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  1. Farting + Cell phone on Can Cell Phones Ignite Gasoline Vapors? · · Score: -1

    If this were true, wouldn't I catch my ass on fire everytime I fart while yammering on my cell phone?

  2. Testing the new Kegerator on Keeping Your Keg Cool Sans Ice · · Score: 0

    When the nerds who developed this decide its time for some testing, I keep getting this scene from that movie "Can't Hardly Wait"(with big "brained" Jennifer Love Hewitt) when Charlie Korsmo's nerdy character makes his way into the kitchen for his first cup of beer from the keg. After he takes his first gulp, he spits it out all over everyone screaming "NO ONE DRINK THE BEER, THE BEER HAS GONE BAD!!!"

  3. Did? on Futurama: Can it be True!? · · Score: 0

    "Did, did you just, did you just tell me what I love?? hmmm??? Listen here you toad-faced frump, I LOVE PANCAKES!!!"

  4. FFXI?? on Blizzard's World of Warcraft Beta Goes Live · · Score: 0

    Is this supposed to be better than Final Fantasy XI?

  5. "Max Power doesn't... on Swedish Flight Simulator Adds G Forces · · Score: 1, Funny

    snuggle, you just strap in and feel the G's!!"

  6. Re:My God, Man! on Star Trek Enterprise Tested to Mach 5 · · Score: 0

    "man, we ain't found shit

  7. Tail Pipe on Longhorn Developers @ MSDN · · Score: 1, Funny

    Looks like Micro$oft did it again and we're gonna have to take the Longhorn up the old tailpipe.

  8. CANYONERO!!! on 4 Tons Of Plants per Mile to Ride In Your Car · · Score: 0

    "Can you name the car with four-wheel-drive?
    Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
    Canyonero! Canyonero!
    Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
    It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
    Canyonero! Canyonero!
    Twelve yards long and two lanes wide,
    Sixty-five tons of American pride!
    Canyonero! Canyonero!
    Top of the line in utility sports!
    Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
    Canyonero! Canyonero!
    She blinds everybody with her super-high beam.
    She a squirrel-squishin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine!
    Canyonero! Canyonero!"

  9. Finally on Multiple Monitors Increase Productivity · · Score: -1

    Now I can read twice as much slashdot

  10. Re:Extreme Programming Refactored? on Extreme Programming Refactored · · Score: 0

    Its good to see some Impson fans out there ;)

  11. Re:Final Matrix? on Final Matrix Set for Synchronous Release · · Score: 0

    oh hell yea im a Family Guy fan, that was an incredible show and damn FOX for putting it up against Friends and Survivor. It was 10x's better than any of that crap FOX has out there now, even the Simpsons asux these days

  12. Final Matrix? on Final Matrix Set for Synchronous Release · · Score: 5, Funny

    christ, the final Matrix? I'll bet all my Star Wars action figures that its gonna seriously suck...wait, except Boba Fett, no matter how sure I am, I never bet the Fett Man

  13. How bout this on New Disney / Samsung HDD Video Set-Top Box · · Score: 1

    Disney sucks in the first place

  14. damn straight on Is the Internet Your Source of Knowledge? · · Score: 1

    "but if I'm trying to look up something and can't find it online in a couple minutes I generally just blow it off" -pffff,anything taking more than a couple of minutes isn't worth doing