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  1. Nothing new under the Sun on Tesla Gigafactory Begins Production (reuters.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Am I the only person here who took this long to realize that Tesla cars are powered by what amounts to a shitload of flashlight batteries wired up in a tub?

    "Why, the fax-machine ain't nothin' but a waffle-iron with a phone attached!"

  2. "Labels" enjoy profit surge... on Music Streaming Hailed as Industry's Saviour as Labels Enjoy Profit Surge (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    ...not "artists"? Am I right to be cautious in assuming one follows the other?

    What does "industry" mean in this context exactly?

  3. Coincidentally there is no vagina bone.

    I think the pelvis counts.

    Men have vagina bones too?

    Not just that, but nipples too.

  4. Re: Obviously never met a $10 hooker on Lack of Penis Bone In Humans Linked To Monogamous Relationships and Quick Sex, Study Says (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Coincidentally there is no vagina bone.

    I think the pelvis counts.

  5. Re:Finally the WW3 on roads on Feds Unveil Rule Requiring Cars To 'Talk' To Each Other (thehill.com) · · Score: 1

    More than 20 million were killed in car accidents in the 21st century alone

    And another 60 million in the century before.

  6. More people are reading articles about... on Microsoft Says More People Are Switching From Macs To Surface Than Ever Before (theverge.com) · · Score: 0

    ...Mac to Surface conversion than ever before!

    Yesterday: 0
    Today: Best ever

    If these trends continue, tomorrow will be tremendous!

  7. More likely a manufacturing-at-scale problem... on AirPods Delay Attributed To Apple Ensuring Both Earpieces Receive Audio At Same Time (macrumors.com) · · Score: 1

    ...according to Gruber.

  8. Re:For what? on Microsoft Brings Collaborative Editing To PowerPoint On Desktop (venturebeat.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can some people list some uses for this?

    1. To collaboratively edit a PowerPoint on desktop.

  9. Re:"Science" on Microbiome Changes Drive the Dieting Yo-Yo Effect, Study Finds (smh.com.au) · · Score: 1, Informative

    the authors found that the particular bacterial population that thrives in the high-fat regime persists in the gut even once the mice have returned to normal weight and normal metabolic function after a dieting cycle. This leaves them more susceptible to weight gain

    Because this is why people get fat. From eating fat. In other news, eating sugar causes diabetes.

    The research is to do with why dieting is rarely successful, not why people get fat.

    Essentially: Eat badly, get fat, diet, lose weight, get the munchies all over again because your tummy is still hungry for fat.

  10. Re:Does that include the App Store profits? on Apple Captures Record 91 Percent of Global Smartphone Profits: Research (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    If that does not include their App Store profits, then it's even more significant.

    Apple's software profits probably look like a rounding-error compared to their hardware profits.

  11. Re:Even as a Tesla critic, absolutely yes they are on Are Tesla Crashes Balanced Out By The Lives That They Save? (eetimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Yes, I'm not saying that *every* car must be autopilot. But just like herd-immunity it'll be better for all of us when we vaccinate the roads against the plague of undependable human agency.

    Speaking of choice, nobody "chooses" to save themselves in the event of a crash. They just react.

    Sure, this doesn't mean people don't delude themselves into thinking they're the exception, until of course they are *really* called upon to act on reflex. And if something unthinkable happens they get to have all the fun of living with the consequences of those reflexes and how they might have done things differently.

    Robots are faster at reacting than flesh. It's just a fact, and it's only a matter of programming to make those reactions not just faster, but so much better than human it won't even be worth comparing anymore. But this still doesn't mean you won't be able to take your roadster out for a spin on Sundays.

  12. Re:Apple has lost its Mojo on Apple's New 15-Inch MacBook Pros Have Storage Soldered To the Logic Board (macrumors.com) · · Score: 1

    Steve Jobs always wanted Macs to be appliances that the user could not tinker with or modify. Now they have made it for him.

    How does this reflect on their mojo? Surely by meeting Jobs' ambitions they've attained maximum mojo-level?

  13. Re:Not very secure on Apple's New 15-Inch MacBook Pros Have Storage Soldered To the Logic Board (macrumors.com) · · Score: 5, Informative

    How are you supposed to wipe the SSD before you sell it?

    Clear the FileVault encryption key.

