Slashdot Mirror


User: Jace+of+Fuse!

Jace+of+Fuse!'s activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
1,370
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 1,370

  1. It's a Microsoft product.... on No XP-Smarttags in Europe · · Score: 1

    Relax everybody. It's another High Quality Highly Configurable Microsoft Product.

    That is to say, that after traversing 9 menus, 2 of which are context sensitive, selecting 3 very specific options, and finding the correct tab with a specific details button in an options window, you'll be able to scroll down a list of 65 or so cryptic settings and disable the smart-tags.

    See! Fast and easy! Microsoft, letting your browse the internet the way YOU want! (And rendering the rest of society helpless.)

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  2. Re:Only one color? on Eyeballing the Future of Retina Scanning Lasers · · Score: 2

    always-on porn....

    I think that would be a nightmare.

    Always-On...
    3D Pr0n...
    Projected in my eyes.
    Day by Day, Dusk to Dawn...
    I always see my 3D Pr0n.
    Me oh my, I want to die...
    Such a sexy honey in my eye...
    And she's not there...
    ...into space I stare...
    ...it's this thing I wear...
    ...that shows me 3D pr0n.

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  3. Re:Don't corporations pay taxes too? on Corporate-Sponsored Research Untrustworthy · · Score: 2

    Not only do corporations pay taxes, but they also make major contributions to the institutes doing the research.

    Right, but let's say Corporation Z pays University Y a sum of money equal to X to do research R for T length of time. When R is D at cost of X plus additional tax money, then why should Z have exclusive rights to R? U C what I mean?

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  4. Re:Here's what the extra content will be on Star Wars Episode I DVD - October 16, 2001 · · Score: 2

    Since they were cut from the film, the scenes had never been completed.

    Before anybody gets excited about new material in the movie, let's try not to forget that these scenes were deleted for a reason, and the Jar Jar scenes were left in.

    That should tell you how bad they probably are.

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  5. Re:From the manual on Phoenix BIOS Phones Home? · · Score: 2

    a powerful tool for communication, entertainment, education and business.

    In other words, Advertising Revenue.

    ADs at Bootup...
    ADs at Shutdown...
    ADs at Hardware Setup...
    ADs at Hardware Failure....

    ADs...
    ADs...
    and MORE ADs....

    I'll bet they even sneak a commercial in for a motherboard upgrade when yours starts to feel dated (two weeks after you've bought it.)

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  6. 55mph... on Rental Car + GPS = Speeding Ticket · · Score: 2

    Move to a state where the speed limit is over 70mph. :)

    Taking into consideration that the standard formula for driving is 20 over Posted... I typically get away with between 90 and 100, and people are still passing me.


    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  7. Oh great... on CD-Eating Fungus Among Us · · Score: 2

    First we get viruses...

    ...then we get worms...

    ...now we get fungus.

    Oh hell, might as well, we've already got litigation.

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  8. Re:So basically... on Review: Tomb Raider · · Score: 1

    Uh, no. It's not Quake with more crate-jumping. Quake is fun. Fast paced death-toll without even being pretentious enough to claim to have (much of) a plot.

    Good, clean, slaughterfest. That's Quake.

    Tomb Raider is slow, redundant, stupid, easy, technically uninspired, shit.

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  9. So basically... on Review: Tomb Raider · · Score: 1

    ...The game wasn't very good...
    ...The game was'nt very good...

    ...who expected any different?

    --

    Not to bash the game all out, as I remember before the first game came out I was so looking forward to it. Maybe I was caught up in the hype, or maybe it was just that I was looking for something new instead of something rehashed.

    Then when I got the game (Both on the Saturn and PC) I was very disappointed. Thinking it might just be the versions, I tried the Playstation version and asside from minor visual and control issues the game just seriously failed to impress me.

    A few dozen sequals later I was sick of the whole Tomb Raider thing. Now the movie is out and I've already got a bad taste left over from the first game.

    I didn't need a review to tell me the movie sucked, but I'm glad a few negative reviews have saved me from giving in to curiosity.

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  10. Re:VQF on MP3Pro Released · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember VQF

    Yeah, I remember it. My MP3s didn't sound very good on my VQF player though...

    :)

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  11. Re:More ZK trivia on Zero-Knowledge Ceases Linux Support · · Score: 2

    The example you gave about the guys in the bar is not really a ZK proof, but it is associated with them because it is a cryptographic problem that uses similar protocols for a solution.

