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Star Trek Enterprise Tested to Mach 5

Sporkinum writes "University of Queensland Laser Diagnostics Dept has a page where they put the Enterprise through the gauntlet in a mach 5 wind tunnel. It did surprisingly well."

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  1. A nifty little visualization of a wind tunnel... by tcopeland · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...can be found here.

    Fair warning - the linked-to page contains an applet, so be prepared for the usual "computer freezes for 10 seconds" effect if you're running Windows.

  2. What does this matter if... by Polly_was_a_cracker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In space there is no friction to stop your inertia. Excellent waste of time research people.!

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    1. Re:What does this matter if... by Doomrat · · Score: 5, Funny

      More to the point, there is no Starship Enterprise, freak.

    2. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enterprise is designed to enter the atmosphere. It clearly has an aerodynamic shape, which would be unneccesary if it didn't have this purpose. Enterprise enters the atmosphere in several episodes.

    3. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really should try having fun sometime.

      It's great.

    4. Re:What does this matter if... by Polly_was_a_cracker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What do you mean? But I have seen it on the television... Matter of fact more then I have seen any of our space missions.. so what is real anyhow.

      I could go on with this dribble but I will stop.

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    5. Re:What does this matter if... by Doomrat · · Score: 1

      Enterprise is designed to enter the atmosphere. It clearly has an aerodynamic shape, which would be unneccesary if it didn't have this purpose. Enterprise enters the atmosphere in several episodes.

      Thanks. You've really convinced me that this is useful and intelligent research.

    6. Re:What does this matter if... by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Depends on whether you count all the hydrogen atoms and other random bits that actually fill up space. You wonder why they were comparing Mach 5 to Warp 5? There's a significant speed difference, but that's offset by the relative density of the surrounding matter.

      Don't be a troll unless you have your information straight.

    7. Re:What does this matter if... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

      What about nebula clouds? Granted its still space, but wouldn't there be some friction from the nebula gasses?

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    8. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well actually in space there is friction to stop your inertia. just not on the scale as on earth with reletivly think desity air masses. anyways the article clearly said they were testing the operation of the wind tunnel and hte measuring equiptment.

      so this allows it to happen and in the procces gives the posability to get publicity out of to boot. this would have been no different if they used an apple instead of the enterprise. except it wouldn't have hit slashdot or some other outlets.

    9. Re:What does this matter if... by Doomrat · · Score: 1

      I stand by what I said. There is no Starship Enterprise. There are some Plastic Model Enterprises, and some CG Enterprises, but no actual starships.

      Don't get me wrong - I love fiction and escapism, I just think that the line between it and reality should be kept blurred. When you start trying to work out real physical constraints of this stuff and then go to publish it, it sort of spoils the illusion.

    10. Re:What does this matter if... by Yenhsrav_Keviv · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No friction in space? What are you talking about? There's not atmosphere as we know it in space, but there still are tons of atoms and other little particles floating around that'll cause friction.....altho there will be significantly less friction in space than in the earth's atmosphere.

    11. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is? I don't think so. There were only a few episodes (I can think of two episdoes of TNG, and then the ending battle in Generations) in which any of the Enterprise ships entered an atmosphere, and that was only for temporary skips through the upper atmosphere, during which the ship was difficult to control. And it's clearly not designed to land, since it doesn't have any stable contact points. When the saucer section "landed" in Generations, it was irrepairably damaged. You're probably thinking about Voyager. It fared much better in its atmospheric encounters.

      I think the sleek shape is more to make them look good, so that the Romulans didn't have the monopoly on cool ship designs.

    12. Re:What does this matter if... by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Funny
      "The star ship is only two inches tall! Hahaha, a very clever deception indeed!"

      I know it's an actual starship, it says so in the historical documents ;-)

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    13. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why starships have enertial dampers and navigational deflectors and such (also supposedly why there is a gap between the ship and the nebula material as Voyager passes through the nebula in the opening sequence), they don't come in contact with all that stuff.

      Yes, I know way too much about Star Trek. I can also tell you all seven forbidden cargo's from Farscape. No, I don't have a girlfriend, in case you need to ask.

    14. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm, nope...didn't need to ask. It was kind of obvious.

    15. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, there is, there is. And when my shipment of dilithium comes in, you'll see. You'll ALL see! HAHAHAHAHA!

      HA!

    16. Re:What does this matter if... by SupeRobot+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Well sure. On the other hand, the Enterprise did just fine in all the wind tunnel tests, and would probably be destroyed in real life (you know what I mean) if something impacted it at Warp 10.

    17. Re:What does this matter if... by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

      What do you mean 'there is no Starship Enterprise'?

      Sure there is!

    18. Re:What does this matter if... by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Idunno if you watch the same star trek show that I do, but Newton has no place in Trekkian space. If there's not atmosphere out there, I can think of no other explanation for the Trek ships very aircrafy-style handling. I mean the small fighters from DS9 bank to turn for shite's sake. I'll believe its real space the moment I see someone drifting backwards.

    19. Re:What does this matter if... by Chaset · · Score: 5, Funny
      Don't get me wrong - I love fiction and escapism, I just think that the line between it and reality should be kept blurred.

      This looks like the opposite of what you're advocating. I think you meant the line should be kept clear.

      Now pardon me while I try to get this holodeck simulation to terminate.

      "Computer, End program!"

      "Computer!"

      "Computer!?"

      "End this simulation, NOW!"

      ..Crap, I'm still here.

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    20. Re:What does this matter if... by Compact+Dick · · Score: 1
      I just think that the line between it and reality should be kept blurred.
      You mean well-defined. Freak :-)
    21. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bloody hell, you're an idiot.

      What part of " Star Trek is real " do you not understand?!!!

      You should have realized that after the eugenics wars.

    22. Re:What does this matter if... by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but there IS an aircraft carrier Enterprise! I'd like to see that one in a wind tunnel...

    23. Re:What does this matter if... by Doomrat · · Score: 1

      Yes. That's what I meant. That's what happens when I stop mid-sentence. Curses...

    24. Re:What does this matter if... by PhuCknuT · · Score: 1

      Banking to turn actually makes sense, as it will keep the g forces you experience from the turn in the right relative direction. 1G pushing you into your seat is easier to handle than 1G to the side.

    25. Re:What does this matter if... by Polly_was_a_cracker · · Score: 0

      I dont know what denomination of money you use... but I like my g's in the bank. I can't imagine what pushes you into your seat like you described, quarters?

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    26. Re:What does this matter if... by bluethundr · · Score: 1

      More to the point, there is no Starship Enterprise, freak.

      Yet! I have seen the historical records of the future! Bear in mind we're only in the 21st century, bub! PATIENCE, my lad! And the early part of the 21st century at that! Why, we've only just gotten past the Eugenics Wars and we have another World War to get through sometime in the mid-21st century! We still have issues of crime, hunger poverty and economic plenty for all! You can't build one of these beauties over night, y'know! ;P

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    27. Re:What does this matter if... by Sj0 · · Score: 1


      There is matter in space though, and at speeds of many times the speed of light, the forces of friction would undoubtedly come into play, as the number of particles impacted over a time period would increase exponentially, and the amount of energy they absorb quickly becomes non-trivial.

      Move your hand slowly, and your hand won't feel much resistance. Move it quickly, and suddenly the wind will become a factor slowing you down. Imagine this on a larger scale.

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    28. Re:What does this matter if... by jxs2151 · · Score: 1
      this is useful and intelligent research.

      I hardly think it was intended to be useful research.

      I think they were having fun and in passing they were showing the Rest of The World that scientists are not a bunch of freaks holed up in a lab somewhere doing wierd stuff. These guys were showing the world that they are just like everyone else, no different from a group of folks in the FedEx warehouse playing stickball with a roll of tape.

      I think it is important, if scientists want to be listened to by the general public, that they seek to de-seperate themselves from those with which they wish to communicate.

    29. Re:What does this matter if... by Megor1 · · Score: 1

      "Computer, End program!" "Computer!" "Computer!?" "End this simulation, NOW!" ..Crap, I'm still here. Try "Arch", hey it worked for professor Moriarity.

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    30. Re:What does this matter if... by Tattva · · Score: 4, Funny
      In space no one can hear you squeal with geekish delight...

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    31. Re:What does this matter if... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Or, since as I mentioned in another post, friction could very well be a factor with something big enough to carry 400-800 people travelling at a multiple of the speed of light(frankly, I'm wondering how they'd stop a hydrogen buildup similar to a sonic boom from forming and causing some real damage to the systems they're travelling to or past), so it could be that they're aerodynamic because they're warp-capable.

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    32. Re:What does this matter if... by Decaffeinated+Jedi · · Score: 1

      Guh! That's what the deflector shields are for. ;)

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    33. Re:What does this matter if... by SlashDread · · Score: 1

      And I guess, you have the expirimental data to backup you claims, that higher-than-lightspeed space-time shocks, do NOT behave like waves-in-air causing friction?

      Sjees, the website explicitely said it DID.

      "/Dread"

    34. Re:What does this matter if... by JimPooley · · Score: 1
      think they were having fun and in passing they were showing the Rest of The World that scientists are not a bunch of freaks holed up in a lab somewhere doing weird stuff.


      Instead they were showing the rest of the world that they're a bunch of sad trekkies.
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    35. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called "Science" fiction for a reason. Even tho there is no starship Enterprise (unless you count the space shuttle prototype) that doesn't mean that you can't try to validate the science behind the fiction.

    36. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not a bunch of freaks holed up in a lab somewhere doing wierd stuff, they just put a plastic model Enterprise in a wind tunnel and did holographic interferography.

      I'm sure the FedEx guys do that sort of thing in between stickball games.

    37. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great Galaxy Quest reference. Mod this guy up!

    38. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you need help with that stick that is jammed *so* far up your ass, I could recommend a good colon and rectal surgeon...

    39. Re:What does this matter if... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 3, Insightful
      In space there is no friction to stop your inertia.

      In the article, which I took the time to read, they stated that shock waves created by the model were intended to be analogous to shock waves created by passing through the space time continuum in a warp field. Obviously, this is only theoretical (if you can even call it that) and mostly just for fun, but one day space traveling people may look back and say these folks were ahead of their time.

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    40. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But only if you bank a full 90 degrees.

    41. Re:What does this matter if... by cshark · · Score: 1

      Boldly going where no university student has gone before. Sounds like fun. I certainly never would have thought to do it.

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    42. Re:What does this matter if... by bonius_rex · · Score: 1

      According to some of the bonus material at the end of one of the TNG DVDs...(I forget which one) Rodenberry's theory was that the purpose of the deflector array was to move such particles out of the way of the ship.

    43. Re:What does this matter if... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      That makes some sense. It also neatly explains away how they can be in warp in a planets atmosphere without punching a hole through the planet.

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    44. Re:What does this matter if... by bubkus_jones · · Score: 1

      I thought they used inertial dampeners and artificial gravity to counteract all that crap.

    45. Re:What does this matter if... by c4ffeine · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm thinking that friction might be a problemin space when travelling at extreme speeds. I don'tknow any figures here, but I'll get a rough estimate. Let's say that the Enterprise travelsat something like 1 light year per second (sorry,it's definitely wrong, but I don't know actual speed). That's about 9.46*10^12 km/second, or about 9.46*10^15m/second (for you "miles" people, about 5.87*10^12miles). Assuming that there is about one molecule per cubic meter in space(I think that's right), that's 9.46*10^15 molecules impacting the hull at speeds of 9.46*10^12 km/second for every square meter facing forwards. KE=1/2mv^2, and a hydrogen atom weighs 1.7*10^-27kg, that's .152 Joules per ato, or 1.43*10^15 Joules of forceexertedon every square meter of the Enterprise that faces forwards. So yes, there is friction caused by air resistance,and yes, itwould probably destroy the Enterprise

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    46. Re:What does this matter if... by bubkus_jones · · Score: 1

      When were they ever traveling at warp while inside a planet's atmosphere?

    47. Re:What does this matter if... by Simon+Lyngshede · · Score: 1

      Waste of time... perhaps, but if you could have some fun once in a while, nobody would what to do research. Research is just as much about doing fun stuff with expensive equipment as it is finding out important stuff. Also it is very hard not to learn something, if by doing something a pointless as this.

    48. Re:What does this matter if... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      In another thread on Slashdot. :)

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    49. Re:What does this matter if... by jx100 · · Score: 1

      Star Trek IV

    50. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT UP!!

      smartest thing I'v read all day!

    51. Re:What does this matter if... by Illbay · · Score: 1
      Hey, at least this has some down-to-earth (*ahem*) geek fascination value.

      But how about bizarre sh*t like THIS?

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    52. Re:What does this matter if... by Cromac · · Score: 1
      Unbelievable. These are probably the same type of ubergeeks that learn Klingon. I mean, seriously WTF?!?

      That, and go on to receive government grants and get paid to study equally worthless "research" like how fast ketchup flows.

    53. Re:What does this matter if... by Illbay · · Score: 1

      Yer fergettin' that the Enterprise canna goo fasterrrr than Warrrp 8 oor soo! Else she's goonna BREAK OOP!!!

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    54. Re:What does this matter if... by oofuh · · Score: 1

      It is? I don't think so. There were only a few episodes (I can think of two episdoes of TNG, and then the ending battle in Generations) in which any of the Enterprise ships entered an atmosphere, and that was only for temporary skips through the upper atmosphere, during which the ship was difficult to control. And it's clearly not designed to land, since it doesn't have any stable contact points. When the saucer section "landed" in Generations, it was irrepairably damaged. You're probably thinking about Voyager. It fared much better in its atmospheric encounters. Aha! But this is the movie version of the TOS Enterprise, which actually *did* travel in the atmosphere--sorta (Tomorrow Is Yesterday). Now THAT is an historic fact. The Air Force recovered the gun camera film from the plane the Enterprise destroyed with its tractor beam and--and--oh crap, I need to date more...

    55. Re:What does this matter if... by reidbold · · Score: 1

      Well something moving at many times the speed of light would have infinite kinetic energy. Striking a finite amount of objects with a finite amount of energy would do nothing if you're only trying to apply newtonian mechanics to what's going on.

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    56. Re:What does this matter if... by Illbay · · Score: 1
      I mean the small fighters from DS9 bank to turn for shite's sake.

      Of course, so did the Colonial Vipers (Galactica) and the X-Wings (Star Wars).

      The ONLY show I know of that made any attempt to show small "figher" craft maneuvering as you would expect them to do was Babylon 5, where the Star Fury would actually spin about an axis, etc.

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    57. Re:What does this matter if... by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the friction should all be against the navigational deflectors, not the ship itself which should make the ship's shape mostly irrelevant.

    58. Re:What does this matter if... by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2, Informative

      Technically, yes. But bear in mind that the thickest nebula you're likely to find Out There is still a harder vacuum than any laboratory chamber can produce. Interstellar space is at most 10 atoms per cubic meter. You try to get down to even 100x that density and your chief problem will not be keeping air out but preventing the very material your chamber is made out of from evaporating.

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    59. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Doomrat wrote: " More to the point, there is no Starship Enterprise, freak."

      Isn't that "there is no spoon"!

    60. Re:What does this matter if... by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      a bunch of sad trekkies

      That's sad trekkers . My starship commander has instructed me to learn and know the difference.

    61. Re:What does this matter if... by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1

      No, something travelling _at_ the speed of light has infinite kinetic energy, which is what prevents us from accelerating any sublight matter to or past that boundary. Theoretical particles like tachyons which only travel at speeds greater than c would have a set of rules that prevented them from slowing down to lightspeed.

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    62. Re:What does this matter if... by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      They don't really need to worry about a hydrogen buildup, since the infinite energy they need to accelerate their infinite mass once they reach the speed of light is going to destroy the ship, along with the rest of the universe, the first time they do it.

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    63. Re:What does this matter if... by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good point. Which means a ship with such abilities would be able to radically redesign its 'aerodynamic' profile as needed. Would near-c speeds introduce design requirements that aerospace engineers would find familiar? Would we actually have to worry about the effects of producing shock waves in the interstellar near-vacuum?

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    64. Re:What does this matter if... by jxs2151 · · Score: 1
      ...that they're a bunch of sad trekkies.

      You have fun with what you know.

    65. Re:What does this matter if... by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Yes, but neither Galactica nor Star Wars claimed to be hard sci fi - they were space fantasy shows and knew it. Star Trek tries to be all "scientific" often.

    66. Re:What does this matter if... by KC+Swan · · Score: 1

      But space is not empty. As a spaceship goes faster and faster, it encounters the stray deep space molecule more and more frequently. As you approach the speed of light, your impact rate approaches atmospheric density.

      As I recall, Marshall Savage did a decent job on the physics of this issue in "The Millenial Project"

    67. Re:What does this matter if... by Cool+Hand+Luke · · Score: 1

      You know... it's a shame with all that wonderful holodeck technology that the command interriptor was reverse engineered from Scott Adam's Pirate Adventure.

      Try standing on the window sill and saying yo-ho.

    68. Re:What does this matter if... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      PROOF!!! http://science.ksc.nasa.gov/shuttle/resources/orbi ters/enterprise.html

      That's not a starship, it's just an orbiter. Hardly worthy of being credited with being able to travel from one solar system to another. Even if it could go to, say, Mars, or Jupiter, it's still not a starship. IN that case it would be an interplanetary vessel, but not an interstellar one.

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    69. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "More to the point, there is no Starship Enterprise, freak."

      Actually there is the space shuttle Enterprise which was in fact named from the USS Enterprise in the original Star Trek series. It is perhaps not a starship, but at least it is a space plane ;)

    70. Re:What does this matter if... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Aha! But this is the movie version of the TOS Enterprise, which actually *did* travel in the atmosphere--sorta (Tomorrow Is Yesterday). Now THAT is an historic fact. The Air Force recovered the gun camera film from the plane the Enterprise destroyed with its tractor beam and--and--oh crap, I need to date more...

      And they also had to get out of the atmosphere in a hurry before they burned up because they didn't have heat shielding appropriate for reentry, or the necessary technical stuff to land. The ship was built in space and was never intended to leave space. This also happened in another episode, I forget what it's called, but it's the one with the machine that controls the humans on the planet and prevents them from breeding. They just provide it with food. Then Kirk comes along, and all hell breaks loose, of course, and among the problems is that the machine starts sucking the enterprise down into the atmosphere to ddestroy it.

      And I've got a hot wife that loves star trek.

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    71. Re:What does this matter if... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I thought they used inertial dampeners and artificial gravity to counteract all that crap.

      How about facing? These ships have windows in the front, right? So the pilot needs constant visual points of reference, and if the ship just changed directions arbitrarily he wouldn't have those constant points of reference.

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    72. Re:What does this matter if... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Yes, but neither Galactica nor Star Wars claimed to be hard sci fi - they were space fantasy shows and knew it. Star Trek tries to be all "scientific" often.

      I call bullshit. Just because Star Trek tries to make shit sound good ("We can use the deflector dish to create a charge of neutrinos that would effectively disable their shields without damaging their hull!") doesn't mean they're trying to be "hard sci fi". Gene Roddenberry himself said many times "It's just a TV show!".

      Keep in mind that this is the show where every single species spoke English, even if they'd never encountered humans before (Balance of Terror being a notable one where the ROmulan captain played by Sarek spoke to Kirk in English before getting wiped out). Kirk *never* had to carry a universal translator (a device invented for the sake of the trekkie fans writing books, iirc).

      Except for the episode called "Darmok", TNG is just as guilty of this as TOS. Hell, the Darmok guys must have been the only species in history that didn't have English as a first language in Star Trek.

      The main difference between Star Trek and Galactica and Star Wars is that the Star Trek universe has been created collaboratively over the years, and Gene Roddenberry accepted the books and stuff as part of the universe. This allowed many freaks to come in and try to make "scientific, rational" explanations for all the myriad inconsistencies so that Star Trek could be serious, hard science fiction, and therefore be taken seriously by science fiction fans.

      Star Wars, on the other hand, has been tightly controlled, and the vast amount of material that is *now* available (but wasn't for years) isn't accepted as part of the universe (ref: Boba Fett in Attack of the Clones). Lucas has always said that he's trying to tell a story, and that it's "Space Opera" and not "Science Fiction" and that's what it always will be.

      Galactica washed up, and is likely going to wash up again.

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    73. Re:What does this matter if... by maxume · · Score: 1

      It pains me a little that I am saying this, but I would imagine that(hypothetically of course) banking would require the use of less energy than compensating with 'inertial dampers', or 'artificial gravity'.

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    74. Re:What does this matter if... by EverDense · · Score: 1

      > Unbelievable. These are probably the same type of ubergeeks that learn Klingon. I mean, seriously WTF?!?

      That, and go on to receive government grants and get paid to study equally worthless "research" like how fast ketchup flows.


      See the catch phrase for the Slashdot website "News for Nerds. Stuff that matters."

      Please hand in your SlashDot User ID, and leave. You do not belong here.

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    75. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The figure I recall for interstellar (as opposed to intergalactic) space is about 1 hydrogen atom per cubic centimeter. (Intergalactic gets down in the 1 atom per cubic meter range.) Since c=10e9 cm/sec, traveling at approximately light speed (leaving aside relativity considerations) you encounter about 10e9 atoms per second per square centimeter of ship cross section. Anything besides hydrogen is negligible by comparison, and can be ignored as experimental error. =)

      For comparison, one mole Hydrogen is about 22000 cc at STP and is 6.022e23 atoms-- about 27e18 atoms per cc. OTOH, it isn't moving (super-)relativisically.

      The speed given by the previous poster of a light year a second is about 33e6 times lightspeed; the Enterprise is (IIR) usually refered to as going a few thousand times lightspeed tops.

      Learn from Bob Heinlein and Chuck Sheffield: get your science right if you want to get your science fiction right!

    76. Re:What does this matter if... by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      "It's all real"

      "I Knew it!"

    77. Re:What does this matter if... by SpongeScrodSpareCock · · Score: 0

      Uhm no, they were showing the world that they are indeed flute toting band dorks with WAY too much time on their hands. The university should fire any professors involved and expel any grad and undergrad students involved. Wasting university resources, time, and money on such a useless and worthless nerd research project. Unbelievable. These are probably the same type of ubergeeks that learn Klingon. I mean, seriously WTF?!?


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    78. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Visual points of reference? They have view screens and sensors. They don't need anything of the sort.

    79. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not using teleporters and replicators would save a considerable amount of energy as well. But hey, it's not like they have ever done any sort of conservation in Star Trek unless it was a specific plot element.

    80. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats not true there is something like one atom or molecule per cubic mile. When you are traveling at millions of miles a second that turns into friction.

    81. Re:What does this matter if... by ldm314 · · Score: 1

      That sounds about right, it must be magic that holds the space shuttle together and keeping it from evaporating, since such a vacuum would evaporate anything!

