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A Typo Almost Derailed Paris Climate Deal (nytimes.com)

An anonymous reader writes: On Saturday, world leaders completed an ambitious international agreement to address climate change. But when the officials received the first copy of what was supposed to be the final draft, a one-word mistake threatened to derail their progress. Part of the agreement involved language that encouraged wealthy nations to provide monetary aid to poorer nations in order to help transition to more sustainable systems. But the draft used the word "shall," which would have made it a legally-binding requirement. U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry pushed back on the change, noting that previous versions of the document had used the word "should" instead. Officials tried to quickly figure out whether the swap had been made intentionally. Ultimately, they classified it as a typo, and hurriedly prepared a corrected version of the document, which was adopted without incident.

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  1. Sad to see Kerry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    go full on Republican retard.

    1. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They always fight to try to destroy WIC. Destroy WIC.

    2. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They destroyed something that had great promise by simply changing a single word.

    3. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's much worse for the environment to have to treat medical problems caused by malnutrition. Also, it's much more profitable for the medical cartel.

    4. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because allowing warming to continue until rain belts are seriously altered isn't going to lead to mass starvation, wars, migrations, and yes, lots of fucking death.

      CO2 traps energy in the lower atmosphere, and it interacts with seawater to alter the ocean's pH levels. The more we puke out, the worse both these things get. This isn't even controversial, no matter how many Koch talking points you spew. Using fossil fuels is just plain bad for everyone.

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    5. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh contrair! Obama is the best gun salesman in history; The yearly number of NICS checks has doubled since his election. In 2007 there were 11Million NICS checks; in 2014 there were just shy of 21million NICS checks. Each of these is the sale of at least one gun, and don't count the increases in states, like TN, that provide their own instant criminal check. Since Obama took office there have been over 120 Million guns sold in the USA. Currently AR15 type rifles are the most popular rifle sold. Unintended Consequences are a bitch. But as long as he keeps threatening gun rights, people will keep arming up.

    6. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Stormwatch · · Score: 0

      Oh contrair!

      U wot m8?

    7. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I barely have any faith in the US Government to manage charitable type things domestically. I sure as hell don't trust them to do it with other countries using my tax dollars.

    8. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by sinij · · Score: 1, Troll

      Destroyed? Because forced handouts to failed states has anything to do with reducing emissions? No, this is rebuffing to rent-seeking under guise of international climate change treaty. Western countries could agree to pay 100% of GDP and the world would be as f*(&ed on climate change.

      Emission reductions are key critical component, not cash handouts.

    9. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by aethelrick · · Score: 0

      funny thing that... if no-one has guns, they're pretty hard to steal.

    10. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by aristotle-dude · · Score: 0

      funny thing that... if no-one has guns, they're pretty hard to steal.

      Funny that, in the UK they banned guns and yet the criminals still had no problem acquiring them from outside sources. It is even more useless when a city or state tries to ban guns. In no place that has "banned" guns is there a lack of guns for criminals.

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    11. Re:Sad to see Kerry... by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Informative

      I know I shouldn't feed the trolls... but on the off chance that you are ignorant and not just an angry little elf.

      He didn't go "full on Republican retard" - he knew he could not get a binding treaty past the Republican-controlled Senate. This forced him to sign an agreement that is non-binding. If that single word had been allowed to pass, it would have triggered a Senate vote and inevitable rejection of the entire agreement.

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    12. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Informative

      yet the criminals still had no problem acquiring them from outside sources

      No problem? It's a hell of a thing to get a gun in the UK. Yes, criminals can and do get them - but not your low-level drug dealers who do the majority of the shooting in the US. They can't afford them. You had to very carefully word your language to make it true, but even so it is extremely misleading.

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    13. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by cayenne8 · · Score: 0

      Yes, criminals can and do get them - but not your low-level drug dealers who do the majority of the shooting in the US.

      Hey, as long as you're not running to the hood to try to buy some crack or heroin, then you're not very likely to get shot.

      As long as they keep it within themselves, who cares, eh? Let the gangs shoot each other up, helps to keep the numbers down....not a problem till they let it spread out to affect normal people.

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    14. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by aethelrick · · Score: 0

      you should compare the US and UK gun homicide statistics per capita. They speak for themselves. The US has about 50 times more murders with guns per 100000 members of the population than the UK. Our gun crime in the UK is tiny can compared to the states.

    15. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by aethelrick · · Score: 0

      Compare the gun stats for US and UK. There are around 50 times more gun murders in the US per 100000 population. Owning guns is a bad idea and totally unnecessary in a civilised society.

    16. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Because forced handouts to failed states has anything to do with reducing emissions? No, this is rebuffing to rent-seeking under guise of international climate change treaty.

      Frankly, with the money problems the US has, its debt, etc. I don't understand why we're sending any money to outside countries.

      We should shut that fucking money pump off right now....and examine to see if any of them are truly justified. I personally can't think of any...possibly some medical help here and there, but that's about it.

      No need for us to be paying out foreign aid.

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    17. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by cayenne8 · · Score: 0

      Owning guns is a bad idea and totally unnecessary in a civilised society.

      And exactly who are you to judge what we like to do here in the US?

      We like the ability for easy gun ownership. I"m quite comfortable with it. I like to buy, shoot and do all sorts of gun related hobbies.

      I"m no danger to anyone, I have no illegal intentions with my weapons, and neither do 99% of the folks that are gun owners.

      You keep saying don't blame all muslims for the "small" percentage of terrorist they produce. Then don't blame so many problems on the small percentage of gun owners (aka criminals who don't follow laws by definition), for all the problems in the US.

      While overall, gun crime has been on the decline for decades.....the most of it committed are gang on gang killings over drugs in the hood.

      Who cares about that? Let them kill themselves...saves us money on the judicial system and welfare.

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    18. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compare the gun stats for US and UK. There are around 50 times more gun murders in the US per 100000 population. Owning guns is a bad idea and totally unnecessary in a civilised society.

      Don't like guns ? Don't own them , I will.

    19. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. You don't contribute to charity while you are carrying a balance on your credit cards... Writing checks to foreign governments seems a bit stupid when we are hemorrhaging money at home.

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    20. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by danbert8 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Seeing angry trolls (swearing, assuming debating points are from shills) like this get modded to +5 insightful tells me all I need to know about groupthink when it comes to climate change.

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    21. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by dywolf · · Score: 0

      there's that dog whistle again.

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    22. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I"m no danger to anyone, I have no illegal intentions with my weapons, and neither do 99% of the folks that are gun owners.

      And neither was either the Colorado Springs shooters....until they started shooting people.

      The litmus test to determine whether you are faced with a good guy with a gun or bad guy with a gun CANNOT be to wait and see if he shoots at you.

    23. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same thing happened after ww2 when Keynes was negotiating Bretton woods. The BoE didn't like shall. Changed it to should and of course, after about 20 years, all the great work was undone.

      Source : "treasure islands"

      This was deliberate.

    24. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by MightyMartian · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The universe doesn't give a fuck about your psuedo-skepticism. CO2 traps solar energy. Period. That isn't even the least bit controversial. That you're too stupid and infantile, and frankly just plain cowardly, to admit that vomiting hundreds of millions of years worth of sequestered carbon into the atmosphere in the space of three centuries is irrelevant to the effects of such actions. You can hide your head in the sand, imagine that it's a grand conspiracy, but it's irrelevant. The laws of nature don't give a fuck about you, your ideology, your shortsightedness or stupidity. The universe doesn't owe you or the global economy even the tiniest favor.

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    25. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a responsible slave owner. I keep mine in a safe.

      https://youtu.be/0rR9IaXH1M0

    26. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by MightyMartian · · Score: 0

      All that counts is that data should be cherry picked. US anti-gun control advocates, like cigarette companies, AGW pseudo-skeptics and a whole host of other pseudo-scientific types don't want science. They simply want a big book that says "Nothing Can Challenge My Beliefs".

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    27. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Because the only thing that ever counts is your freedom. Other peoples' freedom from being shot, well fuck them, they're not as important as little ol' you.

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    28. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by ganjadude · · Score: 0

      because.... muh feelz?

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    29. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by ganjadude · · Score: 0

      problem with that argument is in the US they count suicides, in the UK they do not.

      2/3rds of the homicides are suicides (give or take) therefore the numbers are much much closer than your statistic shows.

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    30. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      there are laws in place for that.

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    31. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      im a responsible muslim, i didnt blow up anyone...

      see how that works???

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    32. Re:Sad to see Kerry... by ganjadude · · Score: 4, Insightful

      in other words, the agreement has no legs to stand on, and never would, so it was as i said, nothing but an excuse for rich people to go on vacation on the taxpayers dime

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    33. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1, Insightful

      CO2 traps solar energy. Period. That isn't even the least bit controversial.

      That is true.

      That you're too stupid and infantile, and frankly just plain cowardly, to admit that vomiting hundreds of millions of years worth of sequestered carbon into the atmosphere in the space of three centuries is irrelevant to the effects of such actions.

      You're angry, but this is where you lose people and defeat the point of your argument.

      You can be 100% correct and it still doesn't matter unless you can get the majority of the world to agree with you.

      Example:

      "Statement: The world needs to leave the bulk of the remaining oil, coal, and natural gas in the ground."

      I imagine you would agree with the above statement. Fair enough. Now how do you go about making that happen? Without starting WWIII?

      It isn't about theory and science, it is about the reality of people's daily lives. You simply cannot ask people to turn their lives upside down because of this. They won't do it. You'll have a revolt on your hands.

      So the trick is to figure out what you CAN do and what you CAN'T do, when it comes to real people and real lives.

      In truth? I think we passed the point of no-return decades ago. This problem had to be addressed back in the 70s, we're probably far too late to stop it now, sad to say.

      Note: That doesn't mean we should do nothing. Of course we should. I'm all for moving towards a carbon reduced future with more wind and solar and less oil/coal/natural gas. It will help, it just won't be enough.

    34. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      It's not really charity. It's more a bribe.

    35. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 0

      "And exactly who are you to judge what we like to do here in the US?"

      A resident of a country that hasn't seen a school shooting since 1996.

    36. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      "And exactly who are you to judge what we like to do here in the US?"

      A resident of a country that hasn't seen a school shooting since 1996.

      Ok, so being that you are not a US citizen and not living in the US....

      I'd say you have almost up to 0.000% to say in the matter then.

      Apparently you're glad to be where you are and are quite happy with the laws there, I'm happy for you.

      But you have absolutely NO say in how we do things here in the US. You're opinions on this are meaningless, as are mine about your country.

      You may have your opinions, but you really don't need to try to sway how we live here at all...none of your business.

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    37. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by amorsen · · Score: 1

      You don't contribute to charity while you are carrying a balance on your credit cards...

      Really? If you live your life in such a way that you waste your money, you solve the problem not by reigning in your own excesses, but by taking from the poorest?

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    38. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by amorsen · · Score: 2

      It isn't about theory and science, it is about the reality of people's daily lives. You simply cannot ask people to turn their lives upside down because of this. They won't do it. You'll have a revolt on your hands.

      There are hundreds of millions of lives on the line. People will have their lives turned upside down either way. They may not choose the smaller upheaval now to avoid the larger upheaval later, but that does not mean we should stop trying to convince them.

      Telling them not to worry, the Titanic is unsinkable is a disservice.

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    39. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      Fighting climate change will not save any lives... It will merely change life expectancy for some. So will mitigating climate change. There is no free lunch in here. We can't magically stop using carbon based fuels without repercussions that are known to be severe. The debate isn't over whether the climate will change, it is if the mitigation is worse than the problem.

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    40. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      I didn't say one way or the other what I believed, but your angry response is why you're a troll. Thankfully you are down to a +3 mod now, and commenting further will help mods adjust accordingly.

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    41. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      Freedom sometimes requires getting shot every once in awhile. Or did George Washington not go to war for freedom?

      Besides, no one is claiming people should have the freedom to shoot other people, but rather they should have the freedom to own a firearm. Equating owning a firearm with shooting people is the worst reducto ad absurdum.

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    42. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      The debate isn't over whether the climate will change, it is if the mitigation is worse than the problem.

      Sadly I think very few people are even having that debate yet...

      And when they do, will they consider all the middle grounds in between doing nothing and everything?

      Mitigation isn't an all-or-nothing thing.

    43. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      People will have their lives turned upside down either way.

      Maybe, but more likely their future children will...

      I'm in my 40s, I likely won't live long enough for any of it to matter. People already don't save for retirement, don't plan for the future, and you're asking them to worry about the year 2,100.

      The vast majority of the people alive today, won't be, when all the "bad stuff" is supposed to happen.

      They may not choose the smaller upheaval now to avoid the larger upheaval later, but that does not mean we should stop trying to convince them.

      Convince of them of what? That they need to stop driving, move into small houses, and turn off the AC, or something bad will happen in 50-100 years?

      You will never get very far with that augment. You might well be correct, but you aren't going to get anyone to listen if that is your sales pitch.

    44. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by aethelrick · · Score: 2, Informative

      No actually, in the numbers I was looking at, suicide was listed separately from homicide. Even Wikipedia has a page on this topic... here take a peek, they have references to their information sources and they broadly agree with my ballpark figure. 0.06 gun homicides per 100000 population in the UK (2011) compared to 3.55 gun homicides per 100000 population in the US (2013). Considering violent crime has been generally falling in both countries, the two year difference in the measurements should bias in favour of your argument and it still shows nearly a 60:1 ratio.

      List of countries by firearm related death

      Even allowing for crap in the stats, bad data the gap is still very large for two civilized countries. Do you really honestly believe that the ready availability of guns in the US has no contributing effect here?

    45. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Not a ~complete~ lack of guns, sure. But it is significantly more difficult (and expensive) for criminals to get guns in places that have had long-standing gun bans in place. The police sometimes post pictures of seized weapons here in Australia (taken from criminals who were using them illegally) and they are usually (a) very expensive to acquire and (b) ancient (WW2-era pistols etc.), falling apart or otherwise in very in poor condition. Only ever rusty old pistols or shotguns. Hardly the sophisticated, modern rapid fire weapons available in the US.

      It's true that if you ban guns only criminals will have them. But as the decades roll on and more of the few remaining illegal weapons get discovered and removed from the market by police, they get more and more expensive - out of the reach of the vast majority of petty criminals.

