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Microsoft Says More People Are Switching From Macs To Surface Than Ever Before (theverge.com)

Microsoft has been targeting Mac users with its Surface commercials recently, and it appears they might be paying off. From a report on The Verge: The software giant claims that November was the "best month ever for consumer Surface sales," following a number of Black Friday deals on the Surface Pro 4. Microsoft still isn't providing sales numbers, but the company claims "more people are switching from Macs to Surface than ever before." Microsoft cites "the disappointment of the new MacBook Pro" and its trade-in program for MacBooks for tempting people to switch to Surface. Again, Microsoft refuses to provide numbers but vaguely claims "our trade-in program for MacBooks was our best ever."

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  1. It's gone from one to two? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That would be "more than ever before"...

    1. Re:It's gone from one to two? by The-Ixian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, considering that the Surface is the first line of computers that Microsoft has ever produced, there are plenty of opportunities for record setting when measured against themselves.

      From everything I have seen, the Surface is a pretty neat device and I think it is getting better with every rev. Also the Surface Studio is looking like a real winner. Still... Any time I hear a company tout their own sales numbers, I roll my eyes.

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    2. Re: It's gone from one to two? by Type44Q · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's a lot more than that; I heard they had to take off their shoes and socks to count 'em.

    3. Re:It's gone from one to two? by Desler · · Score: 1

      But they disn't actually tout numbers. They're not releasing them because they know the "better than ever" numbers are likely miniscule.

    4. Re:It's gone from one to two? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes a 500% increase in surface sales might be what apple sells in a few hours.

    5. Re:It's gone from one to two? by Streetlight · · Score: 1

      That would be "more than ever before"...

      Your beat me too it. It would seem that a company heavily dependent on data could provide the numbers. The numbers could actually reveal the actual sales of Surface 4 parts.

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    6. Re:It's gone from one to two? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      The number HAS DOUBLED.

      It now stands at TWO.

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    7. Re:It's gone from one to two? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      are likely miniscule

      Compared to what?

      Compared to all the laptops in the world? Sure
      Compared to high end devices? It's probably quite considerable considering they have a single line and lots of competition.
      Compared to hybrids? They own nearly the entire market enough so that they started getting Apple interested in "iPad Pros" in a way that they colossally missed the point by putting iOS on it instead of OSX.

    8. Re:It's gone from one to two? by Kjella · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also the Surface Studio is looking like a real winner.

      Winner or loser it seems like an extreme niche product. More like a symbolic jab at Apple about who is the artist's choice than anything that'll show up on the bottom line in a big way.

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    9. Re:It's gone from one to two? by Desler · · Score: 1

      Compared to what?

      Did you bother to read the topic of this article?

      Microsoft Says More People Are Switching From Macs To Surface Than Ever Before

      Is reading comprehension not your strong suit?

    10. Re:It's gone from one to two? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you factor in (very) close family and (a) friend, it's 800% better.

      CAP === 'planer'

    11. Re:It's gone from one to two? by neoritter · · Score: 0

      That joke is older than Hillary Clinton's uterus...it's also in the subject line of AC's subject...

    12. Re:It's gone from one to two? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      professionals are not going to move to the surface studio in any large numbers for one very good reason, the N-Trig digitizer. It is nowhere near as good as a Wacom, and yes, I own a Surface Pro 3 and Cintiq, so I am making an educated comparison. The Wacom is far superior to the NTrig. I use my surface for some light touchups on occasion, but any real work gets done on the Cintiq. Hell, the digitizer on my Galaxy Note Pro 12 is better than the surface. If only I could run full versions of software on that, I'd ditch the surface altogether.

    13. Re:It's gone from one to two? by sglewis100 · · Score: 1

      Considered revenue from Surface was over a billionin the second quarter of 2016, I suspect it's a fairly high number of sales. Some of the commenters suggested it went from 1 to 2. That would be a pretty expensive Surface, at a retail price of about a billion bucks.

    14. Re:It's gone from one to two? by Gussington · · Score: 1

      From everything I have seen, the Surface is a pretty neat device and I think it is getting better with every rev.

      Well allow me to contrast those opinions. I have a Surface Pro 3 as a work device. It does ok, but I still prefer my Dell XPS laptop that I have at home it's an actual laptop, so sits in your lap properly. The whole convertible/detachable keyboard/kickstand format is just goofy. The weight is all in the screen so tries it's best to topple over at any opportunity.
      I'll choose the standard laptop form factor any time.

    15. Re:It's gone from one to two? by espenskaufel · · Score: 1

      Who cares about professionals? Everyone I know want one, artist or not. The studio part is just marketing to make it seem even more special. I will be like the MacBook Pro, mostly used by over payed script kiddies and teenagers, not the professionals.

    16. Re:It's gone from one to two? by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that the average selling price of a Surface is around $1,000. (The lower end models are probably the ones that sell in volume and there are frequent sales.) At that price they would have sold over a million Surfaces in the quarter. Q2 is their busiest one because that's when they introduced the most recent upgrade, which means a rush of people buying the new shiny and also a rush of people taking advantage of closeout prices on the previous version.

      Going forward, their average selling price will trend upward due to the introduction of the Surface Book and the Surface Studio, and the demise of the inexpensive Surface 3. But Microsoft is now talking about a new version of Windows for ARM with binary emulation for x86 code, with plans to put it on a wide variety of cellular-capable portable devices, and I expect to see a Surface 4 and possibly a Surface Mini as showcases for that; those products would bring the average price back down.

    17. Re:It's gone from one to two? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I like my Surface Pro 4. I keep it on the kitchen table and as long as I keep food out of the keyboard all is going well .My Netflix movies look great.Plus, I bought it on Black Friday for under a grand. I'll take that.

    18. Re:It's gone from one to two? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surface Studio is a nice concept, but I tried one out at a Microsoft store and it's impossible to draw a straight line on it. Wiggles even worse if you go slow. Wacom-tech tablets always have this problem, but this was worse by far.

      Maybe by version 3? ;)

  2. If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck for geeks who really just want a dependable Linux-like machine. That silly new "swipe bar", the loss of easy USB ports, and more.

    However, I can't see myself ever going to a Surface. My main Windows laptop is a Dell Latitude that can double as a desktop and compiles quickly with a large screen. I also have a Windows tablet I use to surf the web, buy stuff and play Civ 5. But the Surfaces are just trash - hybrids for consumers, with no value for geeks.

  3. It's all relative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last month 1 person traded, this month 2 more did.

    1. Re:It's all relative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wow, so now they have twice as many Surface owners as for Windows Phone? Thing sure are looking up!

  4. Reminds me of the US version of The Office by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So more people are switching from Macs to Surface than ever before. It reminds me of an episode of the US version of The Office. This may not be word for word what happened, but it's close enough to make my point.

    Pam: I doubled my sales from the previous month.
    Andy (sarcastically) : Yeah, to 2 from 1.
    Pam: Yep.

    1. Re:Reminds me of the US version of The Office by exor · · Score: 0

      So microsoft went from selling 0 Surface to 1 Big deal

    2. Re: Reminds me of the US version of The Office by Type44Q · · Score: 4, Funny

      I take it math isn't your thing.

    3. Re:Reminds me of the US version of The Office by lastman71 · · Score: 1

      So microsoft went from selling 0 Surface to 1 Big deal

      Hey, infinite times than before!

    4. Re:Reminds me of the US version of The Office by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Not only are their statistics vague (in that they're saying "more than before" without numbers), but they may be misleading. They're citing the fact that their trade-in program is doing well. It may be that people are trading in an old Mac they don't use anymore in order to get a discount on a Surface, but that doesn't necessarily mean that a new Mac isn't still their primary machine.

      I mean, it's possible that people are trading in their Macs for Surface en masse, but I wouldn't trust Microsoft's claims on that. For all the people who might be disappointed that Apple has replaced function keys with a touchscreen on the new MacBook Pro, is seems hard to believe that the solution would be to use a tablet.

    5. Re:Reminds me of the US version of The Office by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Pam: I doubled my sales from the previous month.
      Andy (sarcastically) : Yeah, to 2 from 1.
      Pam: Yep.

      That could very well be true because before, Surface sucked a lot. Now that its getting better ("good enough"), there are more likely to be a steady but small amount of switchers, probably to run applications not available on Mac.

      However, that doesn't mean the flow is big enough to worry Apple, only that Surface stopped sucking so bad. MS is spinning.

    6. Re: Reminds me of the US version of The Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it math isn't your thing.

      wat?
      because 2 is not the double of 1?

      I do not get why comments such as your get up voted

    7. Re:Reminds me of the US version of The Office by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Every time Microsoft is mentioned on /. the ignorant morons come creeping out of the woodwork.

  5. Lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there a Touch Bar with a tiny piano? Didn't think so.

    1. Re:Lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like a punchline to a joke... oh, wait, no, that's the three wishes one that ends "well put it like this, do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist ?"

  6. 1 0 by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Okay, which one of you switched to Surface?

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  7. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by known_coward_69 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    i just went back to a desktop. except for my work laptop the Macbook and other laptops i've had rarely left the house and now i have a smartphone for that

    the iMac or MBP, plus the applecare to pay for that hard drive or SSD that has a good chance of dying within three years plus tax and you're close to $3000 just to run the same Google Chrome as a Wintel machine for 1/3 the price or less runs

  8. Microsoft Says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...waiting until Netcraft confirms.

  9. People are switching! by Pinky · · Score: 1

    Some Guy: We had 3 switchers!

    Bill: Really? That's more than we have ever had before.

  10. Laptop Replacement by RumGunner · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I got a surface at work to replace an aging laptop. I suspect a lot of surface purchases are of a similar nature. Microsoft may be cutting into Mac purchases, but I suspect they are cutting even more into OEM business.

    1. Re:Laptop Replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surface are more expensive and less capable than a decent OEM laptop for business. So I doubt many companies are buying them.

      I guess a few Mac users might switch, but I honestly doubt all that many will, unless Apple just sells off or shitcans the Mac business unit for good.

    2. Re:Laptop Replacement by damaki · · Score: 2

      What is a decent laptop now that pretty much every single x86/x64 processor has enough power to run about anything reasonable? And while I do not own a Surface for a religious reason (GNU Linux), it is surely a neat, compact and quite cheap machine. We got some of these, at my workplace, mostly for some specific applications testing.

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    3. Re:Laptop Replacement by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      This. We just bought 20000 of the things.

    4. Re:Laptop Replacement by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Sure you did. What company just bought 20,000 Surfaces? Baloney.

    5. Re:Laptop Replacement by Desler · · Score: 1

      "We" who?

    6. Re:Laptop Replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We" who?

      The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.

    7. Re:Laptop Replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. I am considering getting one soon as I am going to be starting a part time MBA program (waiting out for the surface pro 5 hopefully).

      A few years ago, I replaced my personal laptop with a Nexus 7 tablet. I still have a powerful desktop and an HTPC, but I use that thing daily. It is getting a little old though, and while it is great for consumption, it struggles with anything that would need a keyboard. I've even traveled with it using a bluetooth keyboard and the Citrix app for any work emergencies that arose...but it is a little small for that and still annoying without a mouse.

      Now I'll need something that can run a few real apps (R and Excel mostly) since I prefer to leave my work laptop in my office (for remote desktop because our VPN is super slow and thus accessing server resources outside the office sucks). The surface pro can replace my nexus 7 as a tablet to use on the couch or while eating breakfast, but I can also bring it to class and group sessions for use as a real computer. It is more than powerful enough for the kinds of data I will be working with, and the form factor makes it much easier to travel with, especially if there are times where I need to travel with my business laptop but also want access to my "school" computer.

      Two years ago, I would have probably ended up with a macbook air...but with the way apple is moving, they have really pulled themselves off the table. A year ago it would have been a Dell XPS 13...but I am leaning more and more towards the Surface Pro.

    8. Re:Laptop Replacement by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Sure you did. What company just bought 20,000 Surfaces? Baloney.

      A company who's contract with HP expired, and had it's IT department do a technical evaluation of the Surface when the Pro 3 first came out, and had a large trial over the past 6 months while IT did a technical evaluation of Windows 10. Wide scale roll-out is scheduled for Q2 next year.

      You know, the normal process by which Fortune 500 companies decide IT related contracts and complete hardware evaluation. Or let me guess, you think Santa comes in on the 25th Dec and drops a little Dell to all the good girls and boys.

    9. Re:Laptop Replacement by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      "We" who?

      A Fortune 500 company with more than 20000 employees and money to do a large scale IT refresh when the previous contract expired.

    10. Re:Laptop Replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I reckon there's a ton of Microsoft houses out there who've heard that mobility is important, and think a Surface is a great way to say "we're giving users mobility!" and save money all at the same time. There are going to be an awful lot of pissed off worker bees in the coming months...

  11. More people are reading articles about... by Black.Shuck · · Score: 0

    ...Mac to Surface conversion than ever before!

    Yesterday: 0
    Today: Best ever

    If these trends continue, tomorrow will be tremendous!

  12. Re:1 0 by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 4, Funny

    With apologies to Mark Twain:

    There are lies, damned lies, and marketing.

  13. More than ever? Yeah right... by Desler · · Score: 2

    If the figures were really that great, why not provide them? Wouldn't that be a punch to the gut to Apple?

    1. Re:More than ever? Yeah right... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      If the figures were really that great, why not provide them? Wouldn't that be a punch to the gut to Apple?

      Exactly.

      This "news" reminds me very much of the last time Microsoft was touting "switchers"...

  14. Click-bait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No facts. Typical PR spin. Do we really need this kind of fluff trotted our repeatedly?

  15. Tell it to the NFL by doggo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ask Bill Belichick just how great Surface tablets are.

    1. Re:Tell it to the NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Ask Bill Belichick just how great Surface tablets are.

      Yes, lets trust a football coach (i guess a coach. a player? who really cares?!) to give analysis on a piece of technology.

    2. Re:Tell it to the NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Belichick has a 30-40 point IQ advantage over you.

      So, yeah. I'd trust Belichick's opinion over yours any day of the week.

    3. Re:Tell it to the NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh, meat heads with traumatic brain injuries can't figure out computers.... big surprise...

    4. Re:Tell it to the NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are your sources on Belichick and GPs IQ?

    5. Re:Tell it to the NFL by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Belichick has a 30-40 point IQ advantage over you.

      So, yeah. I'd trust Belichick's opinion over yours any day of the week.

      Belichick prefers paper because it doesn't have the glitches that can happen with computers.

      Given the NFL's track record with getting wireless headsets right, what makes you think that the problem is the Surface Pro itself and not just the underlying wireless service and/or the software that they are using?

      But hey Belichick is smart, so he must be a computer, wireless, and software expert and knows exactly where the problem lies... right...

    6. Re:Tell it to the NFL by geek · · Score: 1

      Bellichick's problems were with the stadium WiFi. He just doesn't understand that the WiFi and the tablet are separate things.

    7. Re:Tell it to the NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      seemed to work ok for iPads. Explain?

    8. Re:Tell it to the NFL by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Given the NFL's track record with getting wireless headsets right, what makes you think that the problem is the Surface Pro itself and not just the underlying wireless service and/or the software that they are using?

      Well, you're assuming that the majority of issues that the Belichick has had is with the connectivity. He himself has said that the connection is a problem; but that the reliability of the system is another.

      "Sometimes something happens and it has to be fixed. And first of all, you have to find out what the problem is," he said. "It could be one of 15 different things."--Bill Belichick

      Colin Kaepernick saying that the device often has to be rebooted and that he has many times had to knock it on it’s side to get the screen to unfreeze.

      Remember that the Surface tablets the NFL uses are not stock ones you can get from BestBuy. They have customized software. Who wrote that software? Probably Microsoft. So when a glitch occurs, there's no one to turn to but MS.

      In my opinion I also think MS designed their system to need constant wifi connection as a requirement which is, rather, a stupid design. Given that you have 100,000 fans in the stadium with all their devices interfering with the wifi signal alone, I don't think MS about that requirement really.

      But hey Belichick is smart, so he must be a computer, wireless, and software expert and knows exactly where the problem lies... right...

      Um, no. He knows they don't work well for him and his staff. They are very unreliable at times. Things are not easy to fix. That's all he needs to know.

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    9. Re:Tell it to the NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like an homage to Microsoft, the way you blame the user for not understanding which part of an end-to-end solution has specifically broken while ignoring the fact that what matters to the user is that the end-to-end solution is not working well...

    10. Re:Tell it to the NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the GP (GGP in my case) post is source enough to know that his is in the 80s.

      So there's that.

      BTW "pretty sure" is pretty fuzzy. If your IQ wasn't in the 80s, you'd know that.

  16. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by BitZtream · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Are you really comparing a MBP to a Chromebook like they serve the same roll? Really?

    Maybe you're just an idiot for paying 3k for a web browser but there is no Chromebook that can do anything for me that my MBP does, other than browse the web.

