I hate the way lawmakers think they are god. Bunch of self serving dipshits, it is our choice to explore the cosmos, keep your laws off my celestial bodies!
The funny thing is Barney "the Dinosaur" Frank is a democrat, I though they were pro-choice.
If people want to blow their hard earned money and waste it by giving it willingly to someone who will take it, why the hell must the goverment step in and bitch about it.
They should send SWAT teams into churches as givning money to churches is like gambling for a place in heaven anyways.....
Keep the governement away from my money if I want to use MY money to hurt MYSELF.
The trick is to place one photon after another so they are all in a single line and the same energy. Then there will be no beam spread, well in a newtonian universe that is....
In the end space travel was killed by the many laws human lawyers drafted to make themselves look important. Thus leaving the earth vulnerable to extermination by the Shiny Red Robots of Vortis.
While other species across the universe were able to protect themselves from the Shiny Red Robots of Vortis by having space colonies to re-populate their homeworlds in case the Robots decided to pay them a visit, the Humans had none so they died off quite easily.
The ironic part is that the Shiny Red Robots of Vortis had no qualms about wiping the life off homeworlds because they knew they would be re-populated from space colonies and in a couple thousand years they would provide them with a fresh batch of brains to suck out of intelligent beings living there.
The Shiny Red Robots of Vortis were sad when they visited earth a thousand years later to find no intelligent life, maybe, they thought, there had never been any.
On developing the world's first "Cyberbrain". That would truly be a "killer" application. Also they need to get cracking on "Prosthetic bodies" because if you can't cure an organ disorder just replace the whole damn body and hook it up via a cyberbrain.
Come on I want to be a "Ghost in the Shell" and I wouldn't mind being one even if I have to have a "intel Inside" sticker on my forehead.
I think this may very well be the case given the principles of the universe seem to be amiable to life, we need a huge ass space borne IR telescope to even begin looking for such mega structures.
He killed off that weasly little bastard Adric by stranding him in a cargo ship the Cybermen took over and slammed it into the Earth to wipe out the dinosaurs.
He may have mass genocided the dinosaurs, but it was worth it to kill off "the original Weasly Crusher" Adric.
1. The guy here is trying to pull a scam at Best Buy's expense, not too bright to be doing this when he could be caught rather publicly.
2. An Employee at Best Buy is helping themselves to some hardware for free and using Home Depot and a shrink wrapping machine to cover their tracks.
3. A previous customer is helping themselves to a free hard drive and they own a shrink wrap machine. (This is actually very possible and could be happeneing in this case) Even if they don't own a shrink wrap machine maybe they bought the hard drive, took it home, replaced the item with tiles, took it back and the Best Buy employee doing the return was a button pressing monkey and didn't look inside the obviously opened box.
4. Somone at the Factory is having a laugh at someone else's expense and pain.
Now if this was a previously returned Item it should have been sent back to the manufactuer, and should have been examined when returned, "Sorry sir you cannot return a box full of tiles, try Home Depot instead you dumbass!" If it was returned it shouldn't have been returned back to the floor without inspecting it, EVEN IF IT CAME BACK STILL SHRINKWRAPPED!!!!!!!!
This is why I shop for computer stuff at microcenter, No problems with Microcenter and they are pretty darn cool there as well.
They even sell hard drives that are OEM, so you can acturally see the hard drives, COOL!!!
Maybe Hard Drive Manufactuers should sell their Hard Drives with cut away boxes with plastic windows like all the other Hardware makers, even video cards come with the "Window to your product" in the box.
If it was a previous customer screwing them they had better look up all the previous RMA Hard Drive receipts and they should really scan in the serial numbers cause if this was the case they could catch the bastard that screwed over a customer and Best Buy if it is the case.
Now we can finally use this new device to hack into the galactic internet. I am sure there are some dumb species (like the pakleds) that bought their Wireless Galactic Network Access Point, just plugged it in and left it on the defaults. We need to hook ourselves up with free Galactic Internet Access and then start downloading the Encyclopedia Galactica. Of course our once we start downloading it we better hope the ICFPPC (Intergalactic Copyright Federation for the Protection of Privlidged Content) doesn't nuke out asses from orbit for illegally downloading stuff off the Galactic Internet.
Now Downloading the Encyclopedia Galactica from galaxy.torrentz.pakled.serverz 7.43x10^43 Files containing 1.453x10^50 Bytes at 11 Mpbs per second Estimated time till download completion - Eleventy Billion Years
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Let's extend it to all other media too, Computer games when you die you should go to fairy unicorn princess land, and all movies should now be made by Disney. Let us wait 20 years and then see what happens when these pampered little sweeties find out that the world is a sucky place that the moon is a harsh mistress. That generation, let's call them "Generation W" for Wussies will drop a collective brick when they find out that life sucks when you get older and out of the parent's house. Meanwhile I will be in my late 40's and I will have some good entertainment when the W generation shits itself.
