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Black Holes From the LHC Could Last For Minutes

KentuckyFC writes "There is absolutely, positively, definitely no chance of the LHC destroying the planet (or this way either) when it eventually switches on some time later this year. And yet a few niggling doubts are persuading some scientists to run through their figures again. One potential method of destruction is that the LHC will create tiny black holes that could swallow everything in their path, including the planet. Various scientists have said this will not happen because the black holes would decay before they could do any damage. But physicists who have re-run the calculations now say that the mini black holes produced by the LHC could last for seconds, possibly minutes. Of course, the real question is whether they decay faster than they can grow. The new calculations suggest that the decay mechanism should win over and that the catastrophic growth of a black hole from the LHC 'does not seem possible' (abstract). But shouldn't we require better assurance than that?"

672 comments

  1. Um...freudian slip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    From the Summary:

    "Black holes...a few niggling doubts..."

    Yes, it is well known that niglings begin life by coming out of black holes, but wouldn't it be wiser to provide birf control to the black holes given the state of the economy? Fortunately Obama recently authorized abortion funding to ass-backward savage lands which are not specified officially but are known to be Africa, proud motherland of the apes, chimpanzees, macaques, baboons

    1. Re:Um...freudian slip? by gatkinso · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >> proud motherland of the apes, chimpanzees, macaques, baboons

      Not to mention humans.

      PS Crack a dictionary, read the definition of "niggle." But then again a mind that operates at your level is easily distracted by shiny objects and rhyming words, I suppose.

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    2. Re:Um...freudian slip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck niggers, fuck jews, and fuck you.

    3. Re:Um...freudian slip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and trolls, too.

    4. Re:Um...freudian slip? by RoCKeTKaT · · Score: 0

      Heh, not really. But, I can say that there are many people out there who think they understand what these fools, I mean scientists, are saying. If this were H. C. Andersen's the Emperor's New Clothes, I'd be the kid, but you'll only realize that a long time from now. And if you don't, I don't really care. I know what humans in general will do with more power. PS. Too bad it isn't on youtube, but if you have the time, watch "Valley of the Shadow" (Twilight Zone episode), it's one of my favorites.

  2. It's Crazy by LinuxWhore · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't help but think of one of my favorite The Soup clips every time I hear about the LHC now.

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    1. Re:It's Crazy by pbot · · Score: 2

      Yes, but do you exist while Lauren is gone ?

    2. Re:It's Crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm more reminded of this horrible movie. The scenes with the black hole sliding around the surface and eating St. Louis is hilarious. And don't even get me started on the "black hole monster"...

    3. Re:It's Crazy by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The vacuum between that girl's ears must be vastly superior to the LHC's.

      She must be studied.

      Repeatedly.

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    4. Re:It's Crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol. Wow. Maybe we should get 'The Hills' cast together with the scientists. I'm sure they would have something to contribute. Like, what color to paint the LHC.

    5. Re:It's Crazy by aliquis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And you're willing to probe that general area?

  3. Folks I don't want to hear say oops by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. My Barber
    2. My urologist during my vasectomy.
    3. The LHC scientists during the first collisions.

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    1. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by eclectro · · Score: 2, Funny

      How can an LHC scientist say oops if their vocal cords have entered another dimension of space and time?

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    2. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 4, Funny

      How can an LHC scientist say oops if their vocal cords have entered another dimension of space and time?

      At the LHC's first collisions, a black hole forms....

      scientist: Oops... OMFG! Call the President!
      evil voice from inside the black hole: What good is a phone call if you are unable to speak?

    3. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by zappepcs · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes. At some point in the future, I'm fine with the universe unfolding like so:

      Mother: Tottle, do NOT do that!
      Child: But mom, they are just small ones.
      Mother: You remember what happened to the humans, don't you?
      Child: They danced funny?
      Mother: Besides that...... (hand on hip)
      Child: (face frowning slowly) Yes mother, they blew up the southeast quarter of the galaxy experimenting with black holes.
      Mother: that's right Tottle. It's all fun and games till chunks of the galaxy go missing. Your father will NOT be impressed if he can't find our house after he gets off work tonight.
      Child: yes mother
      Mother: now put your physics set away and make your bed.
      Child: yes mother

      Yes, I'd be happy to be a footnote in the history of the universe as an example of what you really shouldn't do with your Acme Physics set that you got for your birthday.

    4. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could reconstruct the "oops" from the Hawking radiation emitted as the black hole evaporates.

      It would propably sound a lot like the "crap crap crap crap crap..." from that Homer 3D episode from The Simpsons.

    5. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Gareon · · Score: 5, Informative
      I wonder if they are taking any bets on the probability of an "oops" incident.

      Source: July 16, 1945: Trinity Blast Opens Atomic Age @ Wired
      "The Trinity test, as it was known, was the culmination of the American effort to win the race against Germany (and, ultimately, the Soviet Union) in building an atomic bomb. A mere three weeks after the test, the United States used atomic bombs to destroy the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
      But prior to the 16th, none of those involved in the project knew if they had built a devastating new weapon or a spectacular dud.
      With gallows humor, the Los Alamos physicists got up a betting pool on the possible yield of the bomb. Estimates ranged from zero to as high as 45,000 tons of TNT. Enrico Fermi, who won the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1938 for his work on nuclear fission, offered side odds on the bomb destroying all life on the planet."

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    6. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by postbigbang · · Score: 5, Funny

      I said it before: Lake Hadron. New shoreline real estate for sale, soon.

      Don't mind the Schwarzchild radius, come on in!

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    7. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by suggsjc · · Score: 1

      Bravo.

      Some of the funny/snarky comments written here make me wonder if they were ripped (copied/pasted) from some other location. This, however I don't think applies...I mean where else would this come from?

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    8. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I, for one, will bet my life savings on it NOT destroying the world.

    9. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by MrMunkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      My urologist was actually quite funny. When he was done he said, "Well, I've finished with the second one... but I found a third." I was a bit confused and shocked and then he laughed and said he was just kidding.

    10. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by MoonBuggy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think that pretty much sums up the way that the scientists on these kind of projects really think about these things, and I find it reassuring. They are just as unenthusiastic about the prospect disappearing into nothingness as you are. They are smarter than me. They are also almost certainly smarter than you. If they are comfortable enough to joke/make bets then I'm not worried.

    11. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by syphax · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was so not in a joking mood at the end of that experience-

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    12. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gordon Freeman!

    13. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by mcgrew · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      2. My urologist during my vasectomy.

      ANY surgeon during ANY surgery. I would have hated to hear my eye surgeon say "oops" during my vitrectomy or cataract surgery.

      I doubt you're awake during brain surgery, but I'd rather hear a urologist say "oops" than a brain surgeon. After all, they can sew your penis back on, but there's no fixing a torn or cut brain.

    14. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by hitmark · · Score: 2, Interesting

      was there not some calculations done at the time that suggested that the atmosphere itself could be ignited?

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    15. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by orclevegam · · Score: 2, Informative

      I doubt you're awake during brain surgery, but I'd rather hear a urologist say "oops" than a brain surgeon. After all, they can sew your penis back on, but there's no fixing a torn or cut brain.

      Actually it's pretty standard to be conscious during brain surgery. The reason being that once they start poking around in your brain they don't really have much feedback on what's going on unless you're able to tell them what your experiencing, so if you suddenly say something like "I taste blue" they may know they're in the right ballpark area or not.

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    16. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by kenj0418 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Enrico Fermi, who won the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1938 for his work on nuclear fission, offered side odds on the bomb destroying all life on the planet.

      Assuming he's betting on the "No" side, he probably should have got a prize for economics too. If you're right -- you win money. If you lose -- everyone's dead anyway so you don't have to pay! Its a win-win proposition.

      (Ok maybe win-win isn't the right term here)

    17. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh well, if we DO 'exist' after death, then we can be upset.
      but, if Not, then who really cares when it happens?

      I'd rather go this way, with everyone else, than die of some horrible cancer.

    18. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Girlfriend catching sight of the birth control pills in the morning arriving from weekend away in cabin.

    19. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      When I first read the headline, I thought holy fsck, four minutes? How do they know it will last that long? Damn they're playing with black holes! Glad my kid doesn't have a Radio Shack physics experiment kit! And I feel better about not trying to get him a chemistry set. I still worry about the dart board in the garage when I see the dangerous way he plays Wii....

    20. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by viper34j · · Score: 1

      lmao, I actually lmao at this comment. I'm sure my co-workers are now onto my lack of working...

    21. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by IchNiSan · · Score: 1

      Somebody beat you to it. Betting on LHC Destroying the earth..

    22. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by digitalgiblet · · Score: 1

      Alright, get me my crowbar.

    23. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not worry. Those pressure waves will never pass the event horizon. You will not hear any thing at all! :)

      - LHC scientists

    24. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was all over the popular press, but the scientists pretty quickly figured out it wasn't going to happen. I found the story pretty quickly last time I searched, but I'm not searching for you, because you could have searched before asking.

    25. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Burnt toast! I smell burnt toast!" - For all my fellow canadians who had to grow up watching that heritage moment on tv...

    26. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Tin+Britches · · Score: 1

      The indirect effects of operation of the LHC are
      much more likely to cause the end of civilization
      as we know it, i.e.: the resultant Global Warming
      from generating the power to operate it versus
      the results of discharging the oversized subatomic
      BB gun.

    27. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by medelliadegray · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If there is no time limit to these side odds of Enrico Fermi's--then odds could very well happen if we saw a WW3.

      I suppose it'd be pretty hard for man to technically wipe out all life with current technology. However, all of man and most large critters is close enough in my book. Hell, even knocking man back to the stone age is enough in my book.

      I wonder--did anyone bet on that one and side with annihilation? what were the odds he gave? :)

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    28. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      At the LHC's first collisions, a black hole forms....

      scientist: Oops... OMFG! Call the President!
      evil voice from inside the black hole: What good is a phone call if you are unable to speak?

      Scientist: OMFG! Call the president!
      evil voice from inside the black hole: The EU does not HAVE a president, shitkicker!

      Fixed that for y'all

    29. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "It's all fun and games till chunks of the galaxy go missing" - awesome

    30. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enrico Fermi, who won the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1938 for his work on nuclear fission, offered side odds on the bomb destroying all life on the planet."

      What kind of odds was he giving?

      Although I guess it really doesn't matter.

    31. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by digitig · · Score: 1

      Why not? What's happened to Hans-Gert PÃttering?

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    32. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      E3: The Extra Testicle

    33. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      Not quite a bet on the destruction of the world but Steven Hawkings did bet on the LHC. http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7598000/7598686.stm

    34. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Logic · · Score: 1

      My wife had no idea what I was talking about when I made a comment about that a week or two ago. Ahh, "Vignettes". ;-)

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    35. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by MrJSuppish · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Difference: the "small side odds" were saying that the neutrons would continue a chain reaction with the elements around it, i.e. that the silicon or carbon around it would break apart when struck with a single neutron and two neutrons would be released. They knew which elements did that, and could make the assertion that it would not happen.
      With the LHC, they are saying in a way, "Yes, two neutrons will be released when non-intended material is struck, but we're hoping that the chain reaction will peter out in time before enough of them get all caught up in it."
      Doesn't seem quite the same.

    36. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod Parent FUNNY!!!

      Because if it doesn't he gets paid big, otherwise, he wont be around to see it anyway.

    37. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That bet was a joke. As in, he doesn't have to pay if he loses because everyone's dead.

      If you don't think so, I'll bet you a million dollars that the LHC doesn't destroy the world.

    38. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Unoti · · Score: 1

      What's you're saying is funny, but the general concept you're talking about has been discussed much in serious probability theory. See Pascal's Wager.

    39. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by MadUndergrad · · Score: 5, Funny

      Four minutes?! I'll be damned if they make black holes that last longer than I do!

    40. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If universe is as massive as estimated, we already are in its Schwarzschild radius.

    41. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Actually it's pretty standard to be conscious during brain surgery.

      No it's not very common at all. You would typically be conscious if they were trying to destroy an overactive area causing seizures for example, but for biopsies or tumor removal which would be far more common type of brain surgery, you are unconscious.

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    42. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by darthnoodles · · Score: 3, Funny

      When I had mine done I asked him how many he'd performed. He said several thousand. So I commented that he could probably do it with his eyes closed. He offered to try...I declined.

    43. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by SBacks · · Score: 1

      I believe that wasn't for the Fission bomb, but was a concern for the Hydrogen (Fusion) bomb.

      Some scientists were worried the reaction would draw in hydrogen from the atmosphere, grow, and consume the planet.

    44. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. My Barber
      2. My urologist during my vasectomy.
      3. The LHC scientists during the first collisions.

      Amazing that you put them in that order...

    45. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by hitmark · · Score: 1

      heh, i ended up going digginging:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_Project

      seems it was fusion of nitrogen that was the worry, and it was related to the detonation of a fission bomb.

      now that would be something, as i was under the impression that nitrogen is one of the more stable substances in our atmosphere...

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    46. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by mseidl · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm hoping it'll suck more than my wife.

    47. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Hercules+Peanut · · Score: 1

      I suppose it'd be pretty hard for man to technically wipe out all life with current technology. However, all of man and most large critters is close enough in my book. Hell, even knocking man back to the stone age is enough in my book.

      Frankly losing power or access to Xbox Live for a couple of hours is more than I want to endure. You slashdot folk are thinking way too big for me.

    48. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now i feel like playing Spore and buying loads of planet busters to blow up bits of the galaxy.

      Thanks.

    49. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      During a combination cataract and silicone oil removal plus lasar surgery following a retinal detachment, I actually came too and heard my surgeon make a joke about urinating on the floor. If I hadn't been drugged out of my gourd, it probably would have made me nervous.

    50. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by kmac06 · · Score: 1

      Well pretty much everything in the atmosphere has a stable nucleus (other than a few traces, e.g., carbon 14), but any combination of light nuclei releases energy, and nitrogen is the most common element in the atmosphere (and lighter than the second most common, oxygen).

    51. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      > If there is no time limit to these side odds of Enrico Fermi's--then odds could very well happen if we saw a WW3.

      The real problem is collecting the bet once all life on Earth has been wiped out...

    52. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Gareon · · Score: 1

      ...the general concept you're talking about has been discussed much in serious probability theory. See Pascal's Wager.

      Pascal's Wager doesn't quite fit with what I feel when I read such things. More along the line of unintended consequences. The consequences may be a possibility but will not stop someone from pushing the button no matter how grave they may be. If my bookie is coming tomorrow to collect a bundle or kill me and I only have 1/2 a bundle then Pascal would tell me to make a 2 to 1 bet with what I have tonight.

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    53. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      win-die ?

    54. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean a retinal tear? A detached retina needs either a scleral buckle or vitrectomy.

      Did you get the CrystaLens IOL when you had the cataract surgery?

    55. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by iprefermuffins · · Score: 1

      Why not bet on the "yes" side? If you're wrong, you have to pay but hey, you're still alive. If you're right, you're dead but hey, you died a little bit richer.

    56. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      Dude, humor is one way humans cope with absolute terror! Start worrying!

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    57. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by wirefarm · · Score: 1

      You know, back in the early 1970's, when I was seven or eight, my friend Eddie was showing me how cool it was to flick matches across the striker on the pack with your thumb, how they flared like a tracer bullet and burned out as they hit the ground.

      It was tremendously cool.

      It worked flawlessly hundreds of times, even when they started a little fire, which you could easily stomp out, there in the tall, dry grass behind the A&P Supermarket.

      In fact, we would have said with certainty that it was a harmless way to spend the afternoon, had it not been for one match that didn't behave as we wanted and kept on burning, with a fire that quickly outpaced our ability to stomp it out.

      How do you stomp out a black hole that doesn't want to behave as you expect it to?

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    58. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by whatme · · Score: 1

      I read this and immediately thought of the old movie "A Christmas Story" with the line "You'll put out an eye". Heh. "No Johnny, you can't have the toy physics kid, you'll blow up the planet" :D

    59. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by wirefarm · · Score: 1

      You've seen this, right?
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7665747.stm

      I can't help but thing Gary Larson was somehow involved.

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    60. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by duguk · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm hoping it'll suck more than my wife.

      Yeah... me too.

    61. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by buswolley · · Score: 1

      All I hope is that they're all using the same units.. I'd hate to hear, "Nooo, oh. I thought you were using feet per second squared, not meters per second squared. Well shit this changes everything. "

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    62. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never, ever, stick your penis in a black hole. If you think the damage from a vacuum cleaner is bad, wait until you see what a black hole will do.

    63. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you know what i don't like? when a small group of people make risk/payoff decisions for everybody else.

    64. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by FatherBash · · Score: 1

      I wonder if they are taking any bets on the probability of an "oops" incident.

      Source: July 16, 1945: Trinity Blast Opens Atomic Age @ Wired "The Trinity test, as it was known, was the culmination of the American effort to win the race against Germany (and, ultimately, the Soviet Union) in building an atomic bomb. A mere three weeks after the test, the United States used atomic bombs to destroy the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. But prior to the 16th, none of those involved in the project knew if they had built a devastating new weapon or a spectacular dud. With gallows humor, the Los Alamos physicists got up a betting pool on the possible yield of the bomb. Estimates ranged from zero to as high as 45,000 tons of TNT. Enrico Fermi, who won the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1938 for his work on nuclear fission, offered side odds on the bomb destroying all life on the planet."

      Fermi did have a sense of humor. Offering a side bet for a contingency in which you can never collect sounds like classic scientist humor to me.

    65. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      You may not be able to hear it, but the information isn't lost.

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    66. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any collision that happens in the LHC could happen in many places in the universe. The main difference is that when such an event occurs in the LHC the sensors will give scientists a bunch of data they can pour over. The amount of energy it would take to destroy a planet is probably far more than the LHC will ever consume.

    67. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. I find their uncertainty in the amount of destruction that will be caused by their experiment very troubling. Scientists working for the Manhattan Project were also fairly certain that the first atomic bomb would not destroy the planet, but could not prove that it would not:

      Teller also raised the speculative possibility that an atomic bomb might "ignite" the atmosphere, because of a hypothetical fusion reaction of nitrogen nuclei. Bethe calculated, according to Serber, that it could not happen. However, a report co-authored by Teller showed that ignition of the atmosphere was not impossible, just unlikely.

      Of course, this experiment did not destroy the planet. But how many times can we take that chance before it actually happens?

    68. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by HiThere · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, it wouldn't be *THAT* difficult to wipe out all life on Earth, if that was your intention, and you controlled a major country (or equivalent) and you could afford to be patient. Asteroid orbits aren't *THAT* difficult to perturb. You might have to make a few orbital corrections, but I think that a solar powered mass driver on a large asteroid could probably perturb the orbit in a way that would wipe out all life on Earth within a century...though possibly some of the bacteria that live deep underground would survive.

      The thing is, nobody with a lot of power has a goal of wiping out all life on Earth. If they did, who would remember their name and deeds later? It's not that nobody goes crazy that way, but it's a quite unusual craziness, and it's an unusual situation where such a person can maintain power for a long time. Besides, it's so much easier to just kill off all the people. There are probably 7 countries that could do that without any further investment, and without requiring enough patience to wait for a century (or at least decades...I haven't run the calculations).

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    69. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....odds could very well happen if we saw a WW3.....

      Between nuclear, chemical and biological weapons in existence today, it is certainly possible that mankind's attempt to wipe themselves and all life off the planet could succeed in such a war. Jesus, being asked about the time of His return and the end of history said this as part of his answer:

      Matthew 24:21 (ISV) For at that time there will be great suffering, the kind that has not happened from the beginning of the world until now and certainly will never happen again. 22 If those days had not been limited, no life would be saved. But for the sake of the elect, those days will be limited.

      We read in many parts of the Bible that mankind is not the ultimate boss over this planet, but the One who made it, namely God. Jesus, returning in His role as God supreme, will arrest humanity in the foolish and futile attempt to destroy themselves, a special part of God's property, as well as the planet Earth. Mankind throughout the millennia has amply demonstrated that humans are incapable of living in peace with one another. That is a big reason why Jesus will return -- to finally enforce peace on His terms on the warring human race. Here is God's view of humanity and what He had King David write about 3000 years ago on what He intends to do to fix the mess we have gotten ourselves into:

      Psam 2:1 Why do the nations rage, and the peoples meditate on a vain thing? 2 The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers plot together, against the LORD and against His anointed, saying , 3 Let us break their bands in two and cast away their cords from us. 4 He who sits in the heavens shall laugh; the LORD shall mock at them. 5 Then He shall speak to them in His anger, and trouble them in His wrath. 6 Yea, I have set My king on My holy hill, on Zion.
      7 I will declare the decree of the LORD. He has said to Me, You are My Son; today I have begotten You. 8 Ask of Me, and I shall give the nations for Your inheritance; and the uttermost parts of the earth for Your possession. 9 You shall break them with a rod of iron; You shall dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel.
      10 And now be wise, O kings; be instructed, O judges of the earth. 11 Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling. 12 Kiss the Son, lest He be angry, and you perish from the way, when His wrath is kindled in but a little time. Blessed are all who put their trust in Him.

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    70. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but WTF has god, jesus, or any of the other parts of your fantasies got to do with the real world?

    71. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's the same thing I wonder with all the people predicting doomsday. What do they gain? If (or rather, when) they're wrong again, they look like fools. Should they be right once, they get to say "I told you so!" before they all go to hell with the rest of us.

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    72. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to use the silicone oil when the retina will not reattach by other conventional means first. Not a pleasant experience the 2nd go around.

    73. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      Well, if you're willing to *wait* even a small country could wipe out all life on earth.

      All they need to do is sit around and do nothing unit the sun burns out or an asteriod hits the earth, unassisted.
      :P

      Your definition of "not that difficult" is also quite amusing. As in:
      "It would only require an engineering and construction effort, the likes of which the world has never seen. It's not that difficult."

      So just WHAT exactly do you consider to be difficult?
      The space between difficult and impossible must be very sparsely populated in your universe.

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    74. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That, my friend, is Faith.

    75. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by burning-toast · · Score: 1

      I'll try to be more discreet next time. Sorry.

      - Toast

    76. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Yes, it was suggested on the basis of some free association thinking. One they actually sat down and did the maths it became clear that it would take more than a puny nuclear bomb to do anything like destroy the entire planet. It's quite big.

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    77. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Eunuchswear · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uh, not much of the Manhattan project was "all over the popular press" at the time.

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    78. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by EdIII · · Score: 0

      I think that pretty much sums up the way that the scientists on these kind of projects really think about these things, and I find it reassuring. They are just as unenthusiastic about the prospect disappearing into nothingness as you are. They are smarter than me. They are also almost certainly smarter than you. If they are comfortable enough to joke/make bets then I'm not worried.

      That's a bit short sighted.

      One of my favorite Sci-Fi books told about a situation in which thousands and thousands of the smartest scientists in all of humanity were involved in the single most important project. The reverse engineering of a massive alien transportation network that was abandoned by its creator hundreds of thousands of years ago. The network was adapted for use by humanity and went from near light speed travel over the course of many generations to travel that only lasted a few hours or weeks for distances that would have been impossible otherwise.

      They had determined that a small oblong object was responsible for all the massive power required for faster than light interstellar travel. Eventually after many years they were able to crack it open. The resulting explosion wiped out that star system and several others around it.

      I realize that may be bit melodramatic for you, but my point is that I am sure those scientists were way way smarter than both you and me. Accordingly, a project of that scale, I imagine it involved the best and brightest minds over the course of a century. After all that research and development I am sure that the head scientists involved did not think it would explode like that. They may have made jokes before the procedure. However, the unknown caught up to them.

      My point is that we are progressing into research and experiments where the unknown represents a danger not just to the local environment like the laboratory, or the building. Now it can endanger a whole city, a continent. Certain biological research and development is even dangerous to the whole planet. There is a remote (very remote according to many) possibility that this research could lead to an event that will lead to catastrophic damage to the planet, or even the solar system.

      To say there is no risk is ridiculous. We have to admit that we are working with the unknown and that we can only be reasonably certain of the safety when we carry out these experiments. The scientists have done all the math, to the best of their ability. All of their experience leads them to be fairly confident that they will not have a situation in which exotic particles or mini black holes end up destroying us. I believe that it may be highly highly unlikely that such an event would occur. However, the operative word is likely. They have not said impossible.

      I don't believe that this research should be conducted on this planet. The problems we have planet wide are not ones that greater technology or a far more sophisticated understanding of the universe and its workings will solve. I honestly think that to conduct this research now is just reckless. I share the great enthusiasm for finding the truth, but the fact is that even the scientists involved admit to a chance of these experiments having catastrophic results.

      Nothing so far has convinced me that the risk vs. reward in the research justifies continuing the research. That's my personal opinion, I hope those scientists are DAMNED sure and have done plenty of simulations. It is still a crap shoot when we conduct these experiments. Are you really that comfortable with a 1/1,000,000,000 chance that we all cease to exist moments after that experiment? It could be greater than that, but then again beer swilling men and women in trailer parks win the lottery every so often.

      I don't want us to win the lottery here and scientists calm enough to make jokes don't change the fact that their mistakes could end humanity once and for all. The fact they may be the smartest humans on the planet don't change the odds either. It's just not worth it.

    79. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by allgoodnamesaretaken · · Score: 0

      score 4 INTERESTING????

    80. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by syousef · · Score: 1

      I think that pretty much sums up the way that the scientists on these kind of projects really think about these things, and I find it reassuring. They are just as unenthusiastic about the prospect disappearing into nothingness as you are. They are smarter than me. They are also almost certainly smarter than you. If they are comfortable enough to joke/make bets then I'm not worried.

      They are smarter than you. You don't even understand the difference between smart and infallible.

      Think this is a troll? Think again.

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    81. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by pseudochaos · · Score: 0

      As I always comment when this topic comes up: people need to learn the difference between relativistic mass and invariant mass. There will be no black holes etc.

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    82. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by pseudochaos · · Score: 0

      What happened to free will? If it is humanity's wish to destroy itself, why would God (or whom/what-ever) stop that but not the individual murderers, rapists, bankers, stock brokers, etc? I'm seeing a double standard here.

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    83. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by EdIII · · Score: 1

      As I always comment when this topic comes up: people need to learn the difference between relativistic mass and invariant mass. There will be no black holes etc.

      Ummmm, that is not what I have been told. Whether it has come from the whistle blowers who say there WILL be run away black holes to the actual scientists themselves that say the black holes will collapse before anything can happen, it is still black holes.

      I stated that I believe the chances are are extremely remote that anything bad will happen, but NOBODY has said the chance is non-zero. My only feeling about is that if a mistake can cost us our entire existence, and all the other life on this planet, its existence I want the chance to be zero.

      That's it. Are you saying the chance is zero? Can you give me links to research and people in the scientific community that are saying the chance is zero?

      Otherwise I just don't think it's worth it.

    84. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by pseudochaos · · Score: 0

      Nothing but an appeal to authority would convince you? It seems, from what you said, as though whatever argument *I* would present wouldn't suffice to persuade you either way. Forgive and inform me if this is not the case, and I'll be happy to explain why black holes can't be created through sheer acceleration (relativistic mass).

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    85. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The thing is, any leader of a major country could do this with minimal problems, provided that he could retain control for sufficient time. It would involve lots of research, expenditure, development, engineering, etc., but those wouldn't be done by the leader, and they are relatively easy to justify in terms of national prestige, economic benefits, etc. The real difficulty would be ensuring that one's plans remained in place for a century. The technical challenges aren't that hard. And it's pretty clear that it could be done. This is in contrast to "grey-goo" which may not be possible.

      Another, perhaps easier, approach would be to create self-reproducing nano-machines that at one stage of their life cycle destroyed as much DNA/RNA as they could find. This, however, might not count as such nano-machines might, themselves, count as a form of life. OTOH, as I pointed out, even the giant meteor impact might leave some kinds of life. So perhaps it is too difficult.

      Just killing off all mammals, however, is something so easy that we may well do it by accident. (There's lots of ways with a low probability of success...but when you add in all the probabilities of the different ways it's no longer insignificant.)

      In fact, there's decent evidence that we may have started to destroy all vertebrate (chordate?) life by polluting the environment with certain chemicals that distort the sexual nature of all vertebrates. Perhaps this can be adapted to. Perhaps it will be kept at a low enough level that some will survive. But also perhaps not. (OTOH, insects have certainly adapted to most attempts to destroy them.)

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    86. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Nothing but an appeal to authority would convince you?

      Essentially yes. If I am going to be asked to make a final decision on whether or not I would support the continued research at the LHC I would want a recognized authority to make certain statements regarding the safety and chances of exotic particles, black holes, and other possible catastrophic side effects.

      It seems, from what you said, as though whatever argument *I* would present wouldn't suffice to persuade you either way.

      You could persuade me certainly. I would absolutely take what you say and attempt to verify it with a 2nd source. I don't think the fact I would want to verify the data and your claims offends you. After all the scientific process as a whole depends on verification and review from our peers.

      Forgive and inform me if this is not the case, and I'll be happy to explain why black holes can't be created through sheer acceleration (relativistic mass).

      I would be very interested in hearing what you have to say about this. I was modded down in my original statement, but I really am not some alarmist or melodramatic person that wants to stop the research at all costs.

      Considering all of the data that has been presented to me to date, I at this time do not feel that we should continue the research.

      The information has been presented to me through postings here obviously, but also other articles and statements from scientists as well. I would say the quality of the data certainly varies, but the one common element in it is that the chance of these negative side effects has never been presented as zero.

      If we conduct this research and create an accident that could theoretically have an effect as large as our own planet or solar system I would say performing that research would be reasonably considered risky.

      If you can explain to me that the odds of something like this are zero, or even higher than I have previously understood, I would very much appreciate that and it would be a positive contribution to this thread.

    87. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      The thing is, any leader of a major country could do this with minimal problems

      Minimal problems, my ass.
      You're talking about an exteremly challenging technical task that would require massive resouces.

      You really need to reconsider your definition of "easy".

      (There's lots of ways with a low probability of success...but when you add in all the probabilities of the different ways it's no longer insignificant.)

      I'd like to see your math behind this. You're making this statement as if you actually have numbers. but I'm betting that you don't, and this argument is based purely on "truthiness".

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    88. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by pseudochaos · · Score: 0

      >> Nothing but an appeal to authority would convince you?

