Fuçking hell.., full backup yestday while the office party had started and finish crap for the fùçking payroll/bank yearend (53 month years suck)..., had beer in work so was ok..., but now on my first day off in over 6 months...., sitting in pub (in Ireland) trying to kill the hangover from office pay., to read ill have to head back into work on the "Day of Drinkng EvE"..., - rant over Snackbite getting warm (the best beer in the world) fûçk shitty Treo600 pisssing me off and crap all gprs signal in Bruxcells - best Metal Pub in Ireland.......
I'v used loads of different POS systems, both as a user and a Admin.
The best and most stable are DOS based. Running on pure DOS 6.2 or under Win98/2K..., the best and most stable was a old Dos program running under Win98 on Tills and 2K on back office, on a Novell Ver 3 (on top of Dos 6.22) on a PII servering 40+ users...
Windows versions are normally just FrontEnds for the Dos program and run a hell of a lot slower and are crap to use....
Flash on a POS the system will have tobe P4 with 1GB of Ram and ATI9800pro's......
And they loose tracking of *ALL* of it due to Solar Flares...
----
Such disturbances last from minutes
to hours, corresponding to the lifetime of the flare, and can result in what
is known as short-wave-fadeout, in which radio signal strength can fade
or drop out completely due to increased absorption. Amateur radio
enthusiasts, search and rescue organisations, Voice of America, Radio Free
Europe, many military transmissions and other high-frequency radio
communications are severely hampered by such events. Additionally, the
increased occurrence of electron density irregularities along the
ground-to-satellite transmission path results in the higher VHF and UHF
frequencies experiencing unpredictable reflections and scattering
(scintillation) of the signal phase strength resulting in transmission
interference.
----------
http://www.astro.ufl.edu/~graham/Preprints/sunny/s unny-uk.txt/
---------
"Clutch my testes, bloody squirrel humpers!!" -Happy Noodle Boy
Isn't the point of an Easter eggs that it is hidden?!?!
Some thing that is put in by one of the programmers as a joke
Like the "I wish Bill Gates was dead" easteregg in Word'97
Or Doom 3 - PDA Spam Egg http://www.eeggs.com/items/43260.html/
Or URL:http://faqs.ign.com/articles/544/544857p1.html/.
Or the WinXP Windows XP -shut down unexpectantly http://www.eeggs.com/items/37518.html/
Dam blood kids growing up on Win2K and XP., want everything now and it be all graphical. Never saw a command line in there live, or if so only in games is enter the GOD or ammo cheats......
"NIPPLES!! I HAVE NO NIPPLES!!!" -- Happy Noodle Boy
I'd like to know how many of the IE click were Popups with that Fake "X" or "Close"....
That most Firefox users know are fake and will not click....
I've found that alot crap adware/spyware is install by users clicking the fake "X" or "Close" to get rid of the ad.
And teaching no-tech savy users to click the Real X, is harder then you would think....,
---- There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't
----
"NIPPLES!! I HAVE NO NIPPLES!!!" -- Happy Noodle Boy
The group policy (Worldwide) is to have *ONLY* Windows 2003 Servers.
Just was doing a scan on the German network, and the main online reporting server/portal is running Linux....
Hehe.., either that or one of the clear german IT got MySQL and VSftpD http://vsftpd.beasts.org/ on Windows 2003.., and hacked the TCP fingerprint to show up as Linux 2.4
The Admin is just studit and does not have a clue of that Firefox really is.
You should, (which the Admin-Troll is off getting a coffee, install Firefox on his PC and delete the IE icon from desktop and startbar, and rename the Firefox one to "Internet Explorer" and change the icon to the stupid "E".
He probally will not even notice.....
P.S. His password is either "null" or print on a post-it on his monitor......
"Clutch my testes, bloody squirrel humpers!!" -Happy Noodle Boy
My Nokia 5110 does that all ready.,
The alarm was going off for 20mins and I had on idea where it is...
Having room full of pc's, junk, beer cans,
Will the fone till before I drink too much for only the morning after!?!?!
"NIPPLES!! I HAVE NO NIPPLES!!!" -Happy Noodle Boy
I find the only way is to install FireFox with adblock.
Remove the IE shortcut, and rename the firefox link and check the icon it the stupid E.
And had Spy-Bot,Adware and SpywareBlaster running
but you still get "users" installing crap,.. e.g. screensavers,and crap.