    If you don't do anything other than what a Chromebook does, then you're an idiot for buying anything OTHER than a Chromebook.

    Your post illustrates your shortcomings and in ability to buy the right product, not any of the flaws on the current MBP

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  17. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by geeper · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sorry, I disagree. I have a Surface Pro 4 (mid-line model provided by work) and it doubles just fine as a desktop for me. If you have the docking station and monitors it's a nice device. It runs visual studio pretty easily with solutions with 10-15 projects so it's no problem with other text editors or simpler tools. It may struggle with Photoshop or high end video editing, but for development - it's fine. I'm also running a VM with Linux Mint. I'm not a huge MS fan but this device has worked pretty well for me.

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  18. Parent is a faggot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Admiral Aspergers reporting for duty, sir!!

    - You

    1. Re:Parent is a faggot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think failing 8th grade math is just fine so long as I get in a terrible joke!

      - Hopefully no one, but sadly you

  19. Bullshit by 110010001000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Look around. Have you ever seen a Surface outside of the NFL sideline? And stop it with "well I have one and I love it, and so do all my friends". No you don't, you are a shill. The evidence is all around you. You don't see them on the streets, in coffeeshops, at places of business. They ship a lot to retailers for sure, but they don't sell any.

    1. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nuh uh! A guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy says his company have all switched to Surface Pros!

    2. Re:Bullshit by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      OK, so maybe that, but other than THAT GUY I have never heard of anyone actually owning a Surface.

    3. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work with a guy that likes his, as far as I can tell. I think he uses it mainly as a laptop, though. I've never seen it in use as a tablet.

    4. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Looking around my University campus, I see some Macs, a TON of "traditional" laptops (HP, Toshiba, etc,) and zero Surfaces. It's about the same thing in the few conferences I've attended to: a few macs, many laptops, and PROBABLY one Surface (I didn't get a good look) so far.

      I don't care either way. People can use what they like. Also, I'm not actively looking for them or building statistics on the frequency of laptops models. It's just what I see. The surface is a rare and mythical beast.

    5. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Look around. Have you ever seen a Surface outside of the NFL sideline? ... You don't see them on the streets, in coffeeshops, at places of business.

      Actually, yes, I do. With every meeting I have to attend, there are an increasing number of them. Using one isn't high on my priority list, but apparently there's a fair amount of tablet envy amongst those who tote notebook computers around all day.

    6. Re:Bullshit by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I know a couple of people (not counting people I know that work at MSR) that have them and they seem to like them. The Metro UI is actually not completely terrible on a touchscreen device (though Microsoft's attempt to make a UI that works well on small touchscreens and large non-touch monitors has been a disaster). I don't think I'd buy one, but they don't seem too bad (once you get beyond the fact that Microsoft still puts the buttons the wrong way around in every single dialog box in the entire OS).

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    7. Re:Bullshit by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      I don't have one nor do I ever intend to have one, but I did borrow one once to use as a guinea pig for an application I wrote for work (that was later installed on 6 field-model machines). It was OK, but I wouldn't ever have need of one for myself, I'd spend comparable money on a better laptop.

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    8. Re:Bullshit by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The evidence is all around you.

      Yes it is. I have two, and so do my friends. (See I didn't say I have one)

      Oh and we just bought 20000 of them for work, and the local government just bought 8000 of them, my wife's school said starting next year the first grade will migrate from iPads to Surfaces.

      The evidence is literally all around me. Now on the flip side I've only ever seen 2 Macbook Pros, and my wife hates using them, though given the Apple TVs and airports are being ripped out of the school I don't think the next round of staff purchases will include these either.

      Hey MS, Pay me. I'm apparently your shill.

    9. Re:Bullshit by rgbscan · · Score: 1

      I was surprised to see my Honda dealer actively using them. Salesman used it as a wireless tablet in the lot to pull up specifics on different models I wanted to look at while we walked around, then when we went inside he docked it to a traditional monitor and keyboard and used it to get the paperwork going on my purchase. Only place I've seen one used, but it looked like a nice use case.

    10. Re:Bullshit by 110010001000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure. Sure you did. Please send us the name of your local government and what school. Baloney.

    11. Re:Bullshit by 110010001000 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Please send us a picture of someone with one.

    12. Re:Bullshit by ilsaloving · · Score: 2

      To be fair, I actually *have* started seeing them in Coffee Shops, and a few of our employees have also started bringing them in.

    13. Re:Bullshit by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Please send us a picture of one person in a coffee shop that is using a Surface. Just one.

    14. Re:Bullshit by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      How the fuck do you know what I own, exactly? It's not my problem if you can't look beyond "oh noes it's Microsoft it must suck!" and realize that they've made a pretty sweet piece of hardware.

    15. Re:Bullshit by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. At risk of sounding like a shill here, but actually both of my biggest clients have several, and both are happy with them and adding more all the time. They both have software that needs windows so mac's aren't an option. At one the outbound sales reps are loving them; the company hasn't rolled out windows 10 yet, but allows for BYOD so more and more of outbound reps are buying their own; as well as a couple of the upper management have surfacebooks (they're 'exempt' from the regular roll out rules and can have what they want.)

      At the other, likewise, the surfaces are making their way into the hands of the outside sales people and marketing people who use them at trade shows.

      I *personally* don't have one. and I don't have much interest in the surface, but the surface book, honestly looks like a pretty good machine .... I'm writing this on a 1 year old Macbook Pro, and I have no interest in the new one. I don't need a new laptop yet, but if i did... I'd give the surfacebook a hard look. And perhaps when I need a new laptop in a couple years that generation of the surface book may be what i go with. I more or less assume Apple will probably still be selling the MBP they just released so i'm not holding a lot of hope there. :(

    16. Re:Bullshit by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I know you don't own a Surface. So just stop it already. The Surface is actually a pretty good piece of hardware - I didn't say it sucked. I just said they haven't sold any.

    17. Re:Bullshit by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Great. Post a picture of one of your "biggest clients" that has one. Or someone at a "trade show" that has one.

    18. Re:Bullshit by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Nice! What Honda dealer? Got a picture of them with a Surface?

    19. Re:Bullshit by dbialac · · Score: 1

      I live in one of the most hipster towns in the US. I do work from one of the most hipster coffee shops in town. I'm seeing an evolution from macs to surfaces at said establishment. I've actually seen 4 surfaces and 1 mac in the shop on one occasion.

    20. Re:Bullshit by tibit · · Score: 1

      the first grade will migrate from iPads to Surfaces

      Good luck to them. They're gonna need it.

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    21. Re:Bullshit by pak9rabid · · Score: 2

      https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iB5txqI... Look real productive!

    22. Re:Bullshit by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Nice! Please post a picture of a single person using a Surface in your coffee shop. Thanks!

    23. Re:Bullshit by sensei+moreh · · Score: 1

      My brother-in-law has a Surface Book.

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    24. Re:Bullshit by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Cool! Post a picture of your brother-in-law using his Surface. Thanks!

    25. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, these employees are assigned one from the IT department. Who in turn were issued them from on high when a deal was brokered between Redmond & your Purchasing Dept.

    26. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what ??? 110010001000 has not demanded a picture of this coffee shop yet.

    27. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My company offers them when its time to replace your laptop. Most of the managers have opted for them and the rest of us plebs opt for the dell precision.

      There have been some growing pains, saw my direct supervisor return his for networking issues where for some reason they couldn't get it to work when the dock was wired to his home network.

    28. Re:Bullshit by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      I sure did. I'm still waiting for ONE PERSON to actually have a picture of someone using one.

    29. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, so maybe that, but other than THAT GUY I have never heard of anyone actually owning a Surface.

      I own a surface pro, maybe you need to get of the the basement.

    30. Re:Bullshit by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Sure. Sure you do.

    31. Re:Bullshit by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      Actually, they were BYOD devices. At this point they're mostly a curiosity, but they're certainly interesting.

    32. Re:Bullshit by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      I know you don't own a Surface. So just stop it already. The Surface is actually a pretty good piece of hardware - I didn't say it sucked. I just said they haven't sold any.

      Well, I have a surface Pro 4... So they sold at least one...

      I used it this weekend to draw out plans and write down measurements for putting my TV on the wall in One Note. I love the stylus and One Note. It's easier than pen and paper and I have a copy of it for future reference. I also use it at work for taking notes and when I am traveling as my portable computer. It reduced the weight in my travel backpack by about 2lbs.

      The one problem that I do have with it is that while the Stylus is magnetic and sticks to the side, it's not strong enough. Just the movement of carrying it in my work backpack causes it to release and drop to the bottom of my bag.

    33. Re:Bullshit by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      I'll try. I'm not a Starbucks goer myself, so I only see these things in passing while rushing around.

      Any pointers on how I can take photos of random people without looking like a creeper? :P

    34. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's ok, we're waiting for you to act like a decent human being, but we're not holding our breath.

    35. Re:Bullshit by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Right, because I take photos of everyone I know using their computer...

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    36. Re:Bullshit by sensei+moreh · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I don't have such a picture. He did let me touch it when I saw him last year over the holidays, but wouldn't let me boot the copy of Linux Mint I had on my 8 GB flash drive.

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    37. Re:Bullshit by Geeky · · Score: 1

      Well, if you're just going to say "No you don't" to anyone who says they do, waddya want? Photographic evidence? I've seen them at work a few times, and from visiting consultants (if you have to run Windows by corporate policy but need something very light, they're a good fit). I've seen a handful being used in coffee shops.

      But hey, I must be lying, eh?

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    38. Re:Bullshit by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      The Metro UI is actually not completely terrible on a touchscreen device

      That totally wants me to go and get one! Oh well, maybe I would if I didn't know about any actually well designed and properly working touch screen interfaces.

    39. Re:Bullshit by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      My company offers them when its time to replace your laptop. Most of the managers have opted for them and the rest of us plebs opt for the dell precision.

      There have been some growing pains, saw my direct supervisor return his for networking issues where for some reason they couldn't get it to work when the dock was wired to his home network.

      The manager use them because they don't have to do any real work.

    40. Re: Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy in the middle always reminded me of Smith from the Matrix. I always saw him as a MS shill.

    41. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everywhere you go, no one is talking about them.

    42. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in Academic IT and we buy a lot of Surface Pros and now Surface Books.

      I think the Books are overpriced for what they are- they're really super nice hardware but the sticker price is just nuts. That being said they're built really well and our users (Faculty and Staff) have had nothing but good things to say about them. Same for the Surface Pros.

      Academic IT is its own beast however, so YMMV for normal people. I've seen a lot of students with the Surface/Surface Pros too.

    43. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. Sure you do.

      Just wanted to say really REALLY stupid argument.. you literally want a picture of every single person that has a surface or uses one? that's just idiotic.

      For the record I work for a school district and last year we did around 3 million dollars in surface business.. not anywhere near as much as we likely did in IPads ( K - 6 classrooms just love easy apps ) but still a reasonable amount given that we are not that big a district. For myself I have found as a student device they are honestly not great they do not provide anything to them that a laptop or desktop cannot given their higher price point.

      But as a staff device they work very well allowing teachers and administrators to directly interact with many things in their classrooms without having to constantly be up at the front of the class, work with students by doing things like leaving written notes and directions in programs like onenote etc.

      But hey I don't have a picture of 3 million dollars of surfaces so clearly I must be lying haha

    44. Re:Bullshit by radish · · Score: 1

      Just like everyone else replying to you, I know a couple of people with Surface Books and I usually see the tablet version every few days on the commuter train I ride (generally a 50/50 mix of Thinkpads/HP business laptops and Macbooks, but occasionally a Surface). Surprised me to see someone using the kickstand thing on his lap, didn't think it was possible, but he looked to be getting on fine.

      And no, before you ask, I'm not going to take photos of random strangers to satisfy your bizarre need for easily falsifiable "evidence". Take my word for it or not, I seriously don't care.

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    45. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any pointers on how I can take photos of random people without looking like a creeper? :P

      Take a selfie with them in the background. And you can even hold your phone at an angle so you're not actually in the picture.

      Regardless, if they're visible from a public space you're allowed to take their picture - no permission needed.

    46. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did let me touch it when I saw him last year over the holidays

      We don't really need (or want) to hear about your personal life...

    47. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Desktop architect here with a user base of 350ish.

      We've deployed 60 Surface Pro 4s this year to DRP folks with docks for their desks and VPN capabilities for home. We've seen our helpdesk volume bump up expectedly as a result, but have yet to see that normalize. My feelings for the Surface Pro 4 are still a bit 'meh', I was gung-ho to buy one for myself at the beginning of the year, but after using one professionally for the last 8 months and deploying the rest to other users, I went with a traditional laptop instead. Too many flashy features for an enterprise device and I'm not a fan of flashy features for my personal devices.

    48. Re:Bullshit by Darth+Twon · · Score: 1

      Desktop architect here with a user base of 350ish.

      We've deployed 60 Surface Pro 4s this year to DRP folks with docks for their desks and VPN capabilities for home. We've seen our helpdesk volume bump up expectedly as a result, but have yet to see that normalize. My feelings for the Surface Pro 4 are still a bit 'meh', I was gung-ho to buy one for myself at the beginning of the year, but after using one professionally for the last 8 months and deploying the rest to other users, I went with a traditional laptop instead. Too many flashy features for an enterprise device and I'm not a fan of flashy features for my personal devices.

      And I wasn't even logged in. The above is my comment.

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    49. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen multiple clients/consultants bring them into business meetings in my office.

      Friend who works in a development shop has seen a lot of people switching to them--sure, many of them are team leaders/managers rather than devs, but those people need computers too. The Surface Pro is a cool product. The surface book seems a little odd and I am not quite sold on it yet.

    50. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being bought in bulk because of bulk pricing. Agreements with Redmond and pushes from IT. Ask a regular Joe if they've got 'em and if they bought them ON PURPOSE for its OS, not price.

    51. Re:Bullshit by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Queensland Government, and a private school in the same state. I'm sure you can google countless corporate agreements and school names if you wanted to, there's plenty to choose from.

      As for the name of the company I'll narrow it down for you, we can afford 20000 laptops and an IT review process. Now to be fair, this is only a 50% roll-out because we do alternating upgrades incase there's an issue so we're not left completely without IT equipment (something which almost happened on our previous rollout and gave me the shits as I was sitting at my desk for 2 months working on a 13" screen while several thousand docking stations were on backorder.)

      But hey You subscribe to the there's only a market for 3 computers in the world and the Fortune 500 companies still run on rooms full of women sitting at typewriters don't you.

    52. Re:Bullshit by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Good luck to them. They're gonna need it.

      Need what? The ability to type proper formulas? The ability to edit word documents properly? They had computers before, it worked. The iPad experiment failed and now they're just going back to something they already had in the past, except a bit smaller.

    53. Re:Bullshit by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Lets see... I can link this at least since its a PR shot that's on facebook and elsewhere... its still a shit picture though.

      https://static1.squarespace.co...

      Its from a workshop at the Vision by Design expo in 2016.

      Almost definitely a surface pro in the lower right; and I think I can make out another one too. but not sure -- the aspect ratio looks right and i think i can make out the foldout stand. -shrug- its a random photo... not a product placement shot.

      Each year I see a few more; they're being used in the booths... because they are 'tablets' that run the applications for the demo diagnostic equipment; so they make great demo systems -- you don't have to balance a laptop, or hunch over a table.

      As for the size of the companies; who do you think is running booths at an event like that? Zeiss, Canon, Topcon, subsidiaries of Novartis (Alcon); subsidiaries of Valeant (Bausch & Lomb); etc... and yeah, I've seen some of their people carrying around surfaces.

    54. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do have one and my company uses them and we are very happy with them, I have no idea if sales are really that much better since we didn't receive any numbers but in my circles people are using them. I guess you and Microsoft do have something in common, you both like to say shit with no proof!

    55. Re: Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes I have. Go to a college campus. Over the last 2-3 years I've seen a lot of engineering students using them for notes. I've been tempted to get one but the pen still has a bit of lag and the accuracy is almost but not quite perfect.

    56. Re:Bullshit by tacroy · · Score: 1

      I have one and I love it! Granted I do a ton with the pen to diagram concepts and structures. If you didn't use the pen part then it's prob not a good fit for most people. http://imgur.com/1s3OzRf Crap, so since my experience is different than yours does that mean I'm a shrill? Is there like a registry or something I need to sign into now?

    57. Re:Bullshit by mz721 · · Score: 0

      I teach at a university. As many students are carrying Surfaces around now as are carrying Macbooks. They are very good for using the LMS (learning management system) where the kids can download the notes, annotate with a stylus, or type stuff up if they want. The tablet form factor works well for them, better than a conventional laptop. I doubt M$ is selling huge numbers of them, or they would quote the numbers, but there is some real market penetration going on.

    58. Re:Bullshit by shilly · · Score: 1

      We've deployed 60 Surface Pro 4s this year to DRP folks with docks for their desks and VPN capabilities for home. We've seen our helpdesk volume bump up expectedly as a result, but have yet to see that normalize.

