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  1. Subscribe to the Sun... on Sun Tries Subscription Software Pricing · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sounds like a newspaper to me.

  2. Imagine a Beowulf cluster of /. tshirts! on New Slashdot T-Shirts On Sale Now · · Score: 0

    Oh, wait, that would be Defcon. =/

  3. Obligatory... on New Slashdot T-Shirts On Sale Now · · Score: -1

    I, for one, welcome our new flock of /. t-shirts.

  4. Yes! on Canada Immune From RIAA? · · Score: 0

    Now I can move to Canada and download as much music as I want without having real Mounties bust in my house and arrest me!

    But then again... being arrested by mounties sounds cool. :P

  5. Worst job in science... on Worst Jobs In Science · · Score: 0, Funny

    Would be the guy who tests to see if cloned bull semen was as viscous as normal bull semen.

    Either that or the guy who wipes Stephen Hawking's drool from his face.

  6. An IE Change!? on Microsoft Plans IE Changes Due to Plugin Patent · · Score: 5, Funny

    There hasn't been one of these since, like, '99?!

    WHOA!

  7. What the hell? on Products Seek Antiterrorism Certification · · Score: 0

    What IS going to be "antiterrorism" certified? Rocket launchers, knives, American Flags, God Bless America CDs, towel-burners....

  8. So... on Microscopy With A Film Scanner · · Score: 1, Funny

    does this mean I can now see Darl McBride's heart without an expensive microscope! Wheeee!

  9. And in Whoville they say... on RIAA Settles With 12-Year-Old Downloader · · Score: 2, Funny

    The RIAA's heart grew three sizes that day.

    And they made little Cindy-loo-Who pay only $2000 and apologize. Grinches, I tell ya.

  10. MORE RAM! on MRAM in 2004? · · Score: 0

    So I can keep all my expensive pir- er, rightfully purchased Photoshop clones open at once! No... 8gb wasn't enough...

  11. Hmm.... on Anniversary of the First Computer Bug · · Score: 0

    Could I spray a can of Raid on my RAID disks to eliminate bugs?

  12. Eh.... on Windows Cheaper When Studied by MSFT Analysts · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sometimes it's not a matter of "It's FREE!!!" but that it costs less to maintain/develop it because everyone is already familiar with Windows.

    That's not saying, though, that Windows is always cheaper or a better solution. With more development, Linux will become more well-known and easier to develop/use.

  13. Re:IBM? on Workplace Privacy - IBM Hot, Lilly Not · · Score: -1, Troll

    That's why they're gonnna fail. juslt like they did with os/2[.]

    Just like how you failed spelling class?

  14. IBM Privacy.... on Workplace Privacy - IBM Hot, Lilly Not · · Score: 0

    Maybe it's because everyone has their personal files they, um, look at at work under encrypted IBM security subsystems!

    Just don't forget your password, or for the especially rich IBM employees, burn your fingerprints off.

    Insert witty IBM/SCO comment here.

  15. Oh what a beautiful morning... on RIAA Sues 261 Major P2P Offenders · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well... this is going to be a fun morning for those 261 people.

    *Random guy turns on computer*

    You've got subpoena!

  16. Re:Often wondered this... on Spider Robinson And The State Of Science Fiction · · Score: 0

    God damnit... stupid italics tags. =>_o= Meh. Watch the pretty carma burrrrrn in a puff of blue smoke.

  17. Often wondered this... on Spider Robinson And The State Of Science Fiction · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I actually like sci-fi alot better when it, at least, slightly adheres to the laws of science. Stupid stuff like made-up elements and lasers that don't obey the laws of light do grate on my nerves.
    Recently watched the Cowboy Bebop movie, and I was actually surprised that it was almost 100% possible. I won't spoil the plot... but I finally was glad that I wasn't watching some dumb thing about "norpisum coated armored skeletons with GDH3829K-#7 laser blaster rifles that look like flamethrowers!"
    And if this is all irrelevant, it's because I didn't RTFA.
    Spellchecked with OOo!

  18. Crap... on Linux Distro For Linksys WRT54G · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was going to post "But Does it RUN LINUX!?" but then I RTFA. Grr....

  19. Proud day for you and your family! on Supersonic Flight Without The Sonic Boom · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wh00t! Now I can run outside and not have to worry about being blown through my house by a sonic boom! Now if we can just do something about those G5s...

  20. Opinion from a teenager... on Kids Kill, Victim Sues Game Maker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let me get an opinion in here from a soon-to-be 16 year old... Yeah, when I was NINE I got Quake. I bought Warcraft II with money I won from a coloring contest. I've played violent games my entire damn life, and yet I feel sympathy for hurt frogs I find in the back yard. I have no desire to go shoot people, and the times that I do feel that urge, it is because they hurt me and not because I fragged d00ds in Counter-Strike. This is insane. These kids have probably no father, live in a 2 story house by themselves, and have easy acess to anything they want. Their parent(s) aren't looking for signs of schizoid-like behavior or anything like that, and the moment the bomb explodes they just feel that someone besides them could be at fault. Maybe the kids were inspired by GTA, but who's to say they wouldn't have been inspired by something else? Everything is information, and to blame a violent crime on flashing bits is farcical. These kids are disturbed and they were long before GTA came along.