    82. Re:What does this matter if... by passion · · Score: 1

      I love fiction and escapism, I just think that the line between it and reality should be kept blurred.

      Is that what people said in the 16th century about DaVinci's helicopter design? Or in the 19th century about Jules Verne's submarine story, or his idea of travelling around the world in 80 days (or less)? How about the idea of walking on the moon?

      Science fiction and scientific exploration come from the same place - our desire to know and experience new things. It's not only about profit (sadly that seems to be driving force these days) but human kind will always dream up new ideas that make sense, and then work to fulfill them.

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    83. Re:What does this matter if... by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 1
      "Computer!"

      "Computer!?"

      Scotty, I think you have to use the keyboard.

      A keyboard? How quaint!

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    84. Re:What does this matter if... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "In space there is no friction to stop your inertia. Excellent waste of time research people.!"

      Ugh. I hate exposing my nerdiness, but the war against ignorance must be WON!!

      Pick any series depicting the starship Enterprise, and I can point you to an episode where the ship has entered a planet's atmosphere.

      Space is not a 100% vacuum. There's particles of stuff flying around all over the place. The Enterprise (any of them) collects those particles and makes fuel out of them. That's what those red spinny flashing things are at the top of the original Enterprise. There'd be a noticable effect on the efficiency of that ship if it had a huge surface area in the front. Etc.

      The whole point is academic anyway, the main deflector's supposed to push stuff out of the path of the ship baseball sized holes don't appear all the way through the ship. :P

      In any case, your point about no friction is short-sighted. As for the waste of time of research, well that's probably still true despite your crappy claim.

      Ugh I'm so not proud of this post.

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    85. Re:What does this matter if... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Computer, End program!"

      They use Linux on the Enterprise. You have to speak in all lower case.

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    86. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all that being said, I still have a much larger penis than any other slashdot member.

    87. Re:What does this matter if... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      " I mean the small fighters from DS9 bank to turn for shite's sake."

      There's a very simple reason for that. All of those ships have strong lateral thrusters in order to keep the ship afloat over a planet. Those thrusters are probably a lot more powerful than their maneuvering jets. So for the Defiant to make a hard turn, it makes sense for the ship to bank 90 degrees and fire up the more powerful thrusters on the bottom of the ship. There's also the matter of stresses on the hull.

      I personally don't think it has to do with keeping everybody 'vertical'. If the intertia dampners are powerful enough to keep everybody from becoming an organic stew at the back of the Enterprise when it hits warp, then it won't find hard turns to be much of a challenge.

      In any case, if you're watching that and getting your panties in a bunch about it, you're taking it far too seriously. Above any of the reasons I've mentioned, it's very important for the special effects department to communicate a story to the audience. You're going to see ships banking to turn. You're going to see higher ambient light than you'd normally see in space. You're going to hear explosions. You're even going to see ships with inconsistent scale throughout the episodes. You can either be overly sensitive to it, or realize that there was a team of people trying to put together a visually appealing presentation to you, as opposed to creating a Discovery Channel documentary about how the war with the Gamma Quadrant was won.

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    88. Re:What does this matter if... by D'Sphitz · · Score: 0

      if this is the one i'm thinking of (where they only spoke in metaphors) they did speak english. shaka, when the walls fell.

    89. Re:What does this matter if... by paganizer · · Score: 1

      You are obviously not enough of a geek to fit in with polite (whatever) /. society.
      Read the blurb at the top of the page.
      I'm fairly certain i'm not the only one here who studiously memorized the Franz Josef blueprints "just in case".
      And if you don't understand that, it's just further proof.

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    90. Re:What does this matter if... by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      I know, that's my point exactly - complaining that this amusing little study is pointless because it ignores the vacuous nature of space ignores that its exactly the kind of science that occurs in Star Trek itself.

      Star Trek played loose with science - so why shouldn't amusing little studies of star trek play loose with science?

    91. Re:What does this matter if... by Doomrat · · Score: 1

      You are obviously not enough of a geek to fit in with polite (whatever) /. society. Read the blurb at the top of the page. I'm fairly certain i'm not the only one here who studiously memorized the Franz Josef blueprints "just in case". And if you don't understand that, it's just further proof.

      You see, while you were looking at pictures of spaceships which will never exist, I was mastering calculus. You don't have to waste enormous amounts of time on crud to be a geek.
    92. Re:What does this matter if... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      if this is the one i'm thinking of (where they only spoke in metaphors) they did speak english. shaka, when the walls fell.

      Damn that preview button! Yep, that's the one, and I remembered while posting that the theme of the show was about language, but I'd forgotten that they used English. Sorry. It only proves my point even more, though. :)

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    93. Re:What does this matter if... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      all that being said, I still have a much larger penis than any other slashdot member.

      This, on the other hand, definitely classifies as hard science fiction.

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    94. Re:What does this matter if... by anagama · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Darmok - that episode choked me up ... honest.

      But I'm confused a bit by the universal translator part of your comment. It would seem that these things were implanted (at least later on). Remember the DS9 episode when Quark gets a new ship, but it's defective, they go back in time, and crash land at Area 51? Their translators are knocked out till Quark gets a bobby pin from the human woman and fixes things up. To that point, the humans spoke gibberish when shot from the Ferengi's perspective, and the Ferengis spoke gibberish when shot from the Hu-mon's perspective.

      It seemed like a good plot device to make it clear that "people" use implants to understand one another, at least by DS9's time.

      For shock value though, the maggot from farscape that John eats for the translater microbes makes a better scene.

      Footnote: I know this whole universal translator chip thing still doesn't explain why Darmok used English words - unless they had enough of the base language to convert to English with meaningless syntax.

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    95. Re:What does this matter if... by paganizer · · Score: 1

      Sheesh.
      What use is your silly calculus going to be when you are transported by a space-time anomaly to Deck 5, corridor C, quad 3?

      I bet you can't even write in Elven.

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    96. Re:What does this matter if... by Doomrat · · Score: 1

      I can write in the same runes as Tolkien used on his maps. My uncle once wrote me a letter in them, and I had to decode. See! I'm a geek. Really. I am.

    97. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmmm. The OS (or at least the UI) on Federation Ships is called "LCARS" Perhaps the 'L' stands for Linux?

    98. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not *yet* at least.

    99. Re:What does this matter if... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1

      There's a place for people like you. I think it's called "Atlanta".

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    100. Re:What does this matter if... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      Heh.

      Sadly, I know what LCARS stands for. It's Library Computer Access and Retrieval System. It's funny, really. I can remember something like that after reading it once, but I could never remember stuff like that when it came to history tests.

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    101. Re:What does this matter if... by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      Eventually, retard. Eventually.

      You can slough off tens of atoms a second for a long, long, long damned time.

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    102. Re:What does this matter if... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      But I'm confused a bit by the universal translator part of your comment. It would seem that these things were implanted (at least later on). Remember the DS9 episode when Quark gets a new ship, but it's defective, they go back in time, and crash land at Area 51? Their translators are knocked out till Quark gets a bobby pin from the human woman and fixes things up. To that point, the humans spoke gibberish when shot from the Ferengi's perspective, and the Ferengis spoke gibberish when shot from the Hu-mon's perspective.

      Never got into DS9, really. But I will say this: :)

      In Star Trek 6 we saw the absolute worst use of the universal translator. I don't recall exactly how the scene went, but the Enterprise is going into klingon space and getting calls from a patrol boat. So they look up the words and put together the language and say it, because the universal translator wouldn't be good enough, they would be recognized as not-klingon (like Uhura's human accent to the klingon language wasn't recognizable). In the same movie, though, we saw that universal translators, at least in Kirk's time, were not implanted, because Kirk and McCoy carried universal translators during their trial before the Klingon High Council.

      All of that is besides my other main point. :) There is a particular episode of TOS that I don't recall the name for right off-hand, but it's the one with the Coms and the Yangs, with the Captain that was Kirk's old buddy violating the prime directive and using phasers to kill all the Yangs, and some crazy disease from the planet (due to biological warfare in the planet's history) and some perceived immortality. Anyway, it turned out that this society had the Declaration of Independence, and was a parallel earth that had nearly destroyed itself instead of achieving Roddenberry Enlightenment. On this planet, they all spoke English, but nobody could read it.

      Oh hell. Nevermind. Later.

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    103. Re:What does this matter if... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      They had to make it at least two inches to keep their fleets from being swallowed by small dogs.

    104. Re:What does this matter if... by c4ffeine · · Score: 1

      Are you absolutely sure? If what you said is true, it would take them forever to get anywhere. I was afraid that the number would be too low...
      Any Trek fans here to resolve this matter?

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    105. Re:What does this matter if... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      That would make sense. Remember that episode where they got the guy on-board who tried to change the angle of the deflector shields to make the ship faster and ended up sending the ship to voodoo land?

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    106. Re:What does this matter if... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Reminds me of a conversation in one of the RL books (paraphrased!!)

      (TV Exec) "You people act like that damn ship was orbiting over our heads right now!"

      (Roddenberry) "It is!"

      --I don't remember which book it was, but it might have been one of Shatner's or somebody involved in TOS TV production.

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    107. Re:What does this matter if... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0177789/

      +1 Obscure ST Reference (I'd mod you up, but already posted in this article. ;)

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    108. Re:What does this matter if... by obeythefist · · Score: 0

      It always bugged me that Scotty knew how to type. Where would he know how to type? They didn't have keyboards in the future! Madness.

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    109. Re:What does this matter if... by paganizer · · Score: 1

      All is forgiven!
      I'll tell CowboyNeal he can cancel the death squad; you truly are a member of the herd.

      For bonus points, can you translate my sig? (hint: It's NOT Elven)

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    110. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't forget about this one

    111. Re:What does this matter if... by Doomrat · · Score: 1

      Gaelic, right? There's no way I'd be able to translate that. I tried some online dictionaries, but most of the words didn't show up.

    112. Re:What does this matter if... by Lectrik · · Score: 1
      For shock value though, the maggot from farscape that John eats for the translater microbes makes a better scene./blockquote

      Errr... ok, i've seen almost all of the eps 'cept a few from season 3. I don't remember the microbes coming from the maggot thing, the microbes were injected by a DRD shortly after he showed up on the bridge and slightly before Dargo knocked him out (been a while since I saw ep 1 though) IIRC that maggoty thing was ment to clean his teeth "Hmm, tastes kinda minty" "Just don't swallow it"

      and there was that later episode Thank Goodness It's Friday where the rebels put the worm in his navel to remove the drug from his system.
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    113. Re:What does this matter if... by Lectrik · · Score: 1

      dammit I didn't catch my broken block quote, even when i preveiwed

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    114. Re:What does this matter if... by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1

      Are you familiar with Avogadro's number? 6.022 x 10e23. This means that there are nearly a trillion trillion carbon atoms in a 6-gram chunk of graphite. A steel container several kilograms in mass could lose a few million to screw up your vacuum and still be strong as ever.

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    115. Re:What does this matter if... by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1
      Well...
      Always remember the only known means of propelling a ship at speeds faster than light: You point your finger and say 'Engage'. It's fiction. I love old-school Trek as much as the next guy, but having serious discussions about ftl based on TV episodes is like trying to do longevity studies of elves and vampires.

      Relativistic sublight propulsion and magnetic deflection of charged particles are real sciences which, ideally, will be practical realities in the coming decades.

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    116. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can do that, but let's see them open a hyperspace jump point in an atmosphere.

    117. Re:What does this matter if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Unbelievable. These are probably the same type of ubergeeks that learn Klingon.

      ghuy'cha'!! naDevvo' yIghoS, nuqneH!

    118. Re:What does this matter if... by cfuse · · Score: 1
      "End this simulation, NOW!"
      ..Crap, I'm still here.

      No, no. You need to take the red pill - the program will end and you will wake up naked and hairless in vat of snot.

    119. Re:What does this matter if... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Make no mistake, from the beginning I've understood that trying to understand the pseudoscience is kind of like trying to fight a cyberdemon with a spork, so I'm just having some fun pushing around theories which instead try to wrap what we do know about the world around what we know about the ST universe. :)

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    120. Re:What does this matter if... by anagama · · Score: 1

      Forget the blockquote thing, on important matters you are completely correct. I remember it now as you mentioned - faulty memory on my part.

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  3. Good to know... by Squeebee · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was planning to use a scale model of the Enterprise as a hood ornament for my SR-71 Blackbird.

    1. Re:Good to know... by bigox · · Score: 1

      haha, thanks, you made my morning.

    2. Re:Good to know... by Mattcelt · · Score: 3, Funny

      I know this is offtopic, but I actually got to touch an SR-71 Blackbird on Saturday! That was an experience I never thought I'd be able to have. It was amazing.

      Thankfully, the police were very understanding when the silent alarm called them...

    3. Re:Good to know... by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Don't they coat those things in ultra-cancerous paint to cut down on the radar signature?

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    4. Re:Good to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why his hand was amputated shortly thereafter.

    5. Re:Good to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's one on display at the Strategic Air Command Museum, located between Omaha and Lincoln, Nebraska, and another at the Wright-Patterson Air Force Museum in Dayton, Ohio.

      Wright-Patterson is labelled the largest air force museum in the world, and has an immense number of planes. It is well worth the trip. The SAC Museum is smaller, but if you're driving cross country, be sure to stop there.

    6. Re:Good to know... by coloclone · · Score: 1

      Actually it absorbs the radiation caused by radar.The paint also absorbs the intense heat caused by the speeds it can fly.

      You DO NOT want to be anywhere near that thing right after a flight. I've heard of airmen becoming very sick and disabled because of post-flight exposure. [The AF has special post-flight hangers for the aircraft because of that]. However given enough time it's safe to go near [and even touch].

    7. Re:Good to know... by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      Having been to the Wright-Patterson museum, it is most impressive, especially the stealth fighter/bomber (can't remember which) they had the last time I was there. They also had an SR-71, and I think it's predecessor, which I can't remember the name of (there are only like 3 in existence). Those are some nice planes.

      I did actually touch the stealth plane, and it's rough, kinda like a rough canvas, but inflexible. Neat stuff. Well worth the trip.

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    8. Re:Good to know... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      I was planning to use a scale model of the Enterprise as a hood ornament for my SR-71 Blackbird.

      Well, that would make you either Bill Gates or G. W. Bush.

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    9. Re:Good to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a load of crap.

      The paint does not "absorb" the heat, and was only mildly affective at absorbing radar, and no, that does not make it radioactive.

      You do not get sick when the SR-71 lands. The skin of the aircraft is already cooled by the time it lands, so you can touch it. However, the tires were titanium embedded and had to be cooled with fans after the aircraft parked. There are no special "Post Flight Hangers" either. Just the normal hangers they were always parked in.

      Please stop posting about things you have no knowledge of.

    10. Re:Good to know... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      They also had an SR-71, and I think it's predecessor, which I can't remember the name of (there are only like 3 in existence).

      The YF-12A? That was the plane that the SR-71 is a variant of, first designed and built for the CIA, before the SR-71 variant was designed for the USAF. There were about 30 YF-12 and YF-12As built at various times, but when the arial recon program was handed over to the USAF most of them were junked in favour of the improved SR-71.

    11. Re:Good to know... by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Well, I didn't originally say it was radioactive. I thought it was cancerous. Which is wrong too. I meant carcinogenic.

      But anyway.

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    12. Re:Good to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was replying to the parent of my message about "sick airmen" and the other crap. The paint may or may not have been carcinogenic. The bigger concern was the fuel that constantly leaked out of the fuel cells (and on to me!), because the seals did not create a good seal until the aircraft was at mach speeds.

    13. Re:Good to know... by StenD · · Score: 1
      They also had an SR-71, and I think it's predecessor, which I can't remember the name of (there are only like 3 in existence).
      The YF-12A?
      There were only 3 YF-12As built, but it's not the rarest Blackbird. That would be the M-21, with only 2 built and only 1 surviving. The SR-71, YF-12A, and the M-21 all based on the A-12.
    14. Re:Good to know... by Joao · · Score: 1

      What about the A-12 nomenclature? that's what they call the Blackbird currently on display at the Intrepid Museum here in NYC.

    15. Re:Good to know... by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      I touched the Liberty Bell, in Philadelphia, in 1975.

      There are a lot of things one could get away with back then in Federal government facilities that would be impossible today.

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    16. Re:Good to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The A-12 was the CIA's spy plane. It flew until 1968.

      The YF-12 and its variants were prototype interceptor/bombers. It flew for NASA research until 1979.

      The SR-71 was the reconnaissance version retired in 1990, then flew for NASA research. It was supposed to be the RS-71, but Pres. Johnson said the name wrong when announcing the plane.

      The M-21 was the A-12 with a second cockpit, and was used to launch the D-21 drone. Only two were built before being canceled.

    17. Re:Good to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the SR-71C is the rarest. Only one was made.

    18. Re:Good to know... by spyfrog · · Score: 1

      Do they still fly SR-71?
      Isn't its role taken over completly by satelites?

    19. Re:Good to know... by zonker · · Score: 0

      go to nyc and visit the uss intrepid and you too can see and touch one. well, it's an a-12 blackbird, which is in the same family of aircraft and in fact were reclassified to the more commonly known sr71 later on after modifcations (most folks would assume they are one and the same anyway as they look nearly identical).

    20. Re:Good to know... by coloclone · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry for offending you [obviously a person with first hand knowledge.] I will be more than happy to educate this particular airmen on his errors.

      I had no doubt due to his credentials that he was telling the truth but you never know right?

    21. Re:Good to know... by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 1

      I sat on Lincoln's lap (the lincoln memorial in dc) in the middle of the night once (1998). The park police showed up shortly thereafter and confiscated our film and threatened to arrest us.

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    22. Re:Good to know... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get tactical reconnaissance from a satellite?

      The bad guys know when satellites are overhead, and stop doing naughty things during that window. Moving satellites is incredibly difficult.

      I don't believe that the SR-71 is still in service, but the U2 certainly is. I also believe that there does exist another high-speed, advanced technology recce bird out there, but nobody's acknowledging anything.

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    23. Re:Good to know... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I did the same thing aboard the Intrepid in New York City. What an amazing bird.

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    24. Re:Good to know... by coloclone · · Score: 1

      Well you're right. I checked with my source and he was talking about a different aircraft. Sorry for the confusion.

    25. Re:Good to know... by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      Did you give him a lap dance?

    26. Re:Good to know... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Or Arnold Schwarzenegger, or perhaps Jesse Ventura...

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    27. Re:Good to know... by mpe · · Score: 1

      You do not get sick when the SR-71 lands. The skin of the aircraft is already cooled by the time it lands, so you can touch it.

      One unusual thing about the SR-71 is that the fuel tanks leak when it is cool. Maybe high concentrations of fuel vapour can make people ill.

  4. Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by gpinzone · · Score: 5, Funny

    All that wind resistance in space could have meant certain doom for the crew!

    1. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by jonabbey · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, if you read the article, they do point out that they are using the shockwaves resulting from mach speeds in air as a speculative analogy to the shockwaves resulting from warp speeds in space.

      Now obviously Einstein showed everyone that that kind of analogy is not likely to be worth a bowl of warm spit, even after you get past the impossible part, but this sort of thing is still way unnecessarily cool, and precisely the sort of ilk I think we geeks should be encouraging.

    2. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      but this sort of thing is still way unnecessarily cool, and precisely the sort of ilk I think we geeks should be encouraging.

      Shouldn't we encourage girls to date us?

      Oh wait, since performing aerodynamic tests on an Enterprise model is cool, we'll impress them that way. Kewl.

    3. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by jonabbey · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean you're not married?

    4. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Jahf · · Score: 1

      If you remember (I spent a lot of afternoons after school watching TOS reruns and too much time as a teen watching TNG shows) the various ships made a number of atmospheric entries and planetary landings.

      I mean sheesh, if you're going to get picky, at least be accurate ;)

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    5. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by FroBugg · · Score: 1

      Well, if the ship moved normally when at warp, and there was stuff there to create a shockwave, maybe it'd apply.

      But the warp tech used doesn't just push the ship. It creates a bubble around the ship (thus the long nacells parallel to the direction of travel), and the bubble itself moves. So the aerodynamics of the ship itself would only be a concern when moving at impulse.

    6. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Sj0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Explain to me how performing areodynamic tests on an enterprice model while they're working could hurt their chances of finding women.. I'd just like to know what sort of manly areodynamic tests these scientists could have done to somehow magically score some women in a social setting.

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    7. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by cookie_cutter · · Score: 1
      But space is not truly empty. There is about 1 hydrogen atom per cubic meter. Not much, but when you are travelling at 1000 times the speed of light, it adds up. Specifically:

      1 atom/cubic meter * 300,000,000,000 cubic meters/second = 300,000,000,000 hydrogen atoms hitting every exposed square meter of your hull per second.

      Now what (relativistic) velocity they hit it at, I have no idea, not having a degree in hyperbolic topology or warp field propulsion theory :)

    8. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by gpinzone · · Score: 1

      I think we should try to find a way to score with women and figure out how that applies to the problem at hand. Hell, it worked so well for the schizo guy in that Ron Howard movie, he got a Nobel award for it!

    9. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, now I feel left out. I've always considered myself a geek but yet I'm getting married this christmas.

      OMG!! SHOULD I CANCEL???
      (now just imagine the look on her face: "Honey, you have to understand. The /. community opened my eyes. I can't be with them anymore if I marry you. I'm sorry.")

    10. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by warpSpeed · · Score: 1
      Now what (relativistic) velocity they hit it at, I have no idea, not having a degree in hyperbolic topology or warp field propulsion theory :)

      Sheesh, everyone (that reads this site, anyway) knows thats the navigational shields are for keeping the space dust and what not from slamming into the hull at warp... I think you need some remedial Star Trek watching...

    11. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

      I assume you mean impossible part as in you can't travel faster than the speed of light without having infinite mass and energy.

      A while back, I saw a special on PBS or something, and they had steven hawkings. Basically, hawkings was explaining how warp travel may someday be accomplished, without breaking that rule...

      You wouldn't have a velocity anywhere near the speed of light. Basically you "warp" or bend the space time continuum such that point A becomes point B. Imagine a tight Sine-Wave, and you hop along the top from point to point. From your persepective you are not moving very fast. From another perspective, you are thought to be actually tracing that sine-wave, such that the perceived distance travelled is greater.

    12. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      OMG!! SHOULD I CANCEL???

      Well, yeah. Marriage is one of the worst blunders you can make. Sure, it might work out OK, but chances are you will look back on it as perhaps the biggest mistake you've ever made. I know you're thinking "This guy doesn't understand - she's 'the one'." But remember this post, and one day, when you're miserable and she's got the house and all your dough, you'll be thinking back and saying "Damn. That guy was right."