      > Essentially yes. If I am going to be asked to make a final decision on whether or not I would support the continued research at the LHC I would want a recognized authority to make certain statements regarding the safety and chances of exotic particles, black holes, and other possible catastrophic side effects.

      Unfortunately nobody is a final authority, as far as I can tell. Einstein is dead, and presumably nobody wants to put their academic reputation on the line for speaking out against or for this.

      >> It seems, from what you said, as though whatever argument *I* would present wouldn't suffice to persuade you either way.

      > You could persuade me certainly. I would absolutely take what you say and attempt to verify it with a 2nd source. I don't think the fact I would want to verify the data and your claims offends you. After all the scientific process as a whole depends on verification and review from our peers.

      I was just making sure that the criteria here for a response wasn't limited to an appeal to authority. Having established this, I now know that presenting an argument contra relativistic mass isn't just a waste of time.

      >> Forgive and inform me if this is not the case, and I'll be happy to explain why black holes can't be created through sheer acceleration (relativistic mass).

      > I would be very interested in hearing what you have to say about this. I was modded down in my original statement, but I really am not some alarmist or melodramatic person that wants to stop the research at all costs.

      > Considering all of the data that has been presented to me to date, I at this time do not feel that we should continue the research.

      > The information has been presented to me through postings here obviously, but also other articles and statements from scientists as well. I would say the quality of the data certainly varies, but the one common element in it is that the chance of these negative side effects has never been presented as zero.

      > If we conduct this research and create an accident that could theoretically have an effect as large as our own planet or solar system I would say performing that research would be reasonably considered risky.

      > If you can explain to me that the odds of something like this are zero, or even higher than I have previously understood, I would very much appreciate that and it would be a positive contribution to this thread.

      What follows is a paper I penned for the a series called /Occam's Razor/, a reductionist series on physics. For more, I can be reached at sven.gelbhaar at gmail dot com.

      On Relativistic Mass
      Sven Gelbhaar
      27 October 2008

      If two objects collide at relativistic speeds, it will appear from their perspectives that momentum symmetry breaks down due to properties of light [Lorentz Transformation] (or so it's believed as per Special Relativity). To work around this and conserve momentum, Einstein postulated that the mass of an object increases as its velocity does. (1) In a previous paper entitled Revised Theory of Relativity I've pointed out that the properties of light might allow for optical illusions, if it truly has a constant speed, but perception isn't always reality.

      Take the case of a warped circus mirror. When you look into one, it may appear as if your torso is half its original size and your legs are a mile high, but does this mean that in reality that that's the case? No. If the speed of light is limited to c, then objects moving at incredibly high relativistic speeds might appear to be distorted, but they really aren't. (body:colliding high speed particles, mirror:speed) This (postulate) extends to the ostensible break in the symmetry of momentum. From the point of view of colliding high speed particles, it looks as though momentum isn't conserved, bu

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    89. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Actually, it wouldn't be *THAT* difficult to wipe out all life on Earth, if that was your intention, and you controlled a major country (or equivalent) and you could afford to be patient. Asteroid orbits aren't *THAT* difficult to perturb.

      1) No asteroid has ever wiped out all life on earth; not even the Chicxulub impact, which is probably the largest asteroid to hit the Earth since the Earth was molten, could cross the 70% line. Add to that the amount of life that's in deep fissures several miles under the ground, at the bottom of the ocean, in trapped lakebeds such as the one in the Antarctic, and you start to understand that wiping life out is in fact so fantastically difficult that in the three point five billion years since archaen life began on Earth, no mechanism has ever extinguished life on earth.

      2) Perturbing asteroids is in fact fantastically difficult, even if you're not limited by the safety issues that one is limited by when trying to save the planet. Just getting enough fuel in orbit, or a heavy enough object to perform gravity tractoring, is outside the reach of all but a handful of nations on Earth, each of whom have multiple billion dollar space programs and several decades of experience.

      3) If it's so easy, why isn't your pinky finger at your mouth while you demand ten million dollars from the UN?

      One thing that's great about armchair quarterbacks is that they generally understand the rules of football. Not so much armchair astrophysicists or armchair Doctors Evil.

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    90. Re:Folks I don't want to hear say oops by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Marionette, chosen by a comitee. He has nothing to do with the people.

      At all.

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  4. Group collision mergers by Smidge207 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "haven't accounted for 96% of the energy and mass of the universe in their current model."

    BUT...they also haven't accounted for all possible group particle mergers and interactions in the LHC. Unlike nature, in a particle accelerator they have groups of high energy particles moving in close proximity. In nature, we have lone high energy particles. We don't know what we can create in group collision mergers of high energy particles and even though these are rare compared with single particle interactions, they can still occur. Even if a black hole like particle was briefly formed and then hit by another particle or two or twenty, then what?. The point is, we simply don't know whats possible, but its very likely to be a different situation than simply a lone particle able to break down. If a group collision merger occured in nature, it would most likely be very rarely occuring, but it could be enough to help account for some fraction of the mass of the universe. We simply don't know, but we do know that in a particle accelerator, its going to happen a lot more often than in nature and we don't know what kinds of reactions group high energy mergers could cause.

    While its (mostly) safe to assume single high energy particles are not going to be a problem, as they happen relatively often in nature, we cannot say the same for multiple collsion mergers and all possible interactions of multiple particles, as we simply do not know for sure. The current various theories are not proof its safe and the fact we cannot account for so much energy and mass in the universe is a very good reason to suspect our theories are wrong.

    Also the fact they are building the LHC is proof in itself that they build it to learn, so they don't currently know for sure. Also for all their planning, even that magnet failure showed their theories and multi-million dollar design plans about how the machine should function can still go wrong. Humans make mistakes. Thats fine, we all accept that, but making a mistake with the LHC could potentially be the most serious mistake in human history.

    What concerns me is their intense desire to learn is going to bias their judgment. (I know my desire to learn has biased my judgment from time to time), but this is the most important experiment in human history, so its vital it doesn't go wrong in any way, or it could be the last experiment.

    =Smidge=

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    1. Re:Group collision mergers by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      The amounts of energy found in nature are enormous by cosmic standards.
      The amounts of energy in the LHC are enormous by technological standards.
      The energy in the LHC probably isn't enough to do much more than destroy the LHC if something goes wrong. And a tiny black hole probably won't do much damage even if it did get loose (it would have too little mass-energy)

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    2. Re:Group collision mergers by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      Accounting for all possible particle interactions would seem utterly impossible. Especially when the whole point of the experiment is to find a new particle.

      Your seem to be fixated on the idea that much of the matter and energy in the universe can only be detected by its gravitational effects. I'm not sure how exactly that's relevant, or why we should be worried.

      This "our theories are wrong" shit is simply ignorant scaremongering. You have not the slightest idea of what could or could not happen, only the bare assertion of a nebulous possible doom. If you're going to be too lazy to try to comprehend This Fine Article, please refrain from compounding your stupidity with evangelism.

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  5. look at the bright side by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    And I'm not just talking about the glowing accretion disk around the hole. If we do generate black holes that swallow the Earth, at least worrying about that will take our minds off the economy!

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    1. Re:look at the bright side by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      If we do generate black holes that swallow the Earth, at least worrying about that will take our minds off the economy!

      Where's my bailout?

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  6. Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by tnk1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is absolutely, positively, definitely no chance of the LHC destroying the planet (or this way either) when it eventually switches on some time later this year. ...

    But physicists who have re-run the calculations now say that the mini black holes produced by the LHC could last for seconds, possibly minutes. Of course, the real question is whether they decay faster than they can grow.

    Well its good to know that despite their uncertainty about the the data, they are absolutely certain of their conclusions.

  7. Well... by AltGrendel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...there's one sure way to find out.

    Fire it up, boys!

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    1. Re:Well... by Daimanta · · Score: 1

      Cutting the red wire might make the bomb explode.

      But, there's one sure way to find out.

      Fire it up, boys!

      The LHC can wait(it has done so for many years), so I suggest we wait for some more number crunching instead of pushing the big red button like a hyperactive toddler.

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    2. Re:Well... by drquoz · · Score: 1

      "The precautionary principle is a moral and political principle which states that if an action or policy might cause severe or irreversible harm to the public or to the environment, in the absence of a scientific consensus that harm would not ensue, the burden of proof falls on those who would advocate taking the action. The principle implies that there is a responsibility to intervene and protect the public from exposure to harm where scientific investigation discovers a plausible risk in the course of having screened for other suspected causes. The protections that mitigate suspected risks can be relaxed only if further scientific findings emerge that more robustly support an alternative explanation."

      From what I've heard so far, there's a small chance that the LHC will kill us all. And they can't prove otherwise because the underlying theories haven't been proven. If the question is "should we do it?", then the answer is simple: "no." Or at least "not yet."

    3. Re:Well... by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1

      What do you mean, "might cause severe or irreversible harm"? Is this "some crackpot says it could happen", or "not theoretically impossible" or "actual quantifiable possibility"?

      This sounds like FUD masquerading as logic.

    4. Re:Well... by jmn2519 · · Score: 1
      The LHC can wait(it has done so for many years), so I suggest we wait for some more number crunching instead of pushing the big red button like a hyperactive toddler.

      You must be new here.

    5. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we know through your insightful and intelligent posting that they will listen to your qualified recommendation.

      Twat.

    6. Re:Well... by philspear · · Score: 1

      While I think the number crunching has already proven to those worried that the LHC is not a threat, I do agree that "Let's find out" is some horribly flawed logic when talking about earth-destroying black holes, and should be modded funny, not insightful.

    7. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the point. The people doing the experiment have not no idea what's going to happen. No idea of the 'actual quantifiable possibility' of anything. Just look at past scientific suprises. If they have, could you tell me the probabilitity of finding sparticles, or the higgs boson, or stranglet aggregations, or black holes... If they have, why would they bother doing the experiment?

    8. Re:Well... by tcolberg · · Score: 1

      HAH! Your assumption that scientists or lesser enthusiasts (/.ers) could resist a big red button makes me laugh. HAH!

      Obligatory: http://xkcd.com/242/

  8. cosmic rays by cats-paw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I thought that this entire line of doomerism had been dispensed with thanks to cosmic rays.

    Since cosmic rays are striking the earth all the time, and a decent percentage of them have a much higher energy level than anything the LHC can produce, we should have already seen such a phenomena.

    ?

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    1. Re:cosmic rays by secPM_MS · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Small black holes are far less dangerous than made out to be. I wouldn't like to be very near one due to its Hawking radiation (virtual photon creation near the event horizon where one of the virtual photons is absorbed and the other turns real as it escapes), but the fear mongers of black holes forget the limiting factor. Matter falling into a black hole is compressed and gets hot. The hot matter radiates light / gamma rays. While in some cases this radiation might be captured as well, it is far more likely that the radiation pressure will limit the rate of matter absorption by the black hole. The radiation pressure effect is known as the Eddinton effect and is a major factor in stellar stability. In the case of a small black hole, the size of the black hole is far smaller than the absorption length of gamma rays, preventing advection of the gammas. Since a non-rotating black hole is likely to convert on the order of 1% of the absorbed mass into gamma radiation, such a source would be more than capable of creating a near vacuum of hot matter about itself.

      If such stable black holes were creatable / existed, we should see rather remarkable things with old white dwarfs and neutron stars, which would be greatly affected by such energy sources.

    2. Re:cosmic rays by SomeJoel · · Score: 1

      I've heard this argument often before, and for me it begs a question that maybe you can help with. Apparently these collisions happen all the time in the upper atmosphere, and there is a chance that they form shortlived black holes. What happens if one of these black holes happens to intercept a spacecraft as it leaves or re-enters the atmosphere? Does it do significant damage?

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    3. Re:cosmic rays by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 5, Informative
      That's what I thought, too, and in the comment section you'll find a comment from Geoffrey A. Landis, scientist at the NASA John Glenn Research Center, stating:

      Jeez - read the abstract. Its a calculation based on a theoretical model using some very speculative physics for which there is NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER. Really. Ignore it.
      The main thing to keep in mind is, cosmic rays have energies vastly higher than the LHC. If the LHC could produce black holes, then there would be black holes floating around everywhere.

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    4. Re:cosmic rays by John+Hasler · · Score: 5, Interesting

      > What happens if one of these black holes happens to intercept a spacecraft as it leaves
      > or re-enters the atmosphere? Does it do significant damage?

      No. Try to understand how small these holes would be. They are so tiny that in the unlikely event that they hit the nucleus of an atom they would almost certainly pass through with out interacting at all with any of the subatomic particles there. Your spacecraft is going to be hit by cosmic rays with far more energy and with a far higher probability of interacting.

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    5. Re:cosmic rays by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      Someone mod up the parent, I spent all my mod points already :-(

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    6. Re:cosmic rays by Goldsmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is no need for comments on this article other than the parent. In fact, this article should just be put into idle.

      As a physicist, this whole thing has been an embarrassing reminder of just how bad physicists are at public relations and the failure of many people to think logically. I'm not the biggest fan of LHC, but I'd like to see some intelligent criticism out there (Is this really where we should be putting our smartest scientists? Are particle accelerators the best way to do this measurement?), not this junk.

    7. Re:cosmic rays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is, and scientists aren't sure about this yet, but I am after many late night calculations, is that black holes transfer energy and matter (same thing) from one Universe to another.

    8. Re:cosmic rays by davolfman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What I find more interesting is that if these miniature black holes can give off a minute of Hawking radiation then it means the final seconds of a black hole look less like a bomb and more like a really bright flashbulb. This is great news for some science fiction authors as it means potential Hawking radiation reactors are actually NOT suicidal for a species to build.

    9. Re:cosmic rays by shinier · · Score: 1

      Newbie question. The LHC particles aren't striking the earth, they're striking *each other*. Is it common for cosmic rays to collide with other cosmic rays head-on?

    10. Re:cosmic rays by bruno.fatia · · Score: 1

      we should see rather remarkable things with old white dwarfs...

      You mean you HAVEN'T seen anything remarkable coming from those damn dwarfs?! I mean, come ON!

    11. Re:cosmic rays by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What I object to is exactly that kind of reasoning.

      I'm not a particle physicist, so I don't know the math and formulas and such, but what I do know for sure is that they are incomplete. Our physics doesn't completely account for everything in the universe so there is no way you can say that just because high energy particles have been hitting the planet for eons that LHC can't destroy the planet. For instance, when was the last time a high energy particle hit the earth near a torus of high energy particles and huge magnetic fields? Oh, that hasn't ever happened in the history of the planet you say? Interesting.

      These physicists are people, like everybody else, and they make the same kinds of mistakes. I can't count the number of times debugging a program crash that I've said or others have said that the cause can't possibly be X because we know for a 'fact' that the code is correct, only to have it turn out to be exactly that. That's the same scenario, only seen from the opposite direction. People make bad decisions and especially when they are invested in that decision (like, it being the culmination of 40+ years of your work...).

    12. Re:cosmic rays by kimvette · · Score: 1

      For all anyone knows, one could have passed right through you in the last 20 minutes along with neutrinos and who knows what other subatomic particles resulting from solar radiation hitting the atmosphere. It's been going on for eons (natural particle collider, ZOMG!) and so far so good; we haven't been eaten by any black holes yet.

      Wait a second; black hole - shouldn't we be referring to them as minority holes? ;)

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    13. Re:cosmic rays by khallow · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually cosmic rays don't fully replicate the black hole problem. Keep in mind that a black hole in the LHC would be fed for some bit of time by the stream of high energy particles in the LHC before it leaves the beam path and that black holes apparently have a relatively large cross section compared to subatomic particles. In theory, if you can feed a black hole more mass than it loses, you'll eventually grow it large enough to cause a problem, if you drop it into the Earth.

      Having said that, neutron stars are a better case study. They have densities far above that of Earth. For example, the average density of Earth is somewhere around 5.5*10^3 kg/m^3, presumably a little more in the core and around 2.5-3 kg/m^3 near the surface (I guess). The surface of a neutron star can have densities around 10^9 kg/m^3. That's almost a million times as dense. The interior can be far higher, somewhere above 10^17 kg/m^3. That's a factor of 10^14 more. Glancing at wikipedia, the power output of a black hole is proportional to the inverse square of the mass. The cross-section area is proportional to the 2/3 power of the mass (mass is proportional to volume which is proportional to 3/2 the power of the cross-sectional area). That leads to the tricky observation that the ratio of mass sucked to mass lost is proportional to 8/3 power power of mass. So a black hole formed by such a cosmic ray immediately interacts with mass roughly 10^6 denser than the surface of the Earth. Neutron stars obviously have a massively greater acceleration (10^12 stronger roughly), so velocities will be a lot faster. Let's suppose that means that a black hole on a neutron star intercepts 10^18 (=10^12 * 10^6) times as much mass as it would on Earth. For a black hole on a neutron star to have the same ratio of mass in to out as one in Earth would have, it'd need a mass almost 10^7 times smaller.

      Some natural cosmic rays are known to have energies above 10^20 eV. In comparison, the energy of lead ions (the highest energy particles mentioned in the wikipedia article) in the LHC will be somewhere around 10^15 eV. At a stab, that means black holes in neutron stars ought to form with initial masses of around 10^20 eV and dissipate, else the neutron star would rapidly go away. So to generate black holes with equivalent mass in/out ratios to those on a neutron star generated by the most powerful cosmic rays we've observed, we'd need around 10^12 lead ion particles crammed into the black hole to duplicate a black hole we know dissipates on the surface of a neutron star. While there's probably that many in the beam, it doesn't strike me that the black hole will intercept many of them before it is knocked out of the beam path. The black hole might even escape Earth's gravity altogether since it is likely to start with a velocity that is a significant fraction of the speed of light. I ignore the initial velocity in the above calculation because the speed has to slow to below escape velocity before there is a problem of black hole growth.

    14. Re:cosmic rays by thegreatemu · · Score: 1

      While all this garbage about the LHC causing the end of the world is nonsense, cosmic rays don't really provide the proof. Yes, ridiculously high energy (in fact, higher energy than our current astrophysical theories can explain; see the GZK paradox ) cosmic rays are constantly striking the atmosphere, and constantly forming micro-black holes. But, these black holes are moving close enough to the speed of light that they pass right through almost instantly. If a stable black hole were created at the LHC, it would be roughly at rest w.r.t. the earth, and therefore pulled down to the core by the earth's gravity, rather than escaping. The key phrase is the "if stable", which they won't be

    15. Re:cosmic rays by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, ok, since you said so, I just did.

      Aw, crap.

    16. Re:cosmic rays by Thiez · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > Is this really where we should be putting our smartest scientists?

      What gives us the right to decide where to 'put' 'our' smartest scientists? They belong to themselves, right? It is their choice what to do with their brains (cure cancer or get drunk or work at the LHC).

      If you insist on asking a question I guess you could ask 'Do we really want to fund the LHC?'.

    17. Re:cosmic rays by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      I think you mean electron positron pairs instead of photons, but aside from that, very well said.

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    18. Re:cosmic rays by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I don't think I'd be overly concerned being close to one. Any black holes created by the LHC are probably going to be, at biggest, composed of a few nucleons. The energy is awfully high for particles, but not particularly impressive on a human scale. If you were particularly unlucky your body might actually absorb a gamma ray and a cell or two might die as a result.

      Now, being next to a few trillion of them... well, that would be like standing in the collider beam itself.

    19. Re:cosmic rays by shish · · Score: 1

      Our physics doesn't completely account for everything in the universe so there is no way you can say that just because high energy particles have been hitting the planet for eons that LHC can't destroy the planet.

      Equally well, you can't say that putting socks on can't destroy the planet, yet I would assume you're willing to take that risk...

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    20. Re:cosmic rays by Ser_Olmy · · Score: 1

      Would they look like ball lightning?

    21. Re:cosmic rays by kalirion · · Score: 1

      That's the theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.

    22. Re:cosmic rays by philspear · · Score: 1

      Since cosmic rays are striking the earth all the time, and a decent percentage of them have a much higher energy level than anything the LHC can produce, we should have already seen such a phenomena.

      Sorry if I annoy anyone with this question, but aren't there some big differences between the LHC and those cosmic rays? If they're EXACTLY the same type of reaction, and do happen all the time, then it's probably okay. If we're just talking about high-energy collisions, but, I don't know, the LHC is going to be doing it differently somehow, doesn't really prove much.

      You can throw your lit cigar into the ocean and it will go out. Concluding that throwing your lit cigar into ANY liquid, including gasoline, is safe because you did it in the ocean would of course be ridiculous, since it's different materials.

      Note that I know little to nothing about physics, and I'm not saying my metaphor is good for the situation, just good for illustrating a potential flaw in the logic.

    23. Re:cosmic rays by Goldsmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wish the government shared your point of view! As a scientist, I'm not entitled to a lab, or funding, or students. I have to ask the government for the ability to do research and their permission to do the research I'd like to do (they regularly check on what I'm doing). If there's no government agency (or private company) that wants to fund me to do what I'd like, I have to do what they want me to do to pay the bills. Occasionally, you can slip some research in that's not supported, but you're not going to get something like the LHC without the government wanting it to happen.

      The question of funding the LHC is not quite the same. If we didn't fund the LHC, that money may or may not be invested in other areas of science. Even though it's a lot of money for one scientific project, it's a small amount to the collected governments which fund it. The highly educated people working on the LHC would have to be doing something else, and comprise a not insignificant section of the physics workforce.

    24. Re:cosmic rays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the LHC could produce black holes, then there would be black holes floating around everywhere.

      Since there's an LHC now and it produces black holes, i conclude there must be black holes everywhere! already!

      RUN FOR THE HILLS!!

    25. Re:cosmic rays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I'm not a particle physicist, so I don't know the math and formulas and such, but what I do know for sure is that they are incomplete. Our physics doesn't completely account for everything in the universe so there is no way you can say that just because high energy particles have been hitting the planet for eons that LHC can't destroy the planet.

      No. The problem is much much simpler: there has been NO CREDIBLE HYPOTHESIS as to why a catastrophe should happen. Just lots of idle speculation. Little bit like when it was suggested (and to large degree, believed!) that locomotive pulled trains would be lethal, as a human body could not possibly survive such a high velocity.
      Or when tomatoes were "known" to be highly toxic devil's food. And so on.

      So how about this: instead of proving total safety, require a credible theory to point why it could be harmful.

      And yes, same criteria should be used for many many other places where self-important doomsday prophets want to prevent all activity from GM foodcrops to new elect(on)ical device development.

    26. Re:cosmic rays by bonch · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thank goodness we built the LHC to provide science fiction authors another MacGuffin.

    27. Re:cosmic rays by scorp1us · · Score: 1

      You forget that:


      • The entire theory of evaporation isn't proven. In fact we have zero evidence other than some equations. I was watching a show exactly on this last night on the science channel. We have yet to build the telescope that is sensitive enough to record this kind of radiation. Until we do, we're just relying on unproven theory.
      • We have yet to see us test how a negative energy particle will react in a black hole. How do we know that the negative energy particle won't be pushed out. We know for sure the positive particle will be pulled in. Given the oppositeness of the other particle, how do we know it will be attracted to? How do we know it won't react with actual matter and annihilate itself and the matter as well, leading to a violent release of energy, which feeds the black hole?
      • Why is it the negative particle is always the one to enter the black hole? How do we know that the event horizon does not perturb space-time so that the positive particle is emitted to the event horizon.
      • We only have theory on the evaporation rates. We have no evidence of black holes evaporating to the point of collapse.

      Given we have yet to observe any of the base assumptions, all we have is some mental masturbation to go on.

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    28. Re:cosmic rays by secPM_MS · · Score: 1
      The theory is quite strong in this case. As for the virtual electron and positron meeting and anhilating each other, that is what they do all the time all over the universe - look up a good introduction to quantum field theory, which is very well supported by experimental tests.

      We have no evidence for black holes of less than multiples of the sun's mass and to the best of my knowledge, no evidence of black holes of masses on the order of many billions of solar masses. The rest is speculation, but not unreasonable.

      There was a very interesting paper at the LANL archives last year on the energy release from small black holes on planetary bodies due to eddington-limited accretion. The impact would be correspondingly greater and more observable in white dwarfs and neutron stars.

    29. Re:cosmic rays by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      How would such a reactor work? You encapsulate a miniature black hole, throw random matter in it, and collect the hawking radiation to power your star destroyer?

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    30. Re:cosmic rays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Small black holes are far less dangerous than made out to be.

      According to the theory you prefer, that may be true. But the fact of the matter is that we have not had even ONE black hole up close to study it. Not ONE. And this with entities which have matter pulled together into sizes smaller than planck length, with the crazy stuff that might happen then. As far as I know, we rely on simulations of black holes which do approximations, since in GR even handling 2 particles and their interaction cannot be done accurately. And even if you are dumb enough to think that the approximation must be accurate enough, there is the problem with "new physics". With all those values approaching infinity where a black hole is involved, how can you be sure that an effect you are not used to observing at all may not increase in significance to totally alter the picture ?

      As for cosmic rays hitting the earth all the time, that is a more convincing argument, but even then you gotta ask yourself, are the conditions sufficiently similar ? Do those gamma rays hit close to this strong magnetic fields for example ? The machinery of the LHC itself may play an important part.

    31. Re:cosmic rays by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      How would such a reactor work? You encapsulate a miniature black hole, throw random matter in it, and collect the hawking radiation to power your star destroyer?

      Almost right. You use it to power your Romulan Warbird. http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/D'deridex_class#Propulsion_systems

    32. Re:cosmic rays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      black holes apparently have a relatively small cross section compared to subatomic particles.

      There, fixed that for you. What was the rest of your post about again?

    33. Re:cosmic rays by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 1

      Equally well, you can't say that putting socks on can't destroy the planet, yet I would assume you're willing to take that risk...

      Again, really bad reasoning. Something reasonably analogous is "wearing the same socks two days in a row can't get your fired from your job" (something seemingly innocuous causing something 'catastrophic'). Your feet might be smelly, but nobody could *possibly* get fired because of it. Well, I'm not so sure that's always true -- but maybe you are.

      And don't get me started on people who say "it's just as likely that...", which you just did with 'equally well'. Nothing in the real world is the same probability. You're equating the possibility of a sock causing worldwide destruction with a BLACK HOLE and you see no difference between the two. They may in fact both not cause such catastrophe, but to claim some kind of equivalence between them is absurd.

    34. Re:cosmic rays by CookieOfFortune · · Score: 1

      I believe the Romulans used black holes or something of the like in their ship? But that's just off the top of my head.

    35. Re:cosmic rays by erikdotla · · Score: 1

      So if we create one, you're saying we can't throw garbage into it and solve the world's waste disposal problems?

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    36. Re:cosmic rays by khallow · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was talking about RHIC fireballs.

      When the gold nuclei smash into each other they are broken down into particles called quarks and gluons.

      These form a ball of plasma about 300 times hotter than the surface of the Sun. This fireball, which lasts just 10 million, billion, billionths of a second, can be detected because it absorbs jets of particles produced by the beam collisions.

      But Nastase, of Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island, says there is something unusual about it.

      Ten times as many jets were being absorbed by the fireball as were predicted by calculations.

      I was interpreting that to mean a black hole has a larger collective cross-sectional area than if the mass that made it up weren't a black hole. I guess it doesn't mean what I thought it did.

    37. Re:cosmic rays by Lije+Baley · · Score: 1

      Hey, black holes in the upper atmosphere are just fine with me, but NOT IN MY BACKYARD!!

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    38. Re:cosmic rays by Failed+Physicist · · Score: 1

      The odds of two cosmic rays hitting each other is vanishingly small. However, even if the particles accelerated in the LHC do hit each other, the overall energy of the collision is still many orders of magnitudes under that of an ordinary cosmic ray hitting a stationary particle.

    39. Re:cosmic rays by sidb · · Score: 1

      That argument only works with rational people. That doesn't seem to include this article's posters.

    40. Re:cosmic rays by shish · · Score: 1

      You're equating the possibility of a sock causing worldwide destruction with a BLACK HOLE and you see no difference between the two.

      If a large black hole were to appear, I would accept that it's probably more dangerous than wearing socks, but that completely misses the point -- we were discussing whether there would be a black hole in the first place. And getting back to that topic, your point that just because something's been happening with 100% safety for billions of years in the atmosphere doesn't mean it's safe on land does seem analagous to thinking "humans have been wearing socks for hundreds of years, but today the air pressure is different, so they may cause a spontaneous nuclear reaction" :-P Yeah, you're right that we've never tested these *exact* particle conditions, but I'm also right that we've never tested these *exact* sock conditions -- but in both cases, I see no reason to assume that the outcome of the new situation will be world-endingly different to the outcome of the old one~

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    41. Re:cosmic rays by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      How would such a reactor work? You encapsulate a miniature black hole, throw random matter in it, and collect the hawking radiation to power your star destroyer?

      Yes, except as others have pointed out it would be a D'deridex class Warbird, backbone of the Romulan fleet throughout the TNG and DS9 era.

      The idea is sound, the engineering... troublesome. To get a useful power yield out of a black hole by Hawking radiation, it would have to be very, very small indeed. A hole with a 1GW luminosity would have a radius of about 9E-16 metres, rather smaller than an atomic nucleus, and a temperature of 2E11 Kelvin, as hot as a supernova. It would mass 6E11kg, or about twice as much as every human being on earth. A difficult thing to handle! (Calculator at http://xaonon.dyndns.org/hawking/ for black hole parameters. Order of magnitude comparisons of length, mass and temperature taken from Wikipedia.)

      However, for such a black hole you wouldn't need to worry about feeding it: it would have a life expectancy of some 550 billion years. That's a good thing, because getting a matter beam carrying enough mass for high power applications, confined so narrowly and aimed so precisely, is going to be yet another monumentally tricky task. A black hole with a one-minute life expectancy would yield about 100,000 Mt / second. Yes, that's megatons. As in hydrogen bombs. Feeding such a beast its matter fuel, at a rate sufficient to supply such terrific luminosity, in the face of that furious blast, and never dropping the supply for as much as a minute... well, maybe the Time Lords or the Xeelee could manage it, but that's about all.

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    42. Re:cosmic rays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. The problem is much much simpler: there has been NO CREDIBLE HYPOTHESIS as to why a catastrophe should happen. Just lots of idle speculation. Little bit like when it was suggested (and to large degree, believed!) that locomotive pulled trains would be lethal, as a human body could not possibly survive such a high velocity.
      Or when tomatoes were "known" to be highly toxic devil's food. And so on.

