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Workplace Privacy - IBM Hot, Lilly Not

Brahmastra writes "Reuters has posted an article about the best and worst companies for workplace privacy, passing on information from the forthcoming issue of Wired Magazine, and IBM comes out on top. How does your workplace compare?" According to the summary, Eli Lilly was rated "the most notorious Big Brother boss", after "...its invasive background checks of workers after Sept. 11, 2001, some of which led to dismissals."

393 comments

  1. Just fine by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Funny
    How does your workplace compare?

    My employer is pretty good when it comes to workplace privacy and freedom. Afterall, they don't seem to mind me reading Slas

    1. Re:Just fine by Frymaster · · Score: 2, Interesting
      the problem is that privacy invasions tend to act virally, espescially in the software biz. if your company is doing contract work or writing software for a company that believes in background checks, drug test &c. there's a good chance you will be subjected to these invasions in order to get/keep the contract. then if you go to subcontract some work, that company will probably have to submit to the requirements of the original client.

      now, having said that, my company is very good about protecting my personal info. i'm not allowed in the united states (which means i get to miss all the inlaws' family reunions... thank you gw bush!) and would probably fail most security screenings - and yet, no one here really seems to care. well, aside from the gossip that is.

    2. Re:Just fine by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      just out of curiosity what law did bush pass that keeps you out of the USA and why does it keep you out ?

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    3. Re:Just fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Based on his website it seems that he's in Canada, if he gets the latest National Geographic there's a story on unmanned borders between US and Canada. Should be easy enough to make the reunions with a little effort.

    4. Re:Just fine by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Probably just some new border crap that makes it easier to get banned. Canada does it too, I just think they haven't boosted the sensitivity recently. A friend of mine got banned from Quebec for awhile for trying to cross with a bong in his trunk.

    5. Re:Just fine by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Hit submit instead of preview...

      He also might have tried to cross to go to a protest. That gets you banned like a motherfucker.

    6. Re:Just fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      just out of curiosity what law did bush pass that keeps you out of the USA and why does it keep you out ?

      No law needed. All Shrub needed to do was whip up the kind of hysteria that allows airlines to kick John Gilmore off their planes for refusing to remove his one inch diameter button reading "suspected terrorist".

    7. Re:Just fine by jafuser · · Score: 1

      It's a shame we don't have an equivalent these days to the "NO CARRIER" message =)

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  2. IBM Privacy.... by Kedisar · · Score: 0

    Maybe it's because everyone has their personal files they, um, look at at work under encrypted IBM security subsystems!

    Just don't forget your password, or for the especially rich IBM employees, burn your fingerprints off.

    Insert witty IBM/SCO comment here.

    1. Re:IBM Privacy.... by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new rulers from IBM....

    2. Re:IBM Privacy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why was this modded up? This guy didn't even get the phrase right. The correst phrase is: "I, for one, welcome our new IBM overlords." This is usually accompanied by a witty (sometimes non-witty) second sentence. Not this guy! Why bother posting this drivel if you can't even make it *slightly* original.

    3. Re:IBM Privacy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This makes no sense. The *summary* states that IBM is one of the less invasive (read: overlord-like) companies. Come on, RTFS (Read the f*cking summary).

    4. Re:IBM Privacy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correst phrase is: "I, for one, welcome our new IBM overlords."

      I think in this case "our big blue overlords" would be acceptable.

    5. Re:IBM Privacy.... by hplasm · · Score: 1
      No, he's right. I have one of the new IBM rulers here, and it's very welcome.

      It has furlongs and rods/poles & perch on one side, and nanometers on the other. Its great for those pesky metric conversions. Truly an International Business Machine

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  3. No privacy at work by Hayzeus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Still can't masturbate in the privacy of my cube without someone complaining to HR. The terrorists have already won...

    1. Re:No privacy at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm happy to report that there is still privacy at home which may facilitate your requirements...

    2. Re:No privacy at work by Ignis+Flatus · · Score: 1

      Have your orgasm now!

    3. Re:No privacy at work by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1

      Still can't masturbate in the privacy of my cube without someone complaining to HR. The terrorists have already won...

      The keyboards! Won't someone think of the keyboards!!!

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    4. Re:No privacy at work by hplasm · · Score: 1
      My Mouse.

      It seems so..

      Sticky?

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  4. Lilly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    At least they're an equal opportunity privacy violator, as happy to spill the beans on their customers as their employees. People just have no respect for corporate consistency these days.

    1. Re:Lilly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Republican voter?

      "Doesn't need to think, because a party line does the thinking for me"?

    2. Re:Lilly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a poor explanation...They are probably more worried about industrial espionage. And industrial espionage is hardly anything thats new since 911. After 911 they, like many in the government, realized that the time was perfect to erode some civil liberties since everyone was scared into thinking it was necessecary.

    3. Re:Lilly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of a 120yr old Bin-laden, we will be blessed with a 120yr old Bush...thank god for term limits

    4. Re:Lilly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      No, it has to do with Lilly as a pain in the ass company. Read some of the other comments. They pay well but they're one of the worst places here in Indy to work for. If a headhunter calls to place me, I ask up front who it's for. If they stall, I state up front that I need to know. If it's Lilly, I thank them for their time, but let them know Lilly is on the block list. (the headhunters know me know this and are merely checking to see if I've changed my mind) I'm not the only one here in Indy with this attitude. And no, I'm not a 24-year-old script kiddie (I'm 41).

    5. Re:Lilly by Mr+Krinkle · · Score: 1

      While that is funny it overlooks one point. Some of the research they do might be in vacination against small-pox or other such agents. Do you guys want someone who is unstable and has a criminal record getting to have access to all sorts of nasty things (anthrax, etc) and being able to perhaps infect themself and then run around the local mall coughing on everyone/thing they see? While I know this may just be an excuse and it may have been firing there server admin for using pot in high school etc, etc, it is something that should be taken into account.

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    6. Re:Lilly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      osteoporosis, cancer, depression, schizophrenia and attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder
      Avoid? I thought he already had half of those!
    7. Re:Lilly by jimmy_dean · · Score: 1

      I've found quite the opposite actually for Lilly. I live in Indy too and both my brother-in-law and sister work for Lilly in the IT department. They love their jobs there. Also, everyone that I ask (who lives in Indiana for a while) who wants to do something related to what Lilly offers as jobs wants to work for Lilly. May I ask why you have this opinion?

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    8. Re:Lilly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't Indiana the state passing legislation to teach pi exactly as 3?

    9. Re:Lilly by Ezubaric · · Score: 2, Funny

      And no, I'm not a 24-year-old script kiddie (I'm 41).

      And we know there is a surging market for 41-year-old script geezers.

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    10. Re:Lilly by monkeyboy87 · · Score: 1

      Hint: Just go down to medical services and request a script for some Prozac. It'll help releive any tension you are feeling from all this extra scrutiny. Once you get "adjusted" you'll be fine...

    11. Re:Lilly by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Which justifies reasonable security measures. Arbitrary and extreme actions against your employees isn't going to help security one bit. Quite the opposite.

    12. Re:Lilly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's either the funniest thing I've read, or the scariest thing I've read.

      I'm not sure which, since your sig changes the meaning of the post.

      Oh well.

    13. Re:Lilly by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

      Or maybe managment is doing some of the drugs that they are producing...hence the paranoia.

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    14. Re:Lilly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Working in IT at Lilly is great if you have to live in India-no-place. Otherwise it's a good place to work for a couple years to get some experience and then get out of the cornfield.

  5. IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    and IBM is Big Blue Brother :)

    1. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually you have it ass-backwards. IBM is on-top as in they're the best when it comes to privacy.

      Good slashbot.

      Make sure you don't RTFA evar.

    2. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      As a newer employee of IBM, I can say... The "new" IBM and "old" IBM are very different. You'd be very surprised on how things are now. It is a very large company so the BS is there, but for the most part, it's not bad...

    3. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: I do work for IBM.

      Bullshit. There is no such policy.

    4. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actualy it doesn't say a penny. it spimply includes all money under the 'do not leave money laying around in the open or in your desk rule' it isn't enforced but covers them incase you leave your lunch money in the office or cubicle and it gets stolen.

    5. Re:IBM by stuckatwork · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As a former IBM employee, this is true, to a certain extent.

      They did expect all items to be locked in a drawer when you leave your desk (even for lunch), and there was a limit on personal photographs that could be placed on one's desk.

    6. Re:IBM by Chagatai · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Once upon a time I was a member of Club Blue, and I can say that their level of privacy was pretty good overall. Employee details such as SSNs were kept confidential, what you did on the web was ignored unless you did something completely dumb, and management tended to trust you so long as your job got done.

      But the levels of privacy made many things difficult and ultimately proved a factor in why I left. Information on salaries, expectations, and how you compared to others were confidential to the point where it was hard to tell where you were. The Personal Business Commitments (PBCs) program that would determine your variable pay (Read: bonus counted as your salary) was obfuscated and it was impossible to see the metrics behind the scores. Pay levels were discussed in closed rooms in whispered voices and it was verboten to speak of possible career advancing points. The thing that pushed me over the edge was learning that a college hire made more money than me even though my experienced dwarfed him (and I had graduated with a similar major).

      Ultimately yes, privacy at IBM was a good thing, but brought with it just as many evils.

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    7. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Former IBMer here as well.

      There was no limit of personal anything on our desks, though any confidential material did have to be secure if you were not there.

      Never heard anything regarding cash in our desks. Hell, the desktops were small enough to be carried and they weren't secured. Didn't expect anyone to break into my desk for $3.50 in change.

      The photo thing sounds like something your local management cooked up.

    8. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Different offices presumably had different rules over the eons at IBM.

      I started there in 1995, and the urine + drug + background check was quite extensive. Certainly worse than any small or medium company, but probably standard HR CYA for Fortune 500s.

      Also every facility was badged up the wazoo. As an employee, I couldn't walk into another IBM building without an escort.

    9. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if I was karma whoring, I wouldn't have posted anon.

      You may wish to read the security audit guidelines available on w3.ibm.com. This is a written policy.

    10. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> it isn't enforced but covers them incase

      It has been enforced in security audits with this nifty little notes they leave on your desk.

    11. Re:IBM by .nuno · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Another ex-Big Blue employee. I started out in Lotus though and was then assimilated by the borg corporation.

      In truth, they did not spy on us, but I had to open my laptop bag every day going in and out of the building so that security could check the serial number on it. And I had to secure my laptop on the table with a weird cable. And I couldn't/shouldn't work from home. And they wanted to take away my company car.

      So, I left...

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    12. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >My manager goes to great lengths to work with me and make sure I understand and am happy with where I am and where I am headed in IBM.

      Which IBM?

      That's the thing, isn't it? IBM is a cellular company. But you'd know that if you really worked there.

    13. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am an IBM Employee. If this were true today, I would be fired now, because my desk is as messy as hell.

    14. Re:IBM by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      Good reason too, because as a technician who sits in at least 10 people's cubes every day I can tell you it's unprofessional, wasteful, inefficient, and distracting to have an unkempt desk/work area.

      Some people have taste, and nobody bothers them when they install a blue gel on their lamp and put up a blow-up shark and octopus on the wall, but Aunt Mae with tattered pictures of all 30 of her grandkids on the wall shouldn't be allowed to get away with it.

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    15. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I no longer work for IBM either. Several of my old co-workers requested that I send any personal correspondence to their home addresses, giving the impression that they are forbidden from using their IBM accounts for personal mail.

    16. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I left over many of the same things. When stock options began to be handed out, it was super-secret. (Even people's 1st- and 2nd-line managers would not know who had them.)

      I recall they used to make a big deal that if you were a good performer at job level X, you might be making more than someone else in the next highest job level, because the salary ranges overlapped. In a moment of frankness, one manager admitted that the amount of overlap in those ranges was $10 (woo-hoo!).

    17. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Are you sure that wasn't $10/hr? I had a manager accidentally distribute a printout of the salary ranges for the various bands. The overlap was substantial up into the middle bands. It narrowed in the top three.

    18. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was a summer intern and I have to say that is true, I left Linux Cds on my mentors desk and got him a security violation. I felt bad for him, because I didn't get the reprimand he did.

    19. Re:IBM by Aussie · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. There is no such policy.
      Well, there was when I worked there, it was known as the "Clean desk policy" and it was enforced. I even busted my 4th line mgr :-).

    20. Re:IBM by trolman · · Score: 0

      I do work in RTP and in the field If you want to work at places like GAP or QVC or a Bank on behalf of another company then you have to submit to that customer' policy. It is their building and if you don't want to be subject then stay out like you did. It is not just IBM that allows this to happen.

    21. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish that could be said for the rest of the managers here. This company really has no idea what to do with someone who actually has talent. IBM tends to stuff you into the 'good ole boy' network, which makes it impossible to get ahead of all the (less competent) people that have been here longer. Can you say bureaucracyORAMA!?

    22. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny enough but GAP Inc. owns none of their stores. They are all leased from the owners, be they malls, large land developers, etc. Besides I DON'T CARE if that is their policy, I am a professional and expect to be treated as one. If they have a specific claim that they observed me taking merchandise and are willing to press charges for shoplifting then I will submit to the search, otherwise no farking way. I left retail years ago and will never have my dignity stripped so that some company can say they dropped their shrinkage 2%. If they don't feel they can trust me then they should never have let me enter their store.

  6. TROLL - mod down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Troll alert. "genital testing" in the last line.

  7. Go Big Blue! by Ikeya · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wow! IBM seems to really be doing well in a geek's eyes right now. They don't spy on employees...they are helping the Linux battle against SCO, not to mention helping further open source by contributing to Linux, eclipse, and others.
    Good job, IBM!

    ikeya

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    1. Re:Go Big Blue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, forget about the fact that they once sold equipment to the Nazi's. Go IBM!!!

    2. Re:Go Big Blue! by 11223 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So did a /lot/ of companies. It's been 58 years, and I doubt anybody who had anything to do with that decision is still working there.

    3. Re:Go Big Blue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      All part of the master plan. First we win your trust, then we ENSLAVE... woops, I mean enbiggen you.


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    4. Re:Go Big Blue! by Ralph+Yarro · · Score: 2, Funny

      They don't spy on employees...they are helping the Linux battle against SCO, not to mention helping further open source by contributing to Linux, eclipse, and others.

      It all adds up: while they're not watching what their employees are doing, their employees are contributing things to Linux that are getting them sued by SCO.

      Er... is what SCO might say...

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    5. Re:Go Big Blue! by glassesmonkey · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, I used to work at IBM.. and I am afraid of what that says about the rest of the corporate world.

      They don't have internet police (well they do have a proxy and you WILL be canned for visiting certain websites), but still I would think common sense applies to ALL internet activities at EVERY company. I think the difference with IBM is they are smarter about collecting employee info and activities and make it pretty non-obvious when they use it against employees. They are also smart about keeping turn over low in HR.

      They log *everything* and they just don't cite that info directly when laying people off, they just have en-masse layoffs every few years.

    6. Re:Go Big Blue! by jazman_777 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Wow! IBM seems to really be doing well in a geek's eyes right now.

      Don't get too excited. They failed to rule the world by force. Now they're trying to do it peacefully, by co-opting us geeks. It could only be done through Linux. Now we know who Linus was working for when he said "world domination."

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    7. Re:Go Big Blue! by zapp · · Score: 1, Informative

      yeah, and they're giving all those foreign people great 5k/yr programming jobs!

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    8. Re:Go Big Blue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say that as though there's something wrong with being a Nazi.