    13. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by chainsaw1 · · Score: 1

      Density of air at STP = 0.00129 g/cm^3
      = 0.00000000129 g/m^3
      O2 = 32g/mol
      N2 = 28g/mol
      air = 21% O2 & 79% N2
      air = 32(.21)+28(.79) = 29.16 g/mol
      mol = 6.02e23 molecules/atoms per mol

      0.00000000129 g / 29.16 g * 6.02e23 ~ 37715640
      (=3.77e7 atoms/m^3)
      => density @ STP
      In space, we have 3e11 (hydrogen) atoms @ warp 1000 if the parent's calculations are correct

      This give almost 1000x the atmospheric pressure on earth!

      Interestingly enough, at the speed of light that would mean the atmospheric pressure against the front of your spaceship should be about the same as STP pressure on earth.

      Granted the pressure on the rear of the frame would still be zero since you're in space, but it's interesting

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    14. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Explain to me how performing areodynamic tests on an enterprice model while they're working could hurt their chances of finding women..

      Spending too much time at work.

      I'd just like to know what sort of manly areodynamic tests these scientists could have done to somehow magically score some women in a social setting.

      Using a real Ferrari instead of an star trek spaceship model would be a start. Hey, you said "some" women, not all of them. ;)

    15. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Illbay · · Score: 1
      One of the great things about marriage for a geek is that it gives you "permission" to let your geek side soar!

      Think of the FREEDOM no longer to have to worry about putting off a potential mate with your geekiness! You're already in! You've made it! You can turn on full geek after-burners!

      It's analogous to how men (and women) tend to gain weight after marriage because they aren't so concerned about their appearance as they were.

      Now, you can geek till ya can't geek no mo'!

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    16. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean you're not married?

      Hell, is that legal at 16? ^_^

    17. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Kid+Zero · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It also helps to marry a female Geek. Nirvana!

    18. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by SlayerofGods · · Score: 0

      I'd bet it is in Utah :P

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    19. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically you "warp" or bend the space time continuum such that point A becomes point B.

      Otherwise known as a worm hole. Thank you Mr. Spock.

    20. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by iceT · · Score: 1

      they are using the shockwaves resulting from mach speeds in air as a speculative analogy to the shockwaves resulting from warp speeds in space

      Ever wonder why they called it a "DEFLECTOR DISC"?

      It's designed to deflect the space particles, and other stellar matter during warp.

      I can only assume that shields somehow interfere with a warp bubble, so they needed an alternate technology.

      I'm not certain that the deflector was designed to work in the atmosphere. Of course, since they aren't at warp when they enter an atsmosphere, they can use shields at that point, as they move through the heavier layers of atmosphere.

      Hmm... Maybe I need a better hobby...

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    21. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw this one episode where Kirk kept looking out the window and seeing some little strange creature ripping up the nacelle, er, it looked like a prop engine on a wing, and he finally got scared enough to steal a pistol, er, phaser, from Spock, or a security guard, or a red-shirt, or someone, and shoot out the window. The resulting air flow nearly sucked him out the plane, er, ship. And then that creature did a mind-meld with him, and then Spock, or Uhura, or someone, pulled him back in. Wow, that was close! And odd, the episode was in black and white.

    22. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, she isn't necessarily that. But she is pretty cool nonetheless. :)

      She asks me absurd questions about windows apps. She doesn't want to use Linux (buttons arn't in the same places as at school).

      But not to dispair: She at least plaid Diablo II as much as I did (and mind you, I plaid an ungodly amount). And she's pretty selfish about those yellow items. If I only dare to pick one up for her. Not only that: I'm required to portal back to town if a green item drops (obviously w/o item:).

    23. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      It also helps to marry a female Geek. Nirvana!

      Not required, though. I picked up a non-geek hot chick without tempering my geeky side. Sometimes its better to just break the rules than try to live within them. :) (Still with her, I should point out, with a litter of kids and stuff, and she's still not geeky, but she does like Star Trek now. I'll show her this article and she'll say "What a waste of time!")

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    24. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Pyrion · · Score: 1

      Nope. The shield generators and deflector dish(es) were two different things, though you could easily get them confused. The deflector dish projected a magnetic field forward with the intent of deflecting space particles away from the ship, but that was it. Anything bigger than a human or something to the effect of a small fighter-sized ship would still have to be avoided.

      The shield generator, on the other hand, if you toss known physics out the window (as is expected to actually explain treknobabble), projects a field (or six separate fields) around the ship to absorb energy and kinetic impacts. They can only tolerate a certain amount of energy being absorbed before they overload and fail, but the deflector stays active during this process for whatever good it does during a battle.

      The deflector would have roughly the same effect as the shields within an atmosphere -- the air around the ship would be parted and the ship would create its own wake of air. They still comment though that the ships themselves were not designed with atmospheric flight in mind, more than likely because the primary impulse engines are on the rear of the ship and would provide as much Z-movement while moving forwards as the main thrusters of the Space Shuttle - absolutely none.

      With regards to how often weapons were fired while at warp, at least with TNG and later, phasers are at least roughly easier to explain since they are instant-hit weapons to begin with. As for torpedoes, I don't know how the heck that'd work out, but it's just implied for the sake of everybody's heads not exploding that the torpedoes inherit the ship's "inertia at warp" and speed right ahead putting its own thrust into it. At least with tractor beams they imply that the warp field gets extended around the ship or object before they tractor a ship while at warp, albeit at lower speeds given how much they gotta screw with the warp field to handle it.

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    25. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Pyrion · · Score: 1

      I've figured it's implied at least somewhat that the impulse engines themselves have to be online for the ship to attain warp speeds. The warp engines just project the bubble -- the faster the ship has to go the more "stretched" the bubble becomes, and it has to dump more power into it. The thrust necessary to move forward still comes from the impulse engines, because as far as the ship itself is concerned, within that warp bubble there's still no actual "thrust" coming from the warp drive.

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    26. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever wonder why they called it a "DEFLECTOR DISC"?

      It's designed to deflect the space particles, and other stellar matter during warp.


      Makes me wonder how the Enterprise continued to chase the Borg cube after they burned out the deflector dish in a futile attempt to destroy it. (Best of Both Worlds Part 2)

      I'd imagine that the shields would be able to compensate a bit for this. Hey, it can stop a phaser blast, what's wrong with a few hydrogen atoms?

    27. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I've found that most women acutally like smart men. They, however, do not like men that cannot talk about anything but computers, games, and star trek. To this end, I'd say that testing something that acutally exists in a wind tunnel would help you score women, while testing computers, games, and star trek in a wind tunnel could only hurt those chances as it would add those elements to the conversation.

      when asked "what do you do" you could say "I see how fast fighter jets can go before they fly apart" instead of "well, I have this model of the starship enterprise and I'm trying to see if it can fly".

      Just trying to help...

    28. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a point of contention ATM. The equasions governing Relativity DO allow FTL travel. They do NOT allow travel AT lightspeed.

      At the moment, we don't know if this is a 'clue' or just an abberation of the equasions.

    29. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by john.r.strohm · · Score: 1

      I dunno. Here's an interesting reference.

      AIM-2002-017
      Author[s]: Jack Wisdom

      Swimming in Space-Time

      November 2002

      ftp://publications.ai.mit.edu/ai-publications/20 02 /AIM-2002-017.ps

      ftp://publications.ai.mit.edu/ai-publications/20 02 /AIM-2002-017.pdf

      Cyclic changes in the shape of a quasi-rigid body on a curved manifold can lead to net translation and/or rotation of the body in the manifold. Presuming space-time is a curved manifold as portrayed by general relativity, translation in space can be accomplished simply by cyclic changes in the shape of a body, without any thrust or external forces.

      So maybe they aren't all that far off.

    30. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

      If you re-read my post, you are not travelling anywhere near lightspeed. One could even surmise that you have near zero velocity, because you are warping space-time-continuum around you. Point A becomes Point B, (or at least closer to it).

      Think of it this way... Fold a piece of paper. Now hold the non-folded edge. You moved your finger from one end of the paper to the other. From your frame of reference you moved your finger a few millimeters. From the perspective of the paper, your finger traveled the distance of the length of paper.

      So in terms of Warp Travel, You can be perceived as moving at the Speed of Light, without actually moving at the speed of light...

      This is how Stephen Hawkings described how "warp" speed may be possible without breaking any equations.

    31. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're dreaming in Star Trek. I wouldn't call that a good sign...

    32. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Capt.+Larry+Dart · · Score: 1

      However, wind resistance does explain the whooshing sound on TV and in the movies when the Enterprise goes past....

    33. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Ever wonder why they called it a "DEFLECTOR DISC"? It's designed to
      >> deflect the space particles, and other stellar matter during warp.

      WTF are you talking about? Do you mean the "forward sensor array?" I don't recall any "deflector disc" on the Enterprise.

    34. Re:Thank goodness the Enterprise is aerodynamic. by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Obviously these guys do stuff other than test models of the Enterprise all day long. What I'm asking is, how could the mere act of doing that test for fun somehow hurt their odds with the opposite sex?

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  5. Good thing they did that. by sebi · · Score: 1

    We all know how important low wind-resistance is in space-ships. Because otherwise the saucer-section of the Enterprise might not have crashed quite as spectacularly in that one film where it did.

  6. sigh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from the to-much-spare-time dept.

    Taco is pushing 30 years old, and apparently still doesn't understand the difference between "to" and "too".

    1. Re:sigh.... by cybermace5 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah, but you misunderstand. What CmdrTaco was really trying to say was "To much spare time!"

      Imagine it as a sort of toast to slacking.

      *clank of Mountain Dew cans*

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  7. mirror if necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here it is, complete with pictures. mod it up if the server dies

    1. Re:mirror if necessary by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1
      Google does not cache images. Notice how all of those images are still coming from www.physics.uq.edu.au? The parent to which you replied noted that the mirror he was providing was "with images."

      I am not sure that this server is being slashdotted, it seems to be fine for me, BUT in the future if a page has many images and the server is dying a slow death, a google cache of the page does not help.

      A Google cache does help in the case where the main brunt of the page is simple text.

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    2. Re:mirror if necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      guess so, did not even think about the images. Ok, fine, my apologies.

  8. wroom wroom by jszep · · Score: 1

    I mean, hey, the thing can do warp 5, right?

  9. mach 5 by 1eyedhive · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...but can it do warp 5? not too shabby, kudos to Walter Matthew Jefferies for a great design, may he rest in peace.

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    1. Re:mach 5 by DG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Say what you want about Star Trek in general, but the design of the "movie" Entreprise is one of the prettiest, most graceful vehicles ever built.

      Something that beautiful deserves to get built, someday.

      DG

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    2. Re:mach 5 by pclminion · · Score: 3, Funny

      He may rest in peace, but the model ship rests in pieces.

    3. Re:mach 5 by pkp_gl211 · · Score: 1

      Say what you want about Star Trek in general, but the design of the "movie" Entreprise is one of the prettiest, most graceful vehicles ever built. Shouldnt that have been modded "Funny"?

    4. Re:mach 5 by kfg · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'd have to agree that Starfleet seems to have found a really nifty stylist for that generation.

      I still think, if I had to choose between the two, I'd take the tulipwood Hispano-Suiza. Saves all the hassle of rounding up a crew when you just want to take a cruise around the bay.

      KFG

    5. Re:mach 5 by Tekoneiric · · Score: 1

      I think so too. The DS9/Terok Nor spacestation also deserves to be built one day. I definitly have issues with the current NASA inspired thinking about spacestation design. Spacestations should be designed to last because it's a waste to launch all the materials up there for a station, only to burn it up about 10 years later.

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    6. Re:mach 5 by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      Better to have them burn up, rather than remain mostly intact as they plummet into a high-population area.

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    7. Re:mach 5 by CamShaft · · Score: 1

      mach 5 or warp 5, it still ain't gonna do the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs...

    8. Re:mach 5 by istewart · · Score: 1

      And someday, it will be.

    9. Re:mach 5 by Tekoneiric · · Score: 1

      Why have them plummet back into the atmosphere?Why not just build multi-generation spacestations and boost them into higher orbits as needed? NASA actually have a design that would last much longer than currently used designs. It's called TransHab. A combination of TransHab and shuttle tanks would create a very functional space station.

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  10. Last time i checked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aerodynamics don't matter in space

  11. Eh? by Quixote · · Score: 1
    What's mach 5, like warp 0.000001 ?

    1. Re:Eh? by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mach 1 at sea level is 0.0000001135 c. Warp 1 is conventionally assumed to be c.

    2. Re:Eh? by proj_2501 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Warp 1 is stated to be c in both the TOS and TNG warp scales in the Star Trek TNG Technical Manual.

      After that the warp scales are two divergent wacky exponential sawtooth things.

    3. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I looked it up in my copy of the TNG Technical Manual and on page 164 is does state that Warp 1 = c.

    4. Re:Eh? by beady · · Score: 1

      Sadder than you owning the TNG Technical Manual is me knowing that warp 1 in both series is c, however in TOS warp scales uniformly, but TNG it scales exponentially where warp 10 is instantaneous travel between any 2 points. This was semi covered by your parent post, but hey, this is slashdot! Who bothers to read the posts?

    5. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wow, you guys really are a couple of geeks.

    6. Re:Eh? by Gr33nNight · · Score: 1

      So a transporter is then warp 10? Awesome.

    7. Re:Eh? by beady · · Score: 1

      I doubt it highly, they still have to move the data stream along some medium... I hate Star Trek theory, makes me feel a whole lot geekier than could possibly be healthy

    8. Re:Eh? by sahonen · · Score: 1

      The transporter has never been said to be instantaneous as far as I've seen. I don't own the technical manual, but my wild guesswork says that it's probably bound by the speed of light. I mean, you see them completely disappear from the pad, then they cut to the planet and then they start appearing, for a delay of a second or two in the total journey. Speaking of warp 10, did anyone else hate the episode of Voyager where they hit warp 10 and suddenly start evolving faster? What bugged me was a) Evolution is not pre-determined like they were suggesting b) Evolution doesn't even happen within a single generation and c) Isn't the point of evolution to become MORE advanced? I mean, Janeway and Paris turned into freaking LIZARDS!

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    9. Re:Eh? by pmz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Warp 1 is stated to be c in both the TOS and TNG warp scales in the Star Trek TNG Technical Manual.

      Okay, of all of us who actually do own both manuals, who are proud of it and who are slightly ashamed of it? I was proud of it, but now I tend to keep them hidden...

    10. Re:Eh? by beady · · Score: 1

      Urgh, nothing bugged me more, that episode was an abhomination.
      I really thought nothing could make Voyager worse than it was until that episode aired.

    11. Re:Eh? by rhombic · · Score: 1

      Since it's exponential, Mach 5 would be warp -16. (e^-16=0.000000112). Under the TOS scale. Gawd what geeks we are.

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    12. Re:Eh? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      Isn't the point of evolution to become MORE advanced? I mean, Janeway and Paris turned into freaking LIZARDS!

      Indeed, they were lizards with their freak ON, if I remember correctly. What are the ethical considerations of leaving your offspring to fend for themselves like that -- even if they're post-mammalian reptilians?

      (Or am I remembering the episode totally wrong? I had mammalian offspring of my own distracting me at the time.)

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    13. Re:Eh? by beady · · Score: 1

      I have the Tero^H^H^H^HDeep Space 9 Technical manual

    14. Re:Eh? by Craig3010 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, at Warp 8 on the TNG's Warp Scale, Shatner's toupe goes flying into Uhura's lap...

    15. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't the point of evolution to become MORE advanced? I mean, Janeway and Paris turned into freaking LIZARDS!

      There is no "point" to evolution. If things have become more advanced, it is simply because that is what was needed to increase their ability to survive and reproduce. There's no saying that we'll be more advanced in the future ... we'll be whatever we need to be to more adequately survive and reproduce. If that is greater intelligence, then maybe, but it could just as likely be lizard-like creatures with a greater tolerance for high temperatures, etc.

    16. Re:Eh? by sahonen · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of species on Earth that do that. There's alligators, or was it crocodiles? I can never remember the difference. Also consider how well species introduced to different continents here on Earth do. Rabbits in Australia, Kudzu in the southeastern US, etc. It may be that the post-mammalian reptilian offspring might even overpower the local ecosystem.

      With episodes like that, plus the TNG one where LaForge gets turned into a weird blue glowing thing, and countless other similar episodes, you gotta wonder what a starfleet employment contract looks like:

      By boarding this vessel you agree to hold Starfleet harmless if:
      1) You are transformed into an alien species or imnplanted with millions of nanites which integrate you into a technological collective. 2a) You are involved in some kind of bizarre accident with one of our supposedly safe technologies that we use anyway despite someone getting killed or mangled by one of these technologies roughly every other episode.
      2b) Transporter Accidents: Even though this technology is now over 200 years old, we haven't ironed out all the bugs. But that doesn't keep us from beaming you everywhere! The following may occur:
      You may fail to materialize and become trapped in the transporter buffer with a bunch of eels.
      You may fail to materialize and your body will become part of a holodeck program.
      Your RNA may be cut off causing you to materialize as a 12 year old.
      You may be combined with the other person who was beaming with you.
      c) You are killed by a power surge through the panel you are working at because Starfleet engineers have apparently never heard of a high-tech 24th century technology known as a "fuse."

      Not that ANY of this every happens, of course!

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    17. Re:Eh? by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      Hey there, I only have the TNG tech manual. What do you think I am, some kind of NERD?!

    18. Re:Eh? by pmz · · Score: 1


      Hey there, I only have the TNG tech manual.

      Where did you see the TOS manual? A friend's house?!?

    19. Re:Eh? by ewhac · · Score: 1

      Okay, of all of us who actually do own both manuals, who are proud of it and who are slightly ashamed of it?

      A little of both.

      ...Though I don't own the TNG manual, just the TOS manual and the Franz Joseph blueprints.

      Schwab

    20. Re:Eh? by Molt · · Score: 1

      Isn't the point of evolution to become MORE advanced? I mean, Janeway and Paris turned into freaking LIZARDS!

      Having seen too many episodes of Voyager I'd say lizards would be a definite step up for most of the crew. Fair enough on the other two points, though.

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    21. Re:Eh? by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      Sorry, I'm not that much of a geek. To me, Warp is always "a number approximating 7 * the priority the writers want to impart" for TOS and "10 - the inverse of the priority the writers want to impart" for the other series; with priorities being capable of reaching >1.0 for TOS and always being 1.0 for the other series. The story lines suggest Warp 1 = 1 c. The technical manuals, unless they are based upon the show bible, are non-canonical.

    22. Re:Eh? by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but how many different printings of the original manual do you have? There's a direct correlation between that number and the lack of shame involved.

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    23. Re:Eh? by pmz · · Score: 1

      There's a direct correlation between that number and the lack of shame involved. ...and the length of one's ears.

    24. Re:Eh? by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      I didn't. The TOS warp scale is described briefly in the TNG manual as well.

    25. Re:Eh? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      however in TOS warp scales uniformly, but TNG it scales exponentially where warp 10 is instantaneous travel between any 2 points. This was semi covered by your parent post, but hey, this is slashdot! Who bothers to read the posts?

      Ok, in TOS, if they accelerated to Warp 10 and held it long enough, the traveled through time, right? The reason they slingshot around the sun to do it is because they need the extra gravitational pull of the sun to give them the extra acceleration to do it, yaddayadda.

      So, what you guys are saying altogether is that in TNG, the warp scale is different, so what *was* warp 10 in TOS might actually be warp 3 or warp 4 in TNG. How does that jive with the time warp stuff that they built entire movies around? (screw starships, if they built a movie around it it's really important)

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  12. its good to know... by nizo · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is good to know that a fictitious ship designed to operate in a vacuum in a fictitious universe can handle mach 5 winds..... no really it is.

    1. Re:its good to know... by Kombat · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Despite your judicious use of the word "fictitious," you still neglected to apply it preceding "vacuum," since space is, of course, not a perfect vacuum.

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  13. Scotty by snipingkills · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that Scotty had more insight than Kirk in pushing the N.C.C 1701 Enterprise to the limits?

    1. Re:Scotty by GMontag · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course! Scotty is an Engineer and Kirk is just management, silly.

    2. Re:Scotty by geekoid · · Score: 1

      yes, but Kirk was a GOOD manager.
      Stood up for his team.
      Understood real priorities
      and best of all: he got his team together, asked them there advice, and made a decsion based on it.

      Unlike Janeway, who gets her peopel together, listens to what they have to say, then does it the way she was planning to all along. sheeesh, if you know what you want to do, then just give the order and stop wasting there time in another pointless meeting.

      I wonder if thats a reflection on modern management? I wonder what corporate meetings where like 35 years ago? maybe they got things done.

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  14. Morons. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who the hell cares what it can do in a wind tunnel? A wind tunnel means there is an atmosphere, which there isn't in space. This makes no sense and is a waste of time. Morons.

    1. Re:Morons. by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Read the other comments. Space isn't a complete vacuum. There is actually a significant amount of hydrogen in outer space, which becomes a problem when you're traveling at any appreciable fraction of the speed of light.

    2. Re:Morons. by nghtstr · · Score: 0

      Well, since no one really knows what kind of stressors there might be in warp or hyperspace travel. This test proved that the design was well thought out. Besides, any one who is a Star Trek fan knows that the Enterprise was never designed for atmospheric travel.

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      "Stupidity is like neclear energy; it can be used for good or evil, and you don't want any on you."
    3. Re:Morons. by digital+bath · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that once you left the solar system, there was something like 1 hydrogen atom per square meter. How 'windy' could this be, even at, say, 1/2 the speed of light?

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    4. Re:Morons. by c1c3r0 · · Score: 1

      "Stupidity is like neclear energy; it can be used for good or evil, and you don't want any on you."

      I wonder if this is code for an impressive display of geek sexual bravado.

      As for getting it on you, I suppose you could always get a "neclear" energy containment device.

      I am lead to beleive they are latex based tubes sealed at one end and a reportedly very effective at containg both good and bad forms of "neclear" energy discharge.

  15. Simple... by nebaz · · Score: 5, Funny

    We all know that simply rerouting the EPS conduit to emit a low level anti-tachyon beam will nullify any damage space junk will create.

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    1. Re:Simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought you just had to reverse the polarity...

    2. Re:Simple... by hellfire · · Score: 4, Funny

      But not if the space junk is actually a highly evolved space-dwelling creature which was currently unknown before and cannot be detected with sensors. If that's the case, they'll need to uncouple the Heisenberg compensator.

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    3. Re:Simple... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Just like blowing up a balloon!

      Of course!

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    4. Re:Simple... by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or just boost the output of the navigational deflector....

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    5. Re:Simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forgot to include reversing the polarity of something, and the deflector dish and something more dirrectly connected to the warp engine. NOW WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!

    6. Re:Simple... by MoxCamel · · Score: 4, Funny
      We all know that simply rerouting the EPS conduit to emit a low level anti-tachyon beam will nullify any damage space junk will create.