How about a machine that runs XP tolerably well, try downgrading it to run windows 98 and OMG!!! it runs so completely frickin lightning fast it is amazing, like that time I loaded DOS 5.0 on my pentium 3, it ran at blazing speed and ran windows 3.1 like no tomorrow!!!!!
So you take a machine that run Vista Tolerably well and install XP on it and "OMG Ponies iz so faster on dee computer" is what the 13 year old girl will say to her mom.
Buy a vista machine and downgrade, this is how you get more speed!
Wire up a switch to the fuse and put the switch next to the big blue button, that way if you are in need of using it, you don't have crawl upside down out of you rolled over SUV, drag yourself across the ground using the bloody stumps of what used to be your legs, pry the hood open with teeth and replace the fuse you removed and then crawl back into the cab to call for help.
Put a switch there that way you can go on a heist and the cops will think "hey we can just shut him down " and then "flick" notta problemo.
Make very item of clothing on the moon be lead weighted and that way it will simulate the gravity on earth, you can mine the lead from the lunar rocks and stuff. Once you get a person weighted down to the equivalent to.75G they should be good for a very very long time.
Yeah someone stole my identity, they jammed a large metal needle in my arm and stole some bone marrow, four months later i see all these charges on my bank statement saying i spend 30,000 QUID on Mars last tuesday... WTF!!!!
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The missing matter is in those Packing peanuts that the scientist's equipment was shipped with.
The problem ios the same asswipes that Ban Mars exploration will also ban engineering humans for mars travel for "ethical" reasons.
Catch 22.
Keep your laws off my celestial bodies!!!
I hate the way lawmakers think they are god. Bunch of self serving dipshits, it is our choice to explore the cosmos, keep your laws off my celestial bodies!
The funny thing is Barney "the Dinosaur" Frank is a democrat, I though they were pro-choice.
1. Make car that is electric with batteries.
2. Use a Stirling engine to recharge the battery pack when it gets down to 30% or less.
3 ????
4. Profit.
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NO CARRIER
I half expected a Gundam to fly by.
If people want to blow their hard earned money and waste it by giving it willingly to someone who will take it, why the hell must the goverment step in and bitch about it.
They should send SWAT teams into churches as givning money to churches is like gambling for a place in heaven anyways.....
Keep the governement away from my money if I want to use MY money to hurt MYSELF.
Kryten: Hand, Pickup the ball.
..... BALL
Lister: Hand... Pick Up the Ball.
Kryten: Now try again Mr. Lister you're doing great.
Lister: Hand..... PICK UP THE
(Lister Hits Kryten with his new mechanical arm)
Kryten: Hand, Pick up the Ball, not Hand beat Kryten Senseless.
The trick is to place one photon after another so they are all in a single line and the same energy. Then there will be no beam spread, well in a newtonian universe that is....
Quick someone tell the RIAA that there is a bootleg golden record on the side of pioneer 10, 11, voyager 1 and 2.
In the end space travel was killed by the many laws human lawyers drafted to make themselves look important. Thus leaving the earth vulnerable to extermination by the Shiny Red Robots of Vortis.
While other species across the universe were able to protect themselves from the Shiny Red Robots of Vortis by having space colonies to re-populate their homeworlds in case the Robots decided to pay them a visit, the Humans had none so they died off quite easily.
The ironic part is that the Shiny Red Robots of Vortis had no qualms about wiping the life off homeworlds because they knew they would be re-populated from space colonies and in a couple thousand years they would provide them with a fresh batch of brains to suck out of intelligent beings living there.
The Shiny Red Robots of Vortis were sad when they visited earth a thousand years later to find no intelligent life, maybe, they thought, there had never been any.
On developing the world's first "Cyberbrain". That would truly be a "killer" application. Also they need to get cracking on "Prosthetic bodies" because if you can't cure an organ disorder just replace the whole damn body and hook it up via a cyberbrain.
Come on I want to be a "Ghost in the Shell" and I wouldn't mind being one even if I have to have a "intel Inside" sticker on my forehead.
You saying we are tuned for eating fish.....
I think this may very well be the case given the principles of the universe seem to be amiable to life, we need a huge ass space borne IR telescope to even begin looking for such mega structures.
He killed off that weasly little bastard Adric by stranding him in a cargo ship the Cybermen took over and slammed it into the Earth to wipe out the dinosaurs.
