacular success or failure.
    12. Re:Exceptionally simple? by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Adding 20 new, unobserved, unproven particles makes for an "exceptionally simple" theory? Wonder what Occam would say about that.
      Please remember that William of Ockham was concerned with situations where none of the upshots looked likely, and was resolving between several severely complex explanations. Sure, adding 20 particles to our set of several hundred may sound unlikely, but compare that to a model that requires sixteen dimensions, and suddenly the scales don't look quite so unbalanced.

      To compare a theory to the current belief is admirable, but in so doing, you do actually need to look critically at the current belief.
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    13. Re:Exceptionally simple? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Eh, could be. I don't know what the count is up to. But those extra particles can come with a benefit, a simpler gauge invariance structure.

  27. I'm not sold yet by JustCallMeRich · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm just waiting for Dvorak to denounce it. That'll be proof enough for me.

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    1. Re:I'm not sold yet by mctk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, Netcraft confirms it.

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  28. This is most likely BS. Please see here. by Sarusa · · Score: 5, Informative

    Please see what a real physicist thinks of this. There's always a chance that he's stumbled onto something awesome of course, but odds are low. Basically he takes some stuff that looks cool and extracts physics from it in various ways.

    http://motls.blogspot.com/2007/11/exceptionally-simple-theory-of.html

    'That's pretty cute! :-) The author is not constrained by any old "conventions" and simply adds Grassmann fields together with ordinary numbers i.e. bosons with fermions, one-forms with spinors and scalars. He is just so skillful that he can add up not only apples and oranges but also fields of all kinds you could ever think of. Every high school senior excited about physics should be able to see that the paper is just a long sequence of childish misunderstandings.'

    1. Re:This is most likely BS. Please see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh... well the guy does have a Ph.D in theoretical physics from UC San Diego.

    2. Re:This is most likely BS. Please see here. by BoChen456 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Thats what unifying physics is all about. Coming up with one theory to explain everything that used to take multiple, completely unrelated theories to explain

      By your analogy, he is showing that apples and oranges are really just different types of fruits.

      The best example I can think of is Maxwell's electro-magnetism equations. It might seem obvious today, but it was an amazing breakthrough to realise that electrical fields, currents and magnetism were really just two sides of the same coin. Most lay people of that time must have thought it was a childish misunderstanding to relate lightning and what makes a compass work

      I can't speak for whether the theory is flawed or not, but I think you're a little too quick to dismiss it based on high school seniors knowledge.

    3. Re:This is most likely BS. Please see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      No offense to the OP, but Lubos Motl is well known by he physics community to be the academic equivalent of a hate monger. Sure, he's done some decent physics work, but he's pretty much impossible to work with and is instantly dismissive of anyone who doesn't follow the same path as him. And no one outside his circle of friends really listens to him all that much since he has a habit of not looking to carefully at the work of those he is criticizing.

      So I wouldn't pay attention to Lubos when he says that someone is a crackpot and their ideas aren't feasible. A lot of physicists just look at his comments as free publicity because if Lubos is criticizing it, it usually means that he feels threatened by it, therefore, it could have some promise if it at least got his attention.

    4. Re:This is most likely BS. Please see here. by quarrelinastraw · · Score: 5, Informative
      The blog you linked to is a string theorist basically bitching about people who don't like string theory. Basically, someone insulted his religion and he's getting whiney.

      Here's what he says about Lee Smolin, author of The Trouble with Physics

      Smolin is a mediocre, slow thinker with a bad memory, below-average imagination, bad ability to focus and investigate details, and with kindergarten ideas - it is always hard to tell whether he is just joking when he talks about his childish ideas or whether he is serious - who is unable to learn the state-of-the-art physics at the technical level and who has never written a paper that would remain both valid as well as important among physicists who know their field for more than 10 minutes.... Here's what he says about his beloved string theory:

      It's very clear that if someone dislikes string theory, she or he must dislike most of modern theoretical physics, too (Lee Smolin certainly does!). It's because string theory is nothing else than the crown, unification, or culmination of modern theoretical physics and all of its crucial results, insights, methods, principles, and values.

      No true academic speaks that way about any idea, whether he disagrees with it or not. That's not science, that's fanboi-ism.

    5. Re:This is most likely BS. Please see here. by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow, nice quotes. I think you nailed it with the "fanboi-ism" charge. And as a bonus, if in the second paragraph you replace "string theory" with "BSD" and "physics" with "operating systems", it still makes sense.

      It's very clear that if someone dislikes BSD, she or he must dislike most of modern operating systems, too (Lee Smolin certainly does!). It's because BSD is nothing else than the crown, unification, or culmination of modern operating systems and all of its crucial results, insights, methods, principles, and values.

      See? Gentoo, Linux, or anything else with fanboys. Try it with "PS3" and "gaming consoles", or any other combo. ;)

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    6. Re:This is most likely BS. Please see here. by Neo+Quietus · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's kind of eerie how well it works. I propose we work on a "United Fanboi-ism Theory" that will integrate all possible "fanboyisms" into one giant, multidimensional formula.

    7. Re:This is most likely BS. Please see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Lubos Motl is a "real" physicist? No true scotsman fallacy, anyone? Hell, do your research: Garrett Lisi has a Ph., D. in physics! http://sifter.org/~aglisi/Physics/CV.html He clearly isn't a "real" physicist, whatever that is supposed to mean (perhaps if Garrett spent more time performing intellectual masturbation and doing things like "debunking" global warming while comparing himself to Richard Feynman, then Garret would become a "real" physicist).

      If anyone is interested in Garrett's reply to Motl's ad hominems, here it is: http://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=1496330&postcount=14

      This is actually a relatively interesting approach, but I'm skeptical about the predictions of 20 new particles Garrett's theory makes. Ultimately it's up to experiment, as opposed to (say) a string of insults a maundering Harvard professor makes, that determines whether or not this theory is false or not.

    8. Re:This is most likely BS. Please see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To a lay-person like me, that blog entry mostly looks like ad hominems and ego bolstering. Do you have any rebuttals that spend less time childishly attacking the person who came up with the theory and more time refuting the theory itself?

    9. Re:This is most likely BS. Please see here. by Enlightenment · · Score: 1

      Ha. Yeah right. No one would be that bullish about the PS3, of all things!

    10. Re:This is most likely BS. Please see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No true academic speaks that way about any idea, whether he disagrees with it or not.

      His ad-hominem attacks certainly betray a non-scientific mind. His falling in love of a dying down area (string theory) betray lack of scientific foresight.

    11. Re:This is most likely BS. Please see here. by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      It's very clear that if someone dislikes Large Breasts, she or he must dislike most Women, too (Lee Smolin certainly does!). It's because Large Breasts are nothing else than the crown, unification, or culmination of Women and all of its crucial results, insights, methods, principles, and values.

      There, fixed that for you. :-)

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    12. Re:This is most likely BS. Please see here. by l3ert · · Score: 1

      Lee Smolin is one cranky dude.

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    13. Re:This is most likely BS. Please see here. by moogied · · Score: 1

      Having roomed with several blooming physics majors lately.. I can tell you one thing about physicist. They are close minded fools. A very high majority of them. It is the way the book says, or nothing. There is no inbetween. Which I always found odd considering every 30 years or so physics seems to go "Oh shit... we were wrong."

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    14. Re:This is most likely BS. Please see here. by Cally · · Score: 1

      Please see what a real physicist thinks of this. Riiiight... because Lee Smolin's a dilettante who fiddles around with a perpetual motion machine in his garage at the weekend.
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    15. Re:This is most likely BS. Please see here. by Fallen+Seraph4 · · Score: 1
      What intentional flamebait. In case you didn't notice Motl just launches a bunch of personal attacks on Lisi, and then makes inaccurate claims as to why Lisi is wrong.
      But then again, that's all he ever does. So I suppose there's not really any reason to be surprised.
      Here's what Lisi said in rebuttal to Motl's tripe:

      First he makes two statements that are blatantly wrong, and uses these to justify saying there's no physics in the paper. Then he attacks the physics in the paper. Heh. His only rational attack is based on the Coleman-Mandula theorem, the abstract of which he kindly provides a link to, but evidently didn't read, since the first assumption of the C-M theorem is stated there in the abstract, and doesn't apply in the case at hand, as stated in the paper. The only other arguments he employs are ad hominem, based on my association with other non-string researchers who I am proud to call colleagues.
  29. Lubos Motl by Neon+Aardvark · · Score: 0

    This is garbage. Pure and simple.

    For eg., look at Lubos Motl's blog entry on the subject:http://motls.blogspot.com/

    A media-frenzy over horseshit that makes precisely zero sense.

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    1. Re:Lubos Motl by OzRoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wouldn't dismiss it yet. This is only one person.

      Would you completely dismiss some new IT products because Steve Balmer speaks out calling it garbage? Probably not.

      If lots of other people also spoke out calling it garbage then you might start paying attention. Now I don't know if this guy is the Steve Balmer of the physics community or not, but I know nothing about him so why should I trust his word over some other guy I know nothing about either?

    2. Re:Lubos Motl by Neon+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      A better analogy would be an expert in C pointing out a glaring flaw in the logic of someone's source code.

      Predicting the success/failure of a product is more of an art than a science, whereas physics is most assuredly a science, and Motl is a very knowledgeable physicist.

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    3. Re:Lubos Motl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Motl is NOT a knowledgeable phsysicist, or he wouldn't be trying to use Coleman-Mandula to argue against a theory with grassman components (see Haag-Lopuszanski-Sohnius). He doesn't show any signs of having even tried to understand the math in the paper, he's strung a bunch of words together in the hope that it will keep some people from noticing string theory is wearing no clothes.

    4. Re:Lubos Motl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you expect from the clown that supported those two French Ph.D. frauds whose theses consisted of a bunch of jargon? Lubos Motl is a priest, not a scientist. That's probably why he's rotting in some Czech ghetto and not at Harvard anymore.

    5. Re:Lubos Motl by dave420 · · Score: 1

      That guy's crackers. Have you read what he says about String Theory? It's insane. It's like it's his baby or something. His opinion of this new theory matters not to its accuracy.

    6. Re:Lubos Motl by servognome · · Score: 1

      whereas physics is most assuredly a science
      I would argue theoretical physics has become the art of manipulating math to create interesting possibilities which may or may not have any grounding in reality.
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  30. Pure Maths by BovineSpirit · · Score: 5, Funny
    From Wikipedia:

    The designation E8 comes from Wilhelm Killing and Élie Cartan's classification of the complex simple Lie algebras, which fall into four infinite families labeled An, Bn, Cn, Dn, and five exceptional cases labeled E6, E7, E8, F4, and G2. The E8 algebra is the largest and most complicated of these exceptional cases, and is often the last case of various theorems to be proved.
    "complex simple Lie algebras"?

    Mathematics needs some new words, I think. And they need to stop using 'simple' in this kind of context. What about; instead of 'simple' they use 'mindbogglingly complicated' and instead of 'complex', 'totally headfucking' making the statement a more accurate 'totally headfucking mindboggleing complicated Lie algebras'.

    1. Re:Pure Maths by Ginnungagap42 · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points. Not only funny, but true.

    2. Re:Pure Maths by pensano · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ha! I agree.

      -Garrett

    3. Re:Pure Maths by Ibag · · Score: 1

      I realize that you are joking, but the terminology actually makes a lot of sense in the right context. "Complex" refers to the fact that you are looking at something defined with respect to the complex numbers. "Simple" refers to the fact that it isn't built out of smaller pieces in some particular way.

      In some sense, it is a shame that mathematicians have turned standard words into technical terms, because people can't look at phrases and instantly say "Oh, that's just jargon, I shouldn't try to understand it." We should take a cue from physicists in that respect*. On the other hand, the misappropriation of language done here is far less worse than what comes out of the marketing department at Microsoft (or anywhere else, for that matter).

