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  1. Re:The plan on SCO Offers $250K Bounty for MyDoom Author's Arrest · · Score: 1, Funny

    If I was the creator of this virus I would sue every infected system owner and ask him to get a license!

  2. Re:Hey, d00d! on SCO Offers $250K Bounty for MyDoom Author's Arrest · · Score: 0

    Write DDoS virus targeting sco.com...
    ???
    Profit!!!

  3. Re:Big deal on Genetically Modified Flower Detects Landmines · · Score: 0

    The grass in my back yard turns green around land mines already

    I guess it will be a problem if this flowers start rowing around a military camp or around any military compound which is used to store ammunition or any kind of explosibles

    I bet that botanist will be the cover for the new 007.

    Or they would just simply make sure that no plants will ever grow nearby a military objective

    I bet that Iraqui saw this coming when they settled in the desert...

  4. Sure we can read... on Review - Mac OS X Server 10.3, Part 1 · · Score: 0


    Sure, I can read. I can go to the Mac OS X Server web site and read all the documentation for things related to "standards-based management," "share printers and files," "n-tier" solutions.


    We can do that now to, even without going to apple.com, thanx to yhis "tiny" informative article ...

    Or we won't...

  5. 69 to the people!!! on Internet Use Grows to 69 Percent of US Adults · · Score: 0

    69% watching 69 on internet...

  6. Re:Old school style... on Spammer Sentencing Guidelines · · Score: 1

    I know it's lame replying to your own post but i have to ask you to forget my bad spelling 'cause i'm not a native speaker of English spammer...

  7. Old school style... on Spammer Sentencing Guidelines · · Score: 1

    Make them write a zillion times:

    Gain extra 2 inches in length

    Viagra and herbal pills

    rebuild poor credit

    in order to learn the correct spelling...

  8. Re:Price per _half_ mile? on China Abandons Long-Distance Maglev Effort · · Score: 5, Funny
    Why in the world are they quoting price per half mile? Or is it really "price per kilometer" and they think the American public is too stupid to understand what a kilometer is?
    Funny that a lot of mail I receive from that part of the world doesn't measure my penis estimated growth in 1/2 inches...
  9. Re:Price per _half_ mile? on China Abandons Long-Distance Maglev Effort · · Score: 1
    In your case, your mile-to-kilometer rounding just cost China $9.6M ...
    Just divide that to 1,000,000,000 (rounded) and you'll see that ain't such a big deal...
  10. Re:Price per _half_ mile? on China Abandons Long-Distance Maglev Effort · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why in the world are they quoting price per half mile? Or is it really "price per kilometer" and they think the American public is too stupid to understand what a kilometer is?


    Look at the bright side: they still have a 36 _half_ miles operational maglev railway.

    It's just like AMD with processor rating. They are using the equivalent standard rails to rate their maglev rails...

  11. They can do that even without warning... on Have You Fought Your ISP Over Bandwidth Limits? · · Score: 1

    The fact is that even if they do not say it up and loud, they can restrict your bandwith usage very easy without even you to think that they did it.

    I had been seeing a case in which my friends modem got suddenly desynchronized after starting dc++ over and over again. And it wasn't like they were blocking his access or something like that, they were just "teasing" him.

    Another easy way is to restrict bandwith base on service accessed, and frankly you'll never know why it's going slower than expected.

    Regarding the definiton of "unlimited access", that's easy to interpret... had any of you call his lawyer to look upon the contract when you signed it. I guess not. So read your contract if you still have it and you'll see that's made by a lawyer which means they might be actually covered for that.

    At least in my contract I saw, a week after I signed it, that was a little, tiny paragraph which said that if i go above 5G traffic monthly they can restrict/reduce the availability. And right in the title it said "Unlimited Access".

    It's like prenuptial agreement when you don't read it... to much prOn and you are fscked...

  12. Re:I've got a fix... really on Belkin To Offer Firmware Fix For Router Hijacking · · Score: 1

    How about if every hour from now on they would mangle a http request such that you get some nice pr0n... wouldn't that be a way to repair the situation?

  13. Re:Question on Aussie Music Industry Sues ISP Over Filesharing · · Score: 1

    And what if the ISP just has a proxy and using that proxy I download mp3s (practically from the ISP)? What does this mean legally speaking?

  14. How fast ... on Patching Paranoia - How Fast Do You Patch? · · Score: 1

    ... can you do patches for me to apply ???

  15. The real matter ... on Patching Paranoia - How Fast Do You Patch? · · Score: 1

    ... should be how fast others apply patches to my servers if I get it right. It seems that the clients didn't do anything in order to get their servers patched. So why do i press no whenever MS "scrambles to get my my software patched" to a new version?