      Meanwhile, IBM have deployed more than 90,000 Macs to replace PCs (at users' discretion -- 3 out of 4 choose a Mac over a PC) and have seen helpdesk volumes decline dramatically: 3.5% of Mac users call a helpdesk each year, vs 40% of PC users....

      http://www.computerworld.com/a...

    59. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ignore binary guy. He is shill of the worst sort.

    60. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      110010001000 will be unable to help there, he's the guy running around screaming Space Nutter whenever anyone mentions anything higher than a second story room.

    61. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes because the real world does not run on Windows, it runs on apple. What an idiot.

    62. Re:Bullshit by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      I know you don't own a Surface. So just stop it already. The Surface is actually a pretty good piece of hardware - I didn't say it sucked. I just said they haven't sold any.

      Well, I have a surface Pro 4... So they sold at least one...

      I used it this weekend to draw out plans and write down measurements for putting my TV on the wall in One Note. I love the stylus and One Note. It's easier than pen and paper and I have a copy of it for future reference. I also use it at work for taking notes and when I am traveling as my portable computer. It reduced the weight in my travel backpack by about 2lbs.

      The one problem that I do have with it is that while the Stylus is magnetic and sticks to the side, it's not strong enough. Just the movement of carrying it in my work backpack causes it to release and drop to the bottom of my bag.

      You needed blueprints to screw in a VESA mount?!?

    63. Re:Bullshit by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      We've deployed 60 Surface Pro 4s this year to DRP folks with docks for their desks and VPN capabilities for home. We've seen our helpdesk volume bump up expectedly as a result, but have yet to see that normalize.

      Meanwhile, IBM have deployed more than 90,000 Macs to replace PCs (at users' discretion -- 3 out of 4 choose a Mac over a PC) and have seen helpdesk volumes decline dramatically: 3.5% of Mac users call a helpdesk each year, vs 40% of PC users....

      http://www.computerworld.com/a...

      Exactly. But you know IBM are such Mac Fanboys...

    64. Re:Bullshit by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      Good luck to them. They're gonna need it.

      You think a tablet with no keyboard or mouse is a better productivity device for a student than one with a keyboard?

      My son's class got iPads this year. He's tasked with putting together presentations and (small) documents on it, with no keyboard. I told him to use the computer (they use Google docs) and I was told they are supposed to be doing it on their iPad.

      A Chromebook really would have been the best choice. Not sexy enough I guess.

    65. Re:Bullshit by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      How about you post some pictures from your personal library of people using MBPs? I assert that people don't use them. Prove me wrong. If you don't have pictures, go out and spend your evening taking pictures of strangers using MBPs. They won't mind, I promise. You probably won't get your ass kicked. I'm also sure your family won't mind if you abandon them this evening to prove a bunch of 'tards on ./ that you are right.

      Maybe, just maybe, but probably not, this will give you a glimpse into how much of an idiot you are making of yourself.

    66. Re:Bullshit by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Every time you see a post about Microsoft on /. the ignorant morons come creeping out of the woodwork. They spew their ignorant BS and disappear back into the reality distortion field they hide behind.

      At just shy of $1B in revenue, and a price point at about $1K on average, the surface sold somewhere in the neighborhood of a million devices in first fiscal of 2017 (ending October 2016). Apple sells between 4 and 5 million Macs (of all kind) each quarter, so given that Microsoft is primarily a software vendor, those are not bad numbers.

      Remember, the voices in your head are not real. The new MacBook Pro is not an improvement over previous models.

    67. Re:Bullshit by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      This is the same troll that yells "Space Nutters" in every space story. Don't worry about what he thinks or believes, as he is already pretty likely insane.

      Both of my parents use Surfaces. My father has a surface pro, and my mother a standard surface. I also know a business owner that uses one and carries it to China with him on his business trips to the factories building the stuff he sells.

      But, as I don't have any pictures, and even if I did I wouldn't show them to 110010001000, I must be a shill.

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    68. Re:Bullshit by tibit · · Score: 1

      I'm considering the propensity of non-iOS devices to catch malware or get misconfigured. For putting together presentations and small documents, you need an external keyboard and mouse. Bluetooth or USB will work. I've been using an iPad to write up technical documentation that way, while doing some work away from the office in the middle of nowhere (a "workcation" if you will). Windows 10 is a wonderful experience compared to previous versions, but it's really hard to beat iOS in terms of resiliency and the "it just works" factor.

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    69. Re:Bullshit by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      Chromebooks have a high "it just works" factor also. I'd argue better than iOS. You just hook them to the Google Apps account and rely on standard web firewalling. My son's iPad is "managed" by a server at school that decides what apps get installed, among other things. I don't know the details but it seems like quite an operation.

  20. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    that hard drive or SSD that has a good chance of dying within three years
     
    You mean the same chance as the HD or SSD in your linux/bsd/windows machine? If not, can you provide a cite?
     
      you're close to $3000 just to run the same Google Chrome as a Wintel machine for 1/3 the price or less runs
    The idea that a Chromebook is the same as every other laptop has soundly been dismissed several dozen times here. Can we please move on from this dialog? Aside from that? I've paid nearly as much for a "premium" Windows laptops and they didn't last a third as long as my MBP. In this way the money was worth it and I'm not paying for OS upgrades. I agree that I could have done as well with some Linux installations but if you honestly think you're getting the same quality of hardware out of a cheap laptop as you are something like a MBP or a ThinkPad then you're just fooling yourself. Even as my MBP is into its fourth year it still kicks the crap out of most ThinkPads. Zero hardware failures, zero rebuilds and I use it daily. How much is it worth it to you not to have to sit an fidget with a machine that I use daily.

    To me it's no different from a project car... I can let things go if my project car has issues but my daily driver better be reliable. That I cannot afford to make excuses for.

  21. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    >> If you have the docking station and monitors it's a nice device. It runs visual studio pretty easily...

    I agree with this. However I buy laptops so I don't have to use the docking station (sometimes I just want to fool around with code in front of the TV). Happy to hear about compiler performance, though - it's about time!

  22. MS has BAD advertising policy by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    Citing vague stats as 'more than ever' is so blatantly stupid as to imply their buyers are swayed by such crap.

    1. Re:MS has BAD advertising policy by ninthbit · · Score: 1

      Did you see the last American election.... clearly the people (of at least America) will believe whatever exciting BS you feed them. You just need to say it with conviction and believe your own lies.

    2. Re:MS has BAD advertising policy by PingSpike · · Score: 1

      Well, they were going to give the actual stats but when they fired up their Surface to show the spreadsheet with all the statistics there were a bunch of pending Windows 10 updates that needed to be installed. So you'll just have to trust them that its way better and that the presentation would have been dope, and will be dope for real in a 3-4 hours or whatever.

  23. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 3, Funny

    >> there is no Chromebook that can do anything for me that my MBP does,

    Why did this get modded down? This guy's right on: if you're a developer and your company gives you a Chromebook, you're probably mostly going to use it to hit job boards.

  24. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2

    >> open 6 or more solutions with 100+ projects

    It sounds like you need an architect more than a laptop. :)

  25. In a related news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    McDonalds claims more and more people are switching to the Big Mac, from Burger King's Whopper!

  26. Starting to see Surface around now.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike previous generations I'm starting to see the machines around.

    Apple screwed up the iPad Pro because you can't actually do anything "Pro" with it - no Xcode, no virtual machines. I could mitigate this by doing work in the cloud, but I can't compile Xcode in the cloud without horrible hacks and lag. (e.g. remote desktop).

    The keyboard also sucks on the smart case compared to the surface. I am unsure about the keyboard on the new Macbook series.

    Essentially, if you want to do technical work, but want a tablet for reading, say, you need to take an iPad and a computer - or just a surface. That is attractive.

    Apple is migrating to a consumer products company. I'm considering switching now; 16 years since I bought a Titanium Powerbook. I must not be alone.

    1. Re:Starting to see Surface around now.. by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Baloney. Show me a picture of someone carrying a Surface "around".

    2. Re:Starting to see Surface around now.. by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Why the hell would you be doing development on an iPad? That just sounds painful.

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    3. Re:Starting to see Surface around now.. by xtal · · Score: 1

      Why do I need to carry around two computers? The iPad Pro has a bigger screen (and a nicer one!) than my aging Macbook Pro. If I could compile on it, and the keyboard options weren't horrible, I probably wouldn't need a computer at all - that is very atttractive.

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    4. Re:Starting to see Surface around now.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please post proof you are not legally blind

    5. Re:Starting to see Surface around now.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      show me a picture of someone not

      loser

      Captch: immature

  27. Heard that before.. by jcr · · Score: 3, Funny

    I heard it about the Zune.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:Heard that before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I loved my Zune though

    2. Re:Heard that before.. by chispito · · Score: 0

      I heard it about the Zune.

      -jcr

      You know that Slashdot signs your name for you, at the top of your post, right?

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    3. Re:Heard that before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the constant harping about many people having switched to Linux? lols... did that one every die out? Oh wait..

    4. Re:Heard that before.. by jcr · · Score: 1

      OMFG! Really? Thanks for pointing that out, because NOBODY has ever mentioned it to me before!

      -jcr

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    5. Re:Heard that before.. by jcr · · Score: 1

      More power to you. Are you the guy with the Zune tattoo, or the other happy Zune customer?

      -jcr

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    6. Re:Heard that before.. by lgw · · Score: 1

      You know that Slashdot signs your name for you, at the top of your post, right?

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    7. Re:Heard that before.. by chispito · · Score: 1

      You know that Slashdot signs your name for you, at the top of your post, right?

      I'm glad you pointed it out so I didn't have to.

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    8. Re:Heard that before.. by Marquis231 · · Score: 1

      I still use and carry around my Zune HD regularly as my Nexus 5 lacks an SD card slot and music streaming services aren't quite there yet IMO (data charges aside). It's a nifty little player as well as quirky part of consumer tech history. They command a hefty price tag on eBay nowadays as it would seem they have become a collectors items of sorts.

    9. Re:Heard that before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife and I are still using our original 30GB (black) Zune's. Are you so mentally weak that you have a problem with that?

  28. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by tripleevenfall · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Cliche as it is to say, Apple has lost its way post-Jobs.

  29. It's all relative by Shepanator · · Score: 1

    An infinite fold increase from 0 to 1

  30. Fake News!!! by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 3, Funny

    There. I said it.

    1. Re:Fake News!!! by geek · · Score: 1

      There. I said it.

      But I read it on the internet! It must be true!

  31. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by known_coward_69 · · Score: 1

    unless you need it for IOS development Windows runs virtually every IDE out there along with all the graphical and other creation tools

  32. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by ninthbit · · Score: 0

    Yes, but you aren't the target market for Apple, effluent idiots are. They just use creative types for their marketing to make the effluent idiots feel cool. Apple knows that it's the parents that buy the kids computers for school. They know that the actual devs out there will buy whatever they please. That's why they force you into a Mac to reliably publish iOS apps. They need to force your hand once you're all grown up. They can't have you buying a cheap Chromebook and putting a real Linux distro on it.

  33. It's a good laptop and a terrible pen tablet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who has never been able to like Apple products despite many attempts, I was looking forward to getting myself an MS Surface Pro 4. And although the HW specs are good, the user interface is absolutely horrible. Integration with the pen is a kludge. It is simply not possible to use the pen natively across the applications and when an application is specifically design for pen use (as in MS Note) the US still leaves much to be desired. So you are left having to primarily use it as a laptop replacement that can occasionally use the pen for special applications.

    For me to use Surface as a pen computing platform, at the very minimum I should be able to write anywhere on the screen without switching to special modes per application and the OS should intelligently convert my strokes into text characters or mouse clicks as necessary. That is simply not the case now.

    As a laptop replacement, you can make a case for Surface if you are willing to trade size for weight. But imo, the price doesn't justify that use case. But then again, that depends on how fat your bank account is :)

  34. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Gramie2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    effluent idiots

    They are full of shit!

  35. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Surface Pro4's top CPU: i7-6650U

    Average CPU Mark: 4889
    Single Thread Rating: 1821

    My laptop's CPU: i7 3940XM

    Average CPU Mark: 9378
    Single Thread Rating: 2025

    My desktop's CPU: i7 4770K

    Average CPU Mark: 10121
    Single Thread Rating: 2255

    [Side by side benchmarks of the above]

    I have no idea what you're using your machine for but it certainly won't fit a lot of people's use cases.

  36. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by known_coward_69 · · Score: 1

    no stupid, i just built a $1000 PC that plays games, i'll use to teach my kids to code, i can work on via hyper-v and not pollute the main OS with my work software, etc all for $1000. and if something breaks i can replace it piece by piece

    i have an MBP at home. i don't develop for IOS so there is nothing OS X does that Windows doesn't do. for the road my wife and I have two iphones, two galaxies and two ipads

  37. Mot to surface, but away from Mac by anthony_greer · · Score: 2

    The new MBP has a lot of people looking at going to Windows 10 - those I know that are heavy users of Wacom tablets are definitely considering Surface but it has a lot of the same downfalls as the new Macbook "pro" - 16gb ram, poor port choice, not the greatest keyboard, etc.

    When I point out to the Mac users in my universe that I could get them a Dell or Lenovo with 32 or even 64GB ram and a better CPU, more storage and better I/O port selection for a few hundred less than a new MBP, they tend to start thinking about how they could move their workflows to Windows or Linux. For the people I am thinking of, they would rather have a laptop weigh a couple more pounds if it means getting more work done faster.

    MS isnt really winning any business here, Apple is throwing the business away!

    1. Re:Mot to surface, but away from Mac by Desler · · Score: 1

      The new MBP has a lot of people looking at going to Windows 10

      Prove it.

      those I know that are heavy users of Wacom tablets are definitely considering Surface but it has a lot of the same downfalls as the new Macbook "pro" - 16gb ram, poor port choice, not the greatest keyboard, etc.

      So basically the entirety of your "proof" is a couple of anecdotes.

      When I point out to the Mac users in my universe that I could get them a Dell or Lenovo with 32 or even 64GB ram and a better CPU, more storage and better I/O port selection for a few hundred less than a new MBP, they tend to start thinking about how they could move their workflows to Windows or Linux.

      Such as which specific model Dell or Lenovo?

      MS isnt really winning any business here, Apple is throwing the business away!

      Clearly. That's why Apple is saying their newest model is selling faster than any previously. Must be all that business they are "throwing away".

    2. Re:Mot to surface, but away from Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. Right and apple never pads their PR bullshit

    3. Re:Mot to surface, but away from Mac by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      LOL. Right and apple never pads their PR bullshit

      No. The SEC frowns on that...

    4. Re:Mot to surface, but away from Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think saving a couple hundred dollars is worth switching to a different OS, you're not a Pro.

    5. Re:Mot to surface, but away from Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL the iwatch is off the charts!!!

  38. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by ninthbit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Isn't if funny how similar that word is to affluent. To be fair of my mistake, they both carry many similarities.

  39. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by thegarbz · · Score: 0

    But the Surfaces are just trash - hybrids for consumers, with no value for geeks.

    Yeah a lot of people think so till they use them. But let's pick you apart sentence by sentence.

    trash

    Best in the hybrid its class for all metrics is trash?

    hybrids

    Yep. You tend to find that those people bitching about hybrids are the same people who think they need a hummer to do the grocery shopping. People who need a fully featured laptop are in the minority, and judging by your previous statement (my Surface Pro 3 + docking station kicks the shit out of my HP EliteBook + it's shitty docking station) you're falling right into this trap.

    for consumers

    That's a big claim for a device with system specs targeted at professionals, and features designed specifically for a certain set of professional content creators, businesses, and pre-loaded with software for the above.

    with no value for geeks.

    That's for me to decide, not you. Personally I found it my most valuable device since my desktop. It certainly more valuable than carrying around a tablet and a laptop.

  40. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Maritz · · Score: 2

    Are you really comparing a MBP to a Chromebook

    Maybe you're just an idiot for paying 3k for a web browser but there is no Chromebook

    If you don't do anything other than what a Chromebook does, then you're an idiot for buying anything OTHER than a Chromebook.

    Mentions of "chromebook" in the post you are replying to: 0.

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  41. So why are the new Macs selling so well? by HalAtWork · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If everyone is so disappointed then why are the new Macbooks selling so well?

    I saw a story on slashdot a while ago claiming Mac users were switching to Linux as well.

    It just sounds like hardware manufacturers are trying to cause doubt to get more sales, because the reality doesn't seem to show that people are switching away from Macs given they are selling so fast.

    1. Re:So why are the new Macs selling so well? by anthony_greer · · Score: 1

      pent up demand from Mac users who are one of 2 classifications

      1: high end consumers who havnt bought a new laptop in 3 years because there really hasnt been a new one.

      2: Pros who are absolutely locked into Apple ecosystems and want the most horsepower they can get in a laptop (even if its less than PC laptops) and havnt had a new one availible in 3 years or so. These are mainly xcode or Final Cut users, and Adobe CS users who have built up workflows with a lot of Mac Only tools that work along side the adobe suite.

