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  1. Re:There is an american flag on the moon. on Apollo 11 Photographs Unfrozen · · Score: 0

    And if you look closely at the first pic you might see a jedi sword at Aldrin's feet.

  2. Re:Am I missing something? on Gentoo for Mac OS X Released · · Score: 0
    "Right now, you can use it to install TeX! Someday, you might be able to install some other stuff!"
    I just can't wait until a emerge -D iPod will bring me a 40G iPod with all the goodies...
  3. Hmmm... only one works for me... on The Latest And Greatest Console Applications? · · Score: 0

    cd

    on the others you mentioned I get some kind of error message:


    c:\> Bad command or file name

  4. Re:True story.. on Our Friend, The Meter · · Score: 0

    That's true even for some countries which never used the imperial.

  5. Now all I need... on Yahoo Boosts Email Space in response to Gmail · · Score: 0

    ...is POP/IMAP and a way for Longhorn to boot over POP/IMAP... that way I won't have to download that viruses and worms and wonderful things. This might mean that nigerian fellow of mine will have an account on my machine... so many opportunities...

  6. Re:Atom? on Google Finally Moves Toward RSS Standard · · Score: 0

    And they named their child Neutron...

  7. Re:Windows NT at the helm on More on the Swedish Stealth Ship · · Score: 0

    The true story about what happened to Kursk: http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/jokes/text563.shtml

  8. Obligatory... on Was Zuse's Z3 the First Programmable Computer? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ... imagine a Beowulf of these.

  9. danced? on The Way the Music Died · · Score: 1, Funny
    since the first caveman danced around his fire going "Ugga bugga, hugga bugga!" That was music, and he was happy.


    err... I think the reason he went "ugga bugga, hugga bugga" was the hot charcoal he stepped onto...
  10. Re:I don't wanna be the one... on WiFi Lifeline For Nepal's Farmers · · Score: 0

    Nepal, a state where men have Wi-Fi and yacs run scared...

  11. Re:Field day for the worms on In The Works: Windows For Supercomputers · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Somebody tell this guys that millions of computers transformed to spam relays doesn't cout as HPC.

  12. But... on World's Fastest Supercomputer To Be Built At ORNL · · Score: 0

    ... imagine a Beowulf of these ...

  13. Re:Dodging? on Corporate Work in the US vs. Canada? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Instead of that get ready for SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER & UNCUT II...

  14. Re:so... can somebo dy stop this guy? on WiFi On Two Wheels · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm trying to post a /. comment here but this guy just doesn't want to stop. Hey you!!! Stop!!! I feel so multitasking running after this guy while typing this ...

  15. Re:Slashdotted bike? How about his laptop battery? on WiFi On Two Wheels · · Score: 0

    What I really do not understand is how this guy "delivers" reliable internet access for the others.

    I mean, what's the sense in this: I start downloading latest pr0n movie in the park and his laptop battery goes dead... and no more cream for me... And he has the nerve to compare himself to the ice cream man...

    And thinking about his bicycle, what connection speed is that... max 30mph... on the second thought at least i can check my mail at that speed: 2-3 gained inches/mail * let's say 20 mails/hour...

  16. English not supported... on Fedora Core 2 Test 3 Released · · Score: 1, Funny
    "and anaconda now is sporting 31 languages"

    I guess English still isn't supported on /. ...

  17. Re:MS on New Windows Vulnerability in Help System · · Score: 0

    Yeap, someone gotta give them a "specially crafted help file" in order to help them...

  18. I know Kung Fu... on Junkie Loves His Spam · · Score: 0

    Neo:
    What are you trying to tell me that I can dodge traffic?

    Morpheus:
    No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

    How 'bout forwarding spam he founds interesting?

  19. Re:Nataile Portman on Move Over Karaoke...Hello Movieoke · · Score: 0

    And who's gonna play Natalie Portman? How 'bout goatse.cx ...

  20. Re:Good thing he didn't see a G4 Notebook.... on William Gibson on his Tech Life and Latest Novel · · Score: 0

    but still why not iNeo then ???

  21. Re:David Bowie on William Gibson on his Tech Life and Latest Novel · · Score: 0
    " I realized no one had tried to write a science-fiction novel as if Lou Reed and David Bowie were writing it." I suppose you could say that about a lot of things- we need more software that was written as if Lou Reed and David Bowie had written it
    Translate this to C please: "Er, and as always, er, it's fairly traditional that I never remember the lyrics to any songs that I've written. Except "Girl you really got...". Ooo that Ray Davies. What's that called? 'Lucky Lenny'."
  22. Re:Morse Code enters the 21st Century on Morse Code Enters The 21st Century · · Score: 0
    This now means that when we send an SOS we can supply an email address to let us know help is on its way!
    Sure if all you need help is the size of your penis, your mortgage rate or some fscking diplomas. Otherwise it might be that prince/emir/whatever asking you help for those XX millions...
  23. Re: ... yeap, I drunk it... on Space Station Slowly Falling Apart? · · Score: 0

    Sorry, I was planning to give it back to you when I would finish it but then I noticed it was so funny throwing space station parts in space...

  24. Pattern pointing to /. on Detecting Patterns in Complex Social Networks · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Imagine what happens if a slashdoting pattern is revealed.

  25. Three fingers... on Ctrl-Alt-Del Inventor To Retire From IBM · · Score: 0

    Is the retirement his "three fingers salute"?