  14. Re:Even as a Tesla critic, absolutely yes they are on Are Tesla Crashes Balanced Out By The Lives That They Save? (eetimes.com) · · Score: 1

    You shouldn't be afraid. Just pragmatically aware that the abstraction you're sitting in is leaky.

    And so is the alternate abstraction in which software decides if I live or die. There is no risk free choice on offer at present.

    There is no risk-free choice and there never will be. But one will eventually prove itself to be less riskier than the other, and continually improvable, and the mindset to accept that will take far longer to propagate than any provably better autopilot software, even if the cars being auto-piloted do-away with the liquid explosive part.

  15. Re:Even as a Tesla critic, absolutely yes they are on Are Tesla Crashes Balanced Out By The Lives That They Save? (eetimes.com) · · Score: 1

    You're sitting in half a ton of steel, glass, and liquid explosive, as is everyone around you, and you're all navigating a concrete obstacle course with varying degrees of concentration at speeds you're not evolved to cope with.

    OMG I should be afraid! Yet the reality is so much less scary...

    You shouldn't be afraid. Just pragmatically aware that the abstraction you're sitting in is leaky.

  16. Re:Even as a Tesla critic, absolutely yes they are on Are Tesla Crashes Balanced Out By The Lives That They Save? (eetimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Driving is dangerous,

    Is it? I drive a fair bit, and sure it's more risky than lying on your couch, but not by much. I think the word 'danger' gets over-exaggerated these days considering how safe just about everything is relative to even 50 years ago.

    You're sitting in half a ton of steel, glass, and liquid explosive, as is everyone around you, and you're all navigating a concrete obstacle course with varying degrees of concentration at speeds you're not evolved to cope with.

    I guess 50 years of cleverly abstracting this reality away with safety features has worked.

  17. Re:Four hard problems in programming: on 'Here Be Dragons': The Seven Most Vexing Problems In Programming (infoworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Or, as old Fortran programmers would put it, insisting that the first item in a list have an index of 0.

    There's a real-world problem that helped this logic make sense for me.

    When I was learning to drive I was told that a good rule for keeping a safe-distance from the car in front, regardless of speed, is 2 seconds. To count those seconds you would watch the car in front pass a sign-post or other reference point, and count until you reach that reference yourself. Over time you get a feel for the right safe distance at any speed.

    But when I counted I would start at "1" and not "0", meaning I was slowly training myself to have only a 1 second break between myself and whoever was in front of me. How many stop-watches have I ever used start counting from 00:01:00? Precisely one. I mean zero.

    Anyway, long before I figured out how stupid I was, I had heard from others that they thought the same rule was 3 seconds, not 2. Presumably they were taught by driving-instructor who understood that people are always off-by-one when they measure time.

  18. It works like cows then? on November 14th Supermoon Will Be Biggest In 68 Years (nationalgeographic.com) · · Score: 1

    So it works the same way as cows?

  19. Somebody had to take the babysitter home... on Adobe Is Working On 'Photoshop For Audio' That Will Let You Add Words Someone Never Said (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    ...and I notice she was sitting on her SWEET CAN I GRAB HER SWEET CAN

  20. If only there were bumblebees in space.

    There are! Where do you think Earth is?

  21. The year of Linux on mobile is at hand! on Mobile Browsing Just Overtook the Desktop For the First Time (alphr.com) · · Score: 1

    Next year, the desktop!

  22. Didn't Musk say multiple LEO trips were necessary? on SpaceX Plan To Fuel Rockets With People Aboard Raises Alarm Bells (fortune.com) · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...to refuel the Spaceship?

    If that's already the case, why not send up an empty Spaceship, refuel it robotically with Tankers, *then* send up the passengers?

    It's only one extra trip out of an already envisioned ~3-5 trips that his keynote talked about anyway.

  23. Re:Touch ID power button on MacBook Pro (2016) Disappointment Pushes Some Apple Loyalists To Ubuntu Linux (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    They need a software fix for a button nobody outside of Apple (and a few tech media) has pressed?

  24. Re:The answer is obvious... on Nintendo Unveils 'Switch', Its New Gaming Console and Tablet Hybrid (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    Isn't it obvious?

    Unless this is some obscure lesson in grammar ("want" vs. "can"), then no, not in the least.

  25. Re:The answer is obvious... on Nintendo Unveils 'Switch', Its New Gaming Console and Tablet Hybrid (engadget.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Given the choice between a Switch or my Wii, I know which one I want to play with.

    Erm... so which is it?