    2. Re:So why are the new Macs selling so well? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The Slashdot crowd doesn't get it because they don't understand the average consumer

      For consumers, when it comes to computers less is more. They just want a computing appliance that won't give them shit.

      You see features, expandablity, flexibility. They see choices they don't understand and anxiety over making a correct decision. They know if they give apple a bit more money they will get a known quantity that won't let them down.

      Professionals don't want to worry about their computer. They want to pay money and get a tool. Apple takes a premium and delivers a tool.

      You and I look forward to getting a new computer and setting it up. The consumer looks to the same task with dread. An apple will be friendly and guiding right out of the box.

      Every windows laptop I've used, out of the box, has been broken in some capacity. Error messages, conflicting statements, updates, nagware. My top of the line Lenovo P50 (32 gigs of memory, mobile xeon, 4k display, the works, thunderbolt - Faster than any shipping Macbook) shipped with broken Lenovo utilities that caused 100% usage on one core that drained the battery life quickly. Still broken today. Have to uninstall the util to make the laptop usable.

      Less. Is. More

      Blackberry, Nokia didn't learn this lesson.

    3. Re:So why are the new Macs selling so well? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not true that there hasn't been a new MacBook Pro in 3 years. There was a bigger gap this time than usual, but it was about a year and a half. They introduced a new 13" in March of last year, and the 15" a couple months later. New chipset, force touch trackpad.

      Sure, they don't release a new case design more than every 3-4 years, but that's been their pattern for 15 years or so... back to the original PowerBook G4 Titanium.

    4. Re:So why are the new Macs selling so well? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If everyone is so disappointed then why are the new Macbooks selling so well?

      Hipsters.

    5. Re:So why are the new Macs selling so well? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      A number of us have ended up getting the older MBPs once we found out that Apple just laid another Mac Book Air. We had been sitting on the sidelines but the current direction wasn't very appealing so we went with the 2015 machines that had 'normal' ports and the MagSafe connector. That gets us a couple more years in the future. Who knows, by then all PCs will be gold plated and YYYUUUGE. It might even be the year of Linux on the desktop.

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    6. Re:So why are the new Macs selling so well? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If everyone is so disappointed then why are the new Macbooks selling so well?

      If I had a house full of apple gear and several Macs / Macbooks I too would be buying a new Macbook Pro. But I sure as hell won't be happy about it. Why is it selling so well? Because it's so frigging overdue that at this point people will take whatever shit they can get to replace their old dying Macbooks with their soldered in batteries that don't last longer than 20min without needing to suck some juice from the wall. And these same people keep buying Mac for the same reason 2016 wasn't the year of Linux on desktop despite the turdburger that was Windows 10: People will go out of their way to avoid change.

    7. Re:So why are the new Macs selling so well? by terjeber · · Score: 1

      If everyone is so disappointed then why are the new Macbooks selling so well?

      Because most Apple fanbois are morons who wouldn't know a computer from a tablet. Seriously. The new MacBook 13" low-end model is exactly the same as the previous model, the only thing that changed was the price. Apple increased it by $200. Buying the new MacBook Pro's is proof positive that you suffer from the after-effects of radical, and sudden encephalectomy.

    8. Re:So why are the new Macs selling so well? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sales of Macs are down 16% year/year. http://www.businessinsider.com/apple-q4-2016-earnings-2016-10 The first two articles you quote just reference the same Apple PR statement, the third one (Forbes) references a detailed study by https://intelligence.slice.com/apples-macbook-pro-launch/ The Slice study does say that 40% of MacBook owners switch to another platform on their next purchase. Clearly, this might mean that they buy a Mac for themselves and a Dell for their kids, but Mac sales are down (to some share of $4B/qtr) and Surface sales are up (to $1B/qtr)

  42. Switching from OSX to Windows by golgotha007 · · Score: 1

    is like going from bad to worse. No thanks.

  43. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by Maritz · · Score: 1

    Can you point out where, in the post you're replying to, you get the idea that you're supposed to be impressed? Go ahead.

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  44. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by caseih · · Score: 1

    I had mod points and was going to mod him back up, but then I realized that he's not "right on." He got modded down because no one said anything about a Chromebook, and certainly no one ever said anything about a Chromebook replacing a MBP. So his post is irrelevant and off-topic.

  45. Mac laptops just as useful as ever by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck for geeks who really just want a dependable Linux-like machine.

    Why? They work just as well for that as they did before. They are still much better at it than a Surface because all of the BSD UNIX utilities have been in the Mac forever, and MS is just starting to support things like a real shell...

    That silly new "swipe bar", the loss of easy USB ports, and more.

    The Touch Bar is really useful. It doesn't block Linux stuff at all because if an app does nothing special with the touch bar it reverts to ESC plus function keys. But anything could be programmed to make use of it, and it's really handy when it does... I can easily see the Touch Bar being extremely useful in Emacs and VI for example.

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    1. Re:Mac laptops just as useful as ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can easily see the Touch Bar being extremely useful in Emacs and VI for example.

      I can tell that you're not a vi/vim user just by that comment, because tactile feedback on the ESC key is really important to a vim user.

    2. Re:Mac laptops just as useful as ever by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      The Touch Bar is really useful.

      Okay, so the Touch Bar is really useful...but can you honestly defend the loss of USB ports?

      If you lose your dongle or it dies or breaks, you're dead in the water. On any other laptop this isn't a problem, but on the MBP it's a make-or-break kind of situation.

      I find the removal of USB ports to be a blatantly user-hostile design choice; there's no possible excuse for it except to drive the sale of dongles.

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    3. Re:Mac laptops just as useful as ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You have to buy a $10 dongle if you want to connect to USB devices! It's a debacle!

    4. Re:Mac laptops just as useful as ever by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      I can easily see the Touch Bar being extremely useful in Emacs and VI for example.

      I can tell that you're not a vi/vim user just by that comment, because tactile feedback on the ESC key is really important to a vim user.

      Remember, the MBP already has haptic feedback built in, so using it for Touch Bar "kepresses" is only an OS-call away...

    5. Re: Mac laptops just as useful as ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > tactile feedback

      Wait until you try the rest of the keyboard. It's not just the F keys that have changed..

    6. Re:Mac laptops just as useful as ever by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      If you lose your dongle or it dies or breaks, you're dead in the water. On any other laptop this isn't a problem, but on the MBP it's a make-or-break kind of situation.

      Dead in the water until you procure another $10 dongle, true.

      On any other laptop, OTOH, if your HDMI or VGA or Ethernet or (insert your favorite purpose-specific port type here) port breaks, you're dead in the water until you send the laptop in to get the port repaired, or replace the laptop entirely.

      I find the removal of USB ports to be a blatantly user-hostile design choice; there's no possible excuse for it except to drive the sale of dongles.

      Yes, $10 dongles are definitely the profit center that makes Apple rich and drives all of their decision-making. I heard they are going to kill off all of their other product lines and make only dongles in the future :)

      Okay, sarcasm generator off: Actually Apple is trying to force people to upgrade to USB-C everything, the way that they forced people to upgrade from serial mice to USB-A mice back in the day. Whether you consider that "user-hostile" or not depends on how you evaluate the trade-off between the short-term pain (from having to use dongles and/or having to upgrade) vs the long-term convenience of having literally all of your devices use a single type of port that (allegedly) has enough bandwidth and capacity for anything you could want to plug in to it.

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    7. Re:Mac laptops just as useful as ever by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      On any other laptop, OTOH, if your HDMI or VGA or Ethernet or (insert your favorite purpose-specific port type here) port breaks, you're dead in the water until you send the laptop in to get the port repaired, or replace the laptop entirely.

      Sure, but this is true if one or more of the ports on your MBP breaks too, no?

      USB is pretty serviceable for most things and if you're really into buying dongles ("adapters", whatever) then you can do so for USB too. If one breaks, you use another one with or without an adapter. There are USB adapters for just about everything.

      It just seems that a lot of Apple users will go to any length to justify whatever Apple forces them do and avoid having to say anything negative about Apple hardware. They also seem to get very cranky (like SuperKendall, for example) if anyone dares to disagree or says they don't like something about Apple hardware. It's seems like cognitive dissonance to me.

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    8. Re:Mac laptops just as useful as ever by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      Sure, but this is true if one or more of the ports on your MBP breaks too, no?

      It's true only if all of them break. If only one of them breaks, then I can use one the other ones, since they are all 100% interchangeable. (I can even connect a USB hub, if need be, to add more ports, should the need arise)

      It just seems that a lot of Apple users will go to any length to justify whatever Apple forces them do and avoid having to say anything negative about Apple hardware. They also seem to get very cranky (like SuperKendall, for example) if anyone dares to disagree or says they don't like something about Apple hardware. It's seems like cognitive dissonance to me.

      That's also true -- the people who are 100% pro-Apple are just as off-base as the people who are 100%-anti-Apple. The correct (IMHO) way to view the situation is that Apple is doing its usual "sacrifice the present to better fit the future" thing, which has both its pluses and its minuses. Some people feel the minuses more acutely than others, depending on their work environment. My feeling is, buy a Mac if you like what Apple's doing; don't buy a Mac if you don't like it; there's no need to get emotional either way. But in two or three years (if all goes according to Apple's plan, anyway), all this controversy will be forgotten and people will simply take USB-C's ubiquity for granted, much the way we take USB-A for granted now.

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    9. Re:Mac laptops just as useful as ever by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      It's true only if all of them break. If only one of them breaks, then I can use one the other ones, since they are all 100% interchangeable. (I can even connect a USB hub, if need be, to add more ports, should the need arise)

      The same thing is true of USB ports- only if all of them break is there a problem. And they're interchangeable too.

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    10. Re:Mac laptops just as useful as ever by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      The same thing is true of USB ports- only if all of them break is there a problem. And they're interchangeable too.

      Agreed; that is one big advantage of a single port type that does everything, over multiple single-purpose ports. Now Apple wants to take that further by standardizing on a single flavor of USB that can handle all types of peripherals (even high-bandwidth ones like video cards and high-speed storage) rather than just the low-to-medium-bandwidth ones. They may or may not be acting prematurely there, but I can see their motivation in doing it.

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    11. Re:Mac laptops just as useful as ever by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      I think it would have been nice of them to offer both types on this model so as to bridge the gap, so to speak. It certainly would have been a friendlier thing to do for their users if they cared about that sort of stuff.

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  46. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by ilsaloving · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Except that affluent idiots (unless you really did mean effluent) arn't the only target market. A huge portion of the market goes to sysadmins, developers, etc, who use the machines for real work.

    Those people consider the latest MBP to be a ridiculous pile of horse shit. I mean, Apple's lineup has been becoming more and more of a joke as the years go on, but they seem to be now at the 'lets just take as much piss as we can". I use a mac, and know a number of others who use Macs, because they provide the best of both worlds between windows and linux for the work that we do. The slight price premium was worth it for the dramatically lower number of headaches and bullshit one had to deal with.

    Unfortunately, that's no longer the case. It's bad enough that the feature/price ratio has gotten significantly worse than it used to be. But now the products are just a fucking joke. Before they oh so generously cut the price on their dongles, you could easily spend $400-$500 in dongles just to reach parity with what you could do before. And of course, you are now required to carry around a dead octopus worth of cables to cover all the possible situations you may need.

    This was fine when it was just the Air. That's what the Air was designed for. But pulling this idiocy on a laptop that is specifically meant for professionals? Someone needs to dig up Steve Job's coffin and repeatedly hit Tim Cook with it.

  47. "it's a nice device" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's the problem. i don't want a DEVICE, i want a COMPUTER.

    desktop it is.

    i don't need internet everywhere so don't need a fancy phone. when i do need portability, i don't need "power" or my "stuff", so a kindle or old laptop works. but on my desk, i need a damn computer, not a toy or a 'device'.

  48. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > You mean the same chance as the HD or SSD in your linux/bsd/windows machine?

    Yep, the same chance as the one in your Linux/BSD/Windows machine.

    But the drive in the Linux/BSD/Windows machine isn't hard soldered in. Replacing it doesn't involve buying a whole new computer.

  49. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He said that it did everything mentioned with no problem. He didn't say whether or not it could handle more. It only sounds "like toy software" because that was your predeveloped opinion.

  50. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is Fast Billy Gates wasting his money on climate change? It's all lies. The Donald has proven climate change is false. Don't worry about Russian hackers. Palin can see them from Alaska. Donald loves the poorly educated and the poorly educated love Donald. Putin looks great on horseback. My Gyna is huuuuge!

  51. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by dbialac · · Score: 0

    Couldn't agree more. I'm an actual real life switcher. When Yosemite came out, I realized Apple was heading in a direction I didn't want to go anymore while simultaneously I was impressed by the Surface. In the end, I bought an ASUS UX305 for a year, but my personal computer is now a Surface Book. I say the following as somebody who has used high-end Mac hardware since 2001: the surface book is the best computer I've ever owned. After a friend, who is a graphic designer, had her mac break down, I told her to try one. She'd never owned a PC, nor her family her whole life. Her words to her dad who jokingly called her a traitor: "Apple has lost its edge. This is way better."

  52. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck for geeks who really just want a dependable Linux-like machine

    Anecdotal, like everything else, but I know people who despise Microsoft yet have a Surface - because it's one of those few things, like Office, that's produced by Microsoft yet inexplicably doesn't suck complete ass.

    Regardless of Microsoft trumpeting over nothing (Surface still isn't the major player that comparable offerings from Apple or Samsung are) - Apple is... Not quite in trouble. They have more money than god. But many longstanding Apple users are fleeing the ship because we're not buying that the watertight bulkheads are watertight.

    "Courage" is for dying on the field of glory, not for dealing with a lack of jacks, ports, or dealing with an increasingly buggy and bloated OS X or iOS.

  53. Surface replaces iPad toys by Theovon · · Score: 1

    I’m still okay with my MacBook Pro. We’ll see what kinds of futher crippling Apple does as time goes on, and I may be forced onto another platform just to get work done.

    But as for tablets, it’s a whole other story. If you want a toy or something that the kids can use as an educational tool, the iPad is fine. I understand that there are some good productivity apps too, although accessing your files on iPad seems annoying to me. At this point, the only thing I use my iPad 2 for is to watch Netflix at night in bed, and it kinda sucks at that, given the way Apple has (a) forced upgrades of iOS and (b) used those upgrades to completely cripple older hardware.

    If I want a tablet, I’m seriously looking at the Surface products. It’s a real computer running a real OS with real files and an x86 processor. It coudl replace both an iPad and an aging MacBook Pro.

    And of course, Microsoft knows this, which is why they’re appealing to the market that Apple is slowly but inevitably leaving behind.

    BTW, I use the audio jack on my iPhone 6 constantly, and I plug in to charge at the same time. F. U. Apple and your iPhone 7.

    1. Re:Surface replaces iPad toys by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      And of course, Microsoft knows this, which is why they’re appealing to the market that Apple is slowly but inevitably leaving behind.

      Really? Every Surface Pro/Surface Book ad I have seen touts only ONE feature: The touchscreen. BFD.

    2. Re:Surface replaces iPad toys by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      But as for tablets, it’s a whole other story. If you want a toy or something that the kids can use as an educational tool, the iPad is fine. I understand that there are some good productivity apps too, although accessing your files on iPad seems annoying to me. At this point, the only thing I use my iPad 2 for is to watch Netflix at night in bed, and it kinda sucks at that, given the way Apple has (a) forced upgrades of iOS and (b) used those upgrades to completely cripple older hardware.

      What are you talking about? I have an iPad2 and while it doesn't get the newest iOS10, it works fine for all the apps I have on it. Also the iPad2 is more than 5 years old at this point and just went EOL when it came to iOS updates.

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    3. Re:Surface replaces iPad toys by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Yes, everyone who wants or needs to be seen with some Apple product has one.
      Then reality sets in. Apple is not been so supportive of their older must have product.
      The next gen of Apple products just extends the lock in, gets slow, must upgrade hardware over another cycle.
      People start looking at a real laptop or Surface to be supported and productive.
      More ram, better cpu, gpu, real software options.

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    4. Re:Surface replaces iPad toys by terjeber · · Score: 1

      I have two iPad minis, my hexacore desktop, a MacBook Pro and a Surface Pro 4. Here is what I use them for:

      1. iPad: not that much, consuming content
      2. desktop: 4K video editing when at home (Premiere Pro)
      3. MacBook pro: iPhone development
      4. Surface Pro: 4K video editing when on the move (Premiere Pro)

      Are you familiar with another tablet on which I can edit 4K video?

  54. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by known_coward_69 · · Score: 1

    chances are a wintel laptop will do just as fine but when it's other people's money they want a status MBP to show off. and apple of course will suck up all the cash they can in this case

  55. and they said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and they said that it was impossible to cure gays

  56. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

    Just bought a 2015 15 inch MBP - figured I have one more round before I give up on Apple entirely. It's a nice machine, nothing as good as it could be for a pro level tool, but functional.