      *I once tried to read a string theory paper that was cited by a math paper, and I couldn't get a page in before giving up. Instead of saying that variables commute or commute up to a sign (anti-commute), they threw around terms like fermionic and bosonic. After that, things just got weird. I guess it come from the same kind of thinking that leads to people saying "not commenting code means your company can't afford to fire you"?

    4. Re:Pure Maths by LumenPlacidum · · Score: 1

      Mathematics *definitely* needs some new words. Look up the word "homogeneous" and you'll see what I mean. There are ~9 different (and in most cases totally unrelated) meanings for that word in mathematics and then there are other meanings in statistics.

      Then, in addition to the lack of vocabulary to draw from, mathematicians also seem to take a funny perspective on meanings. For example, "normal" is used to refer to subgroups that exhibit special properties.

    5. Re:Pure Maths by siwelwerd · · Score: 1

      What could be more simple than a group with the minimal number of normal subgroups?

    6. Re:Pure Maths by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      I think part of the reason is that mathematicians are abusive bastards. How could they suck you into trying to read that if they'd used 'totally headfucking mindboggleing complicated Lie algebras'? Now he's probably reading /. and laughing at every person who says wtf?? And the other mathematicians are patting him on the back and going 'good one, wish I'd thought of it,' which is probably one way to gain respect in the field.
      Or, to put it another way, mathematicians like to make psychologists cry.

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    7. Re:Pure Maths by Lucidus · · Score: 1

      I had a true Slashdot moment when I read your post and realized who the poster was, so I spent some time on your blog. (I hope your server survives!) It does my heart good to know that someone has lived life as you have. Bravo, sir! (I do find it surprising that you seem to understand math and physics and life all at once. How did that happen?)

      Anyway, it's an honor to be in your (virtual) company.

    8. Re:Pure Maths by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Conflation of terms like "complex" and "simple" doesn't hold a candle, at least in my book, to the mathematician's perverse pleasure in naming things after people instead of giving them descriptive names. Maybe it's their version of job security, similar to how case law makes the legal profession completely unapproachable by the layperson.

    9. Re:Pure Maths by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

      You need to start thinking more like a mathematician: in math, "complex" typically means "having a real part and an imaginary part", not "the opposite of simple".

      Mathematicians tend to say "trivial" where you and I might say "simple" and "nontrivial" where we might say "complex". For "totally headfucking" the proper phrase is "decidedly nontrivial".

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  31. Would've been nicer if you said... by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Stephen Hawking and Chuck Norris met... Chuck Norris got his ass handed to him.

    That would've been far more credible than Einstein... whom, I believe was long dead by the time Norris was conceived.

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    1. Re:Would've been nicer if you said... by nuzak · · Score: 2, Informative

      That would've been far more credible than Einstein... whom, I believe was long dead by the time Norris was conceived.

      Chuck's an old dude! IMDB says for Chuck Norris: Date of Birth: 10 March 1940, Ryan, Oklahoma, USA

      Wikipedia says for Albert Einstein: March 14, 1879 - April 18, 1955

      So we've got at latest a 76-year-old Albert Einstein kicking the ass of a 15-year old Chuck Norris. Aw yeah.

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    2. Re:Would've been nicer if you said... by motomike · · Score: 2, Informative
      Chuck Norris: born 10 March, 1940.

      Albert Einstein: died 18 April, 1955.

      Granted, ol' Al would have been 61 years older than Chuck. But geez, is it really that hard to Google something before making an easily-checked claim like, "whom, I believe was long dead by the time Norris was conceived"?

      Kids these days.

    3. Re:Would've been nicer if you said... by bob.appleyard · · Score: 1

      What the guys above said.

      Aaaannd... Google's on Einstein's side.

      ** Ducks

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    4. Re:Would've been nicer if you said... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      You completely miss the "fake but accurate" angle that is part of "A New Theory of Journalism".

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    5. Re:Would've been nicer if you said... by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

      Chuck looks damn good for a 67 year old... damn good. Moves fast too. Interesting. Not that I won't believe it. Oh well, so much for good sarcasm and humor.

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    6. Re:Would've been nicer if you said... by illeism · · Score: 1

      Who knew that Madonna was such a badass?!

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  32. Help BadAnalogyGuy! by 7-Vodka · · Score: 1

    Hey, where is BadAnalogyGuy when you need him?

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    1. Re:Help BadAnalogyGuy! by Bluesman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't count on any help there. BadAnalogyGuy is like a leftover acorn in the summer, long after the bears have woken from hibernation.

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  33. Genius? by kaiynne · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the wiki article

    It was discovered by Wilhelm Killing (1888-1890). Man at 2 he had already mastered complex mathematics. To think what he could have done if his life had not been tragically cut short...
    1. Re:Genius? by gringer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thanks. I've just attempted to fix that, referencing your post...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=E8_(mathematics)&oldid=171798022

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    2. Re:Genius? by liquiddark · · Score: 1

      He would have made large sums of money. From which we get the synonym "make a killing, but die at the age of two, only to be remembered years later in half-assed attempts at humor".

    3. Re:Genius? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He would have made a Killing.

  34. What is this new unit? by viking80 · · Score: 4, Funny

    From TFA: "if written out in tiny print, would cover an area the size of Manhattan."
    Is that more than a LoC(Libraries of congress)?

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    1. Re:What is this new unit? by joto · · Score: 1

      >From TFA: "if written out in tiny print, would cover an area the size of Manhattan." Is that more than a LoC(Libraries of congress)?

      It is 60 GB, which is about 0.003 LoC (assuming the standard definition that 1 LoC def= 20 TB)

      Now can anyone try to work out what font-size the authors mean by "tiny"?

    2. Re:What is this new unit? by Puh · · Score: 1

      Someone is now missing a few decimals and I'm not saying it couldn't be me. But, Manhattan is 87 km2 which translates to 1,45 km2/GB, which is 1450000 m2/GB -> 1,45 m2/kB -> 1450 mm2/B so in decimal I think we get that times 0,64 for single digit so we have an area of 928 mm^2 or a square of 30 by 30 mm. Not exactly a tiny font. This is of course calculated with the time honored traditions of the hard disk makers where G probaly means 10^9. It could be that he meant to print it out in binary and actually also meant 2^30 which I think would mean a 12-by-12 mm square.

    3. Re:What is this new unit? by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 1

      Forget the Grand Unification Theory, we need a model that will convert values between Libraries of Congress, football fields, Volkswagen vans, and the state of Rhode Island.

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  35. It's not a solution, per se by pugugly · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If I'm reading this right anyway, which I may well not be.

    It's more a very good argument for what he thinks the solution will looks like. The mathematics is low enough that I can (barely) understand it well enough to follow the general argument, but certainly not well enough to be able to catch any oversights. But it's the first thing I've seen in a long time that looked simple enough I felt like I could hit the books and maybe get to a point where I *could* understand it properly. (He says, as if he's really done the last three or four things like that he promised himself he would do. My head exploded reading the first volume of "Art of Computer Programming" and I haven't got in gear to finish *that* yet either.)

    But it sure *looks* pretty.

    Pug

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  36. ok by nomadic · · Score: 1

    I was going to make an Alpha Centauri joke but it's been a long, sleep-deprived week so I'm drawing a blank. Anyone want to make up one for me?

    1. Re:ok by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      I made up a great joke but it will take 4 years to get here at the speed of light.

    2. Re:ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to make an Alpha Centauri joke but it's been a long, sleep-deprived week so I'm drawing a blank. Anyone want to make up one for me?

      You fail at Karma-Whoring.

  37. Management Speak by chill · · Score: 2, Funny

    He calls it "An Exceptionally Simple Theory of Everything", but it is based off of E8 mathematics -- ...a complex, eight-dimensional mathematical pattern with 248 points first found in 1887, but only fully understood by mathematicians this year after workings, that, if written out in tiny print, would cover an area the size of Manhattan.

    He must be using a form of the word "Simple" that I am not familiar with.

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    1. Re:Management Speak by BoChen456 · · Score: 1

      Its math speak actually. Well, math speak and a pun. He is talking about an exceptional Lie group that is also a simple Lie group. Both of which have exact mathematical definitions.

    2. Re:Management Speak by Safiiru · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, this seems about in line with how most mathematicians use the word "simple", at least in my experience.

    3. Re:Management Speak by domatic · · Score: 1

      I won't pretend to understand either the math or the physics involved but the following page has an EPS/PDF rendition of the E8 shape. It's fun to watch gv draw it. Acroread will render the PDF but it is slower than gv rendering the eps. Actually, now that I try it, gv is fast rendering either. Poppler based pdf readers seem to choke on it.

      http://aimath.org/E8/mcmullen.html

  38. Re:Fris(t st0p by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 1

    Slashdot trolls think they're some infamous, important, uber-annoying counter-culture. No one else really gives a damn about them since most people don't surf at level 0, and modding tends to handle Goatse links quickly. The only exceptions are the clever trolls that manage to occasionally get modded up, but they're a rare and generally completely separate breed.

  39. Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything by Atilla · · Score: 1

    Ah shit. The vogons will be here any time now to blow us all the fuck up.

    Good going, surfer dude.

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  40. Are you Lubos or something? by Liquidrage · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Lubos, on Bee's blog has shown himself to be nothing but an clown. He argues as if he's on the SA forums. When he did attempt to make a point he was quickly made to look like an asshat.

    Judging by the comments from others there, he certainly intelligent, but close minded, immature, and prone to lapses in judgment.

    1. Re:Are you Lubos or something? by physburn · · Score: 0
      Having the read the paper, understanding about 1/4 of it, when i came to http://motls.blogspot.com/2007/11/exceptionally-simple-theory-of.html Lubos Motl's comments about it, they pretty much reminded me of what i though while reading it, except Motl put it very stridantly. A.G Lisi puts the guage (spin-1) force particles in the same group (E8 of course) as the fermions (spin-1/2) particles. But his theory isn't supersymmetric so its not clear to me how he can unify the fermions and bosons. On the other hand, when http://backreaction.blogspot.com/2007/11/theoretically-simple-exception-of.html Sabine H, blog said he seems to make sense Lisi' model as a true but unused unification of fermions and bosons.

      Meanwhile Lisi, unifies gravity into the SM, in a very odd route, a single gravi-electric-weak model with a SO(7,1) group. Now gravity is supposed to be described by symmetries of space-time, while the electroweak force is supposed to be an internal symmetries of particles, and as Motls describes, a theorem called the Coleman-Mandula theorem proves that never the twain shall met.

      So what Lisi's work thus, is add up all the apples and all the oranges in known physics, put them in the same container, but not say anything about, why one thingy is an apple and the other is a orange.

      And of course, Lisi model has space left over, all the apples and oranges together don't full E8, instead they's space for another 20 particles, which he fills in on the diagrams, but says nothing about what they might do in practice, (these extra particles are colored, so i immediately worry if the're going to cause proton decay.)

      So far, Lisi's model doesn't seem to make any testible predictions, but its early days, and working through from a group and how particles fit in it, to actually physical predictions is a very long trek.

      In fact for some-one with a bit of knowledge of group theory, its not a deficult game to play, to take a group from mathematics and try and fill the known elementary particles in on it. In fact its so easy to do, i've done one myself, http://www.geocities.com/ch1rality/E8-E7-E6-F4.html starting from E8, and forming with 3 generations, some extra quark states, and just one extra neutrino.

      Why E8? E8 is every mathematians favourite group, there a lots of group that can have any size, just 5 special ones with unique sizes, E8, E7,E6,F4 and G2. And E8 is the biggest baddest group of the special lot.

    2. Re:Are you Lubos or something? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Also, everyone knows that the fermions arise as chiral multiplets and not vector multiplets: they are simply not and cannot be a part of the gauge bundle.

      Now I feel really bad. I didn't know that.

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    3. Re:Are you Lubos or something? by Liquidrage · · Score: 1

      You realize you just stated that Lisi's model says there's 20 more particles, then right after you say it doesn't make any testable predictions?

