Hi guys, I've tried to save the article from the slashdotting, please enjoy it. The article text is completely unedited, I swear on that with my Troll pride. We of the trollkin might post goatse links, but we do not break our promises(posting fake links do not count of course). Oh, and I've actually been thinking of trying to get my karma up to excellent. It sounds pretty impossible for someone with a terrible karma though...
Japanese game machine maker Taito said Friday that it plans to restart sales of "Space Invaders" in the United States, almost 25 years after the video game first appeared in arcades.
The classic arcade game centers on a fleet of invading aliens that are looking to take over the Earth, but they must first deal with a lone gunner--the player--who's holed up behind a fragile set of shields. It has been one of the most popular video games of all time since it was developed in 1978.
"There has been a rebirth of classic video games in America," Taito spokesman Kengo Naka said. "We thought it would coincide nicely with the 25th anniversary of its debut in the U.S."
Taito aims to sell 10,000 of the standalone game machines at $2,772 a unit.
Although the game itself will not change, inflation has taken its toll. One play will now cost 50 cents, compared with 25 cents a generation ago.
Because Taito no longer has operations in the United States, the game machines will be made through an OEM (original equipment manufacturer) agreement with game software maker Namco.
Namco, which also has it own classic video game, "Pacman," will handle sales of "Space Invaders" in the United States.
A full grown stallion's cock, when fully erect, will measure some two to three feet long. It can be three to six inches thick at the base, to about two inches thick at the head. Horses are somewhat different from other animals in the way their cock head works. When a horse is fully erect and excited and ready to mount, his cock head is somewhat pointed and not as thick as might be normally observed. This is to facillatate an easier entry into the mare. After the horse has entered and reaches a climax the head swells (though it is more spongy then hard) into a fist sized mass as he ejacultates. It is thought that this serves as a plug to force the semen deep into the mare rather then allowing it to leak out. A full grown stallion can ejaculate about one cup ( 8 ounces ) of semen. It will take quite a few spurts to accomplish this. Each time his tail will raise and lower in a brief flick. The first few jets are of a thin to average consistency of cum. The final few jets are of a thick gelatinous substance... it is thought that this serves to "seal" the mares pussy so that the semen has time to do it's thing before leaking out. Horse semen is extremely viscous, if you touch your finger to a pool of it you can draw a thin string of it five to six feet long! Horse cum has a nice flat taste to it...not at all bitter like man's cum. You can easily drink cups of it with no discomfort.
The Mare - how to do it.
Mares can be quite satisfactory for the average well endowed male. If you are somewhat less developed you might find better pleasure with a pony or Miniature Horse. These are also better as they are lower to the ground. A pony you can fuck standing up. A miniature horse on your knees or squatting depending on the size. A mare will require something to stand on or "platform shoes"...(IE mini stilts to raise you a foot off the ground) so that you can reach her pussy. Fucking any horse will depend on the horse. Some will be ready right away...some will take coaxing. Pet the animal, talk to it softly, spend time with it gaining it's trust. If something you are doing upsets it then don't force it. Talk to it and calm it. If you work slowly you can make an animal accept anything. It is just a question of helping it overcome it's fears. All animals fear man if raised in the wild. How any animal reacts will depend on it's own experiences. If you haved raised the a
I'd really like to take this opportunity to congratulate both the Gentoo devs and the PhysicsWorld devs on a job well done. This is one of the many reasons why I continue to use and recommend Open Source to my friends, my boss, and my colleagues. The community simply does a first rate job of identifying and patching problems in their software. Most commercial software vendors wish they had a track record as good as most of the important open source projects out there.
Keep up the great work, guys! I'm definitely donating to the Gentoo project this Xmas;) It has put the fun back in computing for me.
I'd prefer a normal formal analysis of a normal formal proposal rather than a normal formal normal analysis of a formal proposal normal of the normal formal analysis proposal.
By the way, can someone please register gnuse.cx for me, kthxbai.
NewsForNerds reports: "A teenager at the massive swedish LAN party DreamHack was recently caught masturbating on video. The video can be seen at the website Fiskpinne.com, feel free to enjoy it. The video was shown on the big screen for all the 3000 visitors after it was recorded.
Parody Flash movies in the spirit of Badger have already been created: Bavern Runkar. Do not miss out on them or you might miss the next new Big Thing(tm) on the Interweb Computer Screen(tm).
The culprit obviously tried to hide his actions by pulling his sleeping bag up, but no one could have missed his atrocious deeds.