      Fool! You forgot to route it through the deflector array!

    7. Re:Simple... by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      unknown before???

      Hardly, that's the Planet Crusher, cleverly decked out in a shiny disco suit.

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    8. Re:Simple... by gid13 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Officer: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg: "No, but I know EXACTLY where I was"

    9. Re:Simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you all talking about.

    10. Re:Simple... by Grog6 · · Score: 1

      Damn. I wish I had mod points today!

      But how many people will 'get'it?

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    11. Re:Simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If that's the case, they'll need to uncouple the Heisenberg compensator.


      Are you mad?? That'll void the warranty for sure!
    12. Re:Simple... by jason0000042 · · Score: 1

      I thought you just had to reverse the polarity...

      Of the neutron flow, specifically.

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    13. Re:Simple... by dcsmith · · Score: 2, Funny
      Heisenberg continued...

      "You might want to check with the cat in that box, though. If he's still alive he might know how fast we were going."

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    14. Re:Simple... by Misanthropic+Lycanth · · Score: 1

      I got it.

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    15. Re:Simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one. Everyone here is stupid. Not nearly as clever as you, at least.

    16. Re:Simple... by WNight · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, it sounds stupid, but they only used charged neutrons! :)

    17. Re:Simple... by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
      but what about the cat in the hat?

      And if you put the "cat in the hat" in a box will you have fun being dead or just a messy house at the same time?

    18. Re:Simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's laser physics at the University of Queensland Physics Department, then it should be the Norm Heckenburg compensator ;)

    19. Re:Simple... by noewun · · Score: 1

      I laughed, but I don't know why.

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    20. Re:Simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you're my fucking hero.

    21. Re:Simple... by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      Of course, the cat hasn't decided how fast they were going...

    22. Re:Simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fool! You forgot to route it through the deflector array!

      No problem, sir, Geordi and Wesley simply reversed the polarity.

      Again.

      For the Nth time.

  16. definitions? by flynt · · Score: 4, Funny

    How is ending up broken into a dozen pieces considered doing "suprisingly well"???

    1. Re:definitions? by mamba-mamba · · Score: 1

      It only broke up after a simulated Space Junk Collision Event (SJCE).

      Didn't you read the article?

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    2. Re:definitions? by webslacker · · Score: 1

      Let's see YOU make it to mach 5!

    3. Re:definitions? by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 1

      And considering the size of the space junk (about 1/3 the length of the whole ship (gum foil wrapper)) and that the ship isn't in a trillion pieces but rather remained in only a few, that's not too shabby. Although, the "real" Enterprise would have suffered a cascade failure of the warp core contrainment and --well-- that would be that. All things considered, I think that plastic model did pretty darned well.

      Still a major waste of money to test, though.

    4. Re:definitions? by glass_window · · Score: 1

      The bridge is still intact, isn't that all that really matters?

    5. Re:definitions? by schon · · Score: 1

      How is ending up broken into a dozen pieces considered doing "suprisingly well"???

      Maybe they're using the "space shuttle" scale? :o)

    6. Re:definitions? by Koos+Baster · · Score: 1

      Ah - but that was with shields down...

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    7. Re:definitions? by theBraindonor · · Score: 1

      I know quite a few test engineers that enjoy making things break, explode, collapse, etc. Ask one about their favorite catastrophic failure. They will often brighten up and become quite animated as they relate their story.

      It really wouldn't surprise me if these guys simply wanted to make their enterprise model explode when they subjected it to the airflow. They may have tossed in the "space junk" to produce the effect that they initially hoped to see.

    8. Re:definitions? by pavon · · Score: 1

      Well, there could have been a breach of core in the matter-antimatter reactor, resulting in the total destruction of the entire city. Ever think of that bub?

      Sheesh, I bet your one of those people that consider three mile island to be a failure :)

    9. Re:definitions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are taking a lesson from NASA: even if it didn't work, they learned a heck of a lot, and thus the mission was a success.

    10. Re:definitions? by jemfinch · · Score: 1

      How many cereal box toys do you know that could break into fewer than a dozen pieces flying at Mach 5?

    11. Re:definitions? by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      Well, note that it was broken up into a dozen pieces by a "piece of space junk" that "impacted," destroying the Enterprise and presumably her crew.

      However, I'd bet that this model didn't have its shields up at the time, which probably would have negated any damage at all.

      And besides, the "space junk" is a scale model too. In actual size, that would be one huge obstacle!

  17. Enterprise Sucks ... Berman can rot in Hell!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TOS R0XX0rzs my S0XX0rzs

  18. foot icon?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's the foot icon?

  19. funding by mrsev · · Score: 1

    They got funding for this?

    Then again if I had a mach 5 wind tunnel there would be no end of things that I would try inside.

    1. Re:funding by samhalliday · · Score: 3, Funny
      Then again if I had a mach 5 wind tunnel there would be no end of things that I would try inside.

      well, id think not... mach 5 biting at your "end" is gotta burn something off!

    2. Re:funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " They got funding for this?"

      They already have the wind tunnel genuis. They don't need funding to turn it on and stick junk inside.

    3. Re:funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on - this is what the grad students do over their lunch break. Grad school isn't like work where there is someone standing behind you to make sure that everything you do is "good for the company" - you're supposed to learn and try out things to see what comes of it.

    4. Re:funding by PrintError · · Score: 1

      I'd pour bouncy balls in there and video tape the insuing chaos. The perpetual motion created by a bag of bouncy balls at mach 5 would be enough to destroy half the continent... or at least the inside of my wind tunnel.

  20. Space Debris . . . by Dausha · · Score: 3, Funny

    It appears that the space debris is a gum wrapper. This demonstrates that giant space aliens should be tidy when travelling lest their rubbish destroy our mission "to boldly go where no man has gone before."

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    1. Re:Space Debris . . . by Rtsbasic · · Score: 1

      If anyone asks, they were saving it for a rainy day ;)

    2. Re:Space Debris . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought "to boldly go where no man has gone before" somehow involved the women's restroom.

  21. What by omar.sahal · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What a waste of time don't these science geeks have better things to do with there time. Like reading slashdot 15 times a day

    1. Re:What by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't these science geeks have better things to do with there time

      No, that would be the relativistic physics department.. you know, the same guys who also have better things to do with here time. This is the laser diagnostics department - they don't study time at all.

  22. Page is over 3 years old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    <!--This file created 3/29/00 9:54 AM by Claris Home Page version 3.0-->

    Nice to see some up-to-date stuff here on Slashdot.

    1. Re:Page is over 3 years old by Polly_was_a_cracker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ahahahahahahahahah. Noted.

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    2. Re:Page is over 3 years old by Zoop · · Score: 1
    3. Re:Page is over 3 years old by Linker3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      '00 could be 3000 - maybe the page hasn't been created yet and it's just appeared to us through a rift in the time-space continuum.

      Really!

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    4. Re:Page is over 3 years old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, we went through this Y2K thing for nothing, and around Y3K nobody will remember?

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

    5. Re:Page is over 3 years old by keith.bronstrup.com · · Score: 0

      And I suppose the ICP stack supporting IPv38 we are all using to access the server from 997 years in the future got here the same way?

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    6. Re:Page is over 3 years old by microbox · · Score: 1

      Naw, At the time I was a student of the guy who did it, and I'm not from 3000

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  23. My God, Man! by nastro · · Score: 1

    They've gone plaid!

    With pocket protectors, to boot!

    1. Re:My God, Man! by tonyMontana69 · · Score: 0

      "man, we ain't found shit

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    2. Re:My God, Man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a mog. Half man. Half dog. He's his own best friend.

  24. Last picture by British · · Score: 4, Funny

    I really guess "She canna take it anymore!"

  25. Re:Well, DUH! by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

    But they tested the later Enterprise model, which is capable of much greater speeds.

  26. Re:Well, DUH! by Spuds · · Score: 1

    Not that Enterprise. We are talking about the NCC 1701 (no stinking A, B, C, D, or E)

  27. Bah! by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want to see them try this with the Borg cube.

  28. Re:How useless by thegrommit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If they have that much time on their hands, I have some important stuff they can work on... sheeesh

    Like measuring how aerodynamic your self righteous ego is? Flame aside, researchers deserve a bit of fun too. Random thoughts and experiments often bring new insights.

  29. Its a trap! by chobee · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is like an uber-geek/nerd role call.

    1. Re:Its a trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bastard, I just snorted milk through my nose when I read that.

    2. Re:Its a trap! by bheerssen · · Score: 1

      Hey, glad you could make it. The more the merrier says I.

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    3. Re:Its a trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, if people want to learn and use math in exciting (to them) ways, I see no need to pour scorn just because they are doing it with pretend spaceships and shit. These dudes might be helping create the real ones in the end.

    4. Re:Its a trap! by cybercuzco · · Score: 1

      Worst Episode Ever!

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    5. Re:Its a trap! by lostchicken · · Score: 1

      OK. Who else heard "It's a trap!" in his or her mind in an Admiral Akbar voice? Come on...

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    6. Re:Its a trap! by jbuhler · · Score: 1

      Guilty as charged.

  30. Mach 5? pffft.... by PissingInTheWind · · Score: 4, Funny

    5 times the speed of sound is just about 0.0005% of the speed of light. That's not a conslusive test, it's like doing a car crash test at a speed of around 5 millimeters per hour.

    I hope they realize they still have a *lot* of work to do.

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    1. Re:Mach 5? pffft.... by broller · · Score: 4, Funny

      5 times the speed of sound is just about 0.0005% of the speed of light.

      Duh, it was a SCALE MODEL. The real one has survived a lot more than Mach 5. Sheesh!

      Oh, and how often do you think the real Enterprise travels at the speed of light in an atomosphere?

    2. Re:Mach 5? pffft.... by troc · · Score: 0

      The real one?

      I hate to break it to you but that Star Trek stuff is just a TV series. Santa is more real. You are more likely to find a decent, upstanding, honest politician handing out generous donations to the needy whilst generally being nice to mankind and all other animals than you are to find the Enterprise rushing around space.

      For a start the US and the Rest of the World (TM) have to get along. All diesase has to cease. Microsoft has to disappear off to the Delta quadrant so they can come back as the Borg (well ok, that's kinda possible). I mean it's not as if Klingon is even a language.......??? (erm)

      Yes, I know it's set in the future before you get all clever and causality-related at me :)

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    3. Re:Mach 5? pffft.... by mchappee · · Score: 4, Funny

      >>it's like doing a car crash test at a speed of around 5 millimeters per hour.

      Which would result in about $2000.00 damage to any modern car. Dirty bastards...


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    4. Re:Mach 5? pffft.... by TexVex · · Score: 2

      I don't know 'bout the Enterprise, but apparently Klingon ships can go to warp in an atmosphere. Maybe that only works while temporally displaced, though...

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    5. Re:Mach 5? pffft.... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, and how often do you think the real Enterprise travels at the speed of light in an atomosphere?

      At most, once.

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    6. Re:Mach 5? pffft.... by RevMike · · Score: 1
      You are more likely to find a decent, upstanding, honest politician handing out generous donations to the needy whilst generally being nice to mankind and all other animals than you are to find the Enterprise rushing around space.
      Just for fun, I'm going to be excessively pedantic. The first space shuttle, which was used for testing purposes and was not intended to travel into space, was named Enterprise. At various times it has been suggested that refitting the space shuttle Enterprise might be reasonable and cost effective way to bolster the fleet. Therefore the possibility that we may "find the Enterprise rushing around space" in the next few years is not unreasonable.
    7. Re:Mach 5? pffft.... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Keeping in mind that it IS just a TV show, so they can do things like remodulate the tachyon emitters when they're in trouble, I thought about this in the last 15 seconds, and I'm guessing they extend an intertial dampening field around the ship, causing the air molecules that collide with the ship to retan less of the resulting energy, while the structural integrity field ensures that the molecules that do impact don't cause damage.

      If that was the case though, it makes you wonder why weapons fire does anything to the ships, seeing as the energy averted by the atmospheric damage negators would be infinite, so a simple phased energy beam or antimatter explosion shouldn't really be that bad.

      Fsck it. Trying to fit impossible spaceships in a universe composed entirely of pseudoscience into our understanding of the universe is like trying to lift an ocean with your bare hands -- just too much to begin with, and it usually shifts just as you get a handle on it. :)

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    8. Re:Mach 5? pffft.... by Rassendyll · · Score: 1

      Amen!

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    9. Re:Mach 5? pffft.... by zeugma-amp · · Score: 1

      This has been studied, but deemed more expensive than actually trying to build one from scratch due to the massive retrofit it would need.

      They need to do two things. 1) Design a new shuttle. 2) Quit trying to hobble private industry from trying to make their own launch vehicles.

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    10. Re:Mach 5? pffft.... by immel · · Score: 1

      "The real one has survived a lot more than Mach 5" What "real" one? Are you referring to the orbiter named enterprise? Considering they never actually launched that into space (they just use it for atmospheric tests), I don't think even that ever got up to mach 5.

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    11. Re:Mach 5? pffft.... by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
      Trying to fit impossible spaceships in a universe composed entirely of pseudoscience

      And bad writing. You forgot the bad writing.

    12. Re:Mach 5? pffft.... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Oh, and how often do you think the real Enterprise travels at the speed of light in an atomosphere?"

      Once.
      heh.

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  31. Re:How useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've learned the most during my research "play" sessions really...

  32. Re:How useless by Planesdragon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh, come on, FK. You know as well as I do that there are innumerable reasons to allow something like this to be done: Training, morale, fostering intellectual curiosity, testing equipment, and probably a few more.

    Like, oh, boosting PR for the site, to attract new personnel. (Note the "what else we do" link at the bottom of the page.)

  33. Not a Good Test by ClubStew · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Besides the fact that there is next to nothing massive in space to cause resistence, Warp is closer to surfing where the starship doesn't actually move relative to space/time (at least from what I gather a long time about when I read the "manual"). It's like catching a major wave and riding it.

    What a waste of time.

    1. Re:Not a Good Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "nothing massive in space to cause resistence"

      How about gas nebula clouds? How about stars? They also fly the ship into class5 atmospheres on several occasions. Ever watch the show?

    2. Re:Not a Good Test by RevMike · · Score: 1
      How about gas nebula clouds?

      The problem with the nebula is the static discharging gas. Our shields would be useless.

    3. Re:Not a Good Test by __aafutm5472 · · Score: 1

      Besides the fact that there is next to nothing massive in space to cause resistence, Warp is closer to surfing where the starship doesn't actually move relative to space/time (at least from what I gather a long time about when I read the "manual"). It's like catching a major wave and riding it.

      What a waste of time.


      Wait wait wait....you go through a simple definition of Warp (indicating that you know enough about it to break it down into simple terms), then claim that this experiment is a waste of time?

      So, are you dressing up as the pot or the kettle for Holloween?

    4. Re:Not a Good Test by blair1q · · Score: 1

      You are incorrect, sir.

      When you "catch a wave" you do not move relative to the wave, but the wave moves relative to the medium, and shockwaves can be induced under and around the vessel due to the relative flow between medium and vessel.

    5. Re:Not a Good Test by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      No, see...I didn't waste any time explaining it! They wasted time, not me! :P

      The point is that they tested something that does not even matter. They said mach was analogous to warp. This is simply not true.

  34. I smell a contender by jandrese · · Score: 1

    What's this? I smell a contender for the next round of IgNobel prizes.

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    1. Re:I smell a contender by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's this? I smell an asshat who takes himself way too seriously.

      So when did you buy that 3-digit account? Found it on ebay?

    2. Re:I smell a contender by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Nah, it was easier to just register it while they were still free.

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  35. WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by BenJeremy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now the NCC-1701D whoulc have been the one to test, after all, we know it actually made planetfall.

    Did they use containment forcefields in the test?

    How did the plasma conduits hold up to the stress?

    (Questions Geeks REALLY want to know!)

    1. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Only the saucer module of 1701D made planetfall, and it was damaged beyond salvage (I'd love to be a member of the pre-warp civilization in that system whey they stumble accross THAT little suprise on their neighboring planet). NX-01 looks like it MIGHT be able to make a landing intact, but the fact that its equipped with shuttle pods and transporters seems to suggest it wasn't intended to do so (at least not regularly). Wasn't Voyager able to land? I can't remem ber for sure. The Defiant is the only one that ever not only flew atmospherically a number of times, but maintained maneurverability in an atmosphere.

    2. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Defiant is the only one that ever not only flew atmospherically a number of times, but maintained maneurverability in an atmosphere.

      Tough little ship.

    3. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they had to boost the structural integrity field for the test due to the wind resistance....thing would just fly apart otherwise...

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    4. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      Yes, Voyager could land as well. Can't remember the name of the episode, but was the one where they landed on the Demon planet and encountered metallic beings (like the T-1000 in Terminator II) that could imitate you. There was another show as well, but couldn't remember....

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    5. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by CTachyon · · Score: 1

      Voyager did in fact land on a planet during one of the inter-season cliffhangers (the one where Seska takes over Voyager with her Kazon boyfriend's help. Oh, here, I found a link. The episode was "Basics", and Seska landed so she could kick them all to the curb on a primitive planet.)

      I, um, probably shouldn't know that, but it was back when it looked like the series might actually have a chance, so take pity. Looking around, "Basics" actually opened Season 3, which was IMO the least sucky Voyager season up to the time I stopped watching (shortly after Kes became a Vorlon and 44 of DD joined the crew).

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    6. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tough little ship.

      Little?!

    7. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
      Well if you are a real geek then you would know that the original enterprise also went into atmosphere at least once. I am not a total geek so I can't name the episode but it was the one in wich the enterprise travels back in time. It for some reason is unable to maintain orbit around earth and is dragged into the atmosphere. It is then intercepted by a jet whose pilot ends up aboard the enterprise.

      From what I remember the enterprise wasn't going superfast after all the jet managed to catch up. So this test just showed that that ep was possible.

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    8. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by calethix · · Score: 1

      Since we're considering only half of the ship crash landing on earth, what about the end of The Search for Spock?

    9. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by bubkus_jones · · Score: 1

      There was also the one whre they encountered Emilia Eirhart (or whatever her name is) and all the rest of the people from the thrties (her co-pilot, a nazi and a japanese general or something).

    10. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by bubkus_jones · · Score: 1

      mmmmmm.....44 of DD

    11. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Tough little ship.

      Little?

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    12. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      I hate to tell you this, but there are numerous episodes where they go back in time. I you want to wait a couple of days, I'll go rewatch all the episodes that I have on tape (all but about 3 of the originals, and none of the other series) and let you know which one. But yes, there are several occasions where the Enterprise enters an atmosphere of some time--in the original episodes. As I understand it, and I will probably be corrected by those whose geek badge is a little shinier than mine, the saucer section was designed to enter the atmosphere, whereas the rest of the ship was not. Now, can anyone tell us how fast impulse power is? It must be pretty fast, since they could do interplanetary travel on it (within a solar system).

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    13. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by horigath · · Score: 1

      More than landing - which was a reasonably straightforward affair of a controlled descent and then ascent, at low speed, Voyager has flown at high speed through an atmosphere. When did this occur? Earth, 1996. It was a two-part season finale/opener, in which voyager ran into a time traveling ship from the 29th century. The pair in which the doctor got his portable transmitter. Anyway, thanks to various systems problems due to the unexpected time travel, Voyager had to descend into the atmosphere in order to transport up crew-members. In the process, the ship was captured on an amateur video and made it onto the news. One of the few really good eps of that series, a funny one - probably because of the doctor. Why did I post on this topic, anyway?

    14. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by kylegordon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Voyager had to return to a planet and land after they realised they were duplicates of themselves, and were falling apart, or something like that. My memory is a bit hazy :-)

    15. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      mmmmmm.....44 of DD

      You like your women fat? I find that the numerical part of a bra size (the band size) is usually the same as the size of the ass....

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    16. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by Fweeky · · Score: 1

      Full impulse is supposedly ~1/4 light speed; 167 million mph. Imagine the sort of kinetic weapons you could make with that...

    17. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by twoshortplanks · · Score: 1
      That was NCC-1701.

      The *whole* *point* of the A but on the end was it was the second ship.

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    18. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by MrCreosote · · Score: 1

      Like you, I cant recal the actual episode name, but I believe the plot line goes something like this:-

      Enterprise thrown back in time (can't recall why) - ends up in earth's atmosphere in mid-late 1960's (surprise surprise). Cant go warp in atmosphere, so start heading off at impulse. Sets off alarms at NORAD who dispatch fighters to intercept. One of the fighter pilots gets a look at Enterpriseget, so Enterprise locks on with tractor beam (I think) but fighter starts to break up, so pilot is transported to Enterprise. They consider keeping him there, until they realise pilot's descendant will be significant in space exploration, so they have to send him back. Come up with plan to slingshot around the sun, go back in time just a little bit, transport pilot back into plane, and then slingshot back to the future.

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    19. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, Voyager was probably half the size of the NC1071D, or smaller. After all, the Enterprise was the federation flagship of the time; Capitol ships tend to be fairly large.

    20. Re:WTF? They only tested NCC-1701A! by bubkus_jones · · Score: 1

      Do you not get the reference? He's talking about 7 of 9, but referencing her breasts, making a joke about them being 44DD's. I was responding to that, saying that Jeri Ryan was one of the few good things about Voyager. I don't think that Jeri Ryan is fat, do you?

  36. Star Trek OS by Reverend528 · · Score: 5, Funny

    For a second I misread it and thought that the article would be about Star Trek OS, Enterprise Edition running on a Mach 5 Microkernel. Imagine my disappointment.

    1. Re:Star Trek OS by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

      Well it would be the only OS that would deserve an 'Enterprise' tag.

  37. Fail them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mach 5 in atmosphere is equal to Warp 5 in a vacuum? And no explanation of this idiocy to be found anywhere. If there was some arguable explanation, no matter how unfathomable, I might give this nonsense some weight. What did we learn? Absolutely nothing!

  38. Mach 5 wind tunnel?...... by ratfynk · · Score: 3, Funny

    that blows me away...sorry

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    1. Re:Mach 5 wind tunnel?...... by keith.bronstrup.com · · Score: 0

      These will be fairly common once the Pentium 5 is released. I think Intel is trying out various casing shapes for the new processor and they slipped a model of Enterprise in there just for kicks.

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  39. Off-Topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story lacks SCO, M$ and USA. Why was it passed?

  40. Enterprise by FrostedWheat · · Score: 1

    One wonders how much better the 'new' (old?) Enterprise would have done. It seems more streamlined. Voyager could probably beat them all tho.

    *realises what he's talking about*

    I'll get my coat...