    If one of the guys is wearing a Rolex he obviously can afford to pick up the tab. (heheheh) You still don't know how much he makes... but you know he's not starving!

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  12. Re:Amiga Amiga Quite Contrary on Concept Screenshots Of The AmigaDE GUI · · Score: 2

    And why does once owning 3 Amigas make you such a serious voice on this topic?

    It doesn't make me more special than anybody, but it does show that I had a strong love for the Amiga. The fact that I ran a 10 line Amiga BBS with Cnet Amiga 3.05c out of my own pocket for nearly 10 years in a town where there was almost no Amiga support also shows that I cared.

    I also wrote a lot of my own software, and indeed learned the vast majority of my programming skills on the Amiga. I don't think this makes me "more important", but it did put me into contact with a large number of Amiga lovers and I think I have a pretty good idea what most of them want.

    Do you want new hardware, or do you NOT want new, unrelated hardware with the Amiga name slapped on it?

    It was a poor choice of wording on my part. New hardware of course is a must, but I think most Amiga users would hate to see a run of the mill PC running Windows or some form of Unix with an Amiga name slapped on it just because a cruddy GUI is being shown as a software layer and being passed off as a next generation "Environment".

    A totally new Amiga would be fine -- if it were a totally new AMIGA, not just a new machine altogether with an AMIGA name.

    By Amiga, I mean the OS should be functionally AMIGA, the things that we (and you yourself apparently since you owned 5 Amigas in total...) fell in love with. Draggable screens. AutoConfig. Dynamic Ram Disks. An excellent and easy to develope for set of OS Libraries. A low OS footprint giving most of the resources to the APPLICATIONS (this is a concept seemingly lost now days).

    ...

    Companies can make more than one product you know...

    I'm well aware... but somehow everytime Amiga Inc. mentions Amiga DE I get the impression they're trying to sell us on the concept that the Amiga brand doesn't need to be a stand alone platform, and I really get the overwhelming feeling that Amiga Inc. doesn't even really intend to try.

    I fear they may be baiting us with the promise of future version of AmigaDOS just to drag us along long enough to hook us on this "OSless" concept.

    I hope I'm wrong.

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  13. Amiga Amiga Quite Contrary on Concept Screenshots Of The AmigaDE GUI · · Score: 2

    Is it just me or does this little write up seem totally contradictory to what we last heard from Amiga?

    I mean, first they are working on a hardware independent, OS independent "Environment" called DE, THEN they are reverting back to pushing forth development of AmigaDOS 4.0 as a whole stand alone system because as they said "That's what Amigans wanted". NOW they are showing us ugly little pictures of this Digital Environment that nobody wanted, as if they've forgotten the promises they've made.

    Let me set one thing straight as a one time owner of 3 Amigas (1200/2000/4000)...

    We don't WANT Amiga DE.

    We don't WANT a new, unrelated hardware with the Amiga name slapped on it.

    We WANT AmigaDOS 4.0 ported to modern hardware with a good mix of legacy software support and modern OS features.

    If you don't WANT to give this to us, curl up and DIE already, it's long past overdue!

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  14. Re:A hoax? on Is Carpal Tunnel Syndrome A Hoax? · · Score: 2

    Often, real RSI sufferers are reluctant to seek the help that goes along with a government check. We love our machines too much. I for one, suffer through the aches, stiff joints, numbness, and keep a-typin.

    I've a very rapid typer. Quite fast, in fact. I've been typing since I was 9 years old, and around the age of 21, I started to feel sharp pains in the back of my shoulders, in my elbows, in my wrists, and sometimes even tingling in my finger tips.

    I assumed forever that this sensation was carple tunnel syndrom, and that it would only get worse in time. In fact, it did get worse for a very long time until one day I moved my computer desk and bought a new chair.

    Oddly enough, I didn't ever feel uncomfortable in my previous chair, and my new one never really felt any more or less comfortable. But the pains vanished none the less. I've been pain free now for about 5 years.

    And to think, I was actually considering surgery.


    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  15. If things ... on DSLBlaster? · · Score: 2

    If things are going to be done this way, couldn't they at LEAST use a PCI sound card?

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  16. Re:Same old same old on Taking Games Seriously In Korea · · Score: 5

    "Clans" or gangs were formed, protection, yadda yadda yadda.

    Just the types of games have changed.

    I can not count the number of fights I've seen over SPORTS.

    I'm sure there is no evidence to support this claim, but I'd be willing to bet that Football causes more violence in today's society in a single year than Video Games have ever caused in 20.

