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  1. Re:Cyberneighborhood Not-Watch? on Webmasters Pounce On Wiki Sandboxes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You can also list robots.txt commands as meta tags in the [head] portion of the document. So, the wiki authors could just put them in the sandbox template, and individual site owners would not even have to know about / monkey with robots.txt to be protected.

  2. Re:National Geographic on Tales of the Future Past · · Score: 1

    This is one of the great things about digging through old stacks of National Geo. Especially issues from the '50s and earlier.

    Yeah, you get the same effect just going through copies of Wired magazine from the last couple years.

  3. Re:GTK is out, then? on Novell Desktop To Standardize On Qt [updated] · · Score: 2, Interesting

    and is trying to integrate the two development platforms and environments without antagonizing either the developers from both sides or the screaming fanboys

    It seems to me that the easiest way to accomplish this is to put the developers from both sides in the same room, or in adjacent offices. I once worked in a web dev team which was one door down from the video production studios. Since we were all very creative and in contact all day long, we rather naturally ended up collaborating on lots of cool cross-media stuff.

  4. Re:And he'd be right about WMD on Microsoft To Be Fined E500M By European Union? · · Score: 1
  5. XML/XSLT for humans? on PHP 5 RC 1 released · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OK, I tried using XML & XSLT under PHP a couple years ago, for the CMS system which is linked in my .sig. It was one of the most frustrating experiences of my life.

    Firstly, it required that PHP be recompiled with the Sablotron module, which would have made the software inaccessible to most of its current user base.

    Secondly, writing the XSL stylesheets was complicated as hell. The learning curve associated with them would have made the software inaccessible to ~96% of its current user base, probably including me. (it now uses its own templating system which allows designers to create the templates.)

    Has any of this changed? For example, are there any WYSIWYG editors which make it easier to write stylesheets? Will PHP 5 have XSLT capabilities built-in?

    Or am I missing something? Is XSLT really not as hard to get started with as I think? (If I'm just a dumbass, I'm sure someone on /. will quickly point that out :)

  6. Re:Really... on Junkie Loves His Spam · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've thought it would be funny to buy and use each and every penis enlargement product pitched to me via spam for one year, and document the results on a weblog. At the end of that year, I bet my schlong would be enormous.

  7. Re:Yeah, simple confusion. on Linux & Microsoft as a Cold War? · · Score: 1

    I've often heard the U.S. economy described as a "mixed economy," i.e. a hybrid of capitalism and socialism.

  8. Re:Experiment on Defending Earth From Asteroids With MADMEN · · Score: 1

    so like, all these projectiles being fired at the asteroid are going to push the earth backward and out of its normal orbit?

    that's one way to get it out of the path of the asteroid, i guess.

  9. Re:Outsourcing is a good thing... on A Thoughtful Look at Indian Outsourcing · · Score: 1, Informative

    The rich keep getting richer. The poor keep getting poorer.

    This mantra of the left never fails to chap my ass. It certainly is accurate when describing communist societies such as China, the USSR, and North Korea, in which the political elite live large at the expense of the working class. It emphatically does not apply to capitalism, under which the rich get richer, and the poor get richer.

    You're right. They use that money elsewhere.

    Bigger boats
    $15,000 watches
    Expensive artwork
    Marble dog-houses
    McMegaMansions


    - New building to accomodate growing staff
    - Expand QA dept to increase product quality
    - Security system in parking lot to prevent assaults on employees
    - Holiday party

    (seriously, I know dozens of executives and none are big spenders. Most are frugal as hell and trying to run tight ships in a still-struggling economy)

    The little guy doesn't get to assemble these either, by the way. Those jobs have also been outsourced. We get to sell them if we're lucky.

    We get to either adapt to the changing needs of a global marketplace or STFU. That's life.

  10. Re:Friendster is so 2003 on Google Social Network: Orkut · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Friendster has such momentum even though it is so buggy and slow. Can anyone explain why it is so popular?

    Because it has a clean, simple and intuitive user interface. It is very well designed, except for the database part :)

    All the other social networking sites are a PITA to navigate, and have really cluttered, obnoxious UIs.

  11. Skip the drugs, try switching schools on Neural Feedback Training as Therapy for ADHD? · · Score: 1

    In all likelihood there is nothing at all 'wrong' with your daughter. If she's having problems focusing in school, try a change of environment. Consider homeschooling, or a Sudbury school (Link 1) (Link 2).