    9. Re:Go Big Blue! by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      They don't have internet police (well they do have a proxy and you WILL be canned for visiting certain websites)

      Note to self: don't visit www.sco.com if ever working at IBM...

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    10. Re:Go Big Blue! by Cyno · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hey, I bet the Nazi's were good customers and paid lots of money! Money is a good reason to sell anyone anything. Even WMDs. Never stopped ol' Uncle Sam.

    11. Re:Go Big Blue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes it's boring, then I switch to the allied team.

    12. Re:Go Big Blue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do we know IBM did well on the survey because the employees taking the survey were afraid of the consequences of telling the truth?

    13. Re:Go Big Blue! by Tower · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The internet proxy is now transparent, rather than specifically configured, and one very brief visit to certain sites will not get you canned, though I'm sure that heading back to the sites again and again will be a quick exit. Our area works on a lot of storage products, and just about everyone has not thinkingly typed t10.com instead of t10.org (which is "is the place to find more information about I/O Interfaces, especially SCSI, SCSI-2, and SCSI-3 including SPI-2 (Fast-40 or Ultra2 SCSI), Low Voltage Differential (LVD), SPI-3 (Ultra3 SCSI or Ultra160), SPI-4 (Ultra320), SPI-5 (Ultra640), Serial Attached SCSI (SAS), and much more. There are also pointers here to other web sites on Fibre Channel, ATA (IDE), and ATAPI.")

      Things are very definitely logged - just a year or two ago anyone could pull up the list of top ten IPs in terms of bytes transferred at our site (by day or week). Being on that list a few times might trigger a quick look at the sites... pdfs of business related material (specs, IETF drafts) good, whitehouse.com bad.

      HR is more Fidelity than IBM these days...

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    14. Re:Go Big Blue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM used to support the nazis.

      Consider this a long overdue
      and grossly inadequate atonement.

    15. Re:Go Big Blue! by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Don't get too excited. They failed to rule the world by force. Now they're trying to do it peacefully, by co-opting us geeks. It could only be done through Linux. Now we know who Linus was working for when he said "world domination."

      Actually, it's good reason to get excited.
      Go to a Bird Sacntuary. Think to yourself, "World Domination". Repeat.
      Rule. Control. It's not really what you want. You have to give up far too much.
      I've seen no indication that IBM is co-opting anybody, certainly not "us geeks".
      Linux seems to me like a triumph of anarchy. It does not need to be controlled. If Linux does wind up in a state of "World Domination", I am not in the slightest concerned. (Plenty of room in that "World Domination" for *BSD and a lot of other things;)

    16. Re:Go Big Blue! by Halo- · · Score: 3, Informative

      I completely, totally, and utterly disagree with the above. I work at IBM now, and I can promise you there are very firm policies in place about not monitoring employee activities without a good cause and serious management oversight.

      If you do something obviously stupid, and people see and complain, you will get looked at. But remember, if someone is doing something like looking a p0rn at work and the workplace doesn't take action, then the employer becomes liable for creating a "hostile" workplace.

      Contrary to a lot of public percerption, IBM is very liberal. The phrases "open-door policy" and "an equal day's work for an equal day's pay" both were coined by Watson. We've recognized same-sex unions for years, had company anti-discrimation policies long before it was the expected thing to do. I know I sound like a raving fanboy, and I'll be the first to admit that IBM also has its share of large company bureaucratic BS, but the important things which make my job pleasant on a human level are always done well.

  8. IBM by devphaeton · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course IBM comes out on top, as far as privacy goes. I've never worked there, but all the stories i hear about IBM gives me the impression that they are stuffy, overly structured, and overprofessional... Kinda like the IRS or the CIA.

    Especially thier legal department. You just don't fuck with IBM....

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  9. IBM? by Atario · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Remember when IBM was The Man? Not as in "You The Man", but as in "You've sold out to The Man, man!" The Evil Empire? Big, corporate, bad guys? Now, they love Linux, they don't snoop on employees, they fight SCO-style crap, and so on? When did they get all nice-nice?

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    1. Re:IBM? by questamor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Must have been when Apple snuck up on us and became all geek cool. I think I missed that announcement and suddenly it's all powerbooks and ibooks around me.

      Where's mine dammit?

    2. Re:IBM? by Kelz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      After M$ gave 'em a big fat business bitch-slap.

    3. Re:IBM? by TCM · · Score: 5, Funny

      When did they get all nice-nice?

      They didn't. Everyone else got bad-bad.

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    4. Re:IBM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why they're gonnna fail. juslt like they did with os/2

    5. Re:IBM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of the 3 "me so funny" replies, this one was best. I give you a "+6, Eexxxellent" on the Anonymous Coward scale of Eexxxellence.

    6. Re:IBM? by SpamJunkie · · Score: 1

      I don't know how they did it, but be sure Microsoft was watching. Expect MS to follow suit and also become a wise old company everyone trusts.

    7. Re:IBM? by orkysoft · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't be so hard on the poor AC. He actually has an account, but he's unable to log in because he can't spell his password right!

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    8. Re:IBM? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 3, Informative

      Remember when IBM was The Man? Not as in "You The Man", but as in "You've sold out to The Man, man!" The Evil Empire? Big, corporate, bad guys? Now, they love Linux, they don't snoop on employees, they fight SCO-style crap, and so on? When did they get all nice-nice?

      It was either that or die, as I recall. They didn't have the greatest of times in the dot-boom.

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    9. Re:IBM? by El_Ge_Ex · · Score: 1

      When did they get all nice-nice?

      When all their good employees started taking their chances with the dot-coms instead.

      Even after the crash... :-P

      Basically, IBM _used_ to be a hardware company. They made everything, sold it to you. Then you were on your own. Then one day, they began offering extended service plans as optional (extra). People began buying them, for their new equipment as well as their old. At least, it made some modest money. After a couple of years though, it had risen to their most profitable section of the company. IBM was no longer a Hardware company. It was a services company that sells hardware.

      This would later grow into areas such as Java, Linux, and other e-business as IBM realized what services they could sell to customers.

      The Programming Gods looked upon IBM and smiled. Until off to the West from the mountains dark clouds began to approach, but that is another story, for another time.

      -B

    10. Re:IBM? by swillden · · Score: 1

      It was either that or die, as I recall. They didn't have the greatest of times in the dot-boom.

      Actually, IBM was booming along with the rest, although at a slower pace (as you'd expect from a blue chip). You're right about the "either that or die", but that was a few years before the boom; IBM had recovered and was growing nicely by the time the boom hit.

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    11. Re:IBM? by doorbot.com · · Score: 1

      It was either that or die, as I recall. They didn't have the greatest of times in the dot-boom.

      It may not have been the sex-crazed parties at Enron, but IBM survived the dot-boom, which is more than can be said for many companies (startups or otherwise).

      If you read some of the IBM annual reports after the dot-boom, IBM claimed that they were suprised their stock was so low, as they were doing as well, if not better, than years prior. They also announced large stock buybacks. Clearly, the market was depressed (or is that "recessed") and so were the stock prices, but was the low stock price due to business woes at IBM?

    12. Re:IBM? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Actually, IBM was booming along with the rest, although at a slower pace (as you'd expect from a blue chip). You're right about the "either that or die", but that was a few years before the boom; IBM had recovered and was growing nicely by the time the boom hit.

      Actually, it was during the boom that IBM had to lay off a bunch of people, and cut pension plans and benefits and so forth. My mother-in-law works there, and she was upset at what IBM was doing to her. Of course, she didn't have any idea that they were doing what they needed to survive at that point, and she's damn lucky to still have a job with them, considering she doesn't produce anything. She's a tech writer.

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    13. Re:IBM? by Galvatron · · Score: 1
      Well, part of the problem with IBM's stock price is that they'd been accused of creative accounting (though not fraudulent, simply creative) even before Enron. After Enron, people started worrying about what else they DIDN'T know about IBM's accounting.

      Remember, first and foremost, annual reports are advertising brouchures for the stock.

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    14. Re:IBM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      you said... "hard on"

    15. Re:IBM? by swillden · · Score: 2, Informative

      Different parts of IBM, maybe? I joined IBM in 97, so I was there through most of the boom. In IBM Global Services we had tons of work and couldn't get enough people (at one time there was a $5000 reward for employees who got their buddies to come to work for IBM). Meanwhile the stock price was going up, up, up (from ~$30 in 97 to ~$130 in mid 2000). It even split once. I think that was in 98.

      The pension plan change did happen during the boom, but that change wasn't made so much to cut benefits and save money as it was to make it more attractive to dot-com era employees. The new plan pays less than the old one, but the money is portable, so someone who doesn't plan to make a career out of IBM will still see some value from it. IBM was having a hard time attracting talent during the boom, and realized that the pension plan as it was didn't mean anything to employees who planned to change companies every few years. As it turns out, the new plan will probably save IBM a lot of money because it pays less to long-term employees than the old plan, and the crash has meant that short-timers aren't leaving and taking their money with them (in the current environment, if you've got a good job, you keep it). Of course, the net effect on the company depends on the outcome of the class action suit.

      As far as layoffs go, I know the *major* layoffs were in late 2000/early 2001, after the bust. I'm sure about that because I remember which project I was working on at the time, and I just looked back at the timestamps on some of my project files. There may have been some smaller layoffs earlier, during the boom, but they weren't big enough to get my attention.

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    16. Re:IBM? by Ybrog · · Score: 1

      Actually, IBM was still hiring quite a bit through 2000, and early 2001. It slowed down and a few divisions were sold off, but the big layoffs didn't come until about April 2002.

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    17. Re:IBM? by swillden · · Score: 1

      You are correct. I was confusing the two rounds of significant layoffs, and remembering where I was when my manager called me about the first "involuntary reduction in force". I remember it quite vividly because she was really stupid about how she did it. She said something like "I'm sure you've heard that we're going through an involuntary reduction in force, and I'm afraid several resources in our department have been affected... (three second pause, during which my heart stopped beating)... and I'm calling to assure you that you're not on the list of employees who may be considered." Yeah, really reassuring. Getting laid off isn't the end of the world (been there, done that, came out smelling like a rose), but it definitely sucks.

      That was when IBM laid off 8,000 employees, in the beginning of 2001 -- and yes, we were still hiring the whole time. I remember interviewing new candidates just after hearing that one of my colleagues was getting the axe. Bizarre. In fairness to the management, however, I will say that during that first round it was pretty much all deadwood that got chopped, unlike the second round.

      It was in 2002 when the second and larger (nearly 16,000 people) round of layoffs hit, and it came shortly after the hard freeze on hiring (which has thawed somewhat, but is still in place).

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    18. Re:IBM? by wtansill · · Score: 1

      They haven't. Try reading about their battle to switch to a cash-balance pension plan which just coincidentally happens to discriminate against older employees. You know, the ones who sued them and won for age discrimination?

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    19. Re:IBM? by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      well, right now we're getting outsourced to ibm and suddenly everyone's being replaced by kids on 8UKP an hour who are nearly 60% as good as the people they replace

    20. Re:IBM? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      "That was when IBM laid off 8,000 employees, in the beginning of 2001 -- and yes, we were still hiring the whole time. I remember interviewing new candidates just after hearing that one of my colleagues was getting the axe. Bizarre. In fairness to the management, however, I will say that during that first round it was pretty much all deadwood that got chopped, unlike the second round. "

      Note that "dead wood" does not always mean a bad employee - It could also mean they were unfortunate enough to be working for a business unit that wasn't doing so well.

      A previous posted mentioned that Global Services (Essentially IBM Consulting) couldn't hire people fast enough and was doing extremely well. The flipside of this is that other parts of IBM were not doing so well. (*coughcoughDeathstarscoughcough*)

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  10. Re:More Slashdot Relevance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out then, trolli-boy.

  11. IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Disclaimer: I no longer, but once did work for Big Blue

    Of course they can't spy on you, you are't allowed to do anything. FACT: Leaving a single penny (or any change) in your desk at IBM is considered a security violation because someone seeing it may make them want to steal it, and they wish to keep an honest person honest.

  12. opt out by CGP314 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    while Ford and Sears were praised for voluntarily signing on with stringent data-protection laws in Europe and California.

    How can you voluntarily sign on to a law? Does that imply I can opt out of the laws I don't like?

    1. Re:opt out by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ford and Sears aren't based in California or Europe, but have decided to use their data-protection laws as a model, even though they don't have to and could be much bigger wangs if they wanted.

      Frankly, I'm not surprised a major drug company scrutinizes it's employees more closely than Sears does.

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    2. Re:opt out by Servo · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you there... I don't see background checks and employment screenings as offensive considering the nature of their products.

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    3. Re:opt out by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2, Funny
      Does that imply I can opt out of the laws I don't like?

      My vote is for the Law of Gravity. No! Wait...Conservation of Energy... mmmmmmm perpetual motion...No Wait! Inertia! Yea!

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    4. Re:opt out by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 1
      Does that imply I can opt out of the laws I don't like?
      Yes. I have personally opted out of the laws of thermodynamics.
    5. Re:opt out by Houn · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this is relevent because Sears is based in Chicago, IL and Ford Motors is based in Dearborn, MI. So it would be significant if these companies were fully adhearing to laws that they may not be subject to at all of their various locations.

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    6. Re:opt out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I guess you haven't been following the debate over Europe's privacy protection laws. The Bush administration want our companies to be able to opt out. Seriously. They want a set of weaker alternative rules for American companies doing business in Europe. I haven't heard much recently, but I think they got them.

      I didn't know Canada had similar laws.

    7. Re:opt out by MKalus · · Score: 1
      How can you voluntarily sign on to a law? Does that imply I can opt out of the laws I don't like?


      If you're a Canadian province you can.
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    8. Re:opt out by puppetluva · · Score: 1

      How can you voluntarily sign on to a law? Does that imply I can opt out of the laws I don't like?


      . . . only if you are Microsoft.

      Actually, I think that antitrust law is "opt-in" for them.

    9. Re:opt out by Exiler · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, someplace at the same latitude...

      **Splat** Holy crapshoots batman! What was that?!

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    10. Re:opt out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How can you voluntarily sign on to a law? Does that imply I can opt out of the laws I don't like?

      Yeah. I do it on a daily basis.

    11. Re:opt out by boogy+nightmare · · Score: 1

      As you should know

      'Ford and Sears were praised for voluntarily signing on with stringent data-protection laws in Europe and California.'

      If you are an employer in the UK and you want to hold data there is nothing voluntary about it, if you are not part of the data protection act you may not hold information of any type on your personel. I work for an american company in the UK and they have a massive entry in the UK register for data retention. For the pitiful sum of 10 quid (max) i am allowed to get any information held on me by anyone, council, police, work cctv camera in stores. Its fun.....

      S

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  13. Any criticism automatically a Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh come on, and crit of SD editorial policy, automatically a Troll? In SOVIET RUSSIA, Trolls Mod YOU down!

  14. Publishing Vaporware by geoffeg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So let's see.. This is an article about an article about an article that hasn't been published yet? Awesome.. Let's create news articles by playing that old game of Telephone! Oh wait.. I think that's how the media works in the first place...

    So.. This is a comment about a comment about an articl.. Oh forget it..

    Geoffeg

    1. Re:Publishing Vaporware by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      and this is a comment about a comment about an article on an article that hasn't been written yet.

    2. Re:Publishing Vaporware by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      "It isn't a dupe--that other Slashdot story was just a preview."

    3. Re:Publishing Vaporware by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      So let's see.. This is an article about an article about an article that hasn't been published yet? Awesome..

