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  1. What happened to monitors on shopping carts? on Grocery Store "Smart Shelves" Will Identify Customers, Show Targeted Ads · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember that was coming to a store near you several years ago. Sensors embedded in the aisles would trigger ads to be played on the monitor as the cart came into range. At the time, I remember thinking what a shame it would be if the monitor got cracked as I throwing a can of beans into the cart. In any case, I've never seen these actually in use.

  2. Re:Is this.... on TEPCO Workers Remove Wrong Pipe Get Splashed With Radioactive Water · · Score: 1

    The goggles! They do nothing!

  3. Re:But but but...... on Chris Kraft Talks About The Decline of NASA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You realize that the rockets and the moon landers were built with government, i.e., NASA, money, don't you? Do you think Rockwell, Boeing, North American, Grumman, or the myriad other contractors would have built the things they did without the fire hose of money coming from Kennedy's space program? There certainly were things built that had other, commercial use that might have been funded and built anyway, maybe, but most of that technology had a single purpose and probably would never have be funded internally.

  4. Re:Economic Development Administration? on Got Malware? Get a Hammer! · · Score: 1

    Welcome to the magical world of government contract accounting and a little accounting term we like to call overhead.

  5. A herd of rogue elephants was ready to on Fears of Olympic Cyber Attack Detailed After Snooping Revealed · · Score: 1

    be released into Picadilly Circle by terrorist mahouts.

    We caught wind of this by collecting phone metadata and prevented it from ever happening.

    Prove we didn't.

  6. Its a zero-sum game on TSA Finishes Removing "Virtual Nude" X-Ray Devices From US Airports · · Score: 2

    We are neither safer nor more at risk with these machines gone. As long as we're limited to 1-1/2oz shampoo bottles, we know TSA is on the job.

  7. Re:How about cutting Notes? on Goodbye, Lotus 1-2-3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When my company was bought, the parent company, who uses Notes, put us on Notes. Two years later, we're still fixing issues with the migration. Nobody likes this POS and that includes people in the parent company who've been using it for years.

  8. Re:This has made my day. on Cosmos Remake Coming To Fox In 2014 · · Score: 2

    And Mythbusters has taken to either blowing shit up or shooting guns at something almost every single episode. Hardly the stuff of inspiration.

  9. Time to worry! on Space Station Crew Prepare For Emergency Spacewalk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just a moment...just a moment...I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 ammonia distribution unit. It's going to go a hundred percent failure within 72 hours.

  10. Re:Should Virginia settle with a "take back" offer on Cisco Looking To Make Things Right With West Virginia · · Score: 0

    Wish I had mod points. You hit the nail right on the head.

  11. For those times when you just want to go postal on USPS To Launch Line of Smart Clothing · · Score: 1

    you can now go in style!

  12. ...and they're deadly! on World's Oldest Fossils Found In Australia · · Score: 1

    Like everything else down under, these bacteria coulf kill with big, nasty teeth, poisonous spines, and deadly venom.

  13. I signed up for Mars Two on Over 1000 Volunteers For 'Suicide' Mission To Mars · · Score: 1

    Or, as we like to call it, the B ark. Funny how most of the enlistees are telephone sanitizers, hair dressers, and public relations people.

  14. No, the road to success is to be a pro baller on Just Say No To College · · Score: 1

    Look at the money they paid Lebron James right out of high school. No need to go to Duke or Kentucky.

    Absurd? You bet, but the the analogy is the same. Those who have the talent, motivation, and contacts to start a business without college are out there past the 6 sigma point on the curve just as athletes like James are. For the vast majority, however, going to college to learn your trade and, even more important, learn how to learn is the best path to a successful career.

  15. Most surprising technology on Ask Steve Wozniak Anything · · Score: 2

    Given the state of today's technology, what has been the biggest surprise to you. Something that, 30 years ago, at the dawn of the personal computer, you would have never envisioned as being possible?

  16. Re:Let's cheer for No-bid contracts on State Dept. Cancels $16.5M Kindle Contract · · Score: 1

    Oh, the miracles of buying in quantity!

  17. Re:Let's cheer for No-bid contracts on State Dept. Cancels $16.5M Kindle Contract · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah. I'll be battle-hardened to withstand 20G shock, survive submersion in seawater to 500 feet depth, be rad-hard, and have full-up mil spec documentation. It's yours for $127,343.36 per copy. Do you need the HumVee mounting kit as well?

  18. Worse than Lost on SCO Group Files For Chapter 7 · · Score: 2

    Nobody who died on that show stayed dead. Like SCO, they kept bringing them back for one more episode. Well, its time to let go, SCO. Walk off into that bright light.

  19. Water,, water, water. on Is Phoenix the Next Silicon Valley? · · Score: 1

    The available water is already over-subscribed for the current population and industry of Az and, with the effect of global warming, drought is settling in for the foreseeable future. If all these people are gonna move in, what are they going to drink?

  20. What are they doing about the 76% HW failure rate? on FDA: Software Failure Behind 24% of Last Year's Medical Device Recalls · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It seems like that should be of even more concern.

  21. Re:Never thought.... on Larry Ellison Buys His Own Hawaiian Island · · Score: 2

    The Island of Dr. Ellison : Pig men for all!

  22. Re:Exactly like a Raspberry Pi on Another Raspberry Pi? $49 ARM Single-Board Computer With Android · · Score: 5, Funny

    And like Raspberry Pi, I can't get one anyway.

  23. Forget about it, Jake on Tennessee "Teaching the Controversy" Bill Becomes Law · · Score: 1

    It's Tennessee.

    They got to keep the rubes under control and the best way to do that is to keep 'em stupid and down on their knees.

  24. That's no theory! on Santorum Calls Democrats 'Anti-Science' · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Whatever the bible says about life, the universe, and everything, it is most assuredly NOT a theory in the true scientific sense. It a mix of myths and goatherder tales and is no different in that regard than creation myths from native americans, the incas, or any other religion.

  25. Re:Pathetic on RIAA Chief Whines That SOPA Opponents Were "Unfair" · · Score: 1

    He was gonna use Holocaust but thought that might be a bit rhetorical.