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  1. The familiar meme evolves on Chinese Worm Creator Gets High-Paying Job Offer In Prison · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Lose job.
    2. In despair, write a Windows worm.
    3. PROFIT.
    4. Get caught, go to jail.
    5. ???
    6. PROFIT.

  2. Serious computing indeed on Microsoft No Longer a 'Laughingstock' of Security? · · Score: 1

    There's no question that Microsoft is responsible for some of the most powerful computing initiatives in the world today.

    Redmond's other bots will want to set the record straight.

  3. Re:"Intellectual Property" is a meaningless FUD wo on Don't Take Notes In the Bookstore · · Score: 1

    This is interesting, but the origin of a term doesn't always correspond to fad usage or to a particular fad.

    Such as the FUD fad evinced in recent years by certain litigious corporations.

  4. Re:Sure... on Don't Take Notes In the Bookstore · · Score: 1

    This usage is sloppy and false but it isn't random.

  5. Re:Sure... on Don't Take Notes In the Bookstore · · Score: 1

    What exactly makes it a "buzz word"? People trying to sound important by using it to mean anything they think belongs to them (ISBN numbers), or anything they want shareholders to believe belongs to them. SCO about Linux, Ballmer about Linux... Ballmer about SCO about Linux. ;^)

  6. Re:"Intellectual Property" is a meaningless FUD wo on Don't Take Notes In the Bookstore · · Score: 1

    I don't see how [the term "Intellectual Property"] creates FUD any more than the term "significant other" is FUD. The terms "silly comparison" and "faulty parallelism" don't cause any FUD, either.

  7. Fortunately for America... on Australia Cracked US Combat Aircraft Codes · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Austria" is a friendly OPEC member.

  8. "Intellectual Property" is a meaningless FUD word on Don't Take Notes In the Bookstore · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I agree with RMS on the topic of the term "Intellectual Property".

    It's a FUD term that opportunistic lawyers and unscrupulous corporations (the embarrassingly pathetic SCO) use to justify empty threats and pump-and-dump litigation.

    Patents, copyrights, and trademarks mean something. "Intellectual Property" is the high-ranking corporate imbecile's buzz word of the year.

    The book store has as little "ownership" of the ISBN as they do of the title of the book itself.

  9. You have been warned on Your Chance to be an Astronaut · · Score: 1

    All the "space rendezvous" videos and images have been faked by the same company that faked the moon landing. They are good with Blender and the GIMP. Damned good.

    The truth is out there!

  10. "the vast majority of computer users" on Walt Mossberg Reviews Ubuntu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Amusing. See the subsequent Slashdot article, http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/09/17/1543208.

    It appears that the "vast majority of computer users" are the same ones who are so incompetent that they have surpassed viruses themselves as a source of affliction.

    The "vast majority of computer users" need to learn how to use these complicated machines.

  11. Re:Why? on Richard Stallman Proclaims Don't Follow Linus Torvalds · · Score: 1

    Because he started developing the Linux kernel in a... MADRASSA!

  12. Re:I think Richard isn't getting any on Richard Stallman Proclaims Don't Follow Linus Torvalds · · Score: 1

    Right, to hell with the philosophies and who codes more, let's make this /. discussion one that we can all understand.

    Who is getting more, Torvalds or Stallman? Let the amount of action that these luminaries get be the deciding factor!

  13. Re:Congress provided a shield for this on Software Company Sues Popular Australian Forum · · Score: 1

    It's the wrong country, alright!

    We're talking about AUSTRIA, the OPEC member.

  14. Re:Lotus Notes on IBM Joins OpenOffice.org Community · · Score: 1

    Fork the OO code NOW!

  15. Re:Oh you whinging fanboys! on Storm Worm More Powerful Than Top Supercomputers · · Score: 1

    The fact that there is a Windows-based viral supercomputer is the biggest proof of Microsoft's ineptitude that I have seen. So I thought I'd extend the silly "you'd be a viral supercomputer too if you were a big player" argument.