  41. Over and over by Ep0xi · · Score: 0

    no simple theory can be explained with numers and formulas.-

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  42. Why aging occurs... by bradbury · · Score: 0

    One might be able to come up with a "TOE" in physics, But it should be recognized that this is highly limited. It does not for example explain why aging occurs, something which also effects each of us.

    While it is highly interesting to understand how the universe works -- it would be equally interesting to understand precisely what kills each and every one of us -- so perhaps we could engineer solutions to it.

    So here are two questions in life -- "How is the Universe constructed?" and "Why does aging occur (and how can I stop it)"? I believe the importance of answers to the second far far outweigh answers to the first.

    The amount of energy and attention devoted to the first question seems to me to be far in excess of the amount of attention which should be devoted to the second.

    Robert

    1. Re:Why aging occurs... by paiute · · Score: 1

      One might be able to come up with a "TOE" in physics, But it should be recognized that this is highly limited. It does not for example explain why aging occurs, something which also effects each of us.

      While it is highly interesting to understand how the universe works -- it would be equally interesting to understand precisely what kills each and every one of us -- so perhaps we could engineer solutions to it.

      So here are two questions in life -- "How is the Universe constructed?" and "Why does aging occur (and how can I stop it)"? I believe the importance of answers to the second far far outweigh answers to the first.

      The amount of energy and attention devoted to the first question seems to me to be far in excess of the amount of attention which should be devoted to the second.

      Robert


      Just a guess, but if you were to total up all the money - public and private - spent on cosmology vs. that spent on biology, biology wins by a wide margin.

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    2. Re:Why aging occurs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding? A world without aging and death would be pure Hell. The absolute beauty of life is it's very fragility and its ephemeral nature.

    3. Re:Why aging occurs... by Xtravar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Aging occurs because getting old is not evolutionarily beneficial (on the genetic level) in the original environment.

      It's not so much that old age was selected against, it's that old age was not selected for. Obviously, as an organism grows older, its likely survival decreases due to predators, accidents, etc. Thus, those humans who had the gene "good health at old age" were just as likely to reproduce as those humans who did not have such a genetic advantage.

      This is easily demonstrated at the bottom of the food chain, where prey organisms have very short lifespans but reproduce in large quantities quickly.

      As to stopping aging, humans spend tons of effort and money on that (cosmetics, medicine), but it's not as simple as one quick fix, and short of genetically engineering our progeny, there's not going to be an immortal human.

      Further, many genes that deal with aging probably have negative consequences later in life. Simple example: When we're young and learning, rapid growth and pruning of our neural networks is beneficial, but such cellular behavior could be negative for functioning in society at a later age.

      In all honesty, I don't want to live forever. I want to get old and die, and I'd much rather know the secrets of the universe than work for hundreds of years and never retire. I think most people would agree - we all just want to age more comfortably.

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    4. Re:Why aging occurs... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      One might be able to come up with a "TOE" in physics, But it should be recognized that this is highly limited. It does not for example explain why aging occurs, something which also effects each of us.
      Aging is a simple formula: biological makeup + time. Biological makeup, genetics, et cetera, is very complex and impossible to completely understand, but it is very easy to find a host of operational characteristics of organisms which render them susceptible to damage as they are affected by entropy over time, in both general and specific cases. This is well-understood.

      Time, and the universal increase in entropy over time, is a lot more simple, but the actual reasons for time are not well-understood. This theory might eventually, in some later forms when it is more fully-understood, provide understanding for time.

      Now, if you want to do something to reverse or halt either, that's another matter entirely- and since it comes down to a bevy of engineering optimizations that Life has made over time through evolutionary processes, it's not trivial to reduce or reverse at all. In general, Life is not eternal because there tends to be a trade-off between long lifespans and reproductive prowess, and pursuing the latter at the expense of the former has proven fairly successful in many cases (witness insects, for instance). There are notable exceptions in Trees, but these are hardly the norm.

      Now, if you're talking metaphysical Reasons for aging (or life), please consult with your local priest, minister, rabbi, imam, guru or other religious leader as appropriate.

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    5. Re:Why aging occurs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You are allowed to age, just don't prevent me from trying to stop it. I'll never understand your point of view, if you or a loved one gets cancer, will you spout the same BS or will you do everything you can to stop it?


      Maybe you can only conceive of life as a short thing but some of us like life. Oh and it's == it is. Somehow I think that even if I could give you 500 more years you'd never learn that.

    6. Re:Why aging occurs... by YU5333021 · · Score: 1

      hah! Great post. I was going to moderate this discussion (unfortunately the topic seems to be flying over most of poster's heads, including mine, and we are left with 90% attempts at humor), so I feel inclined to replying to your post instead.

      I am not religious, or spiritual, or even an existentialist. I like poetry though! I find limitations to life expectancy to be the ultimate poetic fuck you by the otherwise perfectly logical universe. ALL OF IT will makes perfect sense if you study and think about it for long enough. Except it's a timed game! Oh, you are one of the only 6 people alive who truly understands what E+mc2 means. Well, you just died. Fuck you!

      Imagine if Newton, Tesla, or Einstein were still alive... we'd have toilet stall partitions going all the way down to the ground (since everything else would have been solved by now). Instead your participation in any current technology involves being a 7 lb blob that needs to be potty trained before you can even start learning the known scientific understandings of yesteryear. Good luck with the next frontier.

      Life. You motherfucker. You cruel sneak preview to a movie I'll never be allowed to see

      Off to moderating in another topic. Life is short, after all.

    7. Re:Why aging occurs... by bradbury · · Score: 1

      Your explanation is not far off of the mark (in terms of the true causes of aging). But you fail to wrestle with the variability question sufficiently. I have a picture or myself standing in front of a several thousand year old Sequoia tree. And yet the maximum any human has lived is 122 years. But Bowhead whales, tortoises and quahogs may live significantly longer.

      I agree that there are tradeoffs involved and would argue that the time has come to take command of the situation and shift the equation from reproductivity towards longevity.

      And there is a reasonable argument that could be made that the amount of money being spent on understanding the nature of the universe could be better spent on extending human lifespans.

    8. Re:Why aging occurs... by bradbury · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You cannot confine the discussion to simply cosmology. The TOE debate involves much larger aspects of physics and physics research, including all astronomy observations, satellite observatories, earth based observatories, particle accelerators, efforts to develop fusion power, etc. All of these I would classify under efforts to develop a TOE.

      I would agree, that if one did a robust accounting, it would be open to some discussion as to where physics falls with respect to biology. At least in the U.S. I would tend to argue both are in the tens of billions of dollars range.

      But my point stands. Any TOE does *not* impact each and every one of us to the extent that aging and for most of us our eventual deaths does. So one can easily argue -- solve living first -- solve the other stuff later.

    9. Re:Why aging occurs... by bradbury · · Score: 1

      Yes, I understand such concepts as "antagonistic pleiotropy" and would argue that your assertions that it may have been selected for are unproven. They are particularly unproven in a set of K-selected vs. R-selected species.

      (It may be wise to ascertain whom you are speaking with on /. before responding.)

      While I agree with assertion that there is little selection pressure for the "aged" and "wise" in natural species, we now have it within our power to change that -- so individuals do not age (though we will clearly have to reengineer the genome to achieve this) and knowledge and/or wisdom might accumulate over centuries rather than just decades.

    10. Re:Why aging occurs... by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      If you're such a smarty-man, why did you post such a dumb question? :)

      FWIW, my gut instinct is that most people wouldn't care to engineer the genome. First of all, my guess is that it'd have to be done at conception level, which means the people doing it wouldn't see any direct benefits. Though, I could see virus engineering reaching that level someday. Both methods would require rigorous testing, and testing on humans, which isn't looked upon very kindly. Additionally, there would be the ethical dilemma of who gets the treatment (6 billion people in the world right now, how many when such a theoretical invention materializes?). Obviously, the wealthy would come first, and that would cause all sorts of socio-political impacts that don't seem very favorable. All this in addition to overpopulation questions and moral issues (we have people who protest GM food, remember?).

      No, I say we should stick to making old people healthier and more comfortable. The goal should be that everyone dies peacefully in their sleep (with a full head of hair and no wrinkles).

      Knowledge can be stored in other ways without making uber humans.

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    11. Re:Why aging occurs... by bradbury · · Score: 1

      Actually, I did not post a question but more of a commentary discussing why understanding aging is potentially much more important that a physical TOE (in terms of potential lives saved). So here is an alternate TOE, how many lives does it directly impact in the near term future? So here is an alternate theory of aging? If it happens to be correct how many lives does it directly impact in the near term future?

      Duh?

      Yes, I understand that the theories descend down to the molecular biologies and thence the therapies. But where you and I seem to part company is in the fundamental recognition that we can make it happen if we simply choose to do so. We did it in WW I. We did it in WW II. We did it when we launched and landed men on the moon. We could do it again.

    12. Re:Why aging occurs... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Carousel time for you then.

      And anyone else who gets it :).

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    13. Re:Why aging occurs... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      In itself, it doesn't matter how long an organism past its reproductive age lives. However, having parents that help you to maturity is a good thing but it's a limited advantage. Eventually the value of having more elderly looking out for you doesn't contribute to survival, at some point supporting them probably becomes disadvantagous.

      People care about superficial anti-aging (exercise, eating healthy, plastic surgery, hair transplant, anti-aging cream) because there's no real in depth treatments that have meaning. If there was, you'd see a lot more people jumping all over it. I *do* want to live forever, but 20-40 years extra in a retirement home so I can die at 120 isn't what I mean. Sure, there's something to getting there in good health which means I shouldn't wreck my body, but that's more about the quality of life rather than the quantity of it. I guess it all depends on perspective, for me not even a century is a tiny little blimp where I couldn't possibly experience all, learn all, see all I want to do. I'm not in self-denial about aging and know that I will probably die about the same age as the rest of us, nor to I want to pretend I'm 20 all my life. But if I was offered a double lifetime where I'd really be like a 50 year old at 100, I'd go for it in a heartbeat.

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    14. Re:Why aging occurs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speak for yourself. I would much rather life forever even if it involved tremendous pain or limiting mobility. For the sake of reaching a point in time when whatever is my handicap will be overcome. I want to see innovation. I want to see progress. I don't want a short pleasant book with a quaint ending. I want a long running story arc with multiple plot lines that changes as time goes on. For as long as life endures there is always going to be something to learn.

    15. Re:Why aging occurs... by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      I don't want to live forever, but an extra thousand years, with optional enhancements, would be a good starter.

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    16. Re:Why aging occurs... by pugugly · · Score: 1

      I'd go further than that - it seems to me that immortality is actually an evolutionary disadvantage.

      If you and your progeny are immortal (in terms of aging), then even if one of them mutates in an evolutionarily advantageous way, the mutation won't propagate very quickly because it's actually competing against you, you're having more progeny, and the immediate competitors don't die off.

      What's the quote about how science only advances when the old guard dies off? Same thing really, only on an evolutionary scale. Unless a mutation gives such an advantage that the old guard gets killed off deliberately, or is separated environmentally, they just keep donating obsolete DNA to the system and actively slowing evolution down.

      Then something else comes along that ages, dies, the next generation is more dangerous, and the immortal species gets killed off by the rise of it's competitor.

      Just a suspicion, any biologists that can tell me how wrong I am?

      Pug

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    17. Re:Why aging occurs... by Nullav · · Score: 1

      Sure, I'll age. Have fun living through Soylent Green.

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  43. Re:Fris(t st0p by nuzak · · Score: 1

    Slashdot's new ajaxy comment system displays more comment headers below the current threshold, which encourages the trolls who can fit the troll into the subject line and first line of the post. You can filter out the noise with a simple drag, but the defaults show 'em still.

    It's all just noise. They have no motivation, they're just socially retarded kids that stopped chewing their keyboards long enough to make funny screen noise.