      Tomatoes are part of the nightshade family, that includes several poisonous plants such as the deadly nightshade. You're seriously criticizing people for not eating a plant who's close relatives were KNOWN to be toxic? Furthermore, tomatoes grown in filth can actually be toxic by e.coli getting inside them.

      So how about this:

      How about you actually think before posting.

    43. Re:cosmic rays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no! There are black holes floating around everywhere!

      Shouldn't we all lie on the floor or put paper bags over our heads?

    44. Re:cosmic rays by Failed+Physicist · · Score: 1

      I'm only doing some slight napkin math here, but you might find this interesting.
      The maximum energy proton-proton collision possible with the lhc is 14 TeV.
      Assuming that no energy at all gets lost and it is completely converted into a microscopic black hole, that black hole will have a mass of roughly 2.5e-24 kg, which implies a schwarzshild radius of 3.7e-50. Do you understand the statistical probability of such a small particle actually hitting a nucleus? Even on a timescale of hours, the probability is laughable.
      Let's try to put it into words how probable it is for it to actually gain mass by hitting another particle. First, it'd have to "hit" an atom. However, an atom is mostly composed of vacuum. An hydrogen atom, for instance, has a radius of 1.2e-10 meters, while the nucleus itself is 1.5e-15 meters. So the black hole passing through the atom has the same chance of hitting the nucleus as a point-like object randomly thrown in a circle of 20 000km radius has of hitting a basketball.
      But, from the vantage point of a microscopic black hole, even a proton is mostly empty space. The upper limit of the size of a quark is currently known to be 1e-18 meters, although it is believed to be many orders of magnitude smaller. Assuming the maximum possible size, that'd be like hitting one out of 3 basketballs in a circle of 200km radius.
      That is, take one vanishingly small probability, and multiply it by another, slightly less vanishingly small probability. The chance of this happening is abysmal.
      But what happens if it does hit?
      We don't know for sure how the interaction would happen. Let's go again for the worst and say that for some absurd reason, the black hole eats a quark, and the tied gluons pull the other quarks in (it definitely wouldn't happen this way, but whatever, I'm being the devil's advocate here). What did the black hole gain?
      The mass of a whole proton is 938 MeV. That means the black hole didn't even get to 14.001 TeV mass, up from 14.000.

      Don't forget that all the time this microscopic black hole is fighting against herculean odds to hit other particles for minimal gain, it is also evaporating at an alarming rate.
      Now, how threatened do you feel?

    45. Re:cosmic rays by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm not a particle physicist, so I don't know the math and formulas and such, but what I do know for sure is that they are incomplete. Our physics doesn't completely account for everything in the universe so there is no way you can say that just because high energy particles have been hitting the planet for eons that LHC can't destroy the planet.

      If you replace the world "LHC" in the above statement with, say, "brick", it will still be entirely accurate, and equally meaningless.

    46. Re:cosmic rays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely you're joking.

      I did an Honours thesis on particle simulations at the LHC and I love the media hype about it. The mass hysteria about the LHC can only be seen as a good thing because of the sheer amount of attention it garners the project and physics in general. *Everyone* knows about the LHC. They may not know what it's for, or what it will discover, but they do think that it might blow up the Earth.

      Are you not just so anxious for it to discover something great? The general fear of the LHC could be the greatest success ever for the advancement of physics awareness in the general public. Ten years from now, the fact that it hasn't destroyed the Earth will bring trust and confidence in physics research. When we start building fusion plants and everyone worries about them exploding, aren't you looking forward to saying "Yes, but non-scientists thought the LHC was far more dangerous and it was a massive success."

    47. Re:cosmic rays by stmfreak · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't like to be very near one due to its Hawking radiation (virtual photon creation near the event horizon...

      Are you allergic to light?

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    48. Re:cosmic rays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if what everyone says regarding the Schwarzchild radius of these black holes is true, then we probably have seen small black holes all the time as the result of cosmic rays (except we haven't seen them if you follow me, but then, being a black hole, how would we?)

    49. Re:cosmic rays by dangitman · · Score: 1

      As a physicist, this whole thing has been an embarrassing reminder of just how bad physicists are at public relations

      I dunno, I thought the Large Hadron Rap was pretty cool.

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    50. Re:cosmic rays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, how threatened do you feel?

      Much more threatened. Because you clearly have no idea what you are talking about, yet you feel like you do. This is exactly the problem.

    51. Re:cosmic rays by sjames · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, black holes of the size that LHC might make are more like heavy elementary particles. The hawking radiation from being near one would be insignificant.

    52. Re:cosmic rays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your point that just because something's been happening with 100% safety for billions of years in the atmosphere doesn't mean it's safe on land

      Reading comprehension much? I said no such thing.

    53. Re:cosmic rays by syousef · · Score: 1

      If you insist on asking a question I guess you could ask 'Do we really want to fund the LHC?'.

      I'm all for you funding it. I don't live in a country that contributes, so it's not my coin. Fund it all you like. If I thought you were going to be destroying the planet with it I'd be against it, but I don't.

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    54. Re:cosmic rays by davolfman · · Score: 1

      Since I doubt CERN will be firing nuclear explosions down the LHC how are they getting black holes to last that long? If a one-minute mark black hole is already a bomb they'd have to somehow be artificially extending the lifespan of one MUCH closer to flashout. Either there's a LOT of factors I don't know about or your math disagrees with theirs.

    55. Re:cosmic rays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They might even be useful for a spacecraft. Imagine if they had any appreciable effect that would cause frame dragging (regardless of how small) and other things caused by gravitational lensing. If you could isolate and position them around your spacecraft by means of magnetic fields or lasers or such, perhaps it could be used as a novel propulsion technology.

      Perhaps it wouldn't be impressive as a wormhole tunnel that could be caused by a massive Kerr black hole. But imagine if you're only bending space by a very little amount, but then you're bending the space that's bent, then bending that, etc. such that it keeps doing some kind of iterative effect until you stop doing whatever that's causing it to bend. Maybe a lightyear wouldn't seem as far anymore?

      If we can make non-gravitational singularities, we'd better darn well be able to isolate them. Not because of the danger factor, but rather because they'd be a heck of an interesting thing to study in a controlled environment. They might yield some interesting properties.

    56. Re:cosmic rays by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
      Mmm, but a good argument that stable configurations aren't known to spontaneously arise in Nature isn't quite the same as arguing that they can't arise in the sorts of highly-artificial, highly ordered situations that we like to create in labs.

      ( Hmmm. I wonder what might happen if you drop a micro-black-hole into a vat of Bose-Einstein condensate? )

  9. What could possibly go wrong? by JCSoRocks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey guys, we thought the first nuclear bomb might burn up the atmosphere and we survived that! Guys?

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    1. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Goaway · · Score: 1

      We didn't think any such thing.

    2. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Utini420 · · Score: 1

      We didn't think anything because most of us weren't born yet.

      But the same groups of people emerged at the time -- folks who thought the first A-Bomb might start a chain reaction and burn off the atmo, or that the first H-Bomb detonated underwater might punch a hold in the ocean and drain it.

      Stupid? Sure, and very easy to dismiss in hind sight. Which doesn't say anything one way or the other about current concerns about LHC, but that these concerns have, in fact, come up before under similar circumstances.

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    3. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 5, Informative
      Teller did. According to this article, he showed that igniting the atmosphere was possible, but unlikely. He just didn't cover up the data fast enough, and it got out.

      Teller also raised the speculative possibility that an atomic bomb might "ignite" the atmosphere, because of a hypothetical fusion reaction of nitrogen nuclei.[citation needed] Bethe calculated, according to Serber, that it could not happen. However, a report co-authored by Teller showed that ignition of the atmosphere was not impossible, just unlikely.[6] In Serber's account, Oppenheimer mentioned it to Arthur Compton, who "didn't have enough sense to shut up about it. It somehow got into a document that went to Washington" which led to the question being "never laid to rest".[7]

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    4. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the great difficulty we had and still have in fusing Hydrogen, uncontrollable fusion of Nitrogen was the thing of science fiction. Teller knew this, hence "unlikely". Scientists don't like absolute terms, for obvious reasons.

    5. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Instead, we had nuclear fallout that caused thousands of cases of verious cancers every year.

    7. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by JDevers · · Score: 1

      Which is a hell of a lot better than all of Earth's nitrogen going up in a fusion reaction.

    8. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Goaway · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You shouldn't be so quick to take everything you read on Wikipedia at face value, you know.

      What happened was, the possibility was considered, and quickly calculated to be impossible, but somebody still entered it into the betting pool as a very dark joke, same as the "destruction of New Mexico" entry. Both were known to be impossible.

    9. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by bhima · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not as much fallout as what is created by burning coal to create electricity.

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    10. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teller didn't say anything because it's part of his act. Penn does all the talking.

    11. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey guys, we thought the first nuclear bomb might burn up the atmosphere and we survived that! Guys?

      Well, some people did, so far...

    12. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by dh003i · · Score: 1

      Nice to know that the insignificant "unlikely" possibility of _igniting_ the atmosphere didn't seem to give anyone pause about using the nuclear bomb to kill nearly a hundred thousand people, and hasn't stopped others around the world from dropping them periodically in tests.

    13. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Nice to know that the insignificant "unlikely" possibility of _igniting_ the atmosphere didn't seem to give anyone pause about using the nuclear bomb to kill nearly a hundred thousand people, and hasn't stopped others around the world from dropping them periodically in tests.

      Why should the "unlikely" possibility of ******IGNITING******!!!!!!!11!!!1one the atmosphere give anyone pause when they figured out it wouldn't? They had two independent calculations. One showed it "unlikely" the other showed it impossible. And you know what? It turns out they were both right.

    14. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by dh003i · · Score: 1

      Except they didn't figure out it wouldn't, and didn't prove it wouldn't. Two calculations, one showing unlikely, one showing impossible, don't seem to be good enough for me to risk global destruction.

    15. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Two calculations, one showing unlikely, one showing impossible, don't seem to be good enough for me to risk global destruction.

      Good thing then you aren't in charge.

  10. THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...Or "Knowing Enough to Be Dangerous".

    Stay tuned, as Rocky and Bullwinkle court certain doom!

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  11. Assurances by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Informative

    But shouldn't we require better assurance than that?

    What better assurance can we get than mathematical formulas? Unfortunately the only other way to find out is to run an experiment, right? I just hope their formulas and the assumptions they are based on are correct.

    1. Re:Assurances by jespley · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To put some numbers on this, the LHC will produce protons with 10^14 eV of energy. At that energy, we expect more than 1 per m^2 per year. I haven't seen any black holes recently in the square meters of the Earth's surface I routinely interact with. You? I wish the numerical illiterate would stop scare-mongering.

    2. Re:Assurances by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      There's actually an excellent paper out on this that points out that neutron stars are much more efficient "theoretical mini black hole" catchers than the earth. The number of old neutron stars is evidence against persistent-mini-black-hole production.

    3. Re:Assurances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But shouldn't we require better assurance than that?

      What better assurance can we get than mathematical formulas? Unfortunately the only other way to find out is to run an experiment, right? I just hope their formulas and the assumptions they are based on are correct.

      The mathematical equations gave us assurances about sub-prime mortgages and safety of their derivatives. That worked out well!

    4. Re:Assurances by Tryle · · Score: 0

      I'm positive they are. Oops, forgot to move the decimal point again. I keep doing th

    5. Re:Assurances by geekmux · · Score: 1

      But shouldn't we require better assurance than that?

      What better assurance can we get than mathematical formulas? Unfortunately the only other way to find out is to run an experiment, right?

      Ah, when you think about it, isn't the LHC just one big experiment anyway?

      I just hope their formulas and the assumptions they are based on are correct.

      Yeah, we all better hope that.

    6. Re:Assurances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget, though, that quantum physics isn't like most other sciences. In other sciences someone comes up with a theory, and then tests it to see if it is correct. In physics, someone comes up with a theory and it is assumed correct until/unless a test proves it wrong.

    7. Re:Assurances by kungfugleek · · Score: 1
      Still, I'm gonna get started building a rocket I can put my only son into and send him off to a distant primitive alien planet where the light of its red sun will give him powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal aliens-from-red-sunned-planets.

      Just hope no fragments from Earth's explosion end up following him there...

    8. Re:Assurances by RebelWithoutAClue · · Score: 1
      And how would we know there aren't transient black holes formed on neutron stars ?

      Transient, as in gobble up a few Megatons/Gigatons of matter, before dissipating. A neutron star may survive that, but human life may not.

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    9. Re:Assurances by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      I don't think there's a reasonable mechanism for that to occur. "Dissipating" implies Hawking radiation -- meaning a micro black hole would need to rapidly accrete matter after it's formed, and then suddenly no longer have access to that matter. Since accretion is limited by cross-section, bigger black holes accrete faster. (Note also that black holes become more stable as they grow larger, oddly, so they need to accrete less.) This really implies that the black hole passes through the star. This can only occur if the micro black hole has a high enough velocity that it's not captured by the star. Since there's now a lower limit on the velocity of the black hole, you know the size of a neutron star, and you know the maximum accretion rate, you can determine how much the black hole would accrete as it passes through the star. For the cross-section of micro black holes and the size and density of Earth, this accretion amount is absolutely trivial. The more concerning case is where the black hole is captured by a stellar body, which this analysis suggests does not occur.

    10. Re:Assurances by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      What about the assurances in the fact that protons with energies on the order of the energy in the LHC, and several orders of magnitude larger, have been bombarding the planet for billions of years without any stable black hole forming, ever?

      Actually, do we know that? As has been pointed out several times, a black hole only has the mass/energy of the matter/energy that's been absorbed, so a black hole formed from a couple protons would be incredibly small. If there were a couple thousand of these in the upper atmosphere, could we detect them? Their gravitational effects wouldn't be much, if any, different from the original protons (I'm thinking in terms of something like photon deflection). Would the Hawking radiation be distinctive enough to be able to pick it out of the general background noise?

    11. Re:Assurances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately the only other way to find out is to run an experiment, right?

      Right, but no one said that the experiment has to be done on Earth. Why not wait a few centuries for the space program to make progress and eventually run the experiment in space on a non-Earth-crossing orbit?

    12. Re:Assurances by bitrex · · Score: 1

      Math is nothing but self-congruent axioms.

      And Godel proved it's not even that!

  12. Space Madness by egcagrac0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And there's no possible way that Stimpy would be stupid enough to press the beautiful, shiny button - the jolly, candy-like button.

    and nothing of value was lost?

    1. Re:Space Madness by Leafheart · · Score: 1

      Madness? This is not madness. This is PARTICLE PHYSICS! Please move on.

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    2. Re:Space Madness by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires? Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him ever closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history? At the MERE... PUSH... of a SINGLE... BUTTON! The beeyootiful SHINY button! The jolly CANDY-LIKE button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?

  13. Storm in a very, very tiny teacup by Mindwarp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Sun in conjunction with the Earth's atmosphere has been colliding particles with WAY higher energies that the LHC could ever manage for billions of years now. As far as I know we've not been consumed by a mini black hole yet.

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    1. Re:Storm in a very, very tiny teacup by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that the Sun subjects us to tons of radiation? And not just us, but our children? For the sake of our children we must DESTROY THE SUN!!!

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    2. Re:Storm in a very, very tiny teacup by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I hate to nitpick, but do those high energy cosmic rays actually come from the sun?

      I thought that they were considered extrasolar (and possibly extragalactic) in origin. I'm sure they come from a number of different phenomena, but my understanding is that we're talking about really high energy suff like supernovas or quasars.

    3. Re:Storm in a very, very tiny teacup by Mindwarp · · Score: 1

      There are two distinct types of cosmic rays - low energy ones that are sourced from the sun, and the high energy ones that are sourced from the big guys on the universal block. So yes, there are different sources for both high and low energy cosmic rays. However, for the sake of this conversation all cosmic rays are considered high energy when compared to the measly energies our colliders can produce :)

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  14. Advanced Alien Civilizations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This could be why we do not see Advanced Alien Civilizations - their technological sophistication gets to a point where they eventually play with some sort of basic question of physics and have a planet ending disaster. Yet another reason to colonize Mars, and do this type of research there.

    1. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, a blackhole at mars orbit will not cause as much damage as a blackhole on earth.

      Hm, I think something is missing?
      Ironytags, that's it!

    2. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by jockeys · · Score: 1

      What, so we can dig up Martian artifacts and unwittingly open the gates of hell or something?

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    3. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of this UserFriendly comic:
      http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20080406

    4. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by ball-lightning · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, a black hole at mars orbit wouldn't do any damage (to us) because if it swallowed up Mars, it would have the same mass as mars, thus leaving everything else untouched. A black hole on earth would well, not be enjoyable for us.

    5. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      This could be why we do not see Advanced Alien Civilizations - their technological sophistication gets to a point where they eventually play with some sort of basic question of physics and have a planet ending disaster. Yet another reason to colonize Mars, and do this type of research there.

      Yeah, like that ended well...

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    6. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by Ohio+Calvinist · · Score: 1

      I don't know a lot about black holes, but if one where to be able to be started on Earth, and consume the entire planet; I would imagine that it wouldn't take much more effort to take the Earth if it started on Mars.

      That being said, having research facilities in space or the moon/Mars would allow us to do research that is "too dangerous" to do near people or that would benefit from zero to very low gravity environments.

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    7. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm...if Mars becomes a black hole, I believe that that would have bad consequences for Earth as well.

    8. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by cekander · · Score: 1

      I always thought the Drake Equation should take this into account.

      fs: the fraction of civilizations that destroy themselves with advanced technology before they have a chance to be detected.

    9. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That won't help. Remember the Phobos incident? And that lost base on Deimos? Demons running around everywhere...

    10. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by downhole · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, isn't the LHC expected to cost 3-6 Billion euros, mostly for huge piles of the very latest high-tech gear? How much will it cost to buy all of that stuff and then move it to Mars, with it still working right when it gets there? And to build and support a habitat for however many people it takes to run the thing, and the power plant to generate the power it needs, etc. And if anything breaks, it will take something like a year to ship a new part, unless you either ship a ton of extra parts ($$$) or build a high-tech infrastructure on Mars ($$$$). Yeah, I think we can deal with keeping it on Earth.

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    11. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by eltaco · · Score: 1

      that actually does go into the equation of the probability to finding other intelligent life. longevity or lifespan of a civilization.

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    12. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by hasdikarlsam · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't, except for possible radiation effects from the accretion disk while that lasts.

      Outside the current radius of mars, the gravity field would look exactly the same as it does now; it's just that inside what is now the surface of mars, the gravity would keep increasing instead of falling off as it does now.

    13. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Actually, a black hole at mars orbit wouldn't do any damage (to us) because if it swallowed up Mars, it would have the same mass as mars, thus leaving everything else untouched. A black hole on earth would well, not be enjoyable for us.

      Wouldn't such a black hole accelerate towards the center of Earth, passing through most of the matter w/o interacting, but perhaps doubling or tripling its mass, until it reached the core.

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    14. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't such a black hole accelerate towards the center of Earth, passing through most of the matter w/o interacting, but perhaps doubling or tripling its mass, until it reached the core.

      At which point IndustrialComplex will have pressed his browser's 'back' button, since he wasn't planning on posting that half formed comment. Imagine his surprise at seeing that the comment was submitted. Black hole radiation I tell you, messin' with my keyboard.

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    15. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by the_olo · · Score: 1

      That only postpones the problem till a star system ending disaster...

    16. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by WaXHeLL · · Score: 1

      How about no?

      How is it going to accelerate towards the center of Earth when the Earth has minimal gravitation pull on Mars?

      If Earth and Mars were the only two objects in space, you may make an argument for this, but there is a reason why the planets orbit around the sun in a conical shape.

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    17. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Careful, that might upon up a gateway to Hell, monsters could pour out, and we'd have to send The Rock to kill them.

      On the other hand, that would get rid of The Rock.

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    18. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because research on mars is perfectly safe.

    19. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by EGenius007 · · Score: 1

      Do you have any evidence that the indigenous life on Mars didn't colonize Earth so that this dangerous experiment could be done away from their homeworld?

      GNIMBY: Galacticly, Not In My Back Yard

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    20. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by lgw · · Score: 1

      Well, the lifetime of a technological civilization is IMO the biggest unknown in the Drake Equation. The other variables we can at least pin down within a few orders of magnitude, but how long does a technological civilization last? We don't even have one data point, beyond "at least 100 years or so after inventing radio".

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    21. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by Glowing-Wind · · Score: 1

      Also need to colonize Mars for Teleportation Research. Just in case...

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    22. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Reality Check:

      LHC - Cost about 6 Billion with a B.
              - Is 27 kilometers is diameter.
              - Consumes 10GJ when turned on, thats Giga.
              - Took over a decade to build.

      NASA - Currently has trouble landing a robot the size of a suitcase on Mars.

      So while in a sense it would be wise to do that sort of experimenting there, it would not be feasible for a very very long time if ever.

    23. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Actually...a black hole forming from Mars wouldn't be very enjoyable for us also - the accretion of matter would emit vast amounts of radiation.

      It probably wouldn't influence the Earth itself much, but I suspect sterilisation/wiping of many forms of life (think gamma ray burst...not very powerfull one, but at our doorstep)

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    24. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by TheBig1 · · Score: 1

      Since Mars has not yet sucked Earth into it, why do you think that Black Hole Mars would do any differently? Where would all the extra matter come from?

      The amount of gravitational attraction in an object is directly related to the amount of matter in an object; just because that matter is very dense (a black hole) doesn't mean that it will suddenly effect a larger gravitational pull on other matter.

    25. Re:Advanced Alien Civilizations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet another reason to colonize Mars, and do this type of research there.

      You fool! Didn't you learn your lesson from DOOM?

  15. already happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anything that could happen due to the LHC, already happens daily. The collisions in the LHC aren't as energetic as collisions that occur in the upper atmosphere from cosmic rays, etc ALL OF THE TIME. The reason to build the LHC and other accelerators is that it's kind of a pain in the ass to mount detectors on balloons and *hope* that your detector intercepts some of said cosmic rays...

  16. forgive me but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i would prefer something a bit more positive than "The new calculations *suggest* that the decay mechanism *should* win over". i'm sort of hoping its just sloppy use of language rather than sloppy math.

    1. Re:forgive me but... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Look, we run the numbers and most likely God willing the Earth won't be totally destroyed. Can we all just stop wasting time talking about this and get the science done?

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  17. Assurances by MoellerPlesset2 · · Score: 2, Informative

    What about the assurances in the fact that protons with energies on the order of the energy in the LHC, and several orders of magnitude larger, have been bombarding the planet for billions of years without any stable black hole forming, ever? I'm sure that for almost any event you can find some incredibly unlikely scenario of it triggering a sequence of events that will doom humanity. But it's not generally seen as a reason to stop doing things. Because it's never happened despite things going on for quite some time now.

  18. Re:The fact that there is some doubt by Nicholas+Evans · · Score: 1

    You and what army are going to hold them accountable when they destroy the planet?

    Yeah. Exactly.

  19. I knew it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Large Hardon Collider will fuck us all.

    1. Re:I knew it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      will fuck us all.

      No wonder it's greeted with such anticipation by slashdotters...

  20. Better than "does not seem possible"? by SlashDread · · Score: 1

    Like, "It seriously is un-possible dude!"

  21. Bruce Campbell at the LHC by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, I would really feel a lot better if the LHC deployed Bruce Campbell, with a shotgun during those Black Hole experiments:

    Evil Witch/Black Hole: "I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!"

    Bruce points his shotgun at the Evil Witch/Black Hole:

    Bruce: "Swallow this."

    *Blam*

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    1. Re:Bruce Campbell at the LHC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure that you mean Bruce Schneier http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/
      Black holes don't scare Bruce Schneier... he uses black holes as his own personal toilet.

    2. Re:Bruce Campbell at the LHC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am pretty sure Gordon Freeman is already present at the LHC, with a crowbar and Half-Life strategy guide. We got this one covered, Bruce can take a break.

    3. Re:Bruce Campbell at the LHC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Black holes don't scare Bruce Schneier... he uses black holes as his own personal toilet.

      So does everyone in China.

    4. Re:Bruce Campbell at the LHC by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Bruce points his shotgun at the Evil Witch/Black Hole:
      Bruce: "Swallow this."
      *Blam*

      Scientist: Ahhh, Bruce?
      It's a black hole.
      A Black fucking Hole, Bruce.
      It was about to evaporate harmlessly.
      Who the FUCK told you to fire high velocity lumps of LEAD into it?!
      You!
      Fucking!
      IDIOT!!!!
      You've just killed everyone on earth.

      Bruce: oops.

      -

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    5. Re:Bruce Campbell at the LHC by Failed+Physicist · · Score: 1

      Like shooting additional mass at a black hole is a good idea...

      I picture it that way:

      Evil Witch/Black Hole: "I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!"

      Bruce smiles wickedly:

      Bruce: "I have no soul. Starve."

      *Turns around*

  22. Well, duh! by Shivetya · · Score: 4, Funny

    those mini black holes were up in the air, not next to the earth you ninny.

    sheesh, next thing someone will make a video game with this scenario

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    1. Re:Well, duh! by Mindwarp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Heh - when you're talking about a black hole at or smaller than the size of an atomic nucleus it doesn't matter whether it's at the top of the atmosphere or at the center of the Earth. Matter at that scale is described as tenuous at best. You'd have to get somewhere like the center of the sun or denser before a collision would be anywhere near likely.

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    2. Re:Well, duh! by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      If you need gravity, take an object that has large gravity without atmosphere - like the moon.

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    3. Re:Well, duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Black holes are not matter. They suck matter in and it goes .....? They do not know where, probably another dimension. How big does an interdimensional gateway have to be to distort space/time/reality? Once again, they have no clue.

    4. Re:Well, duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I look up and I see ... NO MOON!

    5. Re:Well, duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHOOSH - like matter into a black hole

    6. Re:Well, duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because it's daytime, you ninny.

    7. Re:Well, duh! by Mindwarp · · Score: 1

      The matter goes nowhere. It is completely and utterly annihilated. Some radiation escapes from the event horizon of a black hole due to Hawking radiation, but it contains none of the information encoded in the original consumed matter or energy.

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    8. Re:Well, duh! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It's not just smaller than an atomic nucleus, it's COMPOSED of a very small number of atomic nuclei. The hole's size is truly, inconceivably small. As someone else mentioned, if such a black hole were to hit an atomic nucleus head on, it would almost certainly pass straight through, without interacting at all.

    9. Re:Well, duh! by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      You'd have to get somewhere like the center of the sun or denser before a collision would be anywhere near likely.

      Future grant proposal: create a mini-black hole and shoot it into the sun!

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    10. Re:Well, duh! by hasdikarlsam · · Score: 1

      It doesn't. That theory sets the planck scale (effectively.. well, it's not really planck anymore, but still) to 10^-16 meters (huh? That's almost the size of an electron), which does.. well, I'm not quite sure what, since electrons seem to work fine, but I doubt it'd allow black holes at 10^-27 meters.

      Basically, it would be quite impossible to pack matter densely enough to form a black hole of that size. (Pauli exclusion principle and all.. I'm not sure that says it's *entirely* impossible, but it'd get a lot, lot harder.)

    11. Re:Well, duh! by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      In short, matter is mostly empty space, especially on that scale.

      The odds of a tiny black hole getting close enough to regular matter to do anything are comparable to the odds of hitting a .50 caliber bullet fired at random in a field in Kansas with a .22 pistol fired from the moon.

      It makes winning the lottery sound unavoidable by comparison.

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    12. Re:Well, duh! by Hork_Monkey · · Score: 1

      For an ignorant question: Are black holes an exception to the law of conservation of matter and energy?

    13. Re:Well, duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's because I'm inside.

    14. Re:Well, duh! by lgw · · Score: 1

      Hawking says no: that over time, all energy (mass) that enters is returned as Hawking radiation, reducing the mass of the black hole.

      Also, we have no cluse what happens inside a black hole, as there's no good reason to expect that our models are valid. Small black holes would certainly annihilate anthing that entered them, thanks to tidal forces, but the tidal forces at the event horizon of a huge black hole are nothing much.

      Black holes seem to be a sort of knot in the universe. The interior should be a self-contianed space. How do you have a continuous spac that you can enter but not leave? Space itself moves very fast towards the center (from a frame of reference at a distance). But from the frame of reference of something falling into the black hole, after it passes the event horizon, it's all guesswork. This "space moving very fast towards the center" is IMO the time axis being swapped with one of the space axes. What that would mean in the infalling reference frame is hard to understand.

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    15. Re:Well, duh! by roemcke · · Score: 1

      There is no law of conservation of matter, only the law of conservetaion of mass/energy. And black holes obey that.

      When they anhilate particles, their masses increase.

    16. Re:Well, duh! by the_lesser_gatsby · · Score: 1

      but it contains none of the information encoded in the original consumed matter or energy

      Surely it must, otherwise unitarity would be violated?

    17. Re:Well, duh! by abuelos84 · · Score: 1

      Btw, how does Hawking refers to Hawking Radiation? Me-Radiation?

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  23. seconds and minutes by phrostie · · Score: 5, Funny

    when they say seconds and minutes is that in normal earth time or according to the time inside the micro event horizon?

    1. Re:seconds and minutes by pgn674 · · Score: 1

      I thought we weren't allowed to talk about time inside the event horizon; just on it's surface.

    2. Re:seconds and minutes by AndersOSU · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would think you'd need a quantum theory of gravity to express the effects time dilation in or near a black hole of this scale.

    3. Re:seconds and minutes by ryanvm · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're not. That poor SOB is going to get banned.

    4. Re:seconds and minutes by pgn674 · · Score: 1

      It is a little known fact that talking about time inside an event horizon is the sole universal exception to any and all free speech laws, world wide. If you so much as mention anything about time inside an event horizon, the time cops will soon be at your door an-laerg;'/

  24. Bogus by Kludge · · Score: 4, Informative

    Groups of high energy particles striking each other is not rare in nature. It happens all the time, right in our own atmosphere, on the surface of the moon.

    This is all Chicken-Little nonsense.