The teenager, also known as Bavern, was watching something that looked like gay porn, according to witnesses. You can clearly see a man swiftly stroking his huge penis in the movie. Bavern rewinded the porn movie at that moment to catch it again. There are two groups of people right now, anti-masturbation christian heroes and filthy ring-loving hobbitses.
The police comments: 'The video can not be mistaken, this boy will be raped in the ass for the next 5 years. Public masturbation is a serious crime.'."
So, kids, what did we just learn from this? Never masturbate if all you have is a sleeping bag. Just go to the glory holes in the bathroom instead.
Notes for non-Swedish people(write it down, it might come in handy later on in your life): Runka - Masturbate Baver - Beaver
This is what I find is wrong with the open source community nowadays:
Too many developers "scratch the same itch."
Open Source developers love a good feud.
Open Source developers often scratch the wrong itch.
In the Open Source Community, you're either "with us or against us"
The Open Source Community has a huge chip on its shoulder...called Microsoft
James Turner: 5 problems with the Open Source community
There's no question that the Open Source community has a lot going for it. Besides a staggering amount of developer power that can be turned against important problems, the Open Source movement also has a passion and commitment to its work that the commercial software world often envies. But sometimes, the Open Source community can be its own worst enemy. Here are a few reasons why.
1. Too many developers "scratch the same itch."
We hear that Open Source developers come up with new ideas because they "had an itch to scratch." In other words, there was some need they had for a new application, and they "scratched" it by coming up with a tool. The problem is, it's not uncommon to end up with two or three (or more!) different packages doing the same thing. For a specific example, look at what's happened with the Linux sound systems, where there are now several competing packages that have to be supported by each distribution. Or in the Java world, look at how many competing MVC frameworks there are now for JSP development.
A little competition can be a good thing. After all, Linux is all about offering a competing vision for the operating system domain. But when too many competing visions exist, and aren't winnowed down to a small number of options over a short period of time, you end up with a mish-mash of conflicting standards, and a user community that ends up having to download and install a plethora of different packages that all do the same thing.
A perfect example of the "too many itches" syndrome is the absurd number of Linux distributions that exist out there. There's absolutely no reason for there to be more than two or three distributions. And because each one does things slightly differently, we've ended up with the problem that applications and drivers are rarely made available in binary form, because there are too many versions of too many releases of Linux to support.
As an application developer, you would have to provide 5 - 10 different binary installs, one for each distribution. Now multiply that times the five or more active releases of a distribution that may be in active circulation, and you see why so few packages are available as anything but source (especially the most recent releases of packages that have not been compiled and included into Linux distributions yet.)
The next question to consider is, why don't we see more consolidation of technology? The answer: because...
2. Open Source developers love a good feud.
BSD vs Linux. Gnome vs KDE. Debian vs Red Hat. For every interesting Open Source technology, there are two bitterly feuding camps that spend as much time taking potshots at each other as in improving their own products.
It's hard to imagine how much better a lot of Open Source software would be if these groups cooperated and consolidated their efforts, rather than act like the Hatfields and McCoys. Unfortunately, the downside of personal commitment to projects is that people come to use them as a measure of self-worth, and it becomes increasingly difficult for rival groups to admit the good points in each other's efforts.
3. Open Source developers often scratch the wrong itch.
The problem with commercial development is that the developers often aren't the consumers of their products, and thus don't feel the pain of their mistakes. The problem with Open Source development is that the development community often doesn't fix problems or develop new features that aren't direc
Follow the instructions for snail mailing, but do not go to the post office.
Look up the fax number of the nearest RIAA Regional Authority.
Load your fax machine with the paper. (Hint: Most fax machines can only load 10-20 pages at a time. Can you figure out how many batches your MP3s will take. Without using a calculator of course!
By the way, do you know any place you can download illegally translated(unofficial translations are indeed 'illegal', enough to provoke a 100% win lawsuit) copyright-infringing scans of the award winning manga?
Hehe, that's funny:) Mozilla mail, thunderturd, owns that though.
It will be interesting to see how they will handle the spam filtering in Half-Life 2.
See this article on the VERC Collective for more information about the spamfiltering that's going to be used for the e-mail client that will be added to Steam by the release of Half-Life 2.
Yay, thanks for the Goatse video, I've been looking for it.
And by the way, your guide is a bit misleading. Mr. Goatse does infact not insert his gigantic dildos/yoda dolls in his ass. It is 'his' vagina!