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  44. hey, it beats Omni by nomadic · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Stop posting stories from New Scientist. Or articles in other publications on New Scientist articles.

    Can we still post stories from newspapers that are about articles in other publications about New Scientist articles?

  45. No experimental basis for a theory of everything? by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Ok, just to toss this out there, but, why do you need a theory that links gravity into the standard model when there is, as of yet, no known force that actually effects gravity. There's no battery operated anti-gravity machine, so, why unify something that isn't?

    Sounds to me like all this is a just some mathemeticians tacking on a few extra dimensions, making it internally consistent, and calling that new. I think if you sat down and worked it out though, there's probably an infinite number of theories of everything that can actually intersect all the data out there, so its really not like there's just "one".

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  46. Clear as mud by Lord+Grey · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the referenced blogspot page:

    If you care how the forces and particles are supposed to be embedded into his group, it's like this. You start with a non-compact real form of E8. You embed a G2 into it. Its centralizer is a non-compact version of F4. Now, you embed the strong SU(3) into the G2 while the non-compact F4 acts as the source of a "graviweak" SO(7,1) group that contains SO(3,1), a "gauge group" that is now fashionable in the crackpot circles to "describe" gravity, and SO(4), their source of cargo cult electroweak symmetry.

    Of course, this group plays a different role (in the vielbein formulation of general relativity) than the Yang-Mills groups and the fact that these two kinds of a group cannot be merged is the content of the Coleman-Mandula theorem to be discussed at the end of my text. Moreover, the fermions clearly can't arise from the connection because they have a different spin and statistics and they don't transform in the adjoint representation. For people like A. Garrett Lisi, it is not hard to unify everything with everything else because they don't know any difference between different concepts in physics.

    Now I know how my wife feels when my friends come over and we talk shop.

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    1. Re:Clear as mud by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      Full of admiration, awe and wonderment?

  47. An attempt at a summary by SirBruce · · Score: 5, Informative

    Since the 50s, particle physicists have found ways of classifying particles intro groups, much the way Mendelev classified elements into groups via the Periodic Table. When doing this, they discover "missing" particles that fit within a certain group but were not yet known, thus giving such groupings predictive power.

    Different groups have different symmetries. E8 is a group in Lie algebra. The group is "exceptional" and "simple" which is why the article is entitled tongue-in-cheekishly "Exceptionally Simple". The power and beauty of the E8 group has been known for a long time, and it's featured in many theories of physics that have tried to provide an framework for explaining the bewildered world of particles and forces that make up the universe.

    What this author has done is use E8 in a new way to come up with a potential new theory that unifies all the forces and fields. This is not *strictly* a theory of everything, as there's a lot more that has to be answered, but if true it provides a geometric model that can give us insight into the underlying principles that are involved, just the way the Periodic Table does for elements.

    The guy is no kook, but his theory leaves a lot to be desired. One problem is that E8 and other lie algebras and their associated symmetries have been well-studied for decades, and most all of them have run into intractable problems or incorrect predictions, so this may just be another beautiful theory that doesn't fit reality. Lisi uses a little-known method called "BRST connections" to make it all seem to work, which most physicists are unfammiliar with. Another is that his theory actually forces something physicists call as "spontaneous symmetry breaking" into the calculations to make it fit what we know to be true in the "standard model". Many people feel this is putting the cart before the horse; they would prefer a theory where the symmetry is broken in a "nautral" way and the "standard model" of the universe just naturally falls out of it. Lisi's theory doesn't really tell us WHY this is the case, it just says it is, but here's the symmetry that underlies it and which you apply it to.

    Another problem is that the theory is still new and doesn't have an quantitative predictions as of yet... there's a lot of math that needs to be done, and it's not clear that such calculation *can* be done given the contraints of his theory. At issue is something known as the "Coleman-Mandula" theorem, which basically says a lot of what Lisi does in his theory doesn't work if there are subgroups in the algenbra that are equivalent to what are known as Poincare groups. Lisi says this doesn't apply to his new theory because it posits that the vacuum of spacetime doesn't have Poincare symmetry but instead is deSitter space. Well, the idea of deSitter space is well-known and has been examined in theoretical physics for decades as well, but there are a lot of problems with it. One is that the "Smatrix", which physicists love so much in making calculations in theories with Poincare symmetries, no longer works and simply becomes an approximation.

    The theory also predicts a very LARGE cosmological constant, which is contrary to observation, but there are other theories that explain how this is not actually a problem, so that might not be an issue. Perhaps the largest obstacle of the theory, once the calculations can be figured out, is that it pretty much obsoletes all of String Theory in favor of something like Loop Quantum Gravity. This will make a LOT of string physicists very unhappy.

    Lisi's theory will probably not be the last work in physics, but it might bring us a step closer to a real "Theory of Everything". The truth is physicists have been toying with similar geometric approaches and arrange particles in tables and trying to tie in gravity for decades now and every new theory looks great but never quite actually works out. The fact that the universe can *almost* be described via these methods probably tells us we're on the right track, but a true

    1. Re:An attempt at a summary by pensano · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Thank you for this summary, it's completely accurate.

      -Garrett

      (Yes, I'm the author of the paper. Hey look, my server's melting -- must of hit slashdot...)

    2. Re:An attempt at a summary by patfla · · Score: 1

      Another problem is that the theory is still new and doesn't have an quantitative predictions as of yet... there's a lot of math that needs to be done, and it's not clear that such calculation *can* be done given the contraints of his theory. At issue is something known as the "Coleman-Mandula" theorem, which basically says a lot of what Lisi does in his theory doesn't work if there are subgroups in the algenbra that are equivalent to what are known as Poincare groups. Lisi says this doesn't apply to his new theory because it posits that the vacuum of spacetime doesn't have Poincare symmetry but instead is deSitter space. Well, the idea of deSitter space is well-known and has been examined in theoretical physics for decades as well, but there are a lot of problems with it. One is that the "Smatrix", which physicists love so much in making calculations in theories with Poincare symmetries, no longer works and simply becomes an approximation. Um wait a minute. Both here on Slashdot as well as over at the 'original' telegraph.co.uk article, a very important point is that Lisi's theory does makes predictions. For paticles within the energy range that the LHC will open up.

      So I suppose what you're trying to say is that yet more mathematics (and mathematics given to well-known pitfalls) will need to intervene between tying together Lisi's theory and any observations that result from LHC experiments?

      If so, then elaborate.

      Of course the possibility that string theory can make any predictions appears to be way in the future (if ever). Unless either some very 'indirect' method appears or we're able to see spacetime at the Planck scale. Which, in orders of magnitude stands to the atom to about the degree that the atom stands to ourselves (that is, the scale of a human body).
    3. Re:An attempt at a summary by SirBruce · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Garrett,

      You have no idea how your reply makes me feel, as I'm someone who stopped studying physics as a Freshman in college and can barely grasp the basic ideas behind the whole thing. :) But a hallmark of your theory seems to be that it's conceptually understandable even to those who don't understand all of the intricate parts.

      I admit I'm still a bit skeptical... I mean, if E8 is the answer, why did none of the other E8 approaches work? But you're doing some unique things in your approach and in them may lie the answer. Almost makes me wish I had stayed in physics, but the math is just beyond me.

      Good luck!

    4. Re:An attempt at a summary by SirBruce · · Score: 1

      It does make some predictions about new particles, some new fields, and perhaps even proton decay. But actually turning the geometric model into actual predictive calculations may be problematic. And even if it can correctly predict the masses of certain particles, it may not be able to calculate various universal constants which are otherwise believed to be fundamental.

    5. Re:An attempt at a summary by protohiro1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Your karma is insufficient for breakthroughs in theoretical physics.

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    6. Re:An attempt at a summary by pcgabe · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey look, my server's melting -- must of hit slashdot...
      Must have! Must HAVE!

      How can you write a paper revolutionizing our understanding of physics if you don't use proper grammar?!
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    7. Re:An attempt at a summary by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 0

      It is really fantastahhhh, oh, um, ahhhh... oh... uf. I forgot what I was going to write...

    8. Re:An attempt at a summary by MostAwesomeDude · · Score: 1

      Hey look, my server's melting -- must of hit slashdot...
      Must have! Must HAVE!

      How can you write a paper revolutionizing our understanding of physics if you don't use proper grammar?! I imagine he spent his time studying maths and physics instead of English. That is, after all, the point of specialization and university; he becomes incredibly competent in one field at the expense of another. This, of course, also explains why I have excellent karma but no life.
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    9. Re:An attempt at a summary by witte · · Score: 1

      Rules of grammar do not apply to Roman emperors and particle scientists.

    10. Re:An attempt at a summary by ahaile · · Score: 1

      I can't decide which is cooler:
      - The fact that the author posted to Slashdot.
      - Or the fact that he once posted to a thread called "Monkey Pays for Monkey Porn."

    11. Re:An attempt at a summary by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Hey look, my server's melting -- must of hit slashdot...

      Must have! Must HAVE!

      How can you write a paper revolutionizing our understanding of physics if you don't use proper grammar?!

      This is precisely why he can. People who stay locked up in thinking (and therefore writing) like everybody else, can not write a paper revolutionizing anything at all.

    12. Re:An attempt at a summary by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      People with your gift for explaining difficult concepts with such clarity are rare. Thank you for expending the effort to make this clear to me. Your work is very much appreciated.

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    13. Re:An attempt at a summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool! I'm not a mathematician or a physicist, but I could understand the gist of your paper. Thank you.

  48. What he is really saying ..... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    ....is that the theory of everything equates to "Surfs up dude!"

  49. Re:just a GUT feeling by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Funny

    This thread blows.

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  50. You just pointed to a blog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You realize that a blog is functionally equivalent to me posting here; in fact, you could argue that it's identical, particularly since in REST notation the two *are* functionally identical.

    Please follow along here... this new "theory" might be crap. But pointing to a blog is not the way to debunk or disprove anything. I graduated with several degrees in the sciences 30 years ago, but as far as I know, that part of science hasn't changed at all.

  51. mod parent up by chicken_tonight · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Really well explained. Thanks.

  52. Gene Ray may be right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    E8, you say? E EIGHT? That's exactly the number of corners of nature's harmonic simultaneous TIME CUBE!

    1. Re:Gene Ray may be right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID AND EVIL!!! A CUBE HAS 4 CORNERS, NOT 8, BECAUSE THERE ARE ONLY 4 SIMULTANEOUS DAYS IN ONE HARMONIC EARTH ROTATION!

  53. Oblig. Portal reference? by Dorceon · · Score: 1

    The Unified Theory of Cake is a Lie Algebra.

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  54. It's been said that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...humans trying to understand all the math and science of how God created the laws and inner workings of the universe is about the same thing as insects trying to understand how a computer works.

    1. Re:It's been said that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And thankfully we have scientist who won't accept that.

  55. I've got the ultimate programming theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...right here in its entirety.
    It's simple, elegant and totally complete in a one-liner.
    We'll call it A/C's Grand Theory of Computer Science:

        "You can write any program using only ones and zeros."

    That's all, folks!

  56. Maybe he can now take on much smaller problems... by syrinje · · Score: 1
    ... solve the Middle East peace problem, world hunger, cure for AIDS and cancer, get a /.er laid...

    And oh! almost forgot Duke Nukem Forever.

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  57. not sure how "everything" by superwiz · · Score: 1

    this "everything" really is. How is he planning to explain quantization in this continuous model? Well, only matter of time before Adele's will be the physicist's numbers. Then I'll believe it when they talk about theory of "everything" -- quantum mechanics and gen relativity tied in one.

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  58. Phyics is dying by turing_m · · Score: 1

    It is official; Science now confirms: Physics is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Physics community when IDC confirmed that phyics enrollments have dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all undergraduates. Coming close on the heels of a recent Science survey which plainly states that physics has lost more enrollments, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Physics is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to successfully form a Theory of Everything in at least half a century of trying.