      Australia is lucky of course that it's an island which makes it comparatively easy to stop new weapons getting into the country too (since there's only a finite number of places where goods can come into the country, all of which are monitored). Gun bans would be significantly less effective in a country with a more porous border I imagine (i.e. long land borders like the US and Europe).

    46. Re:Sad to see Kerry... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      That's great, but I wasn't replying to you.

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    47. Re:Sad to see Kerry... by ganjadude · · Score: 0

      true, im just pointing out that this entire thing was a complete waste of time and tax payer money.

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    48. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      fair enough points i thought you were trying to use the other numbers anti gun people love to use.

      as far as posting "firearm related death" i think the more important number is where it lines up with total number of death. , IMO 3 out of 100K (without knowing if its an innocent victim or 2 gangbangers no less) is a number I and many americans are comfortable with. And by that I dont mean we celebrate the number, but that the number is still on the decline while gun ownership has done nothing but go up.

      Does it really matter if someone kills you with a gun or a knife? in the end you are still dead

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    49. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      i'm not sure they're empowered to make empty promises.

      where's the money come from? saying we will provide funds to help less developed nations transition to cleaner alternatives sounds nice, but i don't think it's in the constitutional authority of the executive to promise money not budgeted by the legislature. the administrations already on shaky ground with these kinds of deals that sidestep congressional approval to a degree. I don't think they'd have any standing, especially with open-ended commitments.

    50. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      david deutsch at an almost entirely tangential ted-talk made an excellent point.

      he felt we're already too far gone at this point. doing nothing would be a catastrophe, stopping emissions today, to the level necessary would also constitute a catastrophe of a different nature. At this point, it may be worth losing sight of the box entirely for a solution.

      space mirrors :) or something similarly ludicrous. But we might be at the point where anything reasonable would be even worse.

    51. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by amorsen · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, climate engineering will almost certainly be implemented. It is unfortunately infeasible to make a working space solar shade.

      Unfortunately climate engineering is unlikely to solve ocean acidification, and it will likely alter weather patterns dramatically.

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    52. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by amorsen · · Score: 1

      I think you underestimate people. Anyway, I have no influence on the argument. If the reality is that something bad will happen in 50-100 years, then that is what we have to tell people. What else could we do, lie to them?

      Not that I think the problems are 50 years away. Rainwater flooding was practically unknown in Denmark 15 years ago, now it happens every year.

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    53. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not giving isn't the same as taking, you dildo.

    54. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They teach you that in vegan school? Moron.

    55. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I"m no danger to anyone, I have no illegal intentions with my weapons, and neither do 99% of the folks that are gun owners.

      I've recently tried to use the same argument with a Trump supporter about the fact that 99% of Muslims have no illegal intentions. He told me the argument was stupid.

    56. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Because the only thing that ever counts is your freedom. Other peoples' freedom from being shot, well fuck them, they're not as important as little ol' you.

      My owning guns, and those of the rest of us responsibly owning and using guns do not pose a threat to anyones' right to not get shot.

      Criminals that use guns to shoot someone illegally are what is a problem and there are laws against that.

      Personally, I'd prefer to have my own guns to allow me to protect myself from possible criminal attack. The police are NOT there to stop or prevent crime, it is up to me to defend myself in my home. Being that 911 emergency calls in the New Orleans area can take up to and over an hour in some parts....doesn't give me any warm fuzzy feelings about not needing something to potentially defend myself.

      People have a right to not get stabbed, or beaten over the head too...want to restrict access to knives, and baseball bats too?

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    57. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by amorsen · · Score: 1

      1) There's no problem
      2) There might be a problem, but some say it isn't a problem, so let's wait and see
      3) There's a problem, but other things are more important
      4) There's a problem, but it's way too expensive to fix
      5) There's a problem, but it's too late to fix

      The 5 stages of denial...

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    58. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Perhaps America needs to drop the national ego a bit and look to the rest of the world, see what policies have been shown to work, and adopt them. Rather than just dismissing all the lessons learned elsewhere as not American and therefore not worthy of acknowledgement.

    59. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Don't bother talking sense to the True Believers, they're emotionally committed, mostly deranged and using the wildly-exaggerated "issue" as a political tool against their opponents, who, of course, are evil and worse than Hitler.

    60. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In truth? I think we passed the point of no-return decades ago. This problem had to be addressed back in the 70s, we're probably far too late to stop it now, sad to say.

      Unfortunately, this. Here's the awful truth.

      The majority of scientists are in fact lying about climate change. When you see someone talking about projections where we can keep pouring CO2 into the air for decades, then somehow magically begin vaccuming CO2 out of the air by the gigaton around midcentury to prevent a temperature rise of more than 2*c, they're not being realistic. They're telling the idiots in charge "Yes, you can continue business as usual for longer than you'll be in office, but then we'll totes have to change things *wink wink*."

      The ones telling the truth - that integrated carbon emissions have probably already passed a critical threshold and are very likely initiate one or more catastrophic nonlinear chain reactions of events this century - are labelled "doomsayers" and "eco fanatics" who are, of course, to be ignored.

      At this point, we need to give up on preventing more CO2 emissions (unless a plan to build a thousand thorium-fuelled nuclear reactors in the US alone goes through) and focus on dealing with the symptoms. We are going to need massive desalination plants for both California and the midwest. We are going to need massive nitrate capture at the mouth of the Mississippi to prevent wastage of precious phosphates. We are going to need a massive rollout of nuclear and solar power and electric cars to deal with the rapidly approaching end of affordable oil. We are going to need major investments in energy-efficient housing and transportation, hurricane-resistant housing in the US southeast, sustainable farming practices in south america and africa to prevent what little remains of the forests from being exterminated like those in the US were. Massive efforts on recycling, because we've about run out of NEW minerals to extract without absurdly deep mines... The list goes on and on.

      Of course, God help us all, they'll probably try geo-engineering first and spray enough aerosol into the stratosphere to trigger an ice age first.

    61. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me since the mid 80s :

      1) There's a problem, so we should lower or carbon emission.
      2) The problem is getting bigger, so we should stop using coal plants and switch all heating to electricity (nuclear or hydro).
      3) The problem is getting serious, so we should change a lot of our ways.
      4) The problem is getting out of hand, so we must also reduce human population.
      5) Well now it's too late to fix it. Let it be war.

      You talk about denial, but it's you who is in denial if you think we can fix it.

    62. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Freedom comes with risks. There are inherent risks in all freedoms. Should we take them away in the name of safety because someone might be harmed or should we accept that there will be problems? I'd rather not base our legislation on cowardice and fear. You, obviously, don't agree and, fortunately, you lack the capacity to take away my liberties. Powerless and scared is no way to go through life, son.

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    63. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      You don't contribute to charity while you are carrying a balance on your credit cards...

      Really? If you live your life in such a way that you waste your money, you solve the problem not by reigning in your own excesses, but by taking from the poorest?

      You must work for the music/movie industries. In no way is "not giving money to party X" the same as "taking money from party X".

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    64. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      You argued with an idiot. The key lesson is to learn to not argue with idiots. It saves you time and frustration.

      I imagine that you thought you were proving something other than that. Well, you have proven something. Albeit not what you intended. You've shown that I am not so good at following my own ideas concerning arguing with idiots.

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    65. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Err... Sorry about that. I sold and retired with a few dollars in 2007. My "collection" is a bit embarrassing as there are quite a few that I've never even fired. ;-) I also had a "thing" for the AR-15-style firearms for a while. I still do, they're lovely plinkers, but I can only account for fewer than a half dozen of the number sold. If emails from my friend are to be believed (and they usually are) that number will probably grow a bit when I return home this spring.

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    66. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by blindseer · · Score: 2

      Using fossil fuels is just plain bad for everyone.

      Except for those using the fossil fuels.

      You want to solve this problem? You want people to stop burning fossil fuels? There is a simple solution to this, give them a better option.

      By "better" I don't mean "this won't raise the sea levels in 100 years" but "this is cheaper than what you use now". People don't burn fossil fuels because they are dicks to the environment, they burn fossil fuels because it gives them food, shelter, transportation, warmth, information, and entertainment. You seem confused on why people continue to choose fossil fuels over alternatives.

      Do you know what physicians call alternative medicine that is effective? They call it "medicine". Why are wind and solar considered "alternative energy"? Because it's not as effective as coal. If it was as cheap, reliable, and plentiful as coal then wind and solar would no longer be "alternatives" would they? We do have an alternative to burning coal that is cheap, reliable, and carbon free. Well, it's as "carbon free" as wind, solar, or hydro. It's called nuclear fission.

      We figured out how to make nuclear fission work for us as reliably as coal decades ago. In the mean time we figured out how to make it safer and cheaper than any other energy source we have. The only thing holding it back is politics.

      So long as burning fossil fuels is more beneficial than anything else we will continue to burn them. If you don't like it then you'll just have to deal with the "lots of fucking death" it causes. Nothing speaks louder than money. We can live a carbon free life without having to wear sweaters indoors and putting solar panels on the roof like President Carter wanted us to. Telling people they have to live in a cold house in the winter and sweat through the summer is going to lose every time.

      Nuclear fission is our future, or it's ugly sweater day all winter long.

      Waiting for wind and solar to be as cheap and reliable as nuclear power is now is just causing more of the "lots of fucking death" that you seemingly so vehemently want to avoid. It's nuclear fission or "lots of fucking death", thinking we have another option is insanity.

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    67. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by blindseer · · Score: 1

      Destroyed? Because forced handouts to failed states has anything to do with reducing emissions? No, this is rebuffing to rent-seeking under guise of international climate change treaty. Western countries could agree to pay 100% of GDP and the world would be as f*(&ed on climate change.

      Emission reductions are key critical component, not cash handouts.

      Who modded this down? Can't handle the truth, huh?

      Wealthy nations that are emitting the carbon paying the nations affected by it does not solve the problem. What will solve the problem is putting that money towards efforts to actually reduce the carbon output.

      I say we put that money towards building nuclear fission power plants. Oh, and don't build them like Chernobyl. Build them with liquid fuel, passive safety systems, high efficiency turbines, air cooling (so we're not using freshwater that could be better used for drinking or irrigation), and breeding of fuels.

      Not that we'd build another Chernobyl anyway, that's just bad business. But it seems I must say this or some knucklehead will reply with how every nuclear power plant ever built has blown up and irradiated millions. Oh, wait, they haven't. What we did have is hundreds of decades old nuclear reactors operate with perfect safety records but a handful failed spectacularly so now there are seemingly millions of people that will piss themselves if anyone mentions "nukular" within earshot. It's not like hydro dams never failed. People never fall from windmills. Solar panels never electrocute or start fires. Nope, all that stuff is safer than nuclear fission... except when it isn't.

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    68. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet with all that, the US is far from the most free country in the world. It's not even the nearly best country in the world at offering the fabled American Dream of hard work paying off and bringing people out of poverty.

    69. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://youtu.be/5ZrllQ-z0Hc

    70. Re:Sad to see Kerry... by publiclurker · · Score: 1

      as opposed to anything with teeth that you would bitch about because you might have to actually man up and clean up after yourself. Face it kid, you just like complaining since it gives you some sort of attention.

    71. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by publiclurker · · Score: 1

      i.e. I don't want to do anything that might harm my privileged life. Is a bunch of people drown that serves them for not haveing the foresight of being born well to do.

    72. Re:Sad to see Kerry... by bluegutang · · Score: 1

      That is mostly true.

      It could make a difference is by changing public opinion and discourse. This will make it more politically likely for countries in Europe or elsewhere to institute tariffs for imported goods that relied on high CO2 emissions to be produced (for example). Countries that don't care about CO2 will nevertheless avoid power sources for which they may be penalized later on.

    73. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      I'm in my 40s, I likely won't live long enough for any of it to matter.

      If you are in your 40s and live to sometime in your 80s I don't think there is any doubt you will serious complications from anthropogenic global warming in your lifetime. Effects are already being felt in places but they're still subtle enough for the most part at this point that most people can still get away with ignoring them.

    74. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      funny thing that... if no-one has guns, they're pretty hard to steal.

      Funny that, in the UK they banned guns and yet the criminals still had no problem acquiring them from outside sources. It is even more useless when a city or state tries to ban guns. In no place that has "banned" guns is there a lack of guns for criminals.

      Criminals with guns are rare, criminals with working guns are very rare and criminals with working guns that have ammunition are rarer still.

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    75. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps America needs to drop the national ego a bit and look to the rest of the world, see what policies have been shown to work, and adopt them.

      Why?

      Remember, we LEFT Europe (Great Britan) at the beginning because we didn't want to be GB lite.

      We are founded upon doing what we want and see no reason to really change that. So far, the majority of us still like it that way.

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    76. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      hrm, maybe genetic engineering of super algae.

      i mean, honestly, there was a time when all that CO2 was in the air... it won't really kill us, it's just we kind of like where are coasts are right now. nothing inherently wrong with fossil fuels, that some cancer cure can't fix... we just need to figure out a way to put that shit back into the ground after we extract all the sweet sweet energy out of it.

      i mean. i think david deutsch's point was basically, we gotta science our way out of this one. maybe genetic engineering or something with an economic incentive. the government could try to fund stuff in the "just so crazy awesome it could work" category.

      something like, i don't know, make a super hardy algae that produces simple sugars and proliferates like a fucking champ and pair it with fish farms. just gotta make sure we don't jurassic park ourselves.

    77. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Nothing is going to happen in the next 40 years that would be worse than the changes I would have to made today to try and stop it from happening.

      And of course, it is worth pointing out that the vast majority of people would have to make those changes, or I'm just hurting myself for no real benefit.

      It is the tragity of the commons, we are all going to pay for our inability to use a shared resource well.

    78. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by VirtualJWN · · Score: 1

      We need to stop all foreign aid, that would significantly reduce greenhouse gasses!

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    79. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Obviously, we're not going to give up fossil fuels cold turkey. Unfortunately, this is probably going to push the temperature change past the 2K people are hoping for, but that's life. Or something.

      This treaty has no teeth, but it's a worldwide agreement that there's a problem that we should be doing something about. That's not going to help right now, but it might make mitigation measures more palatable down the road.