Mr. Goatse is infact neither/both a man and a woman, also known as a hermaphrodite. Both Hermes and Aphrodite were gods, therefore it is natural to assume that Mr. Goatse is infact a God.
By the way, if you aren't sure, take a look at the pictures in the series(771 Kb zip). you'll clearly see that there's something behind his 'asshole'... something that stinks.
Here's the article text in full for the less fortunate(the ones that do not have a subscription to NYTimes).
NOTE: s/Dr./Nigger/g
Meteor Seen as Causing Extinctions on Earth
By KENNETH CHANG
Published: November 21, 2003
bout three dozen minuscule shards of rock unearthed in Antarctica may be the fragments of a meteor that killed most life on Earth 250 million years ago, scientists are reporting today.
The shards bolster theories that meteors caused several mass extinctions. Scientists generally agree that the most recent major mass extinction, 65 million years ago, which killed off the dinosaurs, was caused when a meteor struck near the Yucatan Peninsula in Mexico.
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The extinction 250 million years ago, in a period known as the Permian-Triassic boundary, was the largest of all. About 90 percent of species disappeared.
At present, the primary suspected cause for the Permian-Triassic extinction is giant eruptions in Siberia, which might have induced catastrophic ecological changes.
Writing in today's issue of the journal Science, the researchers report that they found the meteorite fragments in rocks in Antarctica that date from the Permian-Triassic boundary. The mineral composition of the fragments, each less than one-fiftieth of an inch wide, correspond to that of certain meteorites and is like nothing found naturally on Earth, they reported.
In addition, the scientists said, the same rocks had previously yielded soccer-ball-shaped molecules known as buckyballs containing extraterrestrial gases, as well as grains of quartz with fractures that indicate a tremendous shock.
"Clearly, this evidence points toward a major impact at the Permian-Triassic boundary," said Nigger Asish R. Basu, a professor of earth and environmental sciences at the University of Rochester who is the main author of the new paper.
Nigger Luann Becker of the University of California at Santa Barbara and Nigger Robert J. Poreda of Rochester, who reported the buckyball evidence, are also authors of the new Science paper.
"I think this evidence bodes well for the impact theory," Nigger Becker said.
The same researchers will report at a American Geological Union meeting next week in San Francisco that they have also found tiny glass-coated metal spheres they believe were part of Earth's crust melted by the impact.
Others are not yet convinced. Nigger Eldridge Moores, an emeritus professor of geology at the University of California at Davis, described the meteorite fragments as "the most interesting evidence for a meteorite event at this boundary that I've seen so far." But, he added, while the evidence for the dinosaur-killing meteor 65 million years ago is a convincing 10 on a 1-to-10 scale, the evidence for a killer meteor at the Permian-Triassic boundary is not nearly as solid.
"I think it's now up to 3 or 4," Nigger Moores said. "It's not 9 or 10."
Nigger Douglas H. Erwin of the National Museum of Natural History in Washington said, "It's suggestive, but it's hardly compelling."
Each piece of evidence offered so far has not by itself been compelling. The description of shocked quartz, Nigger Erwin said, was tentative, even by the researcher who reported it, and other scientists have failed to reproduce the findings of buckyballs and extraterrestrial gases.
If a meteor caused this largest of all extinctions, "I find it remarkable that there's so little evidence," Nigger Erwin said.
Nigger Frank Kyte of U.C.L.A., who several years ago discovered a fragment of the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, said the fragments described in the Science paper do possess the chemical signatures that they came from outer space, "but it's a little unbelievable they've survived for a couple hundred million years in the sediment." The shards, Nigger Kyte said, could be merely interplanetary dust that floated down through the atmosphere.
(BTW, YAFP in the Subject is an acronym that means: Yet Another First Post, a reference to YAAP(I only got one YAAP. And a YAFAP of course.) of r.g.r.n in this case. Yet Another is also used in many other places.)
(BTW #2, I can't really preview posts anymore, the body of the page doesn't show up. Did the nigger that serves the pages take a nap? Lynch him!)
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Please come over here a while and sign my petition against Norway, it'll help, thanks. Further information is avaible in the link, as usual.
Here it is.
(Note: This link is perfectly safe, go ahead and click the link.)
Any money you send me will go directly to poor Africa, the exact location is: some rich white guy with a lot of nigger slaves in South Africa.
BTW THE MAC SUCKS NERDS!