    1. Re:Bogus by LWATCDR · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Not at anywhere near this energy.

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    2. Re:Bogus by blueg3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, cosmic rays, which regularly (read: constantly) enter our atmosphere, have energies up to 10^20 eV. The LHC uses 7 TeV protons and ~500 TeV lead nuclei. That's on the order of 10^12 to 10^14 eV.

      So, you have it backwards. We don't produce particle at anywhere near the energy they're produced in nature.

    3. Re:Bogus by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      Wait...right in our own atmosphere, or on the surface of the moon?

      Or did you mean in your secret moonbase where you're developing your own Large Hadron Collider with which to blackmail the nations of Earth into giving you one million dollars?

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    4. Re:Bogus by networkconsultant · · Score: 1

      Yes, but when the SKY consists of various wave functions that only a Graduate in physics understands weather or not it's falling (moving sideways, popping into and out of existence ) is really hard to tell.

    5. Re:Bogus by Paul+Pierce · · Score: 1

      It happens all the time, right in our own atmosphere, on the surface of the moon.

      Yes, but this time we are watching.

    6. Re:Bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which obviously is why they had to revise the numbers and state that, hey, the black holes wouldn't evaporate almost instantaneously but would instead last minutes. Non event, it happens every day. Right?

    7. Re:Bogus by geckipede · · Score: 1

      It's the energy density that's the problem. What the LHC will produce is relatively low energy particles by cosmic ray standards but in huge numbers in a tiny space, constantly replenished. Any group of collisions forming a black hole in normal matter won't be able to absorb enough mass for the hole to grow because there simply isn't the density available to counteract its mass loss. The question is whether the beams can supply a black hole with enough mass that it passes the turning point and is able to grow further from the mass absorbed by falling through Earth's crust.

    8. Re:Bogus by LeDopore · · Score: 3, Insightful

      First things first: I'm not an alarmist, and I don't think the LHC will blow up the Earth.

      That said, I'd like to point out that not nearly all of that 10^20 eV is available to make new particles/black holes in the center of mass frame of the collision. Since all the collision products will have to have a ton of momentum in the direction that the cosmic ray was originally traveling, the available energy for creating new, potentially dangerous particles scales with the square root of the product of the energies (see http://www-bd.fnal.gov/public/relativity.html for a pretty good explanation of where this square root dependency comes from).

      In contrast, the LHC will collide two particles in the TeV range head-on, which means the collisions have more of a chance of creating an "exotic" than even a 10^20 eV particle hitting stationary atmosphere.

      However, I bet two high-energy cosmic rays each with energy > 10^14eV sometimes collide with *each other*, and that collision would have more available energy than the LHC collisions. The big question is how often does this happen? If collisions like these happen at a slow enough rate, I could imagine that the LHC might put Earth into unexplored territory in terms of numbers of collisions with ~10^14eV of available (i.e. not constrained to producing products with high momentum) energy.

      I trust that the physicists have worked out the rates of these head-on, two-cosmic-ray collisions. Otherwise they would have no right saying that cosmic ray history shows that the LHC will be safe. Still, the only defense based on cosmic rays I've heard has been talking about cosmic rays hitting atmosphere, which isn't valid. Does anyone have a good link to a website analyzing the frequency of head-on two-cosmic-ray collisions?

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    9. Re:Bogus by kuzb · · Score: 1

      It's what happens when they turn kdawson loose to post sensationalist articles.

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    10. Re:Bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may notice there is not much life on the surface of the moon, though.

    11. Re:Bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "right in our own atmosphere, on the surface of the moon."

      uh.... sorry to break this... but surface of the moon isn't in our atmosphere. Well, unless you do think they faked the moon landings, then yes, they are the same.

    12. Re:Bogus by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      The particle density is actually not high compared to the incredibly small cross-section of such a small black hole. Concerns about accretion rate are actually one of the major topics of this paper (though you wouldn't know that reading the abysmal blog post summarizing it).

    13. Re:Bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you have it backwards. We don't produce particle at anywhere near the energy they're produced in nature.

      So, how much are we spending to build something that doesn't do anything new? Why not just watch an existing cosmic ray?

    14. Re:Bogus by philspear · · Score: 0

      Groups of high energy particles striking each other is not rare in nature. It happens all the time, right in our own atmosphere, on the surface of the moon.

      So if I understand you, shutting down the LHC is not enough to ensure the world will not end, we also have to destroy the moon and our atmosphere.

    15. Re:Bogus by Hasai · · Score: 1

      Really? You mean the boys at LHC have a collaxar in their hip-pocket? No? How about a supernova or two?
      ];)

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    16. Re:Bogus by Eudial · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really a footnote, but a very high-energy collision with a stationary object like you describe would be more worrisome, since whatever exotic matter would be created could possibly move at relativistic speeds, increasing their half life by the Lorentz factor.

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    17. Re:Bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you going to pay for the jet fuel needed to get several metric tonnes of sensing equipment up to the upper atmosphere so they can take a picture, along with the good quality dark backdrop so that the picture is only of the collision, instead of also being "oops, the sun got in my shot" "darn, Detroit is showing up behind this one"?

      It would cost more than building the LHC, and it'd take forever to wait for one to hit right in front of the camera. Plus, the other ones hitting off to the side would create interference, so you couldn't tell exactly which collision had produced what.

      The whole point of this is to have the collisions happening in a controlled, predictable environment, where it can be accurately recorded without other things happening.

    18. Re:Bogus by HappyHead · · Score: 1

      But if the atmosphere was gone, then the high energy particles would directly impact the ground, which would be worse, since we'd also be gasping for air and upset about the lack of romantic moonlight walks. Or something. In order to save the world, we must destroy the entire rest of the universe, especially including the sun. (Mainly, this will only really save us from doom-criers who don't understand the things they're panicing about, when they all freeze to death. Not that the rest of us will notice, since we'll also be freezing to death.) It's the only way to get rid of those pesky high energy cosmic ray particles.

    19. Re:Bogus by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      High-energy cosmic-ray collisions occur at a rate of something like one per square meter per year. We don't control the energy or involved particles. To do high-energy physics, you need the statistics from millions of collisions with carefully-controlled parameters and sensitive measurement devices (which, incidentally, completely enclose the reaction area -- which would exclude most cosmic rays anyway).

    20. Re:Bogus by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      This is part of the topic of the paper. Black holes don't really have half-lives, but yes, high-speed black holes have longer lifetimes. (The paper's content suggests there are other effects to consider, but my ability to read relativistic physics breaks down at that point.)

    21. Re:Bogus by arevos · · Score: 2, Informative

      The question is whether the beams can supply a black hole with enough mass that it passes the turning point and is able to grow further from the mass absorbed by falling through Earth's crust.

      Atoms are about 1e-10 m apart, and the Schwartzchild radius is 1.48e-27 m/kg. So unless the LHC boffins plan to accelerate over a million billion tonnes of matter through the collider, the answer is no.

    22. Re:Bogus by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Relativistic black holes would also leave the vicinity of the Earth at high speed. In fact, it is difficult to see how black holes that were not moving at far in excess of escape velocity could be created.

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    23. Re:Bogus by geckipede · · Score: 1

      Without a theory of quantum gravity, we can't say with certainty what happens when an atom is near a microscopic black hole. The radius in which for practical purposes it is trapped and going to be captured might be several orders of magnitude larger than the event horizon. Granted probably not the 50 orders of magnitude that your numbers imply would be needed, but it's still something I'd hope somebody would have thought of before trying to switch the machine on.

    24. Re:Bogus by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Head-on beam collision (that is, two colliding beams), which is what they do in the LHC, can produce low-momentum, high-energy particles.

    25. Re:Bogus by philspear · · Score: 1

      Wow, that apperantly sounded serious to at least two people (a mod and happy head). For the record, I did not think he was advocating the destruction of the moon and the atmosphere, and I realize that would also be quite problematic. It was, how you say, a joke.

    26. Re:Bogus by budgenator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not to mention the any blackhole produced will be traveling at the speed of light minus a smidgen and have a mass just a smidgen above zero, so when it's 1 second lifetime expires it'll be halfway to the moon's orbit anyways! Those blackholets will be traveling about 3.5 million times the Earth's escape velocity.

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    27. Re:Bogus by Alsee · · Score: 3, Informative

      A nitpick, you misjudged the head-on situation vs the stationary target situation. Via Relativity you can always translate the collision into an equal head-on collision frame of reference. The only thing that matters is the total collision velocity (aka total energy). Two head-on particles is equal to one particle with twice the energy at a stationary target. The double energy of a head-on collision is nowhere near comparable to the hundreds-of-thousands of times higher energy of a cosmic ray.

      The only difference shows up when the collision products spray against the surrounding earth-reference-frame matter. Both collisions would spray a spherical fireball in the collision reference frame, but in the earth frame the stationary target collision would look like a sharply directional cone spray of products.

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    28. Re:Bogus by budgenator · · Score: 1

      What's a low-momentum, high-energy particle, 50% the speed of light rather than 5 nines the speed of light?

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    29. Re:Bogus by budgenator · · Score: 1

      My BOINC client has crunched LHC test data generated by cosmic ray produced particle hitting the Atlas detector already.

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    30. Re:Bogus by Eudial · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's a low-momentum, high-energy particle, 50% the speed of light rather than 5 nines the speed of light?

      Non-relativistic particles shouldn't be impossible. If the momenta of both colliding particles are equal and opposite, the sum momenta of the resulting "debris" will be 0. Though, even at speeds like 95% of the speed of light, the Lorentz factor is pretty negligible when it comes to extending the life of the particles. It's measurable, but it won't make them survive for hours and days when they were supposed to live for nanoseconds.

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    31. Re:Bogus by Parlyne · · Score: 3, Informative

      Check your numbers. If a 10^20 eV cosmic ray collides with a ~stationary proton in the atmosphere (proton mass is ~10^9 eV), the available energy in the collision is \sqrt{2mE} which will be about 4.5 x 10^14 eV. The top energy of the LHC is 1.4 x 10^13 eV. So, the cosmic ray collision still has 30 times as much energy available as the LHC collision.

    32. Re:Bogus by Werthless5 · · Score: 1

      I love seeing all of the non-scientists coming out of the wood work, eager to show off their lack of knowledge.

      Rather than ask questions to better understand the situation, let's use hyperbole and conjecture based on our gut feelings! HOORAY FOR SCIENCE!

    33. Re:Bogus by Werthless5 · · Score: 1

      it's still something I'd hope somebody would have thought of before trying to switch the machine on.

      We've thought of it

      We're good to go

    34. Re:Bogus by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Correct -- theoretically, you can produce zero-momentum particles with a head-on collision of equal-energy beams. So subrelativistic particles are entirely reasonable.

      For product particles with reasonable energies, you're only going to see a lifetime extension on the order of a factor of 10.

    35. Re:Bogus by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      The earth's escape velocity is about 7 miles per second http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_velocity, so an object can only move about 27,000 as fast.

    36. Re:Bogus by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....Not at anywhere near this energy....

      Maybe you don't know, but the energy of observed cosmic rays is at least seven orders of magnitude greater than the maximum the LHC will ever generate. They will collide particles against each other at about 10^13 electron volts. Cosmic rays are actually mostly protons with energies of 10^20 EV or more. The earth has been bombarded with these for eons. No reason to worry about a puny little accelerator such as the LHC.

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    37. Re:Bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if the LHC creates a mini-black hole that can access the Quantum energy vacume ?. Then all hell breaks loose !.
      Chris. Harding

    38. Re:Bogus by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Yes but as the momentum decreases, so does the mass, which would at some point be to little to maintain an event horizon; the black-hole would be come non-black. A classic black-hole maintains its event horizon because it has enough matter at rest-mass to do so, a mini-black-hole requires the Lorentz transformations of mass-time-space for the mass. Possibly, a mini-black-hole would only exists if it maintains it's velocity and therefore it's mass, and velocity is a vector of the absolute speed and direction of travel, so whether it's a black-hole or not is totally dependent on the observer's frame of reference. It seems possible that if a mini-black-hole were to approach you on a near-miss trajectory, that you would see a black-hole approach you then as the radial velocity diminishes due to cosine error that it would become a normal particle to you, and become a black-hole again after it passed by and it's radial velocity increased to relativistic levels. A diagram of this would look like a light cone the had a space dimension rotated to where the time dimension would be in the classic diagram; Of course I'm not a physicist.

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    39. Re:Bogus by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. The LHC will be colliding streams of particles in opposite directions, so the Black Hole could have a speed of near zero with respect to the LHC's frame of reference.

  25. Evolution... Proved! by yup2000 · · Score: 1

    1) Build a collider 'thinggy'
    2) Create a blackhole which consumes the entire universe... into a single point.
    3) this causes a "Big Bang"
    4) Big Bang re-creates 'life'
    5) 'life' gets too smart for its own good - Goto step 1

    1. Re:Evolution... Proved! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot steps:
      6)???
      7)Profit!

  26. Finally! by nizo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally, we may have resolved the Fermi Paradox.

    1. Re:Finally! by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      Yep, it's right here.

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  27. Science simulating life? by hwyhobo · · Score: 1

    Are scientists at the LHC attempting to model US Federal spending?

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  28. Mini Black Holes are useful too. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    Well, Arthur C Clarke's novel, "The Imperial Earth" speculates that mini black holes would be the source of power for the rockets flying between Jupiter and Earth. So let us not dismiss mini blackholes out of hand nor do we have to fear them. Let me be the first to welcome our new mini blackhole overlords ;-)

    (Of course, it is fiction. But Clarke's other fiction predicted communications satellites in geo stationary orbits too.)

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    1. Re:Mini Black Holes are useful too. by Canazza · · Score: 1

      He also predicted we'd be travelling via the phone lines by 1970

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    2. Re:Mini Black Holes are useful too. by TheAlmightyQ · · Score: 1

      Good book. If I recall, those blackholes were also created in an accelerator built on a remote asteroid a safe distance from Earth. Maybe we should listen to him.

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  29. Speculative physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Read the abstract. It's a calculation based on some very speculative physics for which there is no evidence whatsoever. Really. Ignore it.

    The main thing to keep in mind is, cosmic rays have energies vastly higher than the LHC. If the LHC could produce black holes, then there would be black holes floating around everywhere.

  30. Black Holes = Profit! by clonan · · Score: 1

    Peronally I am looking forward to mini black holes. So long as the mass is under several thousand tons even dropping a black hole in to the earths core wouldn't hurt the planet.

    BUT...

    black holes provide pure matter to energy conversion! A tiny black hole feed with matter will radiate generate matter-antimatter pairs which will generate a huge amount of heat!

    So..

    #1 create tiny black hole and put a charge on it.
    #2 create powerplant around it to collect the energy
    #3 PROFIT!

    1. Re:Black Holes = Profit! by AndersOSU · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm aware of the tongue and cheek nature of this post, but I'm also not a theoretical physicist, so can someone tell me if the current body of knowledge indicates any way to contain a black hole? In other words, it's impossible to put a charge on a black hole, right?

    2. Re:Black Holes = Profit! by omnichad · · Score: 1

      A zero point module (ZPM)?

    3. Re:Black Holes = Profit! by clonan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Charge is maintained. You can't destroy a negative without also destroying an equal positive.

      Therefore if you shoot a lot of electrons into the black hole it will develop a charge and the charge can be manipulated.

      After it has a charge you just need to shoot equal positive and negative charges

    4. Re:Black Holes = Profit! by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

      More like Romulan quantum singularity.

    5. Re:Black Holes = Profit! by lgw · · Score: 1

      I believe the accepted theory is that particles near the boundary would "shed" the charge very quickly. If you shoot an electron in, a sponaneous electron-positron pair near the hole would lose the positron and become a "real" electron shooting away from the black hole almost instantly.

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    6. Re:Black Holes = Profit! by clonan · · Score: 1

      Ok, so you just shoot electrons or protons in.

      You will maintain the mass and the black hole will still generate antimatter for energy output.

    7. Re:Black Holes = Profit! by lgw · · Score: 1

      That won't work. The black hole will act as if it were just scattering the electrons, as very quickly after an electron fell in a new one would be created (and with far lower energy than a partical beam, I expect).

      Isaac Asimov proposed a micro black hole power system. I believe the approach was to fire electrons/protons such that they spiral in, reaching relativistic speeds, through a magnetic field, and collect the synchrotron radiation.

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    8. Re:Black Holes = Profit! by clonan · · Score: 1

      You can shoot protons at it at a few kilowatt energy. You get electrons and anti-protons out. My guess is that the outbound velocity is fairly low since it just climbed out of a very steep gravity well.. The electrons meet up with incoming protons and neutralize them to hydrogen. The anti-protons annihilate some for energy release. Of course you could never turn off the proton guns or the hole will evaporate...quickly.

      So long as the thing was large enough to absorb matter faster (under controlled conditions) than it radiates while still being small enough that it can't survive on it's own it "should" make a good power plant.

  31. Absolutely, positively, by xav_jones · · Score: 5, Funny

    There will be no black holes, well except for very tiny ones that will wink out of existence in mere nanoseconds. Certainly no more than a couple of microseconds. At most a second. Likely tops of a minute. Absolutely can't be more than seven minutes ...

    1. Re:Absolutely, positively, by RebelWithoutAClue · · Score: 1

      Please mod parent Insightful. That's not very funny at all.

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    2. Re:Absolutely, positively, by fyoder · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere that they would be so small that even if they started to grow it would be ages before they became visible, plenty of time for those physicists to invent a black hole collapser. Hopefully the collapser won't have any galaxy threatening properties of its own.

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    3. Re:Absolutely, positively, by volpe · · Score: 1

      "It could last six seconds, six minutes, I doubt six hours."
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  32. What is a blackhole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A miserable little pile of hadrons!
    But enough talk, have at you!

  33. The Quantum Make a Wish Foundation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone wins a free trip to France.

    1. Re:The Quantum Make a Wish Foundation by tmosley · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Europe, France wins trip to everyone!

    2. Re:The Quantum Make a Wish Foundation by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 1

      Not only do we get a free trip to France, we'll be able to simultaneously be at the Louvre AND the Eiffel Tower!

    3. Re:The Quantum Make a Wish Foundation by puppyfox · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Singularity, everything everythings everything!

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    4. Re:The Quantum Make a Wish Foundation by Werthless5 · · Score: 1

      FREE EUROPEAN VACATION!

  34. Please Mod Parent Up To The Maximum! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Intelligence is not merely logic, rationality, experience, and knowledge but also taking the unknown into account. The parent post is a fine example of intelligence.

    1. Re:Please Mod Parent Up To The Maximum! by chunkyq · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The parent post is also a fine example of making grand claims about advanced science without providing a single reference.

    2. Re:Please Mod Parent Up To The Maximum! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maximum mod, engage!

  35. Uhhh by PalmKiller · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Can't they move this thing to the moon and control it remotely, they should have plenty of room for a nuclear power plant of its very own...and if it gets swallowed in a small black hole at least we might have a chance.

    1. Re:Uhhh by Bieeanda · · Score: 1

      No. There are over 1500 superconducting magnets in the thing, each of which weighs on the order of 27 tons. Ignoring the cost of developing a transport to move something that heavy into space, and the cost of developing and building a full-blown moonbase to house the workers who build and maintain the device, the cost of fuel for moving even one of the magnets would be literally astronomical.

    2. Re:Uhhh by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      Can't they move this thing to the moon and control it remotely, they should have plenty of room for a nuclear power plant of its very own...and if it gets swallowed in a small black hole at least we might have a chance.

      I doubt that would help. *If* the moon were to collapse into a black hole (and I'm not saying that's really possible), most of its mass would probably fall in through an accretion disk. In the case of stellar black holes, such disks are the most efficient known way to convert mass into energy. Therefore, the earth would probably be totally scorched by the huge flux of X-rays and other radiation from the disk.

    3. Re:Uhhh by maxume · · Score: 1

      As others have said, it is one of the largest machines ever constructed, and getting things to the surface of the moon is 'hard'.

      Also, I suspect that you or some other wacko would complain about the plans to launch significant amounts of nuclear material.

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    4. Re:Uhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely if they used the remaining space shuttles it could be done?

    5. Re:Uhhh by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

      It was meant to be a joke, but I will take a 0 score and a flamebait tag, that is kinda funny it itself

  36. And nuclear weapons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... will cause a chain reaction causing the atmosphere to ignite and destroy all life on the planet.

    There's always some crackpot who thinks an experiment is going to end the world.

    1. Re:And nuclear weapons... by ball-lightning · · Score: 1

      Give it time... that crackpot still might end up being right :-/

  37. Supernova? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe whenever we observe a supernova its because an advanced civilization in that vicinity threw the switch on their LHC variant. If we are stupid enough to destroy everything then we'll get what we deserve. Darwin had something, I think.

  38. this is really simple to solve. by swschrad · · Score: 1

    call as I flip, charmed or strange.. .

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  39. If it works the way they say it works... by erroneus · · Score: 1

    If it works as they describe, I wonder if we haven't invented a waste disposal system of some sort? Just shove all of our crap into a singularity like they do on Futurama!

    I would love to see a kitchen model! Man! Sure would save me from having to take out the trash!

  40. Can't Grow Fast Enough To Matter by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Informative

    > Various scientists have said this will not happen because the black holes would decay
    > before they could do any damage.

    The argument is stronger than that. Even if the holes don't decay at all their collision cross-sections are so small that they cannot get big enough to matter before the sun turns into a red giant and swallows the Earth.

    An even stronger argument is that if the LHC can create such holes so can cosmic rays and yet we are still here.

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    1. Re:Can't Grow Fast Enough To Matter by RebelWithoutAClue · · Score: 1
      The black hole might survive, if it was being fed by the LHC.

      Cosmic rays don't have the continuous stream of particles to feed the black hole like the LHC will.

      Notice how the estimated lifetime of the black hole is steadily increasing. It used to be nanoseconds, now its minutes.

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    2. Re:Can't Grow Fast Enough To Matter by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > The black hole might survive, if it was being fed by the LHC.

      There is no was to "feed" it.

      > Cosmic rays don't have the continuous stream of particles to feed the black hole like
      > the LHC will.

      What are you on about? "Feed"? If a black hole is created it will come zooming out of the beam intersection point at a relativistic velocity just like all the other collsion debris. It isn't going to have a string attached.

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    3. Re:Can't Grow Fast Enough To Matter by Werthless5 · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that black holes in the atmosphere would decay quickly because there is no matter in the atmosphere? Not only is that outrageously stupid, but even with a lifetime of hours, the black holes created by cosmic rays would still pass through the Earth and would have plenty of matter to "feed" on

      If anything, having a longer lifetime leads more credibility to the idea that black holes at the LHC will be harmless.

  41. Clark and Shefffield [Re:Mini Black Holes are...] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, Arthur C Clarke's novel, "The Imperial Earth" speculates that mini black holes would be the source of power for the rockets flying between Jupiter and Earth

    And don't forget Charles Sheffield's McAndrew stories, collected as The McAndrew Chronicles. Great stuff if you're a fan of technically accurate science fiction.

  42. Re:The fact that there is some doubt by mcelrath · · Score: 1
    You should read this: On The Statistics of Improbable Things.

    "It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull." -- H.L. Mencken

    "Doubt is not a pleasant mental state, but certainty is a ridiculous one." -- Voltaire

    "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  43. Gravity still applies by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A black hole is just the gravity well of a given mass compressed into a sufficiently small space. In this case, the given mass is miniscule, so very little (practically nothing, hence the "evaporation" issue) will be drawn to it.

    You have more to worry about from the gravitational pull of your shoes.

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    1. Re:Gravity still applies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have more to worry about from the gravitational pull of your shoes.

      Oh crap, that's worse than the "think about your breathing" troll, now I'll be worrying about the gravity of my shoes!

    2. Re:Gravity still applies by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1, Interesting

      But, see here's the thing: the black hole may have very little mass, and therefore attract very little nearby matter.

      However, it is also affected by the Earth's gravity.

      The black hole will fall downward, like all objects that have mass, drawntoward the center of the earth.

      Every bit of matter between the black hole and the center of the earth will fall into the black hole, adding to its mass like a snowball rolling down a hill.

      When the black hole hits the bottom of Earth's gravity well, the pressure of all the material above it will press downard into it, putting more and more Earth material past the black hole's event horizon. With nothing to stop the inward falling mass of the planet's mass into the hole, the hole will swallow the entire planet.

      The only way this won't happen is if the hole "evaporates" due to Hawking radiation more quickly than it can accrete mass, and loses sufficient mass such that it stops having an event horizon, eg ceases to be a black hole.

      Fortunately, calculations predict that very light holes would lose mass due to Hawking radiation very quickly. However, those calculations are apparently not as precisely calibrated as previously thought.

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    3. Re:Gravity still applies by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

      Following your post's startling revlation I have burned my shoes and began a nationwide campaign to make sandals the official footwear.

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    4. Re:Gravity still applies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the interaction cross-section of something like this is so low that the density of the core of the earth might as well be zero. Even were it to fall into the center of the Earth and were it to have an infinite lifetime, it would fall there without colliding with anything and remain there for billions of years, still without interacting.

    5. Re:Gravity still applies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      But, see here's the thing: the black hole may have very little mass, and therefore attract very little nearby matter.

      However, it is also affected by the Earth's gravity.

      The black hole will fall downward, like all objects that have mass, drawntoward the center of the earth.

      Every bit of matter between the black hole and the center of the earth will fall into the black hole, adding to its mass like a snowball rolling down a hill.

      When the black hole hits the bottom of Earth's gravity well, the pressure of all the material above it will press downard into it, putting more and more Earth material past the black hole's event horizon. With nothing to stop the inward falling mass of the planet's mass into the hole, the hole will swallow the entire planet...those calculations are apparently not as precisely calibrated as previously thought.

      No.

    6. Re:Gravity still applies by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

      The path that particles take down the thing is very, very exact. If the black hole forms in its path and they don't know it, it will get fed more matter. No matter how hard it hits the black hole, the gravity is by definition is strong enough to not let matter escape even at the speed of light. Worse yet, as soon as they turn the magnets off, what's going to happen, people? That's right, earth's gravity will pull it down into the casing of solid metal and it will start eating up those atoms. There's a lot wrong with this entire thing though. I don't see how two particles can smash into each other dead on with 0 deflection hard enough to get them close enough to each other that their gravity will hold them together. That's impossible. Last I checked, for gravity to overcome the urge for matter to spread apart and not collapse into a singlularity you need more mass than two subatomic particles. More like 3 solar masses or whatever otherwise the force trying to push them apart would overcome gravity. So besides that, assuming one does form, since when do black holes decay and evaporate?! They're permanent. Nothing can escape! Wouldn't the one in the center of our galaxy which is KINDA old have decayed by now? When have we ever seen a black hole shrink in size? That's just idiotic. I think they made that up so they don't have to say "oh but if one does form, there's no getting rid of it and we're screwed"

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    7. Re:Gravity still applies by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      But, see here's the thing: the black hole may have very little mass, and therefore attract very little nearby matter.

      However, it is also affected by the Earth's gravity.

      The black hole will fall downward, like all objects that have mass, drawntoward the center of the earth.

      Every bit of matter between the black hole and the center of the earth will fall into the black hole, adding to its mass like a snowball rolling down a hill.

      When the black hole hits the bottom of Earth's gravity well, the pressure of all the material above it will press downard into it, putting more and more Earth material past the black hole's event horizon. With nothing to stop the inward falling mass of the planet's mass into the hole, the hole will swallow the entire planet...those calculations are apparently not as precisely calibrated as previously thought.

      No.

      Lord Vader, is that you?

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    8. Re:Gravity still applies by hasdikarlsam · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, actually, the black hole is so very minuscule (10^-27 meters) that it could fall straight through a nucleus without absorbing anything.

      For comparison, a proton is ~10^-16 meters. Or was that a quark? I'm not off by more than two or three orders of magnitude, anyway, which scarcely matters for this.

    9. Re:Gravity still applies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have more to worry about from the gravitational pull of your shoes.

      Well, for safety's sake, all the LHC employees should work barefoot then...or better yet, in the nuuuuude.

    10. Re:Gravity still applies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still don't understand. A black hole made of a couple of lead nuclei would have an event horizon so infinitesimally small that it would fall right through any matter, because matter is mostly empty space in between atomic nuclei.

      In the unlikely event that it hit an atomic nucleus head-on, it would just fly through the empty space between the protons and neutrons.

      In the near-inconceivable event that it scored a direct hit on a proton or a neutron it would fly through the empty space between the quarks that make up these subatomic particles.

      In the once-in-a-billion-years event that the point mass of a quark is swept up by the event horizon, the black hole's mass increases by... the mass of a quark. Whoop-di-doo. Billions of these hits, and the black hole's event horizon would still be smaller than a subatomic particle while every star in the universe has burned out and all matter is slowly decaying into iron.

    11. Re:Gravity still applies by manicfish · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Except that (and this has been repeated time and time again above) -- it will NOT devour 'every bit of matter between the black hole and the center of the earth'. The chances of it hitting anything, even if it passes through the nucleus of an atom (which, relative to the size of the black hole, is largely empty space), is minuscule. The black hole would be so tiny, and its gravitational pull so slight, that the chances of it sweeping up any matter at all (let alone the entire planet) before it evaporated are not even worth bothering with.

    12. Re:Gravity still applies by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      Except that the interaction cross-section of something like this is so low that the density of the core of the earth might as well be zero. Even were it to fall into the center of the Earth and were it to have an infinite lifetime, it would fall there without colliding with anything and remain there for billions of years, still without interacting.

      A solar-massed singularity would have a SC radius of 3km. The Schwarzchild radius (event horizon) for a black hole with the mass of the Earth has been calculated to be about 9mm. Therefore, any singularity created out of LHC experiments will be far tinier than 9mm, very likely microscopic in fact.

      Something that dense and that tiny will fall to the center of the earth at near-freefall speeds, and nothing would be able to stop it.

      If the hole were to fall down to the center of Earth's mass the way I describe, it would have picked up some mass as it descended, due to the "snowball effect", but it would not be a terribly large amount relative to Earth's overall mass. So its event horizon would still be considerably tinier than 9mm.

      If we can estimate how much mass the hole would pick up via the snowball effect, we can get a decent estimate of its Schwartzchild radius. To make a wild guess, I'd speculate perhaps it would be measured in micrometers or nanometers.

      The Schwartzchild radius and gravitational mass of the hole is irrelevant if the hole sits at the bottom of a larger mass's gravity well, and all of that mass is pressing down into it.