    But increasingly Apple is deciding that the 'pro' line is for people to hang out in Starbucks and do whatever it is they do intently peering at Facebook.

    It was a nice ride, perhaps in 4 or 5 years when this laptop gets old and flaky Windows 11 will be pretty good. And Bernie Sanders cyborg will be president. And the USA will be great again.

    I think I'm just going to get depressed. That usually works.

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  57. Re:1 0 by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

    heh :)

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  58. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by Desler · · Score: 0

    Best in the hybrid its class for all metrics is trash?

    The least smelly dog turd is still a dog turd.

  59. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by Prlwytkovsky · · Score: 2

    For me the great use of these tablets is keeping notes with my experiments. You can design experiments with drawings quickly. You can keep a dated log of experiments. You can paste graphs in result files etc. Everything without typing. I love it, it works for me better than anything else. My major reason not to buy a surface tablet though is that they are absolutely not repairable. I'm using a Samsung tablet at the moment that I can peel apart. Looking at HP for a new tablet that you can take apart and fix. And I'm still waiting for a good open source replacement for MS onenote that I can use on linux...

  60. Obliatory XKCD by dfm3 · · Score: 2

    Yeah, and soon it might even be the fastest-growing computing platform! https://xkcd.com/1102/

  61. About time.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's because they finally shipped something and no one previously COULD switch. Now, the % increase looks incredible, like the increase from 1 to 2.

    Good job, MS.

    The days of Kin, Zune, Windows Phone are kinda sorta behind you!

  62. It's not switching to. by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    It's also buying.

    I am mostly MAC here and I bought a Surface pro to add to the tools available. It is not replacing my laptop, in fact my 2012 Mac Book pro is screaming fast with an SSD and no need to buy a new device that is only 15% faster and uselessly thinner.

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    1. Re:It's not switching to. by strikethree · · Score: 1

      I gave my Macbook pro to my girlfriend. I uninstalled Windows 10. There is zero chance that I will be buying anything Microsoft or Apple related.

      These companies will eventually learn that they should not shit where they eat. Or, dont spy on your customers and don't sell them awful shit.

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      "Someone needs to talk to the tree of liberty about its ghoulish drinking problem." by ohnocitizen
    2. Re:It's not switching to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I adopted a Surface Pro 2 at my previous job to supplement the Mac Pro desktop that I used for real work. It had a certain utility but trying to do Windows with a tiny touchscreen was painful at best. The flat keyboard it came with was next to useless.

      Now semi-retired I just replaced my personal aging iMac with a Windows laptop. I couldn't see spending 2x as much for equivalent hardware programs are pretty much the same once you launch them from either OS.

    3. Re:It's not switching to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...in fact my 2012 Mac Book pro is screaming fast with an SSD and no need to buy a new device that is only 15% faster and uselessly thinner.

      Did not buy a Surface to compare with... but I shared the same joy with my MacBook Pro mid-2012, keeping OS upgrades now with Sierra and its still screening.

      This workstation *Is A Tank* in its hardware conception. From the box to the screen to the keyboard.

      I'm J2EE developper working with few Debian servers of my own and the OS *Is A Joy* for its BSD bash's/terminal OS everywhere. This is paradise. Never had that from a Notepad w/ Microsoft OS from any lend by big corporations and banks.

  63. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you have a Windows tablet, you can't be honest in your claim that the Surface is trash - having used both the Surface and "your average OEM Windows tablet", the Surface presents by far the better experience.

  64. Never going back... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

    I loaded Windows one last time when Windows 8 came out - and upgraded to Windows 10 on all of the systems used primarily for gaming in the household. That's when the problems started happening: I detected a large number of connections back to Redmond Washington coming from each machine. Taken together these connections brought my network to a stand still, primarily I believe due to NAT table conflicts and related resource issues on the router/firewall. I loaded Linux - and the problem went away.

    With Steam, and other gaming venues for Linux - I'm done. Never going back to Windows again. If I were to buy a surface - it would be to load Linux on it - which would be a waste of money.

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    The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    1. Re:Never going back... by geek · · Score: 1

      I loaded Windows one last time when Windows 8 came out - and upgraded to Windows 10 on all of the systems used primarily for gaming in the household. That's when the problems started happening: I detected a large number of connections back to Redmond Washington coming from each machine. Taken together these connections brought my network to a stand still, primarily I believe due to NAT table conflicts and related resource issues on the router/firewall. I loaded Linux - and the problem went away.

      With Steam, and other gaming venues for Linux - I'm done. Never going back to Windows again. If I were to buy a surface - it would be to load Linux on it - which would be a waste of money.

      You must have a really shitty network if it can't take a couple of UDP packets here and there. That or you're talking out of your fucking ass.

    2. Re: Never going back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us are still on dialup asshole.

    3. Re:Never going back... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      This traffic wasn't a couple of UDP packets. It was a significant amount of TCP packets (unencrypted HTTP protocol) and other things I couldn't identify (presumably encrypted?). With 3 Windows machines on the network sending to the same targets across a single NAT'd IP address (what most residential customers have available to them) after a week to a few days (depending on the volume of activty) -- the network would slow down to a crawl. From the NAT article on Wikipedia:

      With NAT, all communications sent to external hosts actually contain the external IP address and port information of the NAT device instead of internal host IP addresses or port numbers.

      When a computer on the private (internal) network sends an IPv4 packet to the external network, the NAT device replaces the internal IP address in the source field of the packet header (sender's address) with the external IP address of the NAT device. PAT may then assign the connection a port number from a pool of available ports, inserting this port number in the source port field (much like the post office box number), and forwards the packet to the external network. The NAT device then makes an entry in a translation table containing the internal IP address, original source port, and the translated source port. Subsequent packets from the same connection are translated to the same port number. [PAT (Port Address Translation) resolves conflicts that would arise through two different hosts using the same source port number to establish unique connections at the same time. This is the case with my Windows machines, so even more levels of translation per packet] - Lod.]

      The computer receiving a packet that has undergone NAT establishes a connection to the port and IP address specified in the altered packet, oblivious to the fact that the supplied address is being translated (analogous to using a post office box number). A packet coming from the external network is mapped to a corresponding internal IP address and port number from the translation table, replacing the external IP address and port number in the incoming packet header (similar to the translation from post office box number to street address). The packet is then forwarded over the inside network. Otherwise, if the destination port number of the incoming packet is not found in the translation table, the packet is dropped or rejected because the PAT device doesn't know where to send it.

      As you can see - there is a lot of overhead to alter the outgoing and return packets - and all of that information needs to be kept up by the router/firewall in the residential gateway. Also note: including cellphones, tablets/pads, and other machines (Linux and Mac) - I have about 14 machines on the network - in addition to the 3 Windows machines - so the gateway is already overloaded. While there were some problems that manifested over the course of a year, and a reboot of the gateway would clear up, the installation of Windows 10 on the network caused this to accellerate to an unusable state immediately. If Windows were a dog, I would be tapping it on the nose with a rolled up newspaper for going on the floor.

      The key problem for me was time. I don't have the time to learn how or even if these communications can be turned off in Windows, which is basically a blacklist solution. What is needed is a opt-in or whitelist solution, which is essentially what Linux offers out of the box (if you discount systemd - but that's a whole other thread).

      My internal network is GigE around the house with a wifi device for the handheld devices - and I have no problems routing packets internally all day long. The issue is the gateway of the service provider, so you're partially right in that the service provider's residential network offering is a 'shitty network' solution. I expect they would only support 2 to 4 devices based upon their edge device and engineering.

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  65. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The giant fly-head claims that November was the "best month ever for eating sh--," following a number of turds on the surface of the road. Giant fly-head still isn't providing sales numbers, but claims "more flies are eating sh-- than ever before." Giant fly-head cites "the disappointment of dried turds" and its trade-in program for maggots for tempting people to switch to sh--. Again, Giant fly-head refuses to provide numbers but vaguely claims "our trade-in program for maggots was our best ever."

  66. Today's Word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bullshit!

  67. Possible features people are interested in by Schoenlepel · · Score: 1, Troll

    1) Crashes
    2) Ridiculous limitations
    3) No apps available and those that actually are available, are outdated and unstable.
    4) Endless bugs

    Microsoft + anything = problems eventually arising. Perhaps all these people have too little excitement in their lives?

  68. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chrome does not imply Chromebook. Please brush on on your reading comprehension.

  69. It's bitztream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the autism-hating, Musk-hating, custom EpiPen-hating Slashdot troll!

  70. macs are also becoming not very enterprise friendl by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    macs are also becoming not very enterprise friendly.

    With the soldered in storage being a big turn off for some usages.

    The lack of server hardware / the min being a poor fit for the roll. Also apple does not let run mac os in a VM on non apple hardware. (it can be done but apple's license says no)

    Apples lack of OS downgrade rights

    Apples tendency to drop ports and more on the fly.

  71. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    Windows runs virtually every IDE out there along with all the graphical and other creation tools

    And all the stability bringing updates you could possibly want coupled with almost 0 control of your own environment

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  72. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by blackest_k · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Apple is losing it, stupid hardware decisions solder in the ram, solder in the ssd getting rid of the escape key. They do good things too but seriously they are making things worse not better and picking the right mac even used is pretty tricky after the gpu problems they have had over the years. They need to make them repairable and serviceable. At least some of them.

    Software wise they made that disaster of a program ibooks, that rips your books and pdf's out of itunes and buries them in a useless format in a hidden directory.

    On a plus side you can get rid of it use app cleaner to remove ibooks and itunes use pacifist to reinstall itunes 11.4 then upgrade to itunes 12.5.3 then its nearly back to being good again. True to actually read an ebook on the mac you need to use drag and drop but i've still been able to make a central collection on my Nas that I can pull what I want when I want it and happily delete it from phones laptops ect when I don't.

    Apple refuses to play nice with machines that are not made by apple android phone no way apple will sync with that. and why icloud for syncing why not let me do it on my lan

    i'd love iTunes to handle my docs but so far I have only found iDocument for doing that. when you get used to filing by database and associations its a much cleaner way of doing things and gets rid of clutter and old dead files.

  73. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another one starting sentences in lower case.
    Wonder why someone would exhibit this 5-year-old behaviour.
    Cannot be laziness because the shift seems to got found occasionally.

  74. Why was this greenlit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Company X says product Y is better than their competitors" is not news, especially when NO SPECIFIC DATA is provided to prove this claim. C'mon folks, I expect Slashdot to post interesting stuff, not marketing fluff pieces.

  75. Surface vs. iPad by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Given the form-factors isn't the better comparison between a Surface and an iPad rather than a laptop? A Surface is not going to beat a laptop but, as a current Mac and iPad user I am planning to switch to Windows (albeit with a Dell XPS 15 when they release the updated version) and Surface looks like a good iPad replacement: it seems to be able to do a lot more and the price isn't that different vs. an iPad Pro.

    1. Re:Surface vs. iPad by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Normally, yes. However the parent comment said:

      it doubles just fine as a desktop for me.

      Which means if that statement will work for my use case I have to compare it to a desktop.

    2. Re:Surface vs. iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft compares them to laptops so that what everyone does.

  76. Apple Maps by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Funny

    It hasn't just lost it's way it so bad you have to wonder if it is using it's own Apple Maps to navigate.

    1. Re: Apple Maps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Xcode to develop!

      I have truly been wondering lately if they use their own products internally or not ;)

    2. Re:Apple Maps by tsa · · Score: 1

      That's so true it isn't even funny.

      Me: "Hey Siri, where is the nearest Mercedes garage?"
      Siri: "It's in California, on the other side of the fucking planet."

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      -- Cheers!

  77. Sales numbers by GabeGhearing · · Score: 1
    Aderrific story... MacBook sales are slightly down and Surface sales are slightly up. Microsoft fixed a couple bad issues with their Surface, and Apple revamped parts of their laptop nobody was asking for to be revamped. If MacBook sales uptick are we going to see a "Apple says surface sucks and people are throwing them away for a MacBook" story...

    In reality, the market for Surface is a fraction of what the MacBook market is and as soon as Apple puts a 64GB option on their high-end laptops they will see a large(and stupidly lucrative) spike in sales. The CPU they are using on the highest-end MacBook is already capable of supporting 64GB http://ark.intel.com/products/...

    Sales:
  78. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by ilsaloving · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But that's the thing... a Wintel laptop *can* suffice, but you have to set it up before it is. For example, cygwin is great and all, but it doesn't hold a candle to an honest-to-god bash prompt.

    Using a Mac is basically what I believe using Linux *should* be like. It (for the most part) just works. The OS balances a perfect line between being drop-dead easy for people who arn't technically inclined, while being just a couple settings away from giving you all the power and control you could want. (And by control, I don't mean being able to customize the OS to whatever suits your fancy at the time. Being able to change your mouse cursor doesn't make you more productive).

    They are, quite plainly, more reliable, and more predictable to use than any Windows machine ever. I moved my parents to Macs, my support calls went from almost nightly, to monthly.

    Which is why I'm absolutely, utterly, livid that Apple is pulling these shenanigans. They had a platform that I *enjoyed* using, and they are doing their damndest to sabotage all that in an effort to maximize their already ludicrous profits.

  79. the paradox of reporting self-serving statements by sagacracy · · Score: 2

    How many people are "switching" from Windows to Mac, though?

  80. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Are you really comparing a MBP to a Chromebook like they serve the same roll? Really?

    Maybe you're just an idiot for paying 3k for a web browser but there is no Chromebook that can do anything for me that my MBP does, other than browse the web.

    If you don't do anything other than what a Chromebook does, then you're an idiot for buying anything OTHER than a Chromebook.

    Your post illustrates your shortcomings and in ability to buy the right product, not any of the flaws on the current MBP

    Mods? Parent is "-1 Insightful"???

    If that doesn't demonstrate what is wrong with Slashdot's moder-haters, I don't know what does...

  81. Re:1 0 by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

    There are lies, damned lies, marketing, and politics.

  82. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another one starting sentences in lower case.
    Wonder why someone would exhibit this 5-year-old behaviour.
    Cannot be laziness because the shift seems to got found occasionally.

    Maybe he's e e cummings?

  83. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by caseih · · Score: 1

    Yup it's downvoted because it's off-topic. No one ever said anything about a Chromebook except him. We can only assume he's trolling. Looks like the moderation system is working as it should.

  84. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 2

    Yes, but you aren't the target market for Apple, effluent idiots are. They just use creative types for their marketing to make the effluent idiots feel cool.

    Interesting. Nearly ALL of my Mac-owning friends are engineers (mostly EEs), and I am an embedded developer myself. The other two that aren't engineers are an Ophthalmologist (who is also a software dev.) and a friend that is a CPA, JD and CFE (Certified Fraud Examiner). Only one other acquaintance is a "creative" type; but since he is a "signed" musician that makes his living with his Mac, I'm not sure he counts as an "idiot".

    Oh, and I don't know if you were trying to make a pun with "effluent" (sewage) rather than "affluent" (rich); but if not, you're the idiot...

  85. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    Isn't if funny how similar that word is to affluent. To be fair of my mistake, they both carry many similarities.

    But in your case, apparently you're too stupid to know the difference.

  86. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    nd of course, you are now required to carry around a dead octopus worth of cables to cover all the possible situations you may need.

    Show me another laptop with 80 Gbps of raw I/O bandwidth.

    You just don't get it.

  87. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 2

    Which is why I'm absolutely, utterly, livid that Apple is pulling these shenanigans. They had a platform that I *enjoyed* using, and they are doing their damndest to sabotage all that in an effort to maximize their already ludicrous profits.

    Have you used one in a real-world application yet?

    Try it before you dismiss it.

    And "Adapter world" is only temporary, until the world catches up to USB-C, which is already well-underway.

  88. Interesting by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    The only people I know with Surface are the ones who own MSFT stock.

    I'll believe this when I see it in the real world

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  89. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Uh huh. Sure. Please post a picture of you (or your "friend") actually using a Surface. No one would switch from a Mac to a Surface. They aren't even in the same space.

    Remember the last time MS tried this fake "Switcher" bs? Turned out they were using paid shills and Getty Images for their "real" people...

  90. Re:macs are also becoming not very enterprise frie by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 2

    macs are also becoming not very enterprise friendly.

    With the soldered in storage being a big turn off for some usages.

    The lack of server hardware / the min being a poor fit for the roll. Also apple does not let run mac os in a VM on non apple hardware. (it can be done but apple's license says no)

    Apples lack of OS downgrade rights

    Apples tendency to drop ports and more on the fly.

    None of your examples are relevant to a laptop.

  91. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 0

    If you've got this much time to pick apart my post during the day...I'm guessing you aren't a developer. :)

    Surfaces might be fine for the masses who are OK with crappy keyboards, small screens, etc. but if I have to work with something for hours a day, it isn't going to be a Surface.