      No kidding. After checking all the links, all I came up with was SCO news and Darl (Rawhide) McBride practicing horticulture and his Dirty Harry imitation at the same time. Shooting penguins indeed. Feeling lucky Darl?

  15. Man by Sevn · · Score: 0, Funny

    Those Eli Lilly people sound like TERRORISTS!!!!! We should probably lock them up for a few months with no trial or phonecalls then threaten them with evil shit until they admit they are!

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  16. Re:Here's the text for non-members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    its 2001 attempt to fight workers' compensation claims with genital testing.

    I've been afraid of this. The proliferation of penis enlargement spam, and thus penis enlargement "natural herbal methods" has given companies an excuse not to pay up on health insurance claims. If you measure 3" longer than you should (to say nothing of breadth and vigor), you've obviously been popping the pills, and since the side effects are unknown, your claim is nullified. It's the new urine test, only you don't even need a glass of water.

    Either that or the parent poster is less Informative than the moderators suspect.

  17. Eli Lilly the worst by far... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even the images on their homepage were snapped by CCTV...

  18. Is Reuters trying to pump up Wired sales? by civilengineer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article has just 8 companies listed. That means anyone seeking further info has to buy the wired magazine. I'm already subscribing to Wired, so I don't mind, but what about people who don't.Well, maybe they will get it off Wired's website.

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    1. Re:Is Reuters trying to pump up Wired sales? by Dusty+Bottoms · · Score: 1

      I don't have my copy of Wired at the office with me, but I think they may have only listed eight in the magazine as well.

      It's quite far from a definitive list. This doesn't prove that IBM is the best and Eli Lilly is the worst; it's just that IBM did the single best thing to protect the privacy of employees and Eli Lilly did the single worst thing. They probably didn't do a real formal survey, either...just tallyed up the privacy stories that they could find with a Google News search.

    2. Re:Is Reuters trying to pump up Wired sales? by BrynM · · Score: 2
      It'll be available on the Wired site when the issue actually comes out. They've been pretty good about that.

      The main reason I have a subscription is that dragging my monitor, keyboard and mouse into the bathroom was getting old :)

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    3. Re:Is Reuters trying to pump up Wired sales? by imaginate · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I used to use my roomate's copy of Wired for that too.

      It's a little abrasive though, so I'm glad I can now afford TP.

    4. Re:Is Reuters trying to pump up Wired sales? by BrynM · · Score: 1

      Tear out the 100 or so subscription inserts first and it's much better :)

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    5. Re:Is Reuters trying to pump up Wired sales? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      spend a fucking dime, you penniless militant "information wants to be free" hippies.

  19. I expect no privacy at work. by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In the work place, I expect to have all my correspondence, activity, anything that crosses their network to, at least, be open to scrutiny.

    Honestly, my time at work is for working. I know that's not a popular view with some, but it really comes down to asking yourself what you use your time for.

    If you're comfortable with your boss knowing what sites you're looking at and he's comfortable with you looking at them, then there's no problem.

    But to *expect* privacy I think is assuming you have a different relationship with your boss/company than you do: they're paying you to be there and do a job, and whatever means they take to ensure they're getting their money's worth is reasonable.

    With all that said... I did post this from work. ;)

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    1. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by dunston1212 · · Score: 0

      Honestly, my time at work is for working.

      Let me guess...you are posting on Slashdot from work???

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    2. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by Ophidian+P.+Jones · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let me guess...you are posting on Slashdot from work???

      Well, let's see. I know on Slashdot we don't read articles, but do we at least read comments we are replying to?

      With all that said... I did post this from work. ;)

      Ladies and gentlemen, we have our answer!

    3. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by geekoid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      what if they want to look into your wallet? is that ok?

      look I work, my time at work is for work, but there should be a level of privacy, even at work.

      I think it is reasonable for the work place to relize you have a life outside of work, and sometimes the to cross.

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    4. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With all that said... I did post this from work. ;) Okay, everyone except Wiggins is fired.

    5. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by Frostalicious · · Score: 1

      In the work place, I expect to have all my correspondence, activity, anything that crosses their network to, at least, be open to scrutiny...to *expect* privacy I think is assuming you have a different relationship with your boss/company than you do

      OK and what about invasive background checks, and requiring doctors to disclose medical records of employees. You know, the stuff the article talks about? There is a line which can be crossed.

    6. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 0, Troll

      I think it is reasonable for the work place to relize you have a life outside of work, and sometimes the to cross.

      That's a huge gay area. I mean, grey area. You see, the problem is that some people use their out-of-work activities to bomb federal buildings, hijack airplanes, and so forth. Others just do unimportant things like smoke CRACK. Heh. Some of us do harmless things, but look like we're criminals (i'm a family man, really!).

      Anyway, if IBM failed to identify one of their workers as being a terrorist, and then that worker blew up the building he worked in, IBM would be out a big chunk of change. They'd have a lot of dead employees on their hands, and a BIG PR disaster. But the trick is: How do you identify someone's a *insert unacceptable social behavior here*? More importantly, if someone is gay does it really impact the company all that much?

      Sorry about the gay comments, I've been watching a bit of Python lately....

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    7. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I once had a coworker that acted like a hippy. The boss suspected her of being a stoner. So he'd surreptitiously search the girl's backpack when she was on her lunch break. Our boss definitely never told us he was going to search our personal belongings, although it never occured to us that we should ask.

      While I'd certainly say that the boss could make such searches a requirement of employment (or drug tests, for that matter), doing so secretly and without warning is immoral. Dunno about the legality.

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    8. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by Samurai+Cat! · · Score: 1

      what if they want to look into your wallet? is that ok?

      You're not using your wallet to surf porn on the 'net, are you? Unless you're plugging in a credit card #...

      Slight difference between your use of your personal property (wallet) and your use of THEIR property (computer).

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    9. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about if your employer regularly searches the county business records and compares to employees' names?

      Why can't an employer use an employee's company record and annual appraisal as a measure of their value? An award-winning employee who consistently out performs their cow-orkers isn't any more free from the prying eyes of the boss' boss than a slacker who does just enough work to get by.

      In other words, don't give them a reason to start looking either by being too good or too bad and use someone else' name to start a business no matter how unrelated you may think it is. Yes, even if you are just hosting a friend's band's web page on your home server and you work for a printer company.

    10. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "They're paying you to be there and do a job, and whatever means they take to ensure they're getting their money's worth is reasonable."

      WHATEVER means? Even unreasonable ones?

      Check this out. It should be obvious that you're getting work done WITHOUT resorting to snooping. Any job should be set up in such a way that it is easily apparent whether or not you are making progress.

      CASE 1: You are getting your work done.
      Then they have no reason to snoop!

      CASE 2: You are not getting your work done.
      Then they can fire you. Still no reason to snoop.

      They pay me to do a job. They are not entitled to know if I call my wife to work out marital problems. As long as I am getting my work done, it shouldn't matter that I make goatse.cx flash animations part of the day for my own amusement. And if I'm not getting the job done, it doesn't matter that all the sites I look at are "kosher".

      What you are proposing is that the boss should be able to monitor your life to determine if you are "distasteful".

      From a strictly capitalist, bottom-line viewpoint, this is irrelevant! Firing a productive worker because you don't like homos is antithetical to the quest for the almighty buck. If your server room is a 24-7 gay pride parade but you have 10 nines of uptime, you wanna replace that with MSCEs in pinstripes?

    11. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by Cyno · · Score: 1

      I use my time for living. This is, afterall, the only life I get.

    12. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if she WAS a hippy? Either she was doing her job or she wasn't. If she's doing her job, then he was just looking for dirt. What an asshole.

      If she wasn't doing her job, he can fire her. Looking through her personal belongings is highly invasive. What an asshole.

    13. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by reallocate · · Score: 1

      >> Slight difference between your use of your personal property (wallet) and your use of THEIR property (computer).

      Crucial distinction. Whether or not you spend your time at work staring out the window is not a privacy issue. It's a performance issue. It's easy for people who've been goofing off to start yelling about privacy.

      But, what you do with the boss's property is the legitimate business of the boss. As long as the boss is up front about what's going on, I don't have any heartburn with monitoring.I might not like it, but it's my option to stay there.

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    14. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by dirk · · Score: 1

      look I work, my time at work is for work, but there should be a level of privacy, even at work.
      I think it is reasonable for the work place to relize you have a life outside of work, and sometimes the to cross.


      While I tend to agree with you in theory, you should have no expectation of privacy at work. Your employer shouldn't read through every email you send, but they certainly should have the ability to do so in needed. If they have a reason to check your email (if they think you are emailing company secrets for instance) then they certainly should be able to read your email and make sure you aren't doing it. A good privacy policy for a company involves them being able to view everything, and viewing nothing unless there is a problem.

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    15. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by joel8x · · Score: 1

      I agree that your time at work is for working, until you have spent so much time there that you are not living. If I'm going to be working 12 hour days, at least an hour of that time is going to be spent reading the news, emailing or IMing friends, talking to my wife, going outside for a miute to get some air. After 8 hours, your cutting into my time, and you can't expect me to give up my life completely. Life happens, and If I want to see how my daughter's day at school went, than I shouldn't have to worry about my personal phone call being scrutinized by a bad manager.

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    16. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by Valluvan · · Score: 1

      I've harped this dossinant chord elsewhere. I will do so here too. Within company should be company's work. Outside company should be no company work then. If I learn a mind-blowing algorithm outside the company that may save millions if used within the company, should I use it? Or because I learnt it outside on my own time that the company is not paying for, should I desist from using it?
      I dunno about other industries, but for software, company time, personal time are all just plain dumb way of looking at things. I am not defining anything here so don't look for one. I am just pointing out the way our workplace and work ethos are structured seems out of place and irrelevant.

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    17. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by redhog · · Score: 1

      My employer should only be concerned with that I produce what I'm supposed to produce, and that I do not disturb or make my collegues uppset, and my boss does just that and nothing more. If I read /., he doesn't check that, as long as the hack is ready on friday. And if I did watch pr0n, I think he wouldn't care much as long as none of my collegues would see it (and feel bad about it) (however, if any of them did feel bad about it, I would be pretty much fried :)

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    18. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      they're paying you to be there and do a job, and whatever means they take to ensure they're getting their money's worth is reasonable.

      Fucking tool of the overlords.

    19. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If I learn a mind-blowing algorithm outside the company that may save millions if used within the company, should I use it? Or because I learnt it outside on my own time that the company is not paying for, should I desist from using it?

      If you work for IBM (or many other outfits), you signed away your rights to anything you discover during your term of employment. When I worked there, before being hired, you listed prior work to which you wished to retain rights. Anything not on that list belonged to IBM.

    20. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by calethix · · Score: 1

      What if your doctor gets some important test results back and calls you at work to tell you. Is it ok for your employer to listen in on the conversation?

      It seems to me that my boss should worry more about whether I'm getting my work done than if I'm reading slashdot.

    21. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Work is for working. Fine. I wish like fuck they'd give us something to do. We have a code lockdown, have had for 3 months, while they (upstairs bosses) decide what new platform of the month to go with.

      There is a limit to how many times you can refactor and document your code.

      Sigh. Hearts, anyone?

    22. Re:I expect no privacy at work. by metamatic · · Score: 1

      I trust you will agree to a body cavity search? We wouldn't want you smuggling information out of the building... you know how small those USB keychain drives are...

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  20. Ironic [HIPAA] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ironic that a medical company would be at the bottom in preserving its employee's privacy... considering that the medical industry has so many dramatic and rediculously strict laws devoted solely to preserving at all costs the CONSUMER'S privacy, or at least the privacy of their records..

    1. Re:Ironic [HIPAA] by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Considering that some of their employees could have access to some real nasty shit (viruses and chemicals and whatnot), it makes sense they'd be more closely scrutinized than a guy in a cubicle at IBM, or a clerk at Sears.

      You know who's really invasive in the background checks? The NSA.

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    2. Re:Ironic [HIPAA] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know who's really invasive in the background checks?

      pound-me-in-the-ass federal prison?

    3. Re:Ironic [HIPAA] by cgranade · · Score: 1

      But then, that becomes an excuse for companies that deal in more dangerous commodities to treat their employees like shit. In reality, medical companies have some of the worst reputations for the way they treat both employees and clients. Hell, the clients don't have access to the same stuff, but are still mistreated.

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    4. Re:Ironic [HIPAA] by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      The NSA isn't a company though. I actually *expect* the to be extremely stringent with potential hires.

      Jaysyn

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    5. Re:Ironic [HIPAA] by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Considering that some of their employees could have access to some real nasty shit (viruses and chemicals and whatnot),

      I agree, they have reason to be concerned, and more companies should be. Many goverment agency employees and their contractors' employees were recently subjected to background checks.

      it makes sense they'd be more closely scrutinized than a guy in a cubicle at IBM . . .

      I don't agree with that. The coder in the IBM cubicle could very well have the keys (pardon the pun) to restricted databases with sensitive (or supposedly secret) information. There are too many IT companies that don't care who works on what, as long as they're cheap. What they don't realize is that the people who build the software know exactly how it works and are often called in to handle problems with real data and thereby given access to it (even if they didn't have access in the first place).

    6. Re:Ironic [HIPAA] by tarball_tinkerbell · · Score: 1

      So then what about other pharmaceutical companies? Don't they all handle the same sorts of "nasty shit"?

      A company is as good or bad as the people staffing it. Eli Lilly's top bosses suddenly suspected some of their employees might be terrorists - so why didn't Pfizer's??

  21. Lilly by The+Old+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny
    I think the explanation behind Eli Lilly's bad track recor is that they deal with a lot of research data and patient information from their testing of drugs.

    While it's esay for us to sit here and complain on them for invasive background checks of workers after Sept. 11 its not that easy for them to avoid getting decent workers that don't disclose their research to terrorists. For example if Bin-Laden got hold of all the research of Elly he might avoid getting diseases like osteoporosis, cancer, depression, schizophrenia and attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder. So actually its better that they check their future employees than Bin-Laden getting 120 yeras old.

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  22. My Former Employer... by sirgoran · · Score: 5, Interesting

    snoops peoples emails, record the websites they went to, monitor phone calls (incoming and outgoing) and watch how much time you spent in the bathroom and away from your desk. If she found out you were planning on quitting, she'd have tech image your drive so she could look for anything to sue you for.

    And that was if you were on the boss's good side.

    Glad to hear the bitch's company is on the verge of failing.

    It's one of the few companies I know that has a yahoo group made of former employees where you can go to vent your spleen without worrying about getting sued by your former boss.

    Goran

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    1. Re:My Former Employer... by theNote · · Score: 1

      Whats the yahoo group?
      Sounds like an entertaining read if you wouldn't mind posting the name.

    2. Re:My Former Employer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ever heard of a mailing list hosted @tired.com?

      All ex-Wired folks. :)

    3. Re:My Former Employer... by barzok · · Score: 1
      A bunch of people laid off by my current employer set up a yahoo group too. Wish I knew what it was, I'd really like to see what people are saying.

      No, not to rat them out. I want out of the company, I'm just hoping to do it on my own terms.

    4. Re:My Former Employer... by jedrek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And she has the resources to hire someone to look through all of that? Amazing...

    5. Re:My Former Employer... by sirgoran · · Score: 1

      Not really. The receptionist was one of her toadies that kept notes for her on the phone calls. The head of the tech department, burned all of the CD's with email and disk images for her to look through. And the other weasels that did her bidding (to keep their jobs) did the spying on the rest of the staff.

      From a company of over 120, in three years is now down to less than 10. 6 of the employees left are work visa chinese that are nothing more than indentured servants.

