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  1. Re:Obama Policies Will Bankrupt USA Tsarkon Report on Chimps Have a Built-In GPS · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Calling the president a chimp is so 2000-2008ish.

  2. Re:Matell, are you taking notes?? on Reflected Gravitational Waves · · Score: 1

    2015 is just around the corner and a new industrial revolution involving anti-gravity devices is the only thing that can possibly pull us out of all this friggin National debt.

  3. Re:Truly Amazing on Reflected Gravitational Waves · · Score: 1

    Things just happen, what the hell!

    Best universal theory yet.

  4. Go-Go-Gadget USB Finger Drive! on Finnish Guy Gets Prosthetic USB Finger Storage · · Score: 1

    Cool, now he can be just like Inspector Gadget!

  5. Sub 1GB Flash drives and Hard Drive 1GB - 80GB on What To Do With Old USB Keys, Low-Capacity Hard Drives? · · Score: 1

    Use the small flash drives to store your tax files if you use turbo tax or tax cut software with burned CD backup of course, they store well in a safe, great way to keep sensitive information OFF your hard drive.

    The Hard drives, if they have bad sectors the magnet make great refrigerator magnets if you need to stick a ream of paper to the door.

    Also you can use them to make a pure DOS Gaming Box, kinda cool to hook up tot he TV and play Doom on them

  6. Quick!!!! Somone!!!! on New York Wants To Tax Internet Downloads · · Score: 1

    Call Joe the Plumber and his Plumbers crack to unclog them inter-tubes!!!

  7. Re:Sweep away imperialist barbarism on RIAA and BSA's Lawyers Taking Top Justice Posts · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes and make all media belong to the glorious state!!!

    And make it high treason to use any state owned media unless you get permission from the commissar and pay a usage fee to the state.

    YAY!!!!! Where do I sign up!!!

  8. All Well and good... on Obama's Proposed Space Weapon Ban · · Score: 1

    Until Iran launches a "weather satellite" containing a several kiloton nuke which is specially designed to boost it's EMP effect and it goes off over Washington D.C.

    I suppose our commander in party chief will just get on his tube based HAM radio and tell ahmen-a-nut-job to apologize to us.

  9. Re:And Hot Jupiters? on Mars, Mercury May Have Formed From Earth and Venus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How do we know that our system didn't have a Super Jupiter that was gobbled up by the sun sometime in the solar system's past.

    A super Jupiter being gobbled up by our sun could have caused a mass extinction in earth's past.

    It would probvably cause a lot of radiation to be released by the sun and some quite large coronal mass ejections.

    Just because we don't have one now doesn't mean we didn't used to have one.

  10. Re:I say "go for it!" on Black Holes From the LHC Could Last For Minutes · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK, no more metalocalypse for you!

  11. Nuclear Batteries on Intel Testing Solar Power For Data Centers · · Score: 1

    We need to de-distribute the power grid and use Nuclear batteries as a backup for green power sources.

  12. Screwing with the Earth on Tapping the Earth For Home Heating and Cooling · · Score: 1

    We alter the air temp and now we want to mess with the ground temps too. Great, why don't we just blow up the planet while we are at it.

  13. What are they going to do with the Dark Room? on The Presidential Portrait Goes Digital · · Score: 1

    In the white house? What will it be used for now? Maybe they will put a picture server in there for all the digital pics they will be taking of the Obama. At least when they photo shop the Halo around his head it will be a lot easier as they won't have to scan the picture in from the Negative, just upload the pic from the memory stick.

  14. Paranoia Agent on Blu-ray Update Sent To User Via Credit Card Records · · Score: 1

    It wasn't Best Buy it was the Blu-Ray Player itself.

    You see each one has a GPS tracking unit installed in it. When they are plugged into the wall they broadcast the GPS coordinates of the player and the make and model of the Blu Ray player to top secret CIA satellites in space which then bean it down to FBI headquarters in Arlington, VA. The Coordinates are then cross referenced against the United States Postal Service Database, where they can determine your address. After obtaining your address, they can also get your name from the USPS database. They then do a credit check through experian and this information is sent to the MPAA. They then inform the manufacturer if they find a player that is hackable and sue them to send you a firmware update disc.