  92. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to su by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

    It's true they're different breads.

  93. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 2

    And "Adapter world" is only temporary, until the world catches up to USB-C, which is already well-underway.

    The only reason Apple has to "design for the future" is because they don't refresh their hardware at reasonable intervals. When was the last time the Mac Pro was updated? But if you need high-end mac machines, that's your only option right now. It's a joke.

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  94. They said in a Trump voice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft Says More People Are Switching From Macs To Surface Than Ever Before

    They said in a Trump voice...

  95. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by chispito · · Score: 1

    nd of course, you are now required to carry around a dead octopus worth of cables to cover all the possible situations you may need.

    Show me another laptop with 80 Gbps of raw I/O bandwidth. You just don't get it.

    What are the applications for that much bandwidth? In a laptop?

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  96. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by ilsaloving · · Score: 2

    No I haven't, because it's not designed for the real world. You know, the one where Ethernet cables, and USB 2/3.0 devices, HDMI, and SD Cards still exist and won't be going away for at least a decade.

    This isn't like parallel, serial or SCSI ports whose days were very clearly numbered when Apple cut them off. Losing access to floppies was annoying but still grudgingly inevitable. But USB? There is no excuse for removing those. HDMI? It's still being actively developed! Their new MBP will be obsolete long before HDMI is.

    Apple wants to make "Adapter world" the new normal cause they know they can make a fortune on the things. Just look at their long history of mangled DVI adapters. Micro DVI, Mini DVI, mini HDMI, mini DP... Apple has a dongle addiction something fierce, and now they've gone too far.

    No, I have *every* right to dismiss it, just as the overwhelming majority of tech people are dismissing it. Whoever signed off on the design of the latest MBP is either a moron, or a money-grubbing MBA looking to capitalize on accessory profits, or both.

  97. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Surface Pro 4 and Surface Book CPU's are all dual-core. Yes, even the i7 is dual-core in those. Of course a quad-core CPU is going to thrash it.

    It's because of the power/heat envelope. Surface Pros already are a tablet with cooling fans, which just seems wrong for some reason. Imagine if you turned it into a high-wattage, quad-core space-heater in a tablet form-factor. The users would be pissed after the visit to the burn ward.

  98. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a software developer working from home far more than 8 hours a day, and for years the only machine in the room with me was a first-gen Surface Pro (peace and quiet and no heat), hooked up to a standard USB dock (not even MS's) that had my full-size keyboard, mouse, three 1920x1200 monitors and a bunch more peripherals. I can assure you that the "crappy keyboard" and "small screen" is not an impediment.

    Now, if you tried to make the point that this was a problem while out on the road, I might've granted you that to an extent. But I have used a Surface, for work, for hours a day and it's a perfectly viable solution. I've only stopped using it because I've replaced it with a NUC that can drive a 4K display. I'd still be using it otherwise.

  99. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by RoccamOccam · · Score: 1

    I have a Surface Pro 3 and I use it for everything I do. When I'm at my desk, I have it in a docking station with a StarTech DisplayPort Multimonitor splitter, so I have two large 1920x1200 monitors plus the Surface Pro 2160x1440 display. My system has an i7-4650U CPU, 8 GB RAM, and a 500 GB SSD. It makes for a better development machine than the HP Elitebook that I had before it. I run Visual Studio, Blender, etc. Everything that I had done before, including KDE Neon Linux via VirtualBox.

    When I take it out of the docking station, it makes a very nice laptop or tablet, with a high-resolution, pressure sensitive screen for note taking or drawing (I wish I had some artistic talent). Very convenient for watching movies or reading. As a tablet, my one complaint is that the edges are just a bit too angular. Not as nice to hold as some other tablets that I've used. Maybe the Pro 4 is better in that regard, I don't know.

    As a laptop, the magnetic connection keyboard could be better (I have a Pro 4 keyboard). I've had the tablet detach and fall when I've pushed the stand back to an awkward angle. But, all-in-all, this is best computer that I've ever had (and I go all the way back to a Commodore Pet).

  100. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by Phydeaux314 · · Score: 1

    Honestly, the apt comparison here would be the Surface Book with the Macbook Pro. They're both aimed at businesses / developers, they're both supposed to be quite fast, and they're judged on the basis of availability of features that a professional would use. While the surface pro is a fine system for light work, it's not really in the same market segment or performance category.

    (That said, I use an original surface pro for classwork - and it handles things like photoshop, maya, and the like without issue.)

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  101. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Recent versions of OS X are no better in either regard.

  102. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except that all the sysadmin I know are using Macs, have used Macs, and say they'll continue to use Macs, other than gaming machines. I work with a few hundred sysadmin, not that many people call themselves that anymore.

    Developers have always used Windows PCs because developers developers developers developers. They develop for the most used platform, not necessarily the best.

    Windows OS is a security flaw by design, the new version is google tracking on steroids, and most people don't care about ports because everything they use is wireless, like routers and printers.

    The surface machines are as expensive or more so than a Mac, and while Mac hater seem to want to point out "Mac's haven't been updated in five years" that's just not true, they look the same but the insides are updated regularly, and that's what matters.

    I use Windows as work at Macs at home, the new Surface products look great, but I'm not going to be doing any home banking on a Windows box anytime soon.

  103. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    another person who cant seem smart enough to create an account wants to talk shit......

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  104. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From an admin point of view, give me the Windows equiv of JAMF/JSS/Casper, ease of imaging (e.g. not dealing with having to manage drivers in MDT) and target mode in Windows systems, and the ability to TURN OFF all the annoying stupid cr@p in Windows 10 to turn it back into an OS rather than a bloated app, and yes I'll gleefully love Windows again. Luckily for me our company is mostly software nerds that like OS X/macOS because it just works, there is Unix under the hood and they hate all the dumb things Windows does which gets in the way of productivity.

  105. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

    Get back to us when you structure your solutions properly so you don't have to have 100+ projects open.

  106. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by ilsaloving · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You know what? You're a classic abusive boyfriend that can't handle being wrong, so you prefer to gaslight people instead of accepting that maybe a mistake was made somewhere.

    I've already left a more technical comment elsewhere so I'm not going to re-iterate, but I felt compelled to comment on this because I was just so awe-struck by your breathtaking arrogance.

    Just because I don't deep throat Apple's reality distortion field doesn't mean "I don't get it". I've been using Apple products for a long time now, for the simple fact that for me, they do the job better than any competing product. But circumstances have changed.

    But the raw facts are that Apple have all but abandoned their desktop lines, and have put out a laptop that is so myopically designed that they've all but given the middle finger to a significant portion of their customer base.

    If you just skim through the various comments, you will see countless pissed off people who are either sticking with what they have, or are preferentially buying previous gen hardware when they have to. I have colleagues who have been utter die-hard apple fans for years, and they are saying the same thing I am.

    If you really think that this many people "Don't get it", maybe you need to take a step back and ask yourself if maybe YOU'RE the one who "Doesn't get it".

  107. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I agree that it was short sighted what they did with USB... 400-500USD? Really? For that price you can even get more than a dozen dongles from Apple direct not to mention the dozens of dongles you can get from Amazon. I'd like to see you justify the dozen adapters you need for a single laptop that only had 2 USB ports on the previous generation.

  108. Product placement makes a difference. by WimBo · · Score: 1

    Has anyone noticed how often Microsoft hardware has been visible in TV shows recently?

    I bought a surface pro 4 a little over a year ago when they were first introduced. Seeing the kickstand on every NFL broadcast was the obvious first location. Since then I've seen the machines in plenty of other TV shows. Even sometimes it's obvious when the Microsoft laptop is being used because of the position of the camera on the outside of the laptop.

    I think that paying for product placement has probably been a very good deal for Microsoft, though it's hard to quantify the results. It's just too bad that they didn't do it in the phone arena back when they had a chance at competing.

  109. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The Mac Pro was last updated in 2012.

    In 2013 they slapped its name on a trashcan with decent components inside. Just like how this time around, they are slapping the Macbook Pro name on what really should just be 13" and 15" versions of the 12" Macbook.

  110. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm typing this from my surface. Not that you'd know it as I have KVM attached and you can't see it right now. I play Civ and compile all my code on this with no problems. It's easily as powerful as my other laptops and much more portable. However my desktop certainly powers through that crap single threaded Civ code on the large maps better.

  111. This is due to the age of macs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My iMac and Macbook are 9. They both work perfectly.
    Of late, the newer version of macos is bloated and slow compared to older versions.
    Many of the older macs can only have so much RAM installed, so some can't run the most recent os versions.
    Since new macs are not cheap, and you can get into a surface by turning in your 9-year-old macbook, a lot of the turn over is from people with old/broken macbooks.

  112. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by caseih · · Score: 1

    What Chromebook? No one said anything about a Chromebook except those who apparently misread the post.

  113. Apple hardware is becoming junk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple has begun its drive to the bottom in search of short term gains, and is starting by removing solid hardware in favor of higher profit margin cheap hardware. Seeing a lot more failures lately. They're also intentionally making the hardware more difficult to service by third parties. Now the iMacs require double sided tape every time you open/close them.

  114. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

    Well, this was before Apple slashed the prices on their adapters after the uproar. I can probably get away with just $200-250 now.

    But it's hardly unreasonable:
    -DVI adapter
    -HDMI adapter
    -VGA adapter
    -ethernet adapter
    -either multiple USB-C->USB adapters or a USB-C hub/port replicator
    -USB-C SD card reader

    You can obviously save money by alternate brands, etc, but if you stuck with the "official" way that Apple wants you to do, the cost adds up really fast.

  115. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    If you've got this much time to pick apart my post during the day...I'm guessing you aren't a developer. :)

    Day? You do realise this is the internet right? ;-) I was busy at work during the day.

    Surfaces might be fine for the masses who are OK with crappy keyboards, small screens, etc. but if I have to work with something for hours a day, it isn't going to be a Surface.

    Actually I do work with a Surface for hours a day. It is a Surface in a docking station with a big screen and a nice full sized keyboard (ironically a Dell) which was the laptop the Surface replaced.

    But I don't spend all day sitting at my desk. There's all those "value added" meetings to attend, where it really helps to scribble notes directly on the screen of the little thing rather than taking pen, pad, tear it out, walk to the scanner, and bin the sheet after for no reason, import the PDF, and then end up with something that isn't text searchable unlike the handwriting in OneNote which to it's credit does a pretty amazing job considering I have the pen dexterity of Michael J Fox.

    Now admittedly I don't do loads of heavy processing on this machine, but then I didn't do it on any laptop I've had. We have a room full of high end machines to crunch numbers for the odd occasion where we need to. Workloads will differ, but I'm willing to wager that the vast majority of work done on a computer falls into the I'm typing shit in word, replying to this email, and stuffing around on some ill conceived web based garbage cobbled together in Sharepoint.

  116. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For DVI, VGA, and ethernet you had to buy dongles for the previous generation of machines too. DVI hasn't been built-in since the aluminum (non-unibody) generation. VGA hasn't been built in for 15 years.

    Not really that surprising... those ports are physically too big for modern machines.

  117. Surface is better than I thought... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    and honestly if I have to run Windows 10 on something - I prefer to a surface to a laptop or desktop. Not sure what the difference is, but it just seems and feels better. Maybe I still flinch at Windows mouse drivers from the bad old days or maybe the mouse routines still stink. My index finger driver still works flawlessly. That said, I'd still take my MacBook Pro over Surface or Chromebook. OS updates are bog simple and fast, the apps are powerful with lotsa FOSS available. I can run other OSs on it. My new favorite computer however is Raspberry Pi 3B running Raspbian. I've suggested that all of our incoming students get one.

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  118. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by judoguy · · Score: 1
    My apologies to Burma Shave:

    Cliche

    as it is to say,

    Apple has lost its way

    post-Jobs.

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  119. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Shit that Surface Pro has almost the same CPU mark I've on my desktop. I guess editing 36 megapixel images, rendering gigapixel panoramas, processing astronomy data and all that other crap that puts me in the top 0.01% of computer users is just going to have to run 6.2% slower on the Surface Pro.

    Okay I jest since my income doesn't depend on a compile running slightly faster. But in what world is a CPU with a CPUmark of 4889 not suitable for an incredibly diverse range of quite taxing tasks?

  120. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    Search for 'OSX update fail' and ' "Windows 10" update fail' and report back on the differences in search results. That's going to return 11 versions worth of OSX update failures version just update failures for "Windows 10" which has not even been out 2 years yet. You'd think the OSX results would overwhelm the W10 results, but quite the opposite is true. You're buried in loads of various W10 updates that failed in some spectacular fashion, including MS pulling the update and releasing a new update afterwards. It's quite possible the forced update cycle compounds the effect of a bad update, but that is something MS decided to do on its own.

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  121. Re:the paradox of reporting self-serving statement by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

    Not switching because:

    Windows --> Linux (Complete) - tired of 'flaky' stability and features from one Windows release to the next. Linux is good enough to game on now - and that's about all I was holding onto windows for. Tried gaming on Mac a long long time ago - and gave up as was prohibitively expensive. Code, game, and surf on Linux.

    Macs --> ? No reason to upgrade hardware at this time because I can't afford it for a number of reasons, and the 'new' tech isn't compelling enough to go into debt for new hardware anyway. Existing systems do what I need, and have the integration that I need for creative endeavors (graphics, sound, writing).

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  122. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Whatsmynickname · · Score: 1

    If you want a 5K monitor with 60 hz connected with one cable, the latest Apple laptop with Thunderbolt 3 is the only option.

  123. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by BitztreamNotARealNam · · Score: 2

    Why did this get modded down?

    Because the parent is a troll (and hypocrite) that constantly lashes out at anyone as he feels - just look at all his posts.

    Basically, he's Slashdot's answer to Donald Trump.

  124. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to su by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Video work for one. Compiling a modern Linux desktop environment another. Yes, there are legitimate reasons to do both.

  125. Its a so-so device but not a laptop replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had to get one of these for a user who absolutely had to have one. A few months later he came into a meeting with a shitty personal laptop (not allowed by company policy but that's a different story). I asked where his surface was and he said that the keyboard didn't hold up to doing a lot of work. I've heard this from other users too. It's a neat idea and I thought the keyboard cover would be really cool but it just doesn't stand up to the treatment that a normal laptop can take.

  126. It doesn't work that way, kid. by westlake · · Score: 1

    They ship a lot retailers for sure, but they don't sell any.

    Retail margins are thin and nothing is stocked or shelved which can't be moved quickly. The girl working check-out at the Dollar Store learns at least this much about running a business.

    The numbers change hourly, but currently four of the best-selling 2 in 1 laptops at Amazon are Surface models in the $800-$3000 price range.

  127. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    No I haven't, because it's not designed for the real world. You know, the one where Ethernet cables, and USB 2/3.0 devices, HDMI, and SD Cards still exist and won't be going away for at least a decade. This isn't like parallel, serial or SCSI ports whose days were very clearly numbered when Apple cut them off. Losing access to floppies was annoying but still grudgingly inevitable. But USB? There is no excuse for removing those. HDMI? It's still being actively developed! Their new MBP will be obsolete long before HDMI is.

    You're an idiot.

    Every single argument you now make was made regarding serial and parallel ports (SCSI never caught on in the PC desktop world like it did on Macs) when the original iMac threw them away in favor of USB.

    Every. Single. One.

    People who buy Mac laptops are very much used to using an adapter to suit whatever display they are hooking to. Not many displays, even now, are DisplayPort; so, Adapter. Yet no one (or nearly so) whines about that. They just purchase an adapter or two and get on with their lives.

    And with USB-C to USB-A, there's even FAR LESS of an excuse, since the Adapters are readily available for a pittance (sub $10).

    Let's look at it this way: No single collection of Ports on a Laptop can serve everyone; but with the USB-C/TB3 that's available through inexpensive (for the most part) adapters, almost any I/O configuration can be attained. That is simply not true with other ports. USB-C/TB3 truly is One Port to Rule Them All...

    People are whining and whining about how the new MBPs are not "Pro" because they don't have USB-A Ports or SD Slots? Are they retarded???

    When you can get:

    (2) Thunderbolt 3, Daisy chain and power up to 5 Thunderbolt 3 devices

    Two USB-C ports

    (5) USB 3.1 Gen 1, Including two high-power USB Type-A ports for fast mobile device charging

    FireWire 800

    Gigabit Ethernet

    mini DisplayPort

    SD Card reader

    Audio combo port For headphones or microphones

    S/PDIF digital audio

    Out of Just ONE of FOUR USB-C/TB3 Ports on the new MBP, what's not to like? What's not "Pro" about THAT I/O capability?

    Oh, and the TB2 version is not only $60 cheaper (for one less port), but the graphic demonstrates just HOW much I/O this is... NO laptop is going to have all these ports. None. And if they do, that's IT; whereas the MBP still has THREE MORE USB-C/TB3 Ports left that you can "break out" to even MORE I/O!!!