      Goran

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    6. Re:My Former Employer... by sirgoran · · Score: 1

      I would, but since it's a members only you wouldn't be able to get in. She's tried several times to get in herself, and was livid when she found out about the group. The tech manager has, as one of his duties, to scan through F*cked Company looking for any posts about her company.

      One of the most interesting stories was about a client presentation she and several others went to. She didn't have a laptop to use for the presentation so she sent a manager to Best Buy to buy two of them. After returning home from the trip, she had the manager rebox the laptops and return them with the excuse that "they didn't work out with what they needed."

      Also while trying to catch the plane, (she showed up 10 minutes before it was scheduled to leave) one of the employees trip and fell while running to the gate, twisting her ankle. The boss yelled to her to either get up and get on the plane or she could look for a new job.

      She was one cold and heartless bitch.

      Goran

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    7. Re:My Former Employer... by data1 · · Score: 1

      Holy crap!
      Sounds like she is getting what she deserves with her company "on the verge of failing" as you put it.
      Now about that yahoo group... ;-)

  23. Very lacking in detail by SCO+Linux · · Score: 2

    There's not much information provided by this link. It seems very lacking in detail. They take a couple of pot-shots at Eli Lilly and Wal-mart, but fail to provide any hard data to substantiate their claims of intrusive behavior. Not very fair, if you ask me. And not worth get worked up over. Anyway, employees are a major expense for most companies -- salaries, training, benefits, payroll taxes, etc. It seems to me that corporations have a right to know a great deal about their employees' private lives after investing all that money in them. I know I wouldn't want to invest in a company unless it disclosed information about its business and finances. I don't see why I shouldn't expect it to work the other way around -- companies need to know details about what sort of people they are employing in order to insure their money is being put to its best use.

    1. Re:Very lacking in detail by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It seems to me that corporations have a right to know a great deal about their employees' private lives after investing all that money in them.

      Um, no. All a company has to worry about is whether or not the person can do the job in a manner that meets company standards, and whether they'll be able to continue doing it for the long-term. You see, I agree that a company has a certain stake in their employees being criminals, but only because that means the employee may not be around long. He might instead be in prison. Yeah, you want to hire honest people, not thieves, typically. But just because I've spent a ton of money on someone I just hired does not give me the right to pry/meddle into his life.

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  24. Nothing beats working at my joint by esconsult1 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Linux desktops, Linux servers, Linux t-shirts, and bosses who like Linux.

    I did a stint at a big Wall Street company that will remain nameless, but they were pretty free-form. They made me seem as if I were working for a small company, but thrumming underneath it all was this behomoth.

    BUT -- despite the freedom in our dept, there were these poor slobs in the shirtsleeves who we knew could never ever tread off the path or righteousness, or the would be eternally damned.

  25. Karma by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

    Much like a troll who once spammed threads IBM is making headway in getting it's karma back in line.

    I applaud IBM these days for all it has done but don't forget what it was like back in the early days when IBM was that big evil co that invented the term FUD and tried to crush anything that even remotely threatened it.

    Keep it up IBM and you'll get that Karma Bonus and realize that having positive karma is a good thing.

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    1. Re:Karma by Firehawke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's amazing, isn't it? I can remember a time when Microsoft was the underdog against IBM.. times change, and I guess corporations do as well. I wonder if maybe we'll see Microsoft in this same change of attitude in twenty years..?

  26. Not Big, but still very Blue by fm6 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    IBM used to be the worst of the worst. Everybody had to wear white shirts with plain ties. (Everybody was a man, of course.) You had to go through a lot of weird bureaucracy to buy anything from them, even a typewriter part. Their management was famous for refusing to learn to use email. I don't know if they spied on their employees, but they certainly treated them paternalistically.

    Then their business model fell apart. No more near monopoly on computers. They couldn't even control the "IBM-compatible" market. They were in deep trouble, and somebody realized that their arrogant corporate culture was a big part of the problem. So they hired a new boss from outside the industry, and retooled everything, from the way people worked together to their overreliance on proprietary technology. Worked out well. That which does not kill you, yada yada.

    1. Re:Not Big, but still very Blue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess many of you are too young to remember IBM in the late 60's. Ever hear of a Xerox Sigma computer? It was faster, cheaper, and had cooler looking manuals. IBM made them go away- just the way they made the other ones go away. Yes, they were the Microsoft of their day. Good to see an impropvemenmt, even though they are downsizing like crazy.

  27. Pragmatism by mcrbids · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Companies are always searching for ways to squeeze more productivity out of their staff - I wonder if there's ever been any objective study to show that people *don't* work as effectively when they know they are amoebas under microscopic management.

    Or do they work harder, and quit earlier? What's the cost of replacement?

    It'd sure be nice if a well-funded and run study showed that being nice made people more productive... any studies at all?

    Anybody remember the campus of a software company that had free medical (via on-site doctor) child care, membership in a health club, free food (all you can eat) soccer games, and the like?

    I seem to remember seeing "60 Minutes" or something on this company - how they were able to improve productivity *and* morale by providing the extras on campus so that the people are just free to work...

    Anybody have a link? Can this method be brought to everyday, or is/was this a fluke based on uncommonly good market conditions for said company?

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    1. Re:Pragmatism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free? Really truly free? What have you been smoking?

    2. Re:Pragmatism by tandr · · Score: 1

      Is this what you looking for?

    3. Re:Pragmatism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SAS Institute perhaps

      http://www.graduatingengineer.com/companies/fun/ sa sinstitute.html

    4. Re:Pragmatism by automatix · · Score: 1

      Read Peopleware - its a great book, really well written, and deals with this issue in some depth, along with other management stuff focussing on the tech-development industry.

      Rob :)

    5. Re:Pragmatism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They won't quit earlier when their $60/hr job pays the mortage on the new house. High-stress jobs pay more.

    6. Re:Pragmatism by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1

      I wonder if there's ever been any objective study to show that people *don't* work as effectively when they know they are amoebas under microscopic management.

      I believe that study is called "History."

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  28. My personal time is for work as well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    at least that's what a lot of former employers thought. I work for a pretty cool company these days. However, it was just acquired, so we'll see.

    Seriously, if employers expect you to work 50-60 hours a week then they should also expect that there's a certain amount of personal business that is going to be transacted on company time.

  29. Bullshit. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    If it's in your desk, your desk is locked (By corporate decree) and there is no way to be tempted.

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    1. Re:Bullshit. by swillden · · Score: 1

      Depends on where you work. Certainly this isn't true if you're sitting at a mobility station.

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  30. Good Old Bin Laden by fm6 · · Score: 1

    Old Ossama is so useful. Need to fire a troublesome employee? Worried about embaressing facts slipping out? Just cite the Terrorist Threat and you can do what you want! If Bin Laden didn't exist, somebody would have to invent him. In my foil hat moments, I tend to suspect that somebody did.

    1. Re:Good Old Bin Laden by MKalus · · Score: 1

      Oh come on now. We all know that it was Osama, there is proof, they just can't show us because it would make the country less secure. You know we can trust them, they're the government.

      Speaking of trust, I have this really nice Star Destoryer here, I can't show it to you, but if you pay me One Billion I will give it to you, interrested?

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    2. Re:Good Old Bin Laden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Emanual Goldstien.

    3. Re:Good Old Bin Laden by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Whatever. My intent was not to propound yet another conspiracy theory, but rather to offer the "tough times require tough measures" nonsense the sarcasm it deserves.

    4. Re:Good Old Bin Laden by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Oops. Thanks for mention him. i love big brother! i love big brother!

  31. Heh. by FrostedWheat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reminds me of an old job, when one of the bosses tried to install a key-logger on my machine. It stored the key presses as a text file in C:\. Of course I noticed this (hard not to, it kept crashing) -- and being the evil person that I am, I replaced it with some imaginative ASCI art.

    I don't work there anymore.

    1. Re:Heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just curious, was that "imaginative ASCI art" by any chance from goatse.cx?

    2. Re:Heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The crashing may not directly have given away the logfile's location, but this keylogger was rather poorly designed if it seriously stored things in the root of the C drive. There aren't normally many files there and they tend to be small. It would be pretty easy to notice a continually growing file in such a silly location.

    3. Re:Heh. by FrostedWheat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yikes, having a bad day? Take a break, go for a walk or something! :)

      1) Yes, the keylogger really was that bad. My machine running "ACertainOS 98SE(TM)" was rather stable (and fast) up until it was installed.

      I agree, they are normally very simple programs. This one however was (is) quite bloated. It was trying to take snapshots of the desktop every few seconds and saving them as a JPEG (in C:\ also). It was called WinGuardian. Check it out sometime.

      2) When I discovered what caused the crashing (googled for the file that crashed, 'sysctrl.exe', found out it was a keylogger), I went looking. Wasn't hard to find.

      3) Oh c'mon, I'm allowed a few typos. :P

      Now take a deep breath, drink a nice glass of warm milk and get some sleep mate!

    4. Re:Heh. by FrostedWheat · · Score: 1

      Just curious, was that "imaginative ASCI art" by any chance from goatse.cx?

      Oh goodness no, I'm not *that* evil!!!

      Yet.

      (It was the two-finger gesture, with 'BITE ME' under it --- alright, it wasn't that imaginative)

    5. Re:Heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I switched over to Linux. There was no rule within the company that said not to use Linux. The bewildered look on support guys when they saw they had no way to invade my privacy (admin network share, hardware monitors were all windows based)... that was a lovely feeling.

  32. angry by KReilly · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would post a very angry reply, but I am posting this from work.

  33. Not surprising a pharmaceutical company ranked low by meanfriend · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I work in the parmaceutical research industry (cancer biochemistry) and it doesn't surprise me that a pharmaceutical company brings up the rear w.r.t. privacy concerns (specifically background checks)

    I'm in Canada and a friend got a job in the States for a big pharma a few years back. They did the whole background check and called up all his references etc... I assumed it was because he was Canadian trying to work in the US, but all this was before 9/11. I imagine it's gotten even more stringent since.

    One reason for the security is that big pharma have HUGE animal facilities for thier pre-clinical experiments. Not trying to start a flame war here, but it's part of the process that you test potential drugs on animals before you submit an application for a new drug for human trials (IND) to the FDA.

    It's quite normal to use thousands of rodents to develop a potential new drug. Not only efficacy, but parameters like maximum tolerated dosage, bioavailability of various formulations, biological half-life, clearance routes, metabolism, etc etc, all have to be characterized in animals before you even think about testing in humans. While appalling to some, it's part of the industry and just a small part of what it takes to get a drug onto the market.

    For some companies, the animal facilities are housed in their own massive buildings and secured like a military installation. They probably use hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of animals per year and would make prime targets for animal activists. Probably not a very enticing a target for terrorists, but background checks in this industry are nothing new.

    I work for a small company, and we dont do background checks, but during interviews we try and get a sense of a candidates interests and hobbies. Things like volunteering for PETA immediately raises serious red flags.

  34. Mine's great by PD · · Score: 3, Funny

    They kindly leave the firewall configured so I can SSH to my home machine and tunnel to my private proxy. Thanks boss!

    1. Re:Mine's great by MKalus · · Score: 1

      Yep, same here.

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    2. Re:Mine's great by phear_the_penguin · · Score: 1

      LOL, ya... but its surprisingly hard to block... without a *serious* firewall.

      Tools like Proxytunnel and Corkscrew allow you to use an HTTPS proxy server to connect to an ssh server running on port 443... so even most paranoid firewall configurations (no incomming, the only outgoing being http/https traffic, and even then through a proxy server) will allow you to connect to external ssh servers, and from there you can tunnel away.

    3. Re:Mine's great by PD · · Score: 1

      Yep, I run a sshd on port 443 as well as the default port, just for such an occasion. Only needed it once.

  35. Privacy is so good.... by zapp · · Score: 3, Funny

    because all their employees work in Singapore, India, Russia, etc.

    Pretty hard to walk buy and catch someone watchin porn when they're halfway around the world!

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  36. Having Worked at Lilly (Contract) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    They can be real PITAs...before 9/11 as well as after. And forget doing contract work and thinking about wanting to work there. The contractors have to walk almost 1/2 mile to get to the building. That's real fun in the rain. It gives a whole new meaning to "software whore". If you're careful, however, you can try to "make a break" for the visitors' garage, although before you even get your car into Park, they'll be at your door. Then you just have to hope they'll believe you when you claim to be a visitor.

    Walking around inside remindes me of when I did contract work for defense contracts - if you lose or cannot find your badge, stand in the middle of the hall and put your hands up in the air. Lilly's not quite that bad, but you get the impression that every time someone passes you, you're being scrutinized and everytime you're sitting at the keyboard, you almost get the feeling the keystroke manager "Lilly1984" is hard at work.

    1. Re:Having Worked at Lilly (Contract) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Walking around inside remindes me of when I did contract work for defense contracts - if you lose or cannot find your badge, stand in the middle of the hall and put your hands up in the air.

      Not very many of them, clearly.

      --Signed someone who works in defense contracts.

  37. Worker Privacy by evildogeye · · Score: 2, Interesting
    At my company, we give everyone the idea that they have complete privacy, but in reality every email/IM conversation is logged and read. This probably seems morally reprehensible, but given the sensitivity of our work, it is necessary. If an employee is up to no good, we need to know immediately.

    I used to work for a fortune 500 company that had a similar policy.

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    1. Re:Worker Privacy by acceleriter · · Score: 1
      What do you do when employees are tunneling? You can't really call them on it, because that would require admitting monitoring.

      For that matter, what happens when you catch an employee at something using the logs of emails or IMs? Once s/he tells colleagues, isn't your grand plan of clandestine monitoring sort of exposed?

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    2. Re:Worker Privacy by doormat · · Score: 1

      At my company, we give everyone the idea that they have complete privacy, but in reality every email/IM conversation is logged and read

      Thus I use trillian and SecureIM. Keeps those guys in IS/IT out of my business.

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    3. Re:Worker Privacy by evildogeye · · Score: 1
      Keyboard sniffers are in place on every computer. Also, our staff isn't the most tech savy bunch, so we don't really run into this issue.

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    4. Re:Worker Privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my company, we have a special security team that monitors all network traffic as well as the hidden cameras. We have a "special" room where suspects - I mean employees - are taken to "discuss" any suspicious activity.

      Last year, they started a new rule against bringing lunch from home, now we are required to eat from the vending machines, which only stock these funny little "food bars". They make me feel good.

    5. Re:Worker Privacy by Cederic · · Score: 1


      It is morally reprehensible. If you want to log and read all email/IM, go ahead and do so.

      DO NOT lie to your staff and tell them you don't.

      Arseholes.

  38. psychoanalysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i guess they didnt include the monthly pyschoanyalysis all ibm employees are required to go to. and some call scientology bad.

    1. Re:psychoanalysis by Gerdia · · Score: 1

      We at IBM have traded psychoanalysis for a delicate mix of antidepressants.

      We also have ambulances waiting on a hair trigger to wisk us to the emergency room for chest pain.

  39. George Bush, Sr. & Lilly by mr.henry · · Score: 5, Informative

    Not to troll or anything, but after Bush Sr. left the CIA in '77, he became director of Eli Lilly.

  40. what about.... by moosesocks · · Score: 1

    How about the US government?

    they certainly employ a large number of people.

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  41. God-punish by notcreative · · Score: 1

    Also, if they are looking at porn, their gods will punish them!

    1. Re:God-punish by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Because we all know the Christian Orthodox Church is polytheistic?

      What the fuck is up with Slashdot these days?