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    80. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      If you read note 17 of the agreement, even if every nation did everything in the agreement, it wouldn't hold temps to 2 C.

      With the agreement, we likely would hold just under 3 C by 2100, and that is with everyone taking part.

      Mitigation won't be enough, adaptation has to be part of it. We need to work on both.

    81. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      When Europe goes 100 years without a government going out of control on them, we will consider if their method has been 'shown to work'.

      Until that date (which I make to be about 2085-2090) shut the fuck up and be glad NATO still has your back.

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    82. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by amorsen · · Score: 1

      i mean, honestly, there was a time when all that CO2 was in the air...

      No, there was not. Not at the same time, anyway. The carbon was bound in minerals, inaccessible to the biosphere.

      If we wait long enough, that will happen again. Volcanic activity brings limestone into contact with water or air, and CO2 is bound until the level is lower. Alas, "long enough" means at least millennia.

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    83. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      meh, bleh, looked it up,

      meant after the lava stage, initially; but probably should revise that to since plants have been around, after you know, oxygen became a thing, it's been going up and down but down is the general trend. you've got stuff like upwards of 2000 ppm during some of the dino periods.

      my point was our, for lack of a better term, evolutionary predecessors didn't choke on it. I don't think we'll choke on it either.

      reshape the world, but we won't be dead. May never reach the same level again without easy access to similarly exploitable energy density to grow up with... but that's a problem for future theoretical me and his future friends.

    84. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      on Slashdot pointing out racism is 'flamebait'

    85. Re: Sad to see Kerry... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Yup. We're screwed. We are not going to get enough people to do enough fast enough to limit the change. This accord, even with no teeth, will help make reduction of fossil fuels more acceptable.

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  2. A typo my ass... by messymerry · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They tried to pull a fast one...

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    1. Re:A typo my ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, not "they". It was "someone" who tried to pull a fast one... A very important distinction.

    2. Re:A typo my ass... by jandersen · · Score: 1

      They tried to pull a fast one...

      OTOH - mistakes do happen. Negotiating a treaty between 100s of nations is not something where you can play silly games with words. Children do that; governments have to go back to their parliaments, congresses or maybe even populations where it will be scrutinised in great detail. A small, unfortunate wording would have been very embarrassing, of course, but nothing more than that.

    3. Re:A typo my ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The "shall" would have made it a treaty. Then the U.S. Senate would have had to ratify it. Obama's playing games, doing his best to evade constitutional limits on his authority, in this case by making non-binding "executive agreements".

    4. Re:A typo my ass... by random+coward · · Score: 1

      They didn't try; they succeeded. That was the change meant to be found and fixed. Now after its ratified you get to find the changes that weren't meant to be found but are far more odious.

    5. Re:A typo my ass... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      I think it was probably a few smaller nation's representatives just looking for cash. In terms of greenhouse gasses per capita, the US is something like 13th place, with at least some of the intended beneficiaries being not much better, and some being worse (i.e. Trinidad.)

    6. Re:A typo my ass... by sycodon · · Score: 1

      So the whole agreement is nothing more than a suggestion. Because absent it being submitted as a Treaty, it means squat with respect to American Law.

      Obama Punked them all.

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    7. Re:A typo my ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Are you living under a rock? You talk as if people have to find changes by hand. It's 2015, we have diff tools to find changes between two versions of a document.

    8. Re:A typo my ass... by cayenne8 · · Score: 2
      Hmm.....

      John Kerry can read.....?

      ;)

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    9. Re:A typo my ass... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Now after its ratified ...

      It is not going to be ratified. It is an non-binding agreement, not a treaty.

    10. Re:A typo my ass... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Knot a typo? Quilty untill prooven innosent

    11. Re:A typo my ass... by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Negotiating a treaty between 100s of nations is not something where you can play silly games with words.

      Err, just a point of clarification, it is NOT a treaty.

      This agreement is not legally binding, it is merely a suggestion of good intentions, but there is no enforcement or legal obligation to participate in it.

      Aside from some mandatory reporting, which I don't know how binding that reporting is....nothing here is binding with any sort of penalties for breaking it.

      If it were a treaty, it would have to have been approved by US congress on our side, and that (rightly) would not have gone through.

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    12. Re:A typo my ass... by random+coward · · Score: 1

      You have to get the document to find it. The side agreements aren't public, now are they?

    13. Re:A typo my ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why would a "shall" in this place would have made it a treaty, while the shall in tens of other place in the same agreement would not have?

    14. Re:A typo my ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Makes me wonder what other stuff is in the treaty, and if it is another counterpart to the TPP which does nothing for the citizenry, but a lot for a relative few.

      The problem is that in the US, treaties are not covered by the Marbury vs. Madison decision. They cannot be found unconstitutional once signed and ratified. This means that the UN Small Arms Treaty actually would supersede the Second Amendment, as the DMCA and WIPO supersedes the 1A. (Feel free to prove me wrong -- check court precedent... and show a treaty that has been voided due to being unconstitutional.)

      This is why the Dems love them. All it takes is buy-in in the Senate and the CIC, and it short-circuits a good chunk of the lawmaking system.

      I'm amazed Kerry actually caught this. It would be subsequent administrations which would have to be forking over capital to fulfill that "shall" obligation.

    15. Re:A typo my ass... by alex67500 · · Score: 1

      They tried to pull a fast one...

      OTOH - mistakes do happen. Negotiating a treaty between 100s of nations is not something where you can play silly games with words. Children do that; governments have to go back to their parliaments, congresses or maybe even populations where it will be scrutinised in great detail. A small, unfortunate wording would have been very embarrassing, of course, but nothing more than that.

      You're right, and sometimes they stick around for a long time. I seem to remember a story about UN resolution 242 (1967) where the translators made a mistake (deliberate or not) over whether Israel should withdraw from "occupied territories" or "the occupied territories". The latter would have meant all of them, and was the intent of the version negotiated in French. But Isreal stuck to the former and moved out of a small portion of them.

    16. Re:A typo my ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "a few smaller nation's representatives just looking for cash." so, no different from TRIPS/NAFTA/TPP/et al. Except who might have bollixed it up.

    17. Re:A typo my ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Oh, boy...

      Makes me wonder what other stuff is in the treaty, and if it is another counterpart to the TPP which does nothing for the citizenry, but a lot for a relative few.

      It's not a treaty. Regardless, of course it will do a lot for the relative and little (if anything) for the citizenry.

      The problem is that in the US, treaties are not covered by the Marbury vs. Madison decision.

      It's not a treaty.

      They cannot be found unconstitutional once signed and ratified.

      It won't be ratified. Because it's not a treaty.

      This is why the Dems love them.

      Everyone in power loves a treaty (which this isn't) if they can bend it to their wishes, which they tend to be able to do. Republicans and democrats alike. They are no different.

      All it takes is buy-in in the Senate and the CIC, and it short-circuits a good chunk of the lawmaking system.

      Indeed. By republicans and democrats alike. Whoever is in power.

      I'm amazed Kerry actually caught this.

      Why?

      It would be subsequent administrations which would have to be forking over capital to fulfill that "shall" obligation.

      Since when has the US ever cared about fulfilling any obligations other than the ones the US feels like? Ever?

    18. Re:A typo my ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A backspace plus 5 letters? Maybe it was one of those Shakespeare monkeys.

    19. Re:A typo my ass... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      This is not true. The exact status of a treaty is not definite w.r.t. constitutionality. Some believe it might be as you say, but this is not settled.

      There was a recent case where a woman who put a chemical on a romantic rival's steering wheel, causing irritation but no permanent injury) was charged with some chemical weapons violation, according to a treaty the US signed.

      This overrode normal constitutional permissions with respect to what laws Congress could pass vis-a-vis state vs. Federal domains, and the court agreed. The treaty could not, in fact, give Congress general police authority that, long understood, it did not constitutionally have (which is reserved to the states.)

      Logically a treaty should be above all federal and state laws (insofar as the constitution allows supremacy of federal laws over state) but below the Constitution itself. This prevents changing the Constitution without supermajority approval of the states.

      I cannot conceive of the states believing otherwise when approving the Constitution.

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    20. Re:A typo my ass... by Noah+Haders · · Score: 2

      this is why the error is not just a "typo". everybody may have been comfortable with the "should", but the "shall" makes it binding. This is why you should always read the contract! A multinational agreement is much more serious than just clicking OK on a TOS.

    21. Re:A typo my ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is why you should always read the contract!

      This is why you shall always read the contract?

    22. Re:A typo my ass... by war4peace · · Score: 1

      And that's exactly why I don't understand why people get excited like kids with ADHD when such an "agreement" is being signed.
      IMO it has NULL value. It's just words which countries are going to ignore.

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    23. Re:A typo my ass... by sycodon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's a Potsdam agreement. Not worth the paper it's printed on.

      This has all been essentially a dog and pony show where they can consume expensive food and drinks, probably get some hookers, and then have a press conference and crow about their "accomplishment".

      Their mendacity is EPIC!

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    24. Re:A typo my ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think it was probably a few smaller nation's representatives just looking for cash. In terms of greenhouse gasses per capita, the US is something like 13th place, with at least some of the intended beneficiaries being not much better, and some being worse (i.e. Trinidad.)

      Ironically, it is the bigger nations trying to pull a fast one. They are trying to imply that they are going to pay some money but they don't actually intend to follow through with that.

    25. Re:A typo my ass... by JDAustin · · Score: 1

      It would be subsequent administrations which would have to be forking over capital to fulfill that "shall" obligation.

      Not necessarily. There is precedence for the President to cancel a treaty. In Goldwater v Carter, the Scotus basically declined to get involved in the canceling of a treaty while saying it was a political question. Basically, congress needs to bitch about it before it becomes a issue.

    26. Re:A typo my ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your reply doesn't make any sense. This thread is about the ability of officials at the conference to detect changes between a proposed final draft and previous versions that they had more time to read. What's public or not is irrelevant.

    27. Re:A typo my ass... by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1
      Actually, even the shall is not binding on the USA until it is agreed on. Kerry knows very well as a former senior senator how to count to 60, which is what would be needed to get a treaty that is binding on the USA to get approved by the Senate.

      So please realize what the difference in an executive order and a formal treaty is.

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    28. Re:A typo my ass... by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      well, yes. a Shall would make it a binding agreement, which in the US means the senate would be involved, and in other countries means that there are other complications. I'm talking in general contractual language. it's not just a typo.

    29. Re:A typo my ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is why you shall always read the contract?

      No, you sign the contract then read it.

      --Nancy Pelosi

    30. Re:A typo my ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Do you mean that
      The trip to Paris
      The official car
      The expensive whisky late night at the bar
      Meeting like minded people
      Making new friends
      Getting all paid by their constituency
      Is worthless?
      So what's the point of being a politician?

    31. Re:A typo my ass... by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      This means that the UN Small Arms Treaty actually would supersede the Second Amendment, as the DMCA and WIPO supersedes the 1A.

      The supremacy clause says "treaties made under the lawful authority of the united states." Given that "congress shall make no law" abridging freedom of speech, and that the right to bear arms "shall not be infringed" treaties purporting to supersede those rights are invalid on their face. The DMCA and WIPO examples you use rest on copyrights, the ability to grant which is (unfortunately) one of the specifically enumerated powers of the federal government.

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    32. Re:A typo my ass... by swillden · · Score: 1

      The "shall" would have made it a treaty. Then the U.S. Senate would have had to ratify it. Obama's playing games, doing his best to evade constitutional limits on his authority, in this case by making non-binding "executive agreements".

      This is wrong in several ways (and the summary was wrong, too):

      1. "Shall" vs "should" wouldn't change the status of the document as a "treaty". We could certainly have a treaty that didn't actually contain any non-advisory language. I'll bet we have many like that, actually.

      2. The US Senate would almost certainly never have ratified it anyway, because they never do. We don't really use the constitutionally-defined treaty process. What we actually do is no less constitutional, it's just not that process. The US normally makes "congressional-executive agreements" rather than treaties, which means that the executive branch negotiates the agreement with foreign powers then comes back and asks Congress to pass laws enacting the terms of the agreement. Same result, different process -- and it only requires a majority vote in both houses rather than a 2/3 vote in the Senate.

      3. Obama isn't "playing games" any more or less than any other president does. Congressional-executive agreements are the norm, not an approach in any way unique to Obama. I'll mention here that there's a third type of international agreement, the "sole-executive agreement". These are agreements made solely by the executive branch without Congressional involvement because the terms of the agreements are already within the powers of the executive branch to carry out. A very common example is a Status Of Forces Agreement (SOFA) which defines how the US military will interact with a specific foreign ally.

      4. "Shall" vs "should" wouldn't have made the agreement "legally enforceable. Who would have the power to enforce it anyway? What it would have meant is that if the US signed the "shall" document and then didn't live up to its requirements, the US would have been in breach of the agreement, the effect of which would have been nil, except perhaps to make other countries less trusting of future agreements. By changing it to "should", the US won't run the risk of violating the terms, since there aren't any, actually.

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    33. Re:A typo my ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a spokesperson for Representative Pelosi, I must correct this fallacious statement.

      Her actual statement was:

          "You must sign the contract before you can learn what's in it or read it.
          Assuming of course you havesecurity clearance to read it, or be told what's in it."

      Those nuances are important, particularly since plebs have no security clearance.

    34. Re:A typo my ass... by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      it wouldn't have been legally binding to the US government without approval of congress... but it certainly would not have looked good for the US representative to agree to language that he could not deliver.

      It would be a PR nightmare for an ambassador to agree to promise more than he's authorized to give, and i think that's exactly what would have happened.

      egg on the face and all that.

    35. Re:A typo my ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is plenty of other "shall" in the agreement. Why is this one special?

    36. Re:A typo my ass... by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      from wikipedia

      It is a historical fact, which nobody has ever attempted to deny, that the negotiations between the members of the Security Council, and with the other interested parties, which preceded the adoption of that resolution, were conducted on the basis of English texts, ultimately consolidated in Security Council document S/8247. [...] Many experts in the French language, including academics with no political axe to grind, have advised that the French translation is an accurate and idiomatic rendering of the original English text, and possibly even the only acceptable rendering into French. [...] [o]n the question of concordance, the French representative [to the 1379th meeting of the Security Council on November 16, 1967] was explicit in stating that the French text was "identical" with the English text.[40]
      - israeli guy at UN at the time.

      looks like the english version, which specified occupied territories as opposed to the french version which could be translated to "the occupied territories" was the binding one, as it was the version actually voted on.

      later on the phrase "from territories" appears again, arabic nations had pushed for "from the territories" and "from all territories" to be used, but both of those were explicitly rejected.