Hi guys, I've tried to save the article from the slashdotting, please enjoy it. The article text is completely unedited, I swear on that with my Troll pride. We of the trollkin might post goatse links, but we do not break our promises(posting fake links do not count of course). Oh, and I've actually been thinking of trying to get my karma up to excellent. It sounds pretty impossible for someone with a terrible karma though...
Japanese game machine maker Taito said Friday that it plans to restart sales of "Space Invaders" in the United States, almost 25 years after the video game first appeared in arcades.
The classic arcade game centers on a fleet of invading aliens that are looking to take over the Earth, but they must first deal with a lone gunner--the player--who's holed up behind a fragile set of shields. It has been one of the most popular video games of all time since it was developed in 1978.
"There has been a rebirth of classic video games in America," Taito spokesman Kengo Naka said. "We thought it would coincide nicely with the 25th anniversary of its debut in the U.S."
Taito aims to sell 10,000 of the standalone game machines at $2,772 a unit.
Although the game itself will not change, inflation has taken its toll. One play will now cost 50 cents, compared with 25 cents a generation ago.
Because Taito no longer has operations in the United States, the game machines will be made through an OEM (original equipment manufacturer) agreement with game software maker Namco.
Namco, which also has it own classic video game, "Pacman," will handle sales of "Space Invaders" in the United States.
A full grown stallion's cock, when fully erect, will measure some two to three feet long. It can be three to six inches thick at the base, to about two inches thick at the head. Horses are somewhat different from other animals in the way their cock head works. When a horse is fully erect and excited and ready to mount, his cock head is somewhat pointed and not as thick as might be normally observed. This is to facillatate an easier entry into the mare. After the horse has entered and reaches a climax the head swells (though it is more spongy then hard) into a fist sized mass as he ejacultates. It is thought that this serves as a plug to force the semen deep into the mare rather then allowing it to leak out. A full grown stallion can ejaculate about one cup ( 8 ounces ) of semen. It will take quite a few spurts to accomplish this. Each time his tail will raise and lower in a brief flick. The first few jets are of a thin to average consistency of cum. The final few jets are of a thick gelatinous substance... it is thought that this serves to "seal" the mares pussy so that the semen has time to do it's thing before leaking out. Horse semen is extremely viscous, if you touch your finger to a pool of it you can draw a thin string of it five to six feet long! Horse cum has a nice flat taste to it...not at all bitter like man's cum. You can easily drink cups of it with no discomfort.
The Mare - how to do it.
Mares can be quite satisfactory for the average well endowed male. If you are somewhat less developed you might find better pleasure with a pony or Miniature Horse. These are also better as they are lower to the ground. A pony you can fuck standing up. A miniature horse on your knees or squatting depending on the size. A mare will require something to stand on or "platform shoes"...(IE mini stilts to raise you a foot off the ground) so that you can reach her pussy. Fucking any horse will depend on the horse. Some will be ready right away...some will take coaxing. Pet the animal, talk to it softly, spend time with it gaining it's trust. If something you are doing upsets it then don't force it. Talk to it and calm it. If you work slowly you can make an animal accept anything. It is just a question of helping it overcome it's fears. All animals fear man if raised in the wild. How any animal reacts will depend on it's own experiences. If you haved raised the a
I'd really like to take this opportunity to congratulate both the Gentoo devs and the PhysicsWorld devs on a job well done. This is one of the many reasons why I continue to use and recommend Open Source to my friends, my boss, and my colleagues. The community simply does a first rate job of identifying and patching problems in their software. Most commercial software vendors wish they had a track record as good as most of the important open source projects out there.
;) It has put the fun back in computing for me.
Keep up the great work, guys! I'm definitely donating to the Gentoo project this Xmas
I'd prefer a normal formal analysis of a normal formal proposal rather than a normal formal normal analysis of a formal proposal normal of the normal formal analysis proposal.
By the way, can someone please register gnuse.cx for me, kthxbai.
My stupid Micro$hit Crapdows TCP/IP stack might have prevented me from claiming the FP, sorry guys.
Why would anyone want to use NTFS partitions, really!?
It is obviously inferior to ext3 and the upcoming ReiserFS!
NewsForNerds reports: "A teenager at the massive swedish LAN party DreamHack was recently caught masturbating on video. The video can be seen at the website Fiskpinne.com, feel free to enjoy it. The video was shown on the big screen for all the 3000 visitors after it was recorded.