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    2. Re:God-punish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, the do have all those icons . . .

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  42. The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by FreeUser · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In the work place, I expect to have all my correspondence, activity, anything that crosses their network to, at least, be open to scrutiny.


    Then you expect to work for felons. Opening a piece of US Mail not addressed to you is a felony, whether the envelope is sitting in your private home mailbox or on your bosses desk. Even the worst libertarian excesses of the 1980s War on Drugs, as presided over by Edwin Meese never changed that particular aspect of the law. These excesses, which encouraged such nonsensical interpretations of property rights to include invading the privacy of anyone who happens to be on said property (taken to its logical conclusion, your employer should have the right to strip search you on "his" property), are in fact in opposition to 200+ years of statutory and common law in the United States.

    You have a reasonable expectation of privacy on your person (and, thankfully, our only somewhat brainwashed culture continues to agree...so your boss cannot order you strip searched on suspicion of hiding company documents...yet).

    You have a reasonable expectation of privacy in your snail mail correspondence, backed by federal law enforcing that privacy with downright draconian penalties should it be violated.

    You have a reasonable expection of privacy when speaking on the phone ... alas, that privacy has become a victim of 1980s anti-drug hysteria and the radical right agenda that has followed, one that now interprets a private communication as being 'property' of one's employer merely because it happened to be conducted using a piece of company equipment (the telephone) ... at one end.

    You should have a reasonable expectation of privacy in conducting correspondence via email, but again, the same flawed logic has been applied to extend property rights over the medium to include property rights over the content (your correspondence), merely because the medium is new (a computer network) and ignoring two centuries of precedent to the contrary in every other communications medium (including, until the 1980s, telephony).

    It is unfortunate that you expect no privacy at work. You are certainly entitled to it ... and your expectation shows that you have been unfortunate enought to swallow a particularly radical right-wing agenda hook, line, and sinker, to your own, and everyone elses, detriment.

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    1. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by rothic · · Score: 1

      I agree with your position nearly in whole, yet I think you could have easily made the same valid points without implicating a "right-wing agenda" as the seed of the parent poster's misunderstanding about expectation of privacy. It may or may not be true, but to use politically divisive and inflammatory statements in your argument only detracts from its usefulness.

    2. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify... I made a point to mention stuff going across their *network*... I was trying to limit the statements to computer-based usage.

      I wouldn't find it reasonable for them to "go through my wallet" (as one poster suggested) or "go through my postal mail."

      But, I would expect that when I'm using their resources (ie, computer network, even the phone), they have a right to monitor (even if they don't choose to use it) my use... not to see if what I'm doing is appropriate in a moral sense, but to see if what I'm doing is appropriate to keeping the business healthy/alive.

      Let's take the case of the extreme abuse of resources. You have someone who's not going to any illicit sites, isn't using company e-mail, but spends all day writing/responding to friends from a HotMail account.

      First, he's not doing what he's paid to do.

      Second, he's using company bandwidth to do it.

      Those things cost the company money (in salary and connection fees). I think it is perfectly reasonable for the company to check how the resources it makes available are being used to ensure they're not wasting money.

      It is in *this* respect *alone* I think companies have a right to monitor their employees (of course, outside of special security-related tracking... who's in which building and when... are they sending company secrets in e-mail to competitors).

      Of course, there are bosses out there who are only interested in snooping on you for some sort of personal "fix"; if that's what your boss is most interested in, then your company has bigger problems than "web traffic monitoring." At that point, one should be looking for a new job because that ship is going to run aground with noone at the helm!

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    3. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by Brandybuck · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even the worst libertarian excesses of the 1980s War on Drugs, as presided over by Edwin Meese...

      You might want to pick up a dictionary and look at the word "libertarian".

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    4. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by gad_zuki! · · Score: 0, Troll

      > same valid points without implicating a "right-wing agenda"

      Let me guess, you voted for Bush.

      Everything he wrote is more or less true, the war on drugs cost us civil liberties, "tough on crime" conservtive lawmakers cost us civil liberties, and now we've reached a breaking point where the individual is not only ignorant of his or her rights but is afraid to assert them because of how everyone one else acts and how the media portrays people e.g. only criminals ask for warrants, nice people let the police right on in.

    5. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by rothic · · Score: 1

      I never did, and never would, vote for Bush. I personally distain Bush's administration and the failing policies that they've introduced in both foreign relations and economics at home. My assertion wasn't that there was anything incorrect about the arguments, only that they were framed in an inflammatory way that is likely to be counter-productive. If you honestly want to change minds and enlighten people, and not just berate them, you need to show tact.

    6. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by Fenris2001 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You have a reasonable expection of privacy when speaking on the phone ... alas, that privacy has become a victim of 1980s anti-drug hysteria and the radical right agenda that has followed, one that now interprets a private communication as being 'property' of one's employer merely because it happened to be conducted using a piece of company equipment (the telephone) ... at one end.

      You should have a reasonable expectation of privacy in conducting correspondence via email, but again, the same flawed logic has been applied to extend property rights over the medium to include property rights over the content (your correspondence), merely because the medium is new (a computer network) and ignoring two centuries of precedent to the contrary in every other communications medium (including, until the 1980s, telephony).


      Why is this "flawed logic"? In the specific case of computer networks, I can see a valid argument being made that your employer has the right to review your use of their resources. The situation is similar for phone service. This is not the same as saying you have no right to privacy at work.

      Don't call me a dupe of some supposed "right-wing agenda", make a good arguement. That'll convince me a lot quicker than ranting against "libertarian excesses". Unfortunately, this is Slashdot, and most mods wouldn't know a good arguement if it gave them a lap-dance at a strip club.

      I posted instead of modding. Does this make me a good person?
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    7. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by Cyno · · Score: 1

      What about people like me who sit in my cube and look busy, playing Minesweeper all day?

      Bean counters are stupid.

    8. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by shepd · · Score: 1

      While I basically agree with you, I am a libertarian, and I strongly take offence that libertarians would support a war on drugs. That makes as much sense as Stalin supporting free enterprise.

      That aside, I have to disagree on some things. If you expect privacy at work, you can use your own tools. You want privacy on your computer? Buy a laptop. You want privacy on the telephone? Use a cell phone.

      Anything you own you have an expectation to privacy on. If you think you own the employer's computer, you can't expect a christmas bonus.

      --
      If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
    9. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Position on Drug prohibition from the libertarian party website.

      Libertarians, like most Americans, demand to be safe at home and on the streets. Libertarians would like all Americans to be healthy and free of drug dependence. But drug laws don't help, they make things worse.

      The professional politicians scramble to make names for themselves as tough anti-drug warriors, while the experts agree that the "war on drugs" has been lost, and could never be won. The tragic victims of that war are your personal liberty and its companion, responsibility. It's time to consider the re-legalization of drugs.

    10. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by ecmcn · · Score: 1

      Don't forget drug testing. When I worked at IBM during college in the 80's and 90's I had to pee in a cup. Not sure if that's still going on but back then it was a big topic in the news. The lack of discussion about it is ironic considering the advances in genetic testing have made it more of a big deal. Makes listening to my phone seem kinda trivial.

    11. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, I would hardly call even President Bush "a member of the radical right wing". I think this term is usually reserved for the folks who let religious beliefs be their primary guide in their political views - and who believe in individual freedoms and rights only "as long as it doesn't interfere with my own moral beliefs".

      The "War on Drugs" certainly did cost us civil liberties - but honestly, this was an unfortunate side-effect of President Reagan allowing his wife to get her way on the issue, more than anything else. It may well be the biggest mistake Reagan made during his term of office, too.

      I don't see the fight to stop our individual rights and freedoms from slipping away as something that follows along any particular party lines. It's an issue that affects *everyone*, conservative or liberal. No matter who is in office, I'd hope they have some respect for these things, because we hardly have a "United States of America" worth mentioning without them.

    12. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by doricee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Preach on. I've had many fights with my fellow liberals over this point.

      I remember a short conversation I once had with Rep. Baird (D) WA regarding Rep. McDermott (D) WA. Baird was working on getting bipartisan support to delay and hopefully prevent military action against Iraq. He even got some moderate Republicans to sign on to it. Then McDermott made his speech in Iraq. That's pretty much a fuck you to the president. Needless to say the Republicans and even a lot of Democrats backed Bush after that one.

      Basically killed the cause by forgetting to show the other side some respect.

      I think the conversation ended with Baird mumbling something about "that fucking moron... screwed us all."

    13. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by lobsterGun · · Score: 1

      I think he meant "libertine"

    14. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by extra88 · · Score: 1

      Why is this "flawed logic"? In the specific case of computer networks, I can see a valid argument being made that your employer has the right to review your use of their resources. The situation is similar for phone service. This is not the same as saying you have no right to privacy at work.

      If you write a letter using a sheet a paper taken from the copier, does that give your employer the right to read it? Is it okay to bug a room to listen in on conversations because they're using the "resources" of the room? And with network communication it's often worse because they're invading the privacy of their employee *and* the person with whom the employee is commicating.

      The employer absolutely has the right to monitor traffic (source, destination, time, number of bytes). This is necessary both for computer security and to prevent excessive use of limit resources (bandwidth). I don't think they should monitor content. Now in the case of things like URLs the line between traffic and content blurs. "analsluts.com:80" is traffic but is "freesites.com:80/analsluts/?" While I'm more concerned, in the case of networks, with privacy of one's speech, there's the matter of privacy when seeking information such as webmd.com/Search.cgi?keyword=Chronic+depression."

    15. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by taybin · · Score: 1

      This is unfortuantely offtopic.

      I thought about this a bit, and I have to agree that this would be the logical conclusion of libertarian views. After all, you certainly didn't have to agree to work at a place that wanted to strip-search you daily. If it was clearly stated then you agreed beforehand. If it wasn't clearly stated then you could quit your job and leave.

    16. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by lobsterGun · · Score: 1

      easy there chief!

      I think that original parent menat "libertine' not "libertarian"

    17. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by extra88 · · Score: 1

      Let's take the case of the extreme abuse of resources. You have someone who's not going to any illicit sites, isn't using company e-mail, but spends all day writing/responding to friends from a HotMail account.

      Okay, you're talking about traffic analysis. It's a big leap from having a record of how many hits Alice makes on hotmail.com and reading the email she downloads from there. As I suggested in another post, there is some blurring when the traffic alone "gives away" somethng (hits on hotjobs.com, monster.com, www.labor.state.ny.us, etc.) but that could be considered an inintended consequence and it's not like the employee has no recourse in avoiding it.

      Part of the problem is the lack of explicit corporate policies. In a lot of places there's no way to know what's okay, what's not, and what kind of monitoring goes on. While I think we need laws firmly establishing rights to privacy we seem to have lost, I think we at very least need a law to require businesses to tell employees what kind of monitoring they do.

    18. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Under a strict definition of libertarianism, then you would be right. One could certainly contract away their privacy.

      But the offtopic topic at hand was the reference to the "libertarian excesses" of the drug war. Come again? How can throwing people in jail for shoving strange substances up their noses be in any way considered "libertarian"?

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      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    19. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by Sanction · · Score: 1

      I guess the way I figure it is that simply determining (through some sort of regex checks perhaps?) whether or not something is work related is kosher, but actually listening to entire calls and reading entire emails is an invasion of privacy.

      --
      Well I'm the doctor and I say you're dead, so shut up and take it like a man!
    20. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by Sanction · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might want to read some of the less press release like interviews with Bush, religious views are his primary guide, or in some cases like the war on (unprofitable) drugs, not backed with any reasoning more securely based than typical religious sentiment. If he looks scary, a lot of his appointees are far works...ugh.

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      Well I'm the doctor and I say you're dead, so shut up and take it like a man!
    21. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1

      religious views are his primary guide

      "Burning Bush" in the dictionary: "GWB with VD."

      "Buuuuussssssshhhhhh" in the dictionary: "Montezuma's Revenge"

      What a great name!

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      Vote in November. You won't regret it.
    22. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Here's a news flash. The company network is NOT US Mail (certainly not if you don't live in the U.S. ;). Also, unencrypted email is more similar to postcards, where no expectation of privacy is reasonable - kind of like getting mad at people for reading the sign you put in your front yard. Your paper mail that is sent specifically to you and not to your position would still be protected by whatever laws apply to such in your region.

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      Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
    23. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Well, I would hardly call even President Bush "a member of the radical right wing". I think this term is usually reserved for the folks who let religious beliefs be their primary guide in their political views

      Read up on some of his appointees. How about more lead for children and the healing power of Jesus to start you off? He's a self-proclaimed born-again, reads the bible every morning, thinks hes doing gods work in the middle east, etc.

    24. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by kahei · · Score: 1


      The practises he was referring to actually *are* libertarian; it's their phone in their building and they get to do what they want with it, including listen to it. Very libertarian.

      I agree, too. They bought the damn phone and you are using it on their behalf, for which they are paying you.

      Note that this does not diminish the contempt I feel for actual real-life libertarians.

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      Whence? Hence. Whither? Thither.
    25. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Opening a piece of US Mail not addressed to you is a felony, whether the envelope is sitting in your private home mailbox or on your bosses desk.

      Business mail isn't addressed to YOU, though. It's addressed to you IN CARE OF the company you work for -- it's their postal address, isn't it?

    26. Re:The Radical Right Took Your Privacy Circa 1982 by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      "that fucking moron... screwed us all."

      Many of my liberal friends have muttered the exact same phrase with regard to our previous Commander-in-Chief.

      --
      "Provided by the management for your protection."
  43. Atmosphere by defishguy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There is a line somewhere between spending time working and spending time in jail.

    Let's say I hypothetically work for some state goverment in horse country...err... in their IT dept.

    I fully expect to have everything I do monitored and checked and this is fine and good. However there are those that tend to feel that such parental micromanagement is more a hindrance than a nessesity. How do you measure the LOSS of productivity? How many times does one NEED to go over an email to make sure that it isn't offensive to some obscure sect of midget neo-nazi lesbians that might accidentally get it?

    It takes an awful lot of time to cross the building when you have to walk on egg shells to do it. I'm not trying to say that businesses should not monitor employees but I am trying to say that there is a loss of productivity in trying to make sure that you are walking a very tight, narrow line.

    I know most monitoring is for porn, company secrets, company porn or whatever but the truth is that monitoring has gone into overdrive and we are losing our ability to communicate because everything has to be bleached of meaning to avoid offending even the most sensitive soul.

    I'm not sure that we can have real communication when we are so worried about accidentally communicating something unpopular.

    1. Re:Atmosphere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      offensive to some obscure sect of midget neo-nazi lesbians

      Watch what you say, buster. We have feelings too.

    2. Re:Atmosphere by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      On behalf of MINNLES (MIdget Neo-Nazi LESbians) everywhere, I'm offended by your post, and insist that you submit to punishment by our organisation.

      What do you mean, "OK?"

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      "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
  44. website photos by stephenry · · Score: 1

    One thing about the Eli Lilly employees on the webpage: they're either bloody small, or they've got one huge photographer!

    1. Re:website photos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're from the CCTV cameras...

  45. Yeh RIGHT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I work for NASA! You know us "Anonymous Cowards"!

  46. knee-jerk privacy by josephgrossberg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    According to the summary, Eli Lilly was rated "the most notorious Big Brother boss", after "...its invasive background checks of workers after Sept. 11, 2001, some of which led to dismissals."

    Umm ... doesn't it matter what those background checks uncovered (say, personally donating money to Hamas vs. simply having smoked a joint once in college)?

    And what the hell does "invasive" entail?