He may have mass genocided the dinosaurs, but it was worth it to kill off "the original Weasly Crusher" Adric.
1. The guy here is trying to pull a scam at Best Buy's expense, not too bright to be doing this when he could be caught rather publicly.
2. An Employee at Best Buy is helping themselves to some hardware for free and using Home Depot and a shrink wrapping machine to cover their tracks.
3. A previous customer is helping themselves to a free hard drive and they own a shrink wrap machine. (This is actually very possible and could be happeneing in this case) Even if they don't own a shrink wrap machine maybe they bought the hard drive, took it home, replaced the item with tiles, took it back and the Best Buy employee doing the return was a button pressing monkey and didn't look inside the obviously opened box.
4. Somone at the Factory is having a laugh at someone else's expense and pain.
Now if this was a previously returned Item it should have been sent back to the manufactuer, and should have been examined when returned, "Sorry sir you cannot return a box full of tiles, try Home Depot instead you dumbass!" If it was returned it shouldn't have been returned back to the floor without inspecting it, EVEN IF IT CAME BACK STILL SHRINKWRAPPED!!!!!!!!
This is why I shop for computer stuff at microcenter, No problems with Microcenter and they are pretty darn cool there as well.
They even sell hard drives that are OEM, so you can acturally see the hard drives, COOL!!!
Maybe Hard Drive Manufactuers should sell their Hard Drives with cut away boxes with plastic windows like all the other Hardware makers, even video cards come with the "Window to your product" in the box.
If it was a previous customer screwing them they had better look up all the previous RMA Hard Drive receipts and they should really scan in the serial numbers cause if this was the case they could catch the bastard that screwed over a customer and Best Buy if it is the case.
You Team Killing Fucktard!
no RvB references, this seemed like a given, given the title.
Just goes to show the Wright Brothers had the "The Wright Stuff" I think they even helped Teddy Rosevelt and were friends with Harry Houdini!
Now we can finally use this new device to hack into the galactic internet. I am sure there are some dumb species (like the pakleds) that bought their Wireless Galactic Network Access Point, just plugged it in and left it on the defaults. We need to hook ourselves up with free Galactic Internet Access and then start downloading the Encyclopedia Galactica. Of course our once we start downloading it we better hope the ICFPPC (Intergalactic Copyright Federation for the Protection of Privlidged Content) doesn't nuke out asses from orbit for illegally downloading stuff off the Galactic Internet.
Now Downloading the Encyclopedia Galactica from galaxy.torrentz.pakled.serverz
7.43x10^43 Files containing 1.453x10^50 Bytes at 11 Mpbs per second
Estimated time till download completion - Eleventy Billion Years
Let's extend it to all other media too, Computer games when you die you should go to fairy unicorn princess land, and all movies should now be made by Disney. Let us wait 20 years and then see what happens when these pampered little sweeties find out that the world is a sucky place that the moon is a harsh mistress. That generation, let's call them "Generation W" for Wussies will drop a collective brick when they find out that life sucks when you get older and out of the parent's house. Meanwhile I will be in my late 40's and I will have some good entertainment when the W generation shits itself.
How about a machine that runs XP tolerably well, try downgrading it to run windows 98 and OMG!!! it runs so completely frickin lightning fast it is amazing, like that time I loaded DOS 5.0 on my pentium 3, it ran at blazing speed and ran windows 3.1 like no tomorrow!!!!!
So you take a machine that run Vista Tolerably well and install XP on it and "OMG Ponies iz so faster on dee computer" is what the 13 year old girl will say to her mom.
Buy a vista machine and downgrade, this is how you get more speed!
Wire up a switch to the fuse and put the switch next to the big blue button, that way if you are in need of using it, you don't have crawl upside down out of you rolled over SUV, drag yourself across the ground using the bloody stumps of what used to be your legs, pry the hood open with teeth and replace the fuse you removed and then crawl back into the cab to call for help.
Put a switch there that way you can go on a heist and the cops will think "hey we can just shut him down " and then "flick" notta problemo.
Make very item of clothing on the moon be lead weighted and that way it will simulate the gravity on earth, you can mine the lead from the lunar rocks and stuff. Once you get a person weighted down to the equivalent to .75G they should be good for a very very long time.
I thought "Man of heavily layer plastic" was *DUM DUM DUM* TROJAN MAN!!!!
Yeah someone stole my identity, they jammed a large metal needle in my arm and stole some bone marrow, four months later i see all these charges on my bank statement saying i spend 30,000 QUID on Mars last tuesday... WTF!!!!