Parody Flash movies in the spirit of Badger have already been created: Bavern Runkar. Do not miss out on them or you might miss the next new Big Thing(tm) on the Interweb Computer Screen(tm).
The culprit obviously tried to hide his actions by pulling his sleeping bag up, but no one could have missed his atrocious deeds.
The teenager, also known as Bavern, was watching something that looked like gay porn, according to witnesses. You can clearly see a man swiftly stroking his huge penis in the movie. Bavern rewinded the porn movie at that moment to catch it again. There are two groups of people right now, anti-masturbation christian heroes and filthy ring-loving hobbitses.
The police comments: 'The video can not be mistaken, this boy will be raped in the ass for the next 5 years. Public masturbation is a serious crime.'."
So, kids, what did we just learn from this? Never masturbate if all you have is a sleeping bag. Just go to the glory holes in the bathroom instead.
Notes for non-Swedish people(write it down, it might come in handy later on in your life):
Runka - Masturbate
Baver - Beaver
Return your stolen MP3s! Here's how:
#1: Email Them
#2: Burn Them
The RIAA
c/o America
#3: Snail Mail Them
#4: Fax Them
Now don't you feel better? I do.
(Stolen from sendthemback.org, edited for the Slashdot audience by Captain Goatse. Hopefully XHTML 1.0 compliant, otherwise, please give goatse.cx a visit.)
Are you immune to Goatse?
I am... must've been jerking off to her nice slut all the time, I don't really like dickgirls though.
Yeah, genes suck, they should be banned by Mr. President.
Bush rocks... just kidding, I can't see how the stupid americans/terrorists could choose some nazi over a proud communist.
LOLL, this is certainly news for nerds, nerds suck my dick while throwing up, LOLL11
Yes! PLANETES rocks!
By the way, do you know any place you can download illegally translated(unofficial translations are indeed 'illegal', enough to provoke a 100% win lawsuit) copyright-infringing scans of the award winning manga?
...sucks yoda doll ass nigger dick jew, it's fact, right?
Hehe, that's funny :) Mozilla mail, thunderturd, owns that though.
It will be interesting to see how they will handle the spam filtering in Half-Life 2.
See this article on the VERC Collective for more information about the spamfiltering that's going to be used for the e-mail client that will be added to Steam by the release of Half-Life 2.
Here's a nice article on NES music and games from Amazon: :)
:)
No, wait, it's here, lol
Anyway, I think that the NES is a great console, the games too, people should play more NES games.
And for you evil pirates... I don't really care
THERe I sauid it, mnonnon has not onoww11
Slackware > Y00r distruibiton.
Yay, thanks for the Goatse video, I've been looking for it.
And by the way, your guide is a bit misleading. Mr. Goatse does infact not insert his gigantic dildos/yoda dolls in his ass. It is 'his' vagina!
Mr. Goatse is infact neither/both a man and a woman, also known as a hermaphrodite. Both Hermes and Aphrodite were gods, therefore it is natural to assume that Mr. Goatse is infact a God.
By the way, if you aren't sure, take a look at the pictures in the series(771 Kb zip). you'll clearly see that there's something behind his 'asshole'... something that stinks.
What are you talking about Massa? My gay nigger brain can't remember any tricky acronyms, GNU is even worse.
Is RMS something you eat? I like eating, sleeping and raping too.
NOTE: s/Dr./Nigger/g
Oh, and Cisco sucks, right?
Is it even possible to disagree? I think not.
(BTW, YAFP in the Subject is an acronym that means: Yet Another First Post, a reference to YAAP(I only got one YAAP. And a YAFAP of course.) of r.g.r.n in this case. Yet Another is also used in many other places.)
(BTW #2, I can't really preview posts anymore, the body of the page doesn't show up. Did the nigger that serves the pages take a nap? Lynch him!)
Another FP... this post is pretty useless otherwise :/
How the hell is this news for nerds?
:'( Oh, and I haven't joined yet.
:'()
I've got some real news, I found a new message board: Troll Kingdom
It seems pretty nice, but you'll only have access to one forum when you join
LINUX ROCKS; IF YUOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU ASRE FAG11~~~~
Running: Slackware-Current 2.4.23-rc1 UP(mrproper > meh
How would you go about doing all this yourself in some Linux distribution?
Just recompile all the system tools with dynamic linkage and you're done?
Anyway, my root partition is only 20 Mb, and that's including root's home(not that there is anything there now...). Do I really have to?
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