    Specifics, please!

    1. Re:knee-jerk privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sorry, you'll just have to buy the next Wired magazine when it is available. Did the advertisement hook you? Figured not.

      BTW, the people who wrote that, knows the details, so it's you who needs to stop your knee-jerk reaction until you get the details. :-)

  47. As far as they know I only use ssh by Fapestniegd · · Score: 1

    How does your workplace compare?

    They're ignorant...

    ssh home_squidhost -L 3128:127.0.0.1:3128

    Mozilla->Edit->Preferences->Advanced->Proxies->M an ual Proxy configuration [localhost] [3128]

    I call it my tunnel-O-porn, but seriously, I don't need them snarfing my slashcookie.

    1. Re:As far as they know I only use ssh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iptables -t filter -P FORWARD DROP

    2. Re:As far as they know I only use ssh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Now that's a facist sysadmin.
      And I guess shutting down the network cuts down on those tech support calls.
      Wouldn't it be easier to unplug the company's internet access?

  48. What?! by FatSean · · Score: 1

    I've been missing out....

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    Blar.
  49. Wow! Hear this idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about a special user registration fee (think something really substantial)?

    Benefits would include an initial 3-point score prior to any moderation... considering the number of id^H^H trolls here, and the many high-level comments from registered users (like the parent above), this could be a major source of income to VA!

    In time, ACs like me could be entirely dropped out of the equation to improve /.'s ROI (something that already started to happen, anyway).

  50. Common sense - FOUND! by Lord+Grey · · Score: 2, Interesting
    they're paying you to be there and do a job, and whatever means they take to ensure they're getting their money's worth is reasonable
    You're asking people to act like adults.

    As a manager/owner, I hire people for certain positions and I expect them to Do The Right Thing while they're working for me. In return, my employees want me to give them the tools to do their job and then (pretty much) get the hell out of the way, which I'm happy to do. None of us wants micromanagement.

    I know that my employees use the company's resources for their own use on occassion. As long as it isn't abused or cause trouble, I'm fine with that. I certainly don't want to waste my time looking over everyone's shoulder. That's far more hassle than it's worth.

    If the company and employees both play by those kinds of rules -- they act like adults, in other words -- then the surveillance can go away. But both sides have to abide by the rules and, unfortunately, I don't see that happening anytime soon.

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    // Beyond Here Lie Dragons
  51. offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its 6:38. where is today's SCO update?

    1. Re:offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is PURE UNADULTERATED FLAMEBAIT! Not only that, but it's a God damn FUCKING TROLL. Not just a fucking troll, but it's SO FAR OFF TOPIC it just isn't funny. Are you thumbing your nose at the Slashdot Mods? Do you know they sweat more mana off of their balls then Budda? YOU ARE A PRICK!

  52. Don't seem to bad by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where I work they don't even check up on how many hours you work.

    Then again I'm working through the University, so they probably could get access to my school records, and I'm only making $9 an 'hour'

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    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
  53. With his skin cancer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...he's probably glad he did.... great discounts for ex-employees. AND monitoring. Lilly cares.

  54. I'm scwewed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well Big Jim, it's just you, me, and the twins. SIGH

  55. Re:IBM? - Power corrupts by tarball_tinkerbell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Right on.

    ...so once upon a time, IBM had a monopoly - meaning, market power. Of course they acted as any company would in those circumstances.

    Now they don't, so they adapt to a changed business environment. IBM does not support Linux because it gives their top bosses a warm fuzzy feeling inside. They support Linux because they see big money in it, long-term.

    Note: I'm a free-market economist, so I see this as a Good Thing.

  56. in two words: by protomala · · Score: 1

    paranoid rules!

  57. No privacy at work-Empty-handed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Still can't masturbate in the privacy of my cube without someone complaining to HR. The terrorists have already won..."

    Well, if you'd stop crying everytime you do. We wouldn't be turning you in.

  58. blame it on the FDA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Food and Drug Administration imposes this attitude on the companies it regulates.

    When I worked for Abbott Labs in the 1970s, the employment application had a spot where you had to check and sign yes/no, "Have you ever used any illegal drug?" About a third of the applicants answered honestly (yes), and were immediately removed from consideration. And they keep those forms forever.

    Stupid, yeah, but it is the law.

  59. Good by cperciva · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As someone who relies upon medicine from Eli Lilly to keep me alive from day to day, I think it's a very good thing that they have background checks in place.

    1. Re:Good by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1

      I think it's a very good thing that they have background checks in place.

      Also be thankful that you're paying $3 per pill! If you didn't have insurance or medicaid, you'd be broke! LOL!

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      Vote in November. You won't regret it.
    2. Re:Good by cperciva · · Score: 1

      If you didn't have insurance or medicaid, you'd be broke!

      ITYM "If I didn't live in the UK, I'd be broke".

  60. This was a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jeez, you guys bought it...

  61. Would someone please clear up for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what the hell all the censorware.org blather is about? Who is insane and who isn't?

  62. Pragmatism-Burnout bonanza. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Companies are always searching for ways to squeeze more productivity out of their staff - I wonder if there's ever been any objective study to show that people *don't* work as effectively when they know they are amoebas under microscopic management."

    Hang around long enough, you'll start hearing about it. That's one of the reasons the US is so productive. Especially in this economy. Work long, and hard, with as few as possible. Then hang the threat of unemployment over their heads.

  63. At Dell... by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At Dell, they are always watching you. That is, they use SMS management installed on all Win9x (2K and XP as well) to take snapshot photos of all desktop PCs. In fact, I had at least 5 known shots taken of mine while working (you can tell when the screen refreshes). A co-worker I know says that they will once in awhile have one or two people in IT dedidicated to surveillance. If you get cought with questionable content displayed, your manager will be notified. Of course, the key word is "questionable" because browsing CNN.com is frowned apon as lost productivity.

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    Life is not for the lazy.
    1. Re:At Dell... by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
      Of course, the key word is "questionable" because browsing CNN.com is frowned apon as lost productivity.

      So what do they think of /.?

  64. Hawthorne (not Nate) by August_zero · · Score: 1

    Some of this is a bit rusty, so bear with me...

    Around the 50s and 60s, there were some questions asked as to what low cost steps could be taken to improve worker output in an office environment. They tried a lot of things, plants were added to one office, light music was played in another, windows were opened for fresh air all sorts of little things, and then some of the offices were controls in which nothing was changed. What they found was, everything, including the control group had a large jump in productivity, the reason they concluded after some additional research is that observation led to the workers working harder. This phenomenon came to be known as the Hawthorne effect

    So the answer to your question is yes it does, sort of...
    The thing is, that like any discovery in business, people and managers only really hear part of what you tell them, and then sort of add what they want to hear around it. The Hawthorne effect was seen as a justification of scrutiny, and given the political climate of today, it makes Rigorous scrutiny even more lucrative since it protects your business, and it increases efficiency as a bonus. The longer term effects of constant scrutiny have not been studied to the same extent since among other reasons, the level of observation that many employees are subjected to would be considered unethical by American Psychological Association guidelines. (unethical equals you can't do it, despite what the movies would have you beleive)

    If I was to speculate as to the effect based on other similar studies I have read, I would guess that such constant monitoring would increase anxiety levels in most people, some more than others, and would indeed lead to higher attrition rates, greater than normal incidences of workplace violence harassment and overall a lessening of the office quality of life. Most companies trying to pursue the apparently evasive "bottom-line" would see a way to insure that workers do not reach an age where they qualify for pensions, and increased productivity with those workers that stay on.

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    On Wall Street they say "buy low, sell high" On the pad we say, "buy high, sell high" Isn't that somehow better?
    1. Re:Hawthorne (not Nate) by erikdotla · · Score: 1

      The Hawthorne effect clearly only applies to those who wouldn't be working anyway.

      People will work if they like the WORK they are doing. The conditions of the workplace are irrelevant. Look at people who work on oil rigs or fish for Alaskan king crab in deadly waters - and wouldn't dream of anything else. It doesn't matter what you do to the working conditions - they must merely meet the expectations of the worker given the task.

      Sure, if the conditions are below the standard, people will leave. If they're above standard, the happy workers will just be a little happier, but nothing will change for them as far as productivity or output. It only will reduce their chances of leaving for better conditions.

      The unhappy workers, on the other hand, would view the above-standard working conditions a few ways (all negative): The company is overcompensating for crappy salaries. The company is trying to hide other unscrupulous practices. The company is trying to keep us happy while assigning us more work. They will always find problems with everything.

      Maintain a standard in your office that matches similar business and meets your employees' expectations. Observe who actually cares about their work and keep them.

      To increase actual output, the only way is to understand your business, thus understanding what your workers need to do their jobs quickly, effectively, and cheaply, and supply them with it.

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    2. Re:Hawthorne (not Nate) by windex82 · · Score: 1

      I gotta disagree with ya, the original experiment was conducted in a factory. The test included one simple thing: lighting. The plant manager wanted to know if increasing the lighting would create a boost in productivity. The control group stayed in the dimly lit factory while they took the other group to a brightly lit office. Their productivity increased. They brightened it more, their productivity increased. They did this several more times before turning the lighting back down, productivity /increased/! They discovered the cause for the continued increase was that the workers were having more attention paied to em, result moral went up and so did produtivity

      Other then that right on =)

      Although im sure they conducted similar experiments to the one you described, i belive the first test was done in the factory.

      My source: My book i need to sell back for my last buisness class. In fact i just opend the book and the study was conducted at western electrics hawthorne plant lead by elton mayo and a group from harvard.

  65. knee-jerk privacy-Penetration testing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And what the hell does "invasive" entail?

    Specifics, please!"

    Usually a box of rubber gloves, and lots of Vaseline.

  66. And for all that animal testing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...It still doesn't tell you what will happen with humans.

    Not only that, but potentially useful drugs that don't work on animals won't make it to human trials. Penicillin is deadly to rats... fortunately it predates animal testing.

    When you DO test on humans, you need to test on a lot of them. E.g., are you allergic to peanuts? I'm not, peanut butter must be 100% safe!

    Physicians' Committee for Responsible Medicine:
    Animal Experimentation

    Anyway, it's still a lousy reason to snoop on your employees. If you want to free animals, it's trivial to find someone who will pass a background check, and of course anyone can sneak in after-hours to free the animals. They are NOT secured like a "military installation", that's a laugh.

    Anyway, let me know when we can cure cancer in humans... we must've cured it in rats decades ago... Or AIDS. Or hepatitis. Herpes. The common cold...

    One more thing: we ain't never going to see a cure if they DO find one. Just "treatments" that will have you shelling out for your prescription every week for the rest of your life. Think they care about YOU? These are people who torture fluffy bunny rabbits.

  67. Somewhere, The PR Guys Are Smiling by reallocate · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now you know what PR people get paid for....

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    -- Slashdot: When Public Access TV Says "No"
  68. I used to work at IBM by Asmodean · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They had cameras in ever corner of the room. Then again the helpdesk I worked on was a showcase for clients. They would show the clients the helpdesk from remote locations through the cameras. The problem with this was that we were not allowed to have ANYTHING but the computer, phone, and a notebook on the desk. It sucked, but at least you could tell when the camera was on (it wasn't pointed at the wall behind it).

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    It's a good thing the world sucks or we'd all fall off.
  69. Speaking of IBM by JCCyC · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE, CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG!

    Doesn't IBM require employees to waive rights to any technological creation they make, even if outside IBM and on their own time and equipment? OK, not really a privacy violation but a putdown nonetheless.

    1. Re:Speaking of IBM by Ybrog · · Score: 1

      Isn't that part of the do not compete agreement with just about any company?

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      bleh

    2. Re:Speaking of IBM by hplasm · · Score: 1

      They reserve the option to own any Intellectual Property that you may create whilst in their employment. If you create, say, a porno novel or a thrash-punk album, their IP office would probably be quite happy to release the rights to you. unless it looked like it might make a mint, of course....

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      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
  70. Singing IBM's praises by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

    too soon I fear; IBM does this not out of kindness of its heart (does it have one?) but out of knee jerk reaction to avoid being sued by employees, by the governments, and so forth.

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  71. Diabolical is a better term.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lilly is based in Indianapolis. According to an Indianapolis Star article a few years ago, Lilly regularly recruits "drug trial participants" from the underground community of street people in downtown Indianapolis living in homeless shelters. We're talking about sad, sad people with no family contact, who are often anemic, and often alcoholic. .. but that's not the diabolic part ..

    The report also provided a list regular donators to the homeless shelters in downtown Indianapolis. Guess who was #1? You guessed it.. Eli Lilly..

  72. Wang Trading, LLC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wang Trading is one of the most intrusive employers.
    It is an incredibly low class operation. The managing member, a paranoid little man of no integrity, will not offer anyone a job unless he relocates to Connecticut. He feels that he is entitled to every piece of information about your life. One cannot simply take a personal day or a vacation day; specific details are required.

    To have the dubious privilege of working there, one must sign a serious of legal documents and provide complete access to one's brokerage account.

  73. I agree. by Tangurena · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Publicity of so-called "Animal Rights" Terrorists is no where near as massive as the publicity AlQeda gets. Destroying a restaurant in California is not as sexy as destroying Bagdad, so it gets missed by the 6 o'clock news.

    I also worked at a Bank before 9/11. There was massive surveillance of its employees. Ebay? You're fired. Talk about looking for another job? You're fired. Using Hotmail or Yahoo for personal email? You're fired. That bank lost a major lawsuit for videotaping the bathrooms in that West Palm Beach headquarters. They still videotape it: the "winners" of the lawsuit also got fired. They had a security department devoted to listening to phone calls, watching your email and snooping your web tracks. Being hired to develop software with Visual Studio, my first task was to hack the locked down NT boxes (wow, padlocks on the floppy drives! C2 is a joke) because Visual Studio was not on the approved software list. And of course, after a few months, the software audit showed unapproved software on the computer, so I was fired. LMAO.

    Background checks for employees probably got a big boost after the tylenol tampering case. I am sure that some disgruntled employees have flicked boogers into the medicine before it gets bottled or tabletized. I am sure you have seen the "real tv" shows with the surveillance footage of some guy urinating into a coffee pot at the office. Could your company afford to make 100,000,000,000 pills with urine in them?

    1. Re:I agree. by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1

      Could your company afford to make 100,000,000,000 pills with urine in them?

      Realistically? Yes.
      Politically? No.

      Urine isn't anything special (it ain't poop, you know).

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  74. ObSimpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In this house, we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!

    Posted AC to avoid karma whore charges.

  75. Overstated a bit by Halo- · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm a current IBM employee. And yes, the rules are pretty strict about leaving stuff out unattended. But you have to remember we have a zillion different customers from all over the world. Some of them, like major banks, governments, etc, tend to stipulate a certain level of general security "cleanliness" as part of their contract. When security is a habit, you don't make dumb mistakes. When you only do it when you remember you're on a sensitive projuect, you're more likely to slip.

    It's a pain, but you adjust quickly. I have a locked drawer on my desk. End of the day, everything paper on my desk goes in my desk. The next day, stuff comes out as I need it. Every coupla months, the drawer gets full. And all that semi-sensitive stuff goes en-masse to the confidential recycling bin. Clean office, and no slip-up's from double stakcing papers, etc...

    1. Re:Overstated a bit by Halo- · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, and the penny thing must have been a local manager in overdrive. I know people with dollar bills, currency from other countries, etc on their desk. No big deal. They only care about high-value stuff. PDA's, laptops, etc.... because if it walks off, the workplace gets hostile and suspicious in a hurry...