    37. Re:A typo my ass... by Legal.Troll · · Score: 0

      Same reason people clapped like trained seals when Obama moronically proclaimed in 2008 that we would look back upon that day as the moment "our planet began to heal" Self-congratulation is the object of the exercise. OMG AREN'T WE SO WONDERFUL

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    38. Re:A typo my ass... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      The whole agreement, the whole conference was nothing more than public relations and marketing. The only thing that was achieved in reality is, that it makes it a tiny bit harder for the fossil fuelers to promote climate change denialism, beyond that nothing much at all was done. Underwater front properties will still be underwater front properties, fossil fuelers assets in the ground will still retain considerable value for a time before being dumped on pension funds and collapsing (coal first, seriously you should check your retirement assets to ensure no coal investments), environmental havoc will still be wreaked upon the environment and the aimed temperature rise is a guide to be ignored. As for taking care with regard to an inevitable major methane surge and some very serious short term harm, meh (could the 'sky' burn or more accurately explode in some localised locations?).

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    39. Re:A typo my ass... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      IMO it has NULL value. It's just words which third-world countries are going to ignore, while the leaders of western countries pass laws forcing us to adhere to it costing our economy [mb]illions of dollars and jobs, while at the same time paying [mb]illions of dollars to aforementioned third-world countries to ostensibly help them with green technology development, which the leaders of those countries will promptly spend on weapons to destroy anti-government protesters, with no penalties whatsoever.

      FTFY

      --
      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
    40. Re:A typo my ass... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I had the opportunity to work with many, many municipalities and government officials. They have some strange processes and they have problems but one of the things I learned was that there's actually a difference, in interpretation at least, between the words "shall" and "will." They look the same but one is somehow more binding than the other. It seems, I shall do the dishes is different than I will do the dishes.

      --
      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    41. Re:A typo my ass... by alex67500 · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember vs. fact check on Wikipedia.

      Maybe I should have done that...

    42. Re:A typo my ass... by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      point is, them jews are real good with the fancy lawyer speak. yeah, it seemed like they were pretty adamant that israel would withdraw from occupied territories, but where they withdrew too would have to be resolved through mutual agreement.

    43. Re:A typo my ass... by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Bullshit rhetoric.
      It's words which EVERYONE will ignore.

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      ...gis sdrawkcab (usually not responding to ACs; don't bother posting as AC)
    44. Re:A typo my ass... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Ever buy a house? I found myself signing all sorts of pieces of paper that I hadn't snake-checked for the biggest financial transaction of my life so far. I'd suggest getting copies of the papers early.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    45. Re:A typo my ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Should " to "shall" is not a typo. It's three separate typos.

  3. From binding to useless in one "typo" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Diplomacy at work.

    1. Re: From binding to useless in one "typo" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alternative is war. You want war? I'm sure you want to enlist then too, and fight for it, where your life is at stake.

    2. Re:From binding to useless in one "typo" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they used the word "shall", it would be a treaty that would have failed to pass the US congress. So I would say it went from "useless soon to be rejected" to "a non-binding, but worthwhile start" in one word.

    3. Re:From binding to useless in one "typo" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the worst part is that this is even necessary because some science denying fools in the senate would not even hesitate to block it, and run the whole world off the rails.

      or more realistically, see the rest of the world move on ahead without the US.
      after all, they've already done it on everything else.

      why do we let these fools in congress hold us and the rest of the world hostage?

    4. Re:From binding to useless in one "typo" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you don't like "shall"? How about "must"? Will "must" work for you?

  4. Not a typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The two words had very specific meanings. The rest of the world wanted funding from the United States to be binding, the United States insisted that they should only be encouraged to provide funding.

    1. Re:Not a typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This "accord" or "agreement" will never work, anyway. Nothing is binding and all nations will do what is best for them ... which is manufacturing, industry, and pumping CO2 into the atmosphere. Sending all these people for a vacation in Paris was a complete and utter waste of time.

    2. Re:Not a typo by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Waste of time from whose point of view? From their point of view, it was very valuable. Getting drunk together, spending some quality time doing nothing useful, heh, my dream vacation!
      Oh, you meant from Average Joe's point of view? Meh, who gives a fuck about Average Joe... :(

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      ...gis sdrawkcab (usually not responding to ACs; don't bother posting as AC)
  5. Thank goodness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And because of that change, the planet is safe now! Well, I mean it should be. Well, actually it won't because the EU keeps increasing their Co2 output every year, despite their claim that they want to reduce it.

    1. Re:Thank goodness by jandersen · · Score: 1

      And because of that change, the planet is safe now!

      I think you probably know better than that. The fact that we have actually been able to agree about a somewhat clear wording is remarkable, especially when you consider how far away everybody was from each other in Copenhagen. But of course, if it was only up to what the governmets' negotiators were able to do, then it would indeed be nothing - what makes this rather more hopeful is the fact that business has come on boards to agreat extent, and that there is optimism about a way forward, that may even mean new business opportunities. It isn't going to be easy - nobody imagines that, but we may have crossed a watershed now, and it just might be that we finally begin to move in the right direction.

    2. Re:Thank goodness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Baloney. The EU has been INCREASING their Co2 production year over year. It will increase this year too, and the next. What is the "right direction"? Actions matter, not paper.

    3. Re:Thank goodness by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I can't argue with an agreement, but I still think it's mostly worthless.

      Stopping this at two degrees is a pipe dream. It's worse than that, it's delusional. We need to certainly halt the increase of CO2 emissions, but the reality is that everything bad that will happen at over two degrees *going to happen*.

      We need to start preparing for evacuations and projects to deal with rising sea levels. We need to consider "superdroughts" and how to cope with them.

      Those people in the Marshall Islands who are trying to stop having their country become part of the ocean? Already too late. Find them somewhere to go.

      I think we need a realistic plan to control CO2 emissions which does not set ridiculous feel-good targets that no one will ever meet, and instead understand that if there is going to be change, we can adapt to it.

      This is not to say that we should stop trying to switch to better sources of energy production. That needs to keep moving forward. No one really wants to keep burning using fossil fuels forever and there will continue to be steady progress on that front, but steady will not be revolutionary.

  6. Riiiiiight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So in other words, everyone just took private planes to Paris to fill a room full of hot air and Carbon Dioxide, all to produce a long document that obligates nobody to do anything. It's all a big show. And people wonder why trust in the gov't is so low.

  7. Perfect Illustration by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This story perfectly illustrates why the climate agreement is completely useless.

    --
    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    1. Re:Perfect Illustration by QuietLagoon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This story perfectly illustrates why the climate agreement is completely useless.

      The climate agreement is useless because the US energy industry has purchased Congress and has been seeding disinformation for decades.

      .

    2. Re:Perfect Illustration by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Informative

      I see you've fallen into the typical USian trap of thinking America is the center of the world. Hint: it's not. Not everything that happens is because of America.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    3. Re:Perfect Illustration by Alain+Williams · · Score: 2

      Where are my mod points ... please vote parent up. What is the point in having a treaty which everyone can just ignore!

    4. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting the entire world to agree on a direction, that is opposed by well-financed fossil fuel companies in every country, is not useless.

    5. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're Americans. You don't get to name us, bigot.

    6. Re:Perfect Illustration by buchner.johannes · · Score: 2

      Yes, but per-capita the US is the biggest emitter of green house gases (with Australia, and some smaller countries), therefore it is important that in the US legislation against climate change proceeds.

      --
      NB: The message above might reflect my opinion right now, but not necessarily tomorrow or next year.
    7. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      I see you've fallen into the typical USian trap of thinking America is the center of the world. Hint: it's not. Not everything that happens is because of America.

      The U.S. is currently the second largest source of CO2 emissions and the number one source of CO2 emissions of all time. So for this issue America actually is the center of the world and the primary cause.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_carbon_dioxide_emissions

    8. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hundreds of millions of people outside the USA are also Americans. So there needs to be a demonym specifically for Usanians.

    9. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perfect example of tired alarmist tree-hugger rhetoric.

    10. Re:Perfect Illustration by acoustix · · Score: 2

      It's also useless since there have been 500 coal-fired power plants brought online in Asia in the last 9 months. Why should the US and other countries destroy their economy in the name of of a climate agreement if it's not all inclusive?

      --
      "A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
    11. Re:Perfect Illustration by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2

      I see you've fallen into the typical USian trap of thinking America is the center of the world....

      Not really. I just acknowledge that the US is one of the largest emitters of climate gases and, because of that, no agreement is worth much if the US does not agree to abide by it.

    12. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are "North American" or "South American". There is no continent of "America".

      "Australia" on the other hand....

    13. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feel free to continue using it. Even the Mexicans refer to us as norteamericanos, and Mexico is in North America as well. We'll keep using what we want to use.

    14. Re:Perfect Illustration by Altus · · Score: 1

      Oh good, I guess we don't have to do anything about this whole climate change thing then. You guys got this.

      --

      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

    15. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but per-capita the US is the biggest emitter of green house gases (with Australia, and some smaller countries), therefore it is important that in the US legislation against climate change proceeds.

      Yeah, except that China is responsible for 28% of the entire world's CO2 emissions in 2014, with the US at 15% (the next largest) and so on. The amount of Greenhouse gases Australia actually puts out doesn't even rank it in the top 10, meaning it's emissions are less than 1.3% of the world's total. Per-capita emissions aren't a good measure.

      The North America has actually remained relatively stable in emissions since at least 2005, where the Asia Pacific (read China) has increased it's emissions almost 50% since 2005 where it was still producing more than the US.

    16. Re:Perfect Illustration by aethelrick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hrmmm... isn't that kinda like saying, "why should I stop shitting on the pavement, other people do it?". Someone has to make a start! Also, somebody needs to provide energy in a sustainable clean manner that isn't fossil fuel. Isn't this a massive opportunity for the true capitalists out there to steal a march on the energy market? It strikes me that governments and businesses should be getting behind research into new clean electricity-centric nuclear power plants, like the LFTR. I guess whoever figures out a way to wean themselves off of fossil fuel first is going to redefine their economy (and maybe grow it hugely selling cheap energy to the rest of us?)

    17. Re:Perfect Illustration by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 2

      This story perfectly illustrates why the climate agreement is completely useless.

      Oh yeah? Looks like Barry & Barney were right after all. There have been ZERO terrorist attacks in Europe or the United States since they signed this sucker!

      --
      Taking guns away from the 99% gives the 1% 100% of the power.
    18. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At this point I don't understand why other nations bother with the POTUS. He doesn't have the mandate to ratify treaties and if you want an opinion you can just get it from Joe Schmoe and hope that the congress ratifies the treaty later.

    19. Re:Perfect Illustration by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Nope. The whole world has to pull together if we want to reach the targets.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    20. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What country do you come from so I can mock your nations word for their own people?

    21. Re:Perfect Illustration by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      What country do you come from so I can mock your nations word for their own people?

      I would tell you, but Slashdot doesn't allow the unicode to be written!

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    22. Re:Perfect Illustration by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      The climate agreement is useless because the US energy industry has purchased Congress and has been seeding disinformation for decades.

      The climate agreement is useless because voters in all rich, Western democracies would have their leaders' heads on platters if they actually mandated the kinds of economic changes that a mandatory agreement would require.

      The US energy industry doesn't care; they get their subsidies whether they ship you oil or solar cells; in fact, many fossil fuel companies have pretty much hedged their bets already. Other American companies do care, because if US companies saddled with inflated energy costs have to compete with third world companies with low energy costs, US companies are going to lose.

    23. Re:Perfect Illustration by danbob999 · · Score: 1

      A continent is a convention. Not everyone has the same convention as the number of continents. In some models, America is a continent. Like on the Olympic flag.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    24. Re:Perfect Illustration by danbob999 · · Score: 1

      Per capita emissions are a good measure. In international negotiations, you can't seriously ask someone to reduce CO2 emissions when your own per capita emissions are higher. It's a matter of credibility.

    25. Re:Perfect Illustration by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      Yes, but per-capita the US is the biggest emitter of green house gases (with Australia, and some smaller countries), therefore it is important that in the US legislation against climate change proceeds.

      First, you are erroneously assuming that current emissions are what counts; in fact, historical emissions and deforestation should both count.

      Second, what doesn't matter is absolute emission, but what those emissions are used to produce. Likewise, it's easy to have low carbon emissions if your economy just doesn't produce much.

      Finally, you're reasoning as if countries exist in isolation. If the US were forced to limits its greenhouse emissions, the most likely outcome wouldn't be a global reduction in greenhouse emissions, but simply to shift production from the US to countries that don't have such limits or haven't reached them yet. That's, in fact, what Germany has done: it has effectively exported its emissions.

    26. Re:Perfect Illustration by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The U.S. is currently the second largest source of CO2 emissions and the number one source of CO2 emissions of all time.

      No, only between 1970 and 2013 (you really need to read your sources more carefully).

      Properly accounted for, we should count all emissions since 1800, and we should penalize countries based on the carbon release related to deforestation. If you do that, Europe looks pretty bad.

    27. Re:Perfect Illustration by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      Hrmmm... isn't that kinda like saying, "why should I stop shitting on the pavement, other people do it?". Someone has to make a start!

      Politics, like medicine, should adopt the priniciple: "first, do no harm". We might be willing to agree to things that are not all that harmful (increased funding for research, monitoring, etc.). But mandatory emission caps threaten to do a large amount of harm right now, and the evidence that limiting warming to below 2C is necessary, and there is even less evidence that emission caps are either necessary or effective in reducing climate change.

    28. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RIIIIGHHHT ....because its the US 'energy industry' that controls the bulk of oil production...oops...NOT...OPEC has controlled the bulk of oil production for years so what has that to do with the 'US energy industry'...hint...nothing. If you want to blame someone blame consumers WE want the energy to be produced for our consumption...we're the ones that want all the little toys & gadgets that suck up energy....don't blame the producers for giving us what we want...