    You don't need to be an Einstein to predict Phyisics' future. The hand writing is on the wall: Physics faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Physics because Physics is dying. Things are looking very bad for Physics. As many of us are already aware, Physics continues to lose funding. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

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    1. Re:Phyics is dying by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Having moved from physics to Bioinformatics, you would think I'd agree. But I don't, one TLA: LHC!

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  59. Exceptionally Simple? by Enrique1218 · · Score: 1

    "An Exceptionally Simple Theory of Everything"

    A non-compact real form of the E8 Lie algebra has G2 and F4 subalgebras which break down to strong su(3), electroweak su(2) x u(1), gravitational so(3,1), the frame-Higgs, and three generations of fermions related by triality

    Subalgebras, lie algebra!!! What class do you get that math? WTF is his definition of exceptionally hard?!

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  60. Come on! by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously, this story was just an excuse to combine the "theoryofeverything" and "surfing" tags.

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  61. Litmus Test by aztektum · · Score: 1

    It's very clear that if someone dislikes Apple, she or he must dislike most modern technology, too (Steve Ballmer certainly does!). It's because Apple is nothing else than the crown, unification, or culmination of modern technological achievement and all of its shit rules. Yeah sounds pretty close. Fanboism it is!
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  62. An Exceptionally Simple Theory of Everything by pragma_x · · Score: 1

    Published in PDF: An Exceptionally Obtuse Format for Everything.

    (Or you can grab the tar.gz bundle with a bunch of other formats, all at one time.)

  63. 5 years isn't bad by Sparky+McGruff · · Score: 5, Interesting

    for a double major in two hard science disciplines. This isn't some foo-foo private university where they'll graduate you in 4 no matter what you do, it's two degrees from a University of California campus. Lots of classes that are required are taught only once a year -- or sometimes even every other year. If you can't get a spot in the class, tough. You get to spend an extra year. God forbid you have two required courses that are only taught once a year -- and they're scheduled at the same hour. It's not uncommon for people to get "out of sequence"... and spend an extra year. (I speak from experience on that front)

    1. Re:5 years isn't bad by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

      It shouldn't require 5.5 years. Maybe if you're working a lot and want your 4.0.... I'm doing the same majors, and it's only going to take me 4 years, and I know people who are set to do it in three. Still, it's a tough regimen; it's not everyone who can do it.

    2. Re:5 years isn't bad by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Are you also a surfer dude, spent time building bridges, etc. though? Because it sure doesn't look like that guy only did math. His appearance and resume say he's pretty well-rounded. Hell, if you read the article, it almost sounds like he just does the physics because it happens to be something he's interested in and good at between surfing and working.

    3. Re:5 years isn't bad by CFTM · · Score: 1

      That's because you didn't attend UCLA. My sister took five years to get a double major (art and english) at UCLA while being an honor student (which is damn near impossible as an art student). And I would guess liberal art and art classes are easier to get in to. An absurd number of students go to UCLA and getting your classes can be a chore in itself (I remember my sister having to sit by the phone until exactly the moment her registration started just to get a chance at getting the classes required to graduate).

      Sorry Mr. Undergrad genius, despite the fact that very few people are capable of doing your major does not mean you know everything. You are wrong here.

    4. Re:5 years isn't bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should require 6 years if you do two full degree programs: 2 years for general education, 2 years for the math courses, and 2 years for the physics courses.

    5. Re:5 years isn't bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you assume he was trying to get out as fast as possible? I got 2 bachelors in CS and Math from the University of Maryland System in 5 years, and I could have done that in 4 years if I had felt the urge, but this guy is obviously academically oriented and may have opted to take an extra year so he can get into some more interesting classes. Some of those special topics classes are one-shot deals, either you take them when they're offered or you've got the stuff on your own without the benefit of instruction.

    6. Re:5 years isn't bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds strikingly similar to the University of Chile.

      Now I know where they got this idea...

    7. Re:5 years isn't bad by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

      What's so special about UCLA, exactly? That sucks that it's hard to get into classes I guess, but in my experience the hard classes are the ones that are easiest to get into, since the popular ones tend to be the easy ones. Physics and math classes never fill up. I'm not saying UCLA is a cakewalk, but I'd bet it can't be any harder than the program I'm in. And btw, I didn't say I knew everything, so have fun arguing with your straw man. You can put it next to your Real Doll and have a party.

    8. Re:5 years isn't bad by CFTM · · Score: 1

      It isn't an issue of UCLA being academically more rigorous than your institution; just too many students for you to get enrolled in the classes that you want. And in particular, it pertains to your general education requirements and not your specific major requirements because as you eluded to, who takes high level math and physics classes for fun? When there are 25,500 undergrad students, that's a lot of competition for certain classes...consequently I know of many people who have completed their major classes but are still trying to finish up GE classes. To be fair they could just go down to SMC and finish it up at 1/10th the price... Also I'm aware that both OSU and U of M have more students but unless you live in California you can't begin to understand just how much bureaucracy we deal with...government bungling kicks ass.

      And you have no idea just how asinine your final comment is.

    9. Re:5 years isn't bad by CFTM · · Score: 1

      Rereading my post, I see that I said that liberal arts/art classes would be easier to get in to, and that's nonsense on my part. You're 100% correct that the math and physics classes will be much easier as the percentage of individuals capable of taking those classes is quite small; in that respect UCLA is no different from any other university and my statement is incorrect.

  64. Taking a look at the big picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We see lots of forces and different particles. We want to know what makes them do/be what they do/are. Thus we look for what makes them up and we want to drill down to the most basic level and we expect to find one basic element that makes up everything else.
    If we can understand that, we can try to manipulate it, and thus turn lead into gold, turn ourselves into supermen and generally do what we could not do before.

    Clearly that is what we are all still after.

  65. A New Theory of Everything? by __aahgmr7717 · · Score: 1

    Although wonderfully elegant it seems more like a taxonomy of particles and fields rather than a theory of everything. What underlies and determines a "particle"? Why so many fields? I would think a theory of everything would be composed of a single field interacting with itself to give various configurations which would appear to be other fields and appear to be localized particles.

  66. Re:Fris(t st0p by drachenstern · · Score: 1

    presumably you clicked the link?

    then you did just what he wanted you to, which was this:

    1) confuse you
    2) get you to click the link
    3) ???*
    4) PROFIT!

    *presumably something involving using that page to sell ads, but since I haven't clicked the link...

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  67. Applications by markov_chain · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's also mention some applications of E8. The E8 Lie group has applications in theoretical physics, in particular in string theory and supergravity. The group E8×E8 (the Cartesian product of two copies of E8) serves as the gauge group of one of the two types of heterotic string and is one of two anomaly-free gauge groups that can be coupled to the N = 1 supergravity in 10 dimensions. Clearly, E8 is the U-duality group of supergravity on an eight-torus (in its split form). Also, any fool can see that one way to incorporate the standard model of particle physics into heterotic string theory is the symmetry breaking of E8 to its maximal subalgebra SU(3)×E6.

    (mostly stolen from the Wikipedia article).

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    1. Re:Applications by zobier · · Score: 1

      I think I'm going to go home and practice heterosis.

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    2. Re:Applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What on earth are "gauge group", "heterotic string", "supergravity", and "U-duality group"? (And I'm a littly shaky on "Cartesian product", "anomaly-free", and "eight-torus". That "SU(3)*E6" at the end seems to have mutated into just random characters.)

      You're talking to the unwashed masses like they were also high-level mathematicians. Pretend you're explaining Linux to your great grandmother.

    3. Re:Applications by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

      Also, any fool can see that one way to incorporate the standard model of particle physics into heterotic string theory is the symmetry breaking of E8 to its maximal subalgebra SU(3)×E6. What about SU(2)xU(1) parts of the standard model?
    4. Re:Applications by dotancohen · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:Applications by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Finally, confirmation that I'm nobody's fool! Thanks!

  68. omg, i laughed at that .. all hope is lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know you're a balls-to-the-wall super-nerd when you laugh out loud at a HEX JOKE.

  69. Simple by FriedSpam · · Score: 1

    "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

  70. Think properties, not dimensions. by pavon · · Score: 5, Informative

    The 248-dimensions that he is talking about are not like the time-space dimensions, which particles move through. They describe the state of the particle itself - things like spin, charge, etc. The standard model has 6(?) properties. Some of the combinations of these properties are allowed, some are not. E8 is a very generalized mathematical model that has 248-properties, where only some of the combinations are allowed. What Garrett Lisi showed is that the rules that describe the allowed combinations of the 6 properties of the standard model show up in E8, and furthermore, the symmetries of gravity can be described with it as well.

    Now, there are other valid combinations of properties within E8 beyond the ones that represent the particles in the standard model, and these combinations would represent new particles that we have not seen before, if the model is correct.

    1. Re:Think properties, not dimensions. by Hythlodaeus · · Score: 1

      Can anyone give a layman's description of the predicted particles?

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  71. Go Clifford Algebra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Clifford Algebras, Grassman Algebras, Spacetime Algebra, and Geometric Algebra are a group of mathematics notations that are related to the ones being used here. The notation in use has interesting properties that make it more likely that an equation will be valid in any number of dimensions, embeds the behavior of complex numbers, quaternions, hypercomplex numbers in a purely real system, etc.

    I have read of ideas for unifying physics by using these notations for their superior ability to reason with space. (David Hestenes has good examples.) A good physical theory should be like a consistent programmer's interface. If the "code" continues to become unwieldly over time, then a point will be reached where rewrites must be done in order to eliminate special cases and bring out hidden symmetries.

    This particular paper may end up failing important tests, but it does seem clear that at some point Clifford Algebras will end up being the thing that ended up simplifying physics.

    1. Re:Go Clifford Algebra by colfer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      For the love of gawd, mod parent up.

      and i never say that

  72. Re:No experimental basis for a theory of everythin by blincoln · · Score: 1

    Ok, just to toss this out there, but, why do you need a theory that links gravity into the standard model when there is, as of yet, no known force that actually effects gravity. There's no battery operated anti-gravity machine, so, why unify something that isn't?

    I believe the idea is that if there can be a valid theory developed which linked gravity in with the rest of physics, it *would* be possible to build a device which had an effect on gravity. Sort of like now that we know how particle entanglement works, we can build quantum encryption systems. Just because no one in the 19th century could build a quantum encryption device didn't mean that there was no point in researching quantum mechanics.

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  73. Re:No experimental basis for a theory of everythin by jstomel · · Score: 1

    Ok, just to toss this out there, but, why do you need a theory that links gravity into the standard model when there is, as of yet, no known force that actually effects gravity. There's no battery operated anti-gravity machine, so, why unify something that isn't? Because if we don't have a theory, how will we design an experiment that tests for a force that effects gravity? Shooting in the dark only get's you so far.
  74. The Microprocessor Analogy by Rotiahn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here's the actual paper summarized as a microprocessor analogy (thought I'm sure someone will be happy to correct me where I get it wrong):

    If E8 was a microprocessor, it would have 248 I/O pins. Lisi has discovered that if you put values for gravity into pins 1-12, you get electromagnitism results on pins 128-130. And if you put Strong Nuclear Force values into pints 64-76, then you get weak nuclear Force results from pins 192-204. If you put an electron into pin 36, you get a neutrino out of pin 189. Etc.

    Because E8 seems to produce relationships between all of the fudamental forces (including gravity), Lisi is proposing that E8 must therefor be the key to describing and explaining all of the fundamental components of the universe.

    If his ideas hold true (and thanks to the fact that they have testable predictions there's a way to know), E8 would be the starting point of describing anything in physics.

  75. Got any proof it's garbage? by leftie · · Score: 1

    Unless you've got proof it's garbage, it's an unproven theory just as valid as any other unproven theory with no actual real world repeatable experimental evidence supporting it.

    Kinda like string theory.

    1. Re:Got any proof it's garbage? by Neon+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      The fact that he ignores dimensional analysis renders it unphysical bullshit.