    Get the tinfoil, and hide your daughters.

  15. Space Property Rights on Why Does the US Have a Civil Space Program? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We really need to be able to have laws that let people and corporations claim extra-terrestrial property as their own. Much the same as the Railroads got a huge chunk of land they could sell to individuals and take that money to make the trans-continental railroad we need a similar model for the space colonization.

    These new "railroads" of the space age, (space X, Virgin Galactic, ect )"Union Galactic" so to speak could build the infrastructure for space colonization from both public funds and private funds. Heck we could even use cheap Chinese labor to build the thing since they want to go to space as well. Or they could use us....

    Either way we need a new international agreement that is reasonable when it comes to countries, companies and private citizens claiming property on other worlds. As long as there is a provision not to settle places that already are settled by intelligent or semi-intelligent life.

    We shouldn't have superfluous bureaucratic limits on this colonization process by having to do environmental studies on the moon before colonies can be built. If the planet you want to settle is a lifeless or near-lifeless rock, bulldozing and strip mining should be allowed in gusto.

  16. My Lighting plan on New Energy Efficiency Rules For TVs Sold In California · · Score: 1

    1. wait till after Christmas. - DONE

    2. Buy up all the LED Christmas Tube Lights I can get my hands on - IN PROGRESS

    3. String them all up along the ceilings of my rooms.

    4. ?????

    5. Profit!

  17. Re:Savings on New Energy Efficiency Rules For TVs Sold In California · · Score: 1

    Screw it all, I would rather strip mine the earth and kill off 3/4 of the furry animals in the world in order to ensure that we have the resources developed for colonies on the moon, the asteroids and mars. That way we completely ensure the survival of the earth based species.

    Otherwise all it takes is a rouge rock from space to do the same damned thing and life end with the sun get too hot for life on earth. Just ask the dinosaurs. If ensuring our survival means destroying the earth then I am all for it.

  18. Ads IN the network!!! on Google Router Rumors · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Heck I wouldn't put it past Google to find a way to insert a ad into every TCP/IP packet that goes through their routers.

    Watching a packet sniffer on a network with a google router would be like walking through a text based times square.

  19. Johnny Cab on Volvo Introduces a Collision-Proof Car · · Score: 1

    Maybe we can just replace all those dumbass drivers out there with driving androids, might actually help lower traffic fatalities.

    Though since we are saving more non-genetically viable people today with medicine we still need a force for natural selection, traffic seems to be good mechanism for weeding out the dumbasses.

  20. What about Best Cheapass Mouse on The Best Computer Mice In Every Category · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For all of us who buy in the bargain bins of your favorite computer retailer.

    Which mouse under $10 is the best mouse?

    Which mouse under $20 is the best mouse?

    Which mouse under $30 is the best mouse?

    This is what most of us who are cheapskates really want to know.

  21. Re:Suicide? on Microsoft Zunes Committing Mass Suicide · · Score: 1

    Awesome Reference!

    Maybe someone should get the Major to investigate, as long as it ends with section 9 frog marching Steve Ballmer away into government custody it can only be a good thing.

  22. Re:That sucks on Chemical Pollution Is Destroying Masculinity · · Score: 1

    That is the origin of the firey latin temper

  23. Can Corn grow in salt water? on Saline Agriculture As the Future of Food · · Score: 1

    Because that could solve a lot of problems.

  24. My Car is nice on Study Confirms That Cars Have Personalities · · Score: 1

    It is a nice 4 door sedan, not very fast but gets me where I want and very reliable.

    She is like the ol' milkcow that lets kids pull her tail.

  25. Re:I Played as the US... on Virtual Peace Sim Game Based On America's Army · · Score: 2

    I played as the United States during the Indonesian Earthquake and actually played the same way you did during Katrina and everyone blamed me.

    I played again and this time provided relief and everyone still bitched and complained about the US.

    I then sent "relief aid" to the rest of the world in the form of C-4 wrapped around Pu235.

    No one bitched about the US after that.