I been admin here only a few months but when I can the network was in shit. And 99% on the systems had at least 1 smileyface or such search bar installed and riddled with other crap.
Only do a update and full scan on a system when a user really complans about the speed of there PC for over a week or more.....
"NIPPLES!! I HAVE NO NIPPLES!!!" -Happy Noodle Boy
I have just spent 4 hours in work on fucking evil Pivot Tables they are crapper the crystal reports...
There just an other way of displaying shity flat excel/database in a "nicer" and "user friendly" way., but they suck to setup..... ---- Noodle
http://www.tbns.net/georgis./jthm/icons/teddynny.g if
I need a new Traffic Light for my room, the one I have only has a green left right.... -- Will it not be very easy to "Acquire" the wifi AP off a Traffic light down a dark off beet road (will be dark after to smash the street lights, to "Acquire" its AP) ---- "Whether in a suit or in a loincloth people are ignorant little thorns cutting into one another." -Nny
No both seen "Into the Woods" is was the first, and type of Piolt to EvilDead.., not meant to general release. -- Then he made "Evil Dead",is a shit small budget and the remake was "Evil Dead 2", redone was a bigger Budget..., then can "Evil Dead - Army of Darkness- Which is ether the second film in the time line is for count EvilDead 1 & 2 betten at the same time but for the EvilDead 2 is be real EvilDead 1 did not happen..., which makes Army of Darkness is the 3rd.., but really the 4th..... hehe I'm even comfusing myself...,dam I need coffee... --- OOOOH, SORREEEE!! I only created THE UNIVERSE!!! You're right, I should be out running LAPS." -God
Found this about a year or so ago. But is it less or more Nerdy?!?!?! HomePage , and Pictures h p/> or the Video <URL:http://pacmanhattan.com/videos.php/>.... --- <BR>“Indeed! The toenail that is your brain is hungry.” –Wobbly Headed Bob
I wonder what spam folder all the Anti-Trust Lawsuits go under? ---
How well does he trust him anti-spam team? ---
"OOOOH, SORREEEE!! I only created THE UNIVERSE!!! You're right, I should be out running LAPS." -God
A way to stop drug users, supply deals with Coke and Speed mixed with Anthrax http://www.usafe.af.mil/direct/sg/anthrax/Pictures/anthrx22.jpg/.... And watch to see who develops sours and boils. ----- "Clutch my testes, bloody squirrel humpers!!" -Happy Noodle Boy
My so called "I.T. Manager" shity dell desktop crash, he installed WinXP SP2.., The root of all evil (and not the good-fun kind.., like FIRE and BEER).
The PC had all the database crap on it, and on reports that we needed for a meeting that day.
I throw a copy of "STUX LINUX" in the Drive, spent 3 mins setting up Samba, and it was back online. It's been running for 3 weeks now with not problems what so every.
----- "I wonder if I'm still crazy. Go find a cheerleader and saw her legs off. OKAY, that answers that." -Nny
Slashdot Mirror
Fuçking hell.., full backup yestday while the office party had started and finish crap for the fùçking payroll/bank yearend (53 month years suck)..., had beer in work so was ok..., but now on my first day off in over 6 months...., sitting in pub (in Ireland) trying to kill the hangover from office pay., to read ill have to head back into work on the "Day of Drinkng EvE"..., - rant over Snackbite getting warm (the best beer in the world) fûçk shitty Treo600 pisssing me off and crap all gprs signal in Bruxcells - best Metal Pub in Ireland.......
--------
Noodle.........,
That vodka was probably 500% better then any thing you get in England.
And there shots are *HALF* the size of Irish one's......
-----
"Clutch my testes, bloody squirrel humpers!!" -Happy Noodle Boy
I'v used loads of different POS systems, both as a user and a Admin.
The best and most stable are DOS based. Running on pure DOS 6.2 or under Win98/2K..., the best and most stable was a old Dos program running under Win98 on Tills and 2K on back office, on a Novell Ver 3 (on top of Dos 6.22) on a PII servering 40+ users...
Windows versions are normally just FrontEnds for the Dos program and run a hell of a lot slower and are crap to use....
Flash on a POS the system will have tobe P4 with 1GB of Ram and ATI9800pro's......
Leave flash where is belongs..., Cartoons that are fucked up....