    The fact is -- Sports IS Violence and people love it. They love it so much, in fact, that a good chunk of the VIDEO GAME MARKET is based on the sports market.

    They better not ban Video Games without first taking out the real culprit.

    The Titans made Nashville traffic even worse. Video games never got me in a traffic jam.

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  17. Re:I'm appalled at the arrogance of NASA and the U on NASA Wants To Invade Mars With Glowing JellyPlants · · Score: 2

    Finally is it just me who is struck by the sheer outrageous obscenity and waste - all this money spent on throwing things at Mars when there are many problems on Earth that are far more pressing: AIDS, War, Famine, lack of gun control in our inner cities, etc etc etc.

    I don't know what you do for a living, but I'm sure that someone finds it worthless no matter how you might defend your interest/stance on the issue.

    The fact is, an astronomer isn't going to find the cure for AIDS and he/she isn't going to stop war, feed the hungry, or try and take away anybody's guns (besides, if someone tries to take away MY gun, they'll get shot.)

    Just because YOU think that those minor issues take priority over space exploration/exploitation doesn't mean that the rest of the right-thinking world agrees with you.

    Remember, at one time, people thought the search for the new world was a waste of resources.

    Luckily for us Americans, someone decided to make that journey.

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  18. Re:Seems quite sensible to me on Panel Recommends Mars Samples Be Quarantined · · Score: 4

    MICROBE 1: HAHAHAH! WE HAVE THE HUMANS FOOLED!
    MICROBE 2: Howz dat, boss?
    MICROBE 1: They've locked our brotheren INSIDE this sealed container, but WE'VE been clinging to the OUTSIDE the whole time! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! The EARTH shall be OURS!
    MICROBE 2: Good thinkin' boss! All Their Base are...
    (WHACK!)
    MICROBE 1: Syud'up!

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  19. Re:a further, but brief history of SPAM on Hormel Gracefully Concedes On SPAM vs. Spam · · Score: 2

    Actually, I always here it was

    SPAM - SELECT PARTS of ANIMAL MEAT



    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  20. Re:Why exactly did you post this? on Microsoft Isn't Slowing Down · · Score: 1

    How many people here DIDN'T know that Microsoft was going strong?

    Here? Almost everybody invisions Microsoft HQ going down in flames everytime they see anything running Linux from a PDA to a Server Farm.

    That's okay, though. When everybody else goes out of business, Microsoft will switch to Linux and everybody will be a winner here. Now, everybody, let's have a Group hug. :-)

    tee hee

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  21. Re:Continued Growth on Microsoft Isn't Slowing Down · · Score: 2

    Microsoft may be our best bet for interstellar travel

    Sorry, but I don't want to travel to another star if I'm just going to crash when I get there!!!

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  22. Re:TNG and DS9 vs VOY on Voyager Eulogy · · Score: 1

    I wanted Janeway to die the moment she opened her f c i g mouth.

    Her voice was annoying, she was more egotistical than Kirk, AND she was ugly.

    The perfect ending of the show goes something like this...

    TUVOK: Captain, the level of damage (and lameness) we have sustained will be impossible to repair. I'm sorry to say we will not be moving. We are stranded.

    JANEWAY: Impossible! Someone do something about this! I refuse to let my crew sit here stranded! We WILL get home! We WON'T give up hope! We are STARFLEET OFF--(OOMPH)-- (JANEWAY is tackled by the entire bridge crew, and beated to death.)

    ...
    (Her body in sickbay)
    EMH: Please state the nature of the me... oh. It's Janeway's corpse. Well, I guess we won't be needing THIS anymore. Now, what is it we do with bodies again?

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  23. Re:Mozilla has done it's job.... on AOL 6.0 Bundled with Windows XP? · · Score: 1

    It's only a theory, and not ENTIRELY possible, but definitely food for thought.

    No, actually, it's more than a theory.

    You've just hit upon something I've been saying for years.

    The only thing your statements were missing were all the fnords.

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  24. Re:We can do something about this kind of thing. on Launchcast Sued · · Score: 1

    if enough of us do something then, who knows what will happen?

    I've been doing this for a while, but when I try to explain my point of view to most people they commonly reply with "fuck that, you can't win man."

    Poor attitudes on the behalf of all the brainwashed sheeple.

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

  25. Re:Curse you CowboyNeal! on Preview: Diablo II - Lord of Destruction · · Score: 1

    Curse you for ruining my enjoyment of the game

    The devil made him do it.

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"