    2. Re:Overstated a bit by gmack · · Score: 1

      THe danger with that approach is that you risk no one actually thinking the polcies out.

      Case in point: At my last workplace a project manager overruled me and demanded I put something in an ftp account with a username and password because "anonymous ftp is insecure. and should never be enabled on a sever"

      So he instead embedded the username and password intot the binary and left the executables in that account writable by that account...

      Not saying IBM has those moments but it's something to keep in mind.

    3. Re:Overstated a bit by glassesmonkey · · Score: 1

      Hey what is fun is that about twice a year (site dependant) some *confidential material police* go around with security after hours.. (erm in the middle of the night) (oh the joys of working too much)

      They look for any unlocked drawers, conf material laying out, unlocked machines.. The next day your manager gets a nasty-gram.

      It's bad when you know the phone number to get your lights turned on (they auto-off at certian intervals to save $$)

    4. Re:Overstated a bit by Halo- · · Score: 1

      Twice a year? Heh... we do it a _lot_ more often than that. It's kinda good, and kinda bad. The sight of someone rattling drawers in a dark office at odd hours is not so uncommmon, and thus it surprises you less.

      It could be worse, I've been to IBM sites in the UK where the IBM police will actually stop you in the halls and check your badge if they don't know you.

      To folks that don't work here, it seems extreme, but I know the number to get my AC turned on too. 15 RS/6000 machines in an office makes it toasty after hours. And since they range from 5K to 50K a piece, I'm glad security is keeping an eye on them. If they didn't, it's like that Aussie case posted yesterday. :)

    5. Re:Overstated a bit by Adm1n · · Score: 1

      Ok, Am I the only one whom happens to know about the story where IBM lost 80GB of customer data "Senesitive Data" like a whole database of "The Co-operators" insurance company which held all that sensitve informatation required for Identity theft? here

    6. Re:Overstated a bit by NighthawkFoo · · Score: 1

      This is why I'm glad that I have an office with a door that I can lock.

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  76. IBM is not pr0n friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "IBM took top honors for its efforts to scrub Social Security numbers from health-care records"

    BFD. A friend of mine who works at IBM claimed a coworker was fired because they found pr0n on his computer. They apparently watch what web sites he visited.

  77. I don't trust Texas Instruments.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Does TI show up anywhere on this list? I'd be interested to find out.

    I interviewed there once. I knew beforehand that they have random drug testing, and I'm pretty sure you have to pass a drug test prior to employment. Drug tests, in my mind, are a major invasion of employee privacy.

    But the first thing I saw when I went into the building was the TI Ethics Office. Now, maybe I'm just being a bit overly paranoid, but you read the policies on that site. On the surface it looks good -- and probably, some of it is beneficial -- but it gives me the heebie jeebies with regards to employment.

  78. are you serious by pyrrho · · Score: 1

    because if you are.... it's not grandma's fault if you find her 30 pictures indescribably captivating... perhaps it's ADD, or you just don't like your work and are looking for something to distract you.

    Now, I can understand if you don't like working at a desk with a three month old sandwich with an ant line leading to and from it... but pictures? maybe you should work at an interior designer with such fine and conclusive taste?

    or maybe it was just funny? I should laugh? :)

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    1. Re:are you serious by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      I'm just saying that in SOME office environments it's a bit much to have your extended family covering the walls. I don't mind when I walk into the call center or mortgage services, but someone brokering million-dollar trades wouldn't 'represent' properly with a desk like that.

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  79. no surprise for me... by ezonme · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't expect anything good from lilly. Here in Brazil they have sold medicine that has absolutely no effect for 50 years. http://www.terra.com.br/dinheironaweb/191/negocios /191_sem_efeito_mercurio.htm (in portuguese)

  80. From the Network Security Side of the house by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1
    ..at least everything I have control over, being one of two of the guys in charge of netsec, my company is pretty good. If not, I guess it is my own fault :)

    A couple of things we have pushed back on (projects that management thought were great ideas) include blocking specific senders of email (non-spam) from communicating with certain workers because it is 'causing a disruption', and another was to refuse to place mandatory filtering of content from the Internet on our networks. If we end up having to do it, it will be a warning/click-through solution, not a block.

  81. you want specifics? you got 'em by waspleg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    my friend just graduated college from IU as an analytical chemist; he just got a job at Lilly and having been an Indiana native (it's based here; one of the states largest employers)everyone knows about lilly (hell i even own some stock)

    they required a huge background check, a stringent drug test (no detox is gonna get you outta this one) and several interviews and when they found out he had been arrested for disorderly conduct (drunk at a party) they wanted to see a copy of the police report too... the fact is that prior to this i didn't and this story i didn't know anything about their practices; that in and of itself is suspect as people who enjoy working where they work talk as much as those who don't...

    now that's just what little he's told me about it; we dont' talk that often i can only imagine the rest and what it must be like working there. and to be listed #1 on the big brother list it has to be something out of an Ashcroft wet dream.

    1. Re:you want specifics? you got 'em by josephgrossberg · · Score: 1

      Excellent. That's what I'm talking about.

      It's anecdotal, but it's unambiguous.

      Thanks.

  82. Anecdotally speaking, Lily == the mob by whovian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've got an acquaintance at Lily who's been partially sucked into their Collective. He's been told that the company expected their workers to report back any gossip -- particularly negative gossip -- about their products.

    Now, wait a minute, you're thinking. It's not inconceivable that in doing so it could help to seal your next step up (hopefully) within the company, but it's been made pretty clear that (at least in his division) your life is the Company's, and vice-versa. A career, if you will.

    It was just a little too scary to hear.

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  83. My company by Cpl+Laque · · Score: 1

    I work for a pretty big Biomedical company and we recently had some "Quality Training" with one of the corporate lawyers. To sum up the meeting. We(the company) are required to keep X number of years worth of emails. We don't read your emails unless they get subpoena'ed for a court case. As a large Biomedical company we get a few cases here and there. Lots of times the Plantiff's lawyer will request our emails and we are required to give them. If we don't come up with them the plantiff could argue that since we didn't keep accurate records and archives they could have possibly won they case with the evidence that was lost or destroyed.
    To carry this a bit further your company esp. if it is a market leader(read: monopoly or close to it) anything you say about destroying the competition could be used in court. So even if they did read my work email(which they don't) I would understand. Thats why I have a computer at home.

  84. New Jersey vs T.L.O. (1985) by lpret · · Score: 3, Insightful
    What's interesting is that this does not apply to high school or middle school. In high school, if a teacher has any reason to believe that you might have pot in your bag, or whatever, they can search you and your bag even if you oppose it. (New Jersey vs T.L.O.)

    Only becuase we are not minors are we able to have any expectation to privacy. Very bizarre if you ask me.

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    1. Re:New Jersey vs T.L.O. (1985) by general_re · · Score: 1
      There are lots of things that adults can have that children can't - why is that one particularly bizarre? It's a logical result of the notion of in loco parentis - while you're in school, the school is acting in place of your parents, for legal purposes. And your parents certainly don't need a warrant to search your sock drawer or your bookbag.

      Yeah, when I was in high school, I thought it sucked too. Then I graduated and got over it...

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    2. Re:New Jersey vs T.L.O. (1985) by IOException420 · · Score: 1
      What's interesting is that this does not apply to high school or middle school. In high school, if a teacher has any reason to believe that you might have pot in your bag, or whatever, they can search you and your bag even if you oppose it. (New Jersey vs T.L.O.)

      Only becuase we are not minors are we able to have any expectation to privacy. Very bizarre if you ask me.


      Actually this has little to do with the age of students and more to do with a desire to keep places of education free of crime. In most cases the police/administration must have probable cause to perform a search, but on school property the standard is lowered to reasonable suspiscion. You will see the same logic applied to college campus' as well.
  85. Re: privacy at work by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I'm not necessarily sure an individual should have to go so far as buying their own personal laptop or using their cellphone (instead of the phone right on their desk), just to ensure a degree of privacy.

    Granted, those are probably smart measures for one to take, if there's a concern about the employer not respecting his/her privacy.

    Still, I think there's implicit trust between the employer and employee. (EG. By the mere fact that your workplace issues you a laptop to use, they're implicitly saying that they trust you enough to take care of this expensive item, and to use it primarily for the benefit of the business.) The same goes for the phone on your desk. (Many employees aren't given their own phone extension or voice mailbox, you know.)

    Part of this implicit trust is the employer respecting the privacy of the employee. Just because something is "legal" to do doesn't mean it's good business sense to abuse that legal right. (If I go to my neighbor's house and borrow the phone, I would expect he/she wouldn't be listening in to my whole conversation on a phone extension. I suppose he/she could *legally* do so, since I don't own the phone or phone circuit in question - but it's just not considered the "right thing to do".)

    There is no Constitutional right to privacy, in the definitive sense. It's simply a concept we choose to respect (and often hint at through legislating related activities) because it makes sense in a civilized society. I expect an employer to respect my privacy just as I'd expect anyone else to who I deal with on a regular basis. If they don't, they might not be breaking any laws - but I'd certainly consider working elsewhere (and warning others!).

  86. IBM Hot, Lilly Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I first read this, I assumed that IBM was also killing its workers via radiation, and not simply hazardous chemicals.

  87. Not surprising to me by AxelTorvalds · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I did time at IBM and in retrospect I can pretty much only praise the operation. Didn't move as fast as I'd like in all respects but they are a remarkable company. The biggest difference between IBM and the mid-sized and small companies I've since worked for is that IBM actually manages people. The management corps at IBM takes management very seriously. In a Dilbert sort of way it sounds really funny and it looks incredibly inefficient from time to time while you're working in the trenches.

    There are a lot of managers out there. A relatively few number of them actually have any special training, most within IBM have special training. An MBA alone doesn't turn you in to a good manager or executive. IBM knows that and they have a process of creating good managers and execs, just like the military has a process of creating officers. People from the engineering career path decide to become managers, they go through training than then they are managers. At other companies it's an over night process, one day a guy is a senior software engineer and the next he's a manager. Subsequently, the MBAs I've had to deal with who weren't manager tended to be assholes who thought of themselves in a completely different light that the worker bees (just by virtue they should be paid more, drive a BMW and give orders, not all of them but an alarming number of them were that way) and those engineers come managers that I've worked with desparately wanted a number to quantify employee performance without actually knowing how the employees were doing. They either micro managed and their employees could only ever fail because they "could never do it as good as the boss" or they were left totally hands off and the boss had no idea who did what, when or why. At IBM my bosses trusted my judgement, they worked within that, they protected me, they asked my advice on technical matters, they dealt with politics, they were enablers and at the end of each year they had a pretty good idea why I worked for them, what I brought to the table, how i needed to improve and how I was of value; they knew the skill-set that I had and at times they moved me to better match that or to grow those skills in directions I desired. Also at IBM if you screw up, it goes to your manager, you surf porn and it's your manager that hears about it and sees the report, except for a few major offenses it's usually put in to your boss' hands when you do something wrong. Who better knows what the circumstances may be? Who better to judge your value to the company when you screw up?

    I think the classic example was a coworker who got caught drinking in his car at lunch time. He was just sitting out there drinking from the bottle, it was a flat violation of policy (I think booze is semi okay at IBM now, they have beer at some functions) well as it turns out his wife had left him the night before. He could have been fired, HR at a midsized company may have just fired him. His manager had a talk with him, gave him a repremand, explained that it can't happen again and didn't fire him. Offered to get him enrolled in some alchohol classes or rehab and at that point this person essentially started to rebuild his life that had just been falling apart.

    Now there are always problems, but IBM is a company that is built on trust and when the right people are in the right places and the trust is there they are a very very powerful company and a very difficult company to compete with. They've been around nearly 100 years and I expect them to be around another if they keep to these practices. They are a company to emulate in many ways and the ways they manage and trust their employees is one of them.

    1. Re:Not surprising to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Call 1-800-IBM-JOBS now! Your desk in the PR department is waiting for you.

  88. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't IBM provide systems to catalogue the Jews for the Nazis?

    Memories are short.

    1. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And George Bush's daddy's daddy was a Nazi lover and a traitor that built the family fortune hiding money for the Nazis.

      Do you use Bayer products? Nazi deathmarches and all that...

      It's just history, unless you care.

  89. OK by pyrrho · · Score: 1

    that sounds reasonable... it does matter what you do for a living. As a software engineer... I'll continue to feel free putting up 5 yr old kid art, printouts, and various toys. Represent!!! :)

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    1. Re:OK by Mantorp · · Score: 1

      Hey, my cube is my cube. All 100 cubic feet of it. I'll put up whatever I please, and leave it as messy as I want....or at least till my boss tells me otherwise.

    2. Re:OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100 cu. ft?! You lucky bastage!! I have 63 cu. ft. at HP and consider myself most fortunate! Of course, at least I have a job.

  90. Re:Not surprising a pharmaceutical company ranked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say we skip the animal testing and proceed to test on the mentally ill, retards, and people on death row. It's about time they paid off their debt to society.

  91. One question... by imaginate · · Score: 1

    I can't believe no one has asked, but:

    Why would you invest in a company you don't believe in? I know the standard response is that it's just about money but really, is it?

    1. Re:One question... by waspleg · · Score: 1

      i inheritted (god i just woke up and my eyes hurt so i can't spell sorry) them from my grandmothers estate years ago.. the stocks ahve split 2x since she bought htem for me when iwas like 9 and so i have like 20 shares or so

  92. It's off topic but...it's about Windows and Linux by washirv · · Score: 0, Troll

    And Windows and Linux are never offtopic in the Slashdot World. So I'm reading the article, and on the sidebar I see: Study: Windows Can Be Cheaper to Use Than Linux. And I'm thinking, how come the story on IBM and privacy made it to Slashdot but not this wonderful story on Microsoft and Linux so we can all have a grand fight and yelling match. I mean really, standards around here are slipping.

  93. Agreed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject.

  94. amendum by August_zero · · Score: 1

    let me amend this a bit, the findings were that each individual performed better when observed, good workers, bad workers, happy workers, angry workers, sad workers, all of them.

    Yes happy people will output more, no arguments there, and i said right up front that these findings have been misrepresented as justification for tight supervision as a means to improve efficency. So we don't really disagree in that respect. The "true" spirit of the findings, are that the act of observation alone will affect the system being observed. Subjects will try and give their observers what they want. What was read out of it is "if everyone thinks/knows they are being observed they will work harder". I was more focused on the abuse of this research.

    So saying that observation will only cause people who are not working to work is not the whole story; Hard workers will work even harder when observed. The Hawthorne effect will have an impact irregardless of individual worker attitude, some will be affected more than others, but in an overwhelming majority of the cases it will be a net gain.

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    1. Re:amendum by erikdotla · · Score: 1

      I see your point. I just disagree because, I like what I do (IT & Programming). A lot. Someone could be standing over my shoulder and it wouldn't affect my work habits one bit.

      Oh wait, I'm posting to /. at work. But cmon - isn't active participation in the technical internet community vital to being a productive member of the IT and programming industry? :)

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    2. Re:amendum by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      Oh wait, I'm posting to /. at work. But cmon - isn't active participation in the technical internet community vital to being a productive member of the IT and programming industry? :)
      If your wife gives you a heavy orgasm, it decreases your efficiency at work the next day because you'll be a nit more tired. A 24 hour manager must be assigned to every employee to ensure that they don't perform exciting extra-curricular activites such as sport which will degrade the employee's performance. Oh wait, since Americans work for 12 hours a day anyway and are asleep for 8 hours, leaving 4 hours which will probably all be spent commuting, a normal manager is close enough.
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  95. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No

  96. Re: privacy at work by emptor · · Score: 2, Informative
    There is no Constitutional right to privacy, in the definitive sense

    Last time I checked, the phrase "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated..." pretty much is what gives us the right to privacy.

