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  1. Someone Activated the Halo system on Powerful Blast Confuses Astronomers · · Score: 1

    Someone Activated the Halo system a couple hundred thousand years ago and this is just a reflection of the original signal that bounced off the Galaxy's magnetic field. It took tousands of years to reach us.

    I Blame the Forerunners.

  2. Anime-o-vision on Realtime ASCII Goggles · · Score: 1

    Cool, make it do edge detect and cell shading effects and we could see what it would be like to live in an anime world.

    Sweet, bet you could squeeze some money out of those Otaku.

  3. Re:I've got an old dell they can use... on Antique Voyager Technology · · Score: 1

    Oh sure, summon Death why don't you.

  4. Re:Christ! Let it die with dignity on Nimoy May Be the Star of the Next Trek Film? · · Score: 1

    It's over 9000!!!!!

  5. They just killed anime on you tube on Google Launches First YouTube Ads · · Score: 1

    They just killed anime on you tube by removing the subs....

    Bastards.

  6. Halo CE on Halo 3 Preorders Top 1 Million, Marketing Begins · · Score: 1

    I just wish I could play co-op mode over the internet with original Halo for the PC.

  7. The Stomach is Strong in this one! on Homeland Security Commissions LED-Based Puke-Saber · · Score: 1

    Search your gut feelings, you know this feeling of queasyness to be true.

    Give in to the White side of the Toilet.

  8. Geek Rapture is here: the Singularity is Nigh! on William Gibson Gives Up on the Future · · Score: 1

    Jebus shall descend and take unto his hands one USB flash drive and turn them into thousands. He shall start an Internet Business and his IPO shall be good.

  9. Recipie for: Nanotech Mountain Dew on The Father of Molecular Gastronomy Whips Up a New Formula · · Score: 1

    Needed for those many nights playing WOW and posting on /.

    Mini robots go into your bloodstream from the "Dew" and convert raw sugars in your bloodstream to pure caffine.

  10. Re:So what's this mean for Terri Schiavo's doctors on Brain Electrodes Help Injured Man To Speak Again · · Score: 1

    Just replace her brain with a simple electronic one programmed so that nobody could tell the difference.

  11. Netcraft Says IIe Gaining on IBM-PC on Netcraft Says IIS Gaining on Apache · · Score: 1

    Yeah, we all know how this worked out.

    Next....

  12. Re:Intelligent life is just a brief transition? on The Fermi Paradox is Back · · Score: 1

    Maybe all that "missing matter" and the "Dark Matter Galaxies" in the universe are large galaxies that have been converted to Dyson spheres and Matrioshka brains. Maybe there is a rule out there in the "Grand Universal United Federation of Spheres and Brains" that says they need to leave somethign like 1% of all galaxies un converted that way new intellegent life can develop and once we start converting our own system into a D-sphere or M-Brain, they will visit us and offer to upload all of our population into their huge ass M-Brains many millions of light years away, then after they upload us they "De-terraform" our planet with nano-machines and let intellegent life develop once more.

  13. Re:wake up! wake up! time to die! on The Fermi Paradox is Back · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it would be a shame if it took roughly 3.5 Billion years for life to eveolve from single cellular forms to roughly human like intellegence, only to have the star go boom and wipe the slate clean. I have heard that life can live on Earth for another billion years or so before the sun either gets too hot or too cold. Note that the Earth is always moving in a larger orbit each year fromt he sun and the sun was a lot dimmer 3 billion years ago, maybe the orbital "decay" of the earth will add some extra protection from slow expansion of the sun, if not there is always the solution of a technology driven society to use asteroids that are steerable by Ion rockets over thousands of years to steal orbital energy from the Gas Giants and add that to earth, pushing it eaven further out there over millions of years, protecting it from the sun heating up. With that level of tech though you can build colony ship to protect yourself against the end of the sun.

  14. Re:You're average at best. on The Fermi Paradox is Back · · Score: 1

    Or it could be that we have been visited many times before but it was at a time in earth's development that there were nothing but Dionsaurs around and nothing looked like it could evolve into a higher intellegence, so they put us down in their database something like, "Visit this planet every 10 million years to see if intellegence has evolved" and they last vistited about 5 million years ago so we have to survive another 5 million years in order to be "discovered" by these alien travelers.

  15. Re:M - O - O - N, that spells moon! on The Fermi Paradox is Back · · Score: 1

    Well, tidal forces are one thing, but imagine an earth sized planet orbiting a jupiter or even Neptune sized gas giant in a habitial zone. There you have your tides provided by the large planet it is orbiting, look at the cracked surface of europra. Or a small rocky world orbiting a smaller star closer in, there you have tides fromt he star itself. Even though double planet systems like our earth and moon are rare, there are a lot of other things that can cause tides on extrasolar planets, maybe even a planet orbitin one star in a binary system could have some tidal forces from the other star...