    Some kids may be able to sit still for hours in an uncomfortable wooden chair, ingesting mostly-useless information from a chalkboard and asking permission to use a bathroom. Others can't, and should not be placed in such a miserable environment.

  12. Re:What I'd be interested in... on Filter-foiling Gibberish Becoming A Spam Staple · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeah, really.

    What I don't get is the spam which advertises a product, but gives you no way to follow through and purchase it. I've even looked at the message source and there is no brand name, 800 number, URL, or contact info. Just one paragraph which reads along the lines of "Our Cable Descrambler is the best on the market. It descrambles stuff better than the others. Purchase one today!"

    Not that I would actually purchase something; it just makes me wonder WTF the point was of sending the message in the first place. It seems like a 100% waste of time and bandwidth for everyone.

  13. Re:More future "Ask Slashdot" topics on Seeking Drivers for Unknown Apple Ethernet Card? · · Score: 1

    So what was the flick? It sounds interesting.

  14. Re:using the API on Open Source Firm Releases Patch for IE Bug [UPDATED] · · Score: 1

    I have written a simple application in Visual Basic once that used the API of MSN instant messenger to listen to the messages sent to me and do a custom auto reply saying things like "i will be back in a few mins".

    Good lord. Couldn't you have just clicked the 'Away' button? ;-)

  15. Re:Her opinion is VALID on KDE 3.2-beta2 - Towards a Better KDE? · · Score: 1

    Maybe KDE has gotten to the point where it needs to be split into two separate branches, not unlike Debian stable vs. unstable, or Red Hat Enterprise vs. Fedora. Let the testing and innovation originate in the "unstable" branch, and trickle over to the "stable" branch upon maturation.

    It would help if another high-profile distro adopted KDE as the default.

  16. OK, here is the solution I came up with on Keeping Track of Domain Expirations? · · Score: 1

    Wow, thanks for all the helpful suggestions. I have read what everyone said, and here is what I decided to do:

    1. I wrote a quick batch/commandline PHP program which will retrieve and parse the whois information for a list of domains on a daily basis, and mail an expiration report to me. It's not perfect but it works. The script can be downloaded here: http://www.axis80.com/domain_watcher_20031209.tar. gz

    2. When each client's domain comes up for renewal, I'll check their contact information and make any changes necessary to bring it up to date, unless it's a NetSol domain, in which case I'll just throw my hands up in frustration.

    Anyway, thanks again for all the good ideas. Hope others find the PHP script useful.

  17. Re:Bad getting worse... on Examining an Automated Spam Tool · · Score: 1

    Yep, I have been getting the same thing for several weeks, although it has slowed down recently.

    Check the mail headers - I bet you'll find that each message originated from a different IP. In my case, the messages were coming from hijacked PCs on cable/DSL connections.

  18. Best kids' HTML book ever on Web Publishing Tools for Kids? · · Score: 1

    For Christmas last year I got my (then 10 yo) son a domain name and a book on HTML. I set his Mac up with BBEdit and an FTP client, and after a couple days of reading and just a little bit of help from me, he had a site up and running.

    It's pretty hard to navigate, and some of the HTML is questionable, but he had a lot of fun with it. I'm going to help him get set up with PostNuke soon, as he's kind of bored with writing HTML.

    I'd like to post the URL for his site, but it's better if I omit it to protect his privacy. There are a lot of weirdos on the Internet, you know.

    Anyway, I can't recommend this book enough:

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/07 64 560670/qid=1070420666/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/102-991522 3-5041741?v=glance&n=507846

  19. Re:Richest spammers could afford to handle replies on Attacking the Spammer Business Model · · Score: 1

    I feel your pain. A spammer is doing the same thing to me right now. I've received >1000 bounce messages in the past few days.

    What's weird is that there are dozens of unique originating IPs. I don't think they're forged, rather it appears that he/she has hijacked vulnerable machines on cable & dsl networks, and used them to originate the spam.

    I tried emailing a bunch of the ISPs, but nobody ever does anything. Sigh.