Banana Phone http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/15133/
And Banana Phone: The Aftermath http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/15170/
NEEDS SOUND..., Turn the Volume up and piss every on off...
or Because I miss Breskfast http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/47/
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"Clutch my testes, bloody squirrel humpers!!" -Happy Noodle Boy
That wall ready a problem now....
2 420331275
s unny-uk.txt/
--------- "There are nearly ten thousand man-made objects larger than a softball in Earth orbit. Of these, only seven percent are operational satellites. The remaining ninety-three percent consists of dead satellites, rocket fragments and debris." http://massivechange.com/article.php?story=200410
http://history.nasa.gov/SP-4402/ch2.htm/ -----
And they loose tracking of *ALL* of it due to Solar Flares...
----
Such disturbances last from minutes to hours, corresponding to the lifetime of the flare, and can result in what is known as short-wave-fadeout, in which radio signal strength can fade or drop out completely due to increased absorption. Amateur radio enthusiasts, search and rescue organisations, Voice of America, Radio Free Europe, many military transmissions and other high-frequency radio communications are severely hampered by such events. Additionally, the increased occurrence of electron density irregularities along the ground-to-satellite transmission path results in the higher VHF and UHF frequencies experiencing unpredictable reflections and scattering (scintillation) of the signal phase strength resulting in transmission interference.
----------
http://www.astro.ufl.edu/~graham/Preprints/sunny/
---------
"Clutch my testes, bloody squirrel humpers!!" -Happy Noodle Boy
Isn't the point of an Easter eggs that it is hidden?!?!l /.
Some thing that is put in by one of the programmers as a joke
Like the "I wish Bill Gates was dead" easteregg in Word'97 Or Doom 3 - PDA Spam Egg http://www.eeggs.com/items/43260.html/ Or URL:http://faqs.ign.com/articles/544/544857p1.htm
Or the WinXP Windows XP -shut down unexpectantly http://www.eeggs.com/items/37518.html/
Dam blood kids growing up on Win2K and XP., want everything now and it be all graphical. Never saw a command line in there live, or if so only in games is enter the GOD or ammo cheats......
"NIPPLES!! I HAVE NO NIPPLES!!!" -- Happy Noodle Boy
I'd like to know how many of the IE click were Popups with that Fake "X" or "Close"....
That most Firefox users know are fake and will not click....
I've found that alot crap adware/spyware is install by users clicking the fake "X" or "Close" to get rid of the ad.
And teaching no-tech savy users to click the Real X, is harder then you would think....,
---- There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't
---- "NIPPLES!! I HAVE NO NIPPLES!!!" -- Happy Noodle Boy
If only Micro$oft did this, we'd all have 100's of copys of Microsoft Flight Simulator '98, Return of Arcade, and Microsoft Pinball.....
"NIPPLES!! I HAVE NO NIPPLES!!!" -Happy Noodle Boy
Worked Fine, but video running very slow....,
Check you plugin list
"NIPPLES!! I HAVE NO NIPPLES!!!" -- Happy Noodle Boy
Somebody much of swapped the "control" test with Vodka......
"NIPPLES!! I HAVE NO NIPPLES!!!" -Happy Noodle Boy
A 1.6TB Drive reported on ./ and no comments about filling it with Porn?!?!?
"NIPPLES!! I HAVE NO NIPPLES!!!" -Happy Noodle Boy
Drink a stupid "US Irish Bar" DRY........
"NIPPLES!! I HAVE NO NIPPLES!!!" -Happy Noodle Boy
The group policy (Worldwide) is to have *ONLY* Windows 2003 Servers. ....
Just was doing a scan on the German network, and the main online reporting server/portal is running Linux
Hehe.., either that or one of the clear german IT got MySQL and VSftpD http://vsftpd.beasts.org/ on Windows 2003.., and hacked the TCP fingerprint to show up as Linux 2.4
The Admin is just studit and does not have a clue of that Firefox really is.
You should, (which the Admin-Troll is off getting a coffee, install Firefox on his PC and delete the IE icon from desktop and startbar, and rename the Firefox one to "Internet Explorer" and change the icon to the stupid "E".
He probally will not even notice.....
P.S. His password is either "null" or print on a post-it on his monitor......