  41. How about the Borg cube? by FrankieBoy · · Score: 1

    As long as they're testing non-aerodynamically-designed vehicles they should try the cube. They'll probably get just as useless results. As pointed out in other posts the Enterprise was not designed to enter the atmosphere. Or was it? According to Gene Roddenberry the original ship was designed to land on planets but the budget was too thin for the special effects, that's why the Transporter was added. In fact the Enterprise did in fact enter the atmosphere of Earth in TOS. IT also entered the atmosphere of an alien planet in one of the movies with not-so-great results (boom). So maybe these wind-tunnel tests will show that Gene was once again ahead of his time.

  42. If you're going to do a REAL test... by the_skywise · · Score: 1

    You need to test the old round nacelles along with the newer flat nacelle styles.

    Sheesh...

  43. "It's worse than that... by Andy_R · · Score: 1

    ...it's Physics, Jim"

    from the lyrics of "Star Trekkin'" by The Firm.

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    1. Re:"It's worse than that... by GeeWiz · · Score: 1

      You seem to have mixed up two lines of that song. IIRC, the one is "it's worse than that - he's dead, Jim!", the other is "you cannot bend the laws o'physics, cap'n!".

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    2. Re:"It's worse than that... by adric · · Score: 1
      You seem to have mixed up two lines of that song. IIRC, the one is "it's worse than that - he's dead, Jim!", the other is "you cannot bend the laws o'physics, cap'n!".
      Nah, the line was actually in there. Just once, at (almost) the very end.
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    3. Re:"It's worse than that... by PerspexAvenger · · Score: 1

      Having just dug through my audio collection, he's right. It happens near the end of the song when they're all a bit Tired And Emotional(tm)

      Oh my f'kin god. Did I really just bother to post that?

      I'm doomed. Dooooomed, I tell ya'!

    4. Re:"It's worse than that... by Garion911 · · Score: 1

      Bah...

      Its Physics, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it..

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    5. Re:"It's worse than that... by Trinn · · Score: 1

      actually, near the end of the song, all the characters get their lyrics mixed up, and that line is indeed said.

    6. Re:"It's worse than that... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      You seem to have mixed up two lines of that song. IIRC, the one is "it's worse than that - he's dead, Jim!", the other is "you cannot bend the laws o'physics, cap'n!".

      Besides the fact that the line does show up near the end (during the fade out, and is probably the only funny part of the song), Scotty's line is "You cannot change the laws of physics"

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  44. OMG: mrsev Dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Mrsev was found dead in his mach 5 wind tunnel, pants around his ankles, member in his hand.
    We are going to Miss Mrsev. He was truly a Slashdot Icon, being the first person to pleasure himself at Mach 5.

  45. So NASA turns into SF? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    So I guess this is proof that NASA turns into Star Fleet?

    1. Re:So NASA turns into SF? by linzeal · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And 100% of Isreal should not exist. 50 years is not too long to make things right! End the reign of the brutal and rascist Israelis in the Middle East.

    2. Re:So NASA turns into SF? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Do you consider those countries that border Isreal to be brutal and racist also?

    3. Re:So NASA turns into SF? by anagama · · Score: 1

      I like your sig. Don't let 'em get you down.

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    4. Re:So NASA turns into SF? by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Yes the world is not a perfect place. I have made you a friend I wish to understand this through the eyes of others.

  46. Think before you post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...cause you're starting to sound stupid.

    Two comments from /.'ers:

    (1) Yeah, but there's no atmosphere in space.

    No sh**. They acknowledge that in the second paragraph of their description and then proceed to suggest that mach 5 in an atmosphere may be similar to warp 5 in a vacuum (where you are pushing against the fabric of space). This isn't a scientific journal -- it's just some fun they're having after doing real work.

    (2) What a waste of time.

    This from the first couple dozen posters -- who really is wasting their time: the kids who did the experiment in an afternoon, or the /.'ers who check this website every 15 minutes, every day, for the rest of their lives?

    Get a life.

    1. Re:Think before you post... by Gr33nNight · · Score: 1

      Hey! Im at work, and by defination can not have a life.

    2. Re:Think before you post... by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Get a life.

      Mister Shatner? is that you?

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    3. Re:Think before you post... by gid · · Score: 1

      Where do you work? You don't happen to be an editor for slashdot, do you?

    4. Re:Think before you post... by jafac · · Score: 1, Funny

      SO I guess the pertenent question is:
      Mach 5 at what altitude?

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    5. Re:Think before you post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I resemble that remark!

      I check Slashdot every 5 minutes.

    6. Re:Think before you post... by spuke4000 · · Score: 1
      who really is wasting their time: the kids who did the experiment in an afternoon, or the /.'ers who check this website every 15 minutes, every day, for the rest of their lives

      That's harsh man. You don't have to tell it like it is.

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    7. Re:Think before you post... by praedor · · Score: 1

      Err...except the "vacuum" of space is NOT a pure vacuum. It is full of hydrogen molecules and virtual particles. At sufficient speed, the very rarified gas in space becomes important. There are also going to be dust particles of various sizes, something much more important than the gas.


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    8. Re:Think before you post... by anactofgod · · Score: 1

      An even bigger "waste of time" is porting Linux to the PS2 or XBox.

      Aero-testing a model of good ol' NC-1701 is at least unique and interesting in that it hadn't been done before.

      At the very least, we learned that Scottie was right! Contrary to Klingon proclamations in the affirmative, the Enterprise is in fact NOT a garbage skow. It couldn't even handle a single piece of space junk!

      ---anactofgod---

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    9. Re:Think before you post... by schwatoo · · Score: 1

      Or... Laden or unladen?

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    10. Re:Think before you post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it is I, Leonard "Maybe I am Spock, after all" Nimoy.

      In the middle of the Earth, in the land of the Shire...

    11. Re:Think before you post... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      we have a life. Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean jack.

      "This isn't a scientific journal -- it's just some fun they're having after doing real work."

      just like us.

      " who really is wasting their time:..."
      I'll tell you who, the guy who doesn't understand the enjoyment of something, yet boterhs to post. yea, I'm talking about you, mister Coward.

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    12. Re:Think before you post... by shfted! · · Score: 1

      No, a Shatner response wouldn't be so wordy.

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  47. Obligatory retort: give them a break! by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Allow me to begin the second phase of stock Slashdot comments. Phase I has already taken place: "what a waste of taxpayer/foundation/whatever dollars!" Phase II begins now:

    Lighten up! It is clear from a very quick look at the rest of the site that the "Enterprise" simulation is just a fun application of some very serious science. It's clear that no special apparatuses (apparati?) were constructed to provide a real simulation of the Enterprise -- in fact, it's pretty obvious that the model used came out of a cereal box, or something.

    Day in and day out, it looks like these guys are engaged in cutting-edge wind tunnel science, testing object against forces so strong, they can only be simulated for tiny fractions of a second. This means that someone spends hours setting up everything within rigorous parameters, then pushes a button. "Bam!", and it's over. If the object under test was mispositioned by a fraction of a millimeter, the team gets to do it all over again.

    Once -- just once -- they'd like to have a chance to do something fun with the equipment. Someone has an old Enterprise model (actually, it may be from a snow globe). After a long day (probably unpaid) of testing the frontiers of science and boredom, they load up the (already warmed up) machine and have a little fun.

    Thanks to the 'net, we get to share their fun. And in another few decades, we may get to enjoy the results of their hard work when we book that vacation on Luna.

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    1. Re:Obligatory retort: give them a break! by 330Pilot · · Score: 1

      Wow, tell me what kind of cereal box contains a model of the Enterprise and i'm all over it!

    2. Re:Obligatory retort: give them a break! by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      Wow, tell me what kind of cereal box contains a model of the Enterprise and i'm all over it!

      Well, I may have exaggerated, or taken poetic license. I mentioned later on about the snow globe option... this was from personal experience.

      My mother bought my wife and I a huge snow globe of the Enterprise (classic '60s version) one Christmas. We put it up in the closet until the kids got old enough to be interested. The next step is sadly inevitable: a busted snow globe and a cheap plastic model of the Enterprise that doesn't look nearly as cool as it did through the curved glass (now in a puddle of water on the floor).

      I suspect that a similar situation may have offered up the candidate for the wind tunnel test. Note the big horizontal seam in the model -- I think my "model" may have been built the same way.

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    3. Re:Obligatory retort: give them a break! by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      Probably a box like this.

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    4. Re:Obligatory retort: give them a break! by jfengel · · Score: 1

      What a day to have no mod points. Huge find, dude.

    5. Re:Obligatory retort: give them a break! by johneee · · Score: 1

      Plus, they may get people interested in their work, and what they do. Or even interested in science in general.

      From a PR perspective, even ignoring the "fun" part, it's anything but a bad thing. Kudos.

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    6. Re:Obligatory retort: give them a break! by syphax · · Score: 2, Interesting


      I agree with parent. Note also that this project may serve as very cost-effective advertising for this lab. I wouldn't consider this money wasted, by money very well spent (given that they have the lab & the expertise, the marginal cost of the exercise was probably pretty low).

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    7. Re:Obligatory retort: give them a break! by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      apparatuses (apparati?)
      The plural of "apparatus" is "apparatus" or "apparatuses". As usual, don't try to be too clever when guessing the pluralization of an unusual word. Your best bet is to use the common English pluralization rules.

      But why guess? The definitive answer is trivial to find.

  48. Re:How useless by mamba-mamba · · Score: 1

    The test only ran for microsecends. Even if the wind-tunnel costs 1,000,000 per second, that's only a dollar per microsecond.

    Lighten up.

    MM
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  49. This is pretty wild... by DarkSarin · · Score: 4, Funny

    I personally find this great. After all, I know that's exactly what I would do if I had a wind tunnel. I would also be testing the aerodynamic properties of the Millenium Falcon (which was designed for atmospheric travel), and numerous other fictitious "space ships". I would probably also test aluminum cans, coke bottles, penguins (after all I want to know how fast a penguin can go, having played too much tux racer), and numerous other objects.

    Of course, this is the exact reason no one wants to give me access to a wind tunnel! I'd probably break it.

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    1. Re:This is pretty wild... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Millenium Falcon (which was designed for atmospheric travel),"

      kind of irrelevant, since they have anti-gravity and shields.

      But yeah, it would be fun to test.

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  50. So... by Universal+Nerd · · Score: 1

    Scotty was right after all!

    "I canna do that capt'n, she's gonna be ripped apart!"

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  51. Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 2, Informative

    But the Enterprise isn't designed to enter an atmosphere??

    Very true!


    Very wrong! The saucer section of the Enterprise was designed for rentry and planetside landing.

    Okay, now I've shown my colors...forgive me.

    1. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by cduffy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wasn't that the E, or otherwise one of the later models, where that feature was introduced? It's the original Enterprise they're testing here.

    2. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by descentr · · Score: 1

      The 1701-D was... but not this version. The version tested was the one from the original trek movies, and it didn't have a seperable saucer section.

    3. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by baileytal · · Score: 1

      No, my recollection is that almost from the beginning the saucer section was meant to detach and allow landings. IIRC, early on in series development, they were thinking of having it land for every planetside episode. I think they figured out that would be too expensive to do (the cost of the special effects for a landing was too high to contemplate doing all the time) and so transporter technology was "invented". Necessity is the mother of invention... Anyhow, the saucer section then became a lifeboat for the crew if there were disastrous failures in the engineering seciton or in the nacelles.

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    4. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by Rogue974 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually (and this how how much of a geek I really am) if you reference the early Star Trek Technical manuals, the 1701 was designed with a saucer section that could be used as a "lifeboat" for plantary landings. The saucer was seperable like the 1701 D, but the main difference is the technology had not been put in place to allow simple redocking. For a 1701 era ship to redock with it's drive section required a major overhaul in space dock. That is the reason you never see the 1071 split like the 1701D did, you don't seperate a 1071 unless you really mean it!

    5. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by iamsure · · Score: 1

      Nope.

      The Enterprise from (TOS) did in fact enter the atmosphere. Remember ST4: The voyage home? Many notable scenes in earth atmosphere.

      Multiple episodes as well.

      Enterprise was - whether intentionally designed for it or not - often in the atmosphere.

    6. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by Pisco · · Score: 1

      And to add, the 1701 was "supposed" to have landing legs like voyager also.

    7. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The original series wanted to have the saucer section as a full-blown lander system, but it's been covered before.

      Anyway, the standard Star Trek lore is that all Federation starships have had the warp core and associated volatile systems in a separate section than crew quarters and facilities, computers, and data storage, so that in the event of catastrphic failure, the saucer section became a lifeboat, instead of Gene Roddenberry's original vision of a gigantic shuttle. The saucer section was designed to be able to land in such a case, but not to make a soft landing, or to be able to launch thereafter.

      The only starship design that really breaks this mold is the Defiant class, but they were built for combat, so odds are if they had a catastrophic failure, a separated crew module would be destroyed just as quickly.

    8. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but when that was too expensive to put into the show, they rewrote the storyline of Star Trek to explain why Kirk didn't constantly separate the saucer section every time there was a problem in the tertiary antimatter intake manifold the way Picard did.

    9. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      It was the Klingon bird of prey that re-entered the atmosphere and splashed to in the SF bay. The Enterprise was not even in the movie until the tail end (Enterprise A).

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    10. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by bogado · · Score: 1

      You're a poor excuse for a geek, if you remember clearly the ship in the voyage home is a klingon bird of pray, that had a cloak device.

      Now does that make me a poor excuse for a man, just for knowing this. :-/

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    11. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      The movie where the Enterprise entered the atmosphere was Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.

      It burned up spectacularly to boot, of course, it had gone through its self destruct sequence beforehand.

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    12. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by DuncMan · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're a rubbish geek :-) .

      Kirk and friends were flying a stolen Klingon ship in Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home, not Enterprise.

      Also, now that we have the excellent series (Star Trek:) Enterprise, don't we have to rework references to the "original" Enterprise?

    13. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by bubkus_jones · · Score: 1

      is't it odd how the internal scenes of the klingon ship changed from III to IV?

    14. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by KnarfO · · Score: 1

      In TOS, there were examples of the entire ship entering the atmosphere, although it was clear the ship was not designed to do so on a regular basis.

      http://www.ericweisstein.com/fun/startrek/Tomorrow IsYesterday.html

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    15. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by DuncMan · · Score: 1

      Simple.

      Vulcan has excellent shipyard facilities (staff, equipment, materials). Scotty got over-enthusiastic while relabelling the controls and accidentally refitted the entire ship.

    16. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You'll have to excuse him, he did a little too much LDS in the 60's."

    17. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by entrigant · · Score: 1

      D ......

    18. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by Accipiter · · Score: 1

      Very wrong! The saucer section of the Enterprise was designed for rentry and planetside landing.

      No. Sort-of.

      According to the TNG technical manual, the saucer section is only meant for atmospheric entry and landing as an absolute last resort in an unrecoverable emergency, and even states that there is no hope for salvaging it once it has landed.

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    19. Re:Atmospheric Rentry Mistatement by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --ROTFL... That would be just like him, too...

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  52. Here. by Polly_was_a_cracker · · Score: 1

    *raises hand*

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    1. Re:Here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah...your comments sucked.

  53. Re:Amazing by rjelks · · Score: 4, Funny

    You damn green-blooded vulcans are always trying to hold us humans back.

  54. Through the "gauntlet?" by real+gumby · · Score: 1

    They shoved the Enterprise through a glove at mach 5? What _is_ the mach number of an article of clothing anyway?

    Perhaps the Enterprise actually ran the gantlet.

    1. Re:Through the "gauntlet?" by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's either. From dictionary.com:

      gauntlet2 also gantlet ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gontlt, gant-)
      n.

      A form of punishment or torture in which people armed with sticks or other weapons arrange themselves in two lines facing each other and beat the person forced to run between them.
      The lines of people so arranged.
      An onslaught or attack from all sides: "The hostages... ran the gauntlet of insult on their way to the airport" (Harper's).
      A severe trial; an ordeal.

    2. Re:Through the "gauntlet?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares? I must've spent $100+ a MONTH on Gauntlet and its sequels at the arcade! Those were the days...

  55. It's official! by overbyj · · Score: 1

    Physicists have truly run out of things useful to do.

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  56. Bloody hell, what a waste! by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    I see no point in wasting time on this crap.

    They should be wasting time on my $pet_project!!

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  57. Hmm by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    And the point of testing a ship designed for travelling through an essentially frictionless vacuum, in high-speed air currents, is ..... what, exactly?

    The Enterprise stays in space. It never has to enter the atmosphere of a planet - everyone gets beamed on and off. You might draw some analogies between sound and light waves, but they all break down at some point, usually because sound is a longitudinal wave, whilst light is a transverse wave. Even if you actually could travel faster than light, you would not be setting up a shockwave, because shockwaves travel through matter and there isn't any matter in space.

    But then again, Star Trek is science fiction, so maybe I'm being a git.

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  58. Thank goodness! by cnkeller · · Score: 1

    Every time I feel that I'm being a little too geeky, a story like this comes along and proves that I have nothing to worry about....

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    there are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots

  59. !!!TOUCHHOLE ALERT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i guess next time you won't be a touchhole and say obnoxious and rude things like "Much more effective." in your failed karma grabs, right?

    1. Re:!!!TOUCHHOLE ALERT!!! by johndoesovich · · Score: 1

      piss off mate. That is not what it was about. Don't care too much about karma. How was saying more effective rude & obnoxious? It was merely misguided. It would be more difficult to /. google than it would be to take out his host. That was my point. The fact remains that I did not take into consideration the images. Plain and simple. How bout next time you don't be a coward, let's see who you are puta.

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  60. What does GNOME have to do with anything? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    The foot icon is in the lower left corner of your screen.

    Oh, you mean this foot icon, not this foot icon.

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    1. Re:What does GNOME have to do with anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dunno, but mention anything vaguely KDE round here and you'll get modded down by some GNOME fanboy gnutter with gnothing better to do.

  61. Re:How useless by bear_phillips · · Score: 1

    Ya, like posting on slashdot.

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  62. Re:How useless by Crimson+Midget · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not to mention the women they'll get...

  63. That is pretty fast, I suppose by hubie · · Score: 1

    Given that the solar wind sound speed is on the order of 30,000 km/s, one could argue that would be equivalent to flying at 150,000 km/s (ignoring relativistic effects).

  64. Don't Worry by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

    The Federation has a good ensurance that pays in case of robbery, fire, klingon attacks and Geek Tests.

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  65. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why didn't this get a Score:5 Funny?

    1. Re:Why? by thx2001r · · Score: 1

      Why didn't this get a Score:5 Funny

      Because, as an "Anonymous Coward" you don't get any mod points. Obviously, if you had mod points, you could have modded this up (which particularly entertained you).

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  66. YU0 == T3H 5UCK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullshit. The TOS Klingon cruisers were much more graceful.

  67. NASA Tests on the Enterprise by Uhlek · · Score: 1

    NASA actually performed computer modeling tests on several different Star Trek ships to test structural stability during acceleration at sublight speeds.

    The end result? Sans one, every single Star Trek ship fell apart.

    The winner? The Cardassian warship.

    Can't find a link, but oh well.

    1. Re:NASA Tests on the Enterprise by Aero+Leviathan · · Score: 1

      How could they do that, really? Aren't the ships made of materials that don't exist ('yet')?

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    2. Re:NASA Tests on the Enterprise by HardCase · · Score: 1
      How could they do that, really? Aren't the ships made of materials that don't exist ('yet')?


      Oh, they exist, all right. It's just that the secret agreement with the aliens say that the government can't release any information about them until the human race reaches a more enlightened state. Their mind scanning brainwave detectors will tell them when we have matured enough to take advantage of their largesse.


      No, really! It's true! I heard it on Art Bell!


      -h-

    3. Re:NASA Tests on the Enterprise by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      I believe there was also a test done on the "A" variant where, due to the placement of the warp nacelles well above the CG (Center of Gravity) line, the ship would merely tumble end-over-end. Apparently the Enterprise designers didn't get it right until the STNG version (C? D?) where the nacelles were placed in-line with the saucer section creating a better CG (and the nacelle struts were widened significantly to absorb the stress of acceleration).

  68. Everyone chant... by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

    "Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!"

    C'mon. Find something USEFUL to do with your time and grant money.

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  69. Geez people... by rdewalt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All the comments seem to be of the type "Wow, what a waste of research time/money, -EVERYONE- knows there is no air in space."

    What ever happened to "Because its there."? You've got the capacity of generating Mach 5 winds... So you take your Enterprise model, and bolt it in and give it a go.

    OF COURSE the Enterprise isn't designed to enter atmosphere. Its also a fictional vehicle.

    People who do things like this, do it Because They Can.

    I sure as hell would. Ever build a kaleidoscope, and shine a laser into it? What about with one of those clear crystal isocahedrons inside it as well... I know for a fact that there was no New Science being done. I also know it was fucking cool as shit. Yes, I proved nothing with my shiny thing, except it looked good, and was fun.

    The Enterprise test was perhaps just that. Dicking around with shit. It just happened that the experiment returned "Its surprisingly aerodynamic". And they wished to share their results. Its geeky news, and so it made it onto Slashdot.

    Relax, science doesn't always have to have a purpose. That's how discoveries are often made. Not by "That proves my theory." but "Hey, That's funny..."

    1. Re:Geez people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens when you shine a laser into a kaleidoscope? The kaleidoscopes I am familiar with are transmissive, where you look at objects (bits of crystal, colored glass, etc.) that are backlit.

    2. Re:Geez people... by fliplap · · Score: 1

      Warden: Ain't no air in space!
      Homer: There's an air and space museum

    3. Re:Geez people... by rdewalt · · Score: 1

      It was actually three mirrors (each about the size of a 4 by 6 notecard) standing up on a fourth, not a real kaleidoscope. Its quite difficult to explain, seeing the geometrical patterns the beams were bouncing around. (We used a green laser pen from ThinkGeek, and an COTS red laser as well.)

      And yes, there were "Laser Floyd" comments.

    4. Re:Geez people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?! You mean the Enterprsise /isn't/ real?!

    5. Re:Geez people... by indros13 · · Score: 1
      [they] do it Because They Can

      Exactly. I'm surprised to see so much complaining about this as a waste of time from people who try to install Linux on everything. Would this have been okay if the Enterprise main computer was running Linux Kernal c? Or if the wind tunnel software was Linux?

      Sheesh. It's for fun!

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    6. Re:Geez people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dicking around with shit.
      Really. That's lovely.
    7. Re:Geez people... by anagama · · Score: 1
      • Relax, science doesn't always have to have a purpose. That's how discoveries are often made. Not by "That proves my theory." but "Hey, That's funny..."
      You make very good points here. There is a lot of randomness in the way things are discovered. A person may set out to learn about X and then stumble on Y. Or fooling around with something leads to Z discovery. I see this as healthy fooling around.

      Perhaps all the naysayers should pick up this kid's book: Lucky Science: Accidental Discoveries From Gravity to Velcro, with Experiments. .... and then do some experiements (even if you have blow $10) just cause it's cool.