    'Course, that's a restriction on the government, not private business.

  97. The company featured on 60 minutes is called SAS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.sas.com

    And their software rocks. And the SAS community rocks (check out SAS-L)

  98. IT guy working for a school (no privacy here). by zerofoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm the only IT guy here....so i'm the one that gets called to monitor email, web traffic, voicemail...etc. I do it because it's my job. The day I get asked to perform a body cavity search, I quit.

    To get this job I had to be fingerprinted, submit to a background check, take a piss test, and take countless immunizations and tests. Why? Because parents do not want child-molesting, drug-dealing, TB-infected people working around their children.

    Makes sense to me.

    -ted

    1. Re:IT guy working for a school (no privacy here). by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1

      Because parents do not want child-molesting, drug-dealing, TB-infected people working around their children.

      Then, why were you hired?

      Ba-dum-bum.

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    2. Re:IT guy working for a school (no privacy here). by zerofoo · · Score: 1

      Good one!

      -ted

  99. Obviously, You're New Here by Hal+The+Computer · · Score: 1
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  100. SAS on Sixty Minutes by Arker · · Score: 1
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  101. And so the departments... by pr0ntab · · Score: 1

    deployed local proxy servers to "block ads" and use custom rules tuned for their employees' focus. And the logs are mysteriously hard to come by. :-)

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  102. Monitoring can has it's place. by xplenumx · · Score: 1
    About two years ago there was a technician in the lab next door who loved to spend time writing emails to friends, bidding on ebay, and playing little net games. Her slacking often hurt other members of the lab, but her boss - a great scientist, but a lousy manager - lacked the balls to confront the issue. Out of frustration, some gal got the idea to 'net send' a message to the account when the technician was screwing off. The message was pretty simple, something like "Please limit your computer usage to work related activities. Thank you. System Administrator", but boy did that shock her and amazingly her productivity increased (the computer was by far the biggest time suck).

    The institution didn't monitor computer usage (as far as I know), but I always wondered what they would have found if they had. I knew several individuals who downloaded massive quantities of MP3s (just testing them out so they could, uh, later buy the album... yeah) or pirated software using the high speed connection. I'm sure the press would have had a heck of a good time had the institution been audited (supported by government grants and all).

  103. IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    I work for IBM which is why this will be anonymous. IBM may be fine as long as you only work at an IBM office but the majority of their workforce is in the field and IBM will bend over backwards for clients no matter how agregious their policies. For instance I work as a field tech and one of our clients for Point Of Sales equipment is GAP Inc. Well the Gap and their other retail stores has a policy of routinely searching the bags and persons of their employees as they leave the store. We field techs were told that we were to submit to these same procedures and that we should not raise any complaints about it! I told my boss and my dispatcher not to assign me to any of these calls because I would refuse to submit. I can't imagine being forced to submit to that every day. Hell I just walk past the idiot security guys at places like Best Buy. I will not allow them to assume I am a crook for shopping or working at their stores.

  104. You [Karma] Whore! by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Posting an Insightful reply to your own Informative rated posting.

    If you weren't so forgetful, you could have posted all at once and only had one set of moderated points spent rating you!

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  105. Re:Monitoring can have its place. by xplenumx · · Score: 1

    Had to fix the title - I just couldn't let that one slide. Definitely time for bed.

  106. Privacy ended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as a function of the development of databases.

  107. Gossip != good in the pharmaceutical industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a former employeer there, one of the key reasons "gossip" needs to be checked on is due to the federal regulations. If someone from Lilly talks about drugs and that information is not okayed by the FDA, the company can be sued or fined. Do you want someone telling you that a drug can do something when it might hurt you? In addition, much of the drug development is a long process--on average 10 years and a $1 billion (before marketing!) That's a lot of people working with a lot of potential trade secrets.
    Granted, it is a large company and experiences can differ greatly, but globally, there are totally anonymous procedures in place for reporting possible issues.

    1. Re:Gossip != good in the pharmaceutical industry by whovian · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the clarification and tempering ;) Ah, so if they hear a false information/rumor, the company can issue national public statements with information that is correct -- well, as you say, correct insofar as it's the truth with respect to the data filed with the FDA.

      Yeah, let the company deal with it. I sure wouldn't try to correct the public on my own, opening myself up to possible litigation.

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  108. IBM GLobal Services SUcks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In IBM Global Services we had tons of work and couldn't get enough people"

    You guys are the worst.

    No evil enough to be good at it, but in competent enough that it takes you 3 months to answer an RFP that should be done in 3 hours.

    I remember when GS was started, the guys from IBM said "We sent all the losers to work over there". Seems like that's all they hire.

    1. Re:IBM GLobal Services SUcks by StyleChief · · Score: 1

      I second that motion, brother. IGS is about the most incompetent group of people I've ever had to work with. Software engineers my *ss!

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    2. Re:IBM GLobal Services SUcks by swillden · · Score: 1

      No evil enough to be good at it, but in competent enough that it takes you 3 months to answer an RFP that should be done in 3 hours.

      I'd say it usually takes us about a week to answer an RFP that should be done in three hours. The IBM bureaucracy still exists.

      I remember when GS was started, the guys from IBM said "We sent all the losers to work over there". Seems like that's all they hire.

      I've met all types, but, on average, my experience is that my colleagues are a cut above the engineers I worked with at any of my previous employers. Of course, I also work in the sub-section of IGS that's focused on emerging technologies, and it attracts the geekier set.

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    3. Re:IBM GLobal Services SUcks by swillden · · Score: 1

      IGS is about the most incompetent group of people I've ever had to work with.

      With 120,000 people, they can't all be good. I'm sorry you had bad luck. You would not have felt the same about my organization, I'm sure of that.

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    4. Re:IBM GLobal Services SUcks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your absolutely right. My experience is with a small part of IGS: the folks responsible for the network connectivity. Everything has gone downhill since they took charge of the networks. It now takes 2.5 weeks to accomplish what formerly only took 2.5 days (still too long for a switch mod). This seems to reflect the general course of events at IBM in the last year or two.(not just my opinion). Things don't seem to be getting any better . . . .

  109. You can look high and low... by hashde · · Score: 1

    And you will never find a worse industry to work in than big Pharma. Eli Lilly might be the worst, but they are all bad. Firing people when finding something in background check is commonplace, even after years of employment, in fact some do it regularly. There is a manager at one who keeps very detailed records of female salespeople so SHE can fire them when they get pregnant. When big brother it watching your salespeoples every move via GPS enabled call recording devices, it is an easy matter to fire someone. Forget it just one day, and you can never catch up, it records time as well, so as far as the device is concerned that rep did not leave the house until he/she came back and got the device. Grounds for dismissal, and all auto-recorded into the database, neat, clean, easy.

    1. Re:You can look high and low... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would anyone want to work in a workplace like that?

    2. Re:You can look high and low... by hashde · · Score: 1

      Many of the salespeople (and others) are hired out of college, or already in the industry. It is very difficult to change industries in sales, much harder than you might imagine, on top of which if bad leadership is all you know, why trade one for another of the same.

  110. Well by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    I suppose I should feel bad for offering to my boss the ability to spy on anyone's desktop at random, then implementing it. But oh well. It hasn't been used for spying so much anyway, but rather it makes tech support easier (less running around) and my boss can now access the entire office from out of state. Combined with our cheap video conferencing they'll be able to practically retire wherever they wish without really abandoning their work.

  111. Pharma and Biotech not a surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm not surprise a Pharma/Biotech company was at the bottom while a Computer/Electronics company was at the top. Having worked in both industries, those folks in the latter should be thankful you don't work in the former! The industry management style is *very* "command-and-control". In fact, having also "worked" in the US Miltary, I can say with some confidence that an officer in the US Military has more freedom to act that any non-executive in your average Pharma/Biotech company. Pharma/Biotech have much more in common with the old Soviet-style military where every decision is micromanaged and run-up the chain of command for approval. The whole privacy issue fits hand-and-glove with this overall business culture: "People must be controlled and exploited".


    A lot of this difference is due to the "time constants" of each business being different. In computer/electronics the life-span of products is on a few years at best. For Pharma/Biotech the lifespan is controlled by patents and FDA approval cycles which are 15-20 years. This automatically puts the kabash on innovation and creativity because they either can't afford it or would rather milk the profits (because they "can", never mind "should") than improve anything. In computer/electronic you don't have the time to worry (as much) about IP or squeezing a few more years out of some brain-damaged product - you are pretty much dead before you have the option.


    Been there. Done that. Never again!

  112. I worked for Lilly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...one summer when I was in college. I have to say it was one of the best places I ever worked for. I can also understand why they might want to be over the top with security. The chemicals that go into producing some of their medications are really serious stuff, like the phosgene gas which goes into making Keflex. I don't know what things are like now, but at the time, we signed acknowledgements every time we made an addition of some serious agent into the process, acknowledging that we understood that the ingredient was a mutagen, carcinogen, toxic nerve agent, catalytic agent, etc. In one case we would add 10L of an agent while wearing air hoods and tyvek suits, then hose the room down, exit the room, bag and dispose of the suits, then go take showers. I don't think you want to have any doubts about the individuals handling such things. Even back then, you were made well aware that you were under video surveillance in certain parts of the plant and while entering and exiting it.

  113. My company is nice by dimss · · Score: 1

    I like my office. I like my boss. I like our servers. I like my officemates. I love the girl working next room. In fact, I wish to live at work!

  114. I guess the worst thing... by TheOrquithVagrant · · Score: 1

    ...about being self-employed must be that your boss will follow you around everywhere, and know even your innermost thoughts. No privacy whatsoever.

  115. Not nice by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

    Why do I keep hearing of these things? Phone calls beining monitored, email being checked, privacy going straight out the window - and people claim that this is NORMAL?

    At my company (been here three years now), our phone calls are not checked. Not even the numbers. The email is not checked. The surfing is not checked. We are not monitored in any way at all.
    Clothing is very casual. People come and leave more or less when they please. When several of us sat in front of a computer, watching the 20min video of the new Half-Life 2 game, the boss showed up and watched it as well.

    And the result? We're happy. We work hard. We leave late.

    Never seen this before? Well, it *is* in Germany. Perhaps the US work place is going down the toilet as well, together with the citizens rights.

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  116. That by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    Is SOP nearly anywhere in the corporate world.

    Sad but true.

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    1. Re:That by JCCyC · · Score: 1

      No, at least not where I work. Only works created in company time or equipment are theirs.

      Then again, my company, although somewhat large, isn't a multinational behemoth.

  117. As a diabetic by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    I would hope that Lilly is extremely stringent about screening.

    Genetic engineering (The first commercially successful genetically engineered organisms were insulin-producing bacteria), products that are INJECTED by their users...

    A "bad apple" at Sears can't exactly do much damage terrorist-wise. A "bad apple" at Ford is no worse than their management. (Three words: fuel tank design) A "bad apple" at Lilly = thousands or even millions of people poisoned or made sick by tainted medicine.

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  118. IBM and apartheid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fine, how about the 1980s when IBM was still supplying machinery used to enforce South Africa's apartheid regime?

    "We are not in business to conduct moral activity. We are not in business to conduct socially responsible action. We are in business to conduct business."
    -John Akers, IBM Chairman

  119. Other LLY Connections to da Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Submitted for the paranoid among us:
    • Up until recently, Mitch Daniels (former LLY VP for Corporate Strategy) was Dubya's Director of the Office of Management & Budget (OMB)
    • Current LLY CEO Sidney Taurel sits on the president's "Homeland Security Advisory Panel"
  120. After the fact firing? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    While I admit I didn't read the article yet, how is it legal for a company to go back AFTER you are hired, do a background check and dismiss you on that basis?

    Hasn't their opportunity to invade your privacy expired after extending the offer?

    Or was there some clause in their contract," we reserve the right to change our minds and change our requirements for employment here depending on our mood "

    True, in the state Lilly is based, its a 'right to work' state, so its not hard to fire someone.. but to admit to this as the reason seems open for litigation by the ex-employee.

    Besides, its NONE of their damned business what I do on my own time.. The only thing that should have any bearing on my employment is my performance AT the job.

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  121. Recycling comments as stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=77699&cid= 6906066

    If you're going to recycle comments as actual stories anyway, why not pick ones that are moderated as "Offtopic" instead of "Troll"?

  122. IBM does not deal with controlled substances by semanticgap · · Score: 1

    Eli Lilly, just like any pharm company, makes or deals with a whole bunch of controlled substances (like narcotics or chemicals that can be used to produce them), not to mention the fact the research in antimicrobials requires access to various disease causing bacteria/vruses, so it would only make really good business sense for them to keep a close watch on their employees.

  123. is IBM a good company to work for? by nerdsv650 · · Score: 1

    IBM may be a good company to work for, just don't ever stop working for them. After the bought and destroyed Sequent I stayed on for a while. Out of boredom I finally left. Here's part of how handled my departure.

    http://michael.galassi.org/ibm.shtml

    -michael

  124. "Everybody was a man" by metamatic · · Score: 1

    The "everybody was a man" thing has never been true.

    IBM was training women as service engineers back in the 30s, and T.J. Watson set a policy of "equal pay for equal work" back then. IBM had its first female VP in 1943.

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  125. Real managers are RARE . . . and disposable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I first came on at IBM, I was thoroughly impressed by the manager that I was working for. Truly one of the finest folks I have ever worked with. Enter politics, favoritism, sexism, bureacracy. Guess what? They gave him a 30 day notice after 23 years of service. Replaced him with some gal with NO management experience, NO personality, and a sexist agenda. This company has not earned ANY respect from me. Ethics? Ha.

  126. Re:Pragmatism - Google? by X-Lancer · · Score: 1

    Anybody remember the campus of a software company that had free medical (via on-site doctor) child care, membership in a health club, free food (all you can eat) soccer games, and the like?

    Google seems to have all this stuff.

  127. re: religion and politics by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Well, last time I checked, "religious tolerance" was an important part of the development of this country.

    I don't think it's fair to jump all over a government appointee simply because he or she happens to publish religious papers, or publically announces a particular religious belief.

    We do, after all, still print "In God We Trust" on every one of our coins. Senate meetings are opened with prayers (although we recently decided that was only ok for politicians, not for school students!?!). We even grant tax exempt status to clergy in organized religions.

    I think the question is not whether Bush says he "feels he is doing God's work" in the middle east, or whether or not he happens to like reading the bible. The question is whether or not he's doing what the majority of U.S. citizens are asking for. Most of the polls I've seen show more folks in support of this war than not - so in that sense, he's doing his job.

  128. Re: religion and politics by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 1

    (although we recently decided that was only ok for politicians, not for school students!?!)

    Politicians are there because they have chosen to be. Students don't really have this choice, which is why the Supreme Court, etc. always strike prayer in school down. Since the government makes school mandatory, institutionalized prayer in that situation also makes it mandated by the state. And our government is at least supposed to try and avoid that kind of thing.

    And Bush is always speaking of how his religion is what he uses to primarily make decisions, so the original point about that does stand. His favorite 'philosopher' is Jesus, for example. And the wonderful thing about our country is that the president (and our government) are not just supposed to do what the majority of the people want. Majority rule was not what the country was founded on - much of the Constitution is designed specifically to avoid that situation! Of course, we know how well Bush has shown he believes in our Constitution and its values...

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