    29. Re:Perfect Illustration by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Funny

      When does a nortamericano become a gringo?

      When he leaves the room.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    30. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean 'getting behind research into...'...the freakin' things exist today, no more 'research' is needed (that's not entirely correct of course, research in to 'better ways' where better is in relation to what we have today is always good...)...its the NIMBY's & their leaders in the so-called 'environmental movement' that have led to the low uptake of nuclear energy use...until or unless these people get out of the way & fully acknowledge their past wrongs & support the build out of nuclear energy I won't care 1 iota about these supposed agreements...

    31. Re:Perfect Illustration by war4peace · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's bullshit rhetoric.
      "I am not going to go green because it would change nothing" - multiply this by 7 billion and you get a clear picture.
      If total disaster looms 200 years away and by going green you delay it by 1000 years, that's pretty awesome. Gives you enough time to convince (or coerce) the rest of the world to follow your path.

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      ...gis sdrawkcab (usually not responding to ACs; don't bother posting as AC)
    32. Re:Perfect Illustration by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      That energy is not very portable as it stands. The US lacks the political will to build new clean cheap efficient reactors. We have multiple lobbies who's interests are served by raising the costs.

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      No sir I dont like it.
    33. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May I request that my energy be generated from the power of the atom so we can build the world of the future today?

      I also gather batteries aren't a very good way to store energy. May I request that we focus on a process to store the power of the atom, once harnessed, using algae or somesuch as renewable petrochemicals instead of pumping stuff out of the ground? Again, for the world of the future, which we could have today.

      Hell, my backyard isn't that big, but you can put the fission plant there if you wish. If those thorium designs can scale down to the size of a shipping container, I'll bet you could fit five or six in my backyard, maybe more depending on how you tetris it.

    34. Re:Perfect Illustration by acoustix · · Score: 1

      Hrmmm... isn't that kinda like saying, "why should I stop shitting on the pavement, other people do it?". Someone has to make a start!

      But there's no incentive for the others to join. If fact, it's the opposite. The countries not participating will see huge economic benefits as other countries lose their industries and jobs and move to the less-regulated counties. It's already happened before. Let's not be stupid and pretend it won't happen again.

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      "A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
    35. Re:Perfect Illustration by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      Nope. The whole world has to pull together if we want to reach the targets.

      So what's your alternative to an agreement between nations? You said it's completely useless in the root post without saying why, or what the alternative is... so what is your better idea?

    36. Re:Perfect Illustration by ultranova · · Score: 2

      The countries not participating will see huge economic benefits as other countries lose their industries and jobs and move to the less-regulated counties.

      So don't let them. Don't let capital leave the country. Establish a border between participating and non-participating countries and assing a heavy tariff for trade moving across it.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    37. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Germany exported its Volkswagens...

    38. Re:Perfect Illustration by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You said it's completely useless in the root post without saying why

      I said the climate agreement is completely useless. I could have been more clear and said, "this particular climate agreement is completely useless." It especially annoys me because all the politicians are going to return home and pretend that they've done something. Nothing particular about this set of politicians, most politicians would do similar things.

      so what is your better idea?

      Rather than agreeing to nothing and pretending it was something, I would try to find something that could be done. Practically speaking, the only way to stop emitting greenhouse gases is to improve technology (another alternative is to drastically reduce energy usage, but realistically people aren't going to sacrifice that much). My personal preferred idea is to increase funding for fusion research, but there are other good ideas, like increasing funding for safe fission, and funding for improved battery technology (ie: make electric cars common. This might be a more practical start because there's too much hysteria over nuclear).

      If I were one of the leaders, and I couldn't convince the others to sign on to that, I would not try to make a fake agreement. I would clearly state that we tried to do something productive, but other leaders couldn't agree to it. Generally I think the problem is that the agreement they wanted to make (everyone cut emmissions!) is too vague. There's no clear plan on how it should be reached, and politicians start imagining they will have to hurt their economies to reach it. If they had said, "everyone spend an extra $5million on fusion research!" it would have been much simpler goal to reach through diplomacy.

      $5million is not a huge commitment, but will make a difference in the research if enough people contribute, and it can be increased over time.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    39. Re:Perfect Illustration by dywolf · · Score: 1

      yet this deal almost didn't happen because of a small group of GOP politicians that control the senate.

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      The guy who said the election was rigged won the presidency with the second-most votes.
    40. Re:Perfect Illustration by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It would have been better if it didn't happen. Why lie and say you've done something when in reality you haven't? That's a typical politician thing to do, admittedly.

      I discussed how I thought it should have happened over here.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    41. Re:Perfect Illustration by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Nope. The whole world has to pull together if we want to reach the targets.

      Perhaps we can just keep the temperature down around the US and our surrounding sea level won't rise. :-)

      --
      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    42. Re:Perfect Illustration by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I like the way you think!

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    43. Re:Perfect Illustration by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Actually, the oil producing nations of the Mideast are the biggest emitters per capita, along with Australia, Aruba, Trinidad and Tobago, and, . . Luxembourg? of all places!

    44. Re:Perfect Illustration by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Delaying it by 800 years would require a lot more than the fringe of society to "go green". It would require more than half of it to do so.

    45. Re:Perfect Illustration by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      This isn't a treaty, it is an expensive photo-op.

      That being said, the real point of it is to show that people can get even this far, it is a first step towards working together for the future, not the final lap.

      The idea is to start here and work towards better agreements in the future. Without the first one, you have nothing.

    46. Re:Perfect Illustration by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Hrmmm... isn't that kinda like saying, "why should I stop shitting on the pavement, other people do it?". Someone has to make a start!

      Yes, but that start has to be enforcement, not random actions.

      If 500 people take a dump in the swimming pool, and you don't, the pool is still full of crap.

      If even HALF the people stop doing it, the pool is STILL full of crap.

      You have to be able to have a rule that says NO ONE can take a dump in the pool, or none of it matters.

    47. Re:Perfect Illustration by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      So don't let them. Don't let capital leave the country. Establish a border between participating and non-participating countries and assing a heavy tariff for trade moving across it.

      That sounds nice, but it really would just lead to war...

      Why do you think Japan bombed Pearl Harbor?

    48. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's two countries with "United States" in their name in North America. Only one country in the entire world has "America" in its name. "American" is EXACTLY UNIQUE as a demonym. Dickhead.

    49. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and Australia is still a separate continent in all but one of them (one that it doesn't even mention who uses it), so where's the outcry for them to be called something different?

    50. Re:Perfect Illustration by aethelrick · · Score: 1

      It is indeed a good and very fair idea to have a rule that applies equally to all people on Earth, but we don't have any sensible way of making this happen quickly enough to make a difference. We can however lead by example and stop our own bad habits and at least begin to reduce the parts of the problem we can do something about. Waiting for global consensus is a cop-out and a stalling tactic more worthy of the playground than parliament. I don't think it's a problem we can solve over night and their are no easy fixes given the scale of the change required in our economic dependency on fossil fuels for energy. I actually think our best hope is to come up with something cheaper for most of our domestic and industrial energy supply.

    51. Re:Perfect Illustration by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      We can however lead by example and stop our own bad habits and at least begin to reduce the parts of the problem we can do something about.

      The problem with that plan is that it makes us noncompetitive with the world.

      We're harming ourselves and doing nearly nothing to solve the problem.

      If we double our cost of energy, this just drives more people into poverty, more manufacturing offshore, and doesn't change anything.

      Waiting for global consensus is a cop-out and a stalling tactic more worthy of the playground than parliament.

      Impaling yourself on a stake doesn't help either.

      It is indeed a good and very fair idea to have a rule that applies equally to all people on Earth, but we don't have any sensible way of making this happen quickly enough to make a difference.

      No, we don't have a way to do that... It would take a world government to make that happen, giving the UN tax and enforcement powers. But if you try to do that, you'll start WWIII, which is hardly an improvement over today...

    52. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, only between 1970 and 2013 (you really need to read your sources more carefully).

      Properly accounted for, we should count all emissions since 1800, and we should penalize countries based on the carbon release related to deforestation. If you do that, Europe looks pretty bad.

      Counting should be done from when effects of CO2 were proven (that the governments chose to ignore it is what needs penalty)

    53. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There i also no country called "America".

    54. Re:Perfect Illustration by acoustix · · Score: 1

      So don't let them. Don't let capital leave the country. Establish a border between participating and non-participating countries and assing a heavy tariff for trade moving across it.

      Yeah, that's not very realistic. Let's just be honest and recognize that this whole climate summit crap isn't going to work unless everyone is on board. And even then we have to be careful about how it will affect the local and global economies.

      --
      "A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
    55. Re:Perfect Illustration by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      No, only between 1970 and 2013 (you really need to read your sources more carefully).

      Properly accounted for, we should count all emissions since 1800, and we should penalize countries based on the carbon release related to deforestation. If you do that, Europe looks pretty bad.

      Counting should be done from when effects of CO2 were proven (that the governments chose to ignore it is what needs penalty)

      John Tyndall, 1859. Too early for your arbitrary start point to meaningfully contribute to a European game of "not it."

    56. Re:Perfect Illustration by iris-n · · Score: 1

      And America was for a long time the whole thing, as it should be obvious to anyone that thinks about it.

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    57. Re:Perfect Illustration by danbob999 · · Score: 1

      America still is the whole thing. It just happens that many people also use the word for the United States of America. It's not the only word with more than one meaning.

    58. Re:Perfect Illustration by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      This is how politics works. There is a non binding agreement that sets out a target. That becomes something that politicians can use to develop laws and justify them. If you elect a democrat next year chances are they will try to get the agreement enacted in some form, using the fact that even China and India agreed to respond to the usual criticism that it's pointless if they are not on board.

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    59. Re:Perfect Illustration by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      This is what parts of Europe are already doing. Leading the way with green tech and becoming market leaders early on, so they can export it.

      The EU also forced other countries to clean up. For example, by including CO2 emitted during manufacture when calculating dues for companies that moved manufacturing to China. So to be competitive, China had to start being green. That's why they love wind farms now.

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    60. Re:Perfect Illustration by blindseer · · Score: 1

      Who bought whom?

      The energy industry didn't buy Congress. Congress bought votes through the energy industry. The corn and ethanol industries get all kinds of money from Congress, either through direct subsidies or indirectly by mandating we buy their products. Do you think that people really care that there is ethanol in their fuel? Oh, I'm sure some do but most people just want cheap gas. When the ethanol blended fuel is 10 cents cheaper than the fuel without the ethanol, because it's exempt from some taxes, then people will buy more of it.

      The wind industry lives on government subsidy. Every time a wind subsidy gets threatened my mail box overflows with fliers on how I need to call my elected representatives to make sure windmill manufacturers stay in business. If a windmill maker can only afford to hire people because the government is subsidizing it then is it really a viable business model?

      There have been numerous public failures of solar power and electric car companies, all funded by the government. What do we get in return? I know, the wealthy executives of these companies cash in on the government subsidy and then turn around to give a portion to the campaign funds of the senators that voted for the subsidy. It's a money laundering scheme, our tax dollars get run through the wash and end up paying for ads telling us how great these senators are in "creating jobs". Governments don't create jobs, a well laid business plan creates jobs.

      Windmills, solar panels, bio-fuels, and electric cars are nice but they don't reduce carbon output nearly as much as a nuclear fission power plant would. Windmills only create power when the wind blows, when it doesn't we're burning natural gas. Same for solar panels and daytime, it's a proxy for the natural gas industry. Making ethanol requires gobs of fertilizer, and fuel to "cook" the corn, not to mention all the diesel fuel burned by the trucks, tractors, and trains to get the corn to the distillery. Where does that come from? Natural gas, coal, and oil. And electric cars? No, not electric, coal powered cars.

      All this "green washing" so that senators can buy votes from environmentally conscious (and technologically illiterate) voters and wealthy investors trying to cash in on government subsidies.

      The energy industry didn't buy Congress. Congress bought votes from fools that think we can power a first world economy on wind and sun. We had a wind and sun powered economy before. It was called the "age of sail" when ships took weeks to cross the ocean. People traveled by buggy, propelled by "bio-fuel" in the form of grass fed beasts of burden.

      We have a window of opportunity here. We harnessed coal and oil which gave us the technology to harness an even more potent energy source. One that is limitless. If we don't get nuclear fission driving our economy before the coal and oil runs out then we'll have our "green" economy. We'll also be crossing the sea in wooden ships with sails.

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    61. Re:Perfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just reading about how my friend's diabetes may have been due to the fact that he lived in a polluted city, rather than genetic or dietary factors, and if we'd had strict emission caps he might not have contracted this disease.

      You, sir, are a corporate shill.

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    62. Re: Perfect Illustration by iris-n · · Score: 1

      Well, there is a difference between what it does mean and what it should mean. I have tried several times to refer to the continent as "America" in conversation, and it never worked, people always thought I was referring to the US. For me this clearly means that the word "America", in english, means the country.

      This is language-dependent, though. In german " Amerika" also means the country, whereas in portuguese and spanish "América" always mean the continent.

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    63. Re: Perfect Illustration by danbob999 · · Score: 1

      That's why when someone says in English that Columbus discovered America, he landed in the USA. Oh wait... Words can have more than one meaning.

    64. Re:Perfect Illustration by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I see your mistake. You don't recognize weasel words and pretend sentences containing them mean something.

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    65. Re: Perfect Illustration by iris-n · · Score: 1

      Hahahah good point! But still, this meaning is clear only because of context ;p

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    66. Re:Perfect Illustration by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      On the other hand we do get to name them.

      It's not Fraunce it's FrAnce etc

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  8. nothing to hide here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actual ( once secret) document
    http://unfccc.int/resource/docs/2015/cop21/eng/l09.pdf

    The Subsidiary Body for Scientific and Technological Advice and the Subsidiary Body for Implementation
    established by Articles 9 and 10 of the Convention shall serve, respectively, as the Subsidiary Body for Scientific
    and Technological Advice and the Subsidiary Body for Implementation of this Agreement. The provisions of the
    Convention relating to the functioning of these two bodies shall apply mutatis mutandis to this Agreement.
    Sessions of the meetings of the Subsidiary Body for Scientific and Technological Advice and the Subsidiary
    Body for Implementation of this Agreement shall be held in conjunction with the meetings of, respectively, the
    Subsidiary Body for Scientific and Technological Advice and the Subsidiary Body for Implementation of the
    Convention

  9. Defective by design by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    What I find amusing is the comparison to everything being said and done about climate change and all those evil masterminds from scifi, fantasy, and comic books hell-bent on world domination by trying to manipulate the weather. It never works out well for them.