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    8. Re:Geez people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the comments seem to be of the type "Wow, what a waste of research time/money, -EVERYONE- knows there is no air in space."

      [Homer] Then why's there an Air-In-Space Museum? [/Homer]

  70. Re:Mach 5? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mach 5? What is that, five times the speed of wind?

  71. I am not folowing all this whining... by maunleon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, there is no atmosphere in space. But people, stop being nerdy. They were not testing the enteprise for space deployment.

    Can't people separate science from fiction?

    Is it hard to assume that it was just an aerodynamics test, and the object under test happened to be the enterprise just because it had a pretty, aerodynamic shape? If they test the aerodynamics of a carrot, are people going to whine about the different viscosity of common garden soil?

    This was NOT a deep space test!

    1. Re:I am not folowing all this whining... by joshuac · · Score: 1

      ---snip
      If they test the aerodynamics of a carrot, are people going to whine about the different viscosity of common garden soil?

      ---snip

      On slashdot, yes.

  72. How about the Millenium Falcon? by Rai · · Score: 1

    As long as we're researching non-existent spacecraft. How about a TIE Fighter or X-Wing?

  73. Re:A nifty little visualization of a wind tunnel.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Too bad it doesn't work.

    I suppose neither IE or Mozilla "supports applets."

  74. More to Come... by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

    The research team got such useful results from this test that they have received a grant to do a similar experiment with the Borg Cube.

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  75. Cubes in wind tunnels isn't useless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cubes have been studdied in wind tunnels, and the results can be applied to understanding what happens when strong winds hit a building.

    Anyway, Star Trek took into effects what cubes do moving through a fluid. They leave a series of paired eddy currents behind them, which is what they always used to track Borg cubes.

  76. Truly trek geeky by iamsure · · Score: 2, Informative

    The truly trek geeky apparently arent here.

    Plenty of people are asking why they tested the atmospheric effects, when enterprise never goes there.

    In fact it did, in multiple episodes, and in multiple movies.

    Star Trek 4, multiple TOS episodes, and of course plenty of times in the TNG (granted different design, but still).

    The enterprise wasnt designed for it, but its definitely a valid question and test - it's occured more than a few times.

    1. Re:Truly trek geeky by Scott+Wood · · Score: 1
      In fact it did, in multiple episodes, and in multiple movies. Star Trek 4...

      That was a "stolen" Klingon ship, not the Enterprise.

    2. Re:Truly trek geeky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Enterprise entered the atmosphere of the Genesis test planet in Star Trek 3... Granted it was in the process of self-destruction, but either way, it took the crew of the aforementioned Klingon crew to a firey death.

  77. Bill Bryson's friend was right... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
    "They're all mad up there... Madder than a bag of cut snakes."

    Good going, mates, for showing that Queensland really does live up to its rep!

    P.S. Sounds like an interesting place to visit.

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  78. Re:How useless by Spunk · · Score: 1

    You really know how to put the FU in fun. Give em a break.

  79. Other Objects that need testing.... by BubbaTheBarbarian · · Score: 1

    This is pretty sweet, but there are few other things I would like to see simulated in that tunnel such as...
    -70's muscle car with JATO pack installed on roof..
    -obligatory X-Wing test
    -obligatory test
    -I-mac
    -GW Bush's head
    -Star Destoyer
    -a small animal
    This list needs help, I know...so do add...

    1. Re:Other Objects that need testing.... by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 1

      -AOL CD
      -Wil Wheaton
      ...

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    2. Re:Other Objects that need testing.... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      -Hot grits
      -Natalie Portman
      -Soviet Russia
      -Steve Ballmer, while doing his crazy monkey dance
      -*BSD(because it's dying)

      Should make for an interesting Slashdot article, at the very least.

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  80. Wrong! by iamsure · · Score: 1

    dictionary.com:

    The spelling gauntlet is acceptable for both gauntlet meaning "glove" or "challenge" and gauntlet meaning "a form of punishment in which lines of men beat a person forced to run between them" but this has not always been the case.

    It's acceptable to use Gauntlet, and many notable authors have and continue to do so.

    Please, if you are going to be a grammar nazi, get your facts straight.

    1. Re:Wrong! by anagama · · Score: 1


      For all those who need an example of "running the gauntlet", may I suggest The Icarus Factor.

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  81. Mach 5 tested for Enterprise by PenrosePattern · · Score: 1

    Meanwhile in a related story... A model of Speed Racer's Mach 5 was tested for Enterprise usage. It turns out that the jumping pads are helpful for parking but that the car needed to many repairs for typical use.

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  82. What about Voyager? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Even though this is all fantasy, I think a model of Voyager would make for a more "realistic" (such as it is) test, since it's the only ship from the shows that regularly entered atmospheres, landed and took off again.

  83. Re:A nifty little visualization of a wind tunnel.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Mozilla, you need to download the newest CVS build. Then, apply the patch described in attachment #15 to bug #1378805. Then recompile with the APPLET_EXP_SUPPORT flag turned on. Run the moztest_applet_enable program to fix the resultant binary, and you're all set!

    Isn't open source grand?

  84. Analogous? Whaa? by OgdEnigmaX · · Score: 1

    From the page:

    But the Enterprise isn't designed to enter an atmosphere??

    Very true! However one could argue that this test was a simulation of the flight of the Enterprise where the Mach number of the flow is analogous to the Warp speed of the vehicle.


    ...yes, and one could also argue that simulating speeds of, say, 5 miles per hour would also be "analogous" to the craft's speed. Pick any number between 1 and 10, a unit of distance, and your favorite time interval, and poof! Instant, completely specious analogy!

    "So you're five years old, son? Well, I'm five foot five! Isn't that, um, coincidental and irrelevant?"

  85. jeez by PhuCknuT · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Everyone bitching about what a waste of time this is, but really, does it look like they spent alot of time on this? It looks like something they threw together in a few minutes, most likely while working on another project in the wind tunnel. People need to lighten up.

  86. and slashdot.... by holzp · · Score: 1

    Slashdot has a page where they put the University of Queensland Laser Diagnostics Dept Webserver through the gauntlet in a mach 5 slashdotting. It held up as expected."

  87. Re:A nifty little visualization of a wind tunnel.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean if you're running Windows with Mozilla or Opera and Sun's JVM instead of Microsoft's speedy IE.

  88. K1CK1N' 1T 0|D 5K00L! by Thud457 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone knows chicks dig pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies!

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  89. That space junk... by Ripplet · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Note the piece of space junk at the lower right of the picture

    It looks like a used condom. What other kinds of "tests" were they doing in that wind tunnel?

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  90. Transporter Speed by Dragon218 · · Score: 1

    A transporter is at max warp 1 or 'c'. We can assume that a transporter is sent on some kind of limited range transmission beam (this negates subspace), therefore light or radio would be the most common, and both of those can only travel at most 'c'. Also, warp speed is attained through creation of a warp field (which bends space/time to allow cutting distance) which the ship then travels through using warp engines.

    I think... I just watch the show (mostly TNG and DS9) and a few movies (First Contact being my personal favorite).

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    1. Re:Transporter Speed by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      The problem I always had with the transporter is more of a metaphysical one. I had no trouble with the concept of transporting physical matter (breaking it down into energy, transport, reassembly at remote point).

      However, for living beings, how does one explain the transportation of the SOUL, the consciousness of the person or being which is transported? Even one single lepton out of place in the reassembly and you've materially changed that person's psychic makeup.

      Then again, I try not to lose sleep over it...

    2. Re:Transporter Speed by nstrom · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even one single lepton out of place in the reassembly and you've materially changed that person's psychic makeup.

      Jeez... what do you think the Hiesenberg Compensators are for?

    3. Re:Transporter Speed by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      there's a well-known story on this issue, don't remember the title or author, though there is I think a later-Outer Limits version of it, in which a matter transporter "erases" the original as the copy is assembled. Something goes wrong, and the original is never erased; so the crew of the transport device (saurian aliens; the transportee is human) decide they still have to kill the transportee at the origin.

    4. Re:Transporter Speed by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      However, for living beings, how does one explain the transportation of the SOUL, the consciousness of the person or being which is transported? Even one single lepton out of place in the reassembly and you've materially changed that person's psychic makeup.

      Gene Roddenberry was an atheist, as are most human Star Trek characters. The soul doesn't enter into it. We are the sum of our particles, and assuming the transporter can get that right then the consciousness is successfully transferred.

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    5. Re:Transporter Speed by rossifer · · Score: 1

      However, for living beings, how does one explain the transportation of the SOUL, the consciousness of the person or being which is transported? Even one single lepton out of place in the reassembly and you've materially changed that person's psychic makeup.

      Your problems are 1) believing that the soul can be separated from the body and 2) believing that your body is so fragile that your conciousness wouldn't survive the occasional dropped atom. Fundamentally, you've complicated the concept of self with several incompletely explained and unnecessary concepts.

      As for the mechanics of transportation, your conciousness handles the loss of neurons without flinching and many other people's minds have survived the loss of brain tissue through stroke or trauma with only minor changes to personality. Unless there was a systemic corruption of the transported material, occasional bit errors that result in the loss of cells won't change all that much. Your body doesn't place much value in any single cell as individual cells die all the time. There are almost always other cells nearby to take up the slack and continue on.

      Biological systems don't rely on perfect accuracy. Your body (along with your conciousness) certainly doesn't. I suggest going to the library and reading about the "embodied mind" concept. "In the Flesh" is one of the best works on the subject for Western readers.

      Now, I do appreciate that this position (that the "soul" is simply and wonderfully an emergent property of our bodies) threatens a number of Western philosophical assumptions, but that's often the way of being honest with yourself...

      Regards,
      Ross

    6. Re:Transporter Speed by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      There was a ST:NG episode where the crew discovers a second Riker (#2 #1??). He had beamed up from some planet, but a storm caused the transmission to be reflected back to the planet. So #1 #1 appeared on the Enterprise and #2 #2 fell back to the planet's surface. I don't remember how it ended. Maybe a three-way with Commander Troi. ;-)

    7. Re:Transporter Speed by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      God help me for knowing this: the second Riker changed his name to Tom and eventually ended up in a Dominion prison camp as a Maquis prisoner.

    8. Re:Transporter Speed by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      Menage-a-Troi??

      cool.. (although Marina Sirtis isn't aging all that well...)

    9. Re:Transporter Speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After I read Monroe's "Journeys Out of the Body," I had a good laugh over the possibility of "transporting" the body out from under somebody.

      Wouldn't it be funny if the transporter beamed the comatose bodies of Kirk, Spock, et al to the planet's surface, and their "astral selves" were left standing on the pad, scrambling to get down to the planet surface to join up again! Heh heh...

  91. mach 5-A,B,C, or D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Say what you want about Star Trek in general, but the design of the "movie" Entreprise is one of the prettiest, most graceful vehicles ever built."

    Which "movie" Enterprise? And what about all the other Starfleet ships? Are they any good?

    1. Re:mach 5-A,B,C, or D. by DG · · Score: 1

      I guess it would be "A"

      Other similar-generation ships (Reliant, Excelcior) share a lot of design details, but nothing captures the elegance of ST-TMP Enterprise.

      Although I agree that the TOS Klingon ships are also _very_ nice.

      Pretty much anything TNG and beyond is a design disaster. Ugly ugly ugly.

      DG

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  92. My University is on Slashdot.. by actor_au · · Score: 1

    Now more than ever I regret sleeping in this afternoon and missing all my classes.

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  93. Scale model testing by Mononoke · · Score: 1
    When testing scale models, this bit of wisdom comes to mind:
    For thousands more years the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across---which happened to be Earth---where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog. --Douglas Adams
    Don't mod me up. It's not my humor.

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    1. Re:Scale model testing by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      For thousands more years the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across---which happened to be Earth---where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog. --Douglas Adams

      Dude, you were supposed to give the dog a sandwich.

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  94. Not a gum foil wrapper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    They used a shock tube to simulate their Mach 5 flow. A shock tube operates by building up pressure on one side of a membrane (usually acetate) placed in the tunnel. When the pressure is high enough, it breaks the membrane, sending the pressure wave running through the tunnel and eventually colliding with the model being tested. These sort of tests involve flows over very short periods of time (think on the low millisecond scale and below).

    In this case, it looks like some of the membrane didn't disintegrate fully and managed to collide with the test model with what I can only imagine as being a pretty awesome force. Junk like this is just a side effect of shock tubes, but usually it just coats the insides of the tube and doesn't interfere with the model being tested.

    I am surprised so far at the total lack of aerospace engineers chiming in on Slashdot, I would've thought there'd be at least a couple. I guess it's just you code monkeys with time to kill between tech support calls.

  95. Spock's discovery by strapon · · Score: 0

    What did Spock find in Jim's mouth?

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    1. Re:Spock's discovery by strapon · · Score: 0

      Wrong! The Captain's log.

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    2. Re:Spock's discovery by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      What did Spock find in Jim's mouth?

      The Captain's Log?

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  96. What came to my mind. by jameskojiro · · Score: 0

    When I read this was a videotape of the show Star Trek: Enterprise being throuwn into a windtunnel.

    Now that would be entertaining, well more entertaining than that dull derivative crap called Enterprise on UPN.

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  97. Re:definitions?-UL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I know quite a few test engineers that enjoy making things break, explode, collapse, etc."

    The guys at Underwriter's Laboratory I bet have some tales to tell about our favourite products.

  98. Re:A nifty little visualization of a wind tunnel.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Im using Opera, works reasonably fast. Only took 1 or 2 seconds to load.

    Then again, I have only my own results to compare with.

  99. Re:A nifty little visualization of a wind tunnel.. by LandGator · · Score: 1

    "..Nae model A, B, C o' bludy D, tha original Enterprise."

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  100. But note that even with catostrphic failure... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The bridge survives!!

    Too bad about the crew quarters where all the red-shirts had been having tea.

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  101. A major waste of money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Are you kidding me?

    Do you even know what a shock tube is?

    The costs of the test being run here are more or less the costs of the acetate membranes. These sorts of tests don't even take much time to run, just drop the model in the (very small) shock tube, allow pressure to build until it breaks the membrane(s), acquire your data for the sub-millisecond times that the shock wave runs over your model, and you're done.

    But of course, don't let the facts stop you from blathering about something you clearly know nothing about. Have you considered a career in politics?

  102. 300 years from now... by aws4y · · Score: 1

    When we actualy do have warp drive, someone is going to build a 1:1 working model of the Enterprise, and then get a story on /. for it. (and of course sombody will scream repeat and link back to this story.)

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  103. bah! by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

    oh yeah? The Millennium Falcon does Mach 6 so NYAH!

  104. I thought that was what the deflector array did. by Population · · Score: 1

    It keeps the space junk from hitting the Enterprise.

    I'd prefer to use a reverse positron beam directed through the sub-space transmitter.

  105. Well duh by jazman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course it blew up. They didn't have the deflector dish or the shields activated. Any idiot would know without them that it would blow up as soon as it started moving at any significant speed.

    I'd like to see them retest with shields and deflector - then let's see how well it performs!

    1. Re:Well duh by yellowstone · · Score: 1
      I'd like to see them retest with shields and deflector - then let's see how well it performs!
      Ha, ha! You know, the great thing about that joke is every time you tell it, it's just as funny as the first time I heard it!
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  106. Okay... by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 1

    But where's the math? What's the coefficient of drag on the Enterprise? What's the viscosity of spacetime? How compressible is it? Where are the tables so I can calculate the warp drag on *my* spacecraft? How can I reproduce their results!?

    Stupid ivory tower academics. Us *real* engineers have starship design to do while they're messing around.

    -Carolyn

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  107. MOD PARENT UP AS FUNNY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is funny and so true for a lot of open source software!

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP AS FUNNY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got the hots for running GNOME on X11 on Mac OS X a while ago but I guess I'm way too dumb to make it happen. I just couldn't figure out how the hell to make anything DO anything.

  108. Re:How useless by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    ...And you're telling me you wouldn't enjoy dicking around with something like this while on the company dime? It doesn't look like they spend more than an hour or two doing this, so I don't see a problem with it. Hell, they probably even got the OK to do it from management first, seeing as it made it to their webpage...

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  109. Re:How useless by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    Making good money as a professional researcher, you'd be really suprised how many of these guys have wives. It's kind of a sad thing to see(choose your own reasons why), but it's true.

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  110. From the Can't Spell Too Department... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    come on people, check your spelling words for the week.

  111. Wind Tunnel??? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    I thought that Wind Tunnels were no longer used, in favour of the cheaper alternative: computer simulation.

    1. Re:Wind Tunnel??? by Knobby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How do you suppose that we check to make sure the numerical simulations are correct?

    2. Re:Wind Tunnel??? by dbIII · · Score: 1
      I thought that Wind Tunnels were no longer used, in favour of the cheaper alternative: computer simulation.
      The problem is that we don't have a decent one size fits all equation for air flow, we have several that are applied in different situations. With complex enough shapes or high levels of detail you need to use a different equations that will give you different results with the same input - and need to work out where to switch from one to the other.

      The other issue is that the instrument used here is a shock tunnel, which is used to test things at speeds greater tha the speed of sound. Beyond the speed of sound air behaves differently, while a subsonic nozzle starts wide and narrows down, a hypersonic nozzle goes the other way (eg. nozzles on the main engines of a space shuttle). I suspect that the empirical equations for hypersonic air flow are less developed than for subsonic airflow, so there's more call for physical testing. As more tests are done the better the mathematical models become - so more can be simulated.

      Also , the most recent shock tunnel at UQ was built for less than it would have cost to get a supercomputer, and I don't know enough about the subject to know if there would have been enough info to make an accurate enough simulation on the computer at the time. Now serious computer power is a lot cheaper, but shock tunnels are not horribly complicated things and those ones certainly didn't cost as much as the buildings that they are in.

  112. Mechanics in Space by virg_mattes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    > I'll believe its real space the moment I see someone drifting backwards.

    This was touched upon in the second movie, where Spock commented on Khan's two-dimensional thinking in the cat-and-mouse hunt in that gas cloud, and the battle was won by piloting the Enterprise downward (relative to its orientation) and then back up behind the Reliant. Still, it's fairly easy to explain banking in spacecraft using relative inertia. When a spacecraft turns, the body of its pilot tries to continue in a straight line. Banking the craft causes the pilot to feel the change in direction as being pressed downward into the seat, which is both familiar and less likely to cause a g-force related blackout. On larger ships, it could be seen the same way, allowing the inertial dampers to work less to keep the crew vertical while the ship turns, and there were a number of occasions where large craft turned by spinning on center, as one would expect from spacecraft. Think of the opening credits on later versions of the above-mentioned DS9, where the Defiant backs off from the docking port and spins around its center to get to its exit heading, while drifting directly away from the station.

    There are lots of failings in Star Trek, but they do make at least some effort, and one must remember that it's a TV show/movie, so entertainment value sometimes trumps reality (like when one hears the explosions ripping apart yet another version of the Enterprise, or when a shock wave moving faster than warp 3 strikes a ship and swats it along instead of pulverizing it or crushing it like a soda can). Play along.

    Virg

    1. Re:Mechanics in Space by g_goblin · · Score: 0

      Dude... when was the last time you had a date?

    2. Re:Mechanics in Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their biggest failing, of course, is THEIR two dimensional thinking, and they really shouldn't have put that in Khan. Even someone who's never been bothered by sending a ship through interstellar space on just on heading two five zero mark 5 is likely to sit up and say, "hey, they never, ever do this in the rest of the material. Heck, when they run into a ship in the middle of space, they are always lined up, unless they want to indicate the ship is huge or disabled."

    3. Re:Mechanics in Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends... does him screwing your sister count as a 'date'?

    4. Re:Mechanics in Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Khan cinematographers called that sequence the "sneaky Pete" shot, by the way.

    5. Re:Mechanics in Space by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Clearly, the technology exhibited in Star trek indicates a complete control of gravity and inertia. once you can do that, you can do what ever you want and the people inside wouldn't notice.
      Of course it's no perfect, since a quick jaring movement can happen faster then there controls can handle.

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  113. One Correction by Orcspit · · Score: 1

    On the NCC-1701 the Standard Warp but the Max warp was only Warp 7. Furthermore Warp 10 was only a theoretical warp. Warp 9 was the most they ever used in the shows (unless there was a quantum space wormhole plasma fluctioation in the primary dilithium warp nacel matrix) Technical Specs on the NCC-1701 http://www.ssfinternational.com/~enterprisetrib/en terprise/ent/enttech.htm

  114. Re:Mach 5? by T3kno · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's actually the speed of his joke flying over your head.

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  115. "Starting" to sound stupid? by serutan · · Score: 1

    Everybody knows you have to read /. with stupidity filters at full power.

  116. Enterprise was in the atmosphere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, doesn't anyone remember the episode where the Enterprise went back in time and entered the atmosphere and a pilot saw it, the pilots plane broke up and the crew beamed him onboard. Isn't it great that there was some realism that the Enterprise could survive mach 5 speeds.

    And you never know what works until you do the experiment.

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  117. how warp drive works by Alien54 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    As seen in pages on emerging physics, warp drive works by generating a warp bubble around the ship. The matter inside the bubble is essentially motionless relative to itself. Sort of like a person inside a car does not have to worry about wind resistance.

    On the other hand, this has interesting implications for the physics of star trek weapons technology. No phasers at warp drive, and firing, never mind aiming, photon torpedoes could be a royal pain.

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    1. Re:how warp drive works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Star Trek warp drive works by scriptwriter magic. It has nothing to do with Alcubierre warp drives.

    2. Re:how warp drive works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The matter inside the bubble is essentially motionless relative to itself
      ...which is somehow different that the usual state of affairs?

    3. Re:how warp drive works by SlayerofGods · · Score: 0

      Not to be too nerdy, but didn't the photon torpedoes have their own warp field thus allowing them to be fired at warp...
      Though phasers shouldn't work.

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    4. Re:how warp drive works by epiphani · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Accually, you'll notice that in star trek, they never use phasers at warp speeds. (They may have cheated in a few places, but nothing comes to mind.)

      Simple concept: When travelling faster than light, dont use weapons that can only move at light speed.

      Photon torpedos, on the other hand, are physical objects. If you fire them out at a relative speed of a few thousand meters per second while you're going a few times the speed of light, they're still moving away from you, and not blowing up in your face.

      And, from my recollections of the star trek technical manual (TNG), the navigational deflector is key to travelling faster than light. It projects a field far in front of the warp bubble moving small particles out of the way. Otherwise, a gram of asteroid would do significant damage to a ship moving faster than light. The warp bubble itself only propells the ship forward (by bending space around it).