      It's true, but irrelevant that the Earth's core's density might as well be zero compared to the density of the microsingularity. The singularity's density is infinite; anything non-infinite might as well be zero in comparison. This does nothing to protect the earth, however.

      However tiny the singularity is, any mass that crosses its event horizon adds to the mass of the hole, and increases its lifespan, and increases its gravitational strength, and increases its event horizon.

      As the very center of the core falls into the hole, the material above will fall in to replace the void left by the compression of the material that just fell into the hole. It's not that the singularity's gravity well will be causing the earth to be eaten; it's that the earth's own mass will continue to press inward, where it will be eaten by the microsingularity, adding to it, and increasing its lifespan. The mass more falls into it, the more the surrounding outer mass will tend to collapse inward.

      Interaction will accelerate, just as a falling body accelerates in Earth's gravity well, which is indeed what would be happening. The entire Earth would be falling into its own gravity well, disappearing behind the event horizon of the singularity at the center.

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    13. Re:Gravity still applies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Every bit of matter between the black hole and the center of the earth will fall into the black hole"

      At the scale of one of these micro black holes, the earth (even the densest part of the core) is almost entirely empty space. A micro black hole this small can fall right through the nucleus of an atom without eating a single bit of it.

    14. Re:Gravity still applies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're correct that a long-lived black hole would be drawn to the center of the earth, and also correct that every bit of matter directly in its path will be drawn into the black hole. However, the GP's point is that amount of matter is 0. Matter as we know it is almost entirely empty space. The black hole would be so miniscule that it's exceedingly unlikely (like, age of the solar system unlikely) to hit a single other particle on its journey to the center of the earth.

    15. Re:Gravity still applies by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      To make a wild guess, I'd speculate perhaps it would be measured in micrometers or nanometers.

      I'd suggest you rethink your scales. The total mass involved in a LHC shot is less than you're average grain of sand. You're not dealing with anything on the nanometer scale - your down into sub-angstrom range.

      As several people have noted, at the scale of these black holes - atomic nuclei are mostly empty space and collisions between the black hole and normal matter is not the forgone conclusion of a brick against a shop window. Commenting on gravimetric compression is irrelevant for that same fact - while individual atoms may be in compression, the actual reactive mass of the atom doesn't exhibit any change under Earth like gravitational effects. Were this Jupiter or the Sun, you may actually have some point as fusion does alter atomic mass density.

      As an additional note, your understanding of gravimetric motion leaves a lot to be desired. An object falling into the center of the earth won't sit there, it will act like a ball on a rubber band - bouncing back & forth through the center point as kinetic energy is transfered back & forth to potential energy.

    16. Re:Gravity still applies by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

      As an additional note, your understanding of gravimetric motion leaves a lot to be desired. An object falling into the center of the earth won't sit there, it will act like a ball on a rubber band - bouncing back & forth through the center point as kinetic energy is transfered back & forth to potential energy.

      And this does not take into account any momentum that the black hole may carry out of the collision that created it. The total effect of the Earth's gravity may simply be to bend its path as it fires off into space.

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    17. Re:Gravity still applies by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      To make a wild guess, I'd speculate perhaps it would be measured in micrometers or nanometers.

      I'd suggest you rethink your scales. The total mass involved in a LHC shot is less than you're average grain of sand. You're not dealing with anything on the nanometer scale - your down into sub-angstrom range.

      Ah, yeah that probably does change things somewhat. I'll amend my thought experiment to account for this.

      As an additional note, your understanding of gravimetric motion leaves a lot to be desired. An object falling into the center of the earth won't sit there, it will act like a ball on a rubber band - bouncing back & forth through the center point as kinetic energy is transfered back & forth to potential energy.

      Well, true; I was omitting this for simplicity. But I also figured that the very slight mass of the singularity would result in it bouncing around a lot less, as it would not carry with it a great deal of inertia, and its much greater density than the surrounding medium would tend to dampen its upward rebound.

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    18. Re:Gravity still applies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do not want

    19. Re:Gravity still applies by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Do you know how much mass there is, in a column the diameter of one of these black holes' interaction cross section, that stretches between the LHC and the core of the planet?

      The answer is unbelievably close to zero. These things, if they could be created, would be so small that for one to actually interact with another particle, even on it's way through the planet, is extremely unlikely.

    20. Re:Gravity still applies by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      You are all assuming that they can actually make a blackhole within the predicted scale... What if they create a black hole bigger than expected?

    21. Re:Gravity still applies by hasdikarlsam · · Score: 1

      The amount of mass a black hole could carry, at most, is predicted quite definitively by the mass of the original particles plus their kinetic energy (E=M*C^2). C being a large number, the black hole will not, repeat *not* be of any measurable size; it will most definitely be way smaller than a quark.

    22. Re:Gravity still applies by master_p · · Score: 1

      Would it be possible for these mini black holes to collide and fuse? and create a bigger one?

    23. Re:Gravity still applies by Failed+Physicist · · Score: 1

      The ratio of mass to radius of a black hole is well known (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwarzschild_radius). It is precisely 1.48Ã--10-27 m/kg. We also know that the maximum energy the LHC can give to a proton is 7 TeV, for 14 TeV collisions. Convert 14 TeV into mass through e=mc^2, and you can easily get the schwarzshild radius.
      The LHC isn't physically capable of higher energy levels needed for larger black holes.

    24. Re:Gravity still applies by Werthless5 · · Score: 1

      They'd have to make a black hole with a mass of at least ~ 10^-8 kg before it could interact with matter

      10^-8 kg = 900 million Joules of energy (9*10^8 J)

      1 eV = 1.6*10^-19 J

      Thus, we would require a center of mass collision of 5.6*10^27 eV, or 10^15 TeV

      The LHC can, at BEST with the most optimistic figures, have 14 TeV collisions. 14 vs 10^15. In other words, we'd need collisions one quadrillion times more powerful.

      Trust me, if you know how to make the LHC even 10x more powerful, we'd love to hear about it!

    25. Re:Gravity still applies by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      and its much greater density than the surrounding medium would tend to dampen its upward rebound.

      Interestingly enough, there is no "upward" from the Earth's center of gravity. Mass & gravity are integrated functions not point functions. At the exact center of gravity, all of the Earth's gravimetric forces cancel each other out as you have as much mass back the direction you came as you do in the direction you were going. Ditto w/ respect to any chosen division.

  44. risk management by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

    "Various scientists have said this will not happen because the black holes would decay before they could do any damage."

    If they had 100% confidence in this property of black holes, why are they studying them?

    Of course, part of me doesn't care, simply because getting swallowed in a black hole is probably a painless way to go, so I won't know or care at that point.

    Another part of me wonders if black hole experiments are the answer to the Fermi Paradox.

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    1. Re:risk management by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      I don't see how this is a potential solution to the Fermi paradox. Presumably any civilization advanced enough to build something like the LHC will also build the kind of noisy signal emitters we can detect. The emissions from these civilizations will expanded outward into the universe even after the evil black holes from space devour the homeworld. So either nobody's close enough to observe in this manner, or we just haven't seen them yet.

    2. Re:risk management by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      If they had 100% confidence in this property of black holes, why are they studying them?

      Short answer, they aren't. Longer answer is they've run the numbers because one of them did a little figuring and went "hey, there's a possibility if x, y, and z are correct that we might create miniature black holes with this thing, wouldn't that be cool", and then someone with a high school level of physics got hold of the quote and went "ZOMG!!! BLACK HOLES!!! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!". Queue a bunch of physicists going "WTF? Damnit, now we need to waste time proving why this isn't a problem." followed by multiple articles in the general press going back and forth where some scientist says "We've run the numbers, we don't need to worry about this, the black holes if they form are going to be microscopic and hardly exist for anytime at all" and then some moron puts up an article talking about how we're all going to die from black holes, and the scientists have confirmed it.

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    3. Re:risk management by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      If they had 100% confidence in this property of black holes, why are they studying them?

      They're not. They are looking for the particle(s) or properties that impart mass. Black hole formation is a (remote) possible side effect of the experiment.
      The Higgs and the LHC

    4. Re:risk management by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      If the period between radio invention and blackhole destruction is typically short, then the probability of making contact or detecting such civilizations is much lower. They never travel the stars, and we have only a small window to detect their radio.

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  45. Screw mini-black holes. by SilentBob0727 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's the ice-9 strangelets that have me worried.

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    1. Re:Screw mini-black holes. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Ok we have to work together if we're going to get out of here alive. You watch out for ice-9 strangelets, and I'll keep my eyes open for windows-7 drmions. Shout if you see anything.

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    2. Re:Screw mini-black holes. by Slashboo · · Score: 1

      Psh, I won't be worried until we discover solarbonite.

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    3. Re:Screw mini-black holes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ice nine actually exists, you know - it's one of the many crystalline forms of ice that can form under varying temperatures and pressures. Here is a phase diagram for water showing various where ice nine (IX) forms.

  46. Cite the original paper by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you bothered to go past the Slashdot summary of the arXiv blog summary of the paper's abstract summary, and actually RTFA by Casadio et al., you would find the following:

    We can conclude that black holes created at the LHC under the warped brane-world scenario and described according to Ref. [4] would always remain microscopically small in mass and radius when traversing through the Earth.

    and also this:

    We conclude that, for the RS scenario and black holes described by the metric (6), the growth of black holes to catastrophic size does not seem possible. Nonetheless, it remains true that the expected decay times are much longer (and possibly â 1 sec) than is typically predicted by other models, as was first shown in Ref.[4].

    Possibly, potentially, maybe, under certain conditions, they might be longer lived than expected. They still can't grow.

    Go back to worrying about your 401Ks.

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    1. Re:Cite the original paper by Werthless5 · · Score: 1

      Possibly, potentially, maybe, under certain conditions, they might be longer lived than expected. They still can't grow.

      This needs to be modded up, it's only 4 right now. Longer lifetime noninteracting black holes are still non-interacting

  47. Not so fast there old chap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We'll only find out if "we" were right if "we" are indeed right or if there's an afterlife conducive to "I told you so!" chatting.

    So shall we say we have about 50.01% chance of finding out?

    And people say religious faith is anti-science... twaddle! :)

    1. Re:Not so fast there old chap! by pAnkRat · · Score: 1

      So in theory there should no risk.... hmmmm

      The difference between theory and practice is
      that in theory there is no difference,
      but in practice, there is.

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    2. Re:Not so fast there old chap! by Metasquares · · Score: 5, Funny

      The difference between theory and practice is that in theory there is no difference, but in practice, there is.

      In theory.

    3. Re:Not so fast there old chap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In practice.

  48. From Fear to Hope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make no worry, Sir. There is absolutely no chance that anything harmful may happen here.
    Oh, wait...

  49. If anybody acually read the abstract... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They would see that it is based on a highly speculative model where the authors argue "against the possibility of catastrophic black hole growth at the LHC."

      anti-science types will have a field day with this new "scare"...

  50. Relax by heavyion · · Score: 2, Informative

    maximum LHC center-of-mass energy (in a Pb-Pb collision): ~1.14e15 eV

    cosmic ray flux at Earth's upper atmosphere: ~1 per km^2 per year with energy > 10^19 eV

    Collisions 10,000 times more energetic occur multiple times every day over your head, and you're still here. Except now, we can finally reproduce them for study in the lab.

  51. Reminds me off... by kabocox · · Score: 1

    It reminds me of the start of this book...
    http://baencd.thefifthimperium.com/16-ClawsThatCatchCD/ClawsThatCatchCD/Into%20the%20Looking%20Glass/Into_the_Looking_Glass.htm

    It starts off with what first appears a nuclear level explosion without any radiation or EMP at a major university. It's quickly determined that it wasn't terrorists or nuclear research. So WTH did the guy do to not only blow up the university but a good chuck of the nearby city as well?

    The first chapters of getting a multiple PHd guy in to look at it were pretty much all. "This shouldn't be possible by what we we know!"

    I'll agree that comic rays are most likely safe. It's obvious that Earth or the Sun can handle them. It isn't really obvious at all WTH this stuff will do. Sort of reminds me of the early nuclear experiments. They were worried about igniting Earth's atmosphere on fire with the first couple of tests and not being able to stop it. Sort of like a Perry Rhodan's Arkon Bomb. (That thing was a fictional bomb that once set off on a planet would start an unstoppable nuclear chain reaction in everything above atomic number 12.)

    When you've only got one planet, and no means of escape, you shouldn't be doing some tests there. There are some tests that we'd most likely rather be held on Pluto or in the next solar system. The problem is that its far easier to worry about this stuff than to know one way or another if you even need to worry about it.

    I'm sure that if we were an FTL species looking at others that we'd find many "oops" worlds where civs higher than our wiped themselves out by unexplainable means. Problem being is that we don't know what "oops" tech lines to really avoid. (We'd still research them though. You know we would.)

  52. I say "go for it!" by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they're right the benefit to humanity could be enormous.

    If they're wrong then it's the end of the economic crisis, unemployment, conflict in the Middle East and world hunger.

    So, on balance ... I think they should do it.

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    1. Re:I say "go for it!" by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

      And not just that: having the entire earth annihilated by incredible gravitational forces unleashed by man's own Faustian arrogance would be the most utterly Fucking Metal thing ever. Orders of magnitude more metal than thermonuclear weapons, the current favorite, or satan, the historical contender.

    2. Re:I say "go for it!" by wITTus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can't they first wait until humanity advances a bit further into space?

    3. Re:I say "go for it!" by Klaus_1250 · · Score: 0

      If they're wrong then it's the end of the economic crisis, unemployment, conflict in the Middle East and world hunger.

      Sorry, but that is a somewhat naive train-of-thought. Technology is unlikely to end any of those, as none of them are technical problems to start with. Technology can help, but it can't solve them alone. And project like the LHC do nothing on the short term.

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    4. Re:I say "go for it!" by wall0159 · · Score: 2, Informative

      heard of gambler's ruin? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler%27s_ruin)

    5. Re:I say "go for it!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ob. *whoosh*

    6. Re:I say "go for it!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wooosh

    7. Re:I say "go for it!" by jameskojiro · · Score: 4, Funny

      OK, no more metalocalypse for you!

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    8. Re:I say "go for it!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you want humans to destroy any more planets than we have already?

    9. Re:I say "go for it!" by yerktoader · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think it would be even more metal if we created a black hole that took us to a dimension of pure evil and Sam Neill screaming "DOOOO YOOOUUU SEEEE!!??"

    10. Re:I say "go for it!" by harry666t · · Score: 1

      > If they're wrong then it's

      also the end of the most beautiful life I've had so far (of those lifes that I can remember).

    11. Re:I say "go for it!" by icedcool · · Score: 1

      I agree. It could usher in a new age of science, among other things. Lets throw caution to the wind, and take a risk!

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    12. Re:I say "go for it!" by stengah · · Score: 0

      We could be the first species to win an intergalactic Darwin award. That would be cool... Somehow.

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    13. Re:I say "go for it!" by AtariKee · · Score: 1

      Nathan Explosion would be proud.

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      "Thank you, Master Control"
      -Sark and the MCP
    14. Re:I say "go for it!" by DamienRBlack · · Score: 1

      Wow, whoosh. Here, let be break it down for you. If they're wrong about the LHS -- and it can it fact create a black hole that will swallow the earth -- then the economic crisis, unemployment, conflict in the Middle East and world hunger will all be "solved".

      Of course by "solved" we mean that the particles that once composed the atoms that used to form what used to be those problems will be smashed together into an object smaller than a grain of sand.

      So you see, technology can help "solve" those problems, even in the sort term.

    15. Re:I say "go for it!" by rastilin · · Score: 1

      That's actually a brilliant point, finally they would succeed at what the war in Iraq failed to do by crushing all terrorists in the world into a volume smaller than a single grain of sand. Along with all the rest of the planet.

      --
      How do you kill that which has no life?
    16. Re:I say "go for it!" by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      No, that would just suck because the rest of it would be a warned over remake of a Star Trek:TOS episode.

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    17. Re:I say "go for it!" by dangitman · · Score: 1

      I was thinking along the same lines. This is the most awesome way to die. Beats being hit by a bus or dying of cancer.

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
    18. Re:I say "go for it!" by arminw · · Score: 0

      ...smashed together into an object smaller than a grain of sand....

      Except that "soul, mind, spirit, thought, will, intellect, personality, evil, good" and other similar things are not subject to gravity and will therefore not be affected. If there is an immaterial, higher realm, outside of the time-space-matter-energy universe, which our limited physical senses cannot inform us about, then such an event wouldn't really change the eternal condition of anyone who possesses these attributes. Therefore even after the dissolution of the earth and everything material into a black hole, the souls of all humans would still continue.

      There are of course those who attribute the existence of soul, mind, spirit, thought, will, intellect, evil, good etc. as manifestations of a material object: the brain. There is no way however to determine by material means the existence of an immaterial independence of these things.

      Even in the physical realm, our eyes and ears only convey a tiny part of the spectrum of wavelengths that exist in reality. Anyone who confidently asserts that reality MUST be limited to our senses is, IMHO a fool.

      Almost 2000 years ago the Apostle Peter wrote about such a dissolution, not only of our planet, but of the entire universe:

      2Peter3:10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night, in which the heavens will pass away with a great noise, and the elements will melt with fervent heat. And the earth and the works in it will be burned up. 11 Then, all these things being about to be dissolved, what sort ought you to be in holy behavior and godliness, 12 looking for and rushing the coming of the Day of God, on account of which the heavens, being on fire, will melt away, and the elements will melt, burning with heat? 13 But according to His promise, we look for new heavens and a new earth in which righteousness dwells.

      --
      All theory is gray
    19. Re:I say "go for it!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Magnificent.

      Please post more often

    20. Re:I say "go for it!" by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      But they won't get a front-row seat!

  53. Decay Mechanism Winning Over in the Economy Too by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    The new calculations suggest that the decay mechanism should win over and that the catastrophic growth...'does not seem possible'. But shouldn't we require better assurance than that?"

    They could be talking about the economy and it would still make sense...

  54. destruction is relative by bodland · · Score: 1

    A the destructive influence of a black holes in the vastness of the universe is pretty small.

    If one in Switzerland started growing from microscopic size it might seem like sort of a big deal. But if they take a billion years to grow then what is the problem? Put a SEP field around it and call it a done deal.

    1. Re:destruction is relative by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      I think that only works if the black hole looks like a small upended Italian bistro.

  55. In the name of truth! by FTWinston · · Score: 1

    A black hole composed of a single proton has no more mass than a single proton. It will therefore attract things towards itself no more than a single proton would.

    If it flew into a wall, it would still not "suck in" even a single other proton, neutron or electron, as its gravity is so ridiculously weak compared to the other forces.

    And regardless - collisions of LHC intensity occur continuously in the upper atmosphere. These may or may not produce mini black holes, and these may or may not last for up to several minutes. But they clearly have not destroyed the planet!
    </crusade>

    1. Re:In the name of truth! by Canazza · · Score: 1

      Just don't let any Journalists near it. The amount of dense matter in their head getting anywhere near a black hole could be disasterous

      --
      It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for being subtle.
  56. Two options by bilbodh · · Score: 1

    As I see it (and as was mentioned before), the only way to confirm the assumptions is to test. One of two things will happen: 1. The rate of decay will be faster than the rate of growth and we'll all be fine. 2. Nobody will be around to bitch. If there's nobody to tell you I told you so, is there any reason not to test the theory?

  57. Everything should be all right... by DrJokepu · · Score: 1

    ... as long as there is a crowbar at hand at the LHC.

  58. LHC Risks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a paper on arxiv that was mentioned in an editorial in Nature Physics recently (vol 5, january 2009), that raised an interesting point.

    The paper, "Probing the Improbable: Methodological Challenges for Risks with Low Probabilities and High Stakes", discusses risks assessment, and begins talking about the LHC specifically on page 10.

    Essentially, it argues that given an argument A, for some event X, the probability of that event happening is not just simply P(x). That is only the conditional probability, P(X; A).

    The full probability is that term plus P(X; not A)P(not A), which in other words is the probably of X occurring if argument A is not true, multiplied by the probability that A is not true.

    If you apply that specifically to particle accelerators, what this means is that the full probability of producing a growing black hole is the sum of two terms:
    1) The probability of producing a growing black hole if Quantum Field Theory, Quantum Chromo-dynamics, and the like are TRUE
    2) The probability of producing a growing black hole if QFT, QCD, etc are FALSE; multiplied by the probability that those theories are false.

    The first term is very small, and is the reason physicists are not concerned. But the Nature Physics article asks, "Has anyone calculated the 2nd term?"

  59. No risk, even if they do not decay by thirty-seven · · Score: 1

    Even if Hawking Radiation does not exist in nature, there is no danger from uncharged micro black holes produced by the LHC. Any black holes produced would have a mass of a few plank units and would be extremely small in size. Obviously, as black holes, they would have an inescapable event horizon and space-time would be extremely distorted very close to them.

    However, because they would be so small and because gravity is so very weak compared to the other forces, such a tiny micro black hole could pass through a nucleus without significantly interacting with the nucleons. Basically, it would need to happen to "directly" hit a quark to swallow it and grow in size. This highly unlikely event (nuclei are mostly empty space) would have to repeat several times before the black hole became large enough to start sucking in nearby matter in a run-away process. Instead, the micro black hole would settle to the centre of the Earth and not significantly interact with other matter or "swallow" anything up.

    A natural inclination, I think, (and it certainly is mine) is to think of a black hole necessarily sucking in everything around it. But the whole point of truly small micro black holes is that it is very low-mass and thus has very weak gravitational attraction, although of course highly concentrated.

    Outstanding question (for me): This assumes that any micro black holes produced by the LHC would be uncharged. Is this a valid assumption? (I remember reading that it was, but now I can't remember why.)

    --

    Atheism is a religion to the same extent that not collecting stamps is a hobby.

    1. Re:No risk, even if they do not decay by calzones · · Score: 1

      so what happens when hundreds of such black holes all go to retire at the center of the earth and collect there?

      As for the solar radiation argument, this is a stable part of the universe as we know it. The emanate from point sources and travel radially outward.

      We are introducing an unknown because our black holes are gong to be different and moving/accelerating in different ways... compared to those produced by cosmic rays. We can't say for sure how they might intersect/interact/collide/behave with each other or the solar generated black holes. Just basing an argument on knowing how something else that seems similar behaves but actually it isn't the same isn't any kind of guarantee to me.

      --
      Asking people to think is like asking them to buy you a new car
    2. Re:No risk, even if they do not decay by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      A charged particle-sized black hole would act very much like a charged subatomic particle. It might find itself incorporated into a nucleus. In the worst case scenario it might eat an oppositely charged particle and become neutral.

      BTW - there's a fairly old idea in particle physics that fundamental particles, such as electrons, might actually BE miniature black holes. They share a lot of the same properties.

    3. Re:No risk, even if they do not decay by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Hundreds? No worries. Trillions? Well, you might want to think about it a bit in that case.

      Also, they don't fall to the centre of the planet and stay there. They go into orbit, within the planet. To one of these things the Earth is considerably closer to vacuum than orbit is to the space shuttle.

  60. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by MozeeToby · · Score: 3, Informative

    Even if the black holes lasted indefinately, their cross sectional area is too small to pick up any significant amount of matter. The Earth would be swallowed up by the sun long before the black hole began to threaten Earth in any way.

  61. Even if it does so what? by Trails · · Score: 4, Informative

    If the LHC manages to create mini blck holes, let's be clear here, tese will be very very mini. A black hole weighing what? Same as a couple atoms of carbon?

    Consider that even if matter collapses to a singularity, its gravitational effect is still just proportional to its mass. Given that the LHC is a vacuum where the collisions are occuring, the blackhole could only ever mass the sum total of the mass of the particles used in the collision. From a casual outside observer you wouldn't even notice, and the black hole would decay before it could acquire more mass.

    1. Re:Even if it does so what? by elysiana · · Score: 1

      If the LHC manages to create mini blck holes, let's be clear here, tese will be very very mini. A black hole weighing what? Same as a couple atoms of carbon?

      Holy crap, they're already big enough to swallow entire letters, and it hasn't even been switched on yet!!

    2. Re:Even if it does so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and the black hole would decay before it could acquire more mass.

      I am still having a problem understanding this idea: A black hole is a singularity of incredible density, so dense that light cannot escape gravity's pull. Given that nothing can accelerate to faster than light, mass is incapable of escaping a black hole, which leaves the question, how does a black hole decay?

      Secondly, as far as I have read black holes are speculative objects, with no proof that such things even exist. As such, with no experimental evidence available (or even possible), it seems that speculating at the /behavior/ of such objects is beyond foolish.

      That said, the growth rate of a sub-atomic weight black hole seems likely to be small, and if it is created with the velocity likely in the LHC it is likely to exit the solar system before accumulating significant mass for its effects to be felt.

      http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/black+hole

    3. Re:Even if it does so what? by khallow · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, a black hole bleeds mass-energy to the outside world. The mechanism is via partial absorption of vacuum state particle pairs. Empty space on a small enough scale as we understand it can be described by nothing plus a background of created and annihilated "virtual" particle pairs. The thing is, you don't actually observe any change in the vacuum as a result. On a large scale the particles disappear and energy isn't created or destroyed. Now, if such a particle pair is created just outside the event horizon, then it is possible for one particle to fall in while the other escapes. However, the net mass-energy for the system remains the same even though now you have the black hole and the escaped particle in your universe. What has to happen then is that the black hole loses the mass-energy of the escaped particle. To the outside world, we would see a trickle of particles escaping from the black hole. The bigger the black hole, the more energy the particles need to escape and the slower the trickle.

    4. Re:Even if it does so what? by Trails · · Score: 1

      We're pretty sure event horizons exist, whether, beyond the event horizon, matter collapses to the theorised singularity, or something else, e.g. Einstein-Bose condensate is indeed speculative.

      In terms of how they decay, it's primarily through gravitational energy. I'm not sure of all the mechanisms involved off the top of my head, but consider that a black hole's accretion disk is usually bright in the higher energy EM spectrum, this energy is essentially sourced from the mass of a black hole.

  62. Black Hole Ponzi Scheme by CyberSlammer · · Score: 1

    Phase 1: Create black hole Phase 2: Phase 3: Profit!

    1. Re:Black Hole Ponzi Scheme by Canazza · · Score: 1

      Phase 1: Join /.
      Phase 2: Learn to use <br />
      Phase 3: Phase 4: Profit!

      i know i missed one

      --
      It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for being subtle.
    2. Re:Black Hole Ponzi Scheme by CyberSlammer · · Score: 1

      Phase 1: Try to look smart by offering advice on /.
      Phase 2: Be the hero in your own world for 5 minutes for getting a +1 score mod
      Phase 3: Reality sets back in, mom needs the lawn mowed.

  63. Cabbage solves the problem of ice-9 by abies · · Score: 1

    Ice-9 melts at 45.8 C. If everybody increases their output of methane gases considerably to help global warming, we would solve the problem of ice-9.

  64. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    * Citation needed

    The truth is, we don't know for sure, or else we wouldn't be doing experiments.

  65. So What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When we throw a tennis ball into it...where will it come out?

  66. All proper Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You heard him boys! Get moving cranking these things out so we get more funding.

  67. Cosmic Rays anyone? by nukeade · · Score: 3, Informative

    The most energetic particle that the LHC can create is 574 TeV/particle lead nuclei. Nature has been bombarding our solar system with a significant flux of particles as powerful as 100 million TeV for as long as it's been around. If it was possible to spawn a black hole capable of consuming a planet from a collision with a particle a mere thousand TeV in energy, then it is all but certain that we would have seen every large body in our solar system converted from billions of years of bombardment from cosmics ray 100,000 times more energetic (caveat: much more energy is available for consumption into a black hole should two particles collide "head-on" with opposing momenta versus a fast particle with a stationary target).

    Though, the above reasoning does not exclude the possibility that black holes that may last minutes but yet not consume planets.

    ~Ben

  68. Excuse for Sex by tedgyz · · Score: 1

    C'mon baby! The world is going to end when they fire up the LHC. We need to do it as much as we can.

    --
    "No matter where you go, there you are." -- Buckaroo Banzai
    1. Re:Excuse for Sex by ljuwaidah · · Score: 0

      C'mon baby! The world is going to end when they fire up the LHC. We need to do it as much as we can.

      That's a good pickup line ;)

      --
      Laith Juwaidah http://www.ljuwaidah.org
  69. Re:The fact that there is some doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who has the doubt? You? Okay, you personally do not count, because you're entirely uneducated on the subject matter.

    If there was some doubt by a sizable portion of reputable scientists who used theories that other scientists had proven to be likely models, that would be one thing.

    You, random slashdotter, are not even one thing.

  70. I'm just glad... by hAckz0r · · Score: 2, Funny
    ... that the LHC is not in my back yard.

    Actually this is great! Being across the pond, I should have the benefit of at least a femtosecond to be the first to write and publish a paper on the effects of gravity waves before I go. After all, those Europeans are going to be pretty much getting all the glory and making it much harder for us on this side to be recognized for any new discoveries. With this type of discovery, and it being so close to home, they likely won't even see it coming. And for a Scientist there is surely nothing like getting really embedded into your work to make you forget to publish. But face it, sometimes its just better to distance yourself for a more objective look at a situation.

    1. Re:I'm just glad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The black hole will gather more mass while accelerating towards the center of the Earth. and you will be at the other end...

  71. How heavy is a 1 Âg black hole? by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    Is it heavier than 1 Âg of lead? Or 1 Âg of feathers?

    What is the gravitational pull of any of those?

    Is a feather going to swallow the earth whole through its fantastic gravitational pull?

  72. Fuck you slashdot by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    That "Ag" was "microgram".

    Just implement UTF-8 already!

    1. Re:Fuck you slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The waaaahmbulance crew recommends using mcg or ug.

    2. Re:Fuck you slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A microgram is a microgram is a microgram. They all weigh the same. Duh.

  73. Keep your eyes here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  74. And how will matter go into that hole? by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    By the amazing gravitational pull of the 10^-10 g or so of that amazing tiny black hole?

    1. Re:And how will matter go into that hole? by clonan · · Score: 1

      particle accelerator aimed at it...

      You don't need much power behind the accelerator. You can throw a lot of matter at it to get some absorbed rather than just sending a little very high energy matter.