      I'm not a fan of string theory either, because it has yet to produce any empirical predictions. But it's not intrinsically logically flawed, like this is.

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  76. arxiv? by jackelfish · · Score: 1

    It really irritates me when people post things on arxiv.org and try to claim that it is something worth reading. Don't get me wrong, I am sure that there are some important ideas in there, but the truth is that it is a non peer reviewed pre-print repository. So, unless it can be backed up with an actual accepted peer reviewed journal then why such the big deal. If it is really so great perhaps we should be reading about it in Science or Nature.

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    1. Re:arxiv? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just going to say--someone comes up with a grand unified theory of everything. Wouldn't that be worth a Science publication? Maybe even a cover article. I'm not saying everything is Science is gospel, but if you want the most people to read your stuff, that's a good place to shoot for.

    2. Re:arxiv? by jfern · · Score: 3, Interesting

      On the other hand, Grigori Perelman's proof of the Poincare Conjecture was only submitted to the ArXiv, and he actually turned down the Field's Medal.

  77. I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired by gutbunny · · Score: 1

    Of new theories of 'Everything'....seriously. Yes, everything seems to exist...great...now go make me a sandwich... err....sudo go make me a sandwich?

  78. Wikipedia link to E8 - Still makes nooooo sense by spineboy · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E8_(mathematics)

    Holy crap! - I can read all the words, but none of it makes any sense. It's like the took regular English words and gave them all different meanings. I haven't felt this uncomprehending in a loooong time - and even the dumbness felt from quantum chemistry pales to this.

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    1. Re:Wikipedia link to E8 - Still makes nooooo sense by ajs · · Score: 5, Informative

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E8_(mathematics)

      Holy crap! - I can read all the words, but none of it makes any sense. It's like the took regular English words and gave them all different meanings. I haven't felt this uncomprehending in a loooong time - and even the dumbness felt from quantum chemistry pales to this. Well, a lot of it falls out of this:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_theory

      Which then gets you here:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symmetry_group

      Once you get those two, you can hit:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Differentiable_manifold

      and you're very close to a general understanding of the shape (no pun intended) of what E8 is all about, and can dive into:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie_group
    2. Re:Wikipedia link to E8 - Still makes nooooo sense by Garridan · · Score: 3, Informative

      If it's any encouragement, I'm just finishing up my BS in Math, and currently taking a graduate course in algebra. And I don't get about 50% of the article. (note -- the wikipedia article has *nothing* to do with physics, it's just algebra & geometry) All I can say is, if you want to understand this stuff, grab a pencil and write down every definition you see. Every time you see a term whose definition you can't rattle off instantly, read it again.

    3. Re:Wikipedia link to E8 - Still makes nooooo sense by Enlightenment · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up for good study advice.

    4. Re:Wikipedia link to E8 - Still makes nooooo sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course not! the guy was only 2 when he invented it and then he died:
      'Wilhelm Killing (1888-1890).'

    5. Re:Wikipedia link to E8 - Still makes nooooo sense by dotancohen · · Score: 2, Funny
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    6. Re:Wikipedia link to E8 - Still makes nooooo sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure if I'm getting it... But now these ideas are making me wonder what would happen if the manifold dynamic qualities of SodaPlay and manifold spatial qualities of Wings3D could be combined... Maybe throw in some other node type stuff ala Nero and you could have a really interesting chaotic and emergent behavior toy. (Spore? Who needs spore?)

      It'll probably never happen, but that's my crazy imagination for ya!

    7. Re:Wikipedia link to E8 - Still makes nooooo sense by MindPhlux · · Score: 1
    8. Re:Wikipedia link to E8 - Still makes nooooo sense by swestcott · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here is a video by NewScientist that tries to explain it to I hope this is not a dupe

      http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-xHw9zcCvRQ

    9. Re:Wikipedia link to E8 - Still makes nooooo sense by Gearoid_Murphy · · Score: 1

      If I could, I'd mod you "god like in elightenment"

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    10. Re:Wikipedia link to E8 - Still makes nooooo sense by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 1
      From the E8 article:

      "It was discovered by Wilhelm Killing (1888-1890)"

      I know great mathematicians do their best work while they're young, but did this guy really do all this before he died at the age of 2? I'm impressed...

    11. Re:Wikipedia link to E8 - Still makes nooooo sense by hitmark · · Score: 1

      kinda reminds me of the discovery program "connections", only without the smartass comments from the presenter.

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    12. Re:Wikipedia link to E8 - Still makes nooooo sense by Phisbut · · Score: 1

      From the E8 article:

      "It was discovered by Wilhelm Killing (1888-1890)"

      I know great mathematicians do their best work while they're young, but did this guy really do all this before he died at the age of 2? I'm impressed...

      Nah, it probably just means that he discovered the thing in 1888, but it's only in 1890 that he understood what the hell it was that he had discovered. I know it would take me at least that long to even just know what this whole stuff is about.

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  79. 248 dimensions? by paul248 · · Score: 1

    I knew my name had to mean something.

  80. whats wrong with the old theory? by doktorjayd · · Score: 1


    arent they still teaching 'god did it'

    *ducks*

  81. Re:No experimental basis for a theory of everythin by pensano · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yah, OK, so please, you try it.

    -Garrett

  82. physicists... by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

    The best part of this is that this guy is proving that you don't have to follow one of the soul-crushing "normal" career paths in physics. The bad part of this is that having not done that, he's at a political disadvantage and probably can't get many people to pay him anything to do physics (though he does appear to have one grant).

    With more publicity like this, the Dr. Strangelove stereotype of physicists may someday go away. Most of us are very reasonable people (also, anyone here could understand that paper if you did nothing but study particle physics for 8 years).

  83. Re:Search for particles by superdan2k · · Score: 1

    Some variety of gluons? Lay off the porn, buddy...

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  84. Does it handle relativistic bound states? by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 1
    Conventional quantum mechanics works well for electrons bound to nuclei, because they don't have a very high binding energy; the energy is not equivalent to much mass, so relativity need not be considered. Conceptually speaking, atomic electrons don't move fast enough for relativistic effects to be worth worrying about.

    Quantum mechanics combined with special relativity works well for freely moving (unbound) particles. Richard Feynman and (sp?) Tominaga shared the Nobel Prize for formulating Quantum Electrodynamics, which calculates with great precision what happens when light (photons) and charged particles interact.

    But nuclear particles are bound by the "color" force, which is far, far stronger than electromagnetism. Quantum Chromodynamics has to take into account relativistic effects because the binding energy of nuclear particles has significant mass. Conceptually, the quarks that make up neutrons and protons are moving close to the speed of light.

    Unfortunately, this makes the equations so much more complex that no one knows how to solve them. My understanding is that the Standard Model, when applied to the bound states of nuclear particles, is just an approximation to the sought-for precise theory. It's full of what they call "injectable constants" that are tweaked to make the numbers come out right, but nobody has ever pretended that the Standard Model was any kind of physical law. It's just a device for making calculations, much as Ptolemy's epicycles weren't based in any kind of physical reality, but still could serve as a device for calculating the motions of the planets.

    To my knowledge, there is not yet a fundamental theory that allows us to calculate, for example, the gamma-ray spectrum of radioactive nuclei, or their half-lives and the like. Instead, we have the Standard Model that sorta kinda gets the right answers.

    If this fellow's theory can explain relativistic bound states of particles, then he'd really be onto something.

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  85. Re:No experimental basis for a theory of everythin by joto · · Score: 1

    Ok, just to toss this out there, but, why do you need a theory that links gravity into the standard model when there is, as of yet, no known force that actually effects gravity
    I believe you just answered that one yourself. If you have a testable theory that links gravity into the standard model, you also have a known force that effects gravity. Happy?

    There's no battery operated anti-gravity machine, so, why unify something that isn't?

    See above. Apart from that, we still need a theory that makes sense, so even if you can't make a battery-operated anti-gravity machine, we still need a theory that works well for all cases. Today, you have to look at the scale of the problem, and decide which theory to apply. That is not very elegant, and can't cover every case.

    Sounds to me like all this is a just some mathemeticians tacking on a few extra dimensions, making it internally consistent, and calling that new.
    Even the slashdot summary made it clear that this is not about string-theory, so why are you still talking about it?

    I think if you sat down and worked it out though, there's probably an infinite number of theories of everything that can actually intersect all the data out there, so its really not like there's just "one".
    The trouble with having an infinite number of theories, is that (a) either they're all similar to each other, but with different wording, or (b) an infinite number of them are wrong (and at most one of them correct). Theories of everything is like the Highlander, there can only be one!
  86. Theory will answer... eventually by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    bradbury:

    One might be able to come up with a "TOE" in physics, But it should be recognized that this is highly limited. It does not for example explain why aging occurs, something which also effects each of us.

    Aging is a problem of biology. Biology is a specialization of chemistry. Chemistry is a specialization of physics. You might go further and say that mathematics is the foundation of physics, but that question gets philosophical.

    If you have a usable theory of everything then you can eventually solve problems in all of the layers closer to everyday life. But it won't be quick. It'll be like discovering the machine code for a computer and then building up tools and operating systems and applications and networks that are based on the machine code but whose behavior is not apparent by looking at the machine code alone.

    Xtravar:

    Aging occurs because getting old is not evolutionarily beneficial (on the genetic level) in the original environment.

    Getting old might not be beneficial for an individual human but I suspect it's beneficial for human genes. Old people are resistant to change, both in the inability to change their genes and in the reduced flexibility of their minds past their formative years. That can be a problem for the genes if their host organisms are failing to adapt to changes in the environment.

    Growing an organism with a mechanism to die and make room for offspring with rescrambled genes and fresh, absorbent brains could be a tremendous evolutionary advantage for the genes involved. And the environment includes not just geological and solar variations but other organisms in the ecosystem and the behavior of the organism's own peers, so change can happen very fast and the genes that produce rapid adaptation win.

    1. Re:Theory will answer... eventually by bradbury · · Score: 1

      Re: AlpineR's comments.

      Yes, I largely agree.The topic of this item generally pertained to the TOE strongly tied to physics. And my primary point was that while this may be interesting in theory, it may be less interesting in practice. And the discussion that might be more interesting is the practical applications of general physics TOE vs. causes and solutions of aging TOE. Or simply aging TOE in general. These are very different discussions.

      And I'll admit that this may not be the forum in which to discuss this on /. The proper forum would be a robust topic under engineering extended human longevity and how the human genetic program needs to be altered to enable that.

  87. apples + oranges * alarming_constant^2 by epine · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Apples and oranges could equally well have described matter and energy prior to special relativity. How could Lubos be so clueless as not to recognize that many insights in physics arose precisely because someone dared to add apples to oranges? Lubos has an interesting psychological configuration. He would be an ideal subject in an fMRI imaging protocol on the pathological constriction of rational thought. I'd love to see how his brain glucose dances while I recited out loud the most recent Peter Woit blog post. I suspect his amygdala would be more fired up than the tympanist at an indoor performance of the 1812 Overture.

    Lubos should at least feel compelled to explain why the apples of adding fermions to bosons is completely unlike the oranges of adding matter to energy, but he's always lacked that layer of subtly in his expository style.

    In more general terms, Peter Woit also suffers some misconceptions concerning the evolution of physics as a discipline. Fifty years ago, the formalisms were less daunting. A good physical intuition could usually be translated to an acceptable formalism. Much progress was made on that basis. Once the standard model was achieved, the balance shifted. These days most of the obstacles to further progress are inherent to the expressive power of the available formalisms. At one end of the spectrum you have people working within formalisms that are far too expressive (string theory) and hence far removed from any specific prediction. At the other end of the spectrum, you have people who take a step back and potter away within formalisms that might ultimately prove to be insufficiently expressive for the physics we actually have.