    And the simple fact is the USB-C/TB3 ports on the new MBP are actually more, not less "Future Proof"; because there will be adapters and docks available from a wide variety of sources for a very long time to come. So, long after the last VGA port disappears off the same laptop, you'll still be able to buy an Adapter that will nicely extract/recreate those signals and have the proper connector to hook-up to your wax-cylinder player...

  128. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can thank Tim for that, he's just a quarterly profits slave to the shareholders.

    Plenty of choices for laptops in the Lindows world. The 27" iMac with 5K display is still pretty hard to beat in my book - I use one of these at work, with a 1TB SSD they are dynamite machines.

  129. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OS X/macOS has started to eat performance on newer machines. I loaded 10.9 on an older MB Air the other day so our devs could do some testing in Safari 9. OS X 10.9 felt really snappy, even on an old Air, compared to 2015 model high end MB Pros running El Crapitian or Sieieieiera which is just a slower version of Crapitian with Siri in it.

  130. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    If you just skim through the various comments, you will see countless pissed off people who are either sticking with what they have, or are preferentially buying previous gen hardware when they have to. I have colleagues who have been utter die-hard apple fans for years, and they are saying the same thing I am.

    And all those people were also aghast when Apple had the temerity to release an iMac in 1997 with ONLY USB-A Ports.

    Yes, Virginia; sometimes it really is Courage.

    I have a good friend (who is a EE) who just purchased a Touch Bar 15" MBP, and he is VERY pleased with his purchase. You can call it Confirmation Bias, blah, blah; but he says the thing runs circles around even his Hackintoshes, which were built to be balls-out, performance-wise. He also says the Touch Bar is QUITE useful.

    So, anecdotes v. anecdotes and horses for courses; but I submit that, by and large, the people who are bitching online have never layed their hands on the machine, and are just exercising that internet "right" of bitching just to bitch.

  131. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what world is a CPU with a CPUmark of 4889 not suitable for an incredibly diverse range of quite taxing tasks?

    2010.

  132. Biggest problem with Surface is the OS by movdqa · · Score: 1

    My major complaints with Windows 10 are: updates when Microsoft feels like it; updates that brick your machine; the size of the title bar buttons; virtual memory problems. I've moved about 95% of my work over to OS X but I still have one program that only runs on Windows. I upgraded it to Windows 10 and it has Virtual Memory and performance problems. It's happy to use up to 13 GB of RAM on one of my Windows 10 desktops. So I installed a Windows 7 VM on the Windows 10 system and it comfortably uses about 400 MB of RAM - so that's my workaround to the Virtual Memory problem. It also solves the button size problem. Windows 10 brought us those huge buttons, presumably, so that people could hit them on the touch screen. I work in a Linux environment and it is nice to have native X for your operating system.

  133. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    Interesting, as I have all the control in the world to not install OS updates offered on my Mac.

    Can't really say that about Windows, what with people getting Windows 10 shoved down their throat in the middle of the night against their will...

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  134. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To be fair, HDMI is a license-agreement encumbered piece of shit that brings nothing to the table that isn't available through DisplayPort, other than the number of deployed devices.

    Even the connector sucks compared to DisplayPort, with it's positive locking. Not that Apple uses the full DisplayPort connector...

  135. Say what??? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I can tell that you're not a vi/vim user just by that comment, because tactile feedback on the ESC key is really important to a vim user.

    I can tell YOU are not an Emacs user because for many ESC is the most important also (since all typed commands start with M-x, if you aren't using the meta key then you use ESC).

    I have used both emacs and VI a *ton*, I use both often still. In no way do I find "tactile feedback" of the ESC key in any way needed. With VI the issue is far more "what mode is it really in", not "Did I hit ESC" (which usually has a visual indicator at the bottom of the editor ).

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  136. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just replied for no other reason than to insult someone. Do you feel like a man now? I truly feel sorry for types like you.

  137. Re:macs are also becoming not very enterprise frie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  138. They are all USB ports now by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Okay, so the Touch Bar is really useful...but can you honestly defend the loss of USB ports?

    What loss of ports? It has four!! All of them are USB and power too, it's actually pretty amazing. And all of them are orientation-neutral (you can plug them in either side up).

    The actual PLUGS may be a bit different but time and adaptors heal all wounds. In the long term having them all be the SAME plug is way more awesome.

    Being a Slashdot reader how can you seriously be *against* a change that is better for hardware people?

    If you lose your dongle or it dies or breaks

    The are like $2 each, I have four as they are cheap and tiny. How would they "break" anyway, basically being a passthrough??? Being so cheap an plentiful I have a number of them here and there, I don't worry about not having one with me.

    there's no possible excuse for it except to drive the sale of dongles.

    Or, you know, not wanting to keep users having to use a shitty ancient standard until the end of time. Which I guess you are for? What an asshole!

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    1. Re:They are all USB ports now by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Which I guess you are for? What an asshole!

      Wow, kind of tightly wound, aren't you? Should I skip trying to have a civil discussion with you in the future?

      You must be a real joy to work with. If you ever have a relationship I'd recommend dialing down your anger a bit.

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    2. Re:They are all USB ports now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes this guy is a apple worshiper; everything else hater.

    3. Re:They are all USB ports now by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Not sure why you thought I was angry? Just pointing out that someone holding back the future for others is rather an asshole. That's said out of love, not anger - an attempt to help someone help themselves!

      Actually if you couldn't tell from my post I'm rather an optimist, and so am sure he'll stop being an asshole once he sees the error of his archaic opinion!

      Merry Christmas!

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    4. Re:They are all USB ports now by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      I would have said the same thing about an all USB-C Windows laptop had Microsoft had the courage to make one.

      You are right that many others seem to be haters, anything new (like USB-C ports, which aren't even all that new a thing) causes them to have a fearful and hatful reaction, which I feel compelled to counter so that humanity can move forward.

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    5. Re:They are all USB ports now by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Just pointing out that someone holding back the future for others is rather an asshole.

      I'm not holding back anything for anyone- Apple doesn't consult with me on their design specs. If they had, I'd have suggested they offer both kinds of ports on their new toy.

      -

      That's said out of love, not anger

      This explains why you're single, and why you'll probably stay that way.

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    6. Re:They are all USB ports now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell is wrong with you? Is there a medical name for condition?

    7. Re:They are all USB ports now by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Yes, my condition is called "self confidence mixed with competence and deep technical knowledge".

      Perhaps someday, if you are lucky, you will acquire the same "condition".

      It's funny that in three-five years when we are all using USB-C for everything you won't even consider how stupid you are being currently. The human brain is amazing!

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    8. Re:They are all USB ports now by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      I'm not holding back anything for anyone- Apple doesn't consult with me on their design specs. If they had, I'd have suggested they offer both kinds of ports on their new toy.

      That... is why you fail.

      This explains why you're single, and why you'll probably stay that way.

      A) Sorry buddy, but I'm not finding you very attractive nor do I swing that way. Not that there's anything wrong with that and I fully respect your own life choices, well except for those dealing with computer ports, where you are immoral and wrong.

      B) I've not been single for over a decade... so yet another thing you can't get right. I think it's pretty telling that a man who can't correctly decide what ports to place on a new laptop has zero sense for who is single and who is not. Yes, pretty telling.

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    9. Re:They are all USB ports now by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Sorry buddy, but I'm not finding you very attractive nor do I swing that way.

      You don't have to be ashamed of your orientation. Perhaps you and Milo can get together.

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  139. Really???? =O by Heebie · · Score: 1

    People are actually moving from a genuinely reasonable, albeit expensive, platform, to what amounts to a pile of shite on a single sheet of single-ply tissue paper? =O

  140. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last 'generation' of Macbook Pros had 2 x Thunderbolt (1 or 2), HDMI, 2 x USB 3.0 and a SDXC reader. I'm not sure where you were shopping, but even paying the old price for genuine Apple parts but ((2 x USB-C to Thunderbolt adaptors @ $49) + (2 x USB-C to USB 3.0 @ $19) + (USB-C to AV inc. USB 3.0 and HDMI @ $70) = $206, less than half your "$400-$500". If you pick non-Apple adaptors you can cut that even further and if you pick a small dock or hub rather than individual dongles you reduce item count and space so you don't need an 'octopus'. So, for those who need backwards compatibility, an additional $200 _max_ worth of adaptors may be necessary until your hardware replacement process purchases USB-C versions. This is in line with previous generation jumps such as dropping ethernet, ExpressCard, Firewire, optical disk etc.

    Of the various design choices that were made for the current generation of Macbook Pro, the move to all USB-C is one of the least objectionable and probably the most in line with older design philosophies.

  141. Re:macs are also becoming not very enterprise frie by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    and what will cost when a full office is down for a new do to the systems all pulling the same update from the internet vs having a local server host that?

    To bad apple does not have any thing that is good fit for the server room. The mini and new mac pro are very poor fits for that. and you can't run in an VM on non apple hardware. (it can be done but apple's license says no)

  142. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 0

    But Donald Trump is a god and you should be down on your knees begging for his forgiveness at your insult.

    Yes, I'm being sarcastic.

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  143. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by ilsaloving · · Score: 2

    You can stamp your feet and accuse people of being retarded idiots as much as you want. But that doesn't change the reality of the situation, which is that a large portion of Apple customers feel like they were just slapped in the face. Customer devotion is Apple's primary currency, and that currency just took a dump so hard you'd think Tim Cook deep throated a dozen Taco Bell chalupas.

    I love how you're accusing people of being "idiots" and "retarded" when you're the one who sees invisible ports that don't exist.

    FireWire 800 - Not there
    Gigabit Ethernet - Not there
    mini DisplayPort - Where?
    SD Card reader - Nada
    5 USB 3.1 gen 1 ports? - Nope

    So I have to ask... what crack are you smoking, because there most certainly isn't *anything* other than a bunch of external bus ports that are otherwise useless without having to spend hundreds of dollars on adapters.

    And then... and then... Okay, I'm laughing now... you actually point out a $300 port replicator, just to regain the ports that Apple took away? A Three. Hundred. Dollar. Port Replicator. Because dropping $3000 on a grossly under-equipped laptop wasn't enough of an insult?

    Apparently *you* don't get it, let this idiot spell it out for you: I don't give a flying fuck if a single I/O port can let me transfer all the data generated by the Large Hadron Collider in under a minute. I DO care that I'm at someone's house, and they give me something on a USB key but I can't access it without pulling out my Sports Billy bag of dongles. I DO care that I can't connect to a presentation TV or projector without pulling out my Sports Billy bag of dongles. Or transfer photos from my camera. Or connect to a LAN via hardwire because wifi is (for whatever reason) unavailable/unusable (because that does actually happen, irregardless of the dream world you seem to live in). And heaven forbid I forget said Sports Billy bag, cause now I'm using a $3000 chromebook.

    Almost *every* *single* real-world use-case has suddenly because an unnecessary hassle when before there was no issue. This is the hardware equivalent of when they switched from PowerPC to Intel, but *without* including Rosetta.

    If Apple had left the HDMI port and just one lousy USB 3.1 port, there wouldn't be this uproar. If they had thrown some dongles into the box so people could hit the ground running with their existing stuff, people would eyeroll but there wouldn't be this uproar. But no, they had to take away ALL previous ports with no alternative, forcing people to jump through hoops and spend even more money to regain the shortfall. And now a supposed "portable" computer requires you to carry around a small bundle of adapters, like a new mother carrying a backpack of sundries for her baby. I was more than a little pissed off when they removed

    I mean, when they released the iPhone 7, they were at least considerate enough to throw in a lightning to headphone adapter.

  144. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

    Right, and I can grudgingly accept that. Ditto with ethernet, as annoying as it is.

    But HDMI? USB? An SD Card slot? Mini-DP port? There was plenty of room for those things last year, and the new model isn't that much thinner.

  145. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    And "Adapter world" is only temporary, until the world catches up to USB-C, which is already well-underway.

    The only reason Apple has to "design for the future" is because they don't refresh their hardware at reasonable intervals. When was the last time the Mac Pro was updated? But if you need high-end mac machines, that's your only option right now. It's a joke.

    Wait, you are complaining that Apple focuses on the interfaces of the future because they supposedly don't update their machines often enough? But wasn't the usual complaint that Apple constantly brought out new machines and forced people to update every year because else you wouldn't get the latest must have interfaces?

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  146. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by LostMyBeaver · · Score: 1

    I like MacBooks and I do need a new Mac for iOS development and I want to try the new Visual Studio for Mac.

    But as you mentioned, they really alienated developer with this latest release, so I'll probably get a new Mac Mini if there is ever such a thing and skip this generation of MacBook Pro. I don't worry much about the dongle issue, that's a non-problem really, after all, I already have a thunderbolt dock with USB3 ports on it.

    That said, I am writing this from a SurfaceBook i7/16GB/512GBssd. Unlike the MacBook Pro (previous generation) it has a usable keyboard, good graphics and a pen display which I make heavy use of.

    I work 50% of the time as an IT instructor and my students ask me what my favorite computer is. I tell them this one, since it's the best one I've owned so far. Over the past 4 years, I've seen most of my students go from carrying Dells and HPs to carrying Macs and Surface Pros. I expect to see more Surface Pros and SurfaceBooks following this latest release.

  147. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    Your claim that "adapter world" back than was bullshit, but now is plain obviously a thing is, well, bullshit. There is no difference between the "adapter world" of the iMac and the MacBook Pro.

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  148. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 0

    nd of course, you are now required to carry around a dead octopus worth of cables to cover all the possible situations you may need.

    Show me another laptop with 80 Gbps of raw I/O bandwidth. You just don't get it.

    What are the applications for that much bandwidth? In a laptop?

    So what's the application for 32 GB RAM, a removable SSD and an "ESC" key in a laptop? Ohh, wait, you need to have a replaceable SSD because it's too slow, right?

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  149. They don't need to release sales figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The latest MacBook and MacBook Pro's are a joke. Thinner, lighter, faster is cute but when that design means you can't repair or upgrade a system it's stupid.

  150. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

    +1 for the NUC - quiet and with a small footprint.

    If you're cubicle-bound there's not much value in a laptop if you're just going to plug in dual monitors, a mouse and a proper keyboard. At a company I contracted at, we were asked to hot-desk by bringing in our own equipment. The suggestion was we buy laptops but 99% of the time workers sat at the same desk every day, plugged into said peripherals. And rather than take them home, they were chained to the desk overnight with a security cable.

    Laptops do have their uses, naturally.

  151. Re:macs are also becoming not very enterprise frie by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

    Also apple does not let run mac os in a VM on non apple hardware. (it can be done but apple's license says no)

    Isn't one of the complaints of 'developers' that 16GB Macbooks that they don't provide enough RAM for those who want to run multiple VMs simultaneously?

    If Linux can be virtualized, why is it not a valid use case to do the same with macOS?

  152. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to su by sglewis100 · · Score: 1

    Video work for one. Compiling a modern Linux desktop environment another. Yes, there are legitimate reasons to do both.

    I'm sure they looked at the market for laptop 4K video editing at the highest end where 16 GB of RAM isn't enough, but inexplicably, a mobile oriented video card was, and then added in the potential market from Linux source code compilers and moved on fairly quickly from there with disinterest. Incidentally, I know of a company that's still buying brand new Mac Pro's for their editing. Because $15K workstations weren't doing the job as well. I switched from a Mac to a PC recently, but man, for video guys, it's just got to be about the software, right?

  153. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by TuballoyThunder · · Score: 1

    I am actually considering making the switch. I bought a Surface Pro 4 to test out how well it works for me (the Black Friday sale made it a reasonable purchase). I turned on the Windows Subsystem for Linux, which provides a lightweight Linux environment within Windows.

    For my work I need:

    • X Windows
    • Ability to SSH
    • Remote desktop (both RDP and VNC)
    • GNU and Intel compilers
    • Mathematica
    • Microsoft Office
    • Ability to run virtual machines (e.g. Virtual Box)
    • Ability to do regular backups, with versioning, without user intervention
    • OpenVPN
    • Easily connect to external monitor, keyboard, and ethernet

    CPU performance is not critical because I have access to a cluster for the heavy computational loads. The Linux subsystem in some ways is more convenient because the slight differences between BSD and Linux can make moving code between OS X and Linux a little bit annoying. The cluster is Linux based--I considered making a *BSD based cluster but the scientific community has gravitated towards Linux.

    So, based on my requirements either platform would work, though I probably would go with a Surface Book if I did switch. It comes down to cost and workflow efficiency.

  154. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullshit.

  155. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a good friend (who is a EE) who just purchased a Touch Bar 15" MBP, and he is VERY pleased with his purchase. You can call it Confirmation Bias but he says the thing runs circles around even his Hackintoshes...

    Since you brought up Hackintosh, I'll add an additional anecdote. I needed a Mac for school. After looking at what was available (and for how much), I opted to hackintosh a Surface Pro 1. My current daily driver is a hackintosh Surface Pro 3, and I've just paid $865 for a Surface Book to–you guessed it–make into a hackintosh.