  20. The solution to Friendster's database problems on Evolving the Social Network · · Score: 3, Funny

    (I can't take credit for this. My brother wrote it)

    I think I've come up with a system which will
    solve Friendster's database problems:

    First you get 2500 chimpanzees, and arrange them
    in a 50x50 grid. Each monkey is sitting in front
    of a chute which dispenses ripe bananas. Whenever
    the Friendster server needs to retrieve a piece
    of data, bananas will be dispensed across the
    grid in a pattern that represents the parameters
    of that database query. Monkeys who do not get
    bananas will begin flinging feces at the monkeys
    who do get them, and an array of overhead
    cameras, connected to an advanced video analysis
    system, will extrapolate the vectors and
    distribution of said feces.

    In another room, these vectors are fed directly
    into the cerebral cortex of a stoned teenager in
    a Slipknot T-shirt, who is playing Excitebike.
    His NES, which has been augmented with
    sophisticated artificial intelligence algorithms
    and has achieved consciousness, uses the input
    from the game controller to infer the appropriate
    response to the database query, and
    telepathically transmits this information to Miss
    Cleo.

    At this point the user will be prompted to call
    Miss Cleo, who will tell them the answer in
    highly inauthentic Jamaican patois. This will
    cost $2.99 per minute, but there will be several
    Kingston rude bwoys standing by Miss Cleo who
    will roll 3d6 every time someone calls. If the
    result is less than Miss Cleo's saving throw, the
    rude bwoys will gang-rape her at knifepoint.

    I think this will be a much more efficient system
    than whatever the fuck they're doing now.

  21. Re:In economic terms, shortage on The Problem With Abundance · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In economic terms, this is a shortage. People want to "buy" more roadspace at the current price than is available. When there's a shortage, queuing costs dominate but the queuing costs benefit nobody. There's really only one solution -- make buying roadspace more expensive.

    Yep, you're completely correct, of course. I read another post here some weeks ago which described your solution and called it "peak demand pricing".

    While that solution makes abundant sense, it is not likely to fly politically any time soon. My impression is that most people view transportation/roads as a right rather than a service. Until that changes, we're stuck with traffic jams.

  22. Re:just a different scarcity ? on The Problem With Abundance · · Score: 1

    Bogus. If more people would get off their asses and onto a bicycle or even walk we would have far fewer traffic problems. Instead, we want large hulking SUV's to haul us back and forth from work and the store.

    Get real, dude. This isn't Europe. Where I live, it is absolutely unsafe to walk or ride a bike. If you try to ride a bike to work here, you are likely to be killed within a couple of miles. This is mostly due to the fact that there are few shoulders, bike lanes or sidewalks, and partly due to the street thugs and undesirables who stumble around the downtown area all day long.

    I have lived in towns where it is possible to go for weeks without needing a car, and I miss them. Unfortunately, those places are few and far-between. Instead, we have Wonderful Suburbia, with all of its sterile cul-de-sac neighborhoods, highways, indistinguishable chain restaurants and strip malls.

  23. Re:Pledge almost is the same as prayer in schools on Supreme Court Will Hear Pledge of Allegiance Case · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Given the sometimes cruel nature of peer pressure and cliques in public schools, do students really have that much of a viable choice in this matter--or do they risk being labeled as "anti-American" and treated as a social outcast if they decide to sit out on the recitation of the pledge? I'd argue that there's more to it from a social standpoint than students just not saying the pledge if they don't want to.

    I declined to say the pledge throughout high school, but I don't think it was that big of a deal. I was reasonably popular, and nobody ever raised the issue.

    It's more of an issue for me now, because the pledge is recited at my kid's school assemblies. Out of a crowd of hundreds of adults (this is in a somewhat conservative town) I am always the only one standing silent with my hands by my side. It's beyond uncomfortable. Many other parents stare at me with looks of incredulity and often outright anger. Judging from the looks I've received, I expect to be physically confronted sooner or later.

    Screw 'em, I say. I will not profess to a belief which I do not hold.

  24. Re:ATT has the contract to impliment the DNC on Do Not Call Site Has AT&T Stats Tracker? · · Score: 1

    oh no, AT&T wants to gather the browser versions and screen resolutions we are using on a different server...

    Is it possible to determine the screen resolution with a hidden single-pixel gif?

    I know it can be done with Flash, but can't see how it could be done with a regular .gif.

  25. Re:Won the law suit? on Register.com Loses Class action Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    Thank you *very* *very* *very* *very* much.

    You have no idea how much that helps me.

    Cheers,
    PB