  10. Thank God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank God the toothless, non-binding agreement was saved!

  11. Epic move by Kerry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I forgive him for much, because of this.

    All along he suckered everyone - Yes, the US will do this, and that and the other. And then at the last minute when it was politically impossible for everyone to back out, he pulled a switcheroo on them, blaming a 'typo' (and who doesnt love to do that), and made the entire thing non-binding.

    Sounds like more people need to read IETF RFCs.

  12. Huh? potential REAL weather modification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://usawatchdog.com/uncovered-government-docs-prove-chemtrails-real-dane-wigington/

  13. enforcing the deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who regulates this? where is the language in this 'deal' that enforces, guarantees, punishes, etc when parties arent complicit?

    1. Re:enforcing the deal by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      It's more of "evil eye" punishment. If you flake, then other countries can point to that if they flake on something else when called on it, or embarrass you a bit. It's not binding, but one can lose some UN credibility. Some nations are bothered by that more than others. Some nations want more international respect and recognition, while some care little.

    2. Re:enforcing the deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a country does not respect it, the other countries will know that this is not a honest country to be trusted in future negotiations! But as this should be the default mode for any international negotiations ("don't trust anyone"), then yes, that does not change anything.

    3. Re:enforcing the deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...one can lose some UN credibility.

      Who needs credibility when you have veto rights

  14. Whew that was close.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sure glad they have fully resolved the ISIS issue before moving on to save us all from climate change.

    1. Re:Whew that was close.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only they could solve the issue of your posting.

  15. Again and Again by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Funny

    Negotiating a treaty between 100s of nations ... Children do that;

    But then, you repeat yourself.

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  16. All that will be ignored like this Document by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1st Prohibits the making of any law respecting an establishment of religion, impeding the free exercise of religion, abridging the freedom of speech, infringing on the freedom of the press, interfering with the right to peaceably assemble or prohibiting the petitioning for a governmental redress of grievances.

    2nd Protects the right to keep and bear arms.

    3rd Places restrictions on the quartering of soldiers in private homes without the owner's consent, prohibiting it during peacetime.

    4th Prohibits unreasonable searches and seizures and sets out requirements for search warrants based on probable cause as determined by a neutral judge or magistrate.

  17. It's Happening by p0p0 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Worldwide communism. It's finally happening. What a time to be alive!

    1. Re:It's Happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want clean air, and am making it so in my country. You, however, are a poor country so you can't afford to keep the air clean, so you pollute it all. Your pollution dirties up my air.

      What is the right thing to do?

      1) Roll in with my military, conquer you, and make you part of my country whether you want to be or not, so I can force you to do things my way.
      2) Apply economic sanctions and political pressure, thus furthering your economic woes and making it even harder for you to clean your air up.
      2) Ignore you, put up with the dirty air and just keep complaining.
      3) Help you boost your economy to the point where you can afford to keep your air clean, so we both benefit.

      Feel free to add more options to this list, as you see fit.

    2. Re:It's Happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about:

      5) learn to count.

    3. Re:It's Happening by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      How about you go look up what communism is first before proclaiming stuff.

  18. "Should" by Black.Shuck · · Score: 1

    The worlds most useless word.

    1. Re:"Should" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very much this as far as treaties go.

      Anyway, "an ambitious international agreement to address climate change" "should" have the "shall" part... if it is to be called "ambitious" at all.

    2. Re:"Should" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, some years ago I remember a study stating that people were most likely to respond to a command or directive if it were stated as "You should do X" as opposed to "You must do X" or "Do X." Probably not worth much, but it was interesting to think about.

  19. Why fast ones are a bad idea by goombah99 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The whole climate change debate worries me. First I'm not a climate change denier nor am I asserting man cant change the climate. What worries me is when the right things get done for the wrong reasons it distorts the policy objectives. Climate change is not a threat to life on the planet. There have been previous brief (1000 year) warming periods with temperatures 3 to7 degrees warmer than today. such as the period 300 to 1100 AD. That period was a time of relative food abundance and population growth and even if it overlaps the dark ages it was a period cultural expansion. The key difference between now and then is how close we are to the resource limits of the planet. Back then we were not using every drop of water, and if crops didn't grow one place one could move. National boundaries were more fluid. So basically the difference with today is fragility.

    I utterly discard the idea of some shallow island nations going under water as any sort of logical reason to curtail the economic development of a gazillion more people. Sand bar or reefs have always been an ephemeral place to stake a claim. They are impermenant by nature. If they flood in this modern time it won't have to result in death, just the ending of a nation state. Perhaps a shame culturally yes, but not something that hadn't happened many many many times. The difference today is we know it is happening. But those cultures will integrate into others like has always happened. All that is lost is a microcosm of soverignty. Yes it's emotionally and economincally painful for the families who live there. Would be nice to prevent it if that was possible. But it should not be a driver of the discussion.

    WHile any one microcosm may not be important, at a larger scale there a very related issue is the driver. If crop growing regions and water supplies shift they may shift across national borders and that will create all sorts of strife. Crops may not evolve quickly enough. FLooding coatal cities doesn't mean we lose the shoreline it just means the shoreline moves inland. The problem is the time scale. Many large cities have evolved in place for centuries (millenia). uprroting these is going to be terrifically economically and resource intensive. Depending on terrain and fresh water and harbors they may have to go elsewhere not just shift. There will be tremendous upheaval world wide. Not all of it will be equally distributed pain. Some nations will benefit others will utterly fail. If all this happens in the space of a century it's going to be catastrophic in terns of world civilization.

    Carbon fuels are the easy way to raise standards of living for all pre-industrila nations. The problem with using less carbon fuel unilaterally is that if everyone is not on board then as the price falls it becomes even easier for developing nations to import it. SO in the end it all gets burnt. We can quibble about if this makes it get burnt more slowly but I'd be surprised if were talking orders of magnitude in rates.

    At the present time we see so many alternative energy projects labeled failures in the US. The DOE is ridiculed for funding Solyndra and the Spanish company that built the Mojva solar thermal. We see the Solar-PV industry gutted by cheap imported PV. Wind isn't working well with our current Grid, and with fracking there's little incentive to build grids in the boonies. The price point of Alagal or Cellulosic biofuels can't compere with $36/barrel. So we can expect every gov't investment in alternative energy to look terrible if you just look at it as a return on investment. Sadly that's how some politicians do. That's why the DOE gets beat up.

    Yet we need these alternative fuels and energy sources if were going to stop using coal and gas.

    Thus to avoid one has to use these even if they are not the cheapest. That's probably an easy sell in rich nations. But it's a sell based more on clean air, or not fighting wars for oil, and access to fresh water: e.g. your nuclear plan and your electric c

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    1. Re: Why fast ones are a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      You're a bullshitter and a liar. The medieval warm period was within 0.2 degrees of what we have today.

    2. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by PPH · · Score: 1

      This why it's bullshit when someone decides to switch words like shall and should. we'll need years of trust and seeing each other take steps before everying will be on board.

      And this is why hiding e-mails about climate research agendas and the details of that research is bullshit as well.

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    3. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key difference between now and then is how close we are to the resource limits of the planet. Back then we were not using every drop of water, and if crops didn't grow one place one could move. National boundaries were more fluid. So basically the difference with today is fragility.

      The key difference between now and then is people can now build pipelines and extract infinite amounts of water from the Oceans.

      Crops may not evolve quickly enough.

      Never fear, Monsanto is here.

      FLooding coatal cities doesn't mean we lose the shoreline it just means the shoreline moves inland. The problem is the time scale. Many large cities have evolved in place for centuries (millenia). uprroting these is going to be terrifically economically and resource intensive.

      It means the value of property goes up while your previously lackluster inland property becomes prime waterfront real-estate with a spectacular view. When people no longer feel compelled to build coastal cities they know to be below sea level at the time the city is built come back here and lecture about erosion of shorelines.

      There will be tremendous upheaval world wide. Not all of it will be equally distributed pain. Some nations will benefit others will utterly fail. If all this happens in the space of a century it's going to be catastrophic in terns of world civilization.

      Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together and mass hysteria.

      We see the Solar-PV industry gutted by cheap imported PV.

      Mooooommmmmmy the Chinese government is subsidizing PV and shutting others out of the market... See also AG and energy subsidies of the US government.

      The price point of Alagal or Cellulosic biofuels can't compere with $36/barrel

      Good riddance. Biofuels are a disastrous policy. Not only do they provide very little actual energy in return they artificially create additional linkages between food and energy commodities markets that aint no good for hungry peeplz.

      Yet we need these alternative fuels and energy sources if were going to stop using coal and gas.

      What we really need is energy storage (e.g. batteries) that don't suck ass.

      That's probably an easy sell in rich nations. But it's a sell based more on clean air, or not fighting wars for oil, and access to fresh water: e.g. your nuclear plan and your electric car. But how do you convince developing nations to do that?

      You don't. Nations that care can elect to subsidize "green" industry to the point where solar energy harvestings provides better value than burning hydrocarbons. Availability of resources is meaningless next to availability of infrastructure to exploit them.

      Realizing we are all in it together. Realizing that avoiding WW3 over resources like water and crop growing regions is useful to the whole planet.

      I just don't buy it WWIII over water when all the population centers are coastal and cost of extracting water from the oceans is dropping like a rock. Crops are global commodities and represent a tiny fraction of developed countries economies (The ones with all the fancy military gear)

      Paradoxically lowering cost of hydrocarbons seems to have caused and or triggered plenty of instability on its own leaving failing and failed states in its wake.

    4. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Informative

      I utterly discard the idea of some shallow island nations going under water as any sort of logical reason to curtail the economic development of a gazillion more people.

      You *do* realize that much of the coastline around the world is at or about the same elevation above sea level as places like the Maldives and that there are many large cities (including first-world cities), industrial complexes and military bases, etc... on the coastline - right? And you *do* realize that a rising sea level will very negatively affect *those* cities, complexes and bases too - right?

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    5. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by danbert8 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Agreed 100%. Rather than the leaders of the world getting together and negotiating to try to keep the planet from changing, maybe they should all get together and plan for how to handle change. The climate will get colder, it will get hotter. Weather patterns will change. Land features will rise and fall. Ocean shores will move over time.

      Rather than trying desperately to engineer ourselves against nature, maybe we should engineer ways to adapt to changing environments. A good example on a smaller scale is New Orleans. It's going to keep sinking further below sea level... Should we spend the money building bigger pumps, higher walls, and more levees or should we just relocate neighborhoods and allow the river to run free from time to time?

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    6. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Except this isn't "nature", this is due directly to massive barfing out of carbon through the use of fossil fuels.

      Why are your type so opposed to ending the use of fossil fuels? It's almost as if you've decided that fucking over future generations is a perfectly reasonable thing to do, because you're too selfish to absorb some of that cost now.

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    7. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      Care to cite where global temperatures were 3 to 7 degrees warmer during the Medieval WArming Period. Go on, I openly challenge you. Provide a citation.

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    8. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      its still nature whether or no we contribute to the outcome or not

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    9. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by amorsen · · Score: 2

      There have been previous brief (1000 year) warming periods with temperatures 3 to7 degrees warmer than today. such as the period 300 to 1100 AD.

      No. No there has not. Not for the global temperature, in the time that humans have been around.

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    10. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by danbert8 · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well the options are not A) Fuck over future generations or B) Don't fuck over future generations.

      The options are more like A) make the planet warmer for future generations that may cause them some problems in the future which they may not be able to accommodate with their technology that may be indistinguishable from magic today or B) fuck over the current generation in the hopes that we might be able to slightly mitigate the damage we've already done to the carbon cycle.

      I'm not selfish. I believe that mitigating climate change will have minimal impact on my 1st world life, but may cause huge problems for the poor trying to move up. The selfish thing is believing that because you can afford to spend more on energy to benefit future generations, everyone else should too.

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    11. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      I'm not selfish. I believe that mitigating climate change will have minimal impact on my 1st world life

      What if you're wrong about that?

      I believe that mitigating climate change will have a major impact on my 1st world life.

      Thus the problem.

    12. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by swillden · · Score: 1

      You should have read the paragraph after the one you quoted.

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    13. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by swillden · · Score: 1

      Except this isn't "nature", this is due directly to massive barfing out of carbon through the use of fossil fuels.

      Meh. While true, even if we managed (somehow) to have no effect on the climate, it's not stable. It will get hotter and colder. The reason why it's getting hotter (or colder) doesn't matter as much as the fact that it is, and that we need to either fix it or adapt to it.

      However, I disagree with the GP. I think rather than adapting to the changes, we should learn how to engineer the planet for climactic stability, to stop/reverse the climactic changes that occur. We've already proven that we can make the planet hotter, which means that we've made progress on acquiring the ability to prevent another ice age. Now we just need to figure out how to cool the planet.

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    14. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      Well I wouldn't force my lifestyle on anyone. And bear in mind, me "mitigating climate change" isn't an on off switch. I reduce my energy usage as much as I can at home and drive small cars (I love small cars anyway, so it's not much of a sacrifice). Using LEDs/CFLs, energy efficient appliances, and high MPG vehicles all mitigate climate change, but that isn't good enough for many tree-huggers. They want us to put up expensive solar panels (I rent, so not an option anyhow), but carbon credits, or do some other extreme methods that don't have any noticeable impact on carbon emissions. Meanwhile using cheap natural gas from fracking to replace coal has been doing more than any of their efforts...

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    15. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      I did. It seems goombah99 feels the economic pain that large countries will feel having to relocate shoreline cities, but not any for small island countries that will disappear completely with the rising sea - 'cause that's not "any sort of logical reason to curtail the economic development of a gazillion more people." In either case, more than simple economic loss will occur. People may be able to relocate their culture, but not their history - especially on an island.