    The Surface Pro 1 ran circles around every single one of the MacBook Pros the other students were using.

    In my opinion, Apple is headed in the wrong direction by removing ports and adding gimmicks to their hardware. Why buy a Mac when you can have something that is equally (or more) powerful for a third the cost?

  156. What does a touchscreen bring to the table? by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    The big feature touted on Surface ads is its touchscreen.

    I've never, while using my Macbook Pro, said "gee I wish this thing had a touchscreen."

    Is this actually some huge breakthrough, and I'm just blind to the possibilities?

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  158. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by antdude · · Score: 1

    Bring back Steve Jobs. Oh wait. :(

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  159. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by chispito · · Score: 1

    If you need to know the application for an escape key, you don't use your computer much.

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  160. I'm one of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was lucky enough to recently pick up a 8G/256G Surface Pro 3 for under 1,000$, and I it has mostly replaced my 11 inch MBA.

    The hardware advantage of the Surface Pro 3 over an 11 inch MBA are;

    1. It's lighter, and can be operated with a pen. If I need to use it on the train or in the taxi, using the pen is easier than using the keyboard and trackpad.

    2. It does not have a keyboard. I prefer to use my Happy Hacking Keyboard Pro JP or my Lenovo USB trackpoint keyboard, so it's nice to have no keyboard in the way. I know many would see this as an disadvantage, and will buy the type cover, but not me.

    3. It's screen is larger and has a much higher resolution. This is a more a shortfall of the MBA than the advantage of the Surface.

    4. It can be used as a tablet vertically and operate with your finger. Great for reading PDF document for both work and hobby (GURPS).

    I've been using Macs since my first computer, the Bondi Blue iMac. I and my family have bought about 10 Macs in total over the years. However, I have not seen any noticeable improvement in it's software after the introduction of Time Machine. The fact that you cannot invoke Photoshop from Photos (which led me to sign up with Adobe CC), and the new Sierra broke Karabiner, I've decided to move away from Macs.

  161. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    Bullshit.

    What's bullshit? That is actually a true story. Sorry if it doesn't comport to your worldview.

  162. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    I have a good friend (who is a EE) who just purchased a Touch Bar 15" MBP, and he is VERY pleased with his purchase. You can call it Confirmation Bias but he says the thing runs circles around even his Hackintoshes...

    Since you brought up Hackintosh, I'll add an additional anecdote. I needed a Mac for school. After looking at what was available (and for how much), I opted to hackintosh a Surface Pro 1. My current daily driver is a hackintosh Surface Pro 3, and I've just paid $865 for a Surface Book to–you guessed it–make into a hackintosh.

    The Surface Pro 1 ran circles around every single one of the MacBook Pros the other students were using.

    In my opinion, Apple is headed in the wrong direction by removing ports and adding gimmicks to their hardware. Why buy a Mac when you can have something that is equally (or more) powerful for a third the cost?

    Equally powerful if you don't breathe on it funny lest it all collapse in a pile of. Barely compatible drivers and kexts, and if you don't mind constantly having a DONGLE (correct use of the term) for WiFi, and cheaper only if your time setting it up and scouring the Internet every time an OS update breaks something else, is free.

    Wotta deal!

  163. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    You can stamp your feet and accuse people of being retarded idiots as much as you want. But that doesn't change the reality of the situation, which is that a large portion of Apple customers feel like they were just slapped in the face. Customer devotion is Apple's primary currency, and that currency just took a dump so hard you'd think Tim Cook deep throated a dozen Taco Bell chalupas.

    I love how you're accusing people of being "idiots" and "retarded" when you're the one who sees invisible ports that don't exist.

    FireWire 800 - Not there Gigabit Ethernet - Not there mini DisplayPort - Where? SD Card reader - Nada 5 USB 3.1 gen 1 ports? - Nope

    So I have to ask... what cracking are you smoking, because there most certainly isn't *anything* other than a bunch of external bus ports that are otherwise useless without having to spend hundreds of dollars on adapters.

    And then... and then... Okay, I'm laughing now... you actually point out a $300 port replicator, just to regain the ports that Apple took away? A Three. Hundred. Dollar. Port Replicator. Because dropping $3000 on a grossly under-equipped laptop wasn't enough of an insult?

    Apparently *you* don't get it, let this idiot spell it out for you: I don't give a flying fuck if a single I/O port can let me transfer all the data generated by the Large Hadron Collider in under a minute. I DO care that I'm at someone's house, and they give me something on a USB key but I can't access it without pulling out my Sports Billy bag of dongles. I DO care that I can't connect to a presentation TV or projector without pulling out my Sports Billy bag of dongles. Or transfer photos from my camera. Or connect to a LAN via hardwire because wifi is (for whatever reason) unavailable/unusable (because that does actually happen, irregardless of the dream world you seem to live in). And heaven forbid I forget said Sports Billy bag, cause now I'm using a $3000 chromebook.

    Almost *every* *single* real-world use-case has suddenly because an unnecessary hassle when before there was no issue. This is the hardware equivalent of when they switched from PowerPC to Intel, but *without* including Rosetta.

    If Apple had left the HDMI port and just one lousy USB 3.1 port, there wouldn't be this uproar. If they had thrown some dongles into the box so people could hit the ground running with their existing stuff, people would eyeroll but there wouldn't be this uproar. But no, they had to take away ALL previous ports with no alternative, forcing people to jump through hoops and spend even more money to regain the shortfall. And now a supposed "portable" computer requires you to carry around a small bundle of adapters, like a new mother carrying a backpack of sundries for her baby. I was more than a little pissed off when they removed

    I mean, when they released the iPhone 7, they were at least considerate enough to throw in a lightning to headphone adapter.

    Let me ask you: when you carry a laptop, do you carry an AC adapter? Of course you do. So you're already carrying at least ONE adapter. And if you have a laptop that has MiniDP (like most do now, including ALL of the Surface line that are the subject of this article), do you carry one or more adapters (VGA, DVI and/or HDMI) to hook up to external displays, projectors, etc? Of course you do. And if you want to hook up to terrestrial Ethernet with most newer laptops (including ALL of the Surface Line that are the subject of this article), in most cases you're in SERIOUS Dongle-World, so you'll be carrying adapters for that, too. So that leaves what? USB-A. So, all this uproar is because you can't be bothered to purchase a $7 USB-C to USB-A adapter, or a $15 32 GB USB-C/USB-A memory stick?!? Riiiight.

    Oh, but wait! Since your beloved Surface Pro 4 only has ON

  164. Re:macs are also becoming not very enterprise frie by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    macs are also becoming not very enterprise friendly.

    With the soldered in storage being a big turn off for some usages.

    The lack of server hardware / the min being a poor fit for the roll. Also apple does not let run mac os in a VM on non apple hardware. (it can be done but apple's license says no)

    Apples lack of OS downgrade rights

    Apples tendency to drop ports and more on the fly.

    Actually, there is one version of OS X which IS allowed to be virtualized: Snow Leopard Server (10.6.8). In fact, you can STILL order a DVD of it from Apple Support for $20; but you have to know exactly what to ask for.

  165. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    If you need to know the application for an escape key, you don't use your computer much.

    You need to know that the ESC key isn't gone from the MacBook Pro if you want to make it appear like you have a fucking clue.

    So IOW, unlike me you have actually failed.

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  166. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Except that affluent idiots (unless you really did mean effluent) arn't the only target market.

    Yep, they target poor idiots as well.

    Apple products have become like Toyota Camry's. Everyone can afford one and the only people who consider them special are hopeless Toyota Fanboys (I say this as a man who lusts after a good condition MKIV Supra... So I mean really hopeless).

    People are rapidly turning away from Apple because they keep making it harder to do things (getting rid of regular USB ports, Ethernet adaptors, making it harder to run Windows) and the competition is producing better spec'ed laptops for less money. Why would I get an MBP for US$2500 when I can get the same spec from Asus or Dell for US$1200?

    Not even artists are using Apple any more since print is dying. The web design industry has pretty much moved to Windows, much to the chagrin of the hipsters.

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  167. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by mjwx · · Score: 1

    I have no idea what you're using your machine for but it certainly won't fit a lot of people's use cases.

    Actually it'll fit a lot of use cases very well.

    Very few people need raw CPU power. Far more users I deal with require portability, hence we sell them a lot of ultrabooks with I5-xxxU processors. The U series are designed to be slower but have a lower TPD so they can last longer on battery power, which is something we get asked for a lot more than processing power.

    And the I5-U processors are fast enough that most users never stress them.

    I think you need to evaluate more use cases than just your own before making woeful blanket statements.

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  168. advertising results? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure it has nothing to do with Apple releasing a disappointing product this year. Let the marketing guys take credit for this one...

  169. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Equally powerful if you don't breathe on it funny lest it all collapse in a pile of. Barely compatible drivers and kexts, and if you don't mind constantly having a DONGLE (correct use of the term) for WiFi, and cheaper only if your time setting it up and scouring the Internet every time an OS update breaks something else, is free.

    I'm the AC you're responding to.

    You're totally correct that it's not a perfect solution. For the first few months, I thought "is today the day I brick my hackintosh?" It's definitely not for everybody. Over time it became easier, and now I don't worry about it at all. I have a 200Gb MicroSDXC card in the SP3 that acts as a time-machine backup, so I can literally break the machine and be up and running again in a few hours. So far I've built 5 Hackintoshes (3 using SPs of various flavours, and 2 desktops). I spend less time fiddling with my Hackintosh than I did fighting with Windows, which is one of the reason I abandoned Windows in the first place (telemetry was a close second).

    That being said.. I do, in fact, use a dongle to add WiFi and a couple extra ports to the SP. But, the new MacBooks will be using dongles, too. So, that's a wash. One thing I had with the SP that MacBooks *still* don't have is a touch screen. I can draw in Photoshop with the pressure sensitive pen on OS X, and it works. I can touch and swipe through e.g. Launchpad. I can even type using the on-screen keyboard.

    I can do more on my Hackintosh than you can on your MacBook Pro, for less than half the cost. Tell me again how Apple is going in the right direction w.r.t. hardware?

  170. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

    Except that you forgot the SD card reader ($70? WTF for?) , as well as dongles for VGA, DVI, and ethernet. I use all these ports on a semi-regular basis.

    Alternatively, I can wait for someone to put out a TB3 port replicator that, alone, costs 300 and as far as I can tell isn't portable.

  171. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

    The fact that you have pushed me into the "beloved Surface Pro 4" camp is all I need to know that you've drunk the kool aid so hard that you are nothing more than conservative religious zealot. You can't even mentally handle the fact that I might be an Apple user myself, can you?

    I've been using Macs almost exclusively for over a decade, you nutbar. My current machine is a MBP 2011 because everything they've put out since has been getting less and less functional.

    Maybe you should wipe the rabid foam from your mouth and push your eyeballs back into your skull, and realize that Apple isn't the second coming of Jesus.

    Maybe I'm an idiot but at least I can actually think for myself instead of having some bizarre codependency disorder with a publicly-traded company who doesn't actually give a flying fuck about you.

  172. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

    There are no plans for a Windows 11, just as there are no plans for an OS XI. (OS X was renamed macOS recently, which is a separate discussion.) Windows 10 will instead get regular updates; currently Microsoft is releasing about two per year.

  173. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

    Yes, the ESC key is gone, except for the version of the 13" MBP with no Touch Bar. It's now a soft key on the Touch Bar instead. That's sub-optimal for many developers, because the user interface of two of the most popular editors for developers uses the ESC key heavily.

  174. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

    What's the application for 32GB? Software development, and especially multimedia development. Modern development environments take up a lot of memory, and if you're doing multimedia you're likely to also be running image, audio, and/or video editing software at the same time. You might be running one or more virtual machines at test environments. And you may have multiple web browsers open for compatibility testing.

    What's the application for a removable SSD? When you fill up the one that came with the computer you can replace it with a larger one, which is now affordable because of the way that the prices of computer components drop over time. (You can also avoid the inflated price that the manufacturer charges for extra storage at the time of purchase, which is undoubtedly one reason that Apple is doing away with removable drives.)

    I mentioned the use of the ESC key in another post.

    One more that you missed: a high end GPU. The fastest GPU you can get in the MBP is the Radeon Pro 460, which is comparable to the RX 460 desktop card. That pales by comparison with what NVidia offers; you can now get laptops with a GTX 1080. (It operates at a lower speed than its desktop counterpart because of power and thermal limitations, but it still blows Apple's Radeon out of the water.) Apple's GPU is inadequate for virtual reality and for high end games, which leaves out both users and developers of those things.

  175. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 1

    "no value for geeks" - Odd, we use them now as quick and simple interfaces for various Dashboards, because it makes more sense to hand out half a dozen than to have a big stupid screen on the wall. iPads were great, but you can flip from static display to full domain-auth'd windows machine in seconds.

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  176. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    or a money-grubbing MBA

    No reason to repeat yourself. I understood at "MBA".

  177. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Can only second that.

    Most of my Mac owning friends are software developers and/or musicians.

    Those who one them "privately" still mainly use them for business. On the other hand plenty of them live in France and historically the localization of Windows was a mess, I doubt they convert soon back to Windows ;D

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  178. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    Yes, the ESC key is gone, except for the version of the 13" MBP with no Touch Bar. It's now a soft key on the Touch Bar instead. That's sub-optimal for many developers, because the user interface of two of the most popular editors for developers uses the ESC key heavily.

    No it isn't. And if you had a clue you would know it. If you ask nicely I may tell you. Or you could Google it. But you probably don't know how to do that either.

    Hint: The ESC key is really big and totally useless for any sane person in the normal configuration. Unless you program FORTRAN.

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  179. So in other words, shut down all dicussion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prove it. [...] So basically the entirety of your "proof" is a couple of anecdotes.

    So in other words don't discuss this unless you have irrefutable proof of all the particulars. Don't discuss the possibility the Apple is throwing away business, don't express an opinion, just shut the hell up.

    You have mimicked trumpettes' rhetorical sewage quite effectively. Congratulations.

    However, your attempt to shut down discussion failed spectacularly. Nice try.

  180. Re: If true, it's because Macs are starting to suc by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    Can only second that.

    Most of my Mac owning friends are software developers and/or musicians.

    Those who one them "privately" still mainly use them for business. On the other hand plenty of them live in France and historically the localization of Windows was a mess, I doubt they convert soon back to Windows ;D

    I also forgot my architect-friend/consulting-client, and his entire family, including his best-selling (nonfiction) author-daughter. The whole family has been Apple users for decades. I guess they're all "effluent idiots", too.

  181. Trumped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft reported $1B of Surface sales in the last quarter. Surfaces are out there - I have several, guys in the office have them. Perhaps people don't put their Surface logo on the bumper of their Prius when they head into Starbucks with their dirty, old Microsoft Backpack, but more than a million were added to the ranks in the last three months.

    Think of it like Trump voters. No one will admit they voted for him, but there he is.

  182. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did people ever work before the i7 4770K?!?!?

    Lmfao a K which doesn't have virtualization built in, what are your use cases? Video games? Congrats on hitting 25 years old, gamerz 4 life!

  183. Re:If true, it's because Macs are starting to suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last time I bought a Mac Laptop was the 17" MacBook Pro in 2007. It was the very definition of a "pro" laptop.

    1) A Great Scissor-Action Keyboard (All But Impossible To Buy Now, Even For Desktops)
    2) Large Matte Screen
    3) High (for then) Resolution Display
    4) Good (for then) nVidia GPU
    5) Decent (for then) dual-core CPU
    6) User-Upgradable RAM (4GB max, but could be goosed to 6GB)
    7) User-Upgradable HD (Has an SSD in it now)
    8) ExpressCard Slot (Holds an SD Card Reader Now)
    9) MagSafe Power Adapter
    10) User-Replacable Battery (Replaced 4 Times)
    11) 3 USB, 2 FireWire (400 & 800), DVI, Ethernet Ports
    12) A DVD SuperDrive
    13) Separate Mic and Headphone (With Hidden Optical-Out) Ports

    I loved this laptop. I used it for 3D production work, as well as Video/Photo Editing and Print Layout. But as it got slower, Apple offered me nothing to replace it. They went to smaller, glossy screens, garbage keyboards, integrated batteries, and started tossing out ports. In the end the only upgrade that made sense for me was a desktop iMac, and that was before this latest round of "Pro" fail. Where the only thing I kind of like is the new Keyboard.

    Honestly, all I wanted is an updated version of that old 2007 MacBook Pro with black keys, updated ports, quieter fans, and the removal of the DVD drive for something else. I don't give much of a toss about Thinness, or maximum battery life. 5 hours was plenty for me.

  184. Re:macs are also becoming not very enterprise frie by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    I was supporting Macs in a company back in 2005, and I have to say, I don't think they were ever enterprise friendly. They constantly fell off the domain, had login issues, had issues accessing Exchange (even from Entourage in Office). They were a nightmare to support.

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