  75. If Cosmic Rays didn't do it, the LHC wont either! by jbssm · · Score: 1

    I wonder, if the people that talk about how the LHC will destroy the world, know what Cosmic Rays are, that we are being constantly bombarded by them and that they have energies thousands of times higher than anything that can be done at the LHC!

  76. The answer is... by trav242 · · Score: 1

    "But shouldn't we require better assurance than that?" No.

  77. realistically... by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    I'm not ignorant to bleeding edge science and I can say reasonably that the LHC most likely won't destroy the Earth, but are they certain?

    It's like saying that your warp drive isn't going to blow you up.

    because it's all based on theory without any observation. We've never seen a black hole, how they form, or their real effects on matter close to them.

    It's like looking at a picture of a lion and saying, nah it won't eat you, it will only look at you and walk away.

    --
    They're using their grammar skills there.
  78. Maybe there's already been a persistent black hole by dtjohnson · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The LHC started operation on September 10, 2008. Only nine days later, a 'hot spot' formed which resulted in one ton of liquid helium being released and major damage to the LHC. Now, they have inspected and are redoing the calculations on the presumably ridiculously impossible formation of a persistent black hole. Maybe they are now investigating the idea that the damage was caused by a persistent black hole that lasted for 'minutes' before disappearing. From the BBC:

    "Cern has procedures in place to deal with quenches before they damage equipment, but in this instance a hot spot in the machine got out of control."

    Officially, CERN has said that the hot spot was caused by an electrical fault. I haven't yet found the 'electrical fault' story to be convincing. If the damage was actually caused by the formation of a black hole which persisted for several seconds or even minutes, then it's unlikely that the LHC will ever be operated successfully until they can either prevent the formation of such a black hole (unlikely) or redesign to prevent the black hole from damaging the system (also unlikely). Perhaps the LHC will become the world's largest and most expensive manmade tourist attraction.

  79. Don't Be a Weasel by hondo77 · · Score: 1

    The new calculations suggest that the decay mechanism should win over... [emphasis mine]

    It's weasel words like the ones above that make folks nervous. If it can't happen, then say so and quit hedging your bets.

    --
    I live ze unknown. I love ze unknown. I am ze unknown.
    1. Re:Don't Be a Weasel by SithLordOfLanc · · Score: 1

      I'm absolutely positive that the LHC won't destroy the planet.

      If it does, I give you permission to beat me senseless.

  80. Conclusion by foo1752 · · Score: 1

    The conclusion says:

    > Furthermore, the larger Mc is taken to be,
    > the longer a black hole takes to reach its
    > maximum value and the less time it remains
    > near its maximum value before exiting the
    > Earth.

    What happens when it does exit the Earth? and go somewhere where there is more mass... like the sun?

  81. Simple Test by erbbysam · · Score: 1

    There's a very simple test to check on the LHC:
    http://hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/

    1. Re:Simple Test by PPH · · Score: 1

      How often does that page refresh? I don't want to miss it (Note to self: better turn Javascript back on).

      --
      Have gnu, will travel.
    2. Re:Simple Test by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      There's an RSS feed.

  82. Black Hole Creation Theory by pig_man1899 · · Score: 1

    This is lending credence to my theory that black holes are not created by imploding stars but rather by alien civilizations that have activated their LHCs.

    --
    The manifest absurdity of it is too obvious to require explanation
  83. Same process happens in upper atmosphere by SpuriousLogic · · Score: 2, Informative

    The LHC black holes are not new. Physicists have seen super-heavy particles hitting the upper atmosphere for some time. These particles are huge (something like half the plank mass, but memory is a bit fuzzy ), and moving very fast. It is not known where these particles originate from, but the idea of the black holes in the LHC is based on the same mechanism. The LHC black holes would get generated very similarly to the mechanism that these super heavy particles possibly generate black holes in the upper atmosphere. See http://www.college.ucla.edu/news/07/ultra-high-energy-particles.html and http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7598996.stm for more info

  84. "Answer first, experiment second" -- the FRAK? by MrLizard · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find it hilarious how people say, "Before we run an experiment, we need to know what will happen!" Hello, McFly! You run experiments to FIND OUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN. That's, uhm, the whole FRAKING DEFINITION OF THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD! You can do the math, you can form theories, you can hypothesize... but you never know FOR SURE until you flip the switch.

    People like the OP were probably standing around in caveman days, saying, "Ugh. No make fire. What if fire is monster, kill everyone? Bad thing. Not make fire unless know not monster."

    1. Re:"Answer first, experiment second" -- the FRAK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fire bad!

    2. Re:"Answer first, experiment second" -- the FRAK? by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      That's ridiculous. Cavemen didn't speak english.

      --
      "Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
    3. Re:"Answer first, experiment second" -- the FRAK? by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      People like the OP were probably standing around in caveman days, saying, "Ugh. No make fire. What if fire is monster, kill everyone? Bad thing. Not make fire unless know not monster."

      But fire *is* a monster! Literally, this pix was taken just a few miles from my house - the nearest point of the fire was about 2 miles away!

      We almost lost our community college. Don't tell me fire isn't a monster, you insensitive clod!

      --
      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
  85. The real question... by Lundse · · Score: 1

    'Of course, the real question is whether they decay faster than they can grow.'

    IAMAP, but another 'real question' that would make this one moot is whether such events happen all the time anyway...
    A couple of billions years of being fine is a pretty good indicator that the procedure is safe. So the real question is whether these mini-black holes occur in nature.

    --
    IAIFARSIJDPOOTV - I Am In Fact A Reality Star; I Just Don't Play One On TV
  86. Try to be positive! by Rothron+the+Wise · · Score: 1

    If the LHC creates a black hole that swallows the earth, at least we will have solved Fermi's Paradox.

    --
    A witty .sig proves nothing
  87. Re:Maybe there's already been a persistent black h by mcelrath · · Score: 1

    The LHC never had any collisions before the accident. The energy of the beam was only 450 GeV (injector energy) which is the energy of a previous experiment (UA1 and UA2), and much less than the 1800 GeV currently running at the Tevatron in Chicago. There were no black holes. It was a quench in a superconducting connector. Melted, arced, punctured helium vessel, and exploded.

    Now stop your fear-mongering speculation and go find something useful to do with yourself. People have died because of stupid fear-mongering like yours.

    --
    1^2=1; (-1)^2=1; 1^2=(-1)^2; 1=-1; 1=0.
  88. Metric vs Imperial by DodgeRules · · Score: 1

    I hope the scientists don't make the usual NASA mistake of confusing metric figures and imperial figures when doing their black hole calculations.

  89. great comment by SkunkPussy · · Score: 1

    "Donâ(TM)t create black holes. The current theory of what powers them is incorrect.

    The true source of a black holes gravitational energy isnâ(TM)t the mass that gets sucked into it. That mass gets destroyed in the singularity. So does the energy it is composed of. It gets destroyed when the gravitational force that sucks it in makes it exceed the speed of light because exceeding the speed of light in space destroys the representation of the Dirac Sea; i.e., it destroys light, energy, matter, and spacetime. The singularity inside a black hole is the only thing that violates the conservation of energy. There is a universal law more powerful than the conservation of energy. That is the conservation of nonexistence. Nonexistence cannot be destroyed because it is nonexistent. It is the lack of existence. The conservation of nonexistence is the first cause of symmetry. It is the cause of dark energy and the cause of the Dirac Sea.

    Inside the event horizon of a black hole lies nonexistence. No Dirac Sea. No energy. No space. No time. No dimensions. Black holes are powered by the dark energy difference between the nonexistence inside the black hole and normal space outside it. If you donâ(TM)t know this, there is a finite chance you could destroy the earth. The energy of the Dirac Sea outside the black hole is inexhaustable. It is the most powerful energy source in the universe. We donâ(TM)t know how to contain it.

    As far as cosmic rays, the creation of a black hole involves more than energy. The thing that actually triggers the creation of a black hole is energy being forced to exceed the speed of light in free space. Cosmic rays donâ(TM)t do that, unless they get sucked into a black hole.

    This is based on research still to be published. Ignore at your peril."

    --
    SURELY NOT!!!!!
    1. Re:great comment by captainClassLoader · · Score: 1

      In the original blog post, I stopped reading after: "...That mass gets destroyed in the singularity. So does the energy it is composed of..." Attempting to refute thermodynamics in a discussion is sort of a red flag to me, for some odd reason.

      But the Carlos Casteneda bit after that is sort of entertaining. Thanks for pointing that out.

      --
      "The plural of anecdote is not data" -- Bruce Schneier
  90. Don't they have Netflix? by MisterMikeyG · · Score: 1

    Haven't any of these scientists watched Event Horizon?!

  91. Black Holes Aren't Natural by pete-classic · · Score: 1

    Black holes aren't a natural phenomenon. Must we lose another technologically advanced culture?

    -Peter

  92. 'republicans' tag? by KermodeBear · · Score: 1

    What's up with that?

    --
    Love sees no species.
  93. Micro Black Hole by Chruisan · · Score: 1

    Wasn't it a micro balck hole lost by scientists that made the Earth self-aware in David Brin's novel Earth? It's been a while since I read it.

  94. I'm very confident! Wanna bet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am very confident and I am willing to bet $10,000 that the LHC will not do anything disastrous on a global scale.

  95. Guess what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess what nerds. I don't care about the physics research. If there's a non-zero chance it will kill me, I say shut it off.

    And don't start telling me there's a non-zero chance I'll be killed every morning if I drive my car to work or some crap like that. I don't care. When I drive my car it's a risk I take on because it provides real, relevant benefits to my life. The LHC provides no real, relevant benefits to anyone. So keep it shut off.

  96. No, but not in the LHC either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their energies will have a variable spectrum. Several GeV differences. When they collide, that inequality is reserved as momentum.

    Now how much energy is in such a particle going at escape velocity (a mere 11000m/s)?

    MeV? Maybe a fraction of an MeV.

    So this particle will in all likelihood have escape velocity and leave the earth after one quick pass.

  97. One day down in the collider... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    From LHC Repair Guy 1: Hey, do you think this will work?

    From LHC Repair Guy 2: Well it'll suck if it don't.

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  98. So how do the big ones get started? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the tiny ones don't blow up, how do the big ones get started?

    1. Re:So how do the big ones get started? by aqk · · Score: 0

      Either through bad parenting, or poor choice of a college.
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  99. I dont get it by SpinningCone · · Score: 1

    How is a mini black hole supposed to do anything anyway? I know with the big ones you have lots of mass in a very small space thus gravity is strong. the earth is 1G because mos of the time you are very far from its discrete particles. (I'm being attracted by dirt in china but its far away, that's why gravity within a spherical shell integrates to nothing) but if all that Chinese dirt were all within a few feet of me gravity would be stronger.

    an LHC black hole would be of negligible mass. aren't they pretty much colliding single atoms? so wouldn't the total mass be at most what 2 atoms worth. I don't care how dense it is there's only so much gravity you can get out of 2 atoms. and as close as atoms usually are to each other (and unaffected by each others gravity) i would think that one of these black holes could pass clean through solid matter without anything getting close enough to be "sucked in"

    anyway Thad's how I've always seen it perhaps someone can correct my concept of these phenomena

    1. Re:I dont get it by MisterMikeyG · · Score: 1

      1 atom becomes 2, 2 becomes 4, 4 becomes 8, ... 2^100000 becomes Apocalypse.

  100. Mostly Harmless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we are destroyed the rest assured we shall be remembered as being "Mostly Harmless"

  101. well let's use this to our advantage! by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

    carbon sequestering doesn't work, it just puts off the problem for someone else to worry about, and wrecks an environment not designed to deal with the additional carbon.

    But shoving the carbon into a black hole...now, there's an idea! Sequestering is for the weak and technologically-impaired, we have black holes at our disposal!

  102. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by pembo13 · · Score: 1

    Got any proof to back that up?

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  103. Re:The fact that there is some doubt by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    You and what army are going to hold them accountable when they destroy the planet?

    Yeah. Exactly.

    Any what exactly makes you think they could destroy the planet?

    Some sensationalist twit who's never taken a real physics course?

    Yeah. Exactly.

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  104. I smell a SciFi channel movie! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, damn, too late. The Black Hole (2006)

  105. physics noob by ljuwaidah · · Score: 0

    just curious, how mini are "mini black holes"? and how fast do the "suck"?

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  106. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    No. The fact is that the mass of the particles is going to be negligible compared to your arm, and the size is going to be negligible compared to atoms. The Shwarzchild radius for a 1kg black hole is ~1.5 x 10^-27 m, or 12 orders of magnitude smaller than radius of the nucleus of an atom.

    These black holes aren't going to have appreciable gravitational pull, and they aren't going to have appreciable cross section to actually absorb matter.

    The truth is, we already know darn well what is going to happen macroscopically. We know physics pretty darn well. Its the very fine details that we aren't sure about.

  107. Couldn't agree more... by PinkyDead · · Score: 5, Funny

    Small black holes are far less dangerous than made out to be.

    A while back we had a family of small black holes living in our basement, and I found that if you didn't bother them, they wouldn't bother you.

    The wife wanted rid of them, but I said no, they're not doing any harm to anyone - and anyway we never used that part of the basement.

    Eventually they just moved on.

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    1. Re:Couldn't agree more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holes, not moles. clod.

  108. They come in peace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our singular overlords.

  109. Getting the glory by adaviel · · Score: 1

    No-one is stopping you analyzing the data and getting a Nobel for finding a new particle. Wherever you are. The ATLAS data for one is being sent all around the planet for analysis as there is too much for CERN to analyze. http://atlas.ch/

  110. Re:Assurances - Dec 21, 2012 by cgfsd · · Score: 0

    Anyone wonder if their target date for their full scale wormhole tests will be December 21, 2012?

  111. It is amazing what you come up with, in theory by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    WHen I was a child, the protons, electrons, and neutrons was the smallest divisible item. And I was taught that nothing would be more divisible. Likewise, I was taught that DNA did no work, just served as a map. When I argued with my profs and received a grade hit, because they said that it could not POSSIBLY be more than a map. My argument was that it HAD to do work, because life will always move towards lowest energy needed. THen 2 years later, a CU grad student paid attention to a side effect.

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    1. Re:It is amazing what you come up with, in theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those who brag about high school, tend to have achieved nothing later in life.

    2. Re:It is amazing what you come up with, in theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and those that ignore any lessons in life are bound to repeat them over and over.

  112. And they call themselves scientists by RoCKeTKaT · · Score: 1

    I know more about this than they do, and they call themselves scientists, while I don't. I think that's sad, not only for them, but for all of us. That's all I have to say.

  113. Health warning by dhabersa · · Score: 1

    Please consult with a physicist if your black hole lasts for more than 4 hours...

  114. I for one don't care by pipboy9999 · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that if the earth is going to be destroyed by the LHC, from what I've read, it wont happen in a slow painful way...

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  115. That Planet Between Mars and Jupiter... by Il128 · · Score: 1

    Now I know what happened to it.

    Scientist from former planet #5: "definitely no chance of the LHC destroying the planet"

    Scientist from former planet #5: Switches on LHC.

    Former planet #5: Poof!

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  116. And there'd be a lot of fucking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The black hole would probably take a while to swallow the whole planet. That day would be a party of unrivaled proportions.

  117. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Hordeking · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here's an interesting thought.

    1kg black hole would have a cross sectional area far smaller than that of an atomic nucleus (or electron, or even the elementary particles), and gravity will be too small to do any attractions.

    How would electroweak and strong forces apply to this? I can certainly theorize that since strong forces act over the femtometer scale, and the schw. radius is smaller than that, the particle would certainly be able to get within strong range. And the strong force of 1kg worth of mass acting on an atom would have to be absolutely astronomical.

    A second thought would be what would happen if the black hole collides with the particle. Assuming the event horizon can't envelop the whole particle, and the particle is indivisible (unlike stars, gases, planets, and other macroscopic objects), what happens? Do we have a particle with a hole in it, a particle that goes completely into the hole, or do they not interact?

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  118. Bose Supernova by tmosley · · Score: 1

    Everyone is harping on the mini black holes, which most evidence seems to suggest won't be a problem (as high energy cosmic rays do the same thing all the time), but I'm more concerned about the Bose Supernova.

    Has anyone ever done an experiment by putting a powerful, rapidly switching magnetic field next to a bit of Bose-Einstein condensate to see if it, I don't know, annihilates the city the experiment is carried out in? Better to lose a city than have an Asia size crater where Europe used to be.

  119. WMD's! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a weapon of mass destruction! Invade now Obama!!!

  120. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask Dr Hawkings. Or just look it up. The math is amazingly simple even for you. No one needs to prove everything they say and all this "citation needed" stuff is no different than "Frist Psot" or the other lame parrot shit I read here every day.

  121. Your peers are worse... by gillbates · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a physicist, this whole thing has been an embarrassing reminder of just how bad physicists are at public relations...

    Take heart, your peers in climatology and meteorology haven't been able to convince the US that global warming is real, in spite of the fact that several key politicians picked up the cause.

    If being unable to convince people that a black hole *won't* happen is the worst you've done, count your blessings.

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    1. Re:Your peers are worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because there's simply no proof for 'global warming' any more than there is proof that 'white people are smarter than black people'. Really, shame on you.

    2. Re:Your peers are worse... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Physics and climatology are public-relations HEAVEN compared to biology.

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    3. Re:Your peers are worse... by toriver · · Score: 1

      No proof? Several ex-farmers from the Maldives would like to drag you to their farms and dip your silly head in the sea flooding over where they used to farm. The people of Greenland and other plaves with glaciers would like to invite you to observe how ancient ice is receding until there's just some dirty snow left. Maybe you would like some polar bears in your back yard? They can no longer hunt the way they have done for millennia because the ice they use as "ground" then hunting seal is no longer there.

      Or you can wake the fuck up.

    4. Re:Your peers are worse... by andreasg · · Score: 1

      Global warming, sure. But man made? Nah.

  122. I *knew* it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Each black hole is the remnant of what was once a locus of intelligent life.

  123. Re:Assurances - Dec 21, 2012 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the year 2062, a galaxy-wide war results in the union of all planets under the rule of the Red Star of the Solar Federation. The world is controlled by the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx, who determine the content of all reading matter, songs, pictures - every facet of life during the year 2112 ("The Temples of Syrinx").

  124. Decaying Black Holes Give Off Intense Radiation by CaptainOfSpray · · Score: 1

    specifically X-rays, in vast quantities. So don't sit there and say there's no problem if the LHC does create black holes.

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  125. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Got any proof to back that up?

    Why? "If you dial 911 from your phone, the world will end." You can't prove me wrong without doing it and saying "see." There are no tests short of doing it. At most, you could examine the phone lines, the phone company, and all that, but how do you *know* there isn't a bomb wired to it somewhere you missed? The black holes can't destroy the earth because they are too small to even destroy an atom. And if they could destroy atoms, it would take longer than the sun's life to absorb all of the atoms on Earth. So, whether they last picoseconds, hours, days, or millenia, the result is the same.

  126. actually by GregNorc · · Score: 1

    I did some calculations and I think the worst that will happen is that the crew operating the LHC find themselves in a ditch on the side of the New Jersey turnpike.

  127. Oh come on now , it's way too early by mswhippingboy · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows we have until 12/21/2012 until the world ends.

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  128. Can this story be captured by the black hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any chance that this whole debate could be sucked into the created black hole? The discussion seems to keep popping up every few weeks and there's never any new details. Perhaps the next update will cover how the scientists involved walked to their car that morning.

  129. How long is a minute? by brasscount · · Score: 1

    So, I'm no scientist, nor do I play one on TV, but, I recall Carl Sagan saying many years ago that a black hole bends both space, and time. So if the black hole only lasts a couple of minutes, and the time is bent, then how long does the minute last? If it makes time move more quickly, then I'm moving my cube to the LHC.

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    1. Re:How long is a minute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 minute is 60 seconds you insensitive clod :)

  130. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that pretty much sums up a lot of science these days...

  131. Cosmic Rays do the same thing all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was listening to a scientist on TV discussing this black hole worry. He said that the same thing which the LHC will be doing inside its wonderous mechanisms is done billions of times every second, and at much higher power, by Cosmic Rays colliding with the atmosphere.

  132. Agreed, this is silly. by TiggertheMad · · Score: 5, Informative

    People have this amazing misunderstanding of black holes generated by Hollywood. If you take the moon, and crush it into a black hole, it will still follow the same orbital path, and have the same effect on the tides as it does currently. It will just occupy a much smaller space. Its event horizon with be incredibly small, and the amount of mass that would be added to annually would be about the same as it gains now through occasional collisions of small objects in space (i.e.,just about 0)

    Since they will not have immense mass to apply to the particles, they will have to apply truly immense amounts of energy (E=mc^2). Should they actually achieve a 'black hole', it will have the same amount of gravitational attraction as it did before.

    I think I will spend my time worrying about more likely problems, like cholesterol and cancer.

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    1. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by coolmoose25 · · Score: 1

      You are technically correct in the short term... however, if you did turn the moon into a black hole, it would then begin to lose mass via Hawking Radiation... Assuming that radiation loss was higher than random stuff falling into it, our moon would eventually evaporate and be gone. So while it wouldn't suck us in, it would leave us with the plot of Space 1999...

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    2. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by cre_slash · · Score: 1

      you probably shouldn't touch it though...

    3. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by cre_slash · · Score: 1

      Imagine flying a spaceship around it. If you tried pushing it around, it wouldn't move because of the inertia. And imagine all the pranks you could do with it. Its way more cool than a milk carton filled with lead. (Sorry for replying to my own comment, but i just couldn't stop myself :)

    4. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by raduf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      AFAIK, Hawking radiation has a very very small rate of loss, a lot less then, for example, light reflected off the moon. If it wasn't so we could see black holes.

    5. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I think I will spend my time worrying about more likely problems, like cholesterol and cancer...

      or getting simultaneously gang-raped by Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez, Alyssa Milano, and Natalie Portman.

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    6. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or getting simultaneously gang-raped by Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez, Alyssa Milano, and Natalie Portman.

      Is it Friday already?

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    7. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... the Honey I shrunk the kids weapon is just a black hole dispenser ?

    8. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by vikstar · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't a gravitational black whole that can last minutes without any additional mass, just free-fall to the centre of the earth collecting matter on the way as it expands, leaving an empty tunnel behind that perhaps gets filled due to the immense pressures the lower you get?

      Then as it reaches the centre of the earth, it shoots past with velocity proportional to the square of the potential energy of all the matter it has so far consumed?

      Will it not just oscillate back and forth this way until it consumes the entire earth. If it does slow down to reach the centre of the earth, it will eat up all the juicy insides which cannot support themselves, leading to an empty earth with a thin crust which would crumble like a vacumed coke can?

      So sure, turn the moon, the planets, hell even the sun (and live of geothermal energy) into a black hole, but not the centre of the earth.

      waiting for someone who knows about physics to dispell this myth...

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    9. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by stmfreak · · Score: 1

      Except we don't live on the moon. If a tiny black hole is formed on Earth and its rate of evaporation is exceeded by the rate at which it collides with and absorbs matter on our planet, it will fall toward the center and gobble us up in time.

      Of course, it could be debated how long that might take. Decades? Centuries? And we could debate whether we'd actually notice passing through the event horizon. But I think plate tectonics and volcanoes from a shrinking planet would kill us off long before those issues come to life.

      David Brin wrote a fun novel with this concept tucked into the plot. It was called 'Earth'.

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    10. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...People have this amazing misunderstanding of black holes....

      Indeed, people actually BELIEVE that these actually exist even though nobody has ever seen or measured one. There are CLAIMS of evidence that such things exist, of course always --- far out in the universe or even at the center of our galaxy -- but the truth of the matter is that we have never seen or measured these fictional only mathematical entities. The same goes for "dark matter" and "dark energy". All of these are mathematically logical, beautiful constructs that have never been found to have objective physical reality. Just because there is a nice set of equations, doesn't mean that there is a physical reality behind them.

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    11. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by Klintus+Fang · · Score: 1

      You are mistaken about the evidence for black holes. Black holes have definitely been observed and measured in nature. There is no doubt at this point that they actually do exist.

      Of course, I do otherwise agree that the concerns about an earth destroying blackhole being generated by the LHC are silly.

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    12. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...have definitely been observed ...

      That is patently false, their existence has been INFERRED from the motion of other objects which we can observe. By definition, a black hole cannot be observed because it supposedly swallows up all light. Mainstream scientists assume (believe) that the motion of these observed objects is influenced by a massive gravitational field from a presumed black hole.

      The underlying assumption here is that most matter is largely electrically neutral, as it is, fortunately around here. The facts are exactly opposite, in that most matter in the universe consists of free electrons and naked protons and other atomic nuclei stripped of all or some of their electrons. Because the electric force is 40 orders of magnitude greater than gravity, such highly charged matter is mainly controlled in its motions by the electromagnetic interaction. Scientists have observed the existence of immense magnetic fields on the Sun, in our own galaxy and throughout the unimaginable distances of intergalactic space. Nobody has ever come up with a means of generating even the weakest magnetic field without an electric current, or more correctly, the motion of an electric charge. Wherever there is such a magnetic field generating current, there also has to be an electric field, a voltage difference as it were, to drive such a current. The "solar wind" is a close, at home example of an enormous electrical current flowing through space.

      This combination of electric and magnetic fields could also be the source of the forces that control the motion of the observed objects, which could be highly charged electrically, rather than the much weaker force of gravity. Black holes, dark matter and energy are entirely unnecessary if astronomers and astrophysicists would include the electric interaction along with gravity in their mathematics. In many cases, the gravitational component could be dropped, because of the weak nature of gravity.

      The existence of cosmic rays, consisting mostly of protons, which is also what the LHC accelerates to high energies, is strong evidence of the existence of powerful accelerating fields in space. Protons seven orders of magnitude more energetic than anything the LHC will ever produce regularly hit the Earth.

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    13. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by Klintus+Fang · · Score: 1

      You say their existence has only been inferred. That is true. But seeing something with visible light or other electromagnetic radiation and measuring its spectra is no less of an inference then seeing something by making detailed measurements of the impacts of its gravitational field.

      In the end, everything we think we perceive in the world is nothing more than inference. I infer the existence of the keyboard under my hands because I can feel tactile input on my finger tips that reminds me of my keyboard (I'm a tough typist...I'm not looking at it :p). I infer the fact that it is currently morning in my time zone by the signals my brain is sending me that tell me the shade of the light coming through the windows. I infer that you exist, because I'm not aware of any other probable mechanism by which a coherent sequence of words could have been placed on slashdot as a response to my earlier post.

      So everything you and I think we know is all based on inference.

      In conclusion, your definition of "observable" appears to be limited to inferences based on direct observation of the photons radiated or reflected by an object. I think observability includes quite a bit more than that. My confidence that we understand the gravitational interactions between objects well enough to make conclusions about existence based on gravitational effects is just as strong as my confidence that we can do so through observations of an object's electromagnetic effects.

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    14. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...your definition of "observable" appears to be limited to inferences based on direct observation of the photons radiated or reflected by an object....

      How then,is the object the motion of which these scientists attribute to the powerful gravitational field of a black hole observed? Is this not by electromagnetic radiation generated or reflected from the object, the motion of which is ASSUMED to be influenced by gravity? Could it be possible that electrical and magnetic forces instead of or in addition to gravity could explain the observed motion?

      The curriculum of study of astrophysicists and astronomers includes nothing or very little material on electrodynamics and electric field theory. Mostly they learn about orbital mechanics based on gravity alone. If the much stronger electric interaction is considered in ADDITION to gravity as an explanation of the observed data, much simpler, more elegant explanations are possible. Such alternate theories do not require elaborate and fictitious, never observed constructs such as black holes, dark energy and matter.

      The charged particle beams in the LHC and other particle accelerators are controlled by well understood systems of magnetic and electric fields. Why is it that most cosmologists and astrophysicists do not even attempt to apply the well understood principles by which these machines operate on charged matter to the motion of charged matter in the universe at large? This is most puzzling to me, in light of the fact that most matter in the universe is definitely not electrically neutral and is therefore highly affected by even relatively weak electric and magnetic fields.

      Even if there is an unmeasurably small electrical field across the galaxy of only one millivolt per kilometer, what would the energy be achieved by a proton that started its journey on the other side of our galaxy, 70,000 light years distant? What would the energy of such a proton be if it originated 1 billion or more light years from us? Is that why we measure such particles of incredibly high energy coming at us, often from seemingly empty areas of the universe? How are the incredibly intense x-rays generated we observe coming to us from objects that have been named quasars? No scientist has ever demonstrated a method of generating electromagnetic radiation by anything else other than accelerating charges.

      (...So everything you and I think we know is all based on inference...)

      Here you are getting into philosophy, not objective science. Science only can be based on what information our physical senses transmit into our brains where it is interpreted by our minds. In philosophy, science, mathematics, in fact in all disciplines and human endeavors, there are underlying assumptions. Assumptions should be minimized and carefully scrutinized. In present-day cosmology of astrophysics, an underlying assumption is that gravity alone controls of a large-scale operation of the universe. A steadily increasing mountain of data from modern space probes and telescopes indicates that this assumption is questionable if not flat wrong.

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    15. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by Klintus+Fang · · Score: 1

      Certainly there is always a possibility of other explanations to any observed phenomenon. But the simplest explanation is the one to use unless there is evidence to the contrary. We can clearly see that in the cases where black holes have been inferred that the motions observed for the stellar objects that appear to be subject to the forces exerted by the black hole just happen to be precise solutions to equations of general relativity. If you've an alternative explanation that uses electromagnetism which exactly produces the behavior predicted by the laws of gravitation let's see a link to it. I'm not dismissing the notion that there may be cases where electromagnetism is more relevant than astronomers tend to assume, but it's pretty outrageous to dismiss gravitation and the predicted black hole as the source in cases where general relativity is able to so precisely explain the observed behavior.

      In any case, my comments about how everything we know is based on inference are philosophical in nature. You are correct about that. But they are NOT isolated or separate from objective science. My point is that all of objective science is grounded in inference. You cannot dismiss inference as a valid means of making an observation unless you also dismiss all of objective science. For example, you seem to be postulating that electromagnetism could provide a better explanation for some of the stellar motions that are currently explained by black holes... but seriously... are you proposing to prove that without inference? Have you ever actually seen an electromagnetic field? We both know you have not. You've only seen the way the electromagnetic fields impact objects that can be influenced by these fields and have infered that the fields exist because the relevant equations correctly predict observations.