      You'd be amazed how well thought out the physics of star trek are. Off topic of parent, but mentioned elsewhere was that of inertial dampeners and structural integrity - two systems that make it possible to accually accelerate at values that would normally crush people into gelatinous goo and snap even the hardest substances. They say that the scripts were written in the "we've got a [tech problem] down here!" format - but I can say one thing - the guy who substituted that text in was no idiot. The problems almost always match the situation. Ever wonder why when the bridge crew starts falling around, the next line is often "Inertial Dampers are offline!". Stating the obvious, yes, but at least they didnt say something like "the warp core containment system just went offline".

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    5. Re:how warp drive works by the+shoez · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much damage a bit of strange quark matter would do ? ;) dark quarks

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    6. Re:how warp drive works by Fishstick · · Score: 1
      Alcubierre has proposed a way of beating the FTL speed limit that is somewhat like the expansion of the universe, but on a more local scale. He has developed a "metric" for general relativity, a mathematical representation of the curvature of space, that describes a region of flat space surrounded by a "warp" that propels it forward at any arbitrary velocity, including FTL speeds. Alcubierre's warp is constructed of hyperbolic tangent functions which create a very peculiar distortion of space at the edges of the flat-space volume. In effect, new space is rapidly being created (like an expanding universe) at the back side of the moving volume, and existing space is being annihilated (like a universe collapsing to a Big Crunch) at the front side of the moving volume. Thus, a space ship within the volume of the Alcubierre warp (and the volume itself) would be pushed forward by the expansion of space at its rear and the contraction of space in front.


      Sounds like Farnsworth's explanation of how his "dark matter drive" worked. The engine does not propel the spaceship. The engine makes it possible for the ship to remain in place while the universe moves.
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    7. Re:how warp drive works by a1cypher · · Score: 1

      The bubble may be a bubble, but it would seem to me sort of inefficient to make the bubble any biger than it has to be. Why not make the bubble the same shape as the ship, but maybe a few feet bigger? In which case I guess you would have to worry about aerodynamics, but not of the shape of the ship, the shape of the bubble which would be the same as the ship but a bit bigger.

    8. Re:how warp drive works by aduzik · · Score: 1
      Sort of like the answer to the question: "how many politicians does it take to screwn in a light bulb?"

      Just one: he grasps the bulb firmly while the world spins around him.

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    9. Re:how warp drive works by lone_marauder · · Score: 3, Funny

      The matter inside the bubble is essentially motionless relative to itself.

      I don't know about you, but I just don't trust any matter that isn't motionless relative to itself.

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    10. Re:how warp drive works by Cesaro · · Score: 1

      Also probably very similiar to the quasi-tested theories of Super-Cavitation as well.

    11. Re:how warp drive works by SilkBD · · Score: 1
      The warp engines "warp" spacetime around the Enterprise making the distance smaller... so they're not ACTUALLY going above the speed of light... they're cheating in a sense

      As for the torpedos... 3 words "Torpedo Sustainer Engine":

      Propulsion system within a photon torpedo. It comprises a matter/antimatter fuel cell that powers a sustainer coil. The coil maintains a warp field around the torpedo that is handed off from the launching ship, allowing the torpedo to travel at warp speeds. As part of Dr. Timicin's experiments in 2367 in fusion enhancement within stars, sustainer engines were modified on a number of photon torpedoes.
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    12. Re:how warp drive works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Phasers are light speed weapons. They do not work at warp speeds where the ships are moving faster than the speed of light. Of course, the writers sometimes break this rule. There is supposed to be a theory where if you are traveling at the same relative speed and mach warp field parameters, then you can fire a phaser and essentially have it travel within the warp bubble.

      2) Photon torpedos have warp field sustainer engines. They can't create a warp field, but they can use the existing field energy to maintain it's own field for a small amount of time. This means that if you are at warp 5 and fire a photon torpedo, it will be traveling at warp 5 plus whatever the engines on the torpedo can also do. (Theory of relativity) Also, aiming is pointless as the torpedos have tracking guidance onboard. Just look at ST6 Undiscovered Country where they fire the torpedo and it travels in a twisting path searching for the target. Yea, I know they modified the torpedo, but they just installed the enhanced sensor systems to track the exaust.

    13. Re:how warp drive works by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      For the matter of that, assuming your target wasn't also at warp speed you could probably drop a rock from a ship at warp speed to destroy things, force being mass times acceleration(or in this case deceleration) which would be something rather nasty.

    14. Re:how warp drive works by OzRoy · · Score: 1

      And what does "Pass the tachyon beam through the deflector array" mean?

    15. Re:how warp drive works by jgardn · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but you came off like an idiot.

      If you are travelling faster than light, and you fire your phasers, are you implying that somehow the phasers might travel away, and then come back and hit you, but a photon torpedoe would not?

      Basic relativity states that in EVERY frame of reference, all the laws of physics are exactly the same. That means that even if you are going a gazillion times the speed of light, a beam of light travelling away from you will travel at exactly the speed of light away from you -- according to your perspective.

      And if they had such a crack team at Star Trek, would you mind explaining why the Enterprise makes a "whooshing" sound as it flies by? Exactly what medium is this sound transmitted by? For that matter, why are there explosions that go "boom" in space?

      Star Trek is PURE FANTASY. I enjoyed watching it when I was young, but I understood that it was as much fantasy as a soap opera or Star Wars. All the stuff they talk about sounds like nonsense. "Inertial dampers"? It's like trying to "dry water" or something similarly absurd. Of course, it might sound amazing to you, but if you crack a physics book, the real world of physics is far more interesting and wonderful.

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    16. Re:how warp drive works by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You sir, are an ass.
      You are also unable to understand the term, 'context'. The 'context' of the discussion is the 'Star trek' universe. By that definition, it's not real. It is fun, for some people, to have discussion on how thing in the fictional universe must work, based on what the story has set before us.

      Perhap the camera extrapolates sound so people watching/listening can process more information more accuratly? or perhaps, it is damn difficult to get people attention with minutes of silence?

      Wouldn't it be cool if we could convert the energy from our inertia to something else? if it was only possible to dampen intertia.... we would need some sort of 'Brake' or something... Or perhaps some sort of bag in our cars that fill with some gas if our cars impact something. yeah, that would be cool, if it were only possible.

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    17. Re:how warp drive works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Simple concept: When travelling faster than light, dont use weapons that can only move at light speed."

      umm, regardless of speed, light will travel away from you at the speed of light. It has to do with your reference, not your speed.

    18. Re:how warp drive works by xaaronx · · Score: 1

      Yes, you're very smart. You sure did impress us.

      Seriously, reach behind you and yank that stick out. I mean, this is Slashdot: EVERYBODY HERE KNOWS THERE'S NO SOUND IN SPACE. WE'VE ALL KNOWN THAT SINCE WE WERE WETTING OUR BEDS.

      Nobody's impressed by your talk of the absurdity of Star Trek technical terms or how great "real physics" is. Calm down.

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    19. Re:how warp drive works by epiphani · · Score: 1

      The speed of light, sir, is a constant. It doesnt go faster just because the source is in motion.

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  118. Don't Be a Git by virg_mattes · · Score: 3, Funny

    > I want to see them try this with the Borg cube.

    Fool. Borg cubes travel in transwarp conduits. They don't have to deal with this sort of problem. Fool. Federation fool.

    Virg

    1. Re:Don't Be a Git by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it suffers from the temporal stresses (see "Shatterered" in Voyager).

    2. Re:Don't Be a Git by thirdofnine · · Score: 0
      This discussion is irrelevant, you will be assimilated, resistance is futile.

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  119. One true faith by tengwar · · Score: 1

    Never mind this waste of time - show us what a White Star will do on full burn.

  120. Scratch monkeys by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    Who the hell cares what it can do in a wind tunnel? A wind tunnel means there is an atmosphere, which there isn't in space. This makes no sense and is a waste of time. Morons.

    Because it is a good way to test the equipment without putting in jeopardy any test model you care about. And having some geeky fun while you do it.

    Would it be any better if they were testing the performance at Mach 5 of a model of the Batmobile?

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    1. Re:Scratch monkeys by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Would it be any better if they were testing the performance at Mach 5 of a model of the Batmobile?

      Actually, the should have checked my penis.

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    2. Re:Scratch monkeys by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Oh how I wish I had thought instead to say, "Would it be any better if they were testing the performance at Mach 5 of a model of the Mach 5?"

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  121. He also has trouble remembering a year back... by cnelzie · · Score: 1

    This isn't the first time and most certainly won't be the last time this is posted to Slashdot...

    I saw this 'story' last year and the same kind of comments were again repeated... Then again, perhaps the Matrix has been reset...

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  122. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  123. No free lunch by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    There is the matter though that one person's fun activity is another person's expense. Someone had to pay the cost for this and I have a suspicion it wasn't the experimenters.

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    1. Re:No free lunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're right, it was the Australian tax-payer.

      And as an Australian tax-payer who pays several orders of magnitude more tax per year than the couple thousand this excellent experiment cost, I give them post-facto permission to use my money in this fashion.

      So fuck off.

    2. Re:No free lunch by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Obviously you tax dollars don't buy class

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  124. friction in space by minairia · · Score: 1
    You are actually not correct ... there is friction in space from random molecules, dust. etc. At the speeds we can presently reach, this friction does not matter. However, if something starts moving near lightspeed, those small impacts become significant. In fact, the Bussard Ramjet is designed to use just these random molecules as fuel. The site "http://www.itsf.org/brochure/ramscoop.html" describes such a ship far better than I can as follows

    "The ramjet or ram scoop is a device that uses a powerful magnetic field to collect interstellar hydrogen during flight. The greater the speed, the more efficient the collection will be."

    "The Bussard ramjet was proposed by R.W. Bussard in 1960. The original vehicle collects charged particles from interstellar space using a large magnetic scoop, and funnels them to the onboard H-He fusion reactor, where they are converted to fuel. According to Bussard's calculations, a 1000 ton starship with a 100% reactor efficiency, which collects fuel from a medium with 1 charged nucleon/cubic centimetre would accelerate almost indefinitely at 1g. In a year the craft would reach the speed of light and in the subjective lifetime of the crew it would also reach the end of the Universe. The diameter of the scoop would need to be 100 km for this 1000 ton vehicle, if it is to move through a space medium with a density of 1000 atoms/cm3."

    "The top speed of a Bussard ramjet is theoretically very close to the speed of light, but practically it may be hindered by the density of interstellar matter, the drag of the magnetic field and the braking of the incoming protons. The advantage of Bussard ramjets is that they do not need to bring fuel along with them. The downside is that the ramjet will not work from a standstill, but needs a velocity of 4-6% of the speed of light to get the right flux of charged particles to work."

    I'm not an engineer, just a hard SF fan who likes to read up future technologies. I can't argue the fine points of the possibility of actually constructing operating a ship like this ...

  125. bizarre by mantera · · Score: 1

    how noisy is that tube

  126. All the wind in space by jeoin · · Score: 1

    I guess this is usefull if your going to crash the ship into a planet or something.
    Jeoin

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  127. Bundy Binge by Yanray · · Score: 1

    I bet that these guys thought this experiment up after a long Bundaberg Rum binge. All the Alcohol and sugar needed to make yourself stupid and energetic.

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  128. when writers were writers and kirks were.... by Iowaguy · · Score: 1

    Originally, the shows/movies took this into account. You could not hit a warp speed ship with a phaser. This is why you had to drop out of warp to do all the fighting. Ever wonder why Wrath of Khan was all sublight speed? They were thinking at one point, honest. Sadly, I think like everything else, the violated this in Voyager...

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    1. Re:when writers were writers and kirks were.... by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Ever wonder why Wrath of Khan was all sublight speed?

      The battles in Wrath of Khan had nothing to do with not being able to fire weapons at warp speed. Khan disabled the Enterprise while it had its shields down. Kirk hacked into the Reliant's computer and had it lower its shields. He was able to cripple the Reliant at that point. From then on, the battle was between two heavily damaged ships, neither one of which could attain warp drive.

    2. Re:when writers were writers and kirks were.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were never worried about consistency. Consider all the times the writers allowed the ship to transport someone while its shields were up.

    3. Re:when writers were writers and kirks were.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A technique for beaming through shields was explained in TNG "The Wounded"...

  129. Re:A nifty little visualization of a wind tunnel.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL You mean Microsoft's broken outdated IE combined with its equally broken and outdated VM.

    You don't actually surf the web with the piece of garbage do you?

  130. Now, Now... by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    Let's not get out of hand. Firstly, the Falcon and X-wing were atmosphere rated, and second, the TIE fighter was sublight. Not fair at all. The X-wing models stand up very well to regular wind tunnel tests (we did some on hand-built models, although we couldn't get a stable flight airframe) and I'd figure the Falcon would just fall apart in this test because of its rough surface.

    Virg

  131. how fitting... by Blob+Pet · · Score: 1

    as i'm reading this, the bottom of the page says, "I am NOMAD."

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  132. Re:A nifty little visualization of a wind tunnel.. by ElGuapoGolf · · Score: 1

    Dude, I dunno. I downloaded mozilla, and applets work.

    And unlike IE, it's smart enough to only download binary encoded stuff for plugins (ie, your applet, your PDF) once, unlike IE which will download it 2 or 3 times. Great if you're on a dialup.

  133. They got it wrong by zangdesign · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, completely ignoring the fact that the Enterprise is completely fictional, etc., etc., they still didn't get the test right.

    The shape of the warp bubble is what's important, not the shape of the ship. While the bubble follows the general shape of the ship, it does not conform to the outer hull in the way that the test represents.

    OK, enough of that. Back to arguing about how a transporter works.

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  134. I GOT A GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ASS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go Star Trek!

  135. Patronizing Star Trek fans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "A crucial design point is the avoidance of 'shock-shock' interactions where one shock wave hits another directly in front of the body. If this were to occur there would be catastrophic consequences for space-time in these regions." ...please.

  136. The Enterprise Can Travel Mach 5 YAY! by LamerX · · Score: 1

    Still No Cure for Cancer...

    1. Re:The Enterprise Can Travel Mach 5 YAY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is that wind tunnel research holds the cure for cancer?

  137. HOLY FUCK - Nerd Alert = Defcon 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen some nerdy shit in my days, but this takes the cake.

  138. So let's get this straight... by Junta · · Score: 1

    If you *had* a holodeck, you would feasibly use it to simulate sitting at a computer posting to slashdot? That's pretty lame, there are far more interesting things that could be done with a holodeck.

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    1. Re:So let's get this straight... by pboulang · · Score: 1

      fershizzle. . .

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    2. Re:So let's get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my nizzle

    3. Re:So let's get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you *had* a holodeck, you would feasibly use it to simulate sitting at a computer posting to slashdot? That's pretty lame, there are far more interesting things that could be done with a holodeck

      While it may seem mundane to you, here in the 24th century we call it "historical research". Excuse me, I have to go and change the carburator on my 1969 Camaro now...

    4. Re:So let's get this straight... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      If you *had* a holodeck, you would feasibly use it to simulate sitting at a computer posting to slashdot?

      The posting to Slashdot is real, but the feudal Japanese palace that he's posting from is a simulation.

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  139. Warp not Mach by Flammon · · Score: 1

    The Enterprise travels at Warp speed, not Mach. Let's see what happens to this plastic model at Warp 5 ;)

  140. Re:A nifty little visualization of a wind tunnel.. by hexhacker · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's JVM always gave me problems back before I dumped *doze on the whole... Opera and Mozilla worked fine for me, as did Safari on my Mac.... I think I waited a whole two seconds... =)

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  141. Can I get a job there... by stretch0611 · · Score: 1

    I wish that I can get a job testing my sci-fi toys out in a wind tunnel.

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  142. Enterprise rules by ccarson · · Score: 1

    T'Pol is hot!

  143. tea? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    No, no, son, red-shirts drink *Scotch*! (see also: Montgomery Scott, the 9-fingered UberEngineer!)

  144. However.... by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    How does the Mach 5 handle at Mach 5?

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  145. who was the designer though? by cyfer2000 · · Score: 1

    hey, could anybody told me who was the designer? Great job.

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  146. Sure, But what of Radar? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    The SR71 has a very low radar profile. The hood ordiment would make you that much more visible. Not like any missle could hit you, but if you are trying to be discreet You'll blow your cover. Now mod me up +2 UltraGeek. Don't ya think there should be an UltraGeek option when moderating? Especially, for these threads. It could be like funny, but Geekier. Much Geekier. UltraGeekier!

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    1. Re:Sure, But what of Radar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but that doesn't hold a candle to the ubergeek.

    2. Re:Sure, But what of Radar? by volkris · · Score: 1

      So radar operators would see nothing but a little Enterprise flying through the atmosphere.

      I don't know, that might actually be better. Instead of reporting a vague atmospheric disturbance the operator would have to report that he sees the Enterprice entering his airspace. Imaging the paperwork on that.

      (note: yes, it is all a joke)

    3. Re:Sure, But what of Radar? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      That happened to back in 1966. Didn't you read it in the papers?

      That was the same week that Weekly World News ran the story about the voice-activated typewriter being developed in secret by the government.

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  147. Much better site found, link inside by nxs212 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    http://www.rz.rwth-aachen.de/vr/ more interesting site than posted on /.
    regarding THIS article:
    1. Their tiny model would not predict how "life-size" Enterprise would behave, as far as dynamics are concerned. Since no one can afford to build an actual 1:1 model (or wind tunnel big enough), everything should have been done in mCAD, Autocad w/ plugins or something else. Figure out how dense and thick the hull is and you are all set. Guesstimate tensile strength and properties of the "alloy" or use something that we already have on earth.
    2. Warp engines work by warping space around them and not by pushing or propelling ship's body. So, no, warp5 and mach5 are totally different.

  148. Re:I thought that was what the deflector array did by SlayerofGods · · Score: 0

    That is what the deflector array does, but admiting we know that would make us seem like nerds hehe :)

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  149. Tested in air? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Comeon, theres no air in space!!

    Whats the point of testing it in a windtunnel????

  150. I see where they're going, they won't get there. by blair1q · · Score: 1

    Let's suspend our disbelief for a second and forget that the limitation at the speed of light is due to energetic constraints and not simply to the appearance of shockwaves, as occurs at the speed of sound.

    They say that Mach Number is analogous to Warp Factor. Mach 5 being like Warp 5 and therefore half of the Enterprise's rated limit of Warp 10.

    Presumably they're studying the standing shockwave pattern around the vessel, looking at where the crests and valleys attach to the hull, nacelles, etc., to see if that causes improper loads (supersonic aircraft designers have to "tune" the positions of edges and control surfaces so that the standing shockwaves don't amplify drag, eliminate lift, induce vibrational feedback, etc). Which is a reasonable thing to do; they're checking whether the fictional vessel could be said to have been properly designed to handle the shockwaves encountered if light produces shockwaves (which it does when particles enter media with lower speed of light than the medium they came from; see http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe =UTF-8&safe=off&q=cerenkov+radiation&btnG=Google+S earch).

    The only problem is, the Mach number is a simple multiple of the local speed of sound, while the Warp Factor is the square root of a multiple of the speed of light. So to find out what happens at Warp 5 they would have to study the analogous Mach 25 to get the correct results.

    (removes pointy latex ears)

  151. YOU'RE A GIRL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    please substitute the word "stupid" for "misguided." also substitute "I am a raging sissy with dirty brit leanings" for "How bout next time you don't be a coward, let's see how you are puta." And let's also substitute "Without Slashdot, I cry all day long." for "Don't care too much about karma." And substitute ", I really don't know because I'm simply THIS STUPID!" for "?". Correct "the images" with "the fact that I don't know anything before making a stupid post. I acknowledge now that I am dumb and don't realize how Google caches anything. I would like to apologize to everyone who has ever had to read any post I have made and promise never to post to Slashdot ever again."

    So your post would go something like this...

    "piss off mate. That is not what it was about. Without Slashdot, I cry all day long. How was saying more effective rude & obnoxious, I really don't know because I'm simply THIS STUPID! It was merely stupid. It would be more difficult to /. google than it would be to take out his host. That was my point. The fact remains that I did not take into consideration the fact that I don't know anything before making a stupid post. I acknowledge now that I am dumb and don't realize how Google caches anything. I would like to apologize to everyone who has ever had to read any post I have made and promise never to post to Slashdot ever again. Plain and simple. I am a raging sissy with dirty brit leanings"

    1. Re:YOU'RE A GIRL!!! by johndoesovich · · Score: 1

      If I were a girl, I'd be a lesbian. Your post is pretty funny, I'd mod you up if I had points.

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    2. Re:YOU'RE A GIRL!!! by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      If I were a girl, I'd be a lesbian. Your post is pretty funny, I'd mod you up if I had points.

      That should win some sort of troll award. It was funny as hell. :) Pure troll, but still pretty funny. (Ok, not pure troll, because pure troll would require a registered username so you can post at +1 by default)

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  152. If you really like this stuff by rabel · · Score: 0

    Check out NOVA tonight and next Tuesday night. Explains how one would take ship up to such high speeds (among other things). Warning, serious geek stuff inside:

    Elegant Universe

  153. Re:How useless by digitect · · Score: 1

    You are so right. I can't imagine anything else these guys have done that would have given them the amount of publicity they received today!

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  154. Ha! What a bunch of lamerz. by blair1q · · Score: 1


    I took the Mach 5 up to Warp 6.

  155. OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by b-baggins · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Interstellar vacuum holds about 1 atom of hydrogen per cubic centimeter.

    According to the Star Trek encyclopedia, a ship's speed = (warp factor)^3 x c.

    So, warp 10 is 1000c.

    This translates to 3x10^11 meters per second or 3 x 10 ^13 cm/s

    This means, each second, 3x10^13 atoms of hydrogen are impacting each square centimeter of the ship.

    This gives us a total kinetic energy of 22.95 kJ/s for each square meter of the ship.

    Let's see what that would do to Ten forward's windows, which are made from Transparent Aluminum:

    Let's assume the windows are ten centimeters thick. A one meter square slab would then have the following properties:

    Mass: 270 Kg
    Specific Heat: 243 kJ/K
    Melting point: 933.52 K
    Heat of Fusion: 1.08E+05 kJ

    If you run the numbers you'll find that, at warp 10, the windows of Ten Forward will rise from a space normal temperature of 4K to the melting point of 933.52 K in 2.73 hours.

    Assuming the soft metal didn't blow out at this point, the windows would gradually melt away over the next 1.31 days.

    Mind you, this is in the deepest interstellar space where hydrogen molecules are at their thinnest.

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    1. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing they have the SIF!

      (Structural Integrity Field)

    2. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you run the numbers you'll find that, at warp 10, the windows of Ten Forward will rise from a space normal temperature of 4K to the melting point of 933.52 K in 2.73 hours.

      You did an excellent job, so good a job that I hesitate to point out what you missed. But I will anyway.

      The deflector dish pushes those particles to the side, creating an aerodynamic pocket and preventing those atoms from impacting in the first place.