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    16. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      And you believe your first world life is somehow immune? What happens in the next half century as the North American rainbelt shifts northward into Canada, aquifers that are keeping parts of the Midwest arable becoming toxic from salt or disappear outright?

      There seems the bizarre idea that only the developing world is badly at risk if the wrong choice is made. Considering that vast swathes of the First World's population live near sea level, I'd say no one is immune.

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    17. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by EMN13 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The medieval warm period wasn't as warm as you're suggesting (I can't find any citations for more than 2 degrees, and the delta may well be less), and it wasn't world-wide: northern Europe (and some other parts of the northern hemisphere) was warmer, and as it turns out, europe ended up writing a disproportionate part of modern history, so that was remembered.

      Globally, temperatures were lower than they are now.

      This isn't a secret, nor is the information hard to find; e.g. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      There may be some truth to the inevitability of global warming, but make no mistake: our generation sure is screwing over the future thoroughly. Even in optimistic assumptions, it seems likely that greenland will lose most of its ice; which sounds to me like the world is likely to experience sea level rises of at least 10 meters (since greenland isn't the only glacier on the planet, and because warm water expands).

      The question is whether that takes thousands of years - so cultures and populations get to adapt relatively calmly - or something scarier than that.

      People aren't great at dealing with rapid change.

    18. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by swillden · · Score: 1

      Now I think you need to read your own previous comment :-)

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    19. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      I can hold disparate ideas at the same time... :-)

      In this case the parent doesn't seem to hold any sympathy for a complete, small-scale tragedy - especially if doing anything would inconvenience the masses - while apparently recognizing impact of a partial large scale tragedy. All from the same cause. Or, at least, that's how the argument is framed as the rational for doing something. While I can see his/her "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one" thinking, we're ultimately all in this together and, arguably, how we treat the few and one can say more about us than how we treat the many. Furthermore, he mentions that "any one microcosm may not be important" but how do we know that they aren't or any one isn't?

      Also, he says things that are clearly wrong, like "Flooding coastal cities doesn't mean we lose the shoreline it just means the shoreline moves inland." Uh, no, the shoreline actually gets shorter/smaller - and ultimately zero - and the interior land are also gets smaller - and ultimately zero.

      In the end, he comes to the conclusion that the Paris accords are "good", but his reasoning is questionable or at least flaky.

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    20. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are only a pinch of places in the world that could build a new coal plant cheaper than renewables, and given the trends, in about 2-3 years probably only be one or two places left with no sun and wind. Coal is dead, it only takes a tiny amount of research to discover that. It only takes a little more time to discover that the exponential trend of renewable costs (especially solar and now grid storage!) since the 1970's means the fear of climate change is nonsense as the technology doesn't appear to be slowing down anytime soon.

      It is annoying how frequently there are articles stating some politician or environmentalist or CEO saying "Wow solar/batteries have advanced far quicker than we expected". It shouldn't be surprising when you look at the data going back decades, and it shouldn't be surprising in another 2 years to find coal being the more expensive energy source compared to solar + batteries in a couple of places (Australia will be the first, hence the push of all the battery companies launching their first such as Tesla and Enphase). 10 years out, unless trends suddenly stop, coal is going to be mighty expensive (astronomically expensive if you consider how we are burning it for energy when we just might find it far more valuable as a carbon source for nanotubes or graphene).

    21. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by KGIII · · Score: 1

      My home is in Maine, near the Canadian border, and I've got a few dollars. Nope, climate change won't even begin to bother me or hamper me in the slightest. In fact, I'm in the market for an HMMWV.

      I'm mostly kidding but I'm being a bit brutally honest for a reason. I do have both solar and wind and generate more energy than I use, I'm going to buy an EV, and I'm quite heavily invested in Tesla - to the tune of 2000 shares. I even have a true artesian well. The odds of me running out of water, considering I own all the land around me, are basically rather slim.

      I, the monster, have probably done more to help mother nature than you. ;-) Just something to challenge your views on things. We're not all black-and-white monsters and heroes. Some of us do multiple things, sometimes seemingly conflicting, and have a whole host of varied reasons for doing them.

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    22. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how do you convince developing nations to do that? Should rich nations subsidize them?

      By your argument, the developing nations are subsidized by the simple act of us not slurping up all the oil/gas/coal or bidding up the price beyond their affordability (in quantities desired).

      So if I elect to power with rooftop solar or big-energy-company wind, then that very decision subsidizes someone else's use of coal (maybe my neighbor or a Nigerian).

      Just an observation

    23. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The whole point of these talks is to find a way to clean up without limiting economic growth, because naturally countries aren't going to agree to that. One of the major sticking points was that developing nations wanted developed nations to assist them with technology to emit less CO2, do that it would be the same or lower cost than emitting lots. Developed nations were against anything that limited profits in emerging markets, but eventually realised that it was better to help in the long run.

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    24. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by goombah99 · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. The source I was reading was wrong I've now learned.

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    25. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China is building one coal-fired power plant every 7 to 10 days, while Japan plans to build 43 coal-fired power projects to replace its shuttered nuclear units.

    26. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I live in a country that is mostly BELOW sealevel. And you can too.

    27. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      I believe that mitigating climate change will have a major impact on my 1st world life.

      What if not mitigating climate change will have an even more major impact on your 1st world life? Are you prepared for that because the bet you are making is that mitigation is more costly than adaption. A lot of scientists and economists say otherwise.

    28. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Not mitigating climate change is likely to have a major impact on future generations lives, not mine.

      Nothing is going to happen in the next 40 years that would be worse than my turning off the AC today and giving up my vehicle.

      The arguments that are being made are largely theoretical and depend on a logical and rational society, we have neither of those.

      The experts are not wrong, but their models do not take into account human behavior.

      The changes that would have to be made to effectively mitigate climate change are not changes that humans will make or accept.

      So adaptation becomes the order of the day.

    29. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I'm a well off citizen of a mostly first-world country (the USA). I can deal with economic problems caused by climate change pretty well, and my house is way above any possible sea level rise.

      The people who are really going to suffer are those for whom a doubling of food prices is a real problem, people on the coast without the resources to pick up stakes and live somewhere else, farmers who suffer increasing inability to grow crops and can't get new land, that sort of people. I'm in great shape for whatever happens.

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    30. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Gradual climate change isn't a problem. By dumping all this CO2 in the atmosphere, we're causing rapid climate change. That's the problem.

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    31. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I love small cars too.

      Small cars with BIG engines and fat tires.

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    32. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by swillden · · Score: 2

      Gradual climate change isn't a problem. By dumping all this CO2 in the atmosphere, we're causing rapid climate change. That's the problem.

      There's ice core evidence that "natural" climate change can also be very rapid. Much faster than what we're seeing now, actually.

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    33. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wall street in New York is only 3' or so above sea level. Only when Wall St floods will climate change be real and we will try to do something about it.

      Be happy that Wall St. isn't in Denver then we would have to wait a really long time.

    34. Re:Why fast ones are a bad idea by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Ice core evidence is only valid for those cases where, um, there's ice. There can be fast local climate changes, but global changes tend to be much slower.

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  20. So What? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    I watched as some in the media applauded this agreement. It's simple to get agreement when everyone realized that you've got a completely unenforceable document. One that will bring change only to those who willfully wanted it anyway. I'm putting my money on no meaningful outcome...nothing that impacts climate change, or any action on the part of the U.S., China, or Russia. Call me back in five years and we can see if I'm Nostradamus.

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  21. Revision control by Aaden42 · · Score: 1

    Shame they can't just run `svn blame climate_change.doc` and figure out who's trying to be tricky...

    1. Re:Revision control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One would expect that a document of this importance would have automatic traceable versioning and auditing. The fact it doesn't goes to show the REAL importance being given to it. Like... almost none at all...

    2. Re:Revision control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't they? Even if they're using Microsoft Word, it should have notes indicating when and who changed that word (if it in fact was changed.)

  22. Careless words by American+Patent+Guy · · Score: 1

    From the title here: "A Typo Almost Derailed Paris Climate Deal"

    To "derail" something implies that it was on the rails. It never was, and it still is not. The only thing these parties of this "agreement" have "agreed" upon is that they'll make a big dog-and-pony show for their political constituents. Mr. Kerry: declaring oneself to be responsible and caring does not make one so.

  23. Tied with Canada, Saudi, Australia, and Kazakhstan by tepples · · Score: 2

    The U.S. is currently the second largest source of CO2 emissions

    Is that true per capita, or only because the United States has the fourth biggest population? The 2013 chart in Wikipedia's article places the United States in what amounts to a statistical tie with Canada, Saudi Arabia, Australia, and Kazakhstan (~16 t/p/year), with the United Arab Emirates emitting more (~21 t/p/year). If you think per capita figures are unimportant, that just gives the EU a free pass because it is a confederation of theoretically independent countries rather than a federal state.

    and the number one source of CO2 emissions of all time.

    I don't know how you define "all time". If Kosovo were to complete its secession from Serbia tomorrow, would it have zero cumulative emissions? A chart covering 1970 through 2013 puts UAE at twice the emissions per capita of the United States over that 44-year period.

  24. So? Nobody actually WANTS to control CO2 emmission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    None of this means squat until or unless the NIMBY's and their leaders in the supposed 'environmental movement' admit they've been wrong for the last 50 years & let Nuclear energy takes its rightful place as the clean energy source of choice for the world. By withholding support..in fact by actively fighting against the use of Nuclear energy use I blame the likes of Greenpeace & others like them for the current situation.

  25. It's all just for show by ITRambo · · Score: 1

    The intention of the summit was to provide an unenforceable agreement so that current administrations around the world could claim they "care and are doing something".

  26. So All Nations Agree by JimSadler · · Score: 0

    Here we are with all nations in agreement and yet in the US, we still have deniers that insist that warming isn't real. The US needs some serious education for adults as we have so many ignorant people roaming about.

    1. Re:So All Nations Agree by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      The only thing all nations seem to agree on is that they need a document about AGW that doesn't have any requirements other than that they produce reports every five years discussing why they haven't done anything to fix the problem.

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
  27. Binding Law? Can your rights be negotiated away? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I know this hasn't happened here, but can the US sign a treaty, that if passed by the senate, can negotiate away your Constitutional rights?

    Do the US Constitution’s treaty powers take precedence over other Constitutional rights or vice-versa?

    What if the US signed a treaty with Mexico to ban all private ownership of firearms.

  28. Linking verbs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    am is are
    was were
    be being been
    have has had
    do does did
    can could
    shall should
    will would
    may might must
    just

  29. Agreement, or wishlist? by hsthompson69 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When they literally have to fix an "agreement" so that it isn't enforceable, is it really an agreement?

    Maybe it would be better termed a "wishlist".

    1. Re:Agreement, or wishlist? by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      It's all just about continuing their funding, exotic travel and meetings, virtue-signalling (while demonizing anyone who dares to disagree), continued positive attention from the complicit main stream media and making grandiose plans for everyone else. Nothing to do with "the environment".

    2. Re:Agreement, or wishlist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was always an exercise in communal masturbation.
      The TTIP and TTPA guarantee that NOTHING from COP21 would emerge to actually change anything.
      Any actions that a government takes to protect the environment will be instantly revoked because some poor transnational oil corporation can't milk the billions it considers its due any more.
      It was a fucking circus from the get-go, and the media were easily bought out to report it all as a monumentally significant moment.
      Distraction value: priceless.

    3. Re:Agreement, or wishlist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, the bureaucrats of the world were united in purpose, forged with determination and ready to roll up their sleeves and begin to repair the world for the future....
      Well, that was until "SOMEONE" went and had to make it LEGALLY BINDING.
      "What you mean we can't just smile, wave, do absolutely NOTHING, and get an automatic re-elect? You expect us to go back and say that we have to spend resources on this. HELL NO! Screw the future of the whole planet!! Not on MY watch!"
      I'm thinking it went down like that.
      What we have now is an "agreement" that means nothing. And all things considered (paper to print the copies of the document, transportation, etc., etc. ; I think that it is quite safe to say that the upshot is that this "meeting" was actually MORE damaging to the environment than any form of benefit.

      Then again, we have already seen the regard that most nations (U.S.A included) have for International Law.

  30. Legally binding by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    Because countries nowadays comply with international law.

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  31. Monetary Aid means offshored elites loot by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Give them US solar panels, wind turbines, and battery systems instead.

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  32. Just like you ignored it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2) Protects the state right to have a millitia organised and armed to protect the state. NOT any pissant who wants to play Dirty Harry.

    Go read the changes from the original draft. You'll see that bit about the well regulated militia (National Guard? Police?) was VERY SPECIFICALLY thought over, therefore insisting that it is meaningless is to declare that anything else in the document is meaningless. Such as the rest of the 2nd.

  33. Re:Tied with Canada, Saudi, Australia, and Kazakhs by dunkindave · · Score: 1

    Figures don’t lie, but liars figure.

    People will pick the statistic that works best for their situation, including placing restrictions to limit the numbers to a hand-picked subset which they will then toss freely (without clarification of the applied caveats), and make it seem their numbers apply to the general case even though they don't.

    This is actually the exact same thing advertisers do all the time. Try watching a commercial and then ask yourself what they really said versus what they wanted you to think they said. ("None proven better" = we're all the same, often used for medicines; "Most powerful engine in its class" = what is "its class? Who are they comparing it against"; "Best fuel economy in its class" - did you know a PT Cruiser used to be considered an SUV by its manufacturer so it was being compared against Ford Expeditions and Chevy Suburbans for fuel economy?; etc.)

  34. Couldn't they just GoToMeeting? by kencurry · · Score: 1

    Seriously, why not just do the obvious little things and call it good enough?

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  35. Should -- Shall ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That isn't a typo. That is intentional.

  36. Language? by sunderland56 · · Score: 1

    What language is the agreement written in? Sure, it can be translated; but there must be one language which is the 'officlal' version. If you have more than one you run into problems because the two never precisely agree.

    And how does a government of a country agree to an agreement written in a foreign language?

    1. Re:Language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before the end of WW2, the language of global diplomacy was french. Even today, treaty drafts are usually agreed based on french textual corpus, because it is not ambigious and thus better than english, especially the american engrish junk.