    If the string theorists have managed to demonstrate that the expressive power of string theory exceeds any practical potential for concrete prediction, that actually amounts to good progress. I see the present era of physics as being more about determining the advantages and disadvantages of the available formalisms (on the spectrum of insufficiency to excess sufficiency) quite apart from predicting actual particles, however nice that might be. The cost of each new fundamental particle discovered experimentally has increased exponentially. How could any serious thinker be surprised we ended up at this impasse?

    It has always been a problem with the psychology of earthlings that we undervalue negative demonstrations. From what I read (quite a lot, without understanding much of the math at all) it seems as thought Lisi is exploring a coherent mathematical system which at least contains certain essential features of known physics in an unusual combination. I regard that as a useful line of inquiry regardless of whether or not it is doomed with respect to describing the whole of known physics.

    Obviously, this places physics on a far different trajectory for the amount of work required relative to the progress achieved than the glory days of the mid 20th century. What I suspect is driving the social turmoil within the discipline is that society has not necessarily agreed to continue funding physics to the same level given this severe softening of trajectory. Funding continues on inertia despite original premises that are no longer true. Woit presses for a return to those original premises (short path from new theory to verifiable predictions), while ignoring that it might no longer be possible to progress on those terms due to vastly more constraints emanating from the formalisms themselves.

  88. Video by 4D6963 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I found a cool video that explains it all.

    Well, personally I still don't understand a thing, but it looks cool anyways, and hey, what wouldn't one do for karma points!

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  89. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can it explain why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

    1. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Apple Jacks.

  90. Wheres my hoverboard damnit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've lost track of the number of times folks have yelled GUT only to be proven wrong or stranger yet have their lifes work so out there the few people on earth capable of understanding it have better things to do with their time.

    Like bigfoot, aliens, and winning the lotto its easier to just sit back and blanket poopoo all announcements with the word GUT in them because you simply have a better chance of being right about them being wrong.

    When useful predictions are made using these theories (ie producing a real gravity modifying hoverboard that runs on two Nicad AA) then I'll change my mind.

  91. It hurts me widdle head! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This Wikipedia article on E8 geometery is the most mind warping, dense, and incompenisble thang I have ever seen!

    A challege for some one who does not even understand calculus.

    Someone, I hope to understand.

    If you understand it, I honor you!

    Cool that someone does have a hypothesis that can be TESTED! Take that string theorists!

  92. I find this news funny by Domo-Sun · · Score: 1

    I made a new theory of everything too. It's called Poo Theory. It predicts 30 new particles. I hope they find them. Then I'll be a genius.

  93. And its answer: by zebslash · · Score: 1

    42!

  94. Re:Your explanation is BRILLIANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think he's Dick Feynman back from the dead

  95. I can see the jokes coming now.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Yo mama so fat, she exists in 248 dimensions!"

  96. Complicated == Smelly by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    The quick-and-dirty explanation is that the E8 "object" is a nasty-ass shape that exists in 248 dimensions, and which is notable for various reasons that only mathematicians can really grasp fully

    If you make the model complicated enough, it becomes a kind of physics Turing Machine that can bend to be just about anything if you "program" it by tweaking parameters. It may be good at predictions, but that does not necessarily make it the "actual" model that the universe runs behind the curtains. In essence it is no longer falsifiable because if you find new observations, you just tweak more parameters to make it fit the new observations.

    By the way, has anybody tried using Genetic Algorithms to evolve a model that matches known observations? Or are the training rounds too CPU intensive?

    1. Re:Complicated == Smelly by Kuroji · · Score: 1

      I thought that was the basic thing behind string theory. Every time something new in physics crops up they come out with a new variation. Or does that count?

    2. Re:Complicated == Smelly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GA is so yesterday. Try SVM, HMM, random forest, or pLSI/LDA.

    3. Re:Complicated == Smelly by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Actually, E8 is as complicated as you can get it without entering that twilight zone of "anything is possible" that string theory provides.

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  97. Audio to his explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
  98. O COMMON MOD PARENT +5 FUNNY by barocco · · Score: 1

    THIS IS WHY:

    ________________

                        When I look at you, you make the
                        patterns in the floor tiles
                        vanish.
                      / /O\ O
    --- ---
        | <b>\<b>|
    / \ / \

  99. Is it background free? by descubes · · Score: 1

    This looks neat and very promising, but I don't think it's background free, is it? This is based on page 2, "The building blocks of the standard
    model and gravity are fields over a four dimensional base manifold
    . I think there remains an unanswered question regarding what "x" means in the equations. And you can derive some stuff trying to answer that question. Just 2 cents.

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  100. 100% off topic by aliquis · · Score: 1

    Oh shit after seeing your screenshot I'm so happy I'm running OS X, that was some ugly text. No freetype at all?

    http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/1540/bild7tj0.png

    1. Re:100% off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is an unparalleled pleasure to use something that "just works". I experience no discomfort when I read the text.
      You are fortunate because your text is readable and you consider it aesthetically pleasing.
      Take your Mac faggotry pissing contest elsewhere.

      Prettier fonts, indeed you effete jackass.

  101. Computer analoguy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So he's like the Theo of physics?

    But I happen to like Theo, but I guess I don't have to like everyone who think different(tm).

  102. Condensed Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People assume that the universe is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey, stuff.

    No, I'm serious. Look at the illustration on page 17 and tell me that's not what it looks like...

  103. The Standard Model by DrJimbo · · Score: 1

    ... the Standard Model, when applied to the bound states of nuclear particles, is just an approximation to the sought-for precise theory. ... It's just a device for making calculations,
    The Standard Model includes quantum electrodynamics which is the most precise theory so far created by humans. The Standard Model also includes a beautiful model of the strong nuclear force. As you have pointed out, it is tough to impossible to make precise calculations of the strong force using the Standard Model, but that is not because the SM is not precise.

    We can make very precise calculations of quantum electrodynamics using the standard model because the coupling coefficient, the fine structure constant (roughly 1/137, represented by the Greek letter alpha) is small enough to allow us to use an approximation, expanding the exact solution by orders of alpha:

    exact solution = alpha * some_mess + alpha^2 * bigger_mess + alpha^3 * much_bigger_mess + ...
    The coupling constant for the strong force is roughly one so we can't get meaningful results from a similar simple expansion.

    But please realize that almost all of physics consists of devices to make calculations. No physics theory is "based on reality" apart from its ability to be used as a device to make calculations. Ptolemy's epicycles were just as real as any other theory except for one thing. It lacked beauty and simplicity. The Standard Model's description of the strong force is almost the exact opposite of Ptolemy's epicycles. It has beauty and simplicity but it doesn't really serve as a device for making calculations.

    My take on it is that the Standard Model is fine even though it can't make precise predictions of strong interactions. It is small and simple and beautiful. The next big step is not to improve the calculations of the standard model (although there are many bright people trying to do just that), the next big step is unifying the Standard Model with gravity and General Relativity as this paper claims to have done.

    I've read the paper, I could only understand a small percentage (IWATP) but it felt right. The Standard Model is beautiful because it uses the same mechanism of symmetry groups to explain: the strong, the weak, and the electro-magnetic forces. The same game is played with different symmetry groups to describe the different forces. Perhaps it was a little ad hoc to just pull these different symmetry groups out of a hat, but this paper seems to cure that ad hockery. It shows that a much larger symmetry group called E8 contains all of the groups from the Standard Model in a very natural way. It also contains a group (or groups) that can be used for describing gravity.

    This is ever so much more appealing than string theory. It is string theory (not the Standard Model) that lacks ties to physical reality. If this paper holds up, even if it doesn't give us new predictions about relativistic bound states IMO it would be the biggest discovery in physics in our lifetimes. By far.

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  104. Experimental tests and verifications by DrJimbo · · Score: 1

    I think it is a bit early to claim there are no experimental tests or verifications. The theory does predict new particles and new forces. ISTM that this new theory will be much more likely than string theory to provide experimental tests.

    But even if it doesn't give us new physics that can be tested in the real world, if this paper holds up and really does unify the Standard Model with gravity then it would be a very wonderful, Nobel-worthy addition to physics. Using the single symmetry group, E8, is much more beautiful than the various smaller symmetry groups used by the Standard Model. If E8 can also be used to describe gravity as well then this new theory is breathtakingly beautiful. It reminds me of Newton's law of gravity which linked celestial mechanics with the force of gravity we feel on the surface of the Earth. Linking those two things together was absolutely gorgeous and this current paper (if it is true) is beautiful in a similar way.

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    We don't see the world as it is, we see it as we are.
    -- Anais Nin
    1. Re:Experimental tests and verifications by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      Now that you mention, Kepler would be proud of this theory.

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      Singularity: a belief in the "God" idea with the "demiurge" relation inverted.
  105. Mod parent up by Frans+Faase · · Score: 1

    This is really a very clear explaination.

  106. Sounds great... by ceeam · · Score: 1

    ... but all I can say about it is that E8 is one wicked smilie.

  107. Ok, I'm not and expert in all the math.. by StarfishOne · · Score: 1
    but somehow I do find it intriguing that the pattern displayed on page 15 of the paper looks like a nice hexagram/Star of David


    And that the graphic of the E8 model reminds me very much of certain mandala's.. perhaps I should check out the Sacred Geometry field. :)

  108. E8 is not the answer, M is the answer! by MarkMonster · · Score: 1

    E8 is not the answer, M is the answer!

    ... I mean, E8 has *only* 248 dimensions, whereas M has 196,883 dimensions!

    AFAIK, E8 is the largest exceptional Lie group, but why limit reality to Lie groups?
    (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classification_of_finite_simple_groups)

    I think our reality deserves to be described by the largest sporadic group, the Monster:
    http://www.daviddarling.info/encyclopedia/M/Monstrous_Moonshine_conjecture.html
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_group
    http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/week66.html

  109. Re:Your explanation is BRILLIANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I only wish!

  110. The Great Debate by handy_vandal · · Score: 3, Funny
    Still, it's hard to argue with a Nobel prize winner [acidhead].

    Not hard at all -- ! Goes like this:

    Nobel Prize Winner: "My theory," etc.

    Me: "No way, dude!"

    NPW: "Way!"

    Me: "Nuh-uh!"

    NPW: "Uh-huh!"

    Me: "Umm ... okay."
    [Okay, I was wrong. It wasn't easy, and he won the debate.]

    -kgj
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  111. Haha... by darkvizier · · Score: 1

    The universe is a lie!

    1. Re:Haha... by Bugs42 · · Score: 1

      The universe is a lie! s/universe/cake/
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      Programmer: an ingenious device that converts caffeine into code.
    2. Re:Haha... by imbaczek · · Score: 1

      wrong.

      every kid knows that the CAKE is a lie.

  112. Whoa by tomzyk · · Score: 1

    And after even BEGINNING to read, contemplate and understand all of that... to quote Strongbad, "MY HEAD ASPLODE!!!"

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  113. Lubos is physics troll by Alexpkeaton1010 · · Score: 1

    I have no doubt that Lubos knows more physics than me, but he obviously has no idea how internet culture works. As anyone who uses the internet knows, it is best to ignore trolls regardless of there opinion. To Lubus: if you don't like the theory, publish a paper, but don't cry about it in a blog. You are basically doing everything wrong that you accuse Lisi of doing.

  114. Elementary, Simple Maths by natoochtoniket · · Score: 1

    It's really quite elementary. There are code words in the titles of mathematical books and papers.

    When the title contains the word "advanced", it means the material is suitable for an undergraduate course in that topic.

    When the title contains the word "elementary", it is suitable for graduate students who have taken a few courses in the related topics.

    When the title contain the word "simple", it means the professors are going to have study for a while before they begin to understand it.

    When the title contains the word "foundations", it means either: it is quite beyond the faculty at most schools; or, it can be successfully used as a high-school text.

  115. it makes testable new predictions by peter303 · · Score: 1

    The article said there are "20 gaps" which could be new particles or forces. Perhaps the new CERN collider might find some of these.

