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  1. Re:There is no "removing" of anything... on Steve Wozniak Says Apple Must Fix iPhone 7 Bluetooth Or Revive Its Headphone Jack (afr.com) · · Score: 1

    To be "eligible for an upgrade" you need a contract. Contracts have cooling-off periods and warrantees, so the phone can be exchanged.

    Even if this wasn't so, all consumers in the UK have a 16-day refund/replacement guarantee mandated by the government (just looked it up -- it's actually 30 days since The Consumer Rights Act was amended in 2015).

    Perhaps there something similar where you are?

  2. Re:There is no "removing" of anything... on Steve Wozniak Says Apple Must Fix iPhone 7 Bluetooth Or Revive Its Headphone Jack (afr.com) · · Score: 1

    employing

    employee

    Doing well today.

  3. Re:There is no "removing" of anything... on Steve Wozniak Says Apple Must Fix iPhone 7 Bluetooth Or Revive Its Headphone Jack (afr.com) · · Score: 1

    bye

    buy

  4. There is no "removing" of anything... on Steve Wozniak Says Apple Must Fix iPhone 7 Bluetooth Or Revive Its Headphone Jack (afr.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...they're just rumoured to be shipping the phone without one.

    That's not removing. Nobody is having their existing phone amputated. The SE and 6S series will still ship after the release of the new phone, and they have headphone jacks. The existing, shipped devices have their headphone jacks.

    If the new phone doesn't have a headphone jack, it'll be all over the Internet. There will be almost no way to avoid knowing that the iPhone 7 doesn't have a headphone jack.

    Any "frustration" felt by users who then go and bye one, *knowing* that it doesn't have a headphone jack, *seeing* in the store that it doesn't have a headphone jack, having an Apple employing trying to up-sell them Bluetooth headphones after *telling* them it doesn't have a headphone jack... well, I have a suggestion for where they can plug their existing headphones.

  5. Re:Nice but... on Intel Demos Kaby Lake 7th Gen Core Series Running Overwatch At IDF (hothardware.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Too bad, but it was nice while it lasted!

    You mean we'll have to start work on optimising our software?

    Shit.

  6. Would rather know when it's about to go red... on Audi's Traffic Light Information System Tells You When The Lights Are Going To Turn Green (pcworld.com) · · Score: 2

    ...on approach, and if there's enough time to accelerate ahead of the yellow light.

    Perhaps in the next version.

  7. Of course! on Ask Slashdot: Is It Ever OK To Quit Without Giving Notice? · · Score: 1

    That's the Cosmic Shame.

  8. A long time ago vs. a long time hence... on Why Did The Stars Wars and Star Trek Worlds Turn Out So Differently? (marginalrevolution.com) · · Score: 1

    ...in a galaxy far far away vs. in our galaxy.

  9. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears on Tesla's Inherent Safety Saves Five Joyriding Teenagers In Germany (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 2

    Everybody else installs a large spike in front of each seating position, covered by a faulty airbag.

    Remove the airbag so people can see the spike pointed at them and see how that affects accident statistics.

  10. V8 doesn't support Windows? on Microsoft Asks Node.js To Allow ChakraCore (Edge) Alongside Google's V8 Engine (softpedia.com) · · Score: 1

    The main reason to add ChakraCore support in Node.js will help the IoT version of Windows 10 to run JS apps on IoT devices

    V8 doesn't support Windows?

  11. History, or at least English, also teaches that etymology is just for nerds and is not instructive of meaning.

    I think etymology gives very clear meaning to your previous post.

  12. Sorry, false pedant, in this case "Javascript" is just a colloquialism for ECMAScript.

    I like this idea, but I think history says that JavaScript was coined long before Netscape handed it over to ECMA.

  13. "Should" on A Typo Almost Derailed Paris Climate Deal (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    The worlds most useless word.

  14. Am I the only one...? on Now We Know Why the Hobbit Movies Were So Awful (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    I have read The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, and The Silmarillion. All at least twice. Loved them. And still I have no quarrel with any of Jackson's movies.

    I'm happy about what was left in, taken out, twisted or invented. I'm happy with how many films there were, and how long.

    Anyone else?

  15. Betteridge's Law... on Are Car Dealers a Business Worth Keeping? (vox.com) · · Score: 1

    ...has never had a better application.

  16. Re:Took the bait. on Machine Learning Generates Clickbait Headlines That Will Shock You! (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    Ya, I clicked on it.

    You just read my headline. What happens next will make you click it!

  17. Re:In App ad blocking on One Day After iOS 9's Launch, Ad Blockers Top Apple's App Store · · Score: 2

    Congratulations both of you. You've got Apple all figured out.

    There I was thinking that improving iOS would boost sales-of and loyalty-to the biggest margin phone line-up that ever existed, when all the while I completely missed the nickel-and-diming opportunity of ad-blockers diverting petty-cash away from competing advertisers!

    Genius. I mean, why would Apple make mere billions on hardware when it could rake-in hundreds, thousands, maybe even MILLIONS with its iAd platform?

  18. Re:I'm all for it on Simple Geometry = More Seats In an Airline · · Score: 1

    Never, ever going to work.

    Well sure. Nothing works if you try to do everything at once.

    Try building a human from a pile of space-dirt in 9 months. You can't do it. It won't work. Especially not in that time-scale.

  19. Make it idiot-proof... on Technology and the End of Lying · · Score: 1

    ...and the Universe will produce a better idiot.

    I'm sure the same applies for liars.

  20. Re:Linux port on Retro City Rampage Getting a DOS Version · · Score: 1

    Linux? There's not much call for it. Not round here, sir.

    Not much ca-- it's the SINGLE MOST POPULAR CHEESE IN THE WORLD!

  21. Re:simpler? exclusive ad channel? on iOS 9 To Have Ad Blocking Capabilities · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apple makes, relatively speaking, no money at all from advertising.

    Indeed, if you take its entire software ecosystem as a whole, it makes up for a mere fraction of Apple's total profit when compared to its hardware sales.

    So when we're all being very clever cynics and conspiracy theorists, perhaps we would do well to look at the motivation of a company in a holistic sense. For Apple, perhaps if they let users control ads, their overall experience of the platform improves, and they're more likely to remain loyal and keep buying hardware.

  22. Re:Whats it burning? on Yellowstone Supervolcano Even Bigger Than We Realized · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a question. Just what is being consumed to keep such a monstrous magma chamber X2 burning? Coal? Oil? something is keeping it molten.

    The souls of the damned.

  23. Re:science doesn't have the answer... on The Origin of the First Light In the Universe · · Score: 2

    Science isn't supposed to "have answers". The premise of a scientific theory is twofold:

    1. It must "work" given certain conditions.
    2. It must be able to be proved NOT to work outside of those conditions.

    Science says nothing about rights and wrongs, just whether things work or not within certain measurable parameters.

    Premise 2 is important. If you can't say what will make your theory break, then it's not clear you're really saying anything at all.

  24. 9 whole billion? OUTRAGEOUS! on GAO Denied Access To Webb Telescope Workers By Northrop Grumman · · Score: 3, Funny

    You can get a whole month of war for that!

  25. ...because on Jupiter Destroyed 'Super-Earths' In Our Early Solar System · · Score: 1

    ...if it didn't we wouldn't be here to talk about it.