    2. Re:Language? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Yes the French used to be a world power and French used to be the language of science and _maybe_ diplomacy. Not anymore. What is your point?

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  37. we have a solution to this by CauseBy · · Score: 2

    How the hell do we continue to write legislation (and agreements) without using git?

    git blame Paris_Accord.txt

    This would tell you everything you need to know about who changed that word.

    Can someone please tell lawmakers that this is a solved problem? I keep seeing stories that like "someone slipped in a rider to this bill, but we don't know who did it". Don't know!? What the hell are you talking about? How can you possibly not know?

    1. Re:we have a solution to this by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      > Can someone please tell lawmakers that this is a solved problem?

      It’s a feature, not a bug. If all the commits are made by the Acting Chief Typist under orders from various other authorities, the identity of the actual contributor can be kept confidential, and it provides deniability to be able to blame the A.C.T.’s fumblefingers when slips like this one get noticed.

    2. Re:we have a solution to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nicely put.

    3. Re:we have a solution to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then again, probably Word.

  38. Too bad they weren't just honest about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they were, they would have just replaced 'shall' directly with "won't". Because we all know unless it *IS* legally binding, they won't do it.

    I'm too old an cynical to think otherwise, sadly.

  39. Derailed what? Nothing was accomplished... by KonoWatakushi · · Score: 1

    Here is what James Hansen has to say about it. Even that is probably not enough though; a fee on CO2 may have some effect in the developed world, but the rest can not afford it, and will not accept such limitations. Even the terrible consequences looming are nothing next to the abject poverty that billions are subjected to daily. As bad as burning coal is, inexpensive fossil fuels still offer a desperately needed improvement in their lives, and it is not right to deny that to anyone in such circumstances. (It is also better than burning wood, as many "environmentalists" would have us do.)

    The only practical way forward that results in rapid decarbonization, is to offer the developing countries a cheaper option, before the countless gigawatts of planned coal fired capacity are actually built. We know that nuclear can rapidly displace coal, as it has done so in the past in a number of countries. China is ramping up conventional nuclear, and developing advanced reactors. Newer mass produced LFTR or Thorcon reactors will make nuclear energy even cheaper and safer yet. See also Thorium: energy cheaper than coal for details.

    These summits which result in plans too cowardly to even mention the words carbon dioxide or nuclear are perverse. Until nuclear is at least acknowledged and proposals are on the table for encouraging development and deployment of advanced reactors, they are a total waste of time.

  40. Language by s.petry · · Score: 1

    First, lets toss out any enforcement issues and look at just the language. If your boss gives you a signature form to sign stating that "You should go talk to HR about benefits" it's a suggestion and hey, maybe you will get some better benefits or save a few bucks if you do. There is nothing really binding there, and you would probably think "wow, my boss is forced to prove he gave us a suggestion or really playing CYA.

    Alternatively, if your boss gives you a signature form stating that "You shall go to HR to discuss your benefits" it's a demand, and if you don't do it there will be some form of repercussion. This is not him covering his but, this is him making a demand and you are agreeing with the demand by signing the form.

    Whether or not you could be fired, fined, demoted, etc.. for not following what you signed is not at question. That one word "should" vs. "shall" makes a huge difference.

    I am with GP, there is no way this was a "mistake" but intentionally done. It was an attempt at pulling a fast one on people. Even if there is no binding punishment, the rhetoric "they failed to keep their pledge/promise/bargain/etc.." is damaging and can be used as leverage.

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    1. Re:Language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not my question. There is already a number of clause > 0 in the Paris Agreement including "shall", and another number including should. Why would one specific additional "shall" makes it a treaty which need to be ratified by the senate, and not all the other shall?

    2. Re:Language by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I can't count the number of companies that never got a signed non-disclosure/non-compete from me simply because 'I forgot' to go to HR when told.

      HR are generally clueless twits who are no better at keeping your file current than they are at hiring competent people.

      I agree this was an attempted 'fast one'. And I know 'fast ones' when I see them, they make me smile.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  41. Manipulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They wanted to see if they could sneak it by.

  42. Shall... by Bartles · · Score: 1

    ...does not make it a legally binding requirement. Passage by two thirds of the Senate makes it a legally binding document.

    1. Re:Shall... by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      That’s the point. “Shall” is a legal term, the inclusion of which makes the document potentially legally-binding, which would mean the Senate has to ratify it.

    2. Re:Shall... by Bartles · · Score: 1

      Then the agreement is only that. And has no effect.

    3. Re:Shall... by Bartles · · Score: 1

      And if including one legal term like "shall" suddenly makes this agreement a legal document, then the lack of legal terms means it is not a legal document.

  43. It was NOT a TYPO! The Posting is dishonest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A bunch of poor, backward, poorly-run countries were demanding that fee as part of the "deal". They made no effort to hide the demand and a bunch of the lunatics at this conference tried to insert it into the deal, but it became obvious that the item in question might upset the talks. That "Shall" language and the dollar amount were well-publicized before and during the talks, but guys like John Kerry ended-up pushing to strip-out binding language that would make it so the deal would have to be ratified as a treaty "back home". These globalist clowns all wanted the good PR and the fine dinners and fancy photos even if they had to jettison all enforceability to get them.

    This was just a bunch of countries, many of which sit atop enormous quantities of natural resources and have populations who could be far more productive and wealthy if only their evil governments would get out of the way, instead deflecting blame for their problems onto rich counties and then demanding a form of global socialism where rich somewhat functional countries would hand money to backward countries in exchange for nothing, thus enabling the dysfunction to continue in those backward countries.

    It would never have done anything more than enrich evil leaders of evil governments. Like all socialism, you can shift money around for a while to hide the problems (I'm looking at YOU, British NHS as you eat things like the UK military, effectively shifting costs to your US ally who is expected to maintain a military big enough to defend the US and also its allies - you're an oft-used but bad example of socialist "success") eventually you run out of other people's money while subsidizing bad behavior (in the case of the climate talks, that would be nasty little dictators and bananna republic authoritarians. As with all things, you get more of what you pay for.

  44. Cost of Action by DMJC · · Score: 1

    Lots of talk about the cost of inaction how about the cost of action? It would cost $400 billion to make Australia a 0 carbon economy. Applying the same figure to the US population the cost is 5.5 trillion dollars. Spread over 10-20years it's quite achievable.

    1. Re:Cost of Action by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      When we are talking money that represents a significant fraction of the country's GDP, it starts losing its usual meaning. It's not like you can just have a $200 "zero-carbon" bill every month for 10 years and bam, no more carbon emissions.
      Whether or not it is doeable, it is not something we can simply tag with a dollar amount.

  45. for those in the cheap seats by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    Article II, Section 2, Clause 2 of the United States Constitution, includes the Treaty Clause, which empowers the President of the United States to propose and chiefly negotiate agreements, between the United States and other countries, which become treaties between the United States and other countries (only) after the advice and consent of a supermajority of the United States Senate.

    In short, if it's an actual, binding treaty, the President must have the Senate approve it. This is a clear and deliberate constraint on Presidential power imposed by the US Constitution.
    If it's in any way binding in international law, it's a treaty.

    Ergo: it's either meaningless or a dead-letter, no matter what the suits say.

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  46. Re:Binding Law? Can your rights be negotiated away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not according to the constitution, but that hasn't stopped politicians from trying.

  47. Imperfect Illustration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some progress is better than no progress. And, agreements like these contain more shalls than shoulds, so even though this particular point was compromised on it doesn't mean the whole agreement is compromised. Something good came out of it, and it is about making little steps at a time. That's diplomacy in action, and it is really the only way things like this can get done. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

    1. Re:Imperfect Illustration by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      That's diplomacy in action, and it is really the only way things like this can get done. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

      It's lousy diplomacy. I discussed how things could have gone better here.

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  48. The real problem is that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real problem is pollution, but it has been re-labelled as global warming to the layman or average person global warming is something they cannot comprehend or understand, global warming is an academic problem a political problem - not a problem like pollution. The issue should simply be labelled as pollution discussed as stopping, not reducing but stopping, then it would get buy in from all people. And as such the polluters can be named and shamed. Something like "you have been polluting the atmosphere" as opposed to "you are contributing to global warming" it simply does not have the same impact.

    That is way the term "Global warming" was coined by the polluters so they could continue to pollute, while having the attention drawn away from them, the name is a diversion, the net result may be that the we have global warming but the cause is and will always be pollution - in whatever form it takes.

    Stop pollution - stop global warming.

  49. Timshel! by crepe-boy · · Score: 1

    Maybe the editor was a Steinbeck fan.

  50. We call them "watermelons" by blindseer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is a "green" environmentalist on the outside but a "red" communist on the inside?

    This climate change summit is just an excuse for poor nations to demand more and more money from wealthier nations. They will claim this is to build "green" energy sources and provide accommodations for those displaced by the effects of climate change but in reality it will just line the pockets of the dictators that run these backward hell holes.

    This summit is a bunch of watermelons getting together to make themselves look like they are going to save the world from the knuckle dragging troglodytes that actually built the buildings, farmed the food, and drilled the oil that made this summit possible. The solution to this problem isn't taking from the rich and giving to the poor, as if the wealthy nations don't already send billions of dollars to poorer nations every year. The solution is more freedom.

    I believe a large part of the poverty in these poor nations is dictators stealing from the populace. People that don't have the freedom to benefit from their labors tend not to work very hard. People that are not free to defend their own property and lives from thugs and the government (but I repeat myself) cannot build up the wealth needed to create a functioning economy.

    (In case anyone is confused about what I mean by defending life and property I mean that people are permitted to arm themselves with effective tools of self defense, and carry them freely no matter where they go. Given the technology we have today that means firearms, but just being able to carry a sword or club may be sufficient.)

    Most of all people need to be free to take advantage of the most abundant energy resource we have on this earth. That means nuclear power. As it is right now any nation that wishes to develop nuclear energy must be granted permission to do so by those that have already developed it. This "non-proliferation treaty" is supposedly about preventing the development of nuclear weapons but it has effectively only prevented the development of peaceful nuclear power. Those nations that have the desire to obliterate their neighbors under a radioactive mushroom cloud will not be deterred by such a treaty. Those that wish to provide their children with food, warmth, shelter, and education are being held back. These nations must choose between a certain death by not burning oil and coal, or the possibility of living by doing so.

    The only way to avoid this dilemma is nuclear power.

    Wind and solar power is nice for wealthy nations to experiment with since they already have benefited from centuries of burning coal and decades of nuclear power. Current wind and solar technologies are too expensive for these poor nations to have that luxury. They will either have to develop nuclear power, burn coal, or continue living a second class existence.

    I get so frustrated with these watermelons. They claim to be so righteous and helpful but in reality all they are doing is spending other people's money on things that do nothing to address the real issues that brought them to the summit. I have little doubt that this is by design. If they actually solved the problem then that means these "elites" will no longer remain in power. That is because the people they claim to be helping will be free enough to not have to go to these "elites" to ask for more of their "help" in the future.

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    1. Re:We call them "watermelons" by bluegutang · · Score: 1

      Exactly Over two thirds of global carbon emissions come from the US, EU, China, India, Russia or Japan. All of these countries (+EU) already have some nuclear power. If they were to generate most of their energy from nuclear, then global emissions would drop very fast, very quickly.

  51. Shall, should? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how many times "should" appears in the TPP.

    Want in on the TPP? You _shall_ accept overbearing copyright laws.
    Want in on the Paris Climate accord? You _should_ not pollute.

    Priorities.

  52. "A typo almost put the deal on rails" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fortunately, good diplomacy reverted it to spineless poetry.

  53. Re:Tied with Canada, Saudi, Australia, and Kazakhs by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    That puts you in the same category as counties that don't give a shit. A better comparison would be with western Europe. Same or better quality of life, similar range of climates, but much lower emissions.

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  54. It was a worthless deal anyway by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    After all, fully implementing all features and requirements/targets of COP21 would reduce the global temperature in the year 2100 by only 0.05 deg C. About 25% of the error tolerance for global temperature in the first place. Essentially, COP21 is a "feel good" agreement - it does nothing other than redistribute tens of trillions of dollars.

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    1. Re:It was a worthless deal anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bjorn Lomborg's analysis is worthless. It only counts pledges that take effect by 2030, so for example ignoring China's pledge that it will reduce CO2 emissions from 2030 or Europe's pledge that it will reduce CO2 emissions by 80% by 2050. Also it manages to miss the pledges of many countries even before the 2030 cutoff.

      In fact it is worse because it has countries like Europe actually increasing their emissions after 2030. The piece is a joke.

    2. Re:It was a worthless deal anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait - "Europe" is a country? And we're supposed to take your commentary seriously?

  55. If this was House of Cards.. by Barryke · · Score: 1

    Imagine Kerry arranged for the typo to be made, giving him a chance to (re)establish a nuance in definition for the wording, implicitly freeing the country from being obligated. I dont believe what i just said, but its a good story that would suit House of Cards..

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  56. I watched the live coverage by weweedmaniii · · Score: 1

    I'm really not surprised. I watched this live (I live in Europe) with a terrible translator for CNN (Note to CNN: Fire him, I could use Google translate faster...) The last speaker was more worried about lunch than he was with the agreement....something like: it is very important that we all go to lunch we must go to lunch we will pass out the agreement while we are eating lunch but we must adjourn right now for lunch....some of that could have been the translator, but it was obvious that a meal break was more important than the agreement. Also listening to the other speakers, the French delegate actually said that we could stop global warning today by signing the agreement...another somehow worked "think of the children" into his remarks...I believe Mother Nature is going to do whatever the hell she wants with this planet, we are strictly riders here, one might as well stop the tides.

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  57. wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    japan is building 60 new coal plants. So is South Korea
    http://in.reuters.com/article/...

  58. Here you go. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  59. Wrong mr. smartypants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try googling Holocene Climate optimum. learn something.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    The Holocene Climate Optimum warm event consisted of increases of up to 4 C near the North Pole (in one study, winter warming of 3 to 9 C and summer of 2 to 6 C in northern central Siberia).[1] The northwest of Europe experienced warming, while there was cooling in the south.[2]

    He did not say the whole planet was warmer which is what your limited understanding is based on. temperatures changes varied by location. but the average changes were enormous.