    But I must have angered all the basement-dwelling, bald-Nathalie-Portman fans. :o)

  16. Re:Oh you whinging fanboys! on Storm Worm More Powerful Than Top Supercomputers · · Score: 1

    I see from your signature that you're a Python fan. In fact, I was trying to do a Cleesian rant. I'm obviously not as funny as Cleese. :o)

  17. Oh you whinging fanboys! on Storm Worm More Powerful Than Top Supercomputers · · Score: 0, Troll
    From TFA:

    Microsoft Windows machines that have been compromised by the virulent Storm worm, which has pounded the Internet non-stop for the past three months.


    Right, I don't want to hear a word from the venomous cake-holes of you loathsome, spotty, basement-dwelling I-own-a-binary-clock, where's-my-Vorbis-support and I-love-you-bald-Nathalie-Portman Linux fanboys who claim this is an example of Windows vulnerability. Because you know damned well that if Linux and OS X were as popular as Windows, they would have there ~own~ virulent super-computing worms to pound the Internet with!

  18. Re:We got some flyin' to do on Air Force Mistakenly Transports Live Nukes Across America · · Score: 1

    From http://www.scifimoviepage.com/drstrang.html :

    Peter Sellers was cast in four roles, but experienced problems when trying to develop a Texas accent for Maj. T.J. "King" Kong. After Sellers broke his ankle, Stanley Kubrick was forced to find another actor. Convinced that nobody could have acted the part as well as Sellers, Kubrick decided to cast someone who naturally fit the role. The producers first approached John Wayne, who did not even bother to respond, and "Bonanza" (1959) star Dan Blocker, who declined the role because of the script's progressive political content. Remembering his work on the western One-Eyed Jacks (1961), Kubrick cast Slim Pickens as Kong, the gung-ho hick pilot determined to drop his bombs at any cost. Pickens was never shown the script nor told it was a black comedy; ordered by Kubrick to play it straight, he played the role as if it were a serious drama - with amusing results.

  19. Transcript of the arresting moment on Australian Comedy Group Prods APEC Security · · Score: 4, Funny

    Guard: Where are you from?
    Australian Mimicking A Canadian: We're the Canadian delegation. Where's the hockey rink?
    Guard: We don't have a hockey rink here, Sir. [Addressing AMAC bin Laden.] Are you from the Middle East, Sir?
    AMAC-BL: Yes, from Montreal.
    Guard: Who is Margaret Atwood?
    AMAC-BL: [pause] She's the wife of Wayne Gretzky.
    Guard: Step out of the car, Sir.

  20. Re: Simpsons quotations on Pink, Blue, and Bad Science · · Score: 1

    Sir, while my peers were watching the Simpsons, I was doing homework.

    Now I depend on Slashdot and Wikipedia for all my facts. ;o)

  21. Re:Heh on Pink, Blue, and Bad Science · · Score: 4, Funny

    The ironing is delicious.


    Alanis Morissette is your soul-mate. (Buy ear plugs.)
  22. America's spineless greedy politicians on Chinese Military Hacked Into Pentagon · · Score: 1

    America's spineless greedy politicians will not disrupt the status quo


    I'm no fan of politicians but if the citizens of a democratic nation don't stand up for anything, they are more despicable than the politicians.
  23. Microsoft and herpes on States Seek More Oversight of Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Rather than saddling Microsoft with some sort of corporate herpes


    Minor Correction:
    "Rather than informing everyone that Microsoft is corporate herpes...
  24. Re: "More like Canada" on HMV Canada Cuts Music CD Prices · · Score: 1

    Thanks for correcting me. You should not have been moderated Off Topic.

    You'd think we could at least lower CD prices for the 47 million Americans who have no health care. There are many artists whose songs are just as effective as a strong anesthesia.

  25. Re: "More like Canada" on HMV Canada Cuts Music CD Prices · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is one of the few times I wish the US could be more like Canada.


    Yeah, I would never want to change the poverty and disastrous education system, the lack of health insurance for most people, the broken two-party political system, the prison system with highest rate of incarceration in the world, military profiteering and the $34 TRILLION debt load...

    But it sure would be great if CDs cost less in the USA.