      One important case in point that is directly relevant to the question of black holes: nobody has seen that any of the planets in the solar system, for example, really move in ellipses around our sun. That has been inferred (by Kepler, using data provided by Tycho Brahe) from careful measurements of the motion of individual planets. The calculations and types of measurements that led to those conclusions are effectively identical to the calculations by which the existence of black holes have been "observed". The equations are somewhat different but the fundamental technique is identical: very careful measurements of velocity and position are made, and then the curves defined by those observations are compared to the curves predicted by the relevant equations to see if a match can be found. Kepler found a match when he postulated his laws. Astronomers that claim to have observed black holes have also found a match. In my mind, neither is any more or less convincing than the other.

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    16. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....Astronomers that claim to have observed black holes have also found a match....

      Except that Kepler could directly see the sun and the planets and observe their relative locations and paths through space. In the case of alleged black holes, they cannot be seen, only the motion of an object on a path through space, guided by an invisible force. Electrons which "orbit" atomic nuclei are governed by the electric force. If there are two large objects in space, say two stars, and they carry opposite electric charges as a whole, their motions will be determined by BOTH gravity as determined by the laws of gravitation and the laws of electrical laws acting together. This can make the apparent motion of the object(s) behave as if there was a very large mass involved if gravity alone is taken into account.

      In real science some observations are made and then scientists attempt to construct a theory to explain these observations. In the case of black holes it is backwards, just the opposite. It is important to note the fact that no observations gave rise to the notion of a black hole, for which a theory needed to be developed. The black hole is a fictional, mathematical creation of a theory. Now observations are misconstrued in order to legitimize a theory. Reports of black holes are just wishful thinking in support of a belief not factual in any way.

      A black hole is allegedly predicted by Einstein's general theory of relativity. The alleged signatures of the black hole are an infinitely dense point-mass singularity and an event horizon. However his theory forbids the existence of anything of infinite density. That alone is sufficient to prove that black holes are not predicted by theory of General Relativity. Infinite density is forbidden because no material body can acquire the speed of light.

      It is also interesting that Newton'w theory of gravity does not predict black holes either although it has been claimed that it does.

      To me, a theory that requires an infinite of anything is not only suspect but definitely wrong. Infinities may work in theology as an attribute of God, but not in an objective scientific inquiry.

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    17. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by Klintus+Fang · · Score: 1

      You are missing the point. They can't see the black holes directly. that is true. They CAN see all the stellar objects that are interacting gravitationally with the apparent black hole and can clearly see that a simple solution to the field equations that explains the motion of those other objects exists. And that solution indicates an object with a mass density high enough that the escape velocity from its surface exceeds the speed of light.

      Your notion that there is something exotic about the existence of such an object doesn't follow from your reasoning. For any object that has a mass, one can define an escape velocity as a function of the radius for that mass based on the density of the object. It would be exotic to propose that it is impossible for the mass density to reach a point that the escape velocity at no point can ever exceed the speed of light. You would have to invent new theories (which have no basis in experimental observations) in order to explain why that cannot happen. The simpler theory of gravitation is the one that doesn't make up artificial constraints.

      You are also wrong when you say a black hole is an infinitely dense point mass. You have the definition backwards. A black hole is simply an object from which light can not escape because there is a particular radius below which the escape velocity is greater than the speed of light. You are correct that general relativity predicts that such an object would have an infinitely dense point mass at its center, but that prediction is not the definition of a black hole, it is a consequence predicted by current theory. That prediction though occurs at infinitely small distances where we know that quantum mechanics becomes relevant. We expect general relativity to break down at that point (note: at the point where the mass density becomes infinite and NOT at the point where the escape velocity exceeds c), and since we have no complete unifying theory that merges relativity and quantum mechanics the correct thing to say is we don't know what physical laws dominate at that point.

      You also forget that black holes were first postulated in the 18th century by Laplace relying only on Newton's laws long before general relativity was even conceived. The notion that this would mean a singularity only came after general relativity was introduced. But the realization that we would have black holes in a universe that had mass and gravity, and in which light was subject to the force of gravity, is much older than relativity and the notion of singularities. They are independent.

      Claiming that its impossible for any object to become dense enough to have an escape velocity that exceeds c simply because doing so would mean the mathematical equations for general relativity predict a singularity is not a good scientific claim... especially once you realize the the basic properties of a black hole (that light cannot escape from it) are still predicted even in the absence of relativity. In other words, an object out of which light cannot escape does not require a singularity to exist. Current relativity theory simply predicts that such a singularity would exist at the infinitely small distances where we already know relativity is an incomplete theory.

      I'd also like to point out that you are the one relying on the mathematics to support a postulate for which there is no experimental motivation. Not I. I am simply assuming that there is no arbitrary constraint on the potential mass density and am content knowing that the theory is incomplete once that mass density is exceeded. You are assuming that because the incomplete theory predicts something unintuitive once you exceed that density that exceeding that density isn't possible. But your postulate is the one that requires new theories that have no basis in experiment, not mine. You are the one who will need to invent new theories to explain what force prevents masses from exceeding the densities that could trap light.

      You also keep inferring that all cases where the solutions to the gravitational field equations imply a mass density with the properties of a black hole can better be explained with the theory of electromagnetism. Do you have links explaining what this theory is?

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    18. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...You also forget that black holes were first postulated in the 18th century by Laplace relying only on Newton's laws long before general relativity was even conceived....

      Laplace was a mathematician who invented a mathematical theory way back then already. Ever since then the black hole hypothesis has been looking for a physical reality to back up the theory. That is exactly BACKWARDS to the scientific method. In REAL science someone makes a puzzling observation or an experiment has an entirely unexpected outcome. It is only after that theories are put forth to try to explain and figure out what is going on.

      (....I'd also like to point out that you are the one relying on the mathematics to support a postulate for which there is no experimental motivation...)

      Not at all. The laws of electrodynamics are never even applied to the cosmos at the large scale, because it is assumed (believed) that they apply only on small scales, such as within and between atoms. That is patently false. Modern space probes show that the electrical action of the solar wind extends to the distant edges of the solar system. It is also interesting that modern space probes show that the average charged particle energy from the sun INCREASES with distance outward. This indicates that there is an accelerating field that overcomes the gravity of the sun.

      Many modern observations from space probes leave scientists "surprised" and forces them to come up with esoteric constructs in order to explain the data by means of long-held currently accepted theories. Gravity obviously is involved in the mechanics of the universe, but it alone is insufficient to explain in a simple and systematic way what modern observations show. If you are truly interested you can begin here:

      http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig9/hogan1.html

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    19. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by Klintus+Fang · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the link to Mr. Hogan's page. Mr. Hogan may very well be right that electromagnetism may play a larger role than astronomers currently assume.

      But he is mistaken about one point. He claims that all current observations of black holes have been observations of highly energetic events that then get attributed to black holes. He is implying that the only observations made so far have been the cases where highly energetic jets coming out of galaxies have been observed.

      He is wrong about that.

      Yes, those observations frequently are explained as possible black holes. But some of the more convincing observations of apparent black holes have been observations of stars that orbit rapidly around a center of mass distinct from the star as though the star was part of a binary start system in which one of the stars was not visible. In other words, binary star system in which one of the stars in the system emitted no light.

      Energetic plumes can potentially be explained away as something other than a black hole, but when you find a star that behaves as though it was part of a binary system but don't see it's neighbor...then run the solution of the gravitational equations given the motions you do observe to determine the location and mass of the "missing" star, and see that the equations show a very high density mass that you know you wouldn't be able to see if it did exist... that is something quite different than what Mr. Hogan is talking about.

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    20. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Actually a black *can* be observed.

      There is quite a bit of difference between the simple-minded view of black-holes s given in introductory texts and what our present understanding of physics tells us.

    21. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...that the equations show a very high density mass that you know you wouldn't be able to see if it did exist...

      Just because it is impossible to see the "missing star" or whatever massive object the gravitational equations indicate might be there, does not mean automatically that it has to be a black hole. If in addition to gravity, electrical forces are at work, the so-called massive object may not be all massive after all. Additionally, the so-called massive object might be obscured by intervening matter.

      Other "weird" objects observed in a number of places in the universe is something that has been labeled a pulsar. These objects appear to be rapidly pulsating sources of electromagnetic energy. The conventional, gravitationally, mechanical explanation of these is a rapidly rotating "almost formed" black hole called a neutron dwarf star. However, the rate pulsation of some of these pulsars is so high, that no physical object could hold together at the rates of rotation required by this theory. Here on Earth, all electromagnetic pulses are produced by electricity, both natural lightening and man-made. It is therefore quite reasonable to postulate that some natural electrical mechanism is responsible for these fast, extremely energetic pulses.

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    22. Re:Agreed, this is silly. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...Actually a black *can* be observed ...

      Except that everything in that article is based on computer models and NOT actual observation. The computer model makes assumptions about the existence and properties of a black hole and based on these assumptions, shows how such a black hole "might" be detected. The problem is that all this is an elaborate mathematical exercise, but not an actual observation of physical reality.

      Mass is a PROPERTY of matter and in essence mass and matter are not one and the same. Nobody really knows the mechanisms by which matter exhibits inertial and gravitational properties.

      The speed of light is not the fastest thing in the universe. The earth and the sun "feel" each other gravitationally, not how the were eight minutes ago, but as the are now, in real time, instantaneously. The sun and all the planets orbit the center of our galaxy. Both the center of the galaxy and the sun with its planets appear to "communicate" with each other essentially instantaneously. On galactic scales, the speed of light is positively glacial. I think there were a few things that Einstein's mathematics missed and is still being missed by cosmologists. Postulating a warping of space-time doesn't solve the communication problem. Experiments with quantum entanglements also seem to indicate that all parts of the universe may be in constant touch with one another in zero time.

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  133. Black Mesa Research Facility by tsnorquist · · Score: 1

    As long as this experiment is conducted at the Black Mesa Research Facility, I can't see any problems occurring. Researcxh s

  134. This is /., no one RTFAs.... by celticryan · · Score: 1
    The abstract from the preprint is here:

    In this paper we present the results of our analysis of the growth and decay of black holes possibly produced at the Large Hadron Collider, based on our previous study of black holes in the context of the warped brane-world scenario. The black hole mass accretion and decay is obtained as a function of time, and the maximum black hole mass is obtained as a function of a critical mass parameter. The latter occurs in our expression for the luminosity and is related to the size of extra-dimensional corrections to Newtonâ(TM)s law of gravitation. Based on this analysis, we argue against the possibility of catastrophic black hole growth at the LHC.

    Notice that this whole analysis is based on a warped brane-world calculation. In this calculation, it is assumed that there exists a 5th dimension in which gravity can act. We currently have no (physical) indication that there are any more dimensions than the ones we can perceive in every day life. This is really a very academic paper and subject. Unfortunately, many laymen think they are qualified to comment on the physics involved in these calculations.

    It is a harsh reminder to all physicists that we suck at PR work.

    In conclusion, I applaud you for reading the preprint and I support your statement:

    Go back to worrying about your 401Ks.

  135. And we understand black holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How come everyone keeps talking about the numbers when no one has even observed a real black hole? It's a black hole - just because we've observed its behavior on a cosmic scale doesn't mean we know anything about how one will behave in this instance. We don't even understand the nature of space-time that would cause an object like a black hole to form.

  136. Serious question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If these potentially small black holes can't grow big then how big were the REALLY, REALLY BIG black holes when they first came into existence? What determines how big a black hold can grow?

  137. Cool! Now I can stop paying my bills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hopefully they turn it on before US taxes are due

  138. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Bengie · · Score: 1

    I thought a lot of these small 'forces' were caused by exchanges of small amounts of sub-atomic particles between the not-so-sub-atomic particles.

    whether or not my reasoning is correct, would the strong force/etc be 'sucked' in by the gravitational collapse and leave it a moot point?

    someone with more info of the subject please point me in the right direction.

  139. Another World by yotamoteuchi · · Score: 1

    I'm amazed no one made a remark about "another world"... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Another_World_(video_game)

  140. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One fact that amuses me is that people are discussing black holes as a proven physics concept.

    As far as I know (I have Ph.D. in physics) black holes are pure theoretical guess which does not have mathematical description (please do not refer to Hawking radiation etc - assumptions in his paper are pretty arbitrary, such as transition from background state of one space-time to background state of completely different space-time, and it takes forever for radiation to reach observer, if it where to exist.)

    Keep in mind that there is no theory of gravity (there is Einstein theory of classical gravity, but we all know that the world around as is quantum).

    All papers about black holes should start with "If black holes were to exist ...".

    The same Einstein equation which give black hole solution also have "white hole" solution, and rarely you see mentioning of it. Why? Because we can not explain it.

    The problem with abundance of this kind of papers is that scientific financing is approved by non-experts, so in last few decades science more and more tends to be of speculative character, like discovering water in space explorations, black holes, superstrings at al.

  141. Maybe there are tiny black holes everywhere by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    The main thing to keep in mind is, cosmic rays have energies vastly higher than the LHC. If the LHC could produce black holes, then there would be black holes floating around everywhere.

    Maybe there are quantum black holes floating around everywhere. Wouldn't they be so small that interactions with other matter would be exceedingly rare? If the radius was equal to or less than the Planck length how could we ever detect them, aside from their gravity? (Of which we do seem to have a surplus.)

    All we really have proof of from cosmic rays is that whether black holes are being created or not, they are not dangerous to us.

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    1. Re:Maybe there are tiny black holes everywhere by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      If the radius was equal to or less than the Planck length how could we ever detect them, aside from their gravity?

      Is it even possible for something to be smaller than the Planck length?

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  142. Don't worry... by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, I've already read this story. We're perfectly safe from the artificial black holes as long as someone is already working on a time machine.

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  143. Of course it's possible... by PorkRollEggCheese · · Score: 1

    Even a mathematical "impossibility" is possible. It's highly improbable though. If you're not comfortable with that type of reassurance, you're living in the wrong universe.

  144. Paper Authors are trolling you all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone actually read the conclusions?

    "As shown in the previous Section, in particular in Tables
    Iâ"III, the maximum black hole mass never reaches
    catastrophic size before leaving the Earth. The black hole mass remains at microscopic values for a wide range of acceptable
    initial conditions and for a wide range of critical
    masses, Mc. Indeed, in order for the black holes created
    at the LHC to grow at all, the critical mass should be
    Mc > 10^5 kg."

    Last I checked, 14TeV in the center of mass frame is not sufficient to create a 10^5 kg patricle.

  145. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Correction: The Earth would just orbit the Sun, and if any swallowing would be done it would be the Earth that got to swallow.

  146. Lasts minutes!? by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

    Please don't tell my wife, last thing I need on a Friday is to be beaten by a Black Hole.

    She'd be all like "I heard that the large hardon collider can pound a black hole for minutes, maybe you could work up your stamina like that?"

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  147. *Extemely* unlikely by bugeaterr · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's like the odds of a black man becoming President of the United States.

    1. Re:*Extemely* unlikely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I REALLY hope that is not why he got elected. That's just as racist as voting against him because he's black.

      I voted against him and McCain because one touted a socialist agenda and the other touted a democrat agenda or a republican agenda... depending on who he was talking to.

      Thank goodness McCain didn't win. Let's hope Obama fails in his promises... which will be a success for the country.

      /since this is highly off-topic, I'm leaving anonymous

  148. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Hordeking · · Score: 1

    I thought a lot of these small 'forces' were caused by exchanges of small amounts of sub-atomic particles between the not-so-sub-atomic particles.

    whether or not my reasoning is correct, would the strong force/etc be 'sucked' in by the gravitational collapse and leave it a moot point?

    someone with more info of the subject please point me in the right direction.

    That assumes that forces are mediated by wave/particles. If that is true, then I would expect no force interaction between black holes and the target (because the mediating particles can't escape). Obviously this doesn't hold for gravity ("gravitons"), since a black hole still exerts gravity on the target outside the event horizon. I would conclude electroweak and strong forces are effected similarly, but the scales normally seen with black holes reduces their effect to infinitesimal.

    I'm not going to get into the possibilities of these mediating particles behaving according to quantum effects and somehow effecting "action at a distance".

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  149. Romulan power supply? by Dillenger69 · · Score: 1

    The Romulans power their ships with "artificial" black holes. Could we magnetically contain one of these little guys and see what can be done with it if they last that long?

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  150. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Hordeking · · Score: 1

    All of this ignores the possibility of degeneracy pressures, since if the electroweak forces do apply, they could potentially repel the target from the black hole before it gets close enough to be captured.

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  151. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Elementary particles are point-like. The question is, with what probability (per time) will objects find themselves within the Shwarzchild radius. No danger of particles with a bite taken out of them (unless the particles weren't actually elementary, a serious possibility).

    Your issue of the strong force interacting with the black holes is fascinating though. And significantly more disturbing than my original analysis. Provided the black hole didn't have positive charge (which is as likely as not), the black hole would quickly bind to the nucleus of some atom.

    Once this happened, remember that the strong force acts like a rubber band, force increasing with distance. So we don't expect the strong force to induce intra-Shwarzchild distances (so, the black hole still won't be able to suck up matter).

    If the black hole were negatively charged (and of course much heavier than normal atomic nuclei), we expect the nuclei to begin orbiting the black hole due to electric interactions (analogous to electrons orbiting atomic nuclei). This radius is on the order of the Bohr radius (adjusted for atomic nuclei masses):

    a_aroundblackhole = \hbar e^2/ (m_nucleus c\alpha q_nucleus q_blackhole) = 1.1x10^(-8) radii of nucleus

    where I've used generous values of an object with a charge of 10^5e, interacting with some very heavy 250au nuclei with 100 protons. Even this value is tiny compared to the size of the nucleus. Also, its pretty unreasonable to expect a charge of 100,000 electrons from the particle collision (just a gut feeling here, I am not into beam physics).

    I wouldn't worry. This really is chicken-little fear-mongering.

  152. Existence proof by isomeme · · Score: 1

    Cosmic rays more energetic than anything the LHC will produce have been hitting Earth every day for four billion years. We have not collapsed into a black hole. QED.

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  153. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by localman · · Score: 1

    Thanks for that comment. I've been wondering (with my limited understanding of physics) how creating a black hole was possible in this context. I understand that they're likely to create some amazingly dense matter... but I thought the gravity of a black hole was a feature of its mass as much as its density. What gravitational pull can a handful of particles have no matter how dense they are?

    To my understanding, black holes aren't magical rips in the space-time continuum, they're just amazingly dense collections of huge quantities of matter. To make one, you need an enormous amount of matter, which the LHC does not have. There's no way I can see that we could jump-start a black hole formation here on earth.

    But if I'm completely misunderstanding, let me know!

    Cheers.

  154. David Brin's Earth by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

    This situation was posited in David Brin's novel Earth and and he does present a compelling case for some concern. In that book a micro black hole was unknowingly created and it was able to become self-sustaining when it sunk into the Earth's core. It remained there for some time undetected until it accumulated enough mass to cause anomalous earthquakes and volcanism to crop up. This is a possible scenario for LHC too if the holes don't evaporate as expected.

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  155. Bleeding edge experiments can and do go wrong. by Freestonepilgrim · · Score: 1

    Maybe creating little short lived black holes is not such a good idea given the penalty for failure. Bleeding edge experiments can and do go wrong:Demon Core.

  156. They assured us as we vanished to a singularity. by John+Sokol · · Score: 1

    And how does one stop a microscopic Black whole that suck up everything it touches?
    What happens if this dot were to fall through the metal of the LHC, dissolving and incorporating all until it hits dirt. Slowly at first eating it's way to the core, where it will just continue to absorb all matter till there is nothing more.

    Eventually nothing will be left of the Earth but an almost invisible pinpoint that is emitting Hawking radiation.

        I am sure this will really perplex some future alien cosmologists who would have a hard time to explain how a black hole could exist where a planet would be expected.

    All traces of life and civilization will be gone other then some distant radio signals and a few scraps of odd metal left on the moon and mars and the voyager probes will be all there is left to mark our very existence.

    I guess we will not have to worry about Global Warming then after all.

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  157. Great! by Ross+D+Anderson · · Score: 1

    Just enough time to toss Tom Cruise in!

  158. "Niggling" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess we can say this, now that Obama's president. How the times have changed!

  159. Explains A Lot by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 1
    This explains why we've yet to contact any extra terrestrials. All technologies advance to the point of developing a LHC, which creates a black hole and annihilates the planet.

    You could theorize that every black hole in the universe is evidence of a former alien race.

  160. Should? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    When talking about the destruction of our planet I want to hear more "Will not" VS "Should not" tyvm.

  161. More proof? Did bush's science advisor write this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More proof than what? Who the hell wrote this article? Bush's scientific advisor? The proof you need requires the LHC to work and produce a Black hole that will decay faster than it can grow.

    Have you ever heard of the scientific process? Geeez, who was the moron that wrote the article?

  162. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's similar to what I've said before it's a non issue. Simple physics, the black hole's gravitational pull is equal to the matter involved in it's creation. It's not magic folks. Yes they can get bigger the more they consume but they are also limited to what they can by the event horizon. It's like trying to shove an elephant through a keyhole. I wouldn't recommend firing a stream of matter at it for the next ten thousand years otherwise the odds of it becoming dangerous are very slim.

  163. Graph truncated by Twinbee · · Score: 1

    All well and good, but unfortunately the graph on the web site is truncated. Here is the real version: http://www.skytopia.com/stuff/graph.png

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  164. Don't stifle fundamental science by multimediavt · · Score: 1

    But shouldn't we require better assurance than that?

    NO! There are no assurances in life, period. There are some things that, within the narrow realm of our understanding of the universe and how space-time works, are 99.99999% probable, but we should not stop investigating something because we are unsure of an outcome. There is little, if any, real evidence to suggest that the LHC could cause a black hole that would swallow the Earth and the rest of our solar system. There is a probability that the energies being created by smashing particles in the LHC could create momentary or even (while the particle streams are still focused and colliding) sustained event horizons, but as soon as the energy is taken away the system would return to equilibrium; thermodynamics teaches us this. Black holes sustain themselves because their mass accelerates matter toward them eventually reaching velocities near the speed of light. In order to create a self-sustaining black hole you would need to feed it a lot of matter traveling at high velocities for a long time (eons with a lowly particle accelerator).

    Let's stop worrying about what might happen and see what doors we can unlock. Heck, the Manhattan Project folks were worried that the Trinity bomb might ignite the atmosphere and turn the planet into a charred cinder. It was possible based on what they understood about the universe at the time. Didn't happen, though.

  165. ummm! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scherner effect

    an effect discovered by Dr Ernst Scherner just before his death at the LHC during the creation of the Earth's first (and last) Black Hole, In which he demonstrated mathematically that the absorption of the Earth by an atom sized event horizon was not only possible but inevitable given quantum bias effects caused by the imbalance in the quantum foam at relativistic speeds in an high intensity magnetic field caused by the holes "sheering wake" (see doomsday weapons/banned)

    ( for further details of the "LHC" see extinct races/human/epic fail)
    Encyclopedia Centauri vol 32 page 1543

  166. Experiment vs. Theory by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    The evidence that the LHC is safe comes from experimental observation: no planet or star has disappeared due to cosmic ray bombardment. The possibility that BHs can last for minutes is a theoretical possibility. If the theory is correct it must agree with the experimental data. Hence either the assumptions upon which the theory is based are wrong or having a black hole lifetime of several minutes is still not enough time for it to grow.

    1. Re:Experiment vs. Theory by zzyzyx · · Score: 1

      How do we know that ? How would we detect a black hole the mass of a planet orbiting its star ?

    2. Re:Experiment vs. Theory by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      I think we would have noticed by now if Jupiter or Saturn had collapsed into a black hole. For planets I mean local ones, for stars they stop shining and again we would notice that. Similarly pulsars (neutron stars) would also disappear and these are particularly important because their enormous density means that any black hole produced by a cosmic ray would grow far more rapidly than on Earth.

      We have seen none of this happen so, even though we don't know precisely what physics we will find at the LHC nature has shown us that, whatever it turns out to be it is not dangerous to the planet. Note this also applies to other exotic doom scenarios like strange matter etc.

  167. why care? by sashang · · Score: 1

    Why worry if a black hole eats the planet? It will kill everyone and no one will be around to care.

  168. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would trust your assertion more fully if you knew how to spell 'indefinitely'.

  169. Pron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Black Holes" starring Brock Collider

  170. Don't need math - use common sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much could one of these things weigh when it's created? It's a few fundamental particles - so let's guess it weighs as much as a typical atom. So how much gravity does it have? Almost none - right? So how big is its event horizon? Well, gravity is an inverse square law so if it's a true singularity then it WILL have an event horizon - but it'll be INSANELY small...I mean - much MUCH smaller than an atomic nucleus. So how much can it eat? Well in order to eat another particle - that particle has to get within the event horizon (or at least bloody close to it). But recall that if the nucleus of an atom (which we should agree is bigger than the event horizon) is the size of a marble - an atom is the size of a small city. So what are the odds of the nucleus of an atom getting within the event horizon? It's something like the odds of tossing a marble into a city somewhere completely at random - and having it hit another marble that's at the center of the city. This is VERY unlikely - and even if it happens, the black hole still only weighs as much as (now) two atoms...so it's now a little bit bigger than a marble (maybe). It simply can't get close enough to enough other particles to eat many of them before it vaporizes (which Hawkings says will happen in a small fraction of a second).

    So don't sweat it...it's not a problem.

  171. Mass of Everest to be dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In order for a black hole to be of any real danger it would have to gain enough mass for its gravity to overcome the radiation pressure of in falling matter and virtual particle decay. This means it would have to have at least the mass of Mt. Everest to have any chance of growing.

    That being said, the longer life does have some interesting applications. One could for example, try to create one of these with an electrical charge. This can be done by using charged particles to create it or forcing such a particle into the black hole. Once done one could then control it with magnetic fields. You could use the particle to create pseudo matter with a positively charged black hole as nucleus and an orbiting electron. If one could force a atom laser to focus on a single point in the Event Horizon, it should be able to overcome the ambient radiation pressure allowing it to be grown and maintained. This makes for an interesting energy source or weapon. For example, pump one up to quite a larger size and then let it rapidly decay. This would produce an immense amount of energy. This energy contained would be useful for work, exposed it would be deadly. One could create many gravitic effects and even experiment with worm hole physics. All in all quite interesting.

  172. playing devils advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    playing devils advocate...

    When I hear about scientists intense desire to see results from the LHC, I can't help seeing how driven the scientists are to achieve their goal. This opens up the question, why are they so driven. While their desire to learn is obviously a part of their drive, an inescapable fact is, if they succeed in their discoveries, there is also the huge opportunity for personal gain. (Noble prizes etc..) That creates a inescapable bias in their thinking towards wanting to do these experiments, before their competitors can take their prized goal from them.

    Even your own comments also highlight this same desire and personal gain goals. You like a lot of us want to be free to carry out the research you want to do, but you are held back by the goals of others and their need for you to justify the work you wish to do. e.g.

    "As a scientist, I'm not entitled to a lab, or funding, or students. I have to ask the government for the ability to do research and their permission to do the research I'd like to do (they regularly check on what I'm doing). If there's no government agency (or private company) that wants to fund me to do what I'd like, I have to do what they want me to do to pay the bills. Occasionally, you can slip some research in that's not supported, but you're not going to get something like the LHC without the government wanting it to happen."

    Many of us want to be free to carry out the research we wish to do. I can strongly relate to that, but I can't help playing devils advocate. Any bias towards personal gain creates an inescapable bias in peoples thinking. (Its easy to assume noble thinking on the part of scientists, but scientists are still humans and biased thinking is still possible even amongst the best scientists).

    For example, here's a simple thought experiment. Imagine telling all the scientists on the LHC the project is canceled. Imagine their reaction. They would be utterly devastated and totally incensed at even the suggestion of canceling the LHC. There is almost no way to cancel the LHC. It shows just how strong their desire is to carry on with their experiments

    Now combine this intense drive with the way paradigms have been fought over in science through the centuries. I find it very interesting how the smartest minds of a generation argue over the truth. It can take decades to over turn some paradigms, but thats not my point. My point is, before the paradigm shift, the majority of people deeply believed that their explanation of the world around us was correct to the best of their abilities. Sure they were willing to consider amendments to their ideas, but most strongly resist a paradigm shift, until the weight of evidence overwhelms their current perception.

    Now combine this with the reasoning behind why we need the LHC. We have theories of how it should work, but we don't know *for certain*. We can argue to the best of our abilities that our explanations of the world around us conforms to our current theories, but we simple do not know for sure. If we did know for sure, there would be no point in constructing the LHC.

    With the current biased thinking around the LHC, even if there was something dangerous to be found in the LHC, the current thinking shown by a lot of scientists (certainly the majority) will be very unwilling to accept anything other than absolute proof its dangerous. By the time we have absolute proof, its too late. With most experiments in history, if they go wrong, then worst case, we end up with some dead people, but then everyone else learns from their mistakes. With the LHC we don't have that luxury. If we make something dangerous in the LHC then we loose the planet. The LHC cannot operate by the same trial and error process of learning. (People dying during a mistake or unexpected event is effectively a process of learning by mistake).

    Playing devils advocate, its very clear that even if something dangerous could be created in the LHC, the people behind it don't want to be stopped from running th

    1. Re:playing devils advocate... by khallow · · Score: 1

      With the current biased thinking around the LHC, even if there was something dangerous to be found in the LHC, the current thinking shown by a lot of scientists (certainly the majority) will be very unwilling to accept anything other than absolute proof its dangerous. By the time we have absolute proof, its too late. With most experiments in history, if they go wrong, then worst case, we end up with some dead people, but then everyone else learns from their mistakes. With the LHC we don't have that luxury. If we make something dangerous in the LHC then we loose the planet. The LHC cannot operate by the same trial and error process of learning. (People dying during a mistake or unexpected event is effectively a process of learning by mistake).

      Guess how you find out if something is dangerous? You learn by trying it out. There are several things to keep in mind with the LHC. First, it is a significant jump over other accelerators, but it's not that big a jump. If it creates black holes, they will be small ones that evaporate easily. Why do I know this? Because black holes aren't an on/off thing. The stability of a black hole increases as we increase the mass of the black hole. If we could create black holes big enough to destroy Earth, then we would have seen black holes that weren't quite so big in our previous work, going back maybe a couple of decades. The current black hole models look pretty good. And there's a big energy range where black holes are observable yet not stable in the Earth.