"Clutch my testes, bloody squirrel humpers!!" -Happy Noodle Boy
I will only be good if somebody find a way of modding Doom II running on the phone to interact with it....
haha..., "All you Friends are Dead"
"Clutch my testes, bloody squirrel humpers!!" -Happy Noodle Boy
My Nokia 5110 does that all ready.,
The alarm was going off for 20mins and I had on idea where it is...
Having room full of pc's, junk, beer cans,
Will the fone till before I drink too much for only the morning after!?!?!
"NIPPLES!! I HAVE NO NIPPLES!!!" -Happy Noodle Boy
How many hours a day do you spend on slashdot?
---
"Dear Diary, I seem to be dead." -Nny
I find the only way is to install FireFox with adblock.
Remove the IE shortcut, and rename the firefox link and check the icon it the stupid E.
And had Spy-Bot,Adware and SpywareBlaster running but you still get "users" installing crap,.. e.g. screensavers,and crap.
I been admin here only a few months but when I can the network was in shit. And 99% on the systems had at least 1 smileyface or such search bar installed and riddled with other crap.
Only do a update and full scan on a system when a user really complans about the speed of there PC for over a week or more.....
"NIPPLES!! I HAVE NO NIPPLES!!!" -Happy Noodle Boy
Whats next Deleteing/Filering SPAM will be illegal....
Hehe the funny thing is there is a ad for a email fiterer
Forget Vodka, after you tryed Adsinth for the first time, you will never go back to vodka.., but you have to have the reals stuff 80%+ and distilled thought wormwood (give the hallucinagenic effects). And you have to use the heated suger as well --- http://www.alandia.de/absinth/index.php/cPath/29/X TCsid/3c2cde4737853a46dde750fbcfab597a
2 7
2 0
or with friends http://www.alandia.de/absinth/index.php/cPath/14_
or http://www.alandia.de/absinth/index.php/cPath/14_
http://www.beersquirrel.com/
I have just spent 4 hours in work on fucking evil Pivot Tables they are crapper the crystal reports... There just an other way of displaying shity flat excel/database in a "nicer" and "user friendly" way., but they suck to setup..... ---- Noodle http://www.tbns.net/georgis./jthm/icons/teddynny.g if
I need a new Traffic Light for my room, the one I have only has a green left right.... -- Will it not be very easy to "Acquire" the wifi AP off a Traffic light down a dark off beet road (will be dark after to smash the street lights, to "Acquire" its AP) ---- "Whether in a suit or in a loincloth people are ignorant little thorns cutting into one another." -Nny
No both seen "Into the Woods" is was the first, and type of Piolt to EvilDead.., not meant to general release. -- Then he made "Evil Dead",is a shit small budget and the remake was "Evil Dead 2", redone was a bigger Budget..., then can "Evil Dead - Army of Darkness- Which is ether the second film in the time line is for count EvilDead 1 & 2 betten at the same time but for the EvilDead 2 is be real EvilDead 1 did not happen..., which makes Army of Darkness is the 3rd.., but really the 4th..... hehe I'm even comfusing myself...,dam I need coffee... --- OOOOH, SORREEEE!! I only created THE UNIVERSE!!! You're right, I should be out running LAPS." -God
Found this about a year or so ago. But is it less or more Nerdy?!?!?! HomePage , and Pictures h p/> or the Video <URL:http://pacmanhattan.com/videos.php/> .... --- <BR>“Indeed! The toenail that is your brain is hungry.” –Wobbly Headed Bob
</BR>
I wonder what spam folder all the Anti-Trust Lawsuits go under? --- How well does he trust him anti-spam team? --- "OOOOH, SORREEEE!! I only created THE UNIVERSE!!! You're right, I should be out running LAPS." -God
A way to stop drug users, supply deals with Coke and Speed mixed with Anthrax http://www.usafe.af.mil/direct/sg/anthrax/Pictures /anthrx22.jpg/.... And watch to see who develops sours and boils. ----- "Clutch my testes, bloody squirrel humpers!!" -Happy Noodle Boy
My so called "I.T. Manager" shity dell desktop crash, he installed WinXP SP2.., The root of all evil (and not the good-fun kind.., like FIRE and BEER). The PC had all the database crap on it, and on reports that we needed for a meeting that day. I throw a copy of "STUX LINUX" in the Drive, spent 3 mins setting up Samba, and it was back online. It's been running for 3 weeks now with not problems what so every. ----- "I wonder if I'm still crazy. Go find a cheerleader and saw her legs off. OKAY, that answers that." -Nny