      But how about on impulse? A ship is supposed to be able to travel at impulse speeds without a working deflector dish, and still do some distance.

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    3. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wait, but aren't you neglecting the nuclear reactions that'd be happening from slamming hydrogen into aluminum at 1000c?

    4. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming the soft metal didn't blow out at this point, the windows would gradually melt away over the next 1.31 days.

      You forget why the Enterprise windows don't blow out -

      wizards.

    5. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      You forgot to take into consideration the fact that during that 2.73 hours the enterprise gets to radiate some of that energy back into space, didn't you? aluminum radiates heat fairly well. don't forget that this "wind" will also cool the craft. Or did you take that into account already? IANAMOP
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    6. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by Darkelf · · Score: 1

      remember, they are in a warp bubble.

      if you take Warp 10 as valid, then you may as well take the concept of a bubble enclosure around the hull of the ship too.

      Just trying to stay consistend (if that is possible when talking about a ST universe)...

      -elf

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    7. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by bluesky74656 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You forgot that they re-wrote the warp speed tables between TOS and TNG. See here for the comparison. According to the new chart, Warp 10 means that you exist in all places in the universe simultaneosly, at which point, you'd have more to worry about than the strength of the windows in Ten Forward.

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    8. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by irving47 · · Score: 1

      That would all be fine and dandy if not for the deflector dish, as pointed out by the previous posts, and the fact that the Enterprise is not in 'normal space' where the same laws of physics apply. It's in Subspace. That's part of what the nacelles are for.

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    9. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When a rock enters the atmosphere and hurls towards earth, no "wind" get it to cool down. I suppose that the same phenomenon is happening here.
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    10. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by orthogonal · · Score: 2, Funny

      [Snip: lots of erudite calculations about a fictional spaceship, concluding with:]
      If you run the numbers you'll find that, at warp 10, the windows of Ten Forward will rise from a space normal temperature of 4K to the melting point of 933.52 K in 2.73 hours.


      And not only that! Did you know the Ringworld is unstable!?

    11. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Breaking protocol here, but it was just a fun way to waste some time with a little classical physics.

      In reality, none of the calculations make much sense because the hydrogen atoms would be moving at superluminary speeds, so we'd have to do all that relativistic stuff, and anyway, it's just a TV show, and it was a boring day at work, and since we're letting the ship go faster than light anyway, why worry about the impact of interstellar hydrogen, etc, etc, etc.

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    12. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by paganizer · · Score: 1

      But we're talking about the REAL Star Trek, not the touchy-feelie politically correct sequel.

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    13. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but you haven't taken into account the effects of the warp field and the field generated from the main deflector disk. Need I remind you, that the main deflector disk's purpose is to ensure an ambient environment around the Enterprise. Hence windows in Ten Forward would remain intact.

      Do try to pay attention in future, you syphalitic whore.

    14. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few points.

      1) The Enterprise has a deflector dish and nested static fields. The static fields are to repel tiny particles such as space dust, hydrogen atoms, etc. The deflector dish is there to repel larger objects, to "deflect" larger objects.

      2) Hydrogen is actually pulled into the bussard collectors. Can't remember exactly how they do it beyond putting holes in the static field and allowing the hydrogen to pass into the collector.

      Again, all fictional, but the next generation technical manual does a decent job of trying to put physics in an imaginary universe.

    15. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny. I don't remember seeing Ten-Forward on Kirk's ship.

      Ooooh, BURN!

    16. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      "They've gone PLAID!"

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    17. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by spamchang · · Score: 1

      i seriously doubt ten-forward's windows are merely transparent aluminum. if you find it in writing, let me know.

    18. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by snartal · · Score: 0

      Aluminum actually radiates heat pretty poorly, however, you can approximate everything to a black body which radiates based on the difference of the temperature of the aluminum^4 and the ambient temperature^4 (where the ambient temperature is 3 K)

    19. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Of course, there in a warp bubble, which presumably protects them because there not in 'normal' space. The mention that in some episode or another.

      This post was in the context of a star trek discussion, so please, no posts telling me it's not real, I know that, my kids know that.

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    20. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by ViperG · · Score: 1

      They don't actually say what the windows are made of in any of the TNG episodes. In generations, the window above the bridge shatters (glass).

      But in the original star trek movies, scotty gives away clear aluminum technology back. It's assumed all the windows are made using clear aluminum, or something similure, but definetly not glass.

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    21. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did they change the ships name to 'Heart of Gold' as well?

    22. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by thirdofnine · · Score: 0
      May I also point out that in ST Voyager, the Year of Hell, Voyager began to fall apart due to the deflector not working.

      It was not until Janeway got the deflector back online manually did the enterprise stop falling apart.

      I hope this answers the question on the use of the deflector to stop space ripping the ship apart.

      Third of Nine

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    23. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by thirdofnine · · Score: 0
      Voyager stop falling apart.

      Ooops

      Third of Nine

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    24. Re:OK. I just had to run the numbers on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One should re-watch TNG "The Battle" in relation warp and space dust.

  156. Re:A nifty little visualization of a wind tunnel.. by McCarr · · Score: 1

    Well, that's a little more trouble than it's worth. The page killed Moz 1.5 dead on my win2k box

  157. Actually by MassD · · Score: 2, Informative

    Space isn't a vacuum... there is a small amount of gas, mostly hydrogen, floating around even in the most desolate regions.. Its small, something on the order of one molecule per liter or something like that. So there is a TEENY TINY bit of pressure in space, that will come into play at high speeds. I would think that under extremely high speeds, even sub-light speeds, the drag created would actually be surprisingly large.

  158. How fast is warp speed? by OSeXy · · Score: 1

    Let's say in comparison to the speed of light. I thought originally "warp 1" was the equivelant to 186,000 miles per second, so warp 5 would be five times the speed of light. Am I correct in assuming a light year is the distance one would travel, if they were going the speed of light for 365 days?

    1. Re:How fast is warp speed? by DeathPenguin · · Score: 1

      You are correct that a light year is the distance they would travel if at 'warp 1' for 365 days.

      Go here if you want the Star Trek definitions for the warp scale. Obviously, 5x, 10x, hell even 100x would be too slow to take the Enterprise across the Milky Way in a hurry.

    2. Re:How fast is warp speed? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Only they redefined the scale so 'Warp 10' was a lot faster than it was in the original series.

      *hangs head in shame*

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    3. Re:How fast is warp speed? by Kryptic+Knight · · Score: 1
      As I remember (and someone please do feel free to flame me if I'm wrong), in Star Trek The Original Series the warp scale was the cube of warp factor.


      Thus warp 3 was 3x3x3=27 times light speed.


      Theoretically vessels could just carry on up the warp scale. The old enterprise (pre=refit 1701) has a cruising speed of Warp 7ish and a top speed of about warp 9. The Kelvins ? (invaders from Andromeda did a temporary refit and maxed the speed out even higher .. but helpfully removed all of their speed boost for the next episode.


      This was revised in Next Generation to be on a strange curving / log chart.


      Warp 10 is 'infinite' speed or the boundary to transwarp speeds depending on which episode you watch.


      Very high non-integer warp speeds are very very fast. For instance warp 9.99999 is way way faster than Voyager's max of 9.975.


      Generally this means that at low warp speeds in NextGen+era they are going slower than Original-Series-era ships, however when Voyager is cruising along at warp 8 its going a heck of a lot fast than the good old Enterprise-1701.


      Interestingly the offical website doesn't appear to make any reference to the old style warp computation.

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  159. Best of both worlds. by LibertineR · · Score: 1

    Phasers and Photon torpedoes were used at Warp Speeds in "Best of Both Worlds", when the Enterprise was running from the Borg cube, right before they latched on with their tractor beam, knocked them out of warp, beamed over and stole Picard.

    1. Re:Best of both worlds. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Phasers and Photon torpedoes were used at Warp Speeds in "Best of Both Worlds", when the Enterprise was running from the Borg cube, right before they latched on with their tractor beam, knocked them out of warp, beamed over and stole Picard.

      Also, in Star Trek: THe Motion Picture, when they fucked up the warp engines and an asteroid got in front of them, Kirk ordered phasers to destroy it because it was standard procedure. Phasers can be recharged, but photon torpedoes are limited stock. Decker belayed the order, of course, because the phasers had been routed through the warp engines in order to boost power to both the warp engines and the phasers (a stupid idea, obviously the physics of star trek might be "well thought out", but the engineering wasn't) and firing the phasers at that point would've killed EVERYONE!

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    2. Re:Best of both worlds. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Voyager's One episode, the phaser beam was shown to be a conduit or artificial pipe i.e. it enables the Borg Sphere to use this pipe to damage Voyager without hitting Voyager's shields.

    3. Re:Best of both worlds. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      In Voyager's One episode, the phaser beam was shown to be a conduit or artificial pipe i.e. it enables the Borg Sphere to use this pipe to damage Voyager without hitting Voyager's shields.

      Borg Phasers != Starfleet Phasers

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  160. You're both wrong! by JoshWurzel · · Score: 1

    You've got to modify the deflector dish to emit an inverse tachyon pulse. Geez, its like I'm the only one here who graduated from the Daystrom Institute...

    ...What?! Okay so it was UC Berkeley with a minor in watching too much SpikeTV.

    1. Re:You're both wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you're from the future, your minor can't be watching too much SpikeTV, because it just became that recently. ..you aren't from the future, are you?

  161. Testing...testing...1..2..3.. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    I think Niomi Watts needs to test me

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  162. Warp drive and the interstellar environment by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

    frankly, I'm wondering how they'd stop a hydrogen buildup similar to a sonic boom from forming and causing some real damage to the systems they're travelling to or past

    What episode of TNG was it where it was discovered that high warp speeds *did* cause permanent damage to interstellar "ecosystems"? As I recall, it was an interesting allegory of "freedom fighter" vs. "terrorist", with the planet's scientists (all two of them, as usual) split on how to convince Federation starships to slow the hell down.

    In the end, one of the scientists demonstrated the problem the hard way, blowing himself up in the process, and the Federation imposed a speed limit (warp 5, wasn't it?) unless there were a lights-and-sirens emergency. I always wondered how the Federation would enforce such a limit, especially on folks like the Klingons and Borg who never showed much use for the Federation's benign dictatorship.

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    1. Re:Warp drive and the interstellar environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Warp 5 "speed limit" was localized to the area of the subspace tear. They had no need to negotiate with other species as it was not a universal edict to slow down, merely that ships in that region slow down.

    2. Re:Warp drive and the interstellar environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Borg's primary propulsion systems use transwarp. They only drop down to regular warp to chase down the Enterprise. And of course, they'd never use it to get to Earth, thus allowing for a dramatic defense sequence.

    3. Re:Warp drive and the interstellar environment by quixar · · Score: 1

      Actually, with the advent of the next-generation variable warp field coils, the damage done to subspace was at the very leaste minimized to a level that Starfleet apparently found acceptable. The Intrepid class's swiveling nacelle pylons were apparently part of the beta testing. Once the Sovereign and newer classes were appearing, the new design had been perfected and the pylons no longer needed to swivel. *re-cloaks and resumes lurking*

  163. Star Trek Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  164. Thus sayeth the Slashdotter... by halivar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kind of like paying to go to a Trekkie convention and laughing at the guy who has a slide rule in his pocket.

  165. chmod a+x by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    You need permissions, man, or else you'll be here a long time. . .

  166. Re:A nifty little visualization of a wind tunnel.. by cuban321 · · Score: 1

    Works fine on Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.6a) Gecko/20031019 Firebird/0.7+. ;)

    Daniel

  167. Amusing Article, but short on Science by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

    Considering that Warp mechanics is nothing more than a phrase in the Star Trek writer's guide, it was rather disappointing to see the total lack of science relating their gas velocity and density to theorectical warp speeds. (a misnomer actually since there IS NO theory, but let it pass). So essentially while an entertaining exercise it's on the level of innumerable twinkie experiments. Amusing and clever use of lab equipment, but no real science at all.

    There actually was a rather good sf novel by Forward I think some years back which illustrates what kind of damage one could do merely by slamming a small ship sized mass into a planet at fairly reasonable sublight speeds. The results aren't pretty.

  168. Shouldn't the topic be .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Model of the Enterprise tested up to Mach 5 ... no word on how long the television show will last before it is cancelled.

  169. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  170. To hell with Voyager - Mach-test Seven's ass! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As we all know, Seven of Nine had the finest turd-cutter on series television. Let's see what kind of shock wave pattern THAT would generate!

  171. Aerodynamic spaceship? by a1cypher · · Score: 1

    Does it really matter whether or not an intergalactic space ship is aerodynamic? I mean, honestly, if they have enough resources to waste to even consider launching the thing from a plannet, I dont think they need to worry too much about aerodynamics. Look at the borg cube, now theres efficiency. They dont give a damn about aerodynamics cause they are in space. he he he.

    I guess what I am trying to say is that I am all for stackable spaceships!

  172. Incorrect; hydrogen causes resistance. by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    Although the density of interstellar matter is very low, as the spaceship accelerates, the apparent density increases drastically. Compare this to a descending orbital craft that encounters immense atmospheric resistance, while an airplane easily survives sea-level flight at much lower speed. Thus, it really does make sense to build aerodynamic spaceships.

  173. Re:A nifty little visualization of a wind tunnel.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. The astroturfers have successfully infiltrated the community of score +5 AC trolls. Is nothing sacred?

  174. Yes, technically "Warp sustainer motors"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    according to the Tech Manual. Essentially they maintain a small warp bubble around the torpedo for a short time after firing.

  175. Re:A nifty little visualization of a wind tunnel.. by vivek7006 · · Score: 1

    No you dont.

    You dont have to do shit. I am ruuning mozilla-1.5 and it renders the applet just fine. So stop trolling

  176. Attention by stonetoad · · Score: 1

    While I am surprised how many of you know Star Trek ship mechanics, I have to just announce: THE ENTERPRISE DOESN'T EXIST!! IT'S JUST A MADE UP VEHICLE, SO ALL THE PARTS YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT DONT EXIST AS WELL. THIS MEANS THAT WHEN WE DO HAVE A STARSHIP IT WILL BEHAVE COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY. By the way, only guy I give props to is the guy who calculated out the stress capabilities of the transparent aluminum against the cosmic hydrogen atoms, good work man.

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  177. Remember the Enterprise Model Rocket? by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1

    Estes made an Enterprise model rocket (do a google image search and you'll see it). It looked pretty cool. I didn't think it would fly very well, and I was right. It didn't make it to Mach 5... it didn't make it off the launch pad. Well, the hull did, but the disc and both nacells broke off just after launch.

    Was anyone else dumb enough to launch it?

    They made a KBC as well... I think that one actually flew pretty well.

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  178. Can you DEFLECT with a DEFLECTOR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok genius.... in my best convention voice .

    If you'd read the bloody encyclopedia, you'd know that there is no impact on ten forward's windows.

    THAT'S WHAT THE FRIGGIN _DEFLECTOR_ DISH IS FOR!!

    Or did you think it was a superfluous addition like the wings on a caddilac, specifically installed to allow clever plot twists such as.... 'borg, call home'.

  179. useless science rocks! by dpa_kork · · Score: 1

    wasn't there a debate about navel fluff a few weeks ago? ;)

  180. Some days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Slashdot is too geeky even for me.

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  181. which class enterprise would be best? by irving47 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hate to say it, but NX class Enterprise/NX-01 (ST: Enterprise) would probably give them all a run for their money in the wind tunnel.
    I suppose Galaxy class/NCC-1701-D would give it a run for its money, anyway. Maybe Sovereign class/NCC-1701-E, too... (The movies after Generations)
    Excelsior class (-B) (From Generations beginning) and Ambassador class (TNG: Yesterday's Enterprise) (-c) seem a bit blockier.
    Since nobody else seemed to mention it, the one used in the test was the refit Constitution class. Either NCC-1701 or NCC-1701-A from movies 1 through 6

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    1. Re:which class enterprise would be best? by irving47 · · Score: 1

      Oh, and to answer a common question: My last date... Well... I don't remember. Does the Russian bride count?

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    2. Re:which class enterprise would be best? by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      Star Trek: Enterprise is still not well accepted by real trekkies because, well, it's crap. Let's just ignore it, shall we?

    3. Re:which class enterprise would be best? by irving47 · · Score: 1

      I agree, but had to put it in there for the sake of completion. Plus, the ship IS pretty decent looking... But then, I like the Akira class a lot, too...

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    4. Re:which class enterprise would be best? by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      Yes, it looks nice, but it was supposed to have been designed BEFORE its descendant. Kind of odd that it looks more MODERN, don't you think?

      But maybe we can explain it away by saying that it was just a design fad. Or maybe we can say that Star Trek as we see is just a symbolic reinterpretation of the stories, and that the appearance of the special effects were limited by the resources of the times: that the NCC-1701 didn't actually look like it did, and looked more like the new old Enterprise.

      But it's still a bad series.

  182. Re:A nifty little visualization of a wind tunnel.. by burtonator · · Score: 1

    > In Mozilla, you need to download the newest CVS
    > build. Then, apply the patch described in
    > attachment #15 to bug #1378805. Then recompile
    > with the APPLET_EXP_SUPPORT flag turned on. Run
    > the moztest_applet_enable program to fix the
    > resultant binary, and you're all set!

    Or... you could just download Mozilla 1.5 and then click on one of these XPIs that install java from one click.

    But maybe you're a masochist :)

    Java support on Mozilla COULD be better. It really isn't Mozilla's problem... mostly SUNs.

    That said a lot of us are trying to push for better Java support within Mozilla. This is why we created the java.mozdev.org project.

  183. Another study by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 1

    How about this one....

    How would KITT do on "Who wants to be a Millionaire"?

    Study A:
    Scientific studies show that KITT had a larger vocabulary than most computerized cars of his era -- so we think he could get at least to $250K without using any of his lifelines.

    Study B:
    Our team of scientists got sidetracked in discussing who would win between batman or aquaman...so we were never sble to finish the study.

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  184. Yeah, no kidding! by Cyno · · Score: 1

    OF COURSE the Enterprise isn't designed to enter atmosphere. Its also a fictional vehicle.

    Voyager would have been a better test.

  185. Oooo by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    Pretty desktop wallpaper! Me want higher resolution piccie!

  186. Hey TACO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get that cock out of your mouth...filthy bastard.

  187. Re:I thought that was what the deflector array did by G-funk · · Score: 1


    NEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd!
    < /homer>

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  188. Re:A nifty little visualization of a wind tunnel.. by ralphclark · · Score: 1

    I'm running a vanilla mozilla 1.5 build from SuSE on my old SuSE 8.1 box and the applet worked fine for me. I didn't have to change a thing.

  189. Re:A nifty little visualization of a wind tunnel.. by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

    I'm running Mozilla 1.5 on NT4. There is no way short of recompiling (maybe) to make applets work.

  190. Re:A nifty little visualization of a wind tunnel.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uhhhh... joke

  191. Mach Not Warp by hhawk · · Score: 1

    my understanding was:

    Mach 1 = Warp 1
    Mach 2 = Warp 2
    Mach 4 = Warp 3
    Mach 8 = Warp 4
    Mach 16 = Warp 5

    Or something like that, but that there wasn't a 1:1 ratio between Warp and Mach

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  192. Hauled Away As Garbage by Ranger · · Score: 1

    After seeing that last picture of the destroyed Enterprise hit by space junk. I am reminded of the prelude to the fight scene in the classic Trek episode Trouble With Tribbles:

    Korax: We like the Enterprise - we really do.....that sagging old rust bucket is designed like a garbage scow! Half the quadrant knows it - that's why they're learning to speak Klingonese!

    Scotty: Laddy, don't you think you should rephrase that?

    Korax: You're right - I should....I didn't mean that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage.....I meant it should be hauled away AS garbage.

    SMASH! BOOM! CRASH!

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  193. The costs by dbIII · · Score: 1
    Helium: A couple of bucks worth.

    Thin steel sheet for valves: Around a dollar.

    Wear and tear on the shock tunnel: Insignificant.

    Graduate Students Time: Almost nothing.

    Web Page: Priceless

  194. Shields by obeythefist · · Score: 0

    Were the shields up or down on the model? That would affect wind resistance. Did it have a warp bubble?

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  195. Right ship, wrong movie... by Dhraakellian · · Score: 1

    The "Original" USS Enterprise (NCC-1701 after refit) did enter the atmosphere of the Genesis Planet in Star Trek III.

    Of course, this was after having its saucer section and various other parts blown up by the auto-destruct sequence. (which leads me to wonder why the auto-destruct wasn't a little more thorough in the first place, leaving that much ship behind)

    It would be interesting to see how the partially destroyed USS Enterprise would have survived in the wind tunnel.

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  196. Re:How useless by jgardn · · Score: 1

    Whew! You almost gave away the secret of advanced science.

    I'm not going to tell you non-scientists our there the secret.

    Nope. I won't.

    Alright, here's the secret. All scientists are really little boys who play with really awesome toys that do really cool things. Next time you visit a lab, ask them to show you around. They might try to pull the serious tone, "Oh yes, this device is used to calibrate the thermometers at extreme temperatures", but that's just scientist talks for "Dude, this thing gets so cold you wouldn't freaking believe it! It makes this great sucking sound too, and all this steam comes off of it and ice forms and there's this doohicky that beeps!" It's exactly like a true motorhead or computer geek saying "0-60 in 2.4 seconds, no lie!" or "3.4 GHz max!"

    That's the secret. All scientists are little boys playing with toys that are so incredibly awesome you would drool to see what they can do.

    This scientist was playing with a toy that makes wind speed of MACH 5!!!! IS THAT FREAKING COOL OR WHAT!!! Oh, I'm sorry. The speeds are used to measure the aerodynamic properties of object at excessive velocities. DUDE, MACH 5 IS FASTER THAN THE SR-71! BULLETS DON'T EVEN GO THAT FAST! IT IS SO FREAKING FAST WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT YET! I wonder what it would do to the starship Enterprise... hum...

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  197. Dilemma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I laughing with you or at you?

  198. Just so you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For reference, it was a die cast model made after the first film by a company called Majorette, perhaps three inches long. No plastic model would stand up to mach 5.

    Now, does anyone have an old Dinky Toys die cast model of Thunderbird 2 that can be sent for wind tunnel testing? I've always wondered what releasing the pod would do for the aerodynamics...

  199. Re:How useless by DaytonCIM · · Score: 1

    Wow. When you post outside of the JEs you take a lot of shit. Get back in here where it's safe! ;)

  200. Re:How useless by FortKnox · · Score: 1

    LMAO. Nwahhh... I was just in a pissy mood that day and talked some shit. Seeing as people are safe from physical harm on the internet, they talk all kinda shit.

    But I kinda deserved it for bein an ass.

    It was bad days like this that made me popular ;-)

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