      Further, from observation of cosmic rays and neutron stars, we know we have a lot of leeway before we reach energy levels that could cause problems. Neutron stars with densities far greater than Earth and ages going up to apparently billions of years are constantly bombarded by cosmic rays with energies considerably greater than what the LHC can produce. The resulting collisions probably produce micro black holes all the time yet the neutron star is still there.

      My take is that slowly ramping up energy levels as we are doing now allows us to safely explore high energy physics and to understand what the true dangers are.

  173. I have a black hole... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called my bank account and retirement savings.

    1. Re:I have a black hole... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Death by black hole, would that be a painful death or would it be a quick and merciful way to go?

  174. Short answer: yes by ardle · · Score: 1

    shouldn't we require better assurance than that?

    We spent 20 billion on something that is based on a failed model. How do we know that current calculations are correct?
    We don't even know if the "particle physics" model is correct; in fact, we know that it is not correct. Particle Physics, like all models, has central assumptions and we haven't managed to explain them yet.
    I've heard it said: "matter only behaves like particles when we're measuring it". We now have instrumentation that can measure things predicted by our model: predictions don't always come true. We learn from experience ;-)

  175. Figure it out... by Genda · · Score: 2, Informative

    As others have said many times, nature dramatically exceeds any test we've ever done on an almost daily basis. If microscopic black holes were going to gobble up the earth, it would have happened long ago, in fact, all the stars and planets in the universe would now be black holes. You may have noticed, this hasn't happened. ergo...

    Think about it... the sun, 186,000 miles across reduces to a black hole, and the radius of the event horizon would be measured in mere dozens of miles. Now squish an atomic nucleus (even carrying the mass of all that acceleration), the resulting black hole and it's event horizon would vanish down to dimensions comparable to the Plank Length. At that dimension, the distance between any particles is beyond imagining. With a lifespan of even hours the best such an object could hope to do is gravitationally disrupt a few atomic nuclii.

    This simply isn't a threat to anyone or anything.

  176. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

    I would trust your assertion more fully if you knew how to spell 'indefinitely'.

    Dude, he's a physicist not an English major.

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  177. Re:Maybe there's already been a persistent black h by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

    You sound like a fellow who knows what the answer is going to be before he evefn starts the experiment or calculations. Putting aside your suggestions of murder, what basis do you have for your assertion that the energy of the LHC beam was "only 450 GeV at the time of the accident?"

  178. Arthur Rallis by Trippex · · Score: 1

    It reminds me of the Tower of Babel were people wanted to build a tower so high that will reach God but it failed. Same here we are trying to find the thumbprint of God the Higgs particale and that may be our end if we are not careful.

  179. Re:Maybe there's already been a persistent black h by mcelrath · · Score: 1

    Because I work at CERN, and that's the injection energy of the SPS. They had not started to ramp the magnetic fields in to get to higher energies. The planned first collisions were at 450 GeV (and ramp afterwards), which never happened.

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  180. I'm hoping... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm hoping they find a second magnetic monopole. The first one, I imagine, is still quite lonely. Sniff.

  181. Answer: no by toriver · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But shouldn't we require better assurance than that?

    The doomsayers have grabbed onto this idea of horrible black holes, but the proof that these will even appear are from the same scientists that try to convince them that any black holes, in the unlikely case they will appear, will be harmless. "Assurance" seems to be a requirement directed at only one side of the fence while the other is free to do its unscientific fantasizing without any need to provide actual proof.

    I mean after they have proven that the Earth will not be swallowed by a black hole when they perform the experiments, what next?

    Prove that a dimensional gate will not open, letting in Yog-Sothoth from the great beyond.

    Prove that the collision will not exterminate the (ultra-rare) unicorns.

    Prove that the collider doesn't employ Goa'uld technology.

    It never ends.

    Meanwhile, said doomsayers carry mobile phones in their pockets even though it hasn't been proven that the radiation doesn't cause infertility and cancer. They drive cars even though the probability of getting killed that way is many orders of maginitude higher than the black hole forming hypothesis...

  182. More likely result? by Plekto · · Score: 1

    I found this online

    "In 1974 Professor Hawking argued that due to quantum effects, primordial black holes created during the Big Bang could "evaporate" by a theoretical process now referred to as Hawking Radiation in which particles of matter would be emitted.

    Under this theory, the smaller the size of the micro black hole, the faster the evaporation rate, resulting in a sudden burst of particles as the micro black hole suddenly explodes."

    The real question is how much damage would an exploding black hole of this size actually do? My guess is not a whole lot, but enough to mangle the test lab pretty badly.

  183. If they last over minutes... by drolli · · Score: 1

    can we build a weapon out of it? Just kidding. I am sure this question is already examined....

  184. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by vikstar · · Score: 1

    If you throw a tennis ball, with a cross-sectional area smaller than a human, into a crowd of humans, there's pretty good chance one will get hit. And if that ball can pass through the human, then there are others that will be hit too.

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  185. Lawsuit by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    I think we should start a lawsuit which should be settled just as the machine is turned on. Just as the end of the planet occurs, our bank accounts will grow. Hey, its a recession, we all need the money!!

  186. just a theory by Mr_Nitro · · Score: 1

    All this worrying is SO silly. There are no black holes, it's just a theoretical construct to explain some observed phenomena, we have no proof that such objects even exists (in the form we hypothise). Now assuming that we can possibly create one in a small(by cosmo-scale) lab on Earth is more on the comical side than anything else. Stop this folly and move on to more experiments. cheers mrn

  187. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by narcberry · · Score: 1

    These are our first black holes, but based on unconfirmed new ideas in the last decade, we are certain of the outcome.

    After the first nuclear tests, men were given the task of running into ground zero seconds after the explosion to make tests. They all died with the assurance that we understood nuclear physics.

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  188. " the decay mechanism should win over" by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    Should??

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  189. An assurance in death then ? by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    Some people here like to crave an assurance in death ..

    is that easier to provide ? *big smile*

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  190. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Werthless5 · · Score: 1

    To make a big one of appreciable size, like the kind you can see with a telescope, you need astronomical amounts of matter.

    However, mass and energy are the same fundamental quantity (ie E = mc^2). Let's take a look at collisions in the LHC and see how much mass we can get, shall we?

    The *maximum* center of mass energy of each collision is 14 TeV. That's a lot for particle physics, but we'll soon see why that's actually really very little in macroscopic terms. Also, remember that the average collision in the LHC will be much less than this; the interactions will take place between quarks, not the protons themselves, so you can have 2 quarks interacting with much less than 14 TeV despite the two protons colliding at 14 TeV.

    14 TeV = 1.6*10^-7 J
    Oh, it turns out that's actually an insignificant amount of energy per collision. It takes 4 MILLION J to raise the temperature of a kg of water by 1 degree Celsius.

    So how much mass could we theoretically have if we converted it all into a black hole? It would be about 10^-24 kg, giving it a Schwarzschild radius of approx 10^-51 meters. That is the LARGEST possible black hole that can be created. Let's even be extra generous and give it a 10^-45 m radius

    The Planck Length is 10^-35 m. Below this length gravity effectively stops working. In other words, if two particles are closer than this distance then quantum physics takes over and gravity is so ineffective that it can be ignored. At this scale the other forces dominate, and normal gravitational effects do not apply.

    Bottom line: We don't really know if we can even create black holes of that size, much less how they would work. If they work just like large scale black holes, then they're unable to "gobble up" more matter due to their insignificant size and eventually will evaporate.

    Even if the rate of evaporation is completely wrong and they exist forever, they're too small to interact with matter through gravity! In other words, even if you directed protons AT THE BLACK HOLE, they would not interact with it, nor would new black holes interact with it! If something even came close to magically reaching its radius, which we've established is impossible due to the shortness of the planck length, it would be repelled by the black hole's doubly positive charge (as we all know, electromagnetism is frighteningly more powerful than gravity).

    In summary, even if we made a black hole that lived forever, it would still mean nothing.

    And back to the discussion of cosmic rays, let's say a black hole is created in the atmosphere with a considerable mass. Some have pointed out that it would still have a large momentum and fling out to space, but it would have to pass through the Earth first. If its interaction potential was truly high enough to matter, high enough to absorb more energy than it leaks, the Earth probably would have been destroyed. Even worse than that, we'd see a much higher rate of black hole development. Since collisions like this are downright common over billions of years, it is likely that all of the matter in the universe would be in black holes right now.

  191. Unlikely by Werthless5 · · Score: 1

    Much more likely is that advanced alien civilizations develop technology sufficient to destroy themselves through war, not through happenstance particle collisions that occur all the time naturally.

  192. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We know physics pretty darn well. Its the very fine details that we aren't sure about.

    Wrong. We don't know much about physics. What we have is a good start. We're still doing experiments to confirm the basics which become not so basic the more we investigate.

    Wake me when we have found a non-polluting power supply AND are actually using it on a planetary scale. We haven't even significantly traveled outside Earth's gravity yet. And no, probes and trips to the moon don't count, they are just a first step.

    Humanity has dipped its toe in the pond, but can't yet swim.

  193. have you thought about by shnull · · Score: 0

    the fact that 1) no one knows about LHC besides a few geeks, of which you and i are obviously one -euh .. two ??? 2) whatever LHC might discover might be more important than whatever we already know ??? (really, destroying what we have so far wouldnt be SUCH a waste, tho i would like to see the cats in a safe place first ... they're just so ... divine) 3)how on earth could you possibly think that we can already summon the amount of energy necessary to create a fucking black , if you pardon my french, fucking hole ... it's supposed to be the center of the universe according to one of the smartest people on this dustball (correct me if i'm wrong) ... 4) let's just support them and see what happens, after all, can anyone predict the consequenses of what the mayans predict for 2012 ? scientiffically, i mean, really ... can you , but would you stop it ???

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  194. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by zzyzyx · · Score: 1

    No, actually black holes can have any mass.

    You probably know that the formula of the gravity pull of an object is proportional to m/r^2, r being the distance between the center of the object and the point where you measure the force, and m the mass of the object. This formula is valid only outside the body. Once inside, gravity start to decrease.

    Now imagine that you could reduce the size of the object as much as you want. At some point, the gravity pull at the surface of the object will be so high that the escape velocity will reach the speed of light. This is true whatever the mass of the object is, because the limit of 1/r^2 as r approaches 0 if infinity. This radius is called the Schwarzschild radius.

    In the LHC, it might be possible that by smashing particles together with huge energies, they would be compacted below the Schwarzschild radius, creating an extremely small black hole.

    There is another theory, called the Hawking radiation, which says that black holes are not really black, but slightly evaporate, getting smaller over time.

    The debate is to know which is the fastest, the speed at which the black holes evaporate, or the speed at which they "eat" matter and energy around them.

    As you said these very small black holes would have very little gravity pull, and would encounter other particles only by chance. also, the Hawkings theory states that very small black holes dissipate very fast.

    However everything about black holes is purely theoretical, and some people aren't quite content to test this against the fate of our planet :-)

  195. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by DamienRBlack · · Score: 1

    Yes, but a crowd of humans is much more dense than a "crowd of atoms". Even the most dense materials look more like stars in a galaxy than humans in a crowd. Although, even that analogy is far too dense, especially near the center of a galaxy.

    So imagine throwing a moon size object at a galaxy going about the speed of light. Will it hit a star? Maybe, but keep in mind that it is evaporating at a rate of one moon's volume a year. As you can see, it needs to hit a star within the first year. OK, lets say it hits something right away. Now it is two moons big (the star got compressed) and has two years to find it's next target, but that is hardly enough time to get to another star intentionally, let alone by chance.

    As you can imagine, this object would evaporate long before it had any sort of stability accept in the rarest most unlikely case. Now realize that this analogy actually simulates something magnitudes more dense then the center of our planet and hawking radiation magnitudes smaller than in reality. Then you'll begin to understand what you're talking about.

    There is a reason that in order to form a stable black hole in nature requires the collapse of a star so gigantic in size that we can hardy imagine the scale. It just takes that much material collapsing all at once. We don't have that much material on earth. We don't have that much material withing 10 light years of us.

    The LHC simply is not going to create a world ending black hole. Period.

  196. Re:Maybe there's already been a persistent black h by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

    Because I work at CERN, and that's the injection energy of the SPS. They had not started to ramp the magnetic fields in to get to higher energies. The planned first collisions were at 450 GeV (and ramp afterwards), which never happened.

    So...did someone at CERN tell you that the injector energy level was 450 GeV or are you just assuming that that's what it was since that was planned? Also, I would presume that measuring, monitoring, and controlling such a thing would be complex and subject to a lot of unexpected variations in the performance of the systems that might allow a variety of unplanned power fluxes in the early stages of testing so I don't find your blanket assurance that it was "XXX" to be comforting, especially considering that the system burned up so soon after startup.

  197. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by localman · · Score: 1

    This is actually new to me -- so thanks very much for posting it. I'll have to read up on the topic because it sounds incredible to me that if you compress a small amount of matter enough the escape velocity could increase to the point where it is significant, let alone increasing it all the way to the speed of light.

    Of course, much of physics is incredible and yet well demonstrated.

    Cheers.

  198. scientific priorities by br00tus · · Score: 1

    Putting aside the discussion of real or imagined danger from the LHC, you ask why our smartest scientists are pressured (through grants etc.) to work on projects like these. Or if particle accelerators are necessary, perhaps all of this can be done in a distributed, low-tech manner.

    In the 19th century, studies of the economy was called study of political economy (not study of economics). The decision to do these massive scientific projects like the LHC, or that are done within in NASA, or in a military sense. things like missile shields or the like - all of these things are done not for scientific reasons, but due to the economy part of political economy (and to a lesser extent, the political side of political economy). Or to say that again, they are not done primarily for scientific but for economic reasons. Our current economic system favors that the government spend money on centralized, high tech projects like this. It is why the US is building dozens of nuclear submaries it does not need, but does not have enough troops on the ground in Iraq or provide them with as much "armor" as they could use. It is why bridges to nowhere are built, and other expensive and unnecessary projects are done. Richard Nixon once shocked conservatives by stating his agreement with the phrase "We are all Keynesians now".

    I'm not a physics expert, but I certainly have seen these white elephants pop up, everyone has. I'm sure every physicist knows the same thing you do, and has said so. Has your collective criticism done anything? No. Why? Because it is a problem within political economy, not with science or the scientific community. If you're interested in solving the problem, realize that charts and presentations and so forth showing how money is being wasted on big white elephant projects will help some, but will only go so far. You have to understand the relation of grants to the existing system of political economy, and then understand political economy, the problems in political economy, and how to properly deal with them, which goes beyond just charts and presentations. It takes effort to fix things on a one-off basis, and completely fixing all of the problems in the system would be a major, major effort, and would probably include a lot of political turmoil.

    I think one thing instructive about American scientific progress in some instances was really helped by the Russians. Let me ask a question - when was NASA formed? The answer is July 1958. Now let me ask another question - when was Sputnik launched? The answer is October 1957. The newspapers up until the 1950s were full of stories of the superiority of the US economic system over the USSR's economic system. Even things like the A-bomb can be said to have been gotten through spying. However, when the USSR launched the first artificial satellite, it was a technical innovation, the first of the kind, so it couldn't be blamed on espionage and was inarguably proof of Russian superiority in this area. Within several months NASA formed and the US devoted a massive amount of money to technology. The educational system was re-done to create students with a better mathematical and scientific outlook. If one has met Russian IT people, as I have, you are probably quite often impressed with how sharp and well-educated many of them are. Anyhow, all of this is an example of how political economy pushed forward scientific development. Would we ever have spent the money to go to the moon if Sputnik was never launched? Probably not.

    1. Re:scientific priorities by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

      Those are some really interesting points.

      I think one political way we get around this "white elephant" problem in science is by consolidating our interests. We can go to Congress and ask them to increase the biophysics department spending at NSF. They can go to one program manager there who can show a summary of all the NSF biophysics research, and explain what a 10% increase would do, in essence treating "biophysics research" as a single large project. There is mixed success with this. In nanotechnology, we were able to get a huge amount of funding this way in the late '90s, but now there are no coherent goals or organization. The crazy thing is that LHC is not really that different. The particle physicists have a culture of large single projects, but they're all just giant collaborations. There are many smaller labs producing single components and experiments, but the central management for the project is scientific, not governmental, and that seems to make a huge difference to the news media and politicians. Maybe because of these political economic reasons.

  199. Why the LHC scares me by alangmead · · Score: 2
    The way I remember the sequence of events last fall is this:
    1. CERN starts the LHC.
    2. Lehman Brothers announces that all of their money disappeared.
    3. CERN shuts down the LHC because of a malfunction.

    Isn't it obvious? All of Lehman Brothers assets got sucked up in a black hole created by the LHC!

  200. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by vikstar · · Score: 1

    Bumming around wikipedia i tried to pull some equations on how long a 1kg black hole would last, and came up with t = 3.21 * 10^-26 seconds. If it was travelling at the speed of light, it would travel 9.6 * 10^-18 metres, so it wouldn't even make it across the width of a nucleus.

    I've obviously done something wrong, because physicists say they can last from seconds to an hour.

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  201. Maybe we should ask Rodney McKay by mmu_man · · Score: 1

    to check the figures... Oh wait, no, he managed to destroy three quarters of a solar system! Actually five sixth. Well it's not exact science ;) http://www.gateworld.net/atlantis/s2/206.shtml

  202. I'm sorry, but- by aqk · · Score: 0

    - Everyone knows that the Tralfalmadorians will destroy the universe, when they test their new rocket fuel...

  203. The Hoover Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't see anything to worry about in any outcome.

    If these mini black holes are smaller than a proton, wouldn't a particle just get sucked onto the event horizon and cork it up the way a tennis ball gets sucked onto the end of a vacuum cleaner hose?

    (For the thin-skinned hard science guys, I'm not being serious here, by the way.)

  204. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by arminw · · Score: 1

    ...However everything about black holes is purely theoretical,...

    Indeed, there is no physical evidence that such things even exist in physical reality. They definitely exist in elegant mathematics, but since when MUST mathematics determine and lead reality, rather that describe it?

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  205. Why bet? by madcat2c · · Score: 1

    Why would you bet "for" the black hole eating the world? How would you collect?

  206. " better assurance " by l3v1 · · Score: 1

    better assurance

    Science is not politics or religion. It's not about what you believe, it's about what can be proven. Believing a proof's validity is not a religious issue, it's not about believing it or not, it's about having (or not having) the necessary knowledge to recognize its validity (or invalidity). Ignorant folks spreading "I don't believe them" lines is nothing but a miserable try to spread hysteria.

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  207. obligatory one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still... i advise you, expect unforseen consequences.

  208. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Franklin+Brauner · · Score: 1

    The devil tends to be in the details...

  209. Just do it already by xous · · Score: 1

    Why the hell don't they just do it already. If nothing bad happens everything will be fine. If something bad happens there is a good chance we won't be around long enough to realize they screwed up. Not exactly win-win but hell, I like a good gamble.

  210. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by ((hristopher+_-*-_-* · · Score: 1

    Oh really.

    We do not yet understand the laws of what we are yet to uncover. I believe the reason for doing is the reason for staying our hand. Perhaps not in most cases, but the sheer increase in energies being used in such powerful basic building blocks of the known universe, causes me to wonder if we have to be more than carefull with this one. And as stated so much here, the fact that micro black holes are not unexpected is disconcerting... Last time I checked, no one had sipped a cocktail relaxing on the beach as the event horizon set.

    Does society need these experiments done?

    When the experiment has critical calculations on critical risks so wrong (what was the factor?) wouldn't the need for review and recalculations of all systems and therefore need to re-prove the safety assertion they have made? And the micro black hole dilemma, does anyone know all the laws governing black holes?

    Is it at all possible, that this experiment might suffer from overzealous and arrogant leadership, with the added momentum of so many institutions and individuals with minds that can be almost called giddy and compulsive in there thirst for knowledge... and patents.

  211. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by DamienRBlack · · Score: 1

    The time dilation from moving at relativistic speeds makes it live longer. Just like in science fiction books -- people traveling from star to star at relativistic speeds can live for thousands of years (but it still feels like the normal amount of time to them).

  212. Lexx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That TV show says the Earth is type 13 planet soon to be destroyed by scientist searching for high-boson particle. They will create a blackhole that will suck the planet down to the size of a pea. They fly around in a giant penis bug

  213. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The strength of gravity compared to the strong and weak forces is almost nil at subatomic scales. It's near meaningless.

  214. One only way.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the LHC can create a blackhole is if the scientists divide by zero.

    http://shhac.info/x/b/divide_by_zero.jpg

  215. LHC alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't they find a way to produce collisions at much higher energies using a piece of desktop equipment that would make the cost and time spent building the LHC a huge waste of money given that there is now a way to do it that is an order of magnitude cheaper and works just as well if not better.

    I wish I had the link but don't have time to google it right now, plus if the /. crowd can't find it based on the information given, I know I can't :).

  216. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Mattsson · · Score: 1

    they're just amazingly dense collections of huge quantities of matter

    Nope. A black hole is simply any kind of mass compressed until the particles collapse into a size smaller than the event horizon of that mass.
    The actual amount of mass is of no consequence.

    What gravitational pull can a handful of particles have no matter how dense they are?

    This is also why such a black hole would be harmless. If you create a black hole with the mass of two protons, it will have the gravitational pull of two protons.
    If it absorbs another proton, it will have the gravitational pull of three protons.

    A black hole of this mass would be very, very tiny, and it would need to actually get close enough to a particle to start interact with it. On these scales, the distance between atoms is huge and so is the distance between the nucleus and electrons, so this would be a rather rare event.

    Second, a proton here and an electron there every once in a while, when it gets close enouch, would increase the mass of the hole very little.
    How long would it take for a 1 microgram hole to reach 2 microgram, even if you add a whole atom every second or so?

    This is also disregarding the possible existence of Hawking radiation, which makes black holes loose mass and which would probably make a small black hole lose mass faster than it can absorb it.

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  217. Small black holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Other topic of interest: Strange Quark Nuggets

  218. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the point. The black hole would have to bind with some other force. And the Shwartschild radius is so ridiculously small that nothing else is going to cause that much localization of another particle.

  219. You don't need huge masses by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
    Event horizon formation is a function of both mass and density. You can use a huge mass of low-density material, or a smaller mass of high-density material.

    Suppose that you take a car, and try to measure its surface gravity. It's going to be absurdly small. The reason for this is that there's a limit to how close you can get to the car's total massenergy. If you get really close to an atom in the front bumper, you're still several feet away from the atoms in the rear bumper. Move closer to the rear of the car, and you move further away from the front. You can think of the car as a distributed fuzzy cloud of massenergy, with an effective lower limit to the average proximity that you can achieve to its total mass.

    Now squash the car into a 1cm cube. You can now get to about a ~1cm average distance of the total mass, which wasn't possible before. The surface gravitational field intensity is now larger for the same amount of mass. You have the same number of fieldlines, but squashed into a smaller region.

    Now crush the 1cm cube into a half-centimetre cube. It has the same number of gravitational fluxlines as before, but the new cube has one quarter of the earlier surface area, so the flux density exiting that surface is four times greater. Each time you half the dimensions, the surface flux density quadruples. Squash it all the way down to a dimensionless point, and the surface gravitational field intensity is infinite. At some distance around that point, there'll be a critical radius where the surface gravitation (compared to the background) is just strong enough to stop light, and that's your event horizon radius. Under current theory, you've then got yourself a "micro" black hole.

    This doesn't require the massenergy to be really compacted all the way to a dimensionless a point, just to less than the critical radius.

    If you want to create an event-horizon-bounded region, it certainly helps if you have a huge amount of matter, but its not entirely necessary.

    1. Re:You don't need huge masses by localman · · Score: 1

      Thanks. This is actually why I love slashdot -- I actually still learn things here pretty regularly. This description has helped me understand the concept of a low-mass black hole, something I couldn't conceive of just a few days ago.

      Cheers.

  220. The "cosmic rays" argument is not foolproof by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
    Well, we'd never witnessed a nuclear fission explosion until we built the first atom bomb. Just because we'd never knowingly seen an explosive nuclear-fission chain reaction in Nature didn't mean that such a thing wasn't possible.

    Unstable heavy isotopes were decaying within the earth quintntzillions of times a second without our seeing any explosions, and the expected concentration of heavy metals at the Earth's core somehow resisted the urge to blow the planet apart.

    This didn't mean that it was "proved" that an A-bomb mechanism was harmless and couldn't possibly explode. It just meant that in order to turn a reasonably common effect (nuclear decay) into something with potentially catastrophic consequences, we needed to create a special, artificial, orderly convergence of circumstances that wouldn't normally happen by itself in Nature, namely,

    1. an abnormal concentration of events within a small spacetime volume, and
    2. an enclosing containment system (to artificially delay the the time at which the start of a chain reaction disrupted condition (1)).

    Does this combination of features sound at all familiar? :)

  221. scepticism can be rational by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
    Ah, but in this case, the "doomsayers" are working on the basis of the best expert scientific knowledge ... forty years ago.

    The idea of the "immortal" black hole wasn't dreamed up by conspiracy theorists or bad science fiction authors, it was developed and taught as mathematically proven fact in university physics courses. Back in the 1960's one of the surest things in physics was supposed to be that black holes had precisely zero radiation. This is part of why, when Hawking gave his first lecture on Hawking radiation, a well-known author of a book on black holes pointedly stood up and walked out of the lecture declaring that Stephen Hawking was talking complete rubbish.

    So you can't really complain when the public feel a bit confused and reckon that they're receiving mixed messages ... because they are. The physics community assured them that a particular thing was mathematically proven beyond doubt to be absolutely impossible, with 100% certainty, and then they heard about the LHC, and then they were assured that LHC was safe because that same thing was known to be inevitable, with near 100% certainty.

    You can't blame them for comparing the two conflicting stories and deciding that perhaps some of these "facts" about theoretical physics need to be taken with a grain of salt.

    I suppose that you could blame the public for being insufficiently up-to-date with current scientific knowledge ... but in my experience, most of the physicists I was coming across online in the in the 1990's didn't understand Hawking radiation either, and some refused to believe that what they'd been taught in uni as fact was now not considered correct by the top guys. I seemed to spend a lot of my time online in the 1990s trying to persuade mainstream physics people to please forget about what they'd been taught at uni and to check the current literature to see how many of the old "facts" had changed. Some of these guys were actually teaching university physics in major institutions.

    So it's quite rational for the public to be sceptical about LHC safety assurances. Its entirely logical for them to ask: You guys were completely wrong before ... how do we know that you're not completely wrong again now? It's also reasonable for them to note that LHC scientists may have a incentive to believe that the LHC is perfectly safe whether it is or not - that's just human nature. Experts who are heavily invested in a process sometimes have the ability to convince themselves that everything is fine even when a disaster has started to obviously unfold.

    Remember, in the last few years, authority-figures assured the public that Iraq had an active WMD programme, that the invasion of Iraq would be straightforward, and that the US economy was just fine.

    When the public choose to be sceptical about expert assurances based on their assessment of the experts' "need to believe", then that scepticism isn't always irrational.

  222. Re:Mini Black Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Small black holes are far less dangerous than made out to be.

    ... and what I don't understand is where any danger is supposed to come from? Black holes do not create matter, they condense it. So if the LHC collides two protons and forms a mini-mini-mini black hole, this black hole would still have the truly monstrous gravitational field of ... two protons! Wow! And before it could start swallowing other particles, those particles would still have to overcome the electric charge of the black hole, so protons and atomic nuclei (being positively charged) are pretty much out of the question, as the charge is still 2e and the resulting repulsive force will be much stronger than gravity (at least at normal "atomic" distances). Or am I wrong?

    I wonder: Would this even be distinguishable from a regular Helium nucleus? Could it form an atom of "black holium" with two electrons orbiting a nucleus made of two protons forming a black hole?

  223. RTFM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The paper in question states the chances of a black hole forming are more remote than yours in getting it on with Angelina Jolie, and that's after having stalked her for years and being slapped with a restraining order preventing you from even entering the country she resides in. For a black hole to form, everything would have to be just right, meaning all the variables would have to exist in a state that just doesn't happen in nature. All the hullaballo is over what amounts to a science fiction story presented as a research paper (it's called theoretical physics: as in, "if all this stuff were true, this would happen! But it isn't").

  224. The answer is... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    If you were to create a black hole on earth, that for some reason didn't evaporate almost instantly, then, yes it could fall to the enter of the earth. It wouldn't likely leave any holes though, or even pick up mass. Because the amount of energy we could put into it would be so minuscule that it would probably pass right through atoms without colliding with a electron. Also, it would fall very slowly, more like a slowly drifitng mote of air. Gravity acts proportional to mass and inversely by distance, so something that small wouldn't have much mass to draw to the center of the earth, even at the incredible density of a black hole.

    A black hole isn't a particular mass or size, its just a ratio of density. And that number is huge. Really huge. From the wikipedia entry on 'Schwarzschild radius': 'A mass similar to Mount Everest has a Schwarzschild radius smaller than a nanometre.'

    We aren't working with large masses at the LHC, but small masses imbued with large amounts of kinetic energy, and as I pointed out (e=mc^2), mass has a huge amount of energy in it. So, loosly put, creating a black hole a nanometer in size might take the equivalent energy as produced by hydrogen bomb THE SIZE OF FREAKIN' EVEREST going off. I felt the need to capitolize that last sentence, because I thought it would look cooler to people starting to get bored reading this.

    A hydrogen bomb that detonated that much fuel would ignite the atmosphere, instantly kill half of life on earth with hard radiation, and fragment a good portion of the planet, killing the rest off. So, no, we really don't have to worry much about

    But if you really want to fret about it, here s the upside: If we created a Black hole on the earth's surface that managed to 'chain react' with the rest of the earth's mass, it would likely do so in such a rapid fashion, that you wouldn't even know what killed you. You would just get instantly crushed into quantum foam. Beats dying of cancer any day...

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    HA! I just wasted some of your bandwidth with a frivolous sig!
  225. Re:Its all okay. Nothing to see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well if we know physics that well then there is absolutely no reason to turn the bugger on then eh? Black holes should not be treated like a new form of toxic waste.