    The problem with String Theory is there are so many free parameters that it doesnt make testable new predictions.

    1. Re:it makes testable new predictions by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That is wrong, it does make predictions. We have no way to test them in the lab;which is the same case with this theory.

      We have had one natural event which support string theory, but it's only one event.

      Both are good; neither can be tested. They both should continue with the scientific method until they have falsified them.

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  116. Amateur Physicist by gspawn · · Score: 0

    I'm not a professional or anything, but here's my take. First off, it's unfortunate so many people are jamming Slashdot with karma-mongering nothings when the topic at hand is such a nerdgasm for me, but I'll try to get over it. This paper seems to confirm a theory I've held to for a long time, that string theory (and related studies) really ARE just developing arbitrarily complicated models to describe the data, and weren't bothering to deal with anything like reality whatsoever. To go back to an older argument- something like a very simplified Heisenberg versus Einstein. And yes, I know I'll get murdered for putting it in these terms. When two particles collide, the results seem to be random. To Einstein (or, someone working from sensibility up) the most rational explanation was that there were measurable forces acting on the collision that we just didn't know how to correct for yet. To Heisenberg (or, somebody working from the math down) it was perfectly acceptable to say that the universe itself was entirely random and that this was just something we were going to have to deal with. Again, yes, I know that's oversimplified. String theory follows those lines (as does much of quantum mechanics). How do we explain all these bits we've observed that make no sense? Let's propose universes with n-dimensions where things happen that even the best mathematicians in the world are only really trying to guess at because these things only work on paper and make no sense whatsoever, really, when uttered. ...or maybe there are just a bunch of smaller particles and/or forces that we haven't observed yet. And yes, Occam's Razor applies here. It's turtles all the way down, baby. When these particles turn out to behave strangely, we'll have more bizarre theories to be solved by things sounding much more rational. Ad infinitum, perhaps. This brings up the argument of the first cause, but hey, that's for a later date. I've thought for the longest time that the "one theory" would be forehead-slappingly simple. Err... compared to string theory. I hope this one pans out. Would be nice to have been "in on" it. But even if this guess is a bit off, I'm willing to bet is much, MUCH closer to reality than string theory ever came.

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  117. New Theory of Everything! by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    No strings attached!

  118. He predicts the Cosmological constant to be... by sammyo · · Score: 1

    168570

    Think about it.

  119. I'm The Original by Theory+of+Everything · · Score: 1

    And Still The Best Theory of Everything

  120. Wishing the theory is wrong by dk90406 · · Score: 1
    If this theory is proven right, we might as well write off many of the most suggested methods of FTL flight. This includes wormholes, jumps to 5th travel 1 mile east, jump back and having traveled 9 light years southwest. You get the point.

    I downloaded the paper in an furious attempt to dispute it. Here are my conclusions:

    * Complex math tells me (ouch head hurts)
    * Nice pictures tell me (oooh shiney!)

    1. Re:Wishing the theory is wrong by dk90406 · · Score: 1
      On a more serious note, I would be interested in what the theory predicts about dark matter. Is it hidden among the predicted particles?

      I know the jury is still out voting about dark energy, but is there a hit of it in this theory?

  121. Newsflash: by raehl · · Score: 1

    Most people are dumb.

    Most surfers are dumb.

    Most skydivers are dumb.

    Most people who drive cars are dumb.

    Most people who live in your town/city are dumb.

    If you are in a profession that biases towards intellect (physicist, biologist, etc), chances are the people you encounter outside your work environment and in the general population are going to be dumber than you are. If everybody was smart, it wouldn't be called smart, it'd be called 'normal'.

    If you hang out with physicists in California, there's a good chance you'll run into a physicists who likes to surf. Because even smart people have hobbies, and a common hobby in California is surfing.

    But, that's just because you know a smart guy who likes to surf. Just because most A are B does not mean that most B are A. Lots of people in California like to surf, and just like anything else that doesn't have a bias towards intellect, most people who surf are dumb. But not all people who surf are dumb.

    1. Re:Newsflash: by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I really don't think surfers are any more or less dumb than the population generally.

      It was just that I happened to have had dinner with a couple of middle-aged surfers who were (while really nice guys) admittedly burned out from years of waves 'n' weed. Some of the discussion had been typical middle-aged guy talk, about where we were and from where we had come, joys, regrets, etc. All of us had made choices about our lives where in order to do something that meant a lot to us individually, we had each foregone some other achievement. That's what life is: making choices, or in most cases, letting life make choices for you.

      When I came home, half a bottle of Napa valley Pinot in me, I read the article here about the surfing physicist who had come up with a theory of everything, and several comments about how surfing made you a more successful scientist. I felt I had to share.

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  122. mg = milligrams by rbarreira · · Score: 1

    mg = milligrams
    g or mcg = micrograms

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    The AACS key is NOT 0xF606EEFD628B1CA427BEA93A9CA9773F
  123. Crap, slashdot doesn't print the greek mu letter by rbarreira · · Score: 1

    NT.

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  124. Duuuude... by Roduku · · Score: 1

    I, like, just discovered the answer to, like, life, the universe and everything, man.

  125. What I find funny... by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 1

    ...is the possibility that our existence may indeed be based on a Lie.

    *chuckle*

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    Ed R.Zahurak

    You know, oblivion keeps looking better every day.

    1. Re:What I find funny... by jamie(really) · · Score: 1

      Existence is cake?

  126. Audio etc by bjorniac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Garrett recently gave a talk to the International Loop Quantum Gravity Seminar: http://relativity.phys.lsu.edu/ilqgs/ has slides and audio from the talk (and many other less controversial talks).

  127. So introduce them in your next paper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think a lot of math students, at least, would tend to agree with you.
    I have a BS in mathematics and reading this stuff still gives me nightmares.

  128. Garrett Lisi's lifestyle by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    This Slashdot post of his gives you a pretty good idea of his lifestyle:

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=144751&cid=12122943

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  129. mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    slightly rude, but informative.

    the standard model is particle physics, not quantum physics.

  130. Re:Newsflash: You forgot one... by crotherm · · Score: 1



    You forgot....

    Most slashdot posters are dumb...

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  131. Its like E-Harmony !! by onion_joe · · Score: 2, Funny
    I get it! Its like an e-harmony compatibility profile where instead of dimensions of compatibility you have dimensions of particle properties!

    But I see something weird here (from wikipedia): "In conjunction with the 258-question relationship questionnaire, this is how all of the matches are delivered. One significant scoring factor is what may be called the honesty factor. Subtract the proposed divorce rate Dr. Warren wants in the US (10%) from the number of questions and...and...

    HOLY CRAP!!!!

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  132. Quick to judge by ubergeek65536 · · Score: 1

    I find many scientists are quick to judge other's work when it directly affects the validity of their work. Instead of saying maybe there is something here we can look at the are saying he's a crackpot. Even some crackpots like Copernicus, Galileo and Darwin have had good ideas.

  133. explained ? by PermanentMarker · · Score: 1

    I just wonder what kind of theory can describe "a mathematican" who discribes the universe ?
    Yes read that again that's a bit different..

    Would it be a fractal ?
    If so its only a question if the universe would like to be described by itself.
    But if it can describe itself by using a mathematican, then the universe is inteligent.'
    If so there is some room for gods this way.
    On the other hand if it wouldnt like to described it still might be inteligent (keeping its secrets smartly away).

    Hmmm this reminds me of the movie "pi"

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  134. The Theory of Everything by SMACX+guy · · Score: 1

    The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot stay in the cradle forever.

  135. Gosh! by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

    OAHU, Hawaii, Thursday -- Laid-back surfer dude Garrett Lisi is wowing the world of theoretical physics with his new paper "An Exceptionally Simple Theory Of Everything," reducing all fundamental physical forces to a single mathematical construct, the E8 Lie group.

    Like many an unsung genius, Dr Lisi has failed to turn his theory into bucks. "Being poor sucks. It's hard to figure out the secrets of the universe when you're trying to figure out where you and your girlfriend are going to sleep next month."

    Physicists worldwide were agog at the news of Dr Lisi's discovery. "Dude," said Lee Smolin of the Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics, "did you hear that? He has a girlfriend. He -- has -- a -- GIRLFRIEND. Duuude!"

    Dr Lisi's theory is "so simple a string theorist could grasp it. I was out surfing, the equation floated into my head, and I went 'Holy crap, that's it!'"

    Dr Lisi's theory notably bypasses problems with string theory, presently popular in the world of physics. "String theory is something that doesn't work, for guys without charm or a personality. No woman worth talking to will take a string theorist seriously. Even on bikinis it's just for decoration -- any serious surfin' girl knows to wear a one-piece.

    "String theorists are the sort of pain-in-the-ass nerds who hassle anyone with a female name showing up on IRC. Can you imagine those dweebs even being in the presence of a female without peeing themselves? Hahahahaha!"

    [Picture] A representation of E8, assembled by Dr Lisi one evening after scoring a particularly mellow sample. The white dots are girlfriends worth knowing, the green dots are sexy but crazy. A macho hunk of physicist who can negotiate their way through the 58-dimensional 240-node construct here illustrated can talk their way out of anything. In bed.

    [Picture] Dr Lisi with 222 very close personal friends, each corresponding to one of the 240 roots of E8. If his next 18 very close personal friends match the theory, it will be proven. "It's not finished yet, of course," he says. "I did have to establish the angle of the right eyebrow empirically."

    Czech mad scientist Dr Lubos Davros-Motl pooh-poohed Dr Lisi's theory. "Dr Lisi's theory is pooh-pooh," he said from his fourteenth-century castle high on a crag in Transylvania. "It is typical of anti-string crackpots with IQ below 100 who control academia. Crackpot Garrett Lisi does not understand the difference between fermions and bosons! Cranks with their "theories of everything" who know less than 1% what I do and whose IQ is 45 below mine! Literally an inferior species! Standard Model has been proven to be a consequence of compactified heterotic string theory back in 1985! Lisi and Smith and Sheppeard and Hossenfelder will NEVER get onto hep-th on arXiv! 4 simultaneous 24 hour Days within only 1 rotation of 4 quadrant Earth! They are EDUCATED EVIL and STUPID! STUPID STUPID!" Dr Davros' henchmen then started waving large clubs with spikes in the direction of our reporter, signaling the end of the interview.

    Dr Lisi is not fazed. "String theory is a dying field," he said. "I mean, it's not like they're going to reproduce."

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  136. GANNON-BANNED by tepples · · Score: 1

    ...or does that guy bear an unsettling resemblance to Jeff Gannon/Guckert? Not this Gannon, right?
  137. My views on 42s by tepples · · Score: 1

    42. I'm sorry, what was the question again?

    How many years are there between the UNIX epoch and end of this age in the Mayan calendar, rounded down? (Answer: Forty-two.)

    What should we build in ourselves to help us face our problems? (Answer: Fortitude.)

  138. 42 - E8 = (Life + The Universe) by Thanshin · · Score: 1

    nt

  139. By Aether Wave Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the E8 grup describes the tighest structure of particles, formed by density fluctuations of another particles, recursivelly. Such particles can form the observable mass, if our generation of Universe is formed by interior of dense giant star (sort of black hole). Therefore this model has a physical meaining even in the scope of Newton's theory.

  140. E8 Mandala by Undercover+Jellyfish · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or does the 2D representation of the E8 structure look suspiciously like a Maldala. And not the newer ones but the older ones that go back to Buddhism and Bohn religion. These people could have already seen this structure in their meditation states way back then.

  141. I came up with a theory of everything by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

    I came up with a theory of everything, but it predicted that it was wrong, and it was right, and now my head hurts.

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  142. A very belated 'Thank You' by ynotds · · Score: 1

    This thread has been sitting in a tab for six days as I slowly worked my way down to find your marvelous exposition here. I'm just glad I know enough to follow it and appreciate it, though far from enough to try to add anything to it. And I am definitely going to link to it from somewhere a lot less volatile.

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