  16. Cyborgs? on A Year In Prison For a 20-Second Film Clip? · · Score: 1

    What happens when we have Cyborgs via "Ghost in the Shell" and they want to see the movie????

    Do they have to have a DRM chip installed????

  17. Draw your own Motherboard on Replacing Copper With Pencil Graphite · · Score: 1

    Cool, now I can draw my own motherboard, I wonder if you could combine this with different types of lead to make your own special kinds of circuits, but it must suck if you wanna crossover a circuit.

    Would it be cheating on a test if I drew a half-adder or an adder and used it to add stuff up on my calculous tests?

  18. Bring the Bots Back, Please!!!! on MST3K is Back, Sort Of · · Score: 2

    I mean the bots were aresome, they interacted with the screen and thast just brought even more fun into the show.

    Maybe someday there will be a MST3K reunion movies or movies, LOL

  19. Why Watch "Harry Potter"? Watch Bleach Instead! on Deathly Hallows / OOTP Movie Discussion · · Score: 1

    I would rather watch "Ichigo Kurasaki and the Deadly Hollows" than sit down and read the bajillion page "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows".

    Harry couldn't begin to even approch the power of a soul reaper. He wets his pants over dementors. Not to mention Ron crying like a little girl when anything slightly scarry happening.

    Meanwhile, Ichigo's sidekicks are badass mo-fos who can kick some serious ass in both the living world and spirit world. One can fire energy bows that destory shit like instantly, the other can transform his arm into a kick ass fist of death (just like the one Chuck Norris has under his chin). Plus their girl, Orihime is far nicer and less of a bitch than Hermaphoditey.

    Harry is like "I've got Magic", and all sorts of fruity spells, Ichigo just draws his sword and cuts the enemy in two.

    Plus Captain Aizen could frickin vivisect ol' MoldyButt in his sleep.

  20. Not Yet Dead on Mitochondria and the Prevention of Death · · Score: 1

    I am not dead yet
    I can dance and I can sing
    I am not dead yet
    I can do the highland fling
    I am not dead yet
    No need to go to bed
    No need to call the doctor
    'Cos I'm not yet dead

  21. Disney can go suck DUMBO nuts on Fewer People Copy DVDs Than Once Thought · · Score: 2, Funny

    They Advertise heavily infront of their DVDs and give you no bleeding option to skip the damn commercials for their next direct to video sequal "Alladin 4: The Jihad against Jafar" or "Cinderella XI: Das Slipper". When will it bleeding well end? Plus 1/2 the stuipid disc is nothing but advertisements, so that the movie has shitty quality and Dumbo is a pixelated mess.

    Somone should shoot the mouse and put him out of his misey.

  22. Re:Really not surprised on Fewer People Copy DVDs Than Once Thought · · Score: 1

    W00T Go Team Venture!!!!

    I should be seeing my season 2 DVD for VB in a few days, going to have a marathon of VB and have a good time!

  23. Blend a Book on Ultimate iPhone Review — Will It Blend? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Preferably the Holy Bible, or the Koran or Dianetics. But if they blend a Koran I guess we will be seeing a follow up episode, "Will Tom's decapitated head blend for the glory of Allah". If he blends a Bible then I guess the pope will just get pissed off and bitch about it. If he blends Dianetics he will get his ass sued by the "Church" of $cientology.

    Maybe he would be better off blending the latest Harry Potter book when it comes out, but then he might piss off Dumbledore and Tom would get turned into a blender, doomed to spend the rest of eternity blending things that shouldn't be blended.

  24. Use a can of Lysol Dumbass on Potential Cure For Antibiotic Resistant Infections · · Score: 0

    When I have smelly feet or a bacterial infection of the skin or whatever, I just dose the area with a good old spraying of Lysol, it kills off the bacteria dead and fast and my body goes about it's own business. If I ever get drug resistant flesh eating bacteria, I am going to spray the living crap out of the infected area with Lysol and watch the bacteria bug burst due to the chemicals in Lysol killing it, it is like VX nerve gas but for Bacteria.

  25. That Bastard! on Uri Geller Accused of Bending Copyright Law · · Score: 0

    He even tried his evil scheme against a pokemon,

    n November of 2000 it was reported that Uri Geller, an Israeli psychic-magician who claims to bend spoons with his mind, sued Nintendo over the Pokémon "Yungerer" (renamed Kadabra in English localizations) which he claimed was an unauthorized appropriation of his identity. The Pokémon in question has psychic abilities and carries bent spoons